Best of the Worst: Ninja Movies

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  • Published on May 9, 2014
  • Holy shit! It's a new Best of the Worst featuring ninja movies, a special guest star, AND a NEW torture device for the modern age...the Choose n' Lose!
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  • Logan Palmer
    Logan Palmer 8 days ago

    “There’s nothing more erotic than V8”
    -Mike Stokalasasakas

  • KumaPaws376
    KumaPaws376 8 days ago +1

    F O L D I N G C H A B L E

  • Jonathan Rodd
    Jonathan Rodd 8 days ago

    I don't know if Len is uncomfortable because he's the newcomer to the group, but he comes across very stone-faced. But that just makes it more endearing when he does smile and laugh at something :)

  • IrisCorven
    IrisCorven 9 days ago

    Len's reaction to Rich's synopsis of Lethal Ninja might be one of the best moments of this video. Also, his final words on Lethal Ninja... "They went into that SERIOUSLY. That's fucking pathetic, dude."

  • Alex Poho
    Alex Poho 12 days ago

    We need another choose and lose

  • EpicJason X9000
    EpicJason X9000 14 days ago

    Len is easily the kind of guy I'd love to hang out with, same with the RLM crew. ^-^

  • Amber Sweet
    Amber Sweet 14 days ago +1

    Are....are they filming this on the Death Star?

  • Chris Still
    Chris Still 16 days ago

    I am currently watching all Botw Videos and I am afraid I become a trash expert.... :'(

  • Lee Star Destroyer
    Lee Star Destroyer 16 days ago

    "chable" a table that turns into a chair or a chair that turns into a table! RLM™

  • Brodie Yake
    Brodie Yake 17 days ago

    Boom mic at 37:43
    This may the best video these chables have ever made.

  • BAMikeyD
    BAMikeyD 18 days ago

    I love that the tag-line for Ninja 3 is "Only a Ninja can kill another Ninja" but the plot is the Ninja needing the lady to save him because he got shot to death, presumably by not ninjas....

  • Salty Goodman
    Salty Goodman Month ago

    Watched this on acid, you all melted away into my taskbar. RLM forever ingrained into my memory.

  • Ben Mazzara
    Ben Mazzara Month ago

    No joke, I was trying to remember the name of Kurt Russell’s character from “The Thing” the other day and could only think of J.D. McCade (aka Lethal Ninja). You hack frauds ruined my memory!

  • Antonio H
    Antonio H Month ago

    It's cool that you guys had Len on your show. I respect the guy for not taking himself too serious and being such a good sport. My son and I love "Best of the Worst" for good laughs.

  • Zetetik -
    Zetetik - Month ago +1

    His name is Sho Kasugi
    not
    Sho Kusaki

  • Diego Forero
    Diego Forero Month ago +2

    Best video opening for BoTW ever, Oooo MY FACE

  • Jeffrey Riley
    Jeffrey Riley Month ago

    "An army of one...with a mullet?"

  • Jeffrey Riley
    Jeffrey Riley Month ago

    1:19 LOL!!

  • InkLink
    InkLink Month ago +1

    I searched for "botw" in the intent of watching zelda, but... ok

  • David Cool
    David Cool Month ago +1

    Right after Len said "That's fucking pathetic dude." about the funeral scene in Lethal Ninja, I was really hoping someone would say "Dude, you made Skull Forest."

  • Mitch Holladay
    Mitch Holladay Month ago +2

    Len fits right in. love it. 4 almost 5 years later.

  • the mouth of Sauron
    the mouth of Sauron Month ago +1

    this video was hilarious , good job

  • leatherwings007
    leatherwings007 Month ago +1

    17:06 The Rambo series comes to mind when talking about movies titled in a non-linear fashion:
    1. _First Blood_ (1982)
    2. _Rambo: First Blood Part II_ (1985)
    3. _Rambo III_ (1988)
    4. _Rambo_ (2008)

  • Acridyd
    Acridyd Month ago

    A chable is the child of a chair and a stable, and far more hideous than it sounds.

  • Idiosyn
    Idiosyn Month ago +1

    Something about the camerawork when Len is reading the back of the first film to Mike... it's very good

  • Isaiah Loewen
    Isaiah Loewen Month ago +1

    Bring back the chose n lose

  • thejunksynchronhero

    Mike laughing hysterically while describing a man, hitting a child, is pure gold.

  • MiaowGaiGar
    MiaowGaiGar 2 months ago

    Man, I miss 80s aerobics instructors. They were basically a sub-species after a point.

  • darquille
    darquille 2 months ago

    "White people ruin everything."

  • Fairytaleprincexy
    Fairytaleprincexy 2 months ago +1

    I'm pretty sure Len has some sort of autism.

    • kabasinski Len
      kabasinski Len Month ago

      my son is on the spectrum. so I suppose that is possible. idk.

  • Nadodan .Nadodan
    Nadodan .Nadodan 2 months ago +1

    I thought Len was going to Karate chop Mike at the end to finish off the whole best of the worst crew.

  • Stas Constantine
    Stas Constantine 2 months ago

    but stalin was a good guy :(

    • Stas Constantine
      Stas Constantine Month ago

      +Papa Khan nice way to flip it, but not what I mean

    • Papa Khan
      Papa Khan Month ago +1

      when I was young I thought he was a monster but once I turned 30 I understand that humankind needs to die so I looked at Stalin with different eyes, yes, he's a hero (not as big as Mao but still, got a lot of people killed)

  • Hernard Badloght
    Hernard Badloght 3 months ago +1

    everybody wins.

  • Seannyboy70
    Seannyboy70 3 months ago +1

    One word, Gymkata!!

  • L.A.fan423
    L.A.fan423 3 months ago +1

    I want more of the Choose n' Lose!

  • Odin's Playground
    Odin's Playground 3 months ago +2

    HAHA how uncomfortable Len looks when Rich goes "OH BABY" haha

  • Rus Alexander
    Rus Alexander 3 months ago +1

    18:10 Of course she will dance her troubles away....playing Dragon Force "Against the Ninja". Fuckin duh

  • Jacquib
    Jacquib 3 months ago

    The lighting in this video is off. It looks like Space Cop.

  • C6BD
    C6BD 3 months ago +1

    Don't laugh! Lethal Ninja was edited by a dyslexic.

  • Sam Snyder
    Sam Snyder 3 months ago +1

    7:18 Recruit more Pimps more pushers

  • Thomas Neufeld
    Thomas Neufeld 3 months ago

    A bad movie I saw the other day called The Manitou is one of those terrible movies that has only one funny part while the rest is boring and terrible. The climax is so ridiculous that it’s almost worth watching just for that

  • Paul Mayall
    Paul Mayall 3 months ago

    Didn't know Jay was 5-4.

  • SeekerSean
    SeekerSean 3 months ago +1

    I love the positivity Len tries to bring to BotW...lol

  • Keith Donovan
    Keith Donovan 3 months ago +1

    "Would you say she tried to... exercise her demons?" I laughed, Mike. It was a good joke.

  • Manda1771
    Manda1771 3 months ago +1

    Does anyone else want them to do another Ninja themed episode of Best of the Worst picking the reminding ninja movies that Len Kabasinski didn't pick?

    • kabasinski Len
      kabasinski Len Month ago

      I don't remember all of them but AMERICAN NINJA 2: THE CONFRONTATION (too good for BOTW imo though) and NINJA NIGHTMARE were defiantly in two of the slots on the choose n lose

  • William May
    William May 3 months ago

    "We need the Maguffin formula! No, seriously, we're making blueberry maguffins, just as soon as we preheat the plot device."

  • Vicente Fernandez
    Vicente Fernandez 3 months ago +1

    I love how Len is in this constant zen state, no matter if he's talking, listening, or whatever he's doing. Weird, awesome fucking guy.

  • lowserver2
    lowserver2 3 months ago +1

    34:20 its so amazing to see someone trying to explain something while trying not to burst into an insane laughter lmao

  • MEDUSAvsSHOE
    MEDUSAvsSHOE 3 months ago +1

    I know this is old, but I just saw it and watching Rich get punched was the best thing of my year.

  • Huemaster
    Huemaster 3 months ago +1

    I'm *cunting* down the time its taking you guys do a part 2 of this

  • Tubby J
    Tubby J 3 months ago +1

    that arcade game from Ninja 3 is a lost game people have been searching for for a long time, its called Bouncer. a few prototypes were made then the company went bankrupt & it was never officially released.

  • paul Z
    paul Z 3 months ago

    Jesse is so adorable

  • Raym Loves Eggs
    Raym Loves Eggs 4 months ago +1

    I can put some residual ninja in her....

  • Raym Loves Eggs
    Raym Loves Eggs 4 months ago +1

    37:41 ... Boom mic.

  • Jeff Maesar
    Jeff Maesar 4 months ago

    Steve is the best Ninja Master name right after Hatori Hanzo

  • Zetetik -
    Zetetik - 4 months ago

    Is there any _actually good_ modern made ninja movies?

  • Zetetik -
    Zetetik - 4 months ago +2

    Why isn't this all super wobbly close-up, in deranged Dutch angles?

  • realmontgomeryfan
    realmontgomeryfan 4 months ago +1

    Space cop set!

  • Ricky the Demon Machine
    Ricky the Demon Machine 4 months ago +1

    Why can no one say Sho Kosugi's name properly?

  • Polykarb12
    Polykarb12 4 months ago +1

    OBEY ME....OBEYYY MEEEEEEE

  • G M
    G M 4 months ago +1

    Great episode LOL! The last movie was such a disaster...a beautiful disaster! And Len is a great guest to have on the panel. Good punching, Len!

  • L.A.fan423
    L.A.fan423 4 months ago +1

    Ninja 3 is a great one!

  • L.A.fan423
    L.A.fan423 4 months ago +1

    what happened to the direct to video horror movies episode?

  • Koji Attwood
    Koji Attwood 4 months ago +1

    You need to do a Sho Kosugi triple bill and include Enter the Ninja, and Revenge of the Ninja.

    • kabasinski Len
      kabasinski Len Month ago

      both are waaay too good for BOTW maybe a Re:View episode???? im in.

  • Koji Attwood
    Koji Attwood 4 months ago

    Only a ninja can kill a ninja

  • Michelle Howard
    Michelle Howard 4 months ago

    Best ninja in history....Steve. Who would've guessed?

  • Lunatic Cringe
    Lunatic Cringe 5 months ago +1

    "God bless you Rich Evans!"

  • Pop Culture Primer
    Pop Culture Primer 5 months ago +2

    They need to have Len back for a third time, and bring back the Choose-N-Lose. They've got more Ninja movies to watch.

  • Yusuf
    Yusuf 5 months ago +1

    Ron Macaroni also stars in Karate Cop, featured in the Merry Kickmas episode. Unfortunately it seems the guys forgot that he was also in Ninja Warriors, or they might have referenced it. The guy cannot emote or even act at all, not even in a hammy way. He's always just... there.

    • kabasinski Len
      kabasinski Len Month ago

      real life karate champion though! he also wrote a book with Leo Fong on the importance of weight training with martial arts training back in the 70s. Leo Fong spoke very highly of Ron Marchini when Leo was filming his scenes for my film CHALLENGE OF FIVE GAUNTLETS a couple months ago.

  • Oda Swifteye
    Oda Swifteye 5 months ago +1

    Folding Chable still kills me.

  • npaprika1
    npaprika1 5 months ago +1

    Len Kabasinski looks just like Ken from Street Fighter

  • Maxisamo1
    Maxisamo1 5 months ago +1

    "And the kid revived him by rubbing his groin"

  • Joe LaRocca
    Joe LaRocca 5 months ago +1

    Len doesn't seem amused by the shit films, strange!

  • Infinite Loop
    Infinite Loop 5 months ago +1

    I have a fever and the only remedy is more cheesy ninja movies... *and more Kabasinski, for the love of Samurai Cop!*

  • Mantis Toboggan, M.D.
    Mantis Toboggan, M.D. 5 months ago +2

    I still watch this in 2018 and 2 TheXvid accounts later

  • Evan Sullivan
    Evan Sullivan 5 months ago +1

    I know I’m late to the party but Len is always a treat

  • Arctic Knight
    Arctic Knight 5 months ago

    Folding chable :P

  • Cassius Eagen
    Cassius Eagen 5 months ago +1

    BRING LEN BACK!!!

  • NiceGuy Jo-El
    NiceGuy Jo-El 5 months ago +1

    bring back len.

  • Liam Foskett
    Liam Foskett 5 months ago +1

    After that first box read, I knew this was gonna be good

  • Chew TB
    Chew TB 6 months ago +1

    Ninja 3 is a fucking awesome movie

  • reaper Green
    reaper Green 6 months ago +4

    Len come backkkkkk

  • ahtech1990
    ahtech1990 6 months ago +1

    LEN!! TALK TO ME PLEEEEAAASE!!!

    • kabasinski Len
      kabasinski Len Month ago

      whats up? now go watch DEAD HEAT (1988). youre welcome.

  • Stephen Wilborn
    Stephen Wilborn 6 months ago +1

    MY POSITIVE: the jerk in the jacket "IS IN MARTIAL ARTS HIS ENTIRE LIFE" and i'd love for him to get kicked in his head. so that probably happens often!

  • Arcadian Muzique
    Arcadian Muzique 6 months ago

    I loled so hard at that first punch

  • lescovah valich
    lescovah valich 6 months ago +2

    The V8 scene and also the weird love interest and the attempted sexual assault scene come from the bizarre logic of producers Golam and Globus. They wanted to make All-American Movies like Hollywood, but it often got filtered through their odd lost in translation sensibilities and stubborn demands that they were right. The reason for the possession plot was because they wanted their latest Ninja movie to have a female lead just for something new, but they thought the only way a woman could have martial art skills to beat men would be if she was possessed by a man and as such have his strength. Although the previous Ninja movies didn't have any supernatural elements in them, they honestly thought soul procession was the only way people would accept a female ninja. The reason she's a dance instructor is because the only woman they had signed up to Cannon was Lucinda Dickey, a dancer, who up to then had only acted in their breakdancing movies. They'd paid for her, and they needed to use her as such, rather than a martial artist, so dance sequences were written in.

  • Emilly Orr
    Emilly Orr 7 months ago +1

    I know this was put up thousands of years ago, but I still think Len's initial stage punch is one of the most beautiful I've ever seen. The muscles work, the sound is perfect, it looks EXACTLY like Rich got hit in the right way. Very well done, everyone.

  • J.R. Trevino
    J.R. Trevino 7 months ago +3

    Why have I never seen this episode before? It's one of the best.

    • J Truts
      J Truts 7 months ago +2

      it's a good one, love seeing Rich get punched out as a bonus.

  • OneBagTravel
    OneBagTravel 7 months ago +1

    Len just might be on the spectrum.

  • Daniel Carin
    Daniel Carin 7 months ago +1

    i'd love to join this round chable discussion

  • Moo Moo Puppy
    Moo Moo Puppy 7 months ago +2

    Oh my god, As a kid, I actually watched Ninja III in a discount theater here in San Jose, called Gould cinema a long time ago.

  • Jimmy Friday
    Jimmy Friday 7 months ago +1

    121 people are hack frauds. :-(

  • Travis Webb
    Travis Webb 7 months ago +1

    Ninja III and that series was my favorite... when I was 9.

  • War: Hammered
    War: Hammered 7 months ago

    Holy shit I now know where the footage from Perturbator's - "Ghost Dancers Slay Together" video came from!!!!!! Mind fuck seeing it as an actual movie hahaha.

  • Jose Parcenary
    Jose Parcenary 7 months ago +1

    I was hoping beyond hope that Ninja 3 The Domination would be one of the films reviewed!

  • Zink Shecoat
    Zink Shecoat 8 months ago +2

    Wonder if Len has ever seen Nine Deaths of the Ninja? (The protag's name is literally Spike Shinobi.)
    I'd love to hear his thoughts on that wonderful piece of ninja schlock.

    • kabasinski Len
      kabasinski Len Month ago

      yes love it. the chili peppers guy's dad is in it!

  • Josh Gillam
    Josh Gillam 8 months ago +1

    I love how Len had them say at least one positive about each film. I really wish they'd do that in every BotW.

    • kabasinski Len
      kabasinski Len Month ago

      making movies is hard Josh. I just wanted to bring a different angle to the episode....if people hated it? im just a guest, im gone after the episode and back to what they love.

  • Alexander Ault
    Alexander Ault 8 months ago

    Rich's laugh never fails to make me cringe and laugh out loud. I can't imagine watching 3 movies back to back to back with that laugh in the same room, let alone 50+ times

  • James Murphy
    James Murphy 8 months ago +1

    Ninja III: The Domination is on TV right now. The moment I saw the guy wearing the tsuba over his eye I had to check if RLM had covered it.
    This goddamn movie.

  • patjohbra
    patjohbra 8 months ago

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