True Facts About The Sea Pig

Share
Embed
  • Published on Apr 11, 2013
  • Share on Facebook :: on. 14p7jSf
    Tweet This :: bit.ly/11EUbKs (you can change the text!)
    music : soundcloud.com/querflote/5-au...
    CREDITS:
    Ocean Networks Canada/ CSSF Ropos
    Photos courtesy of Ocean Networks Canada
    NIWAInverteb...
    Selected Sea Pig images provided by the NIWA Invertebrate Collection and were collected as part of the New Zealand International Polar Year -- Census of Antarctic Marine Life, Ross Sea Biodiversity voyage 2008. We gratefully acknowledge project governance provided by the Ministry of Fisheries Science Team and the Ocean Survey 20/20 CAML Advisory Group (Land Information New Zealand, New Zealand Ministry for Primary Industries, Antarctica New Zealand, New Zealand Ministry of Foreign Affairs and Trade, and National Institute of Water and Atmosphere Ltd
    Thanks to Kevin Matta for the amazing Pearl Fish Video!
    full clip at : www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw2Drb...
    Special thanks to Chris Mah/ echinoblog.blogspot.co.nz
    Film Footage courtesy of Shutterstock, Inc., Used by Permission

    Eyed Sea Cucumber with ejected Cuvierian Tubules, Bohadschia argus, Holothuria argus, Bali, Indonesia
    Wolfgang Poelzer/Getty Images

Comments • 5 315

  • Akeruyri2
    Akeruyri2 7 years ago +4308

    I like how this has very little to do with the actual sea pig, but instead goes on about a close relative

    • Andy GREEN
      Andy GREEN 10 months ago

      @James Lattimer how often do you get your mouth full of sea water?

    • Jeffery Green
      Jeffery Green Year ago

      Click bait . . . The internet is nothing but click bait

    • m. alonto
      m. alonto Year ago +1

      ..false marketing! lol

    • Gary Mingy
      Gary Mingy Year ago

      @hellooo yes Butte only one end

  • R B
    R B 2 years ago +754

    If anyone reads this: The guts they eject are _extremely_ sticky. Imagine a super glue that doesn't harden.
    I know this because my brother (who was fairly warned) harassed one by picking it up and while he was dramatically freaking out, he grabbed onto my arm with his guts-covered hands.
    While mom and dad tended to him and left me behind to figure out what to do, he told me I had no right to complain because he "had it worse"... Dearest brother, did you forget this was your fault?
    TL;DR don't bother these critters

    • R B
      R B 4 days ago

      @pyromaniac not entirely sure what you mean? These are somewhat like a lizard's tail. It has evolved to internally detach these specific organs, called Cuvierian tubules, and expel them when stressed. They then regrow them in around 3 weeks.

    • R B
      R B 4 days ago +1

      @meesum zaidi it is! The exception being that it expels its guts through its mouth, hence the "puke" in its name.

    • meesum zaidi
      meesum zaidi 5 days ago

      Is this what pyukumuku is based on?

    • pyromaniac
      pyromaniac 14 days ago

      Why didnt he like pull the entire guts outs?

    • Benjamin Shamel
      Benjamin Shamel Month ago +1

      LOL I remember picking up a sea cucumber at the aquarium in Willemstad, Curacao, and the thing "farted" water out when I picked it up....I wasn't expecting it, but thankfully it didn't get on me. I've heard they are indeed quite sticky!

  • 🖤❤️Jeremy_DeFore❤️🖤

    a couple weeks ago my biology teacher showed us this video in class we all just died laughing XD

    • Fnafplayer64
      Fnafplayer64 3 months ago

      Your biology teacher needs an award

    • Anufenrir
      Anufenrir 7 months ago

      I would do the same if I were a bio teacher

    • luna_moon36
      luna_moon36 7 months ago

      We watched the Bobbit Worm one in my zoology class lol

    • 彡 𝔤𝕝丨𝓉cн℃ᗝ𝔯Ẹ 彡
      彡 𝔤𝕝丨𝓉cн℃ᗝ𝔯Ẹ 彡 9 months ago

      🤣😂😢😂🤣😂

    • Mama Petillo
      Mama Petillo 11 months ago +1

      And thank the good teachers that get it.
      Humor wakes up most kids. (Middle-high schoolers).
      In 7th grade, somehow most of us were still awake. The film was on acne. As soon as they said “and try to not touch your face..), about ten of us flipped out hands off our chins and onto our desks.
      Even the teacher laughed.
      Humor helps with learning 🐿🥒🧐

  • Asango
    Asango 6 years ago +5349

    I lost my shit when he said "This is stock video from a sea cucumber, which has been downloaded one time... by me"

    • jac d
      jac d 28 days ago

      this entire video made me lose my shit. really. i cant find it now

    • Weston Wayne
      Weston Wayne 10 months ago

      @Emory Saint Glad I could help =)

    • Emory Saint
      Emory Saint 10 months ago

      @Weston Wayne Thanks, I signed up and it seems like they got a lot of movies there =) I really appreciate it !!

    • Roger Paul
      Roger Paul 10 months ago

      @Weston Wayne definitely, have been watching on Flixzone for since march myself :)

    • Weston Wayne
      Weston Wayne 10 months ago

      @Emory Saint Lately I have been using FlixZone. You can find it by googling =)

  • Rod Gill
    Rod Gill 6 years ago +3036

    "As my mother used to say: "a hole is a hole""
    lol so done

    • pyromaniac
      pyromaniac 14 days ago

      Same🤣🤣🤣

    • Alan Yim
      Alan Yim Year ago +1

      XD

    • Celo
      Celo 2 years ago

      999 Baby

    • Jayson Davis
      Jayson Davis 2 years ago +3

      Definitely the best quote of this episode.

    • Dman444
      Dman444 3 years ago +9

      “Retraction” 😂😂

  • Jiggy Wiggy ASMR
    Jiggy Wiggy ASMR 5 years ago +3226

    "And the sea cucumber has a fish in its anus. Win-win." I laugh-snorted four times in a row. I don't think I've ever snorted that many times at once.

    • PrinzMidas
      PrinzMidas 3 years ago

      I also wanted to comment right this sentence, and then I saw, somebody else already did! So funny talking! Who is this, wo tells about this creatures? Ze Frank itself?

    • furrtoast
      furrtoast 4 years ago +1

      Jiggy Wiggy ASMR you must have sounded likeba sea pig

  • John Hawkey
    John Hawkey 6 years ago +391

    "Needless to say, the predator becomes confused."
    Good god everything about this video is my favorite thing ever

  • nell kellino-miller
    nell kellino-miller Month ago +5

    Utmost respect to teachers who show zefrank's content to their students. I might not have dropped out at 14 if I felt like there was a grain of real human personality in that grey, cold series of prefabricated buildings, where tired and depressed and emotionally repressed adults presumed to be capable of educating the next generation of humans by following a soulless curriculum they themselves barely understood/cared about. Peace and love x

    • Sethrael the Bard
      Sethrael the Bard Month ago +3

      This is an amazing comment. Experience seems to have taught you far more than the dead-eyed indoctrination centers ever could. Peace and love indeed friend.

  • SQUEAK
    SQUEAK 5 years ago +16

    Dear Zefrank1, here's how I found your channel: I was doing a school report on dung beetles so I tried out your dung beetle video. I thought it was funny and after I finished it I studied more, and your video actually got me a good grade.

  • I.C.B.M
    I.C.B.M 6 years ago +1327

    is there a difference from burping and farting for a sea cucumber

    • mark mcpheters
      mark mcpheters Year ago

      no.

    • Excalibur Umbra
      Excalibur Umbra Year ago

      No

    • Chiaroscure
      Chiaroscure Year ago

      Yeah, probably the taste

    • Alex Panciera
      Alex Panciera Year ago +2

      @Boogus
      Sea cucumbers have two holes, one on each end.
      The hole on the front is for eating, which is why it's usually surrounded by tentacles, and the hole on the back, which is used for breathing, excreting, and housing pearl fish.

    • Boogus
      Boogus Year ago +2

      @Alex Panciera but the sea cucumber uses its mouth to do everything.
      there is a difference. one gets a laugh out of its mates, the other smells and grosses them out.

  • KR Smith
    KR Smith Year ago +18

    I already lost it at 'land pig,' I always try to hold myself together until at least halfway through each video so the laughter doesn't asphyxiate me

  • m. alonto
    m. alonto Year ago +2

    ...revisiting old Zefrank's vids never fails to lift my spirits up!
    thank God for the gift of Zefrank!

  • Hayden Wood
    Hayden Wood 7 months ago +2

    Brings back memories of when our biology teacher showed us this when it came out.

  • Letos-Lair Events
    Letos-Lair Events 5 years ago +1

    Dude, never stop with these videos! You are awesome and better that any animal documentary I have seen in years.

  • Beach Girl
    Beach Girl 2 years ago +2

    1:55
    “To understand this, imagine...actually I don’t think this really helps.”
    Ze, I think this defense mechanism would be very effective against muggers.

  • Jessica Nirri
    Jessica Nirri 3 months ago

    we know the research of you're videos take time, yet i know you have many fans including my husband and myself...that would love more content much more often! We love longer videos as well ! WE are so thankful for the educational laughs you give us!

  • DkKombo
    DkKombo 4 years ago +5

    I imagine with that last statement he's callously teaching this to a group of young animals and then he lovingly pokes a pig a not creepy way. Neat.

  • Drae
    Drae 7 years ago +3282

    man i wish I had a butt fish

  • Alec Demaree
    Alec Demaree 4 years ago

    Why did he stop making these?!? I love these videos so freaking much! They are so intelligent and hilarious!

  • Joyce the Hippie
    Joyce the Hippie 5 years ago +2

    This guy is so funny. Maybe I'm weird, but this is my kind of humor!

  • Jackie Johnson
    Jackie Johnson 2 years ago

    You should make some true facts videos about microorganisms! Particularly the Tardigrade, which is absolutely adorable! That would be amazing!

  • JohrnyReport
    JohrnyReport 5 years ago +436

    "While the sea cucumber has a fish in it's butt. Win/Win!"
    Im done

  • Logo Tho
    Logo Tho 6 years ago +1886

    "Another way is to simply ask whether it's a sea pig. If when you ask, your mouth fills up with sea water, then you're probably an idiot."
    LOL

    • Globex
      Globex Year ago

      I get it now😆

    • Airotiv
      Airotiv Year ago +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • FlareKnight
      FlareKnight 3 years ago +15

      Logo Tho the logic is inescapable

  • Rio_21XX
    Rio_21XX 5 years ago +3

    "As my mother used to say, don't poke that pig, boy." I think I laughed to this more than I should

  • Kitsune Aitsuki
    Kitsune Aitsuki 4 years ago +1

    I miss these!! I wish more would get made.

  • Rhett Shumway
    Rhett Shumway 2 years ago

    No clickbait here, only the best, most thoughtfully funny videos ever made!!! Love your videos please keep making more!

  • Princess Rosalina
    Princess Rosalina 10 months ago

    These kinds of videos are great for telling who can resist laughing at dirty jokes the most. When it’s told in such a calm, semi-educational tone.

  • Kor O'Connell
    Kor O'Connell 5 years ago +150

    "Meanwhile the sea cucumber has a fish in it's butt... win win!" I'm dying

  • Depresshaun
    Depresshaun 3 years ago +1

    Man i love this guy, i get to learn new things everyday at the same time laugh my ass off

  • Luka U.
    Luka U. 3 years ago +10

    "Remember if someone scares u just bend over and fart ur lungs at that bastard"
    I died😂

  • Charnel ground
    Charnel ground 2 years ago +21

    If science teachers taught like this, kids wouldn't forget a thing.

  • The Pip
    The Pip 6 years ago +871

    I've watched all of the true facts videos.
    When I watch them, I say exactly what the guy says, in harmony, because I know all of them by heart.

    • Athelwulf Galland
      Athelwulf Galland Year ago

      I love this video series ... they're hilarious! 744th like and my fav remains the Morgan Freeman video.

    • Aliearia03 Pleiadian
      Aliearia03 Pleiadian 2 years ago

      639 like

    • Crystallix
      Crystallix 2 years ago +3

      Thats how The Pip doo

    • Bob Biker
      Bob Biker 2 years ago

      @mrduud it's only kinky the first time.

    • Venis
      Venis 3 years ago

      Congratulations 400th like

  • Jonah Davis
    Jonah Davis 6 years ago +97

    "wow, in this context that sounds really bad.....retraction..." started crying after that

  • Ninjabread
    Ninjabread 5 years ago +41

    "As my mother used to say, 'A hole is a hole.'" I can't stop laughing

  • Samira Goode
    Samira Goode 3 years ago

    Your videos are amazing. The photography and humor is awesome. However the inappropriate words prevent me from introducing my kids to these wonderful creatures. If you cleaned up the language, I would love to show them to my 5th grade students.

  • Jilligain
    Jilligain 3 years ago +4

    "Don't poke that pig, boy!"
    No truer words of wisdom have ever been spoken

  • John L
    John L 4 years ago

    Do one on the Okapi The story of how it was discovered is hilarious!

  • GigiBella
    GigiBella 2 years ago

    Omg-Showed my family 1 of these videos & we were cracking up🤣🤣This guy’s delivery & tone is the best! Awesome videos ZeFrank👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼Thank U & ur team.

  • Amy M
    Amy M 4 years ago +6

    Love his definition of a win-win.

  • Elder Millennial
    Elder Millennial 2 years ago +218

    2:16 “....and in response you pulled your pants down, bent over, and shat out your lungs, swaying them back and forth until your assailant runs away...
    ...screaming.”

  • centozo
    centozo 8 years ago +51

    What I like about zefrank1, his videos are both educational and humorous. The best of both worlds.

    • XDforLOL
      XDforLOL 8 years ago +5

      Watch horrible histories, good show.

  • MackChop
    MackChop 4 years ago

    Oh my! I laughed so hard I lost my breath. Fantastic video! Funny and informative. You have another subscriber!

  • gina928
    gina928 6 years ago

    This guy is hilarious! From Dear Kitten to all of his other videos - genius. And his voice - Morgan Freeman.

  • Prophet of Greyism
    Prophet of Greyism 2 years ago

    Can we just take a second to appreciate the fact that a “Pearl” fish lives in its anus? Like a strange sentient sex toy.
    Never mind the slew of jokes about it being a “cucumber”.

  • J
    J 3 years ago

    my 7 year old son was telling me about sea pigs so I looked it up on here. we haven't stopped laughing 😂😂

  • A. Neufeld
    A. Neufeld 7 years ago +107

    If I ever become a high school biology teacher, Friday is zefrank day where we learn from the master

    • Sethrael the Bard
      Sethrael the Bard Month ago

      True Fact Teusday or Fun Fact Friday! I someday hope to do the same!

    • Sally Sorrentino
      Sally Sorrentino 2 months ago

      Frankie my dear CAN U PLEASE TEACH US HISTORY NEXT,?? PLZZZZZ?????

    • Sally Sorrentino
      Sally Sorrentino 2 months ago

      My thoughts exactly.. if only our educators took this approach I might have a PhD r.n. 😆

    • eggrollsoup
      eggrollsoup 3 years ago +5

      this would probably go under marine biology

  • Elvenkind
    Elvenkind Year ago +1

    Remarkably well described with the combined orifices.

  • Machino
    Machino 6 years ago

    A great documentary, with information applicable to everyday life. "A hole is a hole." - Priceless

  • Adrian Aldueza
    Adrian Aldueza 2 years ago

    I love his way of story telling.

  • Michael Rhizal
    Michael Rhizal 4 years ago

    after learning of the inimitable sea pig, the terrestrial variety suddenly seems immaculate in its habits by comparison. the bacon-makin' variety of pig is a far nobler critter. Tastier too!

  • jayfiu anims
    jayfiu anims 7 months ago +1

    "Remember, if someone scare you, just bend over and fart your lungs all over that bastard....who knows, it might just work" IM DYING AS HELL

  • Faith Castillo
    Faith Castillo 2 years ago +2

    "Needless to say the predator becomes confused." The predator had company in his confusion...in addition to being mildly disgusted and heartily amused.

  • Master Builder Dragon
    Master Builder Dragon 6 years ago

    I think a lot more people would be interested in biology if this guy taught them XD

  • Colin Milstead
    Colin Milstead 6 years ago +163

    I'd like to try that... if I get mugged I just want to pull down my pants, bend over, and attempt to shit. I really don't think a mugger would know what to do

    • José Sandoval
      José Sandoval 6 years ago +26

      +Colin Milstead Dude, the problem is that some muggers DO know what to do when someone bend over and offers his/her ass. It's part of the soap drop sequence. If you face one of those, you may not like the experience. Then again, you also may, just think carefully about it.

    • Colin Milstead
      Colin Milstead 6 years ago +4

      +Mister Marvel Glad you find it humorous ;) but in all seriousness I live like a street over from the projects and the homeless community so it's always possible. worst come to worst I'll let you know if it works ;)

    • cece
      cece 6 years ago +1

      LMMFAO

  • Dr Bright
    Dr Bright Year ago +2

    “The sea cucumber meanwhile has a fish in its butt. Win-win!”
    Can we just like, make this your channel description on your about page?

  • Taariq M-Star 616
    Taariq M-Star 616 3 years ago +1

    Dude I've been so depressed lately and u really cheered me up. Thank u.

  • Vito
    Vito 5 years ago

    just stumbled upon this channel. thank you so much! your videos rock

  • Hannah Oñaté
    Hannah Oñaté 2 years ago +1

    idk about you but to me the sea pig is one of the cutest thing i’ve seen 🥺

  • Lillian Jeffers
    Lillian Jeffers 7 years ago +3950

    "The sea cucumber meanwhile has a fish in its butt
    Win-win"
    Favorite part

  • Sammy Whell
    Sammy Whell 5 years ago +83

    wow thanks your advice helped! i got mugged and i shot out all my organs! now im in a hospital!

    • Sammy Whell
      Sammy Whell 5 years ago +3

      yee

    • Paladinfox
      Paladinfox 5 years ago +17

      BlueYoshi Plays Instead of your money going to the mugger, it went to the hospital!

  • Wobbles Wobbles
    Wobbles Wobbles 2 years ago

    After all these years its still so funny! A good video distraction from the current state of our world.

  • April Williams
    April Williams 3 years ago

    Are you planning on making any more " true facts" anytime soon??

  • Rex Trowbridge
    Rex Trowbridge 2 years ago +1

    This dude is hilarious! I love ❤️ these videos!

  • Net Lag
    Net Lag 2 years ago +2

    Just remember. .
    Always listen to Zefrank. Who knows, it just might work.

  • mscaptmarv
    mscaptmarv 2 years ago

    this is the one video on all of youtube that never fails to make me laugh.

  • Atirash Laong
    Atirash Laong 5 years ago +13

    "This is stock video of a sea cucumber, which has been downloaded one time. by me" I'm dying lol

  • Rosie Posie
    Rosie Posie 5 years ago

  • GRUJ
    GRUJ 6 years ago +9757

    "The sea cucumber meanwhile has a fish in its butt. Win win."

    • Ultima
      Ultima 9 months ago

      Yep

    • Chris
      Chris 9 months ago

      Then the sea cucumber moans so loud and nicely asked the fish to go deeper and rock harder.

    • Dogs And Yoga
      Dogs And Yoga Year ago +1

      I just got there and bust out laughing...

    • filthynice 88
      filthynice 88 Year ago +1

      I am disappointed... In myself for watching and laughing to that part 7 times in a row.... Butt fish

    • Atkoaj246
      Atkoaj246 Year ago

      was literally about to comment that, had me laughing so hard

  • DoctorRedDot 101
    DoctorRedDot 101 3 years ago

    I love his videos holy hell I just found him today but I love the true facts😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Michael S
    Michael S 5 years ago

    I learned a lot about sea pigs

  • London Mechana
    London Mechana Year ago

    It’d be cool if you did a video on Elephant Seals!

  • juwi
    juwi 4 years ago

    I thought that the true facts series would be really boring but, nope I was wrong these are halarious.

  • killertrip10
    killertrip10 6 years ago +310

    so i looked up that shutterstock video of that sea cucumber, downloaded it, then laughed my ass off for 15 minutes watching it loop.
    my parents would be so proud.

    • Yandere Venom
      Yandere Venom 5 months ago

      @Fakan for me it was always the Caramelldansen

    • CerberaOdollam
      CerberaOdollam Year ago +3

      @Fakan finnish but lol

    • Haxx In Stereo
      Haxx In Stereo 2 years ago

      @Fakan s

    • Fakan
      Fakan 2 years ago +9

      Back in my day, we would watch an anime girl spin a leek around for hours on end while singing in Polish. True story.

    • Haxx In Stereo
      Haxx In Stereo 2 years ago +1

      😂😂😂

  • TripleHate
    TripleHate Year ago

    I'm almost certain the "fish in it's butt" bit was a direct reference to the old National Geographic documentary "Jewels of the Caribbean", wherein the narrator (goddamn Keith David, no less), on discussing the relationship between the sea cucumber and pearl fish, utters the line "The benefits to the sea cucumber are not yet known."

  • Gerry the Great
    Gerry the Great 3 years ago

    Just watched about 8 of ur videos in a row n haven't laughed that much in a long time

  • Veteran Programmer
    Veteran Programmer Year ago +1

    This man should have been a stand up comedian

  • _Zealos_
    _Zealos_ 11 months ago +1

    Plz tell me this [1:14] and this [1:56] are actually quite small because they look like boss monsters
    _Or that one terrifyingly gross monster that instantly kills you and swallows you whole_

  • Zelda Lane
    Zelda Lane 4 years ago

    Just want to send a shout-out to you and let you know that we think you're hilarious! We have inside jokes relating to your commentary. Also, your face is so beautiful that I gasped, and then immediately went into to my room and reached under my bed......
    You know, perhaps this isn't the place for such details. 😂
    Thank you!
    From Chicago!

  • Black Goose
    Black Goose 5 years ago +2

    "Because it is so mushy, the sea pig is a host to parasites.... which burrow into it and feed on it........ Bummer." Oh my! was laughing so hard at that point XD

  • John Henry Evans
    John Henry Evans 4 years ago

    “If, when you ask, your mouth fills up with sea water, then you’re probably an idiot.” I died.

  • Luffy Monkey.D
    Luffy Monkey.D 4 years ago +1

    This video should be the ultimate "Try not to laugh" challenge because I was breathless from all the crying and laughing I did by the end of it.

  • Yomachaser
    Yomachaser 8 years ago +35

    Best educational video I've seen all week!

  • marl boro
    marl boro 2 years ago +5

    Imagine someone trying to do a serious school research and watched this 😂

  • y2ksw1
    y2ksw1 2 years ago +1

    Pulling pants down actually works like a charm. Not only is the aggressor confused, but they also look away or stare at a certain point, which gives you the small advantage to win a fight ... I used this tactique against a group of thieves who were also like 3 times strong as me, each of them. Useless to say, I won the battle, else I would not tell the story 😊

  • Lori W
    Lori W Year ago

    I laugh so hard at these videos!🤣 This is what zefrank do.

  • Lazari Kuran
    Lazari Kuran 9 months ago

    can you do a video on meerkats? or foxes?
    i love ur vids

  • ruko
    ruko 7 years ago +1243

    I have a problem. I just checked a cucumber that was in the kitchen. _It was breathing through its anus._

    • SYS-op
      SYS-op 4 years ago

      then that would be a sea cucumber. land cucumbers dont breath thru their butts. did your mouth fill with seawater???

    • Tania Woodhouse
      Tania Woodhouse 4 years ago

      Nααяυκo love your photo

    • danisnotonfire Fan
      danisnotonfire Fan 4 years ago

      I had the same problem... except I bit it before it moved...

    • kim luong
      kim luong 4 years ago

      I like how your profile pic is Tae

    • BlackTiger987
      BlackTiger987 5 years ago

      Nααяυκo Now it's Taehyung 👍🔥

  • Noah Williams
    Noah Williams 3 years ago

    It's so cute and weird. I love it. ^~^
    Sea pig is my spirit animal.

  • bugs brains
    bugs brains 3 years ago +24

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Zefrank1: “if someone scares you, just bend over and fart your lungs all over that bastard”

  • Marina Ferreruela
    Marina Ferreruela 3 years ago

    Hi! I really like your videos, and I was wondering if i could do spanish subtitles for them (not reuploading, just adding the option right here on ur channel)
    Thanks for reading!

  • John Sikes
    John Sikes 5 years ago +12

    Win/win. LOL. I think I'd be more worried about crapping and eating distance than crapping and breathing, but hey, to each their own!

    • yi
      yi 3 years ago

      well since they eat debris anyway, it wouldn't taste that much different

  • Jasmine
    Jasmine 6 years ago +4086

    "because it is so mushy-mushy..."

    • Lincoln Shirey
      Lincoln Shirey Year ago

      When she pulls your pants the first time

    • TH3C001
      TH3C001 3 years ago +45

      I always like when he does that. Like how the anglerfish collects glowy-glowy bacteria in its wavy thing. Always hilarious.

    • -accursedeggs-
      -accursedeggs- 6 years ago +5

      XD

    • Len Matsui
      Len Matsui 6 years ago +6

      +The Phantasm ikr!

  • Just Jordan
    Just Jordan Year ago

    im watching this on acid and i dont think ive ever laughed so hard in my life

  • Mary Macdonald
    Mary Macdonald Year ago +1

    Dude, you cracked me up! I want more.

  • Holographic Bunny
    Holographic Bunny 2 years ago

    Ze had some pretty freaky maternal relatives. I wonder if that quote was directed at the milkman.

  • HEHEHE I AM DERP MATTER
    HEHEHE I AM DERP MATTER 4 years ago +1

    This guy is the most hilarious man ever.

  • tapsnjazz
    tapsnjazz 8 years ago +7

    I just laughed so hard that I had tears running down face, my mouth wide open with no sound coming out, and I am all by myself... best thing I have seen in a long time! thanks zefrank!

  • Lord Willshire
    Lord Willshire Year ago

    How have I never seen this before. This is a masterpiece

  • Ewqweb // ABANDONING SHIP

    “unlike land cucumbers, sea cucumbers breathe through their asses.”
    Me: _yes, cucumbers breathe, now what were you saying?_
    “yes, through their asses.”
    Me: *p O y o ?*

  • youtube commentator
    youtube commentator 3 years ago

    These are pretty funny, thanks for uploading them