Barbigerous Harbinger of Exuberance - David Mitchell on Would I Lie to You? [HD] [CC]

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  • Published on Apr 9, 2017
  • Compilation featuring the much mellower bearded David Mitchell from Series 8, 9 and 10.
    00:25 - The night before the binmen come, I go to bed wearing earmuffs. That way I'm spared their irritating early morning clank of trash.
    04:33 - There is something about me that elephants like. Every time I visit a zoo, they thunder towards me and point their trunks in my direction.
    07:42 - This is Rodney, and he had to retrieve my shoe when a drunk man threw it at the skittles in a bowling alley.(thexvid.com/video/5mqlav75m_y/video.html)
    11:21 - I find it incredibly irritating when other people fiddle with my jigsaws.
    14:47 - I recently shooed a fox out of the garden by squirting it with water. Five minutes later, I watched in horror as it returned with its brother and ate my plimsoll.
    18:24 - This is my frog lamp. I pop it on when I go down to the bottom of the garden to check on the frogs.
    21:53 - This is Tony, and I regularly go round to his house to play with his Lego. (thexvid.com/video/dqemgoa1cx4/video.html)
    24:27 - I once hired a jet ski, but couldn't work out how to stop it, so I had to buzz around the bay for fifty minutes until it ran out of petrol.
    28:09 - This is Carlos. He came to my house to deliver a pizza, but we ended up building a bed together.(thexvid.com/video/dfphlrlirvq/video.html)
    31:16 - This is Claire, and she is my dentist whose earring I swallowed mid-procedure. (thexvid.com/video/py6c7zd-bey/video.html)
    34:10 - I've yet to find the courage to make a contactless card payment. I considered it once, but decided that full PIN entry was a safer method.
    36:40 - This is Ben, and he very recently took me to my first ever football match, and was disappointed that I nodded off for a bit in the second half. (thexvid.com/video/v_qlxpvwqfa/video.html)
    Community captioned - anonymous. Thanks much!
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  • WILTY? Nope!
    WILTY? Nope!  Year ago +412

    00:25 - The night before the binmen come, I go to bed wearing earmuffs. That way I'm spared their irritating early morning clank of trash.
    04:33 - There is something about me that elephants like. Every time I visit a zoo, they thunder towards me and point their trunks in my direction.
    07:42 - This is Rodney, and he had to retrieve my shoe when a drunk man threw it at the skittles in a bowling alley.(thexvid.com/video/5mqlav75m_y/video.html)
    11:21 - I find it incredibly irritating when other people fiddle with my jigsaws.
    14:47 - I recently shooed a fox out of the garden by squirting it with water. Five minutes later, I watched in horror as it returned with its brother and ate my plimsoll.
    18:24 - This is my frog lamp. I pop it on when I go down to the bottom of the garden to check on the frogs.
    21:53 - This is Tony, and I regularly go round to his house to play with his Lego. (thexvid.com/video/dqemgoa1cx4/video.html)
    24:27 - I once hired a jet ski, but couldn't work out how to stop it, so I had to buzz around the bay for fifty minutes until it ran out of petrol.
    28:09 - This is Carlos. He came to my house to deliver a pizza, but we ended up building a bed together.(thexvid.com/video/dfphlrlirvq/video.html)
    31:16 - This is Claire, and she is my dentist whose earring I swallowed mid-procedure. (thexvid.com/video/py6c7zd-bey/video.html)
    34:10 - I've yet to find the courage to make a contactless card payment. I considered it once, but decided that full PIN entry was a safer method.
    36:40 - This is Ben, and he very recently took me to my first ever football match, and was disappointed that I nodded off for a bit in the second half. (thexvid.com/video/v_qlxpvwqfa/video.html)

    • Wendy Raymond
      Wendy Raymond 3 months ago

      +WILTY? Nope! wilty u r so funny x David is so funny x makes my day watching episodes an clips x thanku x David's rants r hilarious x love u x god bless x

    • Mats Liesker
      Mats Liesker 4 months ago

      WILTY? Nope! Z

    • Thomas Hardy
      Thomas Hardy 5 months ago

      WI

    • John Kroll
      John Kroll 6 months ago

      WILTY? Nope! L

    • Jon Charles
      Jon Charles 7 months ago

      WILTY? No

  • Daniel Murray
    Daniel Murray 7 days ago

    Cling film? What she on about? Ya get yourself a jigsaw mat. It's a rubber mat you can just roll up when your done and all the pieces stay in place.

  • Pavel Komarov
    Pavel Komarov 10 days ago

    Well, was he lying or not? You cut out the reveals!

  • Jake Watson
    Jake Watson 13 days ago

    I love David Mitchell

  • ZMC Film
    ZMC Film 15 days ago

    it sounds silly but david and lee show perfectly that class doesn't matter

  • TechBaffle
    TechBaffle 15 days ago

    11:45 that made me choke on my hot chocolate

  • Frederick J.
    Frederick J. 15 days ago

    Can someone identity for me the blonde with the fabulous bangs on the panel during the dentist's earring story? Thanks.

  • madison machen
    madison machen 16 days ago

    A 1000 piece jigsaw in 3 months?! Thatโ€™s forever!! I did a 2000 piece Disney jigsaw in a week!
    Your jigsaw game is weak David

  • ROBBIE BUNGE
    ROBBIE BUNGE 16 days ago

    LOVE HIM!!

  • Ben 1
    Ben 1 18 days ago +1

    Grimshaw seems a bit out of his depth having to converse with adult & not the brainless radio1 crowd

    • Ben 1
      Ben 1 6 days ago

      Stephen Muirhead ๐Ÿ˜‚

    • Stephen Muirhead
      Stephen Muirhead 6 days ago +1

      He's one of those people whose name should be preceded by the words "what is the point of......?"

  • Simi Chowdhury
    Simi Chowdhury 18 days ago

    David Mitchell is an attractive man! ๐Ÿ’—

  • Audrey Prentice
    Audrey Prentice 25 days ago

    The doors please

  • Mightytoon1
    Mightytoon1 27 days ago

    I think Lee Mack is the most un-funny guy on the planet

  • marvelous max
    marvelous max Month ago

    oh my ribs! But I get really irritated when the moment of reveal is cut off!!!! WAS IT TRUE?

  • rob b
    rob b Month ago

    best panel show by faaaaaar

  • Kellen
    Kellen Month ago

    can someone explain the scissors joke regarding davids jigsaw story?

    • Deirdre O'Connor
      Deirdre O'Connor 23 days ago

      Cause Lee said that people can go anywhere in the Jigsaw, so he was asking if Lee cut up the pieces to do this.

  • Cuck Sock
    Cuck Sock Month ago

    David Mitchell is brilliant ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Alan Downunder
    Alan Downunder Month ago

    "I once hired a jet ski-"
    *HAHA* lie!

  • Jack TheLad
    Jack TheLad Month ago +1

    the "my friend Kevin the bun seller" gag needs to be etched into the next voyager probe so that even after we'll all extinct some other species can still enjoy it

  • amelia cool
    amelia cool Month ago

    ive watched this video maybe 100 times

  • Sammy Pater
    Sammy Pater Month ago

    Davidโ€™s my favourite

  • Sienna Archer
    Sienna Archer Month ago +1

    I thought the contactless payment thing was true because I read a Guardian article where he just RANTED about contactless payments and buskers... turns out it wasnโ€™t.

  • bowblizz
    bowblizz Month ago

    So....when is a pizza not a Roman meal ?

  • D.B. Cooper
    D.B. Cooper Month ago

    Does anyone else just fucking hate Lee Mack ?

  • Baron Van Humbeeck
    Baron Van Humbeeck Month ago

    shame you edited out the reveal on some of them!

    • WILTY? Nope!
      WILTY? Nope!  Month ago

      Sorry, it was a long time ago. Iโ€™ve fixed this in my subsequent uploads. Full segments are linked in the description.

  • Mattias Jansson
    Mattias Jansson Month ago

    The blonde in the first one must be related to Craig Ferguson, but she has an english accent, not scottish. Iโ€™m confused.

  • Adam Bradbury
    Adam Bradbury Month ago +2

    Miles Jupp has the most endearing laugh of all time.

  • TheGamerSK
    TheGamerSK Month ago

    Was the Tony and his lego thing a lie or not?

  • lygophile
    lygophile Month ago

    you've got a fox in your garden what are you gonna do?

  • Silver Corn
    Silver Corn Month ago

    Lee Mack winds me up - he ruins the David Mitchell effect.

  • WalterLiddy
    WalterLiddy Month ago

    "It was a stag do." - David Mitchell's 'tell'.

  • Olly W
    Olly W 2 months ago

    Iโ€™d enjoy watching miles jupp on here every time just for his laugh

  • OhHoNo
    OhHoNo 2 months ago +7

    'A pathetic physical specimen, and intellectually not that creative either. But thanks to the way the media selects people for prominence ... Here I am!' ahahaha

  • RobotSpider
    RobotSpider 2 months ago

    25:30 Rob with the spot-on David Mitchell impression!

  • RobotSpider
    RobotSpider 2 months ago +3

    10:00 "The skis of exceptional invention."

  • Ras Putin
    Ras Putin 2 months ago

    And that's the basis on which they claim victory.

  • razzle dazzle
    razzle dazzle 2 months ago

    Tudor meal ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • razzle dazzle
    razzle dazzle 2 months ago

    Lee is too good

  • Thijs Bruineman
    Thijs Bruineman 2 months ago

    "It's amazing the things people won't believe of me."

  • Shakes First
    Shakes First 2 months ago

    They're called board shorts in Australia.

  • Marion Moore
    Marion Moore 2 months ago

    Very Witty Mr Wilty
    Thank You
    ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ

  • ilantzur02
    ilantzur02 2 months ago

    Why some of the bits are without the end?

  • Chandler Sun
    Chandler Sun 2 months ago +4

    Emilia Foxโ€™s laugh :D

  • Christian O. Holz
    Christian O. Holz 2 months ago

    not halogen lights...they are LEDs :)

  • Caitlin Lemon
    Caitlin Lemon 2 months ago

    I,m glad David found some plimpsoles for the garden instead of heaving to buy. Those Cow boy boots!! ๐Ÿ˜‚ (yes yes ik David was lying for that story, its a joke)

  • Terrence Koeman
    Terrence Koeman 2 months ago

    Great compilation, but please include whether a story was a lie or not for all the stories. Now most are just a story without the revelation of whether it was a lie or true. I think that's critical context for this show.

    • WILTY? Nope!
      WILTY? Nope!  2 months ago

      Hi. Please check the description for links to full segments. Since none of them were David's guests, I didn't want to take the focus
      off Mitchell by cluttering it with all the introductions and reveals. In hindsight, it would have been better to include something like this thexvid.com/video/ienptp87se0/video.html after every segment. I've rectified this in my subsequent uploads.

  • Stewart Boyle
    Stewart Boyle 2 months ago

    Great how his wife introduces his awesome comedy mind.

  • paul clifford
    paul clifford 2 months ago

    legend dosent come close a true great

  • RAMSAY
    RAMSAY 2 months ago

    so proud of him for finding a lady

  • meeeee1968
    meeeee1968 2 months ago

    love him and lee, both hilarious and bounce off each other so well, how hot are rachel riley and emilia fox !!!

  • Jutland Angel
    Jutland Angel 2 months ago

    I actually do the earmuff thing, but every night. I have two nocturnal pets in my bedroom and I've never felt that earplugs were good enough to plug out sounds.

  • Simon Sykes
    Simon Sykes 2 months ago

    Nice intro rhere from THE WIFE :)

  • Conditioned Chin Dillashaw

    I wanna make beautiful white babies with Alex Jones.

  • Jason Smith
    Jason Smith 3 months ago

    I'm in love with Lee and David's banters :'O They can go on and ON forever and I still RE-WATCH them. My favorite is the "tree-trimming" episode with Lee trimming the tree.

  • Jason Smith
    Jason Smith 3 months ago

    I LOOOVE Victoria and David as a married couple! FORGET all the BrAnGeliNas and PittIstoNs...I love them, because they're sooo intelligent and witty! THAT being said, David, I love the bell you had as a child. Victoria should be on this show more often and replace Big Narsty!!! Who books these shows???

  • A Horv
    A Horv 3 months ago

    29:29 With extra wrens!!

  • Valentina Fuentes
    Valentina Fuentes 3 months ago

    so was the frog thing truth or lie?

  • Danielle Hall
    Danielle Hall 3 months ago

    gosh I am so attracted to him.

  • Wendy Raymond
    Wendy Raymond 3 months ago

    the skies of exceptional invention x ad to pause x tears of laughter x so funny x thanku x David I love u x god bless x

  • Partariothegoth
    Partariothegoth 3 months ago

    "Well David, we have a different opinion of what normal clothes are" He says while wearing an ugly eye-sore of a shirt.

  • [redacted] watkins
    [redacted] watkins 3 months ago

    "extra peperami"

  • Lizzie
    Lizzie 3 months ago

    Who laughs like a broken squeaky toy? 04:33

  • Izzy small
    Izzy small 3 months ago

    THERE ISN'T AN ELEPHANT ENCLOSURE AT THE COSTSWOLD WILDLIFE PARK DAVID!!!

  • Savannah Logsdon
    Savannah Logsdon 3 months ago +1

    I was NOT expecting david mitchell to be that tall. Or Rob Brydon to be that short.

  • gda295
    gda295 3 months ago

    correlation not causation

  • im wyldan
    im wyldan 3 months ago

    David Mitchel: **is a Cancer Sun and Taurus Moon**
    Me: **pretends to be shocked**

  • Greg Palmer
    Greg Palmer 3 months ago +3

    Claire Balding , WHY ? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    • wich
      wich 6 days ago

      Isleofskye dude, you must not've seen Claudia Winkleman's appearances

    • Isleofskye
      Isleofskye 3 months ago

      Since 2014 it's BBC Policy to HAVE to have a female member but in all the wonderful tales told on WILTY I am struggling to remember one really funny female story....You ?

  • Cordelia Palmer
    Cordelia Palmer 3 months ago +4

    I want an episode with Greg Davies, Rhod Gilbert, Joe Lycett, and James Acaster. And of course David and Lee. That combination would make me so happy.

  • thedancinggymnast
    thedancinggymnast 4 months ago

    In the UK the dentist is often cheaper than the hygienist - subsidies.

  • Brian Orr
    Brian Orr 4 months ago +1

    The elephant sex joke made me not enjoy the video :\

  • Keijo Sandvik
    Keijo Sandvik 4 months ago

    So, the earring was more or less "interred"?

  • Black Rod
    Black Rod 4 months ago

    AD 2012, David. You, of all people, must know this.

  • Les Rogers
    Les Rogers 4 months ago

    David and Lee.....the best, most hilarious combination ever!

  • Jason Smith
    Jason Smith 4 months ago

    I have perma-Grin! This is sooo funny!

  • Joshua Armstrong
    Joshua Armstrong 4 months ago +1

    The thing about David is he has an drama degree; an otherwise useless degree, but in this situation it tells you that the man knows how to positively provide a performance for any pretense.

  • krazykanos98
    krazykanos98 5 months ago +2

    David Mitchell is fantastic!

  • didderjade
    didderjade 5 months ago +2

    No one's commented on "You have a great physique" yet? Excellent deadpan and timing.

  • matt cullen
    matt cullen 5 months ago

    I could watch the blonde on Lee's team all day. She is absolutely stunning.

  • tom black
    tom black 5 months ago

    He is married to the women that said he was sexless

  • Ella M
    Ella M 5 months ago

    was the one about bowling true?

  • Mike Williams
    Mike Williams 5 months ago +1

    Lego is not the plural of Lego.

  • GroovingPict
    GroovingPict 5 months ago +1

    "thats broadcastable!"

  • Larry Organs
    Larry Organs 5 months ago

    the dutch sounding guy 15 mins in has eyes in different postcodes

  • The Dark Knight
    The Dark Knight 5 months ago

    Can someone please explain me the hq joke? 35:22

    • GC
      GC 5 months ago

      Oyster card - the electronic public transport ticket in Greater London.
      To break into the Oyster HQ (headquarters) requiring a knife to pry open is a pun on opening actual oysters, to which David adds that you have to go past Pearl (both a female given name and something you can find inside an oyster) at the reception.

  • anton karjalainen
    anton karjalainen 6 months ago

    hang hand find ceremony include pitch protect journal proposed.

  • BertinDoutnik
    BertinDoutnik 6 months ago +3

    I think David is suuuuuper cute

  • Hollywood Sunset
    Hollywood Sunset 6 months ago +2

    As an American, Iโ€™ve only inferred from television shows the most rudimentary elements of Pass the Parcel. Despite my vague understanding of the game, I was laughing so hard that I stopped breathing and had to stop the video for a quick round of Grab the Inhaler

  • Laurence Noble
    Laurence Noble 6 months ago

    His response to "are your muffs fluffy?" kills me

  • zahrans
    zahrans 6 months ago

    emilia fox is fit!

  • matt cullen
    matt cullen 6 months ago

    The blonde in the elephant story is stunning

  • Andrew Westrick
    Andrew Westrick 6 months ago +1

    WHO is the dark skinned BEAUTY next to Lee Mack during the jet ski story??? Holy COW!!!

  • Cuzn Ed
    Cuzn Ed 6 months ago +7

    "There was one goal... And it was on the basis of THAT that the victory was declared to be theirs."
    Blimey, i love David Mitchell

  • Kutulue
    Kutulue 6 months ago

    Hows your wife Tony?......

  • RockMusicFan92
    RockMusicFan92 6 months ago +2

    the domino effect joke is amazing

  • buzzardbeatniks
    buzzardbeatniks 6 months ago

    They should continue The Trip movie franchise, but with David and Lee.

  • Quan7ized
    Quan7ized 6 months ago

    Sleep well and furniture have been addicmptotes to make
    So good night

  • Quan7ized
    Quan7ized 6 months ago

    Good thing baby

  • Mark what
    Mark what 6 months ago

    Best of Miranda Hart

  • Becca Full
    Becca Full 6 months ago

    Kevin the bun seller lol

  • Gabriel Halford
    Gabriel Halford 6 months ago

    31:16 ... CRYING!!!