Unlikely things to hear on a gardening programme | Mock The Week - BBC

  • Published on Aug 16, 2019
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    The performers suggest unlikely things to hear on a gardening programme in Scenes We'd Like to See.
    Comedy show combining the best elements of panel show, stand-up and improvised games with two teams of comedians taking a satirical swipe at the news and world events.
    Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis look back at the week’s news in the company of guests Maisie Adam, Ed Byrne, Larry Dean, Ed Gamble and Tiff Stevenson.
    Mock The Week | Series 18 Episode 5 | BBC
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Comments • 112

  • gerald blaney
    gerald blaney 5 days ago

    I like to plant my rhubarb in May.

  • Nikki Rabie
    Nikki Rabie Month ago

    This is my new hoe, my older one is used up

  • panda qu
    panda qu Month ago

    Who is the one in the green dress

  • Chris Garton
    Chris Garton Month ago

    And over here we have some green onions. Oh sorry my director told me they’re scallions

  • Gwydion Rhys
    Gwydion Rhys Month ago +14

    *Deep sniff*
    Loved it - good show, Ed!

  • Chris Garton
    Chris Garton 2 months ago +1

    You like these flowers? They’re from a grave somewhere and I planted them in my garden just because they were so pretty.

  • Michael David
    Michael David 2 months ago +1

    ''20 yrs later and Charlie Dimmock still doesn't wear a bra''

  • Shaun Wilson
    Shaun Wilson 2 months ago +1

    I was expecting a lot of cannibis jokes ngl

  • Nohe
    Nohe 2 months ago +1

    Can someone explain the laying turf joke? I'm not a native speaker

    • Nati B
      Nati B 2 months ago

      "Sod's Law" is also a saying that means things will always go wrong with the worst possible outcome.

    • Marcus Rose
      Marcus Rose 2 months ago

      Sod is another name for a lump of earth and law is a strict rule. So hard and fast rules about laying turf are "sod's law"

  • Joseph Frank
    Joseph Frank 2 months ago

    This show is basically Whose Line, right?

    • D33Y4
      D33Y4 2 months ago +2

      This one segment is like Whose Line, but the show has other segments.

  • Václav Fejt
    Václav Fejt 2 months ago +1

    The wildlife gag for me. Simple punchline, brilliantly delivered.

  • BzERK IE
    BzERK IE 2 months ago

    2.12 garden of remembrance? isn't that a graveyard!

  • Chris Garton
    Chris Garton 2 months ago +1

    Now when you see these flowers growing well in the spring, oh my gosh a bee run away!

  • Mr. M.
    Mr. M. 2 months ago +1

    I CANNOT BEAR Hugh. He is so self-centered. All he cares about is himself. He never enjoyed the other comics. An absolute self-centered piece of garbage. I stopped watching the show totally because of him

  • Duncantalksalotmore
    Duncantalksalotmore 3 months ago

    The area is just as important as the method you use to wow her. This is just one of the many tips in my new book “How to date a farm 101.”

  • Thapelo Mofokeng
    Thapelo Mofokeng 3 months ago +6

    2:03 that was dark and BRILLIANT

  • A HoliDay Tour
    A HoliDay Tour 3 months ago

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  • Stuart Saunders
    Stuart Saunders 3 months ago +12

    When did Ed become a lesbian?

    • T Electronix
      T Electronix 2 months ago

      The gay mafia finally caught him.

  • WanTed comPuteR
    WanTed comPuteR 3 months ago +1

    Dislike each & evry vdo of BBC.....Come On HINDUSTANIS.....

  • Chris Garton
    Chris Garton 3 months ago +4

    Feed Me Seymour

  • leo hail
    leo hail 3 months ago +1

    Maybe I don’t understand Britain jokes or “who’s line is it “ will always be the best .

    • Grace Deakin
      Grace Deakin 3 days ago

      Brits like to make dirtier and darker jokes which contradicts the world's view of us lot being polite prudes. And our comedians are often taking the piss out of the government so....there's that too.

    • The Chase - The Best Chases
      The Chase - The Best Chases 3 months ago +2

      It's definitely the first option

  • Gubbywubby
    Gubbywubby 3 months ago +43

    Spent most of this vid thinking Maisie Adam was Noel Fielding, and then getting very confused when she spoke!

    • SWfoto
      SWfoto Month ago +1

      Implying I wouldn’t have sex with either

    • Maome Kat
      Maome Kat 2 months ago


  • Mark Cynic
    Mark Cynic 3 months ago

    When you view rubbish like this, you begin to understand why farting gets more laughs.

  • Asif Hassen
    Asif Hassen 3 months ago +1

    Seems like a bit off Who's line ....

  • Clifford Beardy
    Clifford Beardy 3 months ago

    Whats some other super hillarious channels for great comedy like this?

  • Alexander G
    Alexander G 3 months ago +4

    Terrible, apart from Ed.

  • England Calling
    England Calling 3 months ago +9

    The BBC is considering changing direction for the next series, to turn Mock The Week into a comedy show.

  • Chris Woodcock
    Chris Woodcock 3 months ago

    can anyone tell me who the woman in the tights and trainers is, she`s funny and pretty with Really long legs , but I don`t know her name..

  • James G
    James G 3 months ago

    never heard of any of them just copying the Drew Carey show

  • Michaela Cioffi
    Michaela Cioffi 3 months ago +20

    Why is everyone talking about Ed Byrne's new hair cut? There are already a series of comments about it in the Rejected Exam Questions video.

  • Hugh Mann
    Hugh Mann 3 months ago +6

    *It's becoming more and more unfunny*

  • Zarabada
    Zarabada 3 months ago

    Has Noel Fielding had a sex change? 😮

  • Caleb Flood
    Caleb Flood 3 months ago +2

    We now know that Gamble is the best Ed. 😂

  • Jim's videos
    Jim's videos 3 months ago +170

    The Blackberry crack went rather unappreciated.

    • Imi D
      Imi D 2 days ago

      Jim's videos was a bit shit that’s why

  • eden
    eden 3 months ago +1

    ed has no hair
    ok then

  • Vincornelis
    Vincornelis 3 months ago +1

    So when you said cut the grass you meant mow the lawn. Yeah I knived a traitor.

    • Barbara Joseph-Adam
      Barbara Joseph-Adam 3 months ago

      Hey, like James Acaster once famously said: “snitches get stitches pah paahh paaahhh!”

  • Alan Cogan
    Alan Cogan 3 months ago

    Tiff Stevenson's tits get bigger every time I see them on MTW. She could poke a guys eyes out with those nipples!😆😆😆

  • HaRK
    HaRK 3 months ago +236

    One perk to growing your own vegetables is that it's a lot more ethical then taking them from hospitals

  • Shaun Penne
    Shaun Penne 3 months ago +5

    I always thought that Chlamydia was a type of flower, Boy was I wrong!! Ow Owww, it burns!!!

  • roman wilson
    roman wilson 3 months ago

    Frankie Boyle killed this when he left

  • Jehov
    Jehov 3 months ago +7

    It's so sad watching them grow old ☹️ Especially Dara and Ed.... Wtf happened to his hair 🤯

    • Jehov
      Jehov 3 months ago +2

      @Cameronlm22 Ed's hair bruv 😂😅

    • Cameronlm22
      Cameronlm22 3 months ago +2

      Jehov Dara has been bald for over 15 years🤔

    • Ann Mitchell
      Ann Mitchell 3 months ago +6

      Yeah...like no one ever gets older...good luck with life.

  • LemonZeppelin
    LemonZeppelin 3 months ago +31

    I would say:
    Diane from Oxford wants to know the best way to trim a bush. I recommend Immac.
    And fill the hole back in, that's the soil as good as new. Now we just need to tell the police that she went on holiday and never came back.
    Keith from Kent wants to know why his garden isn't growing. Let's ask Mary Mary Quite Contrary.
    Welcome to gardening on acid. You might be wondering how the mome raths have grown so tall. I personally think it's either the dragon shit or the unicorn tears.

    • LemonZeppelin
      LemonZeppelin 3 months ago +1

      @Alan Cogan alright, semantics haha

    • Alan Cogan
      Alan Cogan 3 months ago +1

      It's not called Immac anymore. Its called Veet. 😠

  • relentlessnueung
    relentlessnueung 3 months ago +2

    Why can't I find mock the week on iPlayer..? It only has up to episode 3..

  • Leo Cor
    Leo Cor 3 months ago +5

    And this was english soil but we sold it to the EU

  • RIXRADvidz
    RIXRADvidz 3 months ago

    MTW has the basic list of ''Things We'd Like to See'', let us, the viewing Youtey Public, help them create some new topics. Truly Deadly Warning Labels. Religious Self Help Book Titles. Brand Names for Failed Contraception Products. Questionable Place Names on a Bucket List. ''Let's ALL GO...___..." there, that'll do for starters.

  • How about no
    How about no 3 months ago +2

    Someone explain Byne's joke about Sod's law?

    • How about no
      How about no 3 months ago +1

      Ah ok yeah I haven't heard of that usage, so it makes sense. Cheers

    • Charlotte K
      Charlotte K 3 months ago +1

      Sod is another word for ground/grass

    • Apollo
      Apollo 3 months ago +5

      @How about no Sod is another word for turf. Rules for turf -> laws for sod.

    • How about no
      How about no 3 months ago

      @RIXRADvidz I know what it is, I still don't get it though

    • RIXRADvidz
      RIXRADvidz 3 months ago +1

      Google ''Sod's Law''

  • Tushar Rajput
    Tushar Rajput 3 months ago +2

    How bout *unlikely things to hear on cricket commentary* as a topic ?

    • Ada Le
      Ada Le 3 months ago

      I fell asleep just thinking about it

  • Meek Rodriguez
    Meek Rodriguez 3 months ago +1

    Excellent videos

  • i like to watch videos
    i like to watch videos 3 months ago +6

    Didnt laugh once

    • i like to watch videos
      i like to watch videos 3 months ago

      @Barbara Joseph-Adam 😒

    • Barbara Joseph-Adam
      Barbara Joseph-Adam 3 months ago +2

      You didn’t laugh once; you laughed three times, right? Right?!

    • i like to watch videos
      i like to watch videos 3 months ago +2

      @RIXRADvidz im not on any meds😂it just isnt funny...calm down anyway ..take your meds 😉😉

    • RIXRADvidz
      RIXRADvidz 3 months ago +7

      Anxiety meds have robbed you of the capacity to discern comedy, so NOTHING IS FUNNY, EVERYTHING IS AN ATTACK ON GENDER OR RACE OR WEIGHT OR APPEARANCE, get your meds checked, so you can return to the group and enjoy jokes, again.

    BRIGHTY PRODUCTION 3 months ago +4

    Hairy onions...It's gross 😑

    • RIXRADvidz
      RIXRADvidz 3 months ago +1

      the peeling skin.......

  • Lalala Lalala
    Lalala Lalala 3 months ago

    the HAIR

  • Ian
    Ian 3 months ago +8

    Ed Byrne cut his hair.... did he at least give the spare to Dara?

    • Barbara Joseph-Adam
      Barbara Joseph-Adam 3 months ago +1

      No point, there won’t be any noticeable difference - Dara’s head is just too big.

  • Colleen Rose
    Colleen Rose 3 months ago +11

    Ed vs Ed

  • Ethan Sandhu-Bhogal
    Ethan Sandhu-Bhogal 3 months ago

    Tf was ed on about sodds law.

    • Kieran
      Kieran 3 months ago +2

      Sod is another word for ground or turf, and "sodd's law" is a common expression :)

  • Mckenzie-Graye Evans
    Mckenzie-Graye Evans 3 months ago +71

    I’ve got a feeling that Larry Dean’s about to explode onto the British comedy scene.

    • Mckenzie-Graye Evans
      Mckenzie-Graye Evans 16 days ago

      @Mark n Lol.I wouldn't be surprised if the Scottish left, given how Brexit has deteriorated into a farce, in my opinion.

    • Mckenzie-Graye Evans
      Mckenzie-Graye Evans 2 months ago

      *Thank you very much.

    • Mckenzie-Graye Evans
      Mckenzie-Graye Evans 2 months ago +1

      Thank you, very much.😊❤️

    • RIXRADvidz
      RIXRADvidz 3 months ago +5

      he's got a ''Live at the Apollo'' here on Youtey. check it out.

  • AntyVirusUK
    AntyVirusUK 3 months ago +261

    5 sex jokes in a row. Thank you for breaking the chain Ed

    • Kenneth Okubo
      Kenneth Okubo 2 months ago

      They were getting the easy ones out of the way

    • Ada Le
      Ada Le 3 months ago +15

      The audience didn’t even wait for the punchline for the first, it was so obvious.

  • Amadeus190890
    Amadeus190890 3 months ago +86

    RIP Ed Byrne's hair.

    • RIXRADvidz
      RIXRADvidz 3 months ago +1

      Frankie's gone, too. are we going to continue to lament Ed's hair?

  • Michael Buno
    Michael Buno 3 months ago +367

    Don't know if I'll ever get used to Ed Byrne with short hair.

    • The Chase - The Best Chases
      The Chase - The Best Chases 2 months ago

      @D33Y4 I agree, I've heard he used to swot up quite a lot for the show, and honestly makes the other good comedians seem inexperienced at delivering one-liners. You can see how much the show has mellowed over the years

    • D33Y4
      D33Y4 2 months ago

      Frankie stepped on people. He has good jokes, but honestly, the unnecessary competitiveness that he brought to the show was annoying. It's a comedy show where people make topical satire, there's no real winning or losing. Can't understand him pushing and shoving just to deliver his one liners. Made the show unnecessarily tense, and also apparently have been driving away other comics from doing this show.

    • The Chase - The Best Chases
      The Chase - The Best Chases 3 months ago +1

      @RIXRADvidz he went ages ago and probably isn't going to come back, wish some people would shut up about him

    • Indian Here
      Indian Here 3 months ago +1

      @Tadhg K That was Frankie's job. If anyone does that they'd have to reserve that moral low ground Frankie used to graze

    • Indian Here
      Indian Here 3 months ago

      @RIXRADvidz I saw you in some other comment where someone praised the beard

  • 김연준
    김연준 3 months ago

    Nice shirt