FUNNIEST TEXTS EVER! #3

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  • Published on Aug 17, 2019
  • Funniest texts messages & SMS fails from ex-girlfriend, boyfriend, and dad!
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    Clean family friendly pg
    #funniesttextsever #Textfail #Textprank #Textingprank
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  • UselessTime
    UselessTime  28 days ago +1354

    IF THIS VIDEO GETS 25,069 likes...
    IM DOING A SHOULDER REVEAL!🙌🏼🤪

  • cinder playz roblox

    Weird Simon Will be in my bed tonight if I dont like and sub lol

  • LostSoulEater28
    LostSoulEater28 Hour ago

    #uselesscomment
    School:
    how kids see it :Hell
    how parents see it: time away from kids

  • - iEnVy - MatrixX
    - iEnVy - MatrixX 8 hours ago

    Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
    #USELESSCOMMENT

  • Lisplie ! Roblox ! Gacha ! FlipaClip

    #UselessComment
    *someone turns the light off*
    Whitney: OH NO I'M BLACK!
    Me: *but you are already black*
    Everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • Deja and Desmond’s Toy Zone

    I’m 💩 #useless
    comment

  • Tatiana Labrew
    Tatiana Labrew 17 hours ago

    MOM STOP TEXTING ME

  • Luka Uzumaki
    Luka Uzumaki 21 hour ago

    I just came for the fking thumbnail

  • Mocha Tea
    Mocha Tea 2 days ago

    4:38 4:38 4:38
    replays for the best text ever 😂

  • NeedForSpeed2004
    NeedForSpeed2004 2 days ago

    *SUBSCRIBE TO DIE INSTANTLY ;)*

  • FBI_Account
    FBI_Account 2 days ago

    #uselesscomment i love your vids i watch every day after school :D

  • Reking Memes 2.0
    Reking Memes 2.0 2 days ago

    The America one belongs in r/madlads

  • St0rmxzy FN
    St0rmxzy FN 2 days ago

    #uselesscomment
    Christopher Columbus:Discovers America
    Pilgrims:Am I a joke to you

  • Mochi the little cat
    Mochi the little cat 2 days ago +1

    #uselesscomment
    dead memes : hello
    new memes : ew ur dead
    me: EXUSE MEH?! THEY ARE AMAZING
    *yeets PePpA and VSCO girl into space*

  • Celia Sandersen
    Celia Sandersen 2 days ago

    #uselesscomment

  • Galaxy Glow
    Galaxy Glow 3 days ago

    I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS!

  • wP-Fast
    wP-Fast 3 days ago

    Error 32333. Message could not send

  • Debbie Medeiros
    Debbie Medeiros 3 days ago +1

    #uselesscomment


    Kid: i wanna be a marshmellow
    Monster:why so i can bounce away
    Dad:the hell?

  • Beanos
    Beanos 3 days ago

    #uslesstime

    FUNIEST TEXTS EVER #4

  • Epic shark dude
    Epic shark dude 4 days ago

    creeper

  • TheExplicitOne
    TheExplicitOne 4 days ago +1

    I drop my hot pocket.
    #uslesscomment

  • Jason Domizio
    Jason Domizio 4 days ago +1

    #Uselesscomment

  • Brynn Chlebowski
    Brynn Chlebowski 4 days ago +3

    This is what happens when I fall into the endless hole we call youtube

  • oh yeah yeah
    oh yeah yeah 4 days ago +1

    #usefulcomment 🅱️

  • Stranger things fan
    Stranger things fan 5 days ago

    5:12 i laughed out loud oops

  • FireSlashFilms4684 YT

    5:17 made me die😂

  • Irelis vlogs
    Irelis vlogs 5 days ago

    #uselesscomment(•ิ_•ิ)

  • JKH
    JKH 5 days ago +9

    #uselesscomment
    Summer:
    How I see it: Diamond pickaxe
    How my parents see it: Bedrock
    How it really is: Golden pickaxe

  • Gunner Thiha
    Gunner Thiha 6 days ago

    #uselesscomment

  • Alexninja360 Yeeterboi

    #uselesscoment
    Healthy dinner:you cant defeat me
    Me:yeah but he can
    *Lays*

  • Acs_🐯🐼🐍
    Acs_🐯🐼🐍 6 days ago +2

    "I see you've finally got a smartphone." "Mom?" "Helloooooo" howdoyoudoaspace

    OMG IM DIEING 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

  • Dragon Tech209
    Dragon Tech209 6 days ago +1

    “I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS”
    What are you trying to say?

  • ChloeHM26 098
    ChloeHM26 098 6 days ago

    #uselesscomment
    Apple: We made a waterproof phone
    Rice companies: :0


    Rice companies: Legs make rice that will protect phones when there cracked

  • Craz Mations
    Craz Mations 6 days ago

    #useless comment Have you ever wondered that Fortnite is a bootleg Minecraft

  • Sabrina Velin-Kraus
    Sabrina Velin-Kraus 6 days ago

    #
    Uslescomment

  • Nibba Johnson
    Nibba Johnson 6 days ago

    Comment for Minecraft
    like for Roblox
    Or both if You like Roblox comment your name
    Corridoration Doesn’t mean anything just a name I came up with

  • Don't Look At My Account You Motherfucking Cunt

    Man fuck u
    Shes wearing pants

    IF u see at the phone

  • GachaWolfieChrist Playz

    #UselessComment
    When Your Friend Is Tall Put A Brick In Her Head...

  • SharkyPlayz
    SharkyPlayz 7 days ago +5

    6:26 this is a time stamp

  • slava klimovski
    slava klimovski 7 days ago

    Wow this guy is SO BEAUTIFUL 0:02

  • •YeouFox•
    •YeouFox• 7 days ago

    *Honestly I want Simon in my room*

  • Alyssa Millington
    Alyssa Millington 7 days ago

    *O K L A H O M A*

  • Steakplays Steakplayskekgghhsgames

    #uselesscomment I have fish and I think is a fuck and I think my bottle ate me

  • EPIC randomm videos
    EPIC randomm videos 8 days ago

    Time to teach some māori to these kids

  • scourge the killer cat
    scourge the killer cat 8 days ago +1

    #EPICPENIS

  • Egs Rhr
    Egs Rhr 8 days ago

    Oklahoma

  • myth viewers
    myth viewers 8 days ago +1

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Subscribe to UslessTime
    Or flamingo will kill u

  • myth viewers
    myth viewers 8 days ago

    #Uselesscomment
    Noone:
    Me:AAAAAA ALBERT YO TENGO HI
    Everyone:WAAAAAAALUUUUUGGGGIIIIIII
    albert/flamingo:AAAAAAAAAA

  • Kim Ji-yeon
    Kim Ji-yeon 8 days ago +45

    When the intro said
    "USELESS GANG
    STAND THE BEEP UP
    ITS USELESS MEME TIME!!!!!"
    i said it in sync--
    is that a good thing?-

  • Mamal Annes
    Mamal Annes 8 days ago +4

    The person who changed the 'no' is a legend!! 😂😂

  • Jaiden Germain
    Jaiden Germain 9 days ago

    mOM STOP TEXTING

  • Mad gaming
    Mad gaming 9 days ago

    #uselesscomment

  • Zoey Davis
    Zoey Davis 11 days ago

    🤣 OML LOL

  • Zoey Davis
    Zoey Davis 11 days ago

    XD DEEP PENIS 🤣

  • Zoey Davis
    Zoey Davis 11 days ago +1

    I HAD TO INJECT HER WITH THE EPIC PENIS "oh for lords sake" "epi pen"

  • alina duran
    alina duran 11 days ago +1

    6:27

  • ka-nowledge boi
    ka-nowledge boi 11 days ago

    I like it when you say hahahahahahahahahhaha

  • random blocky
    random blocky 11 days ago

    What if ibwant Simon in my bed

  • Dab
    Dab 11 days ago

    dad: “she had to take the deep penis”. Also dad: “I had to inject her with the epic penis”

  • Sophie Undertale Girl [Neko,Bipolar]

    “Hey Sophie! :D”
    Oh look,another person named Sophie .________.