NBA Star Blake Griffin vs. Jeff Ross - Uncut - Roast Battle III

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  • Published on Aug 29, 2018
  • For the Roast Battle finale’s main event, Roastmaster General Jeff Ross faces off against NBA All-Star Blake Griffin.

    About Roast Battle:
    Roast Battle pits two rising comics against each other in an all-out war before a panel of judges including Roastmaster General Jeff Ross. Childhood traumas may be dredged up, and painful divorces might be mocked, but these battles always end in a hug.

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  • Comedy Central
    Comedy Central  8 months ago +75

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    • william perkins
      william perkins 7 days ago

      Anthony says Nikki makes it hard. . . . YES! She did.

    • ТОТ САМЫЙ
      ТОТ САМЫЙ 2 months ago +1

      In my opinion Blake won,but i would of ended his last roast differently,i would of said"it does not matter what her name is"...it be perfect ending.

    • BIG MIKE10
      BIG MIKE10 5 months ago +1

      Comedy Central Blake should have won ‼️‼️‼️‼️

    • brave heart2
      brave heart2 6 months ago

      Black ppl just are not funny. Especially trying to compete with Jeff is ridiculous.

    • HunterWasHere517
      HunterWasHere517 7 months ago

      Comedy Central wait, hillary’s the president?

  • Kidlat
    Kidlat 3 hours ago

    Why do you some retarded people in red t shirt jumping around like retards.

  • sweet cheeks
    sweet cheeks 22 hours ago

    Blake won

  • Saint Christopher

    Best guy in NBA

  • Saint Christopher

    So great to see JR getting roasted

  • David Mack
    David Mack Day ago

    Freaking racist annnouncer piece of shit

  • Mike Jones
    Mike Jones Day ago +3

    The dipshits in the red tshirts are gayer than a picnic basket.

  • kj4prz
    kj4prz 2 days ago

    omg, Pete at 17:40 :DDD

  • King Bovee
    King Bovee 2 days ago

    Respectfully disagree

  • freethinker9406
    freethinker9406 2 days ago

    The host fucking sucks

  • ladistar
    ladistar 2 days ago +3

    Jeff Ross looks like the human version of a Cadbury egg

  • Monkey Slap Juice
    Monkey Slap Juice 3 days ago

    Id like to gut punch Pete just one time and make him shit his pants!

  • MrGonzo23
    MrGonzo23 3 days ago

    Uh Pete Davidson is the worst! Is he supposed to be a comic or some shitty Bieber knock off?

  • DanielTheCooliest
    DanielTheCooliest 3 days ago +1

    Watto from Star Wars got a career in roasting? Woah.

  • Auggie Ajdini
    Auggie Ajdini 3 days ago

    Does Pete Davidson have AIDS or something he looks sick as hell ☠️☠️☠️

  • Jack Moore
    Jack Moore 3 days ago

    i’m sorry but blake griffin is not even funny bruh .

  • Richard Kager
    Richard Kager 3 days ago +4

    Actually,Patrice O'neal and Don Rickles are the all-time roast kings.

  • Yvng King 大きな子供

    Blake Griffin's comedy is more of a let down then his basketball career

  • Whitney Allen
    Whitney Allen 4 days ago

    Jeff “chewed bubblegum” Ross

  • Stephen Gomez
    Stephen Gomez 4 days ago

    Blake got murdered!! Rip Blake.

  • Team Velocity
    Team Velocity 4 days ago

    American patter is so shit

  • Robert  Yglesias
    Robert Yglesias 4 days ago +1

    Straight corn...exactly why I don't have cable TV. What a worthless production

  • emanuel gonzalez
    emanuel gonzalez 4 days ago

    Pete davidson is an annoying fuck and blake won

  • Born Awsumb
    Born Awsumb 4 days ago

    How do you vote?! I agree Jeff won, but Blake did not lose!
    To go up against Jeff Fucking Ross and to be able to hang like Blake did deserves some serious Respect!
    Please roast again!

  • Gerson Mejia
    Gerson Mejia 5 days ago

    This is gay

  • CsarOnThaBeat
    CsarOnThaBeat 5 days ago +1

    Nobody noticed the first cheerleader missed Blake's hand lol 😂😂

  • Kevin Martinez
    Kevin Martinez 5 days ago

    Peter griffin 😂😂👌

  • mrbrainchild76
    mrbrainchild76 5 days ago +1

    Blake won but politically they had to give it to Jeff bc he's the professional.

    • Jory
      Jory 5 days ago

      blake didnt win, he was ghost written and his delivery was awful

  • tlcsmith426 1
    tlcsmith426 1 5 days ago

    Only jokes he had was about looks
    Ok

  • Jakey Fremgen
    Jakey Fremgen 5 days ago +1

    Still the only thing I ever saw Arianna's ex in.

  • Bradford Harris
    Bradford Harris 6 days ago

    Ross is the ugliest White guy ever...lol
    😂🤕😫

  • Gerald McWilliams
    Gerald McWilliams 6 days ago

    Blake all day

  • FOM FamilyOverMoney
    FOM FamilyOverMoney 6 days ago +1

    Jeff Ross is a fucking legend!

  • Anthony Ellison
    Anthony Ellison 6 days ago

    For real, Ross clearly beat the other white guy.

  • Franklin Barnes
    Franklin Barnes 6 days ago

    Ross called Bruce Willis a Jewish nazi in the Bruce Willis roast. So who stole that from who??

  • Josephine Jackson
    Josephine Jackson 6 days ago

    Are we not going to talk about the fact that they made a joke about police brutality?

  • Natalie Ouimet
    Natalie Ouimet 6 days ago

    The clippers line omg he’s dead 💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • vistalite
    vistalite 6 days ago +2

    It was no contest. The tall mulatto fellow was terrible. Jeff Ross is a pro roaster.

  • vistalite
    vistalite 6 days ago

    Pete Davidson: I’ve seen more attractive mouths in a saltwater fish tank.

  • Thoryon
    Thoryon 7 days ago +1

    11:58 When Blake Griffin told Jeff to "Take a lap" he should have followed it up with "You could use the exercise"
    And then when he sat down, Griffin could have said "That lap must have exhausted you"

  • Jordy Orellana
    Jordy Orellana 7 days ago

    white people think everything is funny

  • Rogan D
    Rogan D 7 days ago +1

    Pete looks so excited to be there

  • Erica Martinez
    Erica Martinez 8 days ago

    We're these guys born on the highway cause that's we're most accidents happen ohhhhhh (kidding)

  • Kyler Briskey
    Kyler Briskey 8 days ago

    Are we just not gonna talk about the guy who pulled his dick out?
    I'm guessing it was tucked in

  • Hollie
    Hollie 8 days ago

    in fairness jeff probably has hundreds of gold diggers, digging on his nuggets

  • Hassan Faraj
    Hassan Faraj 8 days ago

    Well it's not the first time Blake has lost in LA.

  • SoldierOfTruth
    SoldierOfTruth 8 days ago

    youve got to be nuts to go up against jeff

  • bluewaffle74ab
    bluewaffle74ab 9 days ago

    Jeff ross won

  • kasanza
    kasanza 9 days ago +1

    Blake just doesn't have the comedy gene. The timing, the delivery. It's not there. I know these people like him for him, but he was painful to watch. But on the bright side, he doesn't have to be funny, Jeff does.

  • Xhelloxshane X
    Xhelloxshane X 9 days ago +4

    Jeff Ross looks like Pitbull...if Pitbull stopped trying

  • Miguel Diaz
    Miguel Diaz 9 days ago

    Nah, blake won

    • Chief 420
      Chief 420 9 days ago

      Miguel Diaz lmao in your dreams faggot

  • Douglas Walker
    Douglas Walker 9 days ago

    Mafucka prolly ain't lying about that mushroom shit tho.😋😎

  • Mark Young
    Mark Young 9 days ago

    😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

  • Cmajor
    Cmajor 9 days ago

    Blake didn’t half drag on that “the last girl” joke

  • pedro raymundo lujano meza

    Bullshit decision

  • Human_Guinea_ Pig_
    Human_Guinea_ Pig_ 9 days ago +9

    Damn who knew Blake Griffin was this funny?!?! 😂😂😂😂 He should do stand-up when he’s not ballin’ 🏀

  • music 4 the soul
    music 4 the soul 10 days ago

    Ross should have said your mama.lol

  • E P
    E P 10 days ago

    8:23 Outstanding Move

  • Henry And the ink machine

    This is the best roast of 2019
    “It’s not possible to get ate by a whale”
    “But jonas was”
    “ITS NOT POSSIBLE TO GET ATE BY A WHALE “
    “Fine I’ll ask him when I go to heaven “
    “What if he went to hell”
    “Ok then you ask him”

  • Travis Hoel
    Travis Hoel 10 days ago

    Hillary is not the president and she is the real fucking criminal

  • Choji's ThicAss
    Choji's ThicAss 10 days ago +1

    Roastmaster??? Put Clyde Webb on there and battle Jeff Ross. I say clyde will take that

  • H D
    H D 10 days ago

    uncut my ass ....still pretty funny though!

  • no Name
    no Name 10 days ago +1

    That bit at the end was stupid he took a playground insult and just stretched it out

  • kayla elliott
    kayla elliott 10 days ago

    Blake Griffin is Fine😘😘😘

  • GGARDENTRACKS
    GGARDENTRACKS 10 days ago

    I think the darth Vader comment was the wost burn. That won it for me

  • Damex
    Damex 10 days ago

    7:07: ooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • butter ball 2004
    butter ball 2004 11 days ago

    The last roast Blake should’ve done is say “what’s with the pants bub could you not afford the rest of the suit”

  • Zach Priddy
    Zach Priddy 11 days ago

    LAWRENCE IS GOOD AT PIANO

  • crazystairs712
    crazystairs712 11 days ago

    Jeff manages to look like that one Jew in the Holocaust that knew Anne Frank AND the Nazi that found her when she was at hiding.

  • broo scaredYa
    broo scaredYa 11 days ago

    The sound effects are the best part .

  • byrdy zoe
    byrdy zoe 11 days ago

    IM HATIAN

  • Puppy Puppington
    Puppy Puppington 12 days ago

    That’s cause Jeff Ross is a true gentleman. He don’t kiss n tell niggaaaa. He got class af.

  • Shrek Johnson
    Shrek Johnson 12 days ago

    The last girl Jeff Ross did is nonexistent just like Blake Griffins basketball skills

  • SLIMM901
    SLIMM901 13 days ago

    Jeff Ross dancin....priceless

  • Michael John G
    Michael John G 13 days ago

    The worst shooter in the most violent sity

  • Vu Truong
    Vu Truong 13 days ago

    Blake did pretty well.

  • K!ngS!ze
    K!ngS!ze 14 days ago

    both sides was lame as fuck.... disappointed

  • K!ngS!ze
    K!ngS!ze 14 days ago

    both sides was lame as fuck.... disappointed

  • I Play One On T.V.
    I Play One On T.V. 14 days ago +3

    Jeff Ross may have won. But, as far as I'm concerned, he was failing until he brought out his "Kendall Jenner" material.

    • Fabithunder
      Fabithunder 9 days ago +1

      But that Detroit shit was fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • hpFLYBOY89
    hpFLYBOY89 14 days ago +1

    Jeff somehow simultaneously looks like both Pinky AND the Brain.

  • s a
    s a 15 days ago

    it's a corny roast because you guys get to the each other's business

  • Friedo Hubert
    Friedo Hubert 15 days ago +6

    17:45 Pete's face so disgusted by Jeff BS 🤣🤣

  • Jakobi_Obi
    Jakobi_Obi 15 days ago

    Comedy Central can't go 10 minutes without a terrible Trump joke.

  • Rohit Shetty
    Rohit Shetty 15 days ago

    Pete Davidson in the golf jacket 👀👀

  • Xyn Williams
    Xyn Williams 16 days ago

    This is Whack.

  • Poo Poo
    Poo Poo 16 days ago

    Jeff wasn't that funny and that white girl was laughing at every joke

  • Shaquile Baadjie
    Shaquile Baadjie 17 days ago

    Jeff Ross looks like he could be one of JeffDunhams Dummies

  • BenStearns
    BenStearns 17 days ago

    Blake definitely won

  • Lana Lobotomy
    Lana Lobotomy 17 days ago

    Blake’s just not funny to me, at all. Jeff is the roast champ but this was pretty lame compared to how savage he can be, like at the roast of Bruce Willis when he called Cybill Shepherd “Bruce Jenner Willis” just straight murdered her

  • Anthony Milano
    Anthony Milano 17 days ago

    Jeff ross looks like Mr.Clean with facial hair

  • Arnon Pangan
    Arnon Pangan 18 days ago

    Best part👌🏻 10:15

  • Alexander Corrigan
    Alexander Corrigan 18 days ago

    The dad's tits line, Damn...

  • Victor Melendez
    Victor Melendez 18 days ago

    Blake won !!!!!!

  • Kiwi Kranks
    Kiwi Kranks 18 days ago

    Blake: the last girl that Jef Ross fucked
    me: non existent
    Blake: no no take a lap take a lap
    me: he needs to take more than a few laps

  • Cwayden
    Cwayden 19 days ago

    5:50 when school ends tomorrow

  • Retr0s0ul
    Retr0s0ul 19 days ago +1

    Blake had bars doe no cap dat clippers joke was A1

  • Evan Babin
    Evan Babin 19 days ago +50

    "That last joke lasted longer than any of your seasons" 💀💀

    • Evan Babin
      Evan Babin 5 days ago

      @Neel Chopra AND the time dating Kendall Jenner

    • Neel Chopra
      Neel Chopra 5 days ago +1

      Evan Babin and the detroit pistons time in the playoffs

  • The Almighty Chewbaccacabra

    The black guy sucks.

  • Watermelon Soda
    Watermelon Soda 20 days ago +5

    those side actors and sound effects are too much.

  • ndaguiluz
    ndaguiluz 20 days ago +1

    Blake won.. and I think Jeff is the best roaster