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    The performers suggest unlikely things to hear on a gardening programme in Scenes We'd Like to See.
    Comedy show combining the best elements of panel show, stand-up and improvised games with two teams of comedians taking a satirical swipe at the news and world events.
    Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis look back at the week’s news in the company of guests Maisie Adam, Ed Byrne, Larry Dean, Ed Gamble and Tiff Stevenson.
    Mock The Week | Series 18 Episode 5 | BBC
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Comments • 98

  • Shaun Wilson
    Shaun Wilson 18 hours ago

    I was expecting a lot of cannibis jokes ngl

  • Nohe
    Nohe 3 days ago +1

    Can someone explain the laying turf joke? I'm not a native speaker

    • Marcus Rose
      Marcus Rose Day ago

      Sod is another name for a lump of earth and law is a strict rule. So hard and fast rules about laying turf are "sod's law"

  • Joseph Frank
    Joseph Frank 3 days ago

    This show is basically Whose Line, right?

    • D33Y4
      D33Y4 Day ago

      This one segment is like Whose Line, but the show has other segments.

  • Václav Fejt
    Václav Fejt 6 days ago

    The wildlife gag for me. Simple punchline, brilliantly delivered.

  • BzERK IE
    BzERK IE 7 days ago

    2.12 garden of remembrance? isn't that a graveyard!

  • Chris Garton
    Chris Garton 8 days ago

    Now when you see these flowers growing well in the spring, oh my gosh a bee run away!

  • Mr. M.
    Mr. M. 14 days ago +1

    I CANNOT BEAR Hugh. He is so self-centered. All he cares about is himself. He never enjoyed the other comics. An absolute self-centered piece of garbage. I stopped watching the show totally because of him

  • Duncantalksalotmore
    Duncantalksalotmore 22 days ago

    The area is just as important as the method you use to wow her. This is just one of the many tips in my new book “How to date a farm 101.”

  • Thapelo Mofokeng
    Thapelo Mofokeng 24 days ago +4

    2:03 that was dark and BRILLIANT

  • A HoliDay Tour
    A HoliDay Tour 26 days ago

    Rajshahi Padma Garden Of Beautiful River View || 2019 thexvid.com/video/dDj5u8cYEoo/video.html

  • Stuart Saunders
    Stuart Saunders 26 days ago +5

    When did Ed become a lesbian?

  • WanTed comPuteR
    WanTed comPuteR 27 days ago +1

    Dislike each & evry vdo of BBC.....Come On HINDUSTANIS.....

  • Chris Garton
    Chris Garton 27 days ago +4

    Feed Me Seymour

  • leo hail
    leo hail 27 days ago

    Maybe I don’t understand Britain jokes or “who’s line is it “ will always be the best .

  • Gubbywubby
    Gubbywubby 27 days ago +22

    Spent most of this vid thinking Maisie Adam was Noel Fielding, and then getting very confused when she spoke!

  • Mark Cynic
    Mark Cynic 27 days ago

    When you view rubbish like this, you begin to understand why farting gets more laughs.

  • Asif Hassen
    Asif Hassen 27 days ago +1

    Seems like a bit off Who's line ....

  • Clifford Beardy
    Clifford Beardy 28 days ago

    Whats some other super hillarious channels for great comedy like this?

  • Alexander G
    Alexander G 28 days ago

    Terrible, apart from Ed.

  • England Calling
    England Calling 28 days ago +7

    The BBC is considering changing direction for the next series, to turn Mock The Week into a comedy show.

  • Chris Woodcock
    Chris Woodcock 28 days ago

    can anyone tell me who the woman in the tights and trainers is, she`s funny and pretty with Really long legs , but I don`t know her name..

  • James G
    James G 28 days ago

    never heard of any of them just copying the Drew Carey show

  • Michaela Cioffi
    Michaela Cioffi 28 days ago +13

    Why is everyone talking about Ed Byrne's new hair cut? There are already a series of comments about it in the Rejected Exam Questions video.

  • Hugh Mann
    Hugh Mann 28 days ago +5

    *It's becoming more and more unfunny*

  • Zarabada
    Zarabada 28 days ago

    Has Noel Fielding had a sex change? 😮

  • Caleb Flood
    Caleb Flood 29 days ago +2

    We now know that Gamble is the best Ed. 😂

  • Jim's videos
    Jim's videos 29 days ago +93

    The Blackberry crack went rather unappreciated.

  • eden
    eden 29 days ago +1

    ed has no hair
    ok then

  • Joe Bloggs.
    Joe Bloggs. 29 days ago +2

    It's like a poor man's 8 out of 10 cats.

  • Joe Bloggs.
    Joe Bloggs. 29 days ago +2

    That laughter is so forced.

  • Vincornelis
    Vincornelis 29 days ago

    So when you said cut the grass you meant mow the lawn. Yeah I knived a traitor.

    • Barbara Joseph-Adam
      Barbara Joseph-Adam 28 days ago

      Hey, like James Acaster once famously said: “snitches get stitches pah paahh paaahhh!”

  • Alan Cogan
    Alan Cogan 29 days ago

    Tiff Stevenson's tits get bigger every time I see them on MTW. She could poke a guys eyes out with those nipples!😆😆😆

  • W. Glockowitz II
    W. Glockowitz II 29 days ago +155

    One perk to growing your own vegetables is that it's a lot more ethical then taking them from hospitals

  • Shaun Penne
    Shaun Penne 29 days ago +5

    I always thought that Chlamydia was a type of flower, Boy was I wrong!! Ow Owww, it burns!!!

  • roman wilson
    roman wilson 29 days ago

    Frankie Boyle killed this when he left

  • Jehov
    Jehov 29 days ago +7

    It's so sad watching them grow old ☹️ Especially Dara and Ed.... Wtf happened to his hair 🤯

    • Jehov
      Jehov 28 days ago +2

      @Cameronlm22 Ed's hair bruv 😂😅

    • Cameronlm22
      Cameronlm22 28 days ago +2

      Jehov Dara has been bald for over 15 years🤔

    • Ann Mitchell
      Ann Mitchell 29 days ago +6

      Yeah...like no one ever gets older...good luck with life.

  • LemonZeppelin
    LemonZeppelin 29 days ago +27

    I would say:
    Diane from Oxford wants to know the best way to trim a bush. I recommend Immac.
    And fill the hole back in, that's the soil as good as new. Now we just need to tell the police that she went on holiday and never came back.
    Keith from Kent wants to know why his garden isn't growing. Let's ask Mary Mary Quite Contrary.
    Welcome to gardening on acid. You might be wondering how the mome raths have grown so tall. I personally think it's either the dragon shit or the unicorn tears.

    • LemonZeppelin
      LemonZeppelin 29 days ago +1

      @Alan Cogan alright, semantics haha

    • Alan Cogan
      Alan Cogan 29 days ago +1

      It's not called Immac anymore. Its called Veet. 😠

  • relentlessnueung
    relentlessnueung 29 days ago +2

    Why can't I find mock the week on iPlayer..? It only has up to episode 3..

  • Leo Cor
    Leo Cor 29 days ago +5

    And this was english soil but we sold it to the EU

  • RIXRADvidz
    RIXRADvidz 29 days ago

    MTW has the basic list of ''Things We'd Like to See'', let us, the viewing Youtey Public, help them create some new topics. Truly Deadly Warning Labels. Religious Self Help Book Titles. Brand Names for Failed Contraception Products. Questionable Place Names on a Bucket List. ''Let's ALL GO...___..." there, that'll do for starters.

  • How about no
    How about no 29 days ago +1

    Someone explain Byne's joke about Sod's law?

    • How about no
      How about no 29 days ago

      Ah ok yeah I haven't heard of that usage, so it makes sense. Cheers

    • Charlotte K
      Charlotte K 29 days ago +1

      Sod is another word for ground/grass

    • Apollo
      Apollo 29 days ago +4

      @How about no Sod is another word for turf. Rules for turf -> laws for sod.

    • How about no
      How about no 29 days ago

      @RIXRADvidz I know what it is, I still don't get it though

    • RIXRADvidz
      RIXRADvidz 29 days ago +1

      Google ''Sod's Law''

  • Tushar Rajput
    Tushar Rajput 29 days ago +2

    How bout *unlikely things to hear on cricket commentary* as a topic ?

    • Ada Le
      Ada Le 29 days ago

      I fell asleep just thinking about it

  • Meek Rodriguez
    Meek Rodriguez 29 days ago +1

    Excellent videos

  • i like to watch videos
    i like to watch videos 29 days ago +5

    Didnt laugh once

    • i like to watch videos
      i like to watch videos 26 days ago

      @Barbara Joseph-Adam 😒

    • Barbara Joseph-Adam
      Barbara Joseph-Adam 28 days ago +2

      You didn’t laugh once; you laughed three times, right? Right?!

    • i like to watch videos
      i like to watch videos 29 days ago +2

      @RIXRADvidz im not on any meds😂it just isnt funny...calm down anyway ..take your meds 😉😉

    • RIXRADvidz
      RIXRADvidz 29 days ago +7

      Anxiety meds have robbed you of the capacity to discern comedy, so NOTHING IS FUNNY, EVERYTHING IS AN ATTACK ON GENDER OR RACE OR WEIGHT OR APPEARANCE, get your meds checked, so you can return to the group and enjoy jokes, again.

  • BRIGHTY PRODUCTION
    BRIGHTY PRODUCTION 29 days ago +4

    Hairy onions...It's gross 😑

  • Lalala Lalala
    Lalala Lalala 29 days ago

    the HAIR

  • Ian
    Ian 29 days ago +5

    Ed Byrne cut his hair.... did he at least give the spare to Dara?

    • Barbara Joseph-Adam
      Barbara Joseph-Adam 28 days ago

      No point, there won’t be any noticeable difference - Dara’s head is just too big.

  • Colleen Rose
    Colleen Rose 29 days ago +9

    Ed vs Ed

  • Ethan Sandhu-Bhogal
    Ethan Sandhu-Bhogal 29 days ago

    Tf was ed on about sodds law.

    • Kieran
      Kieran 29 days ago +1

      Sod is another word for ground or turf, and "sodd's law" is a common expression :)

  • Mckenzie-Graye Evans
    Mckenzie-Graye Evans 29 days ago +60

    I’ve got a feeling that Larry Dean’s about to explode onto the British comedy scene.

  • AntyVirusUK
    AntyVirusUK 29 days ago +202

    5 sex jokes in a row. Thank you for breaking the chain Ed

    • Kenneth Okubo
      Kenneth Okubo 4 hours ago

      They were getting the easy ones out of the way

    • Ada Le
      Ada Le 29 days ago +11

      The audience didn’t even wait for the punchline for the first, it was so obvious.

  • Amadeus190890
    Amadeus190890 29 days ago +65

    RIP Ed Byrne's hair.

    • RIXRADvidz
      RIXRADvidz 29 days ago +1

      Frankie's gone, too. are we going to continue to lament Ed's hair?

  • Michael Buno
    Michael Buno 29 days ago +289

    Don't know if I'll ever get used to Ed Byrne with short hair.

    • The Chase - The Best Chases
      The Chase - The Best Chases Day ago

      @D33Y4 I agree, I've heard he used to swot up quite a lot for the show, and honestly makes the other good comedians seem inexperienced at delivering one-liners. You can see how much the show has mellowed over the years

    • D33Y4
      D33Y4 Day ago

      Frankie stepped on people. He has good jokes, but honestly, the unnecessary competitiveness that he brought to the show was annoying. It's a comedy show where people make topical satire, there's no real winning or losing. Can't understand him pushing and shoving just to deliver his one liners. Made the show unnecessarily tense, and also apparently have been driving away other comics from doing this show.

    • The Chase - The Best Chases
      The Chase - The Best Chases 23 days ago +1

      @RIXRADvidz he went ages ago and probably isn't going to come back, wish some people would shut up about him

    • SUBHA GHOSAL
      SUBHA GHOSAL 29 days ago +1

      @Tadhg K That was Frankie's job. If anyone does that they'd have to reserve that moral low ground Frankie used to graze

    • SUBHA GHOSAL
      SUBHA GHOSAL 29 days ago

      @RIXRADvidz I saw you in some other comment where someone praised the beard

  • 김연준
    김연준 29 days ago

    Nice shirt