Barbigerous Harbinger of Exuberance - David Mitchell on Would I Lie to You?

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  • Published on Apr 9, 2017
  • Compilation featuring the much mellower bearded David Mitchell from Series 8, 9 and 10.
    00:25 - The night before the binmen come, I go to bed wearing earmuffs. That way I'm spared their irritating early morning clank of trash.
    04:33 - There is something about me that elephants like. Every time I visit a zoo, they thunder towards me and point their trunks in my direction.
    07:42 - This is Rodney, and he had to retrieve my shoe when a drunk man threw it at the skittles in a bowling alley.(thexvid.com/video/5MqLav75M_Y/video.html)
    11:21 - I find it incredibly irritating when other people fiddle with my jigsaws.
    14:47 - I recently shooed a fox out of the garden by squirting it with water. Five minutes later, I watched in horror as it returned with its brother and ate my plimsoll.
    18:24 - This is my frog lamp. I pop it on when I go down to the bottom of the garden to check on the frogs.
    21:53 - This is Tony, and I regularly go round to his house to play with his Lego. (thexvid.com/video/DQEMGOa1cx4/video.html)
    24:27 - I once hired a jet ski, but couldn't work out how to stop it, so I had to buzz around the bay for fifty minutes until it ran out of petrol.
    28:09 - This is Carlos. He came to my house to deliver a pizza, but we ended up building a bed together.(thexvid.com/video/dFphlrlirVQ/video.html)
    31:16 - This is Claire, and she is my dentist whose earring I swallowed mid-procedure. (thexvid.com/video/py6C7ZD-bEY/video.html)
    34:10 - I've yet to find the courage to make a contactless card payment. I considered it once, but decided that full PIN entry was a safer method.
    36:40 - This is Ben, and he very recently took me to my first ever football match, and was disappointed that I nodded off for a bit in the second half. (thexvid.com/video/v_qLXpvwqFA/video.html)
    Community captioned - anonymous. Thanks much!
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  • WILTY? Nope!
    WILTY? Nope!  2 years ago +563

    00:25 - The night before the binmen come, I go to bed wearing earmuffs. That way I'm spared their irritating early morning clank of trash.
    04:33 - There is something about me that elephants like. Every time I visit a zoo, they thunder towards me and point their trunks in my direction.
    07:42 - This is Rodney, and he had to retrieve my shoe when a drunk man threw it at the skittles in a bowling alley.(thexvid.com/video/5MqLav75M_Y/video.html)
    11:21 - I find it incredibly irritating when other people fiddle with my jigsaws.
    14:47 - I recently shooed a fox out of the garden by squirting it with water. Five minutes later, I watched in horror as it returned with its brother and ate my plimsoll.
    18:24 - This is my frog lamp. I pop it on when I go down to the bottom of the garden to check on the frogs.
    21:53 - This is Tony, and I regularly go round to his house to play with his Lego. (thexvid.com/video/DQEMGOa1cx4/video.html)
    24:27 - I once hired a jet ski, but couldn't work out how to stop it, so I had to buzz around the bay for fifty minutes until it ran out of petrol.
    28:09 - This is Carlos. He came to my house to deliver a pizza, but we ended up building a bed together.(thexvid.com/video/dFphlrlirVQ/video.html)
    31:16 - This is Claire, and she is my dentist whose earring I swallowed mid-procedure. (thexvid.com/video/py6C7ZD-bEY/video.html)
    34:10 - I've yet to find the courage to make a contactless card payment. I considered it once, but decided that full PIN entry was a safer method.
    36:40 - This is Ben, and he very recently took me to my first ever football match, and was disappointed that I nodded off for a bit in the second half. (thexvid.com/video/v_qLXpvwqFA/video.html)

    • Wendy Raymond
      Wendy Raymond 10 months ago

      +WILTY? Nope! wilty u r so funny x David is so funny x makes my day watching episodes an clips x thanku x David's rants r hilarious x love u x god bless x

    • Mats Liesker
      Mats Liesker 11 months ago

      WILTY? Nope! Z

    • Thomas Hardy
      Thomas Hardy Year ago

      WI

    • John Kroll
      John Kroll Year ago

      WILTY? Nope! L

    • Jon Charles
      Jon Charles Year ago

      WILTY? No

  • Milk Tub
    Milk Tub Day ago

    the crossword metaphor is hysterical

  • Drtruman
    Drtruman 2 days ago

    Victoria Coren doing the intro and saying David lives a 'sexless existence' is causing me to hyperventilate. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Who knew what would eventually happen?
    Unless this came after and I'm just waffling.

  • Shally
    Shally 2 days ago

    44:00

  • Alexander Small
    Alexander Small 10 days ago

    At 39:20 there's a second while rob is talking where it's David from a different episode. You can tell by the shirt color

  • stavik96
    stavik96 15 days ago

    6:50 she has a very cute laugh

  • Matt H
    Matt H 16 days ago

    They should do a historic version where the Brits lie about bringing civilization to peoples around the world.

  • Jordan Allen
    Jordan Allen 17 days ago

    David and Lee remind me of brothers who constantly bicker and insult each other all the time and the only time they’re friends is when they team up to get dad (Rob Brydon)

  • Pepe Le Pew
    Pepe Le Pew 17 days ago

    As much as I love Mitchell and Mack, they're at their best with Brydon interjecting every now and then.

  • mici f
    mici f 24 days ago

    The best show ever

  • Rational Logic
    Rational Logic 24 days ago

    Was the bowling alley story true or a lie?

  • LadyT
    LadyT 29 days ago

    I love the Brits and their comedy!!!!

  • eliza larke
    eliza larke Month ago +1

    kevin the bun seller gets me every time

  • Mr Flibble
    Mr Flibble Month ago

    Pause at 2:43, look at that guy on the right. Is he.....is he ok?

  • Gina T.
    Gina T. Month ago

    Did he build lego with Tony? The video doesn’t include a truth or lie - part.
    Thanks for making these compilations, btw!!

    • WILTY? Nope!
      WILTY? Nope!  Month ago

      Sorry. It's thexvid.com/video/DQEMGOa1cx4/video.html Full segments are linked in the description.

  • james friel
    james friel Month ago

    The only problem is, why they never had Rachael on the show more. Such a beautiful woman she's so popular on countdown, don't know why she wasn't a guest on Would I lie more often, other than maybe she was so busy she couldn't do it a lot. Maybe she wasn't a good lier, but just for eye candy would be very popular. There have been 1000 more boring guests on the show than her.

  • Purple Nymphe
    Purple Nymphe Month ago

    Mitchell: "I don't like things in there, I don't like to be penetrated"
    Clare Balding: gives awkward stare for a brief moment. Lol.

  • Sven
    Sven Month ago

    at 34:01 Children crying at the "unusal game of pass the parcel" always gets me!

  • Indiee ASMR
    Indiee ASMR Month ago

    Wait wait wait, do British people call zoos... Safari Parks? Stop that, they're zoos

    • missWodkas
      missWodkas 25 days ago

      In a zoo you stand outside and look at the animals in their enclosure. In a Safari park you are in your car and drive through the park with the animals

  • Angus
    Angus Month ago

    I fucking hate rob.

  • Wilhelmina Beavers
    Wilhelmina Beavers Month ago

    All these comments and I didn't see one (probably/hopefully missed?) on David's attempt at a cheeky little wave at Lee's elephant. Just... I'm Miles Juppsing here it's so cute

  • TheCityCat
    TheCityCat Month ago

    A 1000 piece puzzle isn’t that big, I usually do them in under a week. 3 months is a bit long for 1000 pieces

  • iCHADAZ
    iCHADAZ Month ago

    You know I'm not allowed SCISSORS

  • TPUO
    TPUO 2 months ago

    Rob Bryson’s impersonations 😂👌

  • JustAGuyfromLDN
    JustAGuyfromLDN 2 months ago

    Lee Mack impersonating David just sounds like Bruce Forsyth hahaha

  • Brave Diomedes
    Brave Diomedes 2 months ago

    I can’t believe the fox one was a lie. So many details.

  • 6lue Already Dead
    6lue Already Dead 2 months ago

    20:40 I know this is a small detail to nitpick at but when he said that's a halogen light that his grandfather would have owned and it would have been remarkable to have that technology it's actually slightly even more remarkable because that's an LED light on there and not halogen... And LED lights are even newer Dan halogen

  • Praveena V
    Praveena V 2 months ago +5

    Hi John,
    Can you do a compilation of all the times Alex Jones was on the show? She's had several good moments on the show

  • p10 TwiT
    p10 TwiT 2 months ago +1

    In David's mind YOLO translated is "tomorrow we may die". I can't stop laughing

  • Hollie Moore
    Hollie Moore 2 months ago

    “And ate my plimsole” fucking killed me

  • Ben Goldman
    Ben Goldman 2 months ago

    Who is the black girl with the striped shirt in a few of the clips? She seems really funny

  • neil brown
    neil brown 2 months ago

    boling man, tue o not?

  • Hermit620
    Hermit620 2 months ago +2

    Well as a yank, I've never seen this show before and I have been binging here on TheXvid. Lee has an absolutely stellar wit. Quite amazing.

  • Club Astro Transcendental Motor

    I love David but seeing Shaun Ryder next to him, I'm more interested in anything Shaun has to tell story wise!

  • Jack Hoxworth
    Jack Hoxworth 2 months ago

    Can we talk about how the narrator who describes him as lonely and sexless is actually his wife, Victoria Corum Mitchell

  • EpsilonAlpha π
    EpsilonAlpha π 2 months ago

    Don't want to say lee is bad at maths but 3 months = 90 days and 1000/90 = 11 pieces a day not 15

  • Chloe Cheetham
    Chloe Cheetham 2 months ago

    I don't order food to my house

  • Kim Z24
    Kim Z24 2 months ago

    7:12 David's cute smug grin at the success of his joke

  • Onorath
    Onorath 3 months ago

    Can some one please animate this, with them in a bar or something. Something like the Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures.

  • christmastiger
    christmastiger 3 months ago

    This show is so mind-boggling. If you're telling the truth you have to pretend you are lying but still trying to sort of convince them it's the truth the truth, it's easier if you're lying because you just have to pretend you're telling the truth. David is easy because he does a lot of "ehm" before words when lying but has a lot of conviction when he's telling the truth, comics like Rhod and Bob Mortimer are masters of making a true story sound fake.

  • Nora Ita O'Sullivan
    Nora Ita O'Sullivan 3 months ago

    I love how Miles Jupp laughs at literally anything 😂😂

  • Eel Marwen
    Eel Marwen 3 months ago

    The Oyster joke was shocking!

  • Gregori Rakitu
    Gregori Rakitu 3 months ago

    can someone help me who is the posh blonde balding kid whos actually really funny cos I cant find him anywhere and cant figure out his name cheer :)

  • Felix Fletcher
    Felix Fletcher 3 months ago

    I got really confused when the started talking about plimsolls

  • Schizopantheist
    Schizopantheist 3 months ago

    15:45 Nice to see David and his brother together again

  • Georgia Nikolidaki
    Georgia Nikolidaki 4 months ago

    "Correlation is not causation" has very much caught on among psychology students!

  • Flapjackal
    Flapjackal 4 months ago

    The best parts of this are Rob impersonating David!

  • Claudia Hayes
    Claudia Hayes 4 months ago

    29:41
    Oh gosh naliya

  • ILCEM-Y
    ILCEM-Y 4 months ago +5

    "I was in the kitchen, noticing they'd come back into the garden, thinking 'dear oh dear.'"
    "There were deer there as well?"
    Lee and David have the best back and forth friendly banter.

  • Thomas
    Thomas 4 months ago

    14:49 the most English sentence ever uttered in human history.

  • Thomas
    Thomas 4 months ago

    David Mitchell trying to be nice while explaining the concept of a jigsaw puzzle to Lee Mack is the highlight of this video.

  • Dave Gentleman
    Dave Gentleman 4 months ago

    Rodney and Ben are the same person!!

  • sed8me
    sed8me 4 months ago

    Nothing like a good hard (and often cryptic) *CrossWord*

  • R Smaczny
    R Smaczny 4 months ago +1

    Lee and David have the most amazing chemistry

    • Antonia Jane
      Antonia Jane 4 months ago

      And it wouldn't be the same without Rob!

  • Shawn Hsia
    Shawn Hsia 4 months ago

    What's Kevin the bun seller?!

  • Daniel Svendsen
    Daniel Svendsen 4 months ago

    It’s an LED light not Halogen

  • corpsetime
    corpsetime 4 months ago

    20:24. LED not halogen

  • asterix811
    asterix811 4 months ago

    So in England the plural of Lego is Lego?

    • Pete
      Pete 4 months ago +1

      asterix811 yes. What should it be?

  • Anything under the sun
    Anything under the sun 4 months ago

    20:26 (I have maybe said this before) but as much as I love this show, Rob, Lee and David. Rob it’s a LED light not halogen

  • JB Rao
    JB Rao 4 months ago +3

    What's the " Kevin, the bun seller" joke?

    • Eirené X
      Eirené X 3 months ago +1

      Sticky buns are known as something that elephants like to eat- I don’t think it’s true it’s just a kind of joke in British culture.