Half in the Bag: Life and Power Rangers

  • Published on Mar 27, 2017
  • Mike and Jay talk about two wonderful new films while Jay prepares his vows for his gay wedding with a syphilitic elderly man who hasn't showered in 7 years and has disgusting genital warts on his decades old fecal encrusted taint.
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  • Seannyboy70
    Seannyboy70 23 days ago

    How about a Waititi reboot of Quincy M.E.?

  • ArlanKels
    ArlanKels 24 days ago

    Life made me so mad with just how stupid everyone was and how dumb everything was.
    It was dumb.
    Wait..the movie?
    Yeah that was dumb too.

  • Steve Smith
    Steve Smith 25 days ago

    Pretty sure I lost IQ points watching 'Life', but it was fu*king Shakespeare compared to 'The Cloverfield Paradox'.

  • The Grey Wanderer
    The Grey Wanderer 29 days ago

    I watched the Power Rangers movie when it came out on Netflix. I could compare it to the older Power Rangers stuff and sure enough it's the best one made so far. Because the bar was set so low...

  • René Sivertsen
    René Sivertsen Month ago

    0:48 woa...

  • AirBorneNS _
    AirBorneNS _ Month ago

    This was my first HITB and RLM video I had watched and I’m so happy it was it’s like the best one to start watching for beginners, and if you watch other RLM videos and come back to the first one you’ve watched it makes it funnier and better!😂😂

  • Draco Mundo Streams

    Don't worry, even power rangers fans fucking abhor the new movie. Its so boring and lifeless

  • DeepPastry
    DeepPastry Month ago

    Agree, the creature from "Life" was either too smart or too dumb. Too smart for how dumb it was, or too dumb for how smart it was.

  • TdF
    TdF Month ago


  • Intermezzo
    Intermezzo Month ago

    The crazy part is Krispy Kreme spent so much money on advertising in the movie while there are only 6 countries in the world where you can get their products! Compared to when Coca-Cola would invest that same amount, you can get their stuff everywhere except maybe 1 or 2 countries.

  • MrPooPooJohn
    MrPooPooJohn Month ago

    Stop weightlifter shaming, guys. 🏋️‍♀️ 😥

  • Jimmy Snow
    Jimmy Snow Month ago

    The outstanding part of this is that Rich eventually did appear on Ellen. And with Julia Roberts no less!

  • David Hudson
    David Hudson Month ago

    Mike did eventually get Plinkett on Ellen.

  • theprooblem
    theprooblem Month ago

    19:28 My new ringtone.

  • Tory Kluender
    Tory Kluender Month ago

    Yeah, maybe don’t make fun of my cowl. Assholes.

  • jack5590
    jack5590 Month ago

    Murder, She Wrote is awesome. Can't wait the cinematic universe.

  • Steve
    Steve 2 months ago

    I remember CHiPs.

  • Gerald Wyble
    Gerald Wyble 2 months ago

    That's kind of every idea Max Landis has though... Like he does do some things well, and he is not a stupid guy but... his big thing is taking other people's characters/universe/story and making a gritty fan-fiction out of it... even bright was I'm sure pitched as "The Lord of the Rings if that universe advanced to a gritty modern society."

  • Josh
    Josh 2 months ago

    I would love to see that Mama's Family reboot, but only if they got Vicki Lawrence to play Mama again.

  • RickRaptor105
    RickRaptor105 2 months ago +3

    Mike predicted that Rich Evans would be featured on the Ellen show

  • Brett Stamm
    Brett Stamm 2 months ago

    Pinky and Vajay, Pinky and Vajay, one is a genius, the others a vagina!

  • Alex K
    Alex K 2 months ago +1


  • Aljaž Glaser
    Aljaž Glaser 2 months ago +1

    Wait... You booked Rich on the Ellen DeGeneres Show?!

  • jakegetscake
    jakegetscake 3 months ago

    I actually liked life and I use to watch the power rangers show as a kid I remember the episode with the goo😂 lol but ya I didn’t bother to see the movie

  • Thread Bomb
    Thread Bomb 3 months ago

    "gelatinous piss" -- Jay Bauman, 2017.

  • Genjuro T.
    Genjuro T. 3 months ago

    I bet there are some weight lifters watching this... and they are sad now...

  • opsimathics
    opsimathics 3 months ago

    Christopher Nolan presents: Strawberry Shortcake *inception noises blaring in the background*

  • Remainder
    Remainder 3 months ago

    I will not recommend Life...death is all the rage right now anyway.

  • Kidan Kebede
    Kidan Kebede 3 months ago

    2:18 What are tetrabytes?

  • Nik Tartakovsky
    Nik Tartakovsky 3 months ago +1

    When Jay asked Mike if he recommends “Life” it felt like Mike was thinking about real life and had to honestly consider whether or not he thought life was worth living

  • PixelRelatedismyname
    PixelRelatedismyname 3 months ago +4

    I guess Mr. Plinkett finally got on Ellen DeGeneres

  • TM Emery
    TM Emery 3 months ago

    I really enjoyed "Life" and it bugs me how everything has to be described as a "rip-off" of something else nowadays. Movies are going to suck if we're ever limited to completely original ideas... because there aren't any.

  • Daniel Kenny
    Daniel Kenny 3 months ago

    Rich did eventfully get on Ellen, so I guess that means the half in the bag timeline is all true. If that’s case...oh no

  • I am the Walrus
    I am the Walrus 3 months ago

    Little did they know that Rich was going to be the one to appear on Ellen

  • cal marengeur
    cal marengeur 3 months ago +5

    This foreshadowed rich actually being on ellen. Im convinced they can see the future

  • muhammad kneophel
    muhammad kneophel 3 months ago

    Looks like you guys made it on Ellen

  • Kyle Dare
    Kyle Dare 3 months ago +1

    Gotta love how Rich really DID make it onto the Ellen show lmao

  • Kyle Hart
    Kyle Hart 3 months ago +2

    The Power Rangers movie’s plot sounds like it came from a table-top roleplaying game, like Dungeons and Dragons. Five completely different young people of completely different ethnicities and completely different personalities who, for reasons mostly within character, meet at the same place, get some cool quest, and have completely unique powers. After trials and tribulations where their individual abilities have at least one moment to shine, they finally defeat the big bad guy and become good friends.

  • Ray Valdez Photography
    Ray Valdez Photography 3 months ago

    the movie turned to ass right after they killed the black kid

  • Lunar Sovereign
    Lunar Sovereign 4 months ago

    my favorite thing bout the power rangers is in the original rita wakes up and attacks then zordon literally just says 'hey alpha get me 5 overbearing and overemotional humans' and that is literally their origin story.

  • damnryn
    damnryn 4 months ago

    Have you see CHIPS? Or Chef?!

  • Blackbeard Premium
    Blackbeard Premium 4 months ago

    Power rangers: end game

  • Emanuel Esparza
    Emanuel Esparza 4 months ago

    21:19 "And the girl was pink for having a pink pussy"?

  • matthew mummert
    matthew mummert 4 months ago

    So rewatching not Mr. Plinket was on ellen before that one guy they know Rich got famous in late 2018

  • InsanityShotgun
    InsanityShotgun 4 months ago +22

    You know, its funny, because Mr Plinkett did end up on Ellen...

  • searchoverload8
    searchoverload8 4 months ago

    Half in the Bag: the show where a fat guy and a scrawny wimp discourage people from being healthy.

  • Jocelyn Bernier
    Jocelyn Bernier 4 months ago +1

    That description gave me the most unpleasant of mental images. Thanks a lot, mike.

  • Jennifur68
    Jennifur68 4 months ago

    The Power of the Rangers compels you! The Power of the Rangers compels you! The Power of the Rangers compels you!

  • Secret Name
    Secret Name 4 months ago

    One of my favorite parts of this show is watching Jay crack up over Mike's jokes while Mike stares soullessly into the distance

  • Some Guy
    Some Guy 4 months ago +3

    At least rich got on the Ellen show.....

  • Smiggie Balls
    Smiggie Balls 4 months ago +2

    I love how Dick the birthday boy was on Ellen

  • Jokrr Face
    Jokrr Face 4 months ago

    Y not a beetle Borg's movie?

  • TwoTown
    TwoTown 4 months ago +7

    0:50 I think Mike submitted the wrong photo

    • Keith Richards
      Keith Richards 2 months ago +1

      Yeah weird how this stuff lines up sometimes...

  • FrankDaDeplorable
    FrankDaDeplorable 4 months ago

    Ill always love Kimberly

  • David R
    David R 4 months ago +1

    My wife and I went to see a movie (forgot which), but we accidentally went into the theater for CHIPS. We decided to just watch it. My God, that film was terrible.

  • XxDonLoboxX
    XxDonLoboxX 4 months ago

    The Life of the Mighty Morphing Star Trekkers... eating Chips.

  • marl boonyer
    marl boonyer 4 months ago

    the Newhart reboot... i'd pay to see that...

  • Vexatious Jabberer
    Vexatious Jabberer 4 months ago +2

    You guys called RedLetterMedia appearing on Ellen.

  • Eric Baker
    Eric Baker 5 months ago

    When talking about old tv show remakes like the rockford files, mamas family, you forgot to mention another one they should do: The Lone Ranger. That would probably be terrible.

  • Burnlan
    Burnlan 5 months ago +6

    RLM predicted Rich on the Ellen show

  • fredrick banks
    fredrick banks 5 months ago +2

    That mike. Instead of the engagement photo he sent the dick the birthday boy photo instead. What a shuckster

  • Rus Alexander
    Rus Alexander 5 months ago

    Oddly enough, these hack frauds wound up on the Ellen show recently. But it was due to Dick the Birthday Boy. How ironic that Rich Evans was their entrance towards mainstream acceptance...

  • NX Shrapnel
    NX Shrapnel 5 months ago

    Life wasn't a masterpiece but it was surprisingly solid and better than Prometheus or Alien: Covenant. And I freaking loved the ending.

  • Caulin Whitewater
    Caulin Whitewater 5 months ago

    1:36 he’s not going on the ellen show rich is

  • Ajay Dahl
    Ajay Dahl 5 months ago +1

    Who knew "Plinkett" would really end up on Ellen..

  • Dylan Follett
    Dylan Follett 5 months ago

    2:29 that spit take was flawless lol 😂

  • John N Liza Branch
    John N Liza Branch 5 months ago

    So at 3:10 Mike looks like Mr. Mr. Campbell who played Trelane on Star Trek TOS lol Just my Opinion lol Love your show

  • Nat M
    Nat M 5 months ago

    I feel like they found the mighty morphin power rangers fan dvd and decided to review the new power rangers just so they could use it

  • maxrivera38
    maxrivera38 6 months ago

    God the background music is not it

  • ChocolateNoodle
    ChocolateNoodle 6 months ago

    Should have had no origin story, start the movie off with a fight in progress, followed by a 3-minute INTRO WITH THE FUCKING SONG
    No one needs an origin story to understand Power Rangers

  • Saerain
    Saerain 6 months ago

    Surprised Dade Murphy still looks so young, though.

  • Shenaldrac
    Shenaldrac 6 months ago

    I can't wait for the gritty modern Golden Girls movie. They can use CG for all the ones that are dead.

  • I. Lili
    I. Lili 6 months ago

    I loved the Power Rangers tv show because i’m a 90’s kid but the movie was alright. It had a slow start and I wanted them to morph! And then they did and they looked weird and slow 😑 still my nostalgia wants more or another try at it 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • MultiBeerme
    MultiBeerme 6 months ago

    The one time I got pulled over by the CHP, I missed my chance to say, "You're not Eric Estrada."

  • DinosaurSatan
    DinosaurSatan 6 months ago

    Topical comment, I know, but man am I fucking glad I didn't waste any money trying to see a Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers movie in which it is *never* Morrphin' Time.

  • Archie Clarke
    Archie Clarke 6 months ago +1

    life: "it was fine then it ended"
    and i'm not talking about the movie.

  • MirumExMachina
    MirumExMachina 7 months ago

    I hope the big budget b movies take over cinema again

  • Stephen Frambach
    Stephen Frambach 7 months ago

    why does being a weight-lifter mean you're stupid T.T

    • Herbert Erdferkel
      Herbert Erdferkel 7 months ago

      you pretty much are stupid whenever you ruin your body with excessive weight training ... long known fact that it isnt healthy to go beyond training for fitness and do the socalled bulking, and i am not even talking about the hilarious painful accidents one risks with heavy weightlifting. Also training a lot usually means reading/learning less, a gym isnt known as good source for knowledge or intellectual arguments ;)

  • tauno talo
    tauno talo 7 months ago

    i would describe this power rangers movie as unwatchable junk.

  • Zachary Foster
    Zachary Foster 7 months ago

    Power Rangers was boring

  • MadScientist512
    MadScientist512 7 months ago

    "Would you recommend Life?", kinda missed an obvious opportunity for an extended joke there eg "it has a long running time, the plot's all over the place and makes no sense, oh, you meant the movie?"

  • 8bitGoku
    8bitGoku 7 months ago

    damn it, mike looks like a fat dave batista

  • Sianemwhites Elwhitoso
    Sianemwhites Elwhitoso 8 months ago

    I think Jay is talking about Ultraseven and Ultraman, amazing japanese tv shows. Watching a dude dressed as a robot kicking the ass of a guy in a monster rubber suit never gets old.

  • Undercover Giraffe
    Undercover Giraffe 8 months ago

    I’ve never seen jay laugh so much and I love it.

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    Logan Beaudoin 8 months ago


  • Theyungcity23
    Theyungcity23 8 months ago

    What makes him autistic? Autistic people are usually intellectually challenged.

  • Vaporize Jello
    Vaporize Jello 8 months ago

    Murder, She Tweeted. Genius.

  • S R
    S R 9 months ago +1

    Murder, She Twote

  • Steve Shaw
    Steve Shaw 9 months ago

    I really think Life is one of the better sci-fi films in recent memory, a good film with a great ending.

  • Chris Mill
    Chris Mill 9 months ago

    "Murder She Tweeted". Absolutely killed me.

  • Shi Ro
    Shi Ro 9 months ago

    Best spit take ever.

  • Spit Dragon
    Spit Dragon 10 months ago

    Like when Rita put herself in danger to get an awesome shot of a donut munch?

  • umbaupause
    umbaupause 10 months ago

    I wanna see Mighty Morphing Navy Seals now.

  • John Smithy
    John Smithy 10 months ago

    Jay’s “reaction” to Chips is still the most emotive I’ve ever seen him.

  • No Thanks
    No Thanks 10 months ago

    Transformer have source material. The comics, the cartoons, the movie!!!!! The characters had character!

  • TheBrendon67
    TheBrendon67 10 months ago

    “...How such a small town can cause me such misery.”
    That is not how anyone would respond to the emo girl doing her woe is me routine.

  • MaKilla Gorilla
    MaKilla Gorilla 10 months ago

    None of Mike's ideas are too stupid to be made

  • Bob Sloppy
    Bob Sloppy 10 months ago

    Life's twist ending was stoopid.

  • The Theater Anus
    The Theater Anus 10 months ago