Took My Uber Driver on a Date (pt2)

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  • Published on Mar 22, 2019
  • Shooting my shot w/ an Uber Driver... again.
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  • Gacha Potato
    Gacha Potato Day ago

    Um no I've never had a oovoo javer
    (͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°) (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

  • cop kid
    cop kid Day ago

    Grab purchase uber grab is like uber but not in america

  • First Last
    First Last Day ago

    One of ur stories got me a girlfriend it expired me to do it

  • FrAnk Scott
    FrAnk Scott Day ago

    He took his ovo Javier on a date again1!!1!1!1!1!1

  • Jackthelizard
    Jackthelizard Day ago

    Yo swooz: Wha da GIF do?

  • BoyZee
    BoyZee Day ago

    “THATS MY WIFE!”
    TOP TEN WTF ANIME PLOT TWISTS 🤣😂

  • Conspiracy queens
    Conspiracy queens 2 days ago

    nobody:
    uber driver:
    swoozie: dont give me 0 stars or i will cry

  • Conspiracy queens
    Conspiracy queens 2 days ago

    uber driver:
    swoozie: lets go out

  • just monika
    just monika 2 days ago

    Ayy I haven't watched you in 2 years I'm so sorry!

  • Switch Fan94
    Switch Fan94 2 days ago +1

    🧐hmmm sounds like a Sex Group wanting views on Pornhub:
    •Justine runs a few businesses and didn’t provide names
    •Group of high class people
    •Justine getting girls for the house
    •Finds A black man
    •Feeds the black man with drinks possibly drugging him
    •Going to an unknown house
    Good job Swoozie on keeping your eyes up. I’ve seen a lot of SVU and this sounds like a SVU type story.

  • LStar Gaming
    LStar Gaming 2 days ago

    Diego Martin gettin so shoot up now ah days we yuh lucky u gone u.s.a

  • Emerson Ottoline Quin

    Swoozie be more careful ok ? :(

  • Mitchell Moinat
    Mitchell Moinat 2 days ago

    Did you ever rent out MGM studios Disney World?

  • Malte Olsson
    Malte Olsson 2 days ago

    I just realized you’re in TheXvid rewind this year XD

  • ClearlyElemental
    ClearlyElemental 2 days ago

    But the real question is... did your Uber rating drop?

  • Sooper Dude
    Sooper Dude 2 days ago

    Reply when you became a fan of Swoozie! Been a fan since 2016

  • Max the fooball taco

    *k so I got off of breakfast*
    *then I wanted sum pussy so I got wha I wanted*

  • Jacob Walden
    Jacob Walden 3 days ago

    thexvid.com/video/Zwleken8gNM/video.html

  • Eddy
    Eddy 3 days ago

    🤔that's a scam they tryna rob you or kill ya bro, going missing giving ya drinks you better watch out! Sounds like a bar scam to me hbu you guys?

  • hailey andra
    hailey andra 3 days ago

    i just wanna know who paid the bill.....

  • Toxic Universe
    Toxic Universe 3 days ago

    Y'all I've seen Hostel. Good that you didn't go. Stay safe out there!

  • Keri
    Keri 3 days ago +1

    Not gonna lie, that sounds like a human trafficking ring. You should take her picture to the authorities and describe what happened to you. Maybe they'd investigate. Or at least report her to Uber and cut off her ability to pick up victims that way.

  • Cj2fresh
    Cj2fresh 3 days ago

    That’s 2 million could have been brought up to a 2 billion

  • gSNIPES2
    gSNIPES2 3 days ago

    How come u never last with any of these girls? Tell a long term relationship story

  • Naruto Jr.
    Naruto Jr. 3 days ago

    I really wanna know what they were gonna do

  • xd grimesgirl
    xd grimesgirl 4 days ago

    Ngl I thought the intro was an ad 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

    And the get out reference at the end got me dead💀

  • Alisa Holland
    Alisa Holland 4 days ago

    Two quotes I want to use. "Give me the address one time" and "Not today Satan".

  • SnackingOnAnts
    SnackingOnAnts 4 days ago +2

    Swoozie either dodged human trafficking or an orgy

  • Richard Nguyen
    Richard Nguyen 4 days ago

    This lady was doing some cardi b business

  • BJJMDOG
    BJJMDOG 4 days ago +1

    Dawg you passed up an opportunity for an orgy.

  • monstarr .x
    monstarr .x 4 days ago

    Human trafficking o.o

  • ilovejoevids proNivas

    Swoozie you get throught

  • Lucy EDWARDS
    Lucy EDWARDS 4 days ago +2

    No no no drinking foe me this is a Christian hotline😆😆😂😂

    • Lucy EDWARDS
      Lucy EDWARDS 4 days ago

      Thanks for my first two likes wait why is it blue

  • Pamela Lopez
    Pamela Lopez 5 days ago

    Swoozie do you play rainbow six siege you should make a video if you play

  • Ethan Flett
    Ethan Flett 5 days ago

    Bro you were in a mr beast video

  • 1nfin17y
    1nfin17y 5 days ago +1

    2:20 This is the moment that swoozie knew
    He fucked up thexvid.com/video/Bk3lknaWI9Q/video.html

  • Tectonic Turtle
    Tectonic Turtle 5 days ago

    This nigga met cardi B 😴

  • Golden Gucci
    Golden Gucci 5 days ago +9

    I think swoozie has got a bunch of girls in his dms

  • Lily Erwin
    Lily Erwin 5 days ago +2

    Swoozie omg we had to put my dog down today and ur vids are like the only thing making me laugh

  • Jonathan Schelberg
    Jonathan Schelberg 5 days ago

    #shanghainoon "uno mas"

  • Remy Williams
    Remy Williams 5 days ago

    Sooooooooo what did she say back?

  • Switch Fan94
    Switch Fan94 6 days ago +2

    6:58 This is a Christian Server

  • sadlife lol
    sadlife lol 6 days ago

    Im tired af

  • Aidan Swenson
    Aidan Swenson 6 days ago

    Ted Bundy is a serial killer.

  • Wulffy Jr.
    Wulffy Jr. 6 days ago

    Lemme cop dat instagwam son

  • Dasha Espinal
    Dasha Espinal 6 days ago

    •~• ❤️🎂

  • sheldon hamilton
    sheldon hamilton 6 days ago

    😂😂😂😂

  • Briheem Thompson
    Briheem Thompson 6 days ago

    Cant waot for Sunday😖😖

  • Posner Anime
    Posner Anime 6 days ago

    Pedophile: so how was the drink?
    Me: 6:06

  • SawRunner
    SawRunner 6 days ago +2

    Swoozie: this uber drives a 100 000$ ford
    Also Swoozie: *draws a mercedes*

    • Ostrid Everon
      Ostrid Everon 3 days ago

      hes didnt say ford he said car in a very weird accent
      like COOHR or somthing

  • T1C3
    T1C3 7 days ago

    O hell nah lol
    That's dat to good to be true scenario, plus the ghost drinking club, o nope nope nope

  • sean henderson
    sean henderson 7 days ago

    when you said she was getting more girls I thought we were about to have another how i nearly lost my v card story

  • NR SHAOWN
    NR SHAOWN 7 days ago

    Dammm 😂😂😂 You could be trapped 😆😆

  • David Doodles
    David Doodles 7 days ago +1

    9:11 Not today Satan!

  • A. A
    A. A 7 days ago

    I see the human trafficking business is still thriving

  • JUSTANGLEA
    JUSTANGLEA 7 days ago +1

    *sniff sniff*
    Smells like roofies to me 😂

  • Mistical Thoughts
    Mistical Thoughts 7 days ago

    “No no, no alcohol for me, this is the Christian hotline, bye”🤣

  • Ultramarine Waters
    Ultramarine Waters 7 days ago +4

    How did swoozie drop a video and I didn’t know???

  • T-Visor XYZ
    T-Visor XYZ 7 days ago +6

    Swoozie idk how you do it. Been a fan since 2014 and your level of storytelling is still consistent and amazing. Hilarious story btw, wish my life had some moments like that 😂

  • Kamal Sidik
    Kamal Sidik 7 days ago

    Swoozie my G keep it up, you be making my day every waking moment!

  • xd massamassa
    xd massamassa 7 days ago

    6:27 FACTS MY GUY

  • Riyaan Ibrahim
    Riyaan Ibrahim 7 days ago

    It’s so funny cause i just got an Uber ad rit before this

  • brittain stafford
    brittain stafford 7 days ago

    Wow fr you dodged a HUGE BULLET

    • ya2pir2gojlr
      ya2pir2gojlr 7 days ago

      can u explain the human trafficking more? how would that work in swoozies case

  • 123GO Studios
    123GO Studios 7 days ago +1

    4:45 you ain’t taking me to no secondary location

  • Mr.snipershot21 - Gameplays and vlog's

    does he take long to post bc it takes a long time to make this or he just does not want to ?

  • jiminniee
    jiminniee 7 days ago

    this was starting to sound like Get Out lmao

    • jiminniee
      jiminniee 7 days ago

      okay well you mentioned it like a minute later xD nvm

  • jonathan cazales
    jonathan cazales 7 days ago +5

    We need more Stacy from blockbuster

  • Emma Fetherman
    Emma Fetherman 7 days ago

    Bill Jensen would be proud

  • Sub Bot
    Sub Bot 7 days ago +2

    They wanted to leave the country with him

  • mars
    mars 7 days ago

    What’s TFti

  • Chilling in the comments

    G wagon G wagon G wagon G wagon G wagon

  • Wafflez !
    Wafflez ! 7 days ago +1

    shit I can’t imagine getting drunk. doesn’t it make your stomach feel weird and make you throw up?

  • Katherine Perez
    Katherine Perez 7 days ago

    I used to do lyft, not for the money, i was just bored

  • Brad Van
    Brad Van 7 days ago +21

    Fr fr this could’ve been a horror story if swoozie changed the music and everything lol

  • KP
    KP 7 days ago

    This is pure comedy 😂😂😂

  • KP
    KP 7 days ago

    😂😂😂 Blockbuster Woman Lmaoo

  • Jeanelle Bannerman
    Jeanelle Bannerman 7 days ago

    took my ovoo javer on a date

  • TheStimuli
    TheStimuli 7 days ago

    Swoozie only guy afraid of an orgy.

  • LUCAS CERBINO
    LUCAS CERBINO 7 days ago +47

    I feel like we need another part to this. So many unanswered questions!

  • Zig Znagol
    Zig Znagol 7 days ago

    Howlin Rays gonna make so much money

  • General Goldy Semper Fi future Marine

    See swoozie this why you need to keep a Glock or a Colt 1911 hidden in your underwear on safety cause 1 wrong move and your not having children and i swear this this only happens in LA

  • KingAssassin 00
    KingAssassin 00 7 days ago

    Boi get on my 5 star lvl

  • ᖙαиιɛƖ ツシ
    ᖙαиιɛƖ ツシ 7 days ago +1

    *I don't know no uber javer*

  • General Goldy Semper Fi future Marine

    I would just slowly get out and walk home

  • Apriya Corrothers
    Apriya Corrothers 7 days ago +1

    Include stacy from metro west more

  • Matilda Da Gacha Newb

    Get out is the best horror movie

  • Jake Paul
    Jake Paul 8 days ago

    Swoozie where you in Mr best youtuber batter because I sea the vido

  • Margot Blue
    Margot Blue 8 days ago

    PSSSST

    Swoozie my man
    I know you were in that 100k Battle Royale fight

    With balloons and other TheXvidrs

  • Ife Johnson
    Ife Johnson 8 days ago

    A

  • TAY-K 47
    TAY-K 47 8 days ago

    She gay swooz!

  • Jay Bae
    Jay Bae 8 days ago +2

    Had a similar situation happy. I faked drunk after pouring out drinks and almost got put in a random car. Not today satan!

    • Jay Bae
      Jay Bae 7 days ago

      +Ultramarine Waters thanks! people are crazy :/

    • Ultramarine Waters
      Ultramarine Waters 7 days ago

      Jay Bae Thank God you are ok!!

  • thatoneguy 95
    thatoneguy 95 8 days ago

    But what happened,and so what if U got shanked u would feel it like holy balls but sha won't die.

  • Golden Gucci
    Golden Gucci 8 days ago +8

    Who ever disliked should be ashamed this is good content

  • Red Gaming
    Red Gaming 8 days ago +1

    Hey swoozie where is FTW part 5

  • Bmore Queen
    Bmore Queen 8 days ago +1

    Damn, I was invested. I wanted to know what happened at that house. Like I wish we could ask one of the people that went.

  • Sweaty Mode
    Sweaty Mode 8 days ago

    I feel like there where going to play twister all night

  • Bosanac Bosanac
    Bosanac Bosanac 9 days ago

    Do a part 3

  • Most BEAUTIFUL Angel
    Most BEAUTIFUL Angel 9 days ago +3

    Bro I'm glad you didn't mess with her probably had a STD

  • minecraft MC
    minecraft MC 9 days ago

    1:17