Cassetteboy - Rage Against the Party Machine
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- Published on Jan 16, 2022
- With images by @IamHappyToast and @Coldwar_Steve (find them on twitter)
Help get 'Boris Johnson is still a F***ing C***' back in the charts, see www.borisjohnson.info for details 
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Cassette Boy is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
Wonderful
@Isaac Thompson Riddles in the dark...
I could not say it any better, Cassette Boy is a living genius
He doesnt have hands, he has pause
It's still 2 blokes as far as I know
The most impressive thing about these songs isn't the on-the-nose writing, the brilliant editing, or the crazy speed he produces them...
It's that Cassetteboy is somehow able to stand looking through thousands of Boris clips to find the exact snippet he needs. I can barely put up with listening to that adulterous mop for more than a couple of minutes.
@The Light Silent Hm I figure Corbyn DOES appeal to what Labour SUPPOSED to be about and a BUNCH of older members agreed
But youre right about "Kier Thacher" he just checked them ALL out, then wonder why no votes ..!!
Oh wow economic prosperity, BREXIT bonus! I'm SO sorry I never saw this before!!
We are ALSO dependent on Russian gas, (30,000 Gw/h 6 percent) but Boris is thus far keeping his paymasters happy, so they dont turn US off yet
Youve certainly got the right name, for when our power cuts come, @The Light Silent
@The Light Silent no I dont "get it" can you explain, give an example - every family has ONE!
For example, you might have a relative who's rational..?
@YT Throwaway But Aphex Twin isn’t. Go figure.
You can feel the anger behind this. It’s so much more aggressive than some of the others
That's because they got onto it early, followed WHO advice, locked down and paid people to stay home
@The Light Silent Wrong Corbyn.
@The Light Silent prove it, mate. Source or it didn't happen
Petition to have this played on repeat, 24/7, full volume, on the billboards at Leicester Square please.
@Oranges are good i support independent journalists by dropping them a few quid each month. I support them because they work hard to bring truth and question the narrative.
Someone should crowdfund this
Until Boris is sacked aye ok 😆
Sort it out then! 👍
I second that...
I'm astounded at how, not only did you find lyrics to match the original song, but also manage to rhyme them with the current situation at hand. Angry perfection!
@angelo ₿ jimtali 🇸🇻🌋 ian hislop is fighting for us.
Beautiful work.
Boris is just a muppet.
He is serving his role perfectly.
Laugh enough so you don't care anymore.
It's all calculated.
I hope people understand that the system is faulty and not the current politicians.
How can I Trust and Decide by myself?
I would do the same as it's not my fault many did what they were told. Boris doesn't fool us but he fooled the rest. Shame on those who believed him and probably voted for him.
@N J all g bro :)
@Tony P ah typo.. Woops
The terrifying amount of work (having to listen to Boris) that goes into these deserves some kind of medal.
Event 201. They planned it all
I did a montage of film sounds a few times and/or restoration, it takes a lot of time to search, sample, find, edit and level volumes etc. The way Cassetteboy does it never ceases to amaze me.
Yes as I know from my channel, editing is painful at the best of times! Let alone sitting through hours of BoJo's ramblings
Fucking hell... surpassed yourself. And teaming up with Coldwar Steve is a match made in glory.
@Chris44sun I just reported The Light Silent for spam. Literally spamming up all the whole video with the same comment. He's just a troll. Don't feed him!
@The Light Silent None of that made any sense. Like you've clearly heard of these things - the Soviet Union, EU, Labour etc etc' but have no idea what they actually are/were. No where in that incoherent rambling did you come close to a coherent linear thought. Espiecally as this guy you replied to is just talking about music. You sound like a rambling conspiracy uncle who always interjects his politics and his beliefs into Christmas meals, to the point everyone asks 'Oh God, Uncle John isnt coming is he? He just goes on and on and on' Please just take a moment chill out, maybe spend a day or two not ranting at strangers.
I love how this follows some of the original lyrics like "some of those... are the same" and "forces" etc. Tight and clever and the right level of infuriating.
I really liked your work in holes, bloody brilliant film that was.
I have a strong feeling Rage Against the Machine would endorse this, it's exactly the sort of political statement they make.
Yes, Jeremy.
Lyrically wax-free
It's that picture of the Queen that has tipped a lot of people over the edge. Not because she's the Queen, but because it spoke for all the people who did the right thing and obeyed the rules.
And a bit that she’s the queen. Good ol Queeny can always be a symbol for the gammon to rally round when necessary.
The way I see it, most people only understand or care about things that affect them personally. None of the other scandals and corruption immediately affected them, so they didn't care. Whereas this is the one thing that *everyone* understands and were personally impacted by.
This is the first time I didn't laugh all the way through a Cassetteboy release as I stopped for a few brief moments when I saw the snippets of the covid memorial wall and the Queen at her husband's funeral. That doesn't mean I didn't enjoy the whole thing.
I love the pure, raw aggressive energy and absolute savagery in this presentation. If I could afford it, I'd love to pay my local council to play this video on the big screen in my city centre's urban park, right outside the town hall, every hour for a week or two (No prizes for guessing where I live).
@The Light Silent by the way, the EU just cut the VAT on energy bills.
''Prices of food and energy bills will go down if people back brexit'' - Boris Johnson 2016, while standing in front of that red bus.
And if you start pretending that you have too much money to care, then the last bit is, only mugs will justify being lied to.
I had an omfg reaction on ''Cressida Dick'', wasn't expecting that.
@Set Yeva How dare you liken Johnson to Worzel Gummidge?
I like Worzel Gummidge.
Here in the North East, we are as well.
I’d vote Lib Dem’s before I vote labour 😂
It’s a bot account, as is the one replying “Not Jeremy”
Maybe we can repeat what happened in 2009 for the original song and get this to №1 in the charts.
@HeWho C No, sh*tforbrains, not Jeremy!
"And if you think I should be in the nick..."
Won't spoil the punchline, but what a brilliant line!
Don't forget - Met policeman were literally standing outside guarding these illegal parties while their colleagues handed out £10,000 fines to ordinary people 🤬
@Daniel Davies don't insult pigs they're cool
@Swift BMF
How's that?
@Swift BMF
I know Jezza is against mandates but he is for vaccines. Seems a reasonable position to me. I don't think that should make you an anti-vaxxer. That term should be reserved like science-denying attention-seekers like Piers.
This deserves going to UK #1 like the original song did back in 2009!
Absolutely, hopefully someone will start a campaign like they did before (that was funny, the first time TOTP couldn't play the christmas no. 1)
I felt the fucking rage in this one (pun not intended) - keep going, man!
The pun was intended.
@The Light Silent Jeremy hasn't been relevant in years. You Tories need to work on your material.
@The Light Silent not jeremy
This needs to be broadcast EVERYWHERE!!!
I hope the tv presenters of tv show 'The Last Leg' will find this, and air it on their next episode. Just like when they found 'I'm not a cat'.
@KMACHA ha ha,was it really on your local radio 📻 classic 🤣
Actually I'm here because I heard this masterpiece on Spanish Radio 3 LOL
After several plays I’m convinced - this work of art could be cassetteboy’s magnum opus
It's on a par with the David Cameron Eminem wrap I think... :)
Nice Mk5
Agreed
Absolute genius, another classic, I would say Boris out but the problem is the prick who replaces him will be just as bad.
@Lisa JacksonI agree with him 100%
Politics is a shitshow, mate. People get into it for the money and tax benefits now, rather than wanting to make radical changes that need to be implemented. Even if they somehow manage to maintain their morals, everyone else is against them and only out for themselves.
"Some of those on standby are the same that turn blind eyes" fucking poetry, it could have been a RATM original line!
My favourite so far, and I have loved every single one. I just wanted to say thank you for suffering what must have been so many hours of watching that odious man to bring us this.
Ooo get you.
I've worn out the mute button on two TV remote controls by PANIC muting Johnson every time his face appears on TV. This now applies to any member of the Tory party that gets TV time.
That hard cut to the wall of remembrance really hit hard, damn
This is the closest we’re going to get to hearing honesty from boris
Now I'm not the type of person to give a shit about the Royal family but taking all that out of the picture seeing the Queen sitting alone as she buries her husband and now knowing he had a fucking party the night before is just so sad she respected the laws on a day she could have just said fuck it and done what she wanted but no she stood by us by doing the same thing over 100.000 family's has had to do limited attendance at funerals she sat alone and said goodbye like many other wife's husbands sons daughters mums and dad's have had to do . I'm one of them had to say goodbye to my nan I just had a son and because of lockdowns she never got to meet him but these fucks got to have parties and get pissed
@Botany 500 get what you mean, Charles looks like a prefect getting an award from the headmaster in some pictures of him meeting Schwab
Still I struggle to imagine the Queen actually understanding nanotechnology and its implications. not trying to be prejudiced, more that it seems to me that she's surrendering power... Whereas Charles is desperate to get some. I don't know
@Gary Morris would love to know if she's in on this. Charlie boy is for sure
@Gary Morris I’m not even a monarchist and I agree with you. The state of this government.
Arguably your finest work yet.
@frydsaman A medieval folk dance you do in the middle of the night on your own.
@From the Dumpster to the Grave whats a wangle
I’ll make sure to wear my best underpants. And might I say what a SMASHING blouse you have on.
Well nothing can compete with the David Cameron one but still. Funny, honest and sounds great, the PM should try doing more than just one of those things.
the kinda tune you could have a wangle to
#1 on trending throughly deserved!!! Followed for many years since the apprentice videos and still knocks it out of the park
That passing on the memorial wall is exactly what he's doing everyday he's still in office!
𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 ?
I don't live in the U.K but I appreciate the amount of work that goes into making this. Well done mate.
'No parties have ever taken place at #10, to my knowledge, but if any had taken place I wasn't invited to any of them'... 'It appears, upon investigation, that parties have in fact taken place at #10, but I still maintain I wasn't invited to any of them'... 'It now appears that parties did take place and that I was invited to them. I didn't attend any of them, however'... 'It appears that parties did take place at #10 and I was invited to them; it also appears I might have attended some of them too; but I'm unable to state one way or the other as to whether I did or didn't'... 'It appears that I did attend a party or two at #10, although I maintain I don't remember these events having taken place, even though there is photographic evidence and other people have stated that I did, in fact, attend some of them'... 'I have nothing to apologise for as I haven't lied about anything, some people may say that I have and to those people I say the following; sour grapes and rancid cheese to you; I'll stick to my nice fresh cheese and wine, thank you'. (The everchanging statement from a certain chap in a certain place, which may, or may not be somewhere on this planet or one of their own)...?
A piece of satirical art that does justice to a classic track. Masterful.
So well done Cassette Boy. Love everything you do. Considering there's no autotune on this, really shows how much coverage you had to sift through
This guy is like spider-man always comes when the people need him most.
that's what she said
#1 on trending throughly deserved!!! Followed for many years since the apprentice videos and still knocks it out of the park
I expect the most time consuming part, other than making sense of all the BJ soundbites and coming up with a theme/song to work them into, is getting the syllabic cadence working with the rhythm of the backing track. It's a lot of work in the edit, so hats of to cassetteboy for all the hard work and another blinda!
There's also lining up all the different volumes and discrepancies in sound quality etc. And finding the original background music without vocals, and not getting a copyright strike behind all that hard work.
Very well done once again Casetteboy!!!
#1 on trending throughly deserved!!! Followed for many years since the apprentice videos and still knocks it out of the park
Almost an art form. So spot on for the mess we're in at the moment.
Oh kudos. You've proper outdone yourself now. That's incredibly spot on and of course well timed. I wish this was available as a single too as I'd buy it and stream it in a shot. This is the kind of satire we need but don't get. Please, never grow up (well, not too much.)
Amazing work... Well done mate. Hope this gets played everywhere.
Absolute work of art.
Awesome work, two of my favourite satirists. Super hard work for you guys with the current climate of Poe's Law type anti-intellectualism in British society.
Face it, Britain... BoJo could shit into your mouth and you'd still vote for him, you have no self-esteem or self-worth.
Also, looked like Tim Martin taking a slash onto the memorial wall... sure it won't be his last piece of anti-British sentiment.
First time I've seen a Cassette Boy production -- and it's a masterpiece!
After several plays I’m convinced - this work of art could be cassetteboy’s magnum opus
Can we get this to number one in the charts? Or at least trending everywhere?
Sublime on every level! Sums it up perfectly.
Absolutely amazing I love it so true lots of respect to you for the time and effort you put into this thank you keep making more it’s fantastic xx❤️🎉🥳🎉👏
Think I've just woken the neighbours up from laughing.
Great work @cassetteboy , you've just invented a whole new genre of music called 'Boris'
When we needed them the most, Cassetteboy delivered!
Absolutely, sadly, hilariously on point. Very impressed with this one
One hell of a talented editor we have here on YT. Always sheer genius everytime from CB. 👏👏👏
This is Art, pure art.
These are always brilliantly put together.
@The Light Silent not jeremy, spammer
Thank you! This is brilliant and just what we all needed x
Cassetteboy continues to be best the best creator on the entire platform.
Hold on a minute. I've got 98 subscribers
Genuis track well done Cassette Boy cracking work !!
Your best work yet. Cassette Boy for Poet Laureate.
Hahah This had made my whole day. I cant express how much I love this!
Oh someone please release this as a free on iTunes or whatever gets it to No1 in the charts this week!!!
Absolutely helarrious had me laughing from start to finish thank you just what I needed and you've sum and captured it spot on well done you so impressive best one I've seen yet which has made me laugh all the way through spot on ☺️😂👍
My friends have been sharing this on WhatsApp.. this is from someone who doesn't do social media....wanting to come to the sorce and say a massive thank you. Amazing vid mate! Nice one . Will be passing this on from here 🙌🤗💜
Brilliant.Always watch them a few times.
Brilliant! Boris is quite the party boy. Sounds like he had a lot of fun. Laughing at the peasants who were following the rules just made it more fun. Just imagine Jeremy Corbyn doing this if he had been elected PM. The Tory press would have crucified him.
@Daniel Davies And holidayed with oligarchs. And gave the home address of a journalist to a convicted criminal (his mate Darius Guppy)!
Don't forget that in the past Boris partied with Ghislane Maxwell
This really is very very well done. Take a bow sir 👏👏👏
The most impressive in this video is that everything is true.
Brilliant 👍👍👍👍👍
Play it loud at home, in shops, in offices, in your cars, everywhere, on repeat ✊🤘
Joliver was my fav Cassetteboy, but this takes the top slot! Keep up the great work!
Nailed it. Superb.
Here's to the Eton old boys! 🍻
Can we PLEASE start picking politicians from outside of one single group of private school chums from now on? It's embarassing.
Best thing he's done in ages. Love it
Thank you for this phenomenal piece its outrageously brilliant
This is fine work of rhyming and editing! Superb and spot on!!
That's a pretty accurate song as to how things are going down in the UK. The Boris clips are jokes lol.
Brilliant as always. All laughing aside. This prick should be jailed. It really is one rule for them and a much shittier bunch of endless rules for us.
That passing on the memorial wall is exactly what he's doing everyday he's still in office!
This is absolutely brilliant😂
Brilliant work! This song explains how we all feel about BoJo.
@The Light Silent I live in the UK. The areas those mines were shut down are still economically and socially crippled, the torie party has done nothing but fill it’s members pockets and ruin lives. The coal mines would have to be shut down eventually, true enough, but the fact nothing was done to help those areas after is morally indefensible.
@The Light Silent no one cares about Corbyn anyone apart from you. Even true blue Tories are pissed off about BoJo and yet you still try to defend the indefensible because a cleverly produced casseteboy upload hurt your feelings.
It's not a left Vs right issue but rather the total disregard of the rules from the man who made the rules. You might be a supporter of Conservative FC but that doesn't mean you can't admit when the gaffer is doing a bit shit.
@The Light Silent Not very bright are you. Copy pasting this reply over and over again doesn't make it any more accurate or relevant.
@The Light Silent not jeremy
What gets me about all of this is people's surprise. You vote for Tories you get Tories. What were they expecting?
@Golden Flower very true he just looks down on people for it
@anonymous 7 And the public didn't react because they still respect his social status, through his accent
A PM from lower social origin wouldn't allow themselves being so arrogant, a truth that applies everywhere
@Golden Flower never like this though boris may as well as just came out to the public and screamed FUCK YOU! at the top of his lungs
Exactly they've never changed he's just a terrible lier with awful judgement
FUCK YEAH!! cassetteboy is killing it 🤘🏽🎶🔥🤘🏽
Can we just take a moment to think about all the time this must have taken to not only research plan and then cut and edit to get it to fit :P
👏👌
Rage when you get your Johnson caught in the Cassette, boy!
This is awesome. Should be played, before, during and after the 6 o'clock news!
12 years and still the content is great. Unparalleled
Simply brilliant! Well done Cassette Boy
I've always stayed away from cassetteboy, all those years but this... I respect cassetteboy for this.
The best and most appropriate one yet, good skillz cassetteboy!
Beautiful work! Thank you!
Excellent work good sirs. I fear nothing will change.
So glad cassetteboy is here when we need him
This is brilliant and keep your video clips coming,made my day watching this 🤣🤣
Cassette Boy never gets old. You say it as it is mate and you have done for years. Keep it up - shame the mofos 🤘😝🤘
Always spot on, always funny. always impressive. Thank you.
Should be released into the charts.pity top of the pops wasnt still on this would get to number 1
Best one yet, the cadence is really spot on
That's hilarious, and I have to imagine that the band would approve.
Really funny and inventive! My fave is that pic of them in the park with the huge slab of cheese and Michael Gove passed out 😵 🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍
You outdone yourself this time. Real Laugh out louds. Thanks for bringing humor to a dire situation xx
"it's one law for the bosses, and another for the masses" actually sounds like an RATM lyric
Hats of to u for this . A very well done sample mix . Plus a very good song . Could imagine this on ch 4 on the WORD in the 90s . 👍
By gosh, you've done it again! Well done lad!
You never miss, this was brilliant!
This is going everywhere!! Excellent work!!
1'26 : Indeed what a splendid illustration of an outrage to a woman who dedicated all her life to her duty and her service during the lost of her beloved and cherish husband...
The only time bojo speaks the truth is when cassette boy make him!
This must take forever to compile. Fair play cassetteboy 👏 👏