Guacamole - You Suck at Cooking (episode One Hundo)

  • Published on Dec 3, 2019
  • Guacamole is an avocado's highest honor. Every avocado grows up wishing they could become this transcendent, authentic guacamole. Although authentic is a relative term because it's made differently in different parts of Mexico, let alone different countries, let alone different planets.
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    How to Make This Guacamole
    Step 1: Watch the video
    Step 2: Follow the instructions
    Step 3: Check the description for the recipe
    Step 4: Take 3 avocados and do that stuff to them.
    Step 5: Add in ¾ teaspoon of salt if they're large, ½ teaspoon if they're small, if you're unsure start with a bit and add more later
    Step 6: Throw the cilantro in the trash if you have that genetic defect, otherwise, chop up a handful and throw it in the bowl with the avocado and squeeze a couple lime wedges in then chop up a deseeded tomato and add that in and around ⅓ to ½ cup finely chopped onion and then some jalapeño, don't be a baby, you love jalapeño but don't overdo it or you'll cry like a baby and it will also hurt on the way out.
    Step 7: Get some tortilla chips or eat it with a spoon.
    Step 8: Smash the subscribe button and also follow me on Instagram because I do different stuff there sometimes.
    Step 9: You've worked hard, take a nap why don't you.
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Comments • 2 352

  • You Suck At Cooking
    You Suck At Cooking  Month ago +5450

    And pretty much coincidentally, I’ve finally gotten around to making one of those internet websites
    with merch and stuff:
    Can’t thank all of you enough…those of you who have been here from the beginning
    and any of you who wandered in along the way: THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE YOU!

    • Cooking My Way
      Cooking My Way 19 days ago

      @Jade master 9000 you can smd! Sob 😘

    • Jade master 9000
      Jade master 9000 19 days ago

      @Cooking My Way ya know I was WOULD do it but because you're being a cocky basturd I won't do it

    • Cooking My Way
      Cooking My Way 27 days ago

      @Supernova gamer and your point is? Fresh starting doesn't mean to be bed. If you was trying to say this, you are pointless.

    • Supernova gamer
      Supernova gamer 28 days ago

      @Cooking My Way yeah u over here with the 63 viewers u got on ur past vid 👀

    • Jebadoiah
      Jebadoiah Month ago


  • Night Of Wishes
    Night Of Wishes 14 hours ago +1

    *_So like, what does it taste like normally?_*

    LIL CHEESE Day ago


  • The Count
    The Count Day ago


  • TheJorge2538
    TheJorge2538 2 days ago

    This are good funny videos but let’s this channel is not for cooking...

  • jojobrownie57
    jojobrownie57 2 days ago

    Needs some raisins

  • Prathamesh Chitre
    Prathamesh Chitre 3 days ago

    I remember how deastructive his first video ever was

  • Lucas Pollack-Hoyt
    Lucas Pollack-Hoyt 5 days ago

    I put garlic in my guacamole

  • Eclipse Flix
    Eclipse Flix 5 days ago

    I like how this was a redo of the first episode, but different

  • DiabloMinero
    DiabloMinero 7 days ago

    I don't love cilantro, but I don't have that SNP, it just has mediocre texture and tastes like a plant.

  • pepperoni pizza
    pepperoni pizza 7 days ago

    so your knife was posessed by a chef

  • MJ Guzman
    MJ Guzman 8 days ago

    I brought it to a party and my cousin said it needed cucumber...

  • sizquirt
    sizquirt 8 days ago

    I don’t have a roommate

  • Leon Donzo
    Leon Donzo 9 days ago

    Step 9!

  • Ovidiu Trifanescu
    Ovidiu Trifanescu 9 days ago

    I love "You Suck At Cooking" please make more videos!🥑

  • Anthony C.
    Anthony C. 11 days ago

    Why stop at two hits? 👽

  • Nevermore 45
    Nevermore 45 12 days ago

    2015: Choppity f*cking chop
    2019: Choppity flopping chop

  • Just a person
    Just a person 12 days ago

    Watch out for the lime mom...

  • Srinath Koilakonda
    Srinath Koilakonda 13 days ago

    you're gross!!

  • Jackson Lucas
    Jackson Lucas 14 days ago +5

    When you realize that episode one hundred and episode one are both quacamole

  • Dragonrewind4152
    Dragonrewind4152 14 days ago

    I have an uncle that will make guacamole that will blow your mind!

  • Blackie Chan
    Blackie Chan 14 days ago +1

    He’s like binging with babish, howtobasic and bill wurtz in one

  • account 112
    account 112 15 days ago

    yeah but
    *can you please cut the avocado*

  • Terence Osorio
    Terence Osorio 15 days ago

    I made a meal with this and 4 of your other recipes, and it was delicious! Keep making these videos, they're great!

  • Cassandra
    Cassandra 15 days ago

    I got worried when he said raisins

  • Katlin Carrol
    Katlin Carrol 17 days ago

    Robby sent me

  • c. gwakamole
    c. gwakamole 17 days ago +1

    All the references to the first episode got me shaking in my boots

  • Sara Winberg
    Sara Winberg 18 days ago

    Thank you for not cilantro shaming me

  • Mr DaBeaverSharkCookie

    I made this. It was good.

  • Lone Galaxy
    Lone Galaxy 20 days ago

    Thank you for not adding raisins
    adding raisins is a crime.

  • Fen
    Fen 20 days ago

    It's sad my sister doesn't like cilantro, it doesn't taste like soap to her, she just doesn't like the smell or taste naturally T-T. I on the other hand have eaten cilantro raw by the small plateful

  • Twi John
    Twi John 20 days ago

    I love the edits

  • Libelldrian
    Libelldrian 20 days ago

    G A R L I C ?

  • Aleksandar Volkanovski

    Waaaaaait, you're mom is you roommate?

  • mudokin
    mudokin 21 day ago

    I am gonna make this tonight for new years tacos

  • Channel 179
    Channel 179 21 day ago

    The season finale

  • kriso1997
    kriso1997 21 day ago

    Chopity fucking chop

  • Mari N
    Mari N 21 day ago

    0:55 SO THATS WHY

  • Hunter fishman
    Hunter fishman 21 day ago +1

    Never tried guacamole with 2 hits of acid, I just use shrooms or DMT in mine!

  • tt Gerv
    tt Gerv 22 days ago

    wow....that was...quite the experience

  • fishy
    fishy 22 days ago


  • McMel0ne
    McMel0ne 22 days ago

    Is the style the video is made in an homage to the guac video from PES?

  • mariela lopez
    mariela lopez 22 days ago

    I'm so happy you put some Chile and cilantro in your guacamoles 😋 it's part of the Mexican trinity, well at least on my part of the planet 😜

  • LittleLadyBugRug Love
    LittleLadyBugRug Love 22 days ago

    What if I use a three pronged fork?

  • amp
    amp 22 days ago

    Im grateful for the auto chop segment that must have taken a long time

  • Mr Doctor
    Mr Doctor 22 days ago +1

    Episode 1 and episode 100 are guacamole

  • Rand Meyer
    Rand Meyer 22 days ago +5

    He’s like if binging with babish and howtobasic had a baby
    I’m scared

  • kokoro
    kokoro 23 days ago

    i remember i stopped watching because i got mad you didn’t reply to my comment

  • William Hung
    William Hung 23 days ago

    Actually you suck

  • Xadoras
    Xadoras 23 days ago

    Celandro is the worst thing on earth. Before cancer.

  • Phillip Johnson
    Phillip Johnson 23 days ago +2

    me watching;
    me watching:
    video: 4 pronged spoon

  • Samuel Loomis
    Samuel Loomis 23 days ago

    To get the pit out of the avocado, you take a very sharp knife and slap the blade into pit. Then the knife will be embedded in the pit. Just turn the knife and remove the pit. Then remove the pit from the knife blade. You suck.

  • techypurple 0914
    techypurple 0914 23 days ago


  • Sisowat Sin
    Sisowat Sin 23 days ago


  • moma joe
    moma joe 24 days ago

    How come when I stab someone they dont turn into pieces, but when you stab food, it turns into pieces

  • Enrique Mejia
    Enrique Mejia 24 days ago

    I've never laughed so hard at food being made so poorly well on purpose.

  • Christian Matthew Embler

    Dude, please please please, get Gordon Ramsey to do a video where he reacts to some of your videos. THAT WOULD BE EPIC!!!!

  • Kellie Fite Turner
    Kellie Fite Turner 25 days ago

    I just realized... its not a cooking show! Its a Photoshop shop that does cooking on the side

  • Steven
    Steven 25 days ago +1

    I dont know why but he feels like a love child of jacksfilms and BWB

    • Önder
      Önder 23 days ago

      And a pinch of howtobasic

  • Aliagha Mursalov
    Aliagha Mursalov 25 days ago

    I wanna sleep dammit it’s 5:20 am and I just keep watching random videos on TheXvid.