This is what happens when you reply to spam email | James Veitch

  • Published on Feb 1, 2016
  • Suspicious emails: unclaimed insurance bonds, diamond-encrusted safe deposit boxes, close friends marooned in a foreign country. They pop up in our inboxes, and standard procedure is to delete on sight. But what happens when you reply? Follow along as writer and comedian James Veitch narrates a hilarious, months-long exchange with a spammer who offered to cut him in on a hot deal.
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Comments • 21 076

  • Terrakinetic
    Terrakinetic 8 hours ago

    Looks like Woody Allen got around.

  • YahudahThe LionKing
    YahudahThe LionKing 8 hours ago

    Best graph chart ever!!!

  • wayne wayo aveyard
    wayne wayo aveyard 8 hours ago

    worried about being mean to scammers. they are the scum of the earth

  • luminair11
    luminair11 10 hours ago

    Scary bit about this is that these spammers out of spite could sent me something with a never knows! Still funny video!

  • iloveboyz27
    iloveboyz27 12 hours ago

    The fact that he got a standing O 😂😂😂😂

  • art vincent espinas
    art vincent espinas 12 hours ago

    bonsoir, my gold nugget, bonsoir

  • Peggy Drew
    Peggy Drew 17 hours ago

    90 % of Ted Talks are just people co opting some subject they ere involved in, in order to show off , look attractive and try to get laid by an audience member.

  • Miojo Gourmet
    Miojo Gourmet Day ago

    Ted talk is gay

  • Savonyé Dubay Bear

    This guy is fucking racist. Makes me sick. Someone dox this guy, he’s never workin in this town again.

  • Steven Jennings
    Steven Jennings Day ago

    Your videos are very addictive. Answer this message for a free trial of Your Awesome and that's it...

  • Hayden Lau
    Hayden Lau Day ago

    *Come with me on my stupid fucking journey*

  • Gorilla Yo
    Gorilla Yo Day ago

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  • TUG: The Unnamed Guy

    How do you get these emails? I want them but I haven’t gotten any.

  • WebJek
    WebJek Day ago

    Extract email from FB

  • Daren Gauthier
    Daren Gauthier Day ago

    Not even really that funny this time, but you'll get them next time

  • Srečko Lavrič
    Srečko Lavrič 2 days ago

    You are so funny and intelligent... I have tears in my eyes from laughing.

  • Duc Quynh Bui
    Duc Quynh Bui 2 days ago

    no woman no cry

  • Charisse Savier
    Charisse Savier 2 days ago

    Anyone is instantly more attractive with an accent. I am convinced of this. I get so enamoured with the accent I forget to pay attention to what he's saying, but this was pretty funny.

  • Jose Juanjo
    Jose Juanjo 2 days ago

    Garth, wayne is looking for you..............geek party time,

  • Insanity
    Insanity 2 days ago +1

    If Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys had a Diet.

  • Duc Quynh Bui
    Duc Quynh Bui 2 days ago


  • Justin Y.
    Justin Y. 2 days ago +1

    I replied to spam email. r/madlads

  • Jetz Playz
    Jetz Playz 2 days ago

    Weee woooo weee wooooo
    Spelling police: I will be so happy if the deal goes well, as I am going to get a good commission as well.

  • ian2958
    ian2958 2 days ago

    I just got an email from Charles Odonkor - is he related to Solomon ?

  • firstfire508
    firstfire508 2 days ago


  • Lisa Kempson
    Lisa Kempson 2 days ago

    I was expecting some scientific explanation of how scammers scam and how responding affects you...I was pleasantly disappointed by the video.

  • Entense Vibez
    Entense Vibez 2 days ago +1

    If you want to know how to be a millionaire subscribe to my channel and donate 20 dollars to my paypal

  • Sir Miss a Lot
    Sir Miss a Lot 3 days ago

    He looks like Charlie Puth

    SOURAV DAS 3 days ago

    Is he making this up?

  • SOLO
    SOLO 3 days ago

    when ur name is Solomon

  • Sub to me idk why
    Sub to me idk why 4 days ago +1

    Wow this guy soo knows his crowd.

  • nick reakoff
    nick reakoff 4 days ago

    This isnt the first time ive shipt bullion my friend!... i like to think of that as a sophisticated way of say "i talk alot of bullshit".. i may steal this quote haha

  • Liizen
    Liizen 4 days ago

    This guy is gold!

  • Sheepsville Wales
    Sheepsville Wales 4 days ago

    I always like to play along with scammers...

  • Beth King
    Beth King 4 days ago

    Laughing so hard!! I could listen to this guy all day!😂

  • Rob Kukoc
    Rob Kukoc 4 days ago

    This guy is very entertaining

  • Debjit Chatterjee
    Debjit Chatterjee 4 days ago


  • Andre YouTube
    Andre YouTube 4 days ago

    who else thought it says james charles instead of james veitch

  • nemo
    nemo 4 days ago

    TED is a front organization for the diabolical Bilderberg group . It is a cult and you have been sucked in . Now after you have been scared shitless by what should have been obvious to you 20 years ago , you are going to sign up for TED email and text announcements . Then you will get malware from TED which will make it easier for "big brother" to spy on you and disappear you .

  • Carrie Sue George
    Carrie Sue George 4 days ago

    Your so adorable

  • Thị Chí Công Trương

    What an interesting topic. Love this idea

  • Panda Music
    Panda Music 5 days ago

    my dad is a hedgfund manager. hahahaahaha peons....

  • Nikola Tesla
    Nikola Tesla 5 days ago

    OK TheXvid, I will watch this alright

  • Ultimate Man
    Ultimate Man 5 days ago +1

    I did that a lot and still doing it to have fun. LOL, scammers should be obliverated out of the internet.

  • Fuhq Boi
    Fuhq Boi 5 days ago

    James Veitch sucks peepees

  • N.King
    N.King 5 days ago


  • Witchy Woman
    Witchy Woman 6 days ago

    So what is the guy at 7:10's problem? Unless his name is Soloman, I can't imagine anyone finding fault with what James is doing. Kudos to vigilante justice!

    • Zennon Szabo
      Zennon Szabo 4 days ago

      Witchy Woman he's kinda laughing later on. He's alright

  • Maus
    Maus 6 days ago

    Someone give this guy a hummus

  • L N
    L N 6 days ago +3

    This is pure gold. 😂😂🤣

  • Mark Pittman
    Mark Pittman 6 days ago

    Awesome! Awesome! Awesome!!!

  • Pamela Spitzer
    Pamela Spitzer 7 days ago

    No woman, no cry.. . 😂

  • Pedro Gonzalez
    Pedro Gonzalez 7 days ago

    epic 😁

  • the vanquished septic citizen

    i say how do u get scam emails to attack you ??????????

  • Abigail Bickerdike
    Abigail Bickerdike 7 days ago +1


  • Serhii Cho
    Serhii Cho 7 days ago


  • Maria Makinen
    Maria Makinen 7 days ago

    J. V.could make anything fun to listen to.( =

  • Dylan Mcgregor
    Dylan Mcgregor 7 days ago

    Yeee Bob Marley!

  • corvus13
    corvus13 7 days ago

    Is that Luna Lovegood in the audience?

  • Claire Kurronen
    Claire Kurronen 7 days ago

    This video is a great break from the james charles drama

  • Atwine Moses
    Atwine Moses 8 days ago

    I have played those games before, I though I was the only crazy one. Good Job...

  • The Botanical Doula
    The Botanical Doula 8 days ago +4

    I’ve seen this before but every time, I develop a bigger crush on @jamesvietch.

  • Fuhwohdah Ali
    Fuhwohdah Ali 8 days ago

    He looks like Tom Holland playing a nerd

  • Looch 1ner
    Looch 1ner 8 days ago

    this is a ted

  • UShouldBeGlad
    UShouldBeGlad 8 days ago

    And then every NPC stood up and clapped! #thathappened

  • Carlos Eduardo
    Carlos Eduardo 9 days ago

    Very very good!!

  • rem145
    rem145 9 days ago +1

    I’m actually eating hummus while watching this

  • rdz
    rdz 9 days ago +1

    Who thought the title was James Charles

  • as is
    as is 9 days ago

  • Bula Zamani
    Bula Zamani 9 days ago

    Bad idea. Attracting a scammer/ hacker’s attention might not have a happy ending.,

  • I play kazoo violently

    Ted's the finald boss that's why he never shows up in ted talks

  • Ambria Daniels Band
    Ambria Daniels Band 9 days ago +2

    Cute. Now I am going to watch my fav channel Gotcha the Cockatoo!

  • Bruce Chester
    Bruce Chester 9 days ago +1

    OMG This is HILARIOUS!!!!

  • VooDooTube
    VooDooTube 9 days ago

    < Shakes his happy VooDSoo stick ...Thank You

  • Debmalyadragon 5dey
    Debmalyadragon 5dey 9 days ago

    I thought i saw LUNA LOVEGOD

  • Yaseen Ahmed
    Yaseen Ahmed 9 days ago

    When they get to scammers to try to scam each other...

  • Stay Clashy
    Stay Clashy 9 days ago

    That british accent though...

  • Richard Tibbitts
    Richard Tibbitts 9 days ago

    This is a funny video, but the speaker needs to slow down and enunciate a little better. Silly English!

  • Rahul Nanwani
    Rahul Nanwani 10 days ago

    No woman, no cry

  • G for gamer
    G for gamer 10 days ago +1

    This man needs our respect. Period.

  • Slayer Player
    Slayer Player 10 days ago

    This is like a stand up routine.

  • Francoise Bowen
    Francoise Bowen 10 days ago


  • DavidbivɒⱭ
    DavidbivɒⱭ 10 days ago

    Stand up, Funny. 38,817,864 views Funny too.

  • Dragoon GT
    Dragoon GT 10 days ago +1

    I got scammed today :(
    But I have learned to not trust anyone on the internet

    • Dragoon GT
      Dragoon GT 9 days ago

      I really got scammed. It was in league of legends where it happened

    • Dreams from God
      Dreams from God 9 days ago

      Did you really? Or were you scammed into watching this video?

  • Ashley Hyne
    Ashley Hyne 11 days ago

    Solomon odongo. 'I know'. Sorry James what do you know? And also you're not a stand up so don't get flattered when nerds laugh at your routine.

  • 80's Girl
    80's Girl 11 days ago +2

    Bonsoir, my golden nuggets, bonsoir.

  • PrAKtikal Nurse
    PrAKtikal Nurse 11 days ago

    If y'all ever do this again, I want an invite!! 🤣🤣🤣👍👍

  • Kayti T
    Kayti T 12 days ago

    Best TED ever!

  • Feanor Silva
    Feanor Silva 12 days ago

    This was wonderful. Now, is there an app for this? Can I direct all my Spam emails to an app that will engage the Spammer with similar silliness?

  • Manaphy099
    Manaphy099 12 days ago +238

    My brother got a text from a scammer so he spoiled endgame for them

  • CanndyDrive Gaming
    CanndyDrive Gaming 12 days ago

    Is like i been here before

  • CanndyDrive Gaming
    CanndyDrive Gaming 12 days ago

    Cover up all the puzzles 🧩

  • T3 M0
    T3 M0 12 days ago


  • Amany El Gabry
    Amany El Gabry 12 days ago

    I love how James Veitch was describing what happened when he got an email fro SPAM!!!!

  • WolfbloodWarrior Games

    6:40 this looks like a game of Mad Libs

  • Вера Антонов


  • This Is America
    This Is America 13 days ago

    I’m waiting for the next spam email

  • Phuque2
    Phuque2 13 days ago

    He is NOT wasting their time, he is wasting his life. He's also a total waste of oxygen. Yawn...

  • Spencer Davis
    Spencer Davis 13 days ago

    so funny

  • Morning Glory Garden
    Morning Glory Garden 13 days ago

    You are correct sir, I have always wanted to do this.

  • Fulufhelo Netshivhambe

    No woman no cry 😭😂😂this is funny