Columbus discovers the New World

"What lovely people"
Looks straight into my soul.
Brilliant.

"Take care now!"
"What lovely people"
*comes back*
"I forgot one thing!"
* gunshots *

“What a lovely people”
Columbus when he gets himself off the land: “Call the troops in, slain each and everyone of them, don't let a single one of them survived!”

Fun fact: Columbus crew *hated* him, he was abusive and an overall asshole. That’s why when the second (or was it the third?) exploration was given the ok he wasn’t one of the crew mates.
Edit: Wow this thing blew up, nice to know some people know about his Lord Fartwad

The broken 4th wall at the end said so much so brilliantly. This guy never disappoints.

The level of foreshadowing in this one, brings a new meaning to dark humor and the look at the end

This man is a genius! Not only for his splendid ideas, the editing. But also the way he glances at us sometimes. Love it! Always watching his videos when I need to laugh. Love from Sweden!

The look after " what lovely people" kills me. He's literally the best at telling these stories and portraying everything we're thinking with one look of disdain. He's a genius.

Fact : His voice is soothing. The storyline is soothing. The dialogues are soothing. HR HIMSELF IS SOOTHING

As a real time traveller I can confirm this is 100% accurate.

"Sorry to bother you"
"What lovely people"
" Sorry to bother you again, but you see, if I don't come back with your gold Isabella of Castile may kill me, she's a lovely woman, but not someone I want to mess up with. You can probably talk to her. But only if you're Christians."
Edit before I get hate: I'm just making a joke. I know Isabella had a questionable moral compass but it's no hate towards her here. I really admire all the good things she did and understand the questionable choices she took. This is only meant to be a joke.

I expected something more dramatic than that ending😂
IT MADE MY HEART MELT!!!!💖💖💖💖💖

I love these videos so much! The characters sound so kind and the stories are light-hearted, there areno dirty jokes everywhere and watching your videos make me happy.

As a Native American, I love how he respectfully kept the clothes he used for the Native American character simple, vague and minimalistic.

That was exactly how it happened, but then Columbus came back with guns, swords and cannons 37 minutes later.
Edit: Oh, and also smallpox, let's not forget about that.

I love how calm he is in all of his shorts

That “what lovely people” line cheered me up so much I love the content keep it up

You can almost see his confidence slowly growing

Adrian goes against the laws of acting and looks at the camera and still gets views and subs:
TheXvid: “IMPOSSIBLE”

Why is literally everyone in Adrian’s imaginary world so polite? Like someone get me a costume I wanna live there 💀

Fun fact: Columbus was looking for another trade route to Asia when he discovered "The New World".
Another FF: Most of the Native population was wiped out from small pox transferred from the Europeans at the time.

he's so polite .. if everyone is like him the world would have been much easier 😪

I like in Adrian's videos how he looks at the camera like he's looking at you/us. It makes it so much more interpersonal. Like we're all part of his videos. Touche !

"What lovely people"
Ah yes, I love them so much ! They even let me go back to Europe with him ! He is such a *great* guy you know? He says he got some work for us down in Spain and even in different regions !

I love how awkward but polite he is when acting.

"What lovely people."
Columbus later: "Get the guns ready, time for a massacre."

"Everything changed, when the europeans attacked"
-Sun Tzu, The Art of Avatar

His accent and the way he looks into the camera after everyline makes it soooo better 😀

He is absolutely brilliant 🤩 so cute 🥰 love his cockney accent hahahaha

Native: Glad they left, we can still own our gold.
Columbus: Did you say gold?
Native: Oops-
Columbus: You need Jesus and Civilisation.

He actually thought he found a new route to India and even when he died he still believed it was India

Such calm tone for every characters he ever act for
🤣

I appreciate the attention to detail in the different costumes, without being stereotypical or offensive. Thank you!

I love his straight face acting love it very humorous

We need a part two where Christopher calmly and collectively explains that he changed his mind and will now proceed to commit genocide

I like how he looked into our souls in the end and be like' what really happened in history was NOT lovely'

The look he givesnto the camera after "what lovely people" gets me EVERY TIME

“Thank you for understanding”
Amazing
How does Adrian come up with these 😂

That casual look into the camera always makes me smile.

Everyone's talking about his costumes but no one ever compliments him for the efforts of finding the perfect location in the world every single time 😄

"It's horrible but that's just how it was I'm afraid." -Rattus From horrible history's

I’m convinced Adrian is just a really good actor &&& this entire scheme is a total role && off camera I like to imagine he’s a completely different dude lmao

I really appreciate how he doesn't needs to use indigenous culture as a costume to represent it, I love you 😭

I love how polite he is in his videos

"Sorry to bother you"
"What lovely people"
*comes back with guns*

"What lovely people"
Little did they know they had quiet kid on their boat

“Whoo, whooo!” That’s the loudest this person has ever shouted.

"What a lovely people" The last recorded words of a native before Columbus returned with 100 armed men

I really just wanna pick him up and put him in my pocket! He's sooooo adorable!

The eye contact at the end had more emotion and meaning than every rant and every monologue on the internet combined.

He just got an enthusiastic “Atta Boy!”
Man, lucky

Knowing Columbus actually did not truly discover anything new and was not even the one who did that one famous quote, this is gold.

As a Native American this is hilarious 😂

“What lovely people “
“The 50 guns on the ship that they’re going back for”

I imagine him doing those "shy" hand gestures every time he goes and asks about a new set of costumes.

"What lovely people"
Columbus: **enslaves Central America**

Lmfao, this killed me xD "we've been here for ages" yes, yes we have

"What lovely people"
- Starts coughing and dies from a European disease they brought

I love the fact he can make any bad person of history caring

I don’t know why but listening to people being so respectful and polite is very refreshing

The way they understand so nicely and didn’t fight or anything 💛

The breaking of the 4th wall gets me EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. 🤦‍♀️

If the world was filled with just this man we'd be in stone age because there would be so much peace there would be no chance to develop rapidly.

I love his hands when he says 'sorry this one is taken already'

"sorry we've been here for ages"
"oh, sorry I didn't..."
"thanks for being understanding"
"...ask" *pulls out musket"

This actually made me cry, its so awful what happened to the native american people. Powerful video x

Columbus : oh no thank you take care now
Also Columbus : we need to come back with soldiers for this one 👀

Adrian,you crack me up every time

OMG! You always make me laugh. Keep up the great work 😂

"What lovely people"
*Looks directly at the camera*
TALENTED, BRILLIANT, INCREDIBLE, AMAZING, SHOW-STOPPING, SPECTACULAR, ONE OF A KIND

This got me in the feels 😢

I love how he innocently looks at the camera...

he literally would have the best asmr voice

I wanna live in Adrian's world. Everyone is so nice!

this guy has the voice for every character

Imagine how peaceful the world would be if everyone was as kind and polite as Adrian's characters

I dropped out of school because this guy can teach you everything you need to know

Imagine if this actually happened 😂

I think this guy should’ve decided how history went

*Reality*
"No sorry we were here for ages..."
"Unfortunately for you, History will not see it that way'

The voice of this guy it’s ✨amazing✨

This is my favorite history lesson to date. xo

I have no idea why this put a smile on my face, but it did. For that, I thank you. Dark times it seems.

Fun fact
The natives weren't at all peaceful, constantly fought eachother, and in fact Columbus helped many tribes to conquer and stop cannibalistic tribes.
Also America is just better than what it was then so

everyone he plays is just retconned as a polite but slightly socially awkward British introvert

All of your videos are hilarious 😆 so glad I found this page;❤️

Columbus wasn’t never the first one to discover it infact he thought he’d landed somewhere completely different lmao

I love, love, love your shorts! 🤣 please never stop

Whenever I listen Columbus discover This that it's like before him there was no life

I was half expecting a cough and he says "I'm sure it's nothing".

This one gives new meaning to : "you do not get a second chance to make a first impression."
Will there ever be world peace and embracing(as opposed to overtaking) other cultures? It'd be a HUGE step in the right direction if humanity would at least agree to disagree.
STOP MODERN DAY CONQUESTS
Hearts go out to those under seige by Russia.

Wouldn't that level of respect be amazing and what a different world we would live in think about it 🙏

Tbh that’s actually a pretty sweet convo 😩✨

coming mostly of Native American blood (other small portion of genes being European because of this very incident but unfortunately how it actually unfolded) love how your Native costume wasnt Culturally Appropriating yet you knew the stance of the character. Bravo, truly admire your consciousness on culture yet executing the plot humorously adorable

The amount of sarcasm behind the stare after
" what lovely people" is God damn high

You've unlocked the "good ending"

If only history was this wholesome…

fun fact:Columbus never knew he was in a new continent, he tought he was in India his whole life.

Sad fact, he slaughted almost all of them, even though they were friendly. He also didnt go to america, but south america, cuba, and the carribians.

Why was history not like this? Imagine being in a history lesson and this is the documentary.. it would be amazing