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I still wish I could find that one part where Colin is plugging something, I think Unconstitutional (or The Toosh as he called it) and Jimmy says "I hope there's a fire in the theater" and Colin says "but somebody could be seriously injured!"It's a little sad because I liked Norton for a long time, but Colin is a thousand times the comedian that Jimmy ever was, and Jimmy's celebrity worship and weird touchiness is pathetic.
Well, Charles Dutton is a killer.
Jim stabs everyone in the back who took him along for the ride, what a piece of shit.
Jimmy gets the comics on the show, the worm gets a pass.
Jim is a comedian who is below vos's level these days
@Mr.SmithGNR Smith Love how retards like you who can't even type a single sentence feel like they need to bash a guy that made it lol Fucking lowlife degenerate
@Mr.SmithGNR Smith YIMMY IS A GOOD BOY! FUCK YOU! DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MY BOY LIKE THAT YOU N-BOMB!
Norton’s always been a worm, literally, but he’s made you douchebags laugh for yrs...you wouldn’t be listening To these if you hated him. I’m not a fan of his stand up either...he’s fast as hell now n conversation though
Jim has always been a terrible comedian. He's good on the radio though, despite all the hate he's getting lately
I love Norton but his views on history and the constitution are fucking atrocious, sometimes hes so stupid
Leet Skeet a step below Bill Burr in leftie lunacy
Colin unanimously winsl
Norton sounds like a broad.
@Care Bear Wait,I thought Jim is into yellow treats,not shit.
Brockton Ma. HE IS ONE....you have Nooo idea how sick this fraud really is....🤢Why do you think he is in his 50s and single...most people don’t like feces eaters...he has a very dark soul...something really sick happened in his child hood...that split his/ her personality’s....Today I don’t find him funny at all...and the Jim & Sam Show is beyond boring..He is a horrible interviewer..👀
I feel like everyone bashing Jimmy here is just listening to Colin going "FUCK YEAH COLIN, TELL THAT FUCKING UNFUNNY FAGGOT WORM FUCK" without realizing he's just breaking his balls and they're actually friends lol. You 12 year olds.
yeah, but some of this shit is real
@Shaz Miller I disagree. And I'm not even taking Jimmy's side over Colin, I love Colin, but if you think Colin is being serious I dont think you understand the relationships that all these guys have. Except Opie who is the real unfunny. worm.
they're friends, but that doesn't mean jim's not a disgusting worm that colin can't see through.
17:40 skip the twitter feud
Colon Quinn is a national treasure
Norton really is the annoying little bitch baby boy he constantly accused others of being. It’s fucking hilarious.
Jimmy unfollowing everyone is so embarrassing. What a baby boy.
1:52:00 louis ck
The bill of rights is an evolving document Jim, you retarded "right-winger."
@Through The Trash Darkly Jim never stated he was a right winger. You sound like one of those retarted people who can't understand the concept of having some believes that fall on the right, and others that fall on the left. You don't have to completely go with one side on every issue dummy. It's called thinking for yourself.
@Daniel Bigg No clue, I think the dichotomy is mostly bullshit, but Jim likes to sit around shitting on liberals, shitting on left-leaning countries like Canada and act like this big patriot stereotype but here he is, as usual, being a hypocritical lil worm.
[CiG] well he’d be a left winger then right?
The argument that the 2nd amendment was about different guns is redundant. By that logic, you have no freedom of speech when you use anything other than paper print.
@Erin Dewan Are you arguing against something I've said or just putting an argument here for its own sake?
It’s such a dumb argument and I don’t understand how anyone thinks it works... America was created by rebelling against the ruling British power, a government that kept people down. Guns were promised, not just for hunting, but for the people to defend themselves against a corrupt and/or totalitarian government. (If need be)A people that possesses guns will help to keep a government in line. You can’t expect people to keep their country free with rifles when the government has an endless array of high powered weaponry. The people need freedom to possess weapons that could give them a fighting chance.If you think that the government which endlessly increases in size and scope will never become oppressive, you’re crazy.
I could honestly see that becoming a supported mainstream argument in the not too distant future.
Worm Morton’s a creepy unfunny phony twat!!
used to be funny
In retrospect, Colin was always right in every dispute with Norton
Does anyone have the timestamp of when Colin compares Norton to an old man giving a speech at a wedding? the funniest shit ever
Maxim Elizarev I already found it. It’s in Colin Quinn vs. Jim Norton part 1, around 2:39:00
It was about Vos, Quinn vs Vos comp from john berry, i'll try to find it for u.
I hate Jimmy's caustic "aaahhhh" in between sentences.. And his fake raspy voice. But his characters are funny.
daily reminder that jim stole chip from the jerky boys
He's such a little fucking worm. I seriously hope he meets a painfully violent end.
It's enough that he's slowly dying of AIDS
@Zach Boblitt Most likely reason he'd end up in a robe drinking broth will be tranny spunk and the unclipped cocks of gentlemen of color.
@GentlemanBystander Is broth a street name for tranny spunk?
He's going to end up in a robe drinking broth.
Yea, a head on collision with you...
Jim Norton is a real piece of shit. Yuck.
Jimmy is so gay
Ob5oLeTe one time an entire group of yt commenters/fans, spent litteral months arguing the case for jims heterosexuality against me. Compared to these days its a laugh how popular opinion has changed, and how sheepish people are.
Colin’s billy deangelo comment fucking killed me
The description of jimmy as a worm is the most accurate thing ever and shell-less turtle loool rip patrice
1:13:38 Opie with the insightful input
Lawyer Jim fucking sucks.
I hate Jim's "serious explanation" voice. It's so obviously bullshit, but he thinks it's great.
Jimmy's pompous attitude and cadence in that melodramatic twitter mass unfollowing explanation is infuriating. Douchey little gloworm.
I'm not understanding why exactly Jim doesn't seem to understand that for at least in the beginning of the audio Colin is clearly cracking jokes but jim keeps responding as if they're serious criticisms or complaints
@SubGrappling 805 linga longa lol very true
JCPatten Very Lady Di-esque...and it absolutely should have been called out.
JCPatten Colin gets under his skin in a very interesting way.
If Norton accepted his stupidity he wouldn't bother me so much. But the fucking hubris that infests every area of his deformed perverted soul is revulsing. Colin was obviously feeling a little insecure that his final chance at success would fail, and regretting including this hack. Then Jim starts pretentiously explaining why he asked a normal actress if she shaved her pussy, as if he's anything more than an idiotic creep.
Old hack mumbles cant understand half of it.
@PanasonicTooth maybe he's from shitfuckistan
Your brain is shit then
shut up norton
The first segment of this video is rough. Jim comes off like a self-aggrandizing scorned woman. Yeesh. It's a comedy show, dummy. Stop getting your feelings so hurt.
For a guy apart of the cellar crowd, he has thin skin
I just realized how many times Colin says "I like the fact....." Haha!
You need to understand the nature of duality , ying and yang , the chessboard , black vs white , good vs evil . Oneness is the harmony of such things . Questions need to be asked before enlightenment ....Why do Tibetans set themselves on fire ? What did Jesus mean by a second baptism through fire ? Who steers the ship ? What direction is the ship heading ? If the earths magnetic (ying/yang) poles are shifting , how does that effect the ships compass ?Who steers the ship ?Why does the early bird catch the worm ?Why do seagulls follow ships ? What is a pest ? What is a parasite ?Who's blood is the most thirst quenching ?What is a virus ? If you were to cast a Django Unchained type of race baiting film who would you cast as the stereotypical villain ? A blonde haired blue eyed man or a Tunisian knifefighter ? Think big picture . The rabbi whole is deep . Think big picture . Who took a Big Picture in TIME SQUARE New York that changed reality as we know it ?Think Big Picture.
12 year old twitter BS but it's always good when Colin steps on the mollusc...
hahahahaha Norton is shaped like any container you pour him into.
2:06:55 Colin's statement
That godfather that Colin did was hilarious“ Your nothing to me now, your not a brother, your not a friend of the family, i don’t want to see you at the comedy cellar, I want to know in a day in advance”😂
So good to hear the hatchling getting bashed.
At least colin is still funny
4:25 Colin realizes this fun bit is now real
i love this shit, great laugh
Little Jimmy is a homo.
Fuck you, you hateful piece of shit. He's Bi-homo. As in, by the way, he's a homo.
Yeeesss xD and in denial
14:50 colin just ignores opie.. good..bitch tits is worthless
Dear John Berry, Sir, please continue your work on these types of broadcasts. We all enjoy your work very much, but you seem to have forsaken us for quite some time now. I hope you didn't die, but if so, then RIP.
YT shadow banned my 'Martial Law in 15 Minutes' vids. Around Sept 15 they dropped from 200 to 400 views every 48 hours to only 10 or 15. It has stayed that way since. I am still fucking pissed off about it. GO TRUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
59:05 when Opie says he doesn't know why he and Anthony change their personas when guest arrive infuriates me, it's because you have no loyalty to people that add to the show.
Oh, can you "be really dark" with a woman Jim? What a unique sexual animal you are.
PanasonicTooth That whole sequence of bullshit REALLY aggravated me. He said nothing but repeated it 87 times in a really sickening and irritating tone of voice. Is it really any surprise that this creepy little chinless homunculus can't hang onto a chick for very long?
PanasonicTooth Like... blackface?
"it wasn't a fuck you to everyone""I was like fuck everyone"Jim Norton, five minutes apart. What a little worm
Colin was entirely right about that creep.
Murk the jerk tss tss.
lol you sad comment hounds really are pathetic
"Why do you think I didn't go on a motherfuck everybody thing?" 10:38
1:37:26 Colin Quinn calling out o and a being cocksleeves in interviews makes me so happy
Bit of a knee-jerk reaction there, mate.
Were they watching a tape of Norton at the end or was it just an audio they were listening to?
Colin holds a phone to his ear like a psychopath.
Its like he's a secret service agent about to let someone important get assassinated.
"I understand I was being trashed on air. yesterday. by that creep, norton"
Colin Quinn is the greatest man in the world.
here we see colins prophecy in effect. jim is wormy as ever
"Im the victim! You unfollowed me on Twitter!" LMFAO!! Fuckin Colin!
Colin's catch phrase is, "So I heard you guys were trashing me..."
You just know he’s about start bombing the shit-talker as soon as he walks in (like the time after Ant trashed him for helping Seinfeld with his car problem).
Jack Scullin every time he opens with that I’m already laughing
SPQR (Senate & People of Rome) Collin Quinn, King of the obscure history reference.
43:00 -- oh Jimmy....how do ya let Ant hammer you on that silly, friendly little 2nd Am "discussion".....Ant's little pompous, soft, condescending delivery...."do we throw the entire document away because they owned slaves? would that, uh, be smart Jimmy?" what a funny guinea that Cumia was....sounded halfway smart but that's what you get when you sit next to Gregg Hughes, a remarkably stupid man.
KaiserSchuldig George Washington would be popping off a fully automatic carpet bombing GPS and flir assisted machine gun hahaha
Shut the fuck up you limp wristed leftist faggot. The founding fathers saw fucking gatling guns mowing people down, if they saw what we had now they'd pop a freedom boner.
MOD NJ i love anthony but this is true.
Yeah, that whole 1st amendment thing has become a bit antiquated, so we're trying to do away with that too. I thought I'd be long gone before we descended into full on government controlled automatons, but we're heading there faster than I thought, and picking up speed at a frightening pace.
"Norton is shaped like any container you pour him in" remind me of how much the world misses Patrice
ichiban308 greatest Patrice line of all time right there.... I wish Patrice was still there for that Paula Dean/Matt Lauer thing....I forgot how despicable Lauer was... detracted me from how great Colin v Jimmy clips are.
I love how Collin actually accurately dessimates people accurately
That's cool how you copy Colin's cadence.
I love how you spell "decimate" like a foreign exchange student from Bangladesh
Cold Case New England Do you appreciate his accuracy?
With typical fuckhead liberal reasoning, Larva Norton just takes two random facts about the founders, and acts like they must either both be regarded as indicative of the times or valid and applicable today. Who gives a fuck if the founders had slaves? It isn't a matter of them writing it, it's a matter of whether or not something is an obvious right that government which was intended to be, in the language of the founders, the servant of the people, has no place infringing upon. The constitution didn't bestow any rights on anyone. It was supposed to protect rights that existed in the first place. Given the rate of black incarceration, even while they aren't imprisoned for over half the murders they commit, does it not stand to reason that if they were going to be here they would have to be in bondage in order for things not to go to shit as they have even with a high percentage of them in prison?
hugh jass.,.,lol,.,. 100% agree
Yet libbies never want to apply their reasoning to anything else. If the Second only applies to muskets, then the First must only apply to newspapers and town criers.
People find different ways to contribute to society.Some people donate to charity, work for public interest groups, or serve in the military.You post endless textwalls about nothing.Way to go, champ.
The worst thing about all these comedians on the radio is that none of their actual acts are anywhere near as funny as them just sitting around ripping on each other.
Yeah, Colin was rough live when i saw him do standup, but the one man shows are really good, probably because they're more conversational. I think youre dead on about Louis too, he seems to sit back and wait for his moment to "bring the funny" but Patrice could just sit there all day being funny as hell.
I think the issue is natural comedic talent vs writing talent and career issues. Colin may be the funnies one, but he's obviously got some issues translating it into writing. Patrice was the same, Maybe Otto Petersen too. And I think Louis is the other side of the spectrum. Shameless and Chewed Up were written brilliantly, better than Louis ever is in conversation. I think George Carlin was the same.
Got tickets to see Louie's new hour, first time seeing him live!!
Have you seen them in real life? I hear they're funnier if you see them live
Bill Burr is also pretty good and amazing on radio.
whenever norton says anything serious i wonder how he can have even as much as 1 fan
Colin: "Why don't we play nightcrawlers anymore, Jimmy?"
michi k its funnier when you realize that colin was thinking of himself as Danny devito
michi k has to be a reference
is that a reference to sunny in philadelphia or does that really exist?
Colin Quinn vs are my favorite clips on the internet. Please make more of them you beautiful wonderful lovely person!
Yes they really are a treat.
man, if this isn't a joke, Colin Quinn is a baby. Also, Jim Norton goes roundabout ways of explaining things and it's always convoluted and overblown.
You're a baby
Compare this clip to the unfunny train wreck the show has become now. Can you see Vic Henley or Sherrod Small being even 10% as funny as this? NO WAY!
Global Jay theres one from like 2011 with Sherrod on it and the few times he talks he just bombs. i think its "comedy wheel of death" or whatever with Bobby, Colin, and vos
1:51:00 Ant REALLY hurting Colins feelings.
Yup. It almost got uncomfortable
Jim would do that Sineade Oconor joke today.
@michi k You're right. He's tried his best, but he's fundamentally a retarded creep.
PrivateAckbar 80% of his act is self-deprecating jokes, so of course he would.
jim does all of that crap lol just with a deeper voicecant change who u are even if its retarded
jimmy norton the no friends kid
Jim Norton just thinks he's the bees knees... what a cottage cheese-eating tranny blanket of a scoundrel he is - i wish i had an atom smasher so i could go back in time and smash his face with it.
Leave my Jimmy alone
+Joshua Roberts haha classic
I can assure you sir an atom smasher is not necessary.
you are right, i lost an arm in the war.
You typed that one handed, I imagine.
Colin is the greatest. These videos and the Colin vs. Vos videos are the best.
So, Jim's a cuck, but I think that's a compliment to him.
Well, the thing about the term "cuck" is that it's usually meaningless. It's basically just another term for swinging. Because not everyone who does it does it out of a humiliation fetish. Many do it to watch their wife, usually, have something degrading done to herself. That's what Patrice did. And he fucked other women too.
+JohnI don't think what Patrice did is being a cuck. He got something in return which is considered swinging.
baalzebub5000 He's the Coolest Cuck Cockin'
Of course he is. He pretty much wears it on his sleeve and has admitted it before. Even Patrice has done that, by the way. He called it "watching your girl get smashed".
Jimmy trying to get political makes me bite my lips 'til they deflate.He always talks about how people with no entertainment experience take down comedy and yet he goes after guns, not only knowing anything about them, but with a MUCH more qualified speaker in the room...
I don't mind his opinions, but I LOATHE the gravitas with which he says them like he's a scholar. He's a know-nothing know-it-all.
Jimmy's politics have offended both my conservative and liberal sides. Like when he implied the US never backed dictators. Of course we do that shit! All we do is back dictators! But I love him.
I just want to listen to these guys bashing each other on their old bits forever...
CQ vs The gang's interview skills
CQ vs Patrice, please.
Marcvs Fvrivs Camillvs that benefits line was classic
"WHERE MUH BENEFITS!""Shave that fucking horrible moustache.""He looks like a fucking Newark rioter from the 1960's.""He looks like Fats Williams and you're letting him talk!"
BirdyLegs Patrice was a lot like Colin. You could maybe do a Patrice vs Jimmy. But Patrice didn't let out his depression like Colin did.
should just be Patrice vs the world
colin and patrice were on together only a few times i think.
hahahaha "Mint tea!!" what an arsehole lil' Jimmy is haha
That is actually disgusting.I would be so skeeved out at ingesting Norton's saliva, considering his ...hmmm....indulgences.
Colin vs Colon - Thank You Mr. Berry - Sui generis. I assume, Bawby is next?
CQ vs Bobby Kelly
Young Jimmy sounds like Bobo with either energy or ecstasy, or both.
When people complain about how O&J is nothing but boring conversations and shitty celeb interviews I just think 'don't you remember the last couple of years of O&A'? Just add Anthony and the callers shouting at each other about race, taxes, politics, etc. The shitty celebrity interviews and tip toeing around them is ALL Norton, you can't blame Opie for that. Colin really bashes him so accurately.
Jimmy tells Colin it wasn't a fuck you move that he un-followed Colin... saying he's not that good at being passive-aggressive... yet minutes earlier, he said he unfollowed ppl just as a big fuck you to them all....
Don't you think it's also bleuuurg that CQ didn't get back to Jim about his show?
+renewer yeah, that whole conversation (on Jimmy's end) had me cringing. bleuuuurg.
+renewer He's a worm, lovable, but still a worm.
1:32:32 "Alright guys Allah Akbar see ya."Colin caught me off guard, laughed harder then i should've.
+CaptainPijak ayee thanks mate now other people can enjoy it too
As far as Jim Norton's "profound" argument against the constitution being taken seriously, for one thing, the weapons to which civilians had access were the same as those which the military used. They didn't outlaw nor restrict ownership of gunpowder despite the fact that they were well aware of this V for Vatican terrorist plot thexvid.com/video/lBVrPurrqCw/video.html Also, as I think Anthony was alluding to, the second amendment doesn't give anyone the right to own anything. It is an acknowledgement, a delineation of the fact that yes, that is one of the rights that people have insofar as the fact that government has no right to prevent it is concerned. People have the right to own whatever they want with no government at all in the sense that no government has the right to restrict such ownership, but just as no one interprets this to mean that a child should be allowed by his or her family to buy a gun at the age of two, nor did the founders interpret freedom to mean sameness in terms of rights for all people, so should the natural role and function of each person as a human being dictate whether or not he or she actually possesses a certain freedom by nature. As for slavery, given that the prison population demographics show that it is necessary to keep many blacks in bondage, and the negative influence free blacks as a general group have exerted upon every western world nation in which their influence has been evident due to the prevalence among them of functioning on the basis of emotion and sensation rather than truth and fairness, it is difficult to say that slavery was definitely unjustified, and in fact, it undoubtedly ensured that many blacks did not wind up becoming tremendously violent murderers as they would have if left to their own devices in Africa, which is not to say they didn't have it within them, but that they were largely prevented from manifesting it, and I say this as someone who is descended from black slaves among others, and I am not vilifying all blacks, as I am aware of the decency and empathy of some.The reason that women, gays, and blacks are portrayed as having been so unfairly persecuted is because those responsible for creating that impression want to destroy the existing system (www.thezeitgeistmovement.com/) and they know that the aforementioned, who were always kept under control as the norm among most of humanity, if they were present at all, will accomplish that for them by way of consistently increasing their influence upon the western world's values and practices. That is the reason they have always been kept in positions of subservience!! Everyone knew that they would otherwise destroy everything!! It was recognized that these groups, by and large, don't have any sense of the importance of justice/fairness, and that they will act on the basis of emotion, on the basis of what gives them good feelings or bad feelings, responding positively to the former and negatively to the latter, REGARDLESS OF WHAT IS ACTUALLY DESERVED(!!!) instead of instituting the standard of justice and having people regard the truth as being of supreme importance.Has anyone else noticed how similar Anderson Cooper's reactionary, bitchy personality is to that which is demonstrated by Barack Obama in the Between Two Ferns segment he did? I understand the latter was probably joking to some extent, but nonetheless, to manifest something so similar means that you can identify to a degree with the mindset of a person. Am I insinuating that Barack Obama is gay? Absolutely not. He was obviously subject to high prenatal testosterone. However, given the great femininity of heterosexual white females combined with the high level of the primary female hormone estradiol within black males, a child resulting from such a coupling is bound to be more inclined toward restlessness, insecurity, and emotion-based functioning.And of course, those who are convinced that such ideas are overly simplistic just because they want and/or expect things to be more complicated and esoteric than they really are, a trap into which many intelligent but deceived persons fall, with my having been one of them for most of my life, will dismiss such straightforward reasoning entirely. It is somewhat ironic that they would do so, given that scientists often do the same thing. They come to hold to a position based on the fact that something follows logically, though they have not confirmed that it is definitely true.
Ok so yes and disorder is an interesting word.
@Sam Bbk That ideology, or those responsible for it, are the reason I suffer as you could never imagine every moment of every day, and that cannot be denied regardless of whether one believes the obvious dismissive claim as to what it is, which doesn't account for most of what it entails, or comes to understand and accept the truth about it. Either way, they are the cause. They are the cause of the marginalization of those who are legitimately out of their minds, because they and those like them from millennia ago brought disease and disorder into existence as detriments with which mankind is plagued.
How does this ideology affect your life? Not at all, moderately, you are driven by it?
@Sam Bbk Then what reference were you talking about? The Zeitgeist Movement? Those are the world communists I was talking about.
Mmm. I wasn't talking about the 'gunpowder plot videos'.Why did you bring that up?Oh....I get it. I bothered to actually read your drivel and responded to it. You are for some reason unable to do the same..People with power are interested in retaining power.Btw do you feel persecuted against (I don't need personal details)?
This will not be accepted by the average product of both a follower mentality and inculcation into the ways of the western world of the past hundred years or so, but a major falsehood which is believed to be true among many nowadays is that people need to delve into their deepest desires in order to be honest with themselves, when the fact of the matter is that, as ignorant and/or stupid as it will likely seem to those who have come to accept that acquisition of all knowledge possible by human beings is an intrinsically self-justified and thorough positive thing, people aren't supposed to know that much about what they would do or how far they would go, as it isn't important to what human beings really are and the mode of existence for which we were intended.
Kissai Sith Jen'ari uwotm8?
Holy shit Colin is like Jim Nortons weakness
+BadVoodo0 As Patrice said, Colin is the head of their rat pack.
+BadVoodo0 yes lol he exposes him for the sack of shit he is
Colin is a Twitter victim.
the whole show lost its touch after patrice died,they all seem disinterested and bored,and ant just acts like he doesnt want to be there,i wish it could've been vos and not patrice
Damn, the set of balls on Colin. Rewriting a movie as an extra.. damn.
ON IMDB: colin quinn. onlooker at mansion. crocodile dundee II. 1988
As much as I love Jimmy he doesn't stand a chance against Colin. Patrice is the only one that gave Quinn a fight.
Quinn did not come out on top 90% of the against Patrice
billybob thornton Quinn did not come out on top 90% of the against Patrice.
billybob thornton Wasn't it Matt Lauer called bewildered?
Yeah, because that fat funny black fuck was always niggardly when it came to letting people talk.