Best of the Worst: Ninja Movies

  • Published on May 9, 2014
  • Holy shit! It's a new Best of the Worst featuring ninja movies, a special guest star, AND a NEW torture device for the modern age...the Choose n' Lose!
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  • Isaiah Loewen
    Isaiah Loewen 9 hours ago

    Bring back the chose n lose

  • thejunksynchronhero
    thejunksynchronhero 20 hours ago

    Mike laughing hysterically while describing a man, hitting a child, is pure gold.

  • MiaowGaiGar
    MiaowGaiGar 17 days ago

    Man, I miss 80s aerobics instructors. They were basically a sub-species after a point.

  • darquille
    darquille Month ago

    "White people ruin everything."

  • Fairytaleprincexy
    Fairytaleprincexy Month ago

    I'm pretty sure Len has some sort of autism.

  • Nadodan .Nadodan
    Nadodan .Nadodan Month ago

    I thought Len was going to Karate chop Mike at the end to finish off the whole best of the worst crew.

  • Stas Constantine
    Stas Constantine Month ago

    but stalin was a good guy :(

    • Stas Constantine
      Stas Constantine Day ago

      +Papa Khan nice way to flip it, but not what I mean

    • Papa Khan
      Papa Khan 2 days ago +1

      when I was young I thought he was a monster but once I turned 30 I understand that humankind needs to die so I looked at Stalin with different eyes, yes, he's a hero (not as big as Mao but still, got a lot of people killed)

  • Hernard Badloght
    Hernard Badloght Month ago

    everybody wins.

  • Seannyboy70
    Seannyboy70 Month ago

    One word, Gymkata!!

  • L.A.fan423
    L.A.fan423 Month ago

    I want more of the Choose n' Lose!

  • Odin's Playground
    Odin's Playground Month ago +2

    HAHA how uncomfortable Len looks when Rich goes "OH BABY" haha

  • Rus Alexander
    Rus Alexander Month ago

    18:10 Of course she will dance her troubles away....playing Dragon Force "Against the Ninja". Fuckin duh

  • Jacquib
    Jacquib Month ago

    The lighting in this video is off. It looks like Space Cop.

  • C6BD
    C6BD Month ago +1

    Don't laugh! Lethal Ninja was edited by a dyslexic.

  • Sam Snyder
    Sam Snyder Month ago

    7:18 Recruit more Pimps more pushers

  • Thomas Neufeld
    Thomas Neufeld Month ago

    A bad movie I saw the other day called The Manitou is one of those terrible movies that has only one funny part while the rest is boring and terrible. The climax is so ridiculous that it’s almost worth watching just for that

  • Paul Mayall
    Paul Mayall Month ago

    Didn't know Jay was 5-4.

  • SeekerSean
    SeekerSean Month ago

    I love the positivity Len tries to bring to

  • Dradeeus
    Dradeeus Month ago

    "Would you say she tried to... exercise her demons?" I laughed, Mike. It was a good joke.

  • Manda1771
    Manda1771 Month ago

    Does anyone else want them to do another Ninja themed episode of Best of the Worst picking the reminding ninja movies that Len Kabasinski didn't pick?

  • William May
    William May Month ago

    "We need the Maguffin formula! No, seriously, we're making blueberry maguffins, just as soon as we preheat the plot device."

  • Vicente Fernandez
    Vicente Fernandez Month ago

    I love how Len is in this constant zen state, no matter if he's talking, listening, or whatever he's doing. Weird, awesome fucking guy.

  • Cameron Mitchell
    Cameron Mitchell Month ago

    11:01 when Lens describing what’s funny in movies, and rich and mike are trying not to laugh at him.

  • lowserver2
    lowserver2 Month ago

    34:20 its so amazing to see someone trying to explain something while trying not to burst into an insane laughter lmao

    MEDUSAvsSHOE Month ago

    I know this is old, but I just saw it and watching Rich get punched was the best thing of my year.

  • Huemaster
    Huemaster Month ago

    I'm *cunting* down the time its taking you guys do a part 2 of this

  • Tubby J
    Tubby J 2 months ago +1

    that arcade game from Ninja 3 is a lost game people have been searching for for a long time, its called Bouncer. a few prototypes were made then the company went bankrupt & it was never officially released.

  • Ratel.H Badger
    Ratel.H Badger 2 months ago

    Len is still G.O.A.T

  • paul Z
    paul Z 2 months ago

    Jesse is so adorable

  • Raym Loves Eggs
    Raym Loves Eggs 2 months ago +1

    I can put some residual ninja in her....

  • Raym Loves Eggs
    Raym Loves Eggs 2 months ago +1

    37:41 ... Boom mic.

  • Jeff Maesar
    Jeff Maesar 2 months ago

    Steve is the best Ninja Master name right after Hatori Hanzo

  • Zetetik -
    Zetetik - 2 months ago

    Is there any _actually good_ modern made ninja movies?

  • Zetetik -
    Zetetik - 2 months ago +1

    Why isn't this all super wobbly close-up, in deranged Dutch angles?

  • Luke Gray
    Luke Gray 2 months ago

    Why do the visuals downgrade when it cuts to Jack and Jay?

  • realmontgomeryfan
    realmontgomeryfan 2 months ago

    Space cop set!

  • Ricky the Demon Machine

    Why can no one say Sho Kosugi's name properly?

  • Polykarb12
    Polykarb12 2 months ago


  • G M
    G M 2 months ago

    Great episode LOL! The last movie was such a disaster...a beautiful disaster! And Len is a great guest to have on the panel. Good punching, Len!

  • L.A.fan423
    L.A.fan423 3 months ago

    Ninja 3 is a great one!

  • L.A.fan423
    L.A.fan423 3 months ago

    what happened to the direct to video horror movies episode?

  • Koji Attwood
    Koji Attwood 3 months ago

    You need to do a Sho Kosugi triple bill and include Enter the Ninja, and Revenge of the Ninja.

  • Koji Attwood
    Koji Attwood 3 months ago

    Only a ninja can kill a ninja

  • Michelle Howard
    Michelle Howard 3 months ago

    Best ninja in history....Steve. Who would've guessed?

  • Lunatic Cringe
    Lunatic Cringe 3 months ago +1

    "God bless you Rich Evans!"

  • Pop Culture Primer
    Pop Culture Primer 3 months ago +1

    They need to have Len back for a third time, and bring back the Choose-N-Lose. They've got more Ninja movies to watch.

  • Yusuf
    Yusuf 3 months ago

    Ron Macaroni also stars in Karate Cop, featured in the Merry Kickmas episode. Unfortunately it seems the guys forgot that he was also in Ninja Warriors, or they might have referenced it. The guy cannot emote or even act at all, not even in a hammy way. He's always just... there.

  • Oda Swifteye
    Oda Swifteye 3 months ago +1

    Folding Chable still kills me.

  • npaprika1
    npaprika1 3 months ago

    Len Kabasinski looks just like Ken from Street Fighter

  • Maxisamo1
    Maxisamo1 3 months ago

    "And the kid revived him by rubbing his groin"

  • Joe LaRocca
    Joe LaRocca 3 months ago

    Len doesn't seem amused by the shit films, strange!

  • Infinite Loop
    Infinite Loop 3 months ago

    I have a fever and the only remedy is more cheesy ninja movies... *and more Kabasinski, for the love of Samurai Cop!*

  • Mantis Toboggan, M.D.
    Mantis Toboggan, M.D. 3 months ago

    I still watch this in 2018 and 2 TheXvid accounts later

  • Evan Sullivan
    Evan Sullivan 3 months ago

    I know I’m late to the party but Len is always a treat

  • Arctic Knight
    Arctic Knight 3 months ago

    Folding chable :P

  • Cassius Eagen
    Cassius Eagen 4 months ago


  • NiceGuy Jo-El
    NiceGuy Jo-El 4 months ago

    bring back len.

  • Liam Foskett
    Liam Foskett 4 months ago +1

    After that first box read, I knew this was gonna be good

  • Chew TB
    Chew TB 4 months ago +1

    Ninja 3 is a fucking awesome movie

  • reaper Green
    reaper Green 4 months ago +3

    Len come backkkkkk

  • Cameron Mitchell
    Cameron Mitchell 4 months ago

    Super random but does anyone notice the background? It looks like a bad sci-fi set complete with flashing blue lights?

    • magnumcornetto
      magnumcornetto 4 months ago

      They were filming a scene for Space Cop that day.

  • ahtech1990
    ahtech1990 4 months ago


  • Stephen Wilborn
    Stephen Wilborn 4 months ago

    MY POSITIVE: the jerk in the jacket "IS IN MARTIAL ARTS HIS ENTIRE LIFE" and i'd love for him to get kicked in his head. so that probably happens often!

  • Arcadian Muzique
    Arcadian Muzique 4 months ago

    I loled so hard at that first punch

  • lescovah valich
    lescovah valich 4 months ago +2

    The V8 scene and also the weird love interest and the attempted sexual assault scene come from the bizarre logic of producers Golam and Globus. They wanted to make All-American Movies like Hollywood, but it often got filtered through their odd lost in translation sensibilities and stubborn demands that they were right. The reason for the possession plot was because they wanted their latest Ninja movie to have a female lead just for something new, but they thought the only way a woman could have martial art skills to beat men would be if she was possessed by a man and as such have his strength. Although the previous Ninja movies didn't have any supernatural elements in them, they honestly thought soul procession was the only way people would accept a female ninja. The reason she's a dance instructor is because the only woman they had signed up to Cannon was Lucinda Dickey, a dancer, who up to then had only acted in their breakdancing movies. They'd paid for her, and they needed to use her as such, rather than a martial artist, so dance sequences were written in.

  • Habanero Jones
    Habanero Jones 5 months ago +1

    To date, Len is still the best and most charismatic guest on RLM. More Kabasinski!

  • Emilly Orr
    Emilly Orr 5 months ago

    I know this was put up thousands of years ago, but I still think Len's initial stage punch is one of the most beautiful I've ever seen. The muscles work, the sound is perfect, it looks EXACTLY like Rich got hit in the right way. Very well done, everyone.

  • J.R. Trevino
    J.R. Trevino 5 months ago +1

    Why have I never seen this episode before? It's one of the best.

    • J Truts
      J Truts 5 months ago +1

      it's a good one, love seeing Rich get punched out as a bonus.

  • OneBagTravel
    OneBagTravel 5 months ago

    Len just might be on the spectrum.

  • Daniel Carin
    Daniel Carin 5 months ago

    i'd love to join this round chable discussion

  • Moo Moo Puppy
    Moo Moo Puppy 5 months ago +1

    Oh my god, As a kid, I actually watched Ninja III in a discount theater here in San Jose, called Gould cinema a long time ago.

  • Suzanna Wylie
    Suzanna Wylie 5 months ago +2

    What a lovely, witty, positive guy Len Kabasinski is. New crush, sorry Mike.

  • Jimmy Friday
    Jimmy Friday 5 months ago +1

    121 people are hack frauds. :-(

  • Travis Webb
    Travis Webb 5 months ago +1

    Ninja III and that series was my favorite... when I was 9.

  • PoorBelfs
    PoorBelfs 5 months ago

    Lol the bottom row

  • War: Hammered
    War: Hammered 6 months ago

    Holy shit I now know where the footage from Perturbator's - "Ghost Dancers Slay Together" video came from!!!!!! Mind fuck seeing it as an actual movie hahaha.

  • Jose Parcenary
    Jose Parcenary 6 months ago +1

    I was hoping beyond hope that Ninja 3 The Domination would be one of the films reviewed!

  • Zink Shecoat
    Zink Shecoat 6 months ago +1

    Wonder if Len has ever seen Nine Deaths of the Ninja? (The protag's name is literally Spike Shinobi.)
    I'd love to hear his thoughts on that wonderful piece of ninja schlock.

  • Josh Gillam
    Josh Gillam 6 months ago

    I love how Len had them say at least one positive about each film. I really wish they'd do that in every BotW.

  • Alexander Ault
    Alexander Ault 6 months ago

    Rich's laugh never fails to make me cringe and laugh out loud. I can't imagine watching 3 movies back to back to back with that laugh in the same room, let alone 50+ times

  • James Murphy
    James Murphy 6 months ago +1

    Ninja III: The Domination is on TV right now. The moment I saw the guy wearing the tsuba over his eye I had to check if RLM had covered it.
    This goddamn movie.

  • patjohbra
    patjohbra 6 months ago

    Top 10 anime reveals

  • HelloTardis
    HelloTardis 6 months ago

    It’s been years, so I’ll probably never get an answer. But what the heck is up with the camera on Len Jack and Jays coverage?’

  • Joe schmo
    Joe schmo 6 months ago

    I had never heard of Len before this, but I like what he added to the commentary, I may have to look up his work.

  • Nikolas Lara
    Nikolas Lara 6 months ago

    "Dave Coulier shows up in drag" was too much for me.

  • Kramerica
    Kramerica 7 months ago +1

    Still to this day I love the shots of all you guys watching the movie because you see everyone laughing but Len. It's like Len knows you guys have done this exact same thing to his movies and he can't laugh because of that. Sometimes you can see the pain in his eyes as he focuses on the screen while a group of hyenas taunt him with their laughter.

  • Grayadelica RageAgainsttheMachineRules

    Len looks kinda looks like bob from Twin Peaks.

  • Dusty kolar
    Dusty kolar 7 months ago

    was that the blackstreet boys from black spine edition in the lethal ninja club scene?

  • An3
    An3 7 months ago

    Jack with a 311 reference "Beautiful Disaster"... nice

  • Xa Agripha
    Xa Agripha 7 months ago

    If you have a small buget tends to be a looser environment.
    In lens case he seems like hes a guy whos doing his best but also giving his actors a good work experience.
    Which means hes a good boss.
    Also hes doing alot himself when you dont have every little thing set up for you.
    Such as Hollywood resource departments.

  • Xa Agripha
    Xa Agripha 7 months ago

    Its called ninja 3 because theres 3 ninjas.

  • Warren Fahy
    Warren Fahy 7 months ago

    These movies are worthless. But these reviews are priceless.

    • L.A.fan423
      L.A.fan423 3 months ago

      ninja 3 is well worth the time

  • Muuro
    Muuro 7 months ago


  • AndroidDoctorr
    AndroidDoctorr 7 months ago

    8:25 - So who is the police chief rebelling against? The mayor? The other cops? Do they want him to go into Chinatown but he refuses? Is that how he's being rebellious? Does he not want to fight crime? Is he running wild with the gangs? Why doesn't he get fired?

  • tadweird 17
    tadweird 17 7 months ago

    Rich subverted my expectations with his pick.

  • Xander TheMander
    Xander TheMander 7 months ago +2

    Bring back the choose n lose!

  • GoldryBluszco
    GoldryBluszco 7 months ago +1

    I dunno I get it now. It seemed somewhat bizarre how Len Kabasinski's films were made but he seems to be like a pretty charismatic individual

  • The Mother Flickers
    The Mother Flickers 7 months ago +1

    Its a shame they haven't brought back the Choose N' Lose.

  • C M
    C M 7 months ago +1

    I thought Len was some douche until I watched this, seems like a cool guy and a well mannered dude even though they are ripping on his movies. I hope he gets a big budget one day and is able to prove everyone wrong. He seems like he actually loves what he does so I can't rip on him.

  • Shane Asman
    Shane Asman 8 months ago

    Bring back Len! 2018!