True Geordie and Cam Kirkham Teach You Geordie Slang

  • Published on May 11, 2019
  • True Geordie and Cam Kirkham teach you the best slang in the world - Geordie.
    ⚫️ The True Geordie:
    ⚪️ WillNE:
    ⚫️ Stephen Tries:
    ⚪️ Laurence McKenna:
    ⚫️ Cam Kirkham:
    Inspired (heavily) by Vanity Fair's 'Slang School':
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Comments • 489

  • xjessx
    xjessx 11 hours ago

    am from manchester an have never been more confused in my life

  • Daniel
    Daniel 12 hours ago +1

    Don’t know why I watched this as if I didn’t already know ahahah

  • Grace Laws
    Grace Laws 13 hours ago

    Really want them to try and speak like mackems (like me)😂🔴⚪️

  • len Ccoww
    len Ccoww Day ago

    FUCK THE MAGS 🔴⚪🔴⚪🔴⚪🔴⚪

  • Jack B
    Jack B Day ago

    Going to newcastle uni in september so this will be really helpful for communicating with the locals

  • 0121
    0121 Day ago

    i used most of these words when i lived in im in birmingham..iv gone from bad to worse..

  • Oh yeah yeah KSI is in the whitte comitie

    U should do cockney

  • Itzz Radar
    Itzz Radar 2 days ago

    Your toilet was outside cam? Oh yeah Faye I’m just going n the back garden for a shit

  • Harry H
    Harry H 2 days ago

    Fuckn brilliant

  • Helo Friend
    Helo Friend 3 days ago

    I’m from Middlesbrough so i know half of these

  • Lisa-Marie Sample
    Lisa-Marie Sample 3 days ago

    Would love to hear/see the Geordie vs mackem jazz explained... :)

    FANNYLEROUX 4 days ago

    So, is cam still in XO then?

  • Patrick Tawns
    Patrick Tawns 4 days ago

    A whole month. We want more videos!

  • SubparSkill
    SubparSkill 4 days ago

    This reminds me of the Karl Pilkington and Ricky Gervais english lesson video, love it !

  • Luke dunn
    Luke dunn 4 days ago


  • Jimmy Smith
    Jimmy Smith 5 days ago

    Where's will?

  • Luke Conroy
    Luke Conroy 5 days ago +1

    Cammmmmmmm you true fucking g

  • Big john
    Big john 5 days ago

    I think Scottish language is a little better 😂

  • Ethan Cox
    Ethan Cox 5 days ago +1

    Radgie Gadgie

  • ROY57ON
    ROY57ON 5 days ago

    I'm fairly sure most English non-geordies will know what Bubble and Mortal mean, but won't have a feckin idea what anything else means.

  • Harry McDermott
    Harry McDermott 6 days ago

    I’m an Apprentice Joiner haha

  • Grace Lois Rowe
    Grace Lois Rowe 6 days ago

    When brian started to say he lived in a gated community i honestly thought he was gonna say gateshead 🤣

  • Maria Makinen
    Maria Makinen 6 days ago

    Love these....

  • Thomas Park-Bradley
    Thomas Park-Bradley 6 days ago +4

    I’m from Darlington and i knew them all. Close enough to Newcastle I suppose 😂

  • thefantobi
    thefantobi 6 days ago

    TWOC taken without owner's consent. Great video! 😊

  • W4rdy96
    W4rdy96 6 days ago

    Can we get Steven do a tour of St. Helens

  • LowLying
    LowLying 6 days ago

    He look like the serial killer from prisoners

    BOAH NATION 6 days ago

    And now someone can teach them English yes?

  • Tom Jenkins
    Tom Jenkins 6 days ago

    He sounds like Sara Millican does that Cam

  • Daniel Dimblebee
    Daniel Dimblebee 6 days ago


  • Jerome Dodd
    Jerome Dodd 6 days ago

    5:14 - 5:27
    I’m crying 🤣🤣

  • Abu Malik
    Abu Malik 6 days ago +2

    Bubble - someone about to cry or have a fit. 'Ar here hes on the bubble him like'. The guy in the cap is a proper doyle

  • Tyrone Mills
    Tyrone Mills 6 days ago +7

    Cam is the only Geordie I’ve known that sounds like he’s doing a poor impersonation of a Geordie

  • Dave Eaton
    Dave Eaton 6 days ago +3

    I was after Gan Yem😂

  • Lolly Taz17
    Lolly Taz17 6 days ago +2

    Now when someone can’t understand what I’m saying I’ll send them this link 😂

  • 600 subs With no content challenge

    Cam looks like a mixture of Cameron Dallas and Shawn mendes😂❤️

  • Ethan07 04
    Ethan07 04 6 days ago

    This had me in stitches

  • mohammed ahmed
    mohammed ahmed 6 days ago

    I'm from Birmingham and my cousins are geordies I have learnt some of their geordie language just from listening to them

  • peaches
    peaches 6 days ago

    #15 trending ?? yesss

  • Sarah Cheesman
    Sarah Cheesman 6 days ago

    Do love the way they talk and there personalty one of the most Caro g loving people

  • Anthony Ho
    Anthony Ho 6 days ago

    now do mackem

    FREEDOM FIGHTERS 6 days ago

    Good lesson for OUR children.😮

  • ArchezBeCray нуб
    ArchezBeCray нуб 6 days ago

    How couldn’t you include ganrag

  • Jack Jones
    Jack Jones 6 days ago

    Waited 3 months for that

  • Mya Campbell
    Mya Campbell 7 days ago

    And Americans still believe that all English people are posh and talk the same way 😂

  • Michael lawrenson
    Michael lawrenson 7 days ago +1

    Fuckin hate geordies me, shite of the north east

  • Delta flash
    Delta flash 7 days ago +1

    This is the best language ever what a bobby dazzla

  • Colby Rushton
    Colby Rushton 7 days ago

    Bobby dazzla is a Geordie saying? I thought it was just typical northerners all over 😂

  • Ryan Sangster
    Ryan Sangster 7 days ago

    What does Geet mean?

  • Mahogany_Hues
    Mahogany_Hues 7 days ago

    OMG!!!!! I’m from down South and these words have all gone over my head. What the....

  • Kezza
    Kezza 7 days ago +5

    Lived in Newcastle since birth...never heard anyone say “geet walla” 😂

  • ツ
     7 days ago

    WillNE should of been here.

  • Psycho Bread
    Psycho Bread 7 days ago

    Twock? You mean TWOC...taken without owners consent. Not exactly Geordie slang

  • Jorma Steelhail
    Jorma Steelhail 7 days ago

    Is this a video that I'll be commenting on all the things they've missed that's said more? Probably

  • Gary Whitehead
    Gary Whitehead 7 days ago

    I would have to say Bobby Dazzla is reserved for inanimate objects rather than people. ‘Have you seen my new watch?’ , ‘Jesus, that’s a Bobby Dazzla that kid’.

  • Ty
    Ty 7 days ago

    Glad to understand them all

  • Kevin Kelly
    Kevin Kelly 7 days ago

    Stephen to explain his family tree

  • 43bikeguy
    43bikeguy 7 days ago

    TWOC = take without owners consent.

  • James Skills
    James Skills 7 days ago

    Love this am a Geordie my self

  • Yonderai
    Yonderai 7 days ago

    7th on trending

  • Matthew Hughes
    Matthew Hughes 7 days ago +2

    The guy on the right looks really ill :/

  • Keane50
    Keane50 7 days ago

    I fucking lost it at 1:24 😂

  • Rebecca
    Rebecca 7 days ago

    Congrats on being on the trending tab!

  • Holly Craigxx
    Holly Craigxx 7 days ago

    7 on trending💪🏻

  • Raheem Nadim
    Raheem Nadim 7 days ago

    What's worse, geordie or brummie??

  • Lauren Marie
    Lauren Marie 7 days ago +2

    The sly digs on Geordie shore AAHAHAH creased 😂😂

  • Macy Belle
    Macy Belle 7 days ago

    try and do other accents from all the citises in the uk 😂

  • Johnny Appleseed
    Johnny Appleseed 7 days ago

    7th on trending 😂

  • Harry Long
    Harry Long 7 days ago +3

    this is the proudest i've been to be from Newcastle since Buzzcocks video diary 7

  • Cameron Davies
    Cameron Davies 7 days ago

    Why isn't it true Geordie and WillNe ?

  • Leighton Ree
    Leighton Ree 7 days ago

    Why watch this when you can watch Korean Billy instead?

  • Abigail Gwynn
    Abigail Gwynn 7 days ago

    I'm from newcastle like ahaha

  • cooldavid433
    cooldavid433 7 days ago

    Part 2?

  • Ethan Coffey
    Ethan Coffey 7 days ago +2

    Love how well targeted these videos are, XO are the ideal replacement for James Charles on the trending page

  • Connor Dowson
    Connor Dowson 7 days ago +2

    Ya missed out “Am gannen yem” (I’m going home when translated into English)

  • Shola Bryan
    Shola Bryan 7 days ago

    Honestly don't think we need Will any more.

  • SirBoomerang
    SirBoomerang 7 days ago +1

    I'm so glad this is on trending.

  • Mcmyou1
    Mcmyou1 7 days ago

    It's been said you can determine a geordie lasses age bye the length of the "ee" before a sentence. The longer the older.

  • IceToMeetYou x
    IceToMeetYou x 7 days ago +1

    Sounds like willne.

  • Glasgow Rangers
    Glasgow Rangers 7 days ago

    No bad, but ain't glaswiegan slang.

  • Elle clarke
    Elle clarke 7 days ago

    Creased at the bubble bit

  • OliOli
    OliOli 7 days ago

    Mackam is better

  • Tom And jezza
    Tom And jezza 7 days ago

    I don’t need it I already am

  • LydonGreen
    LydonGreen 7 days ago

    Thanks for the advice XO and Brian and Laurence and awesome and alerious video XO and keep up the good videos XO and Brian and Cam Kirkham.

  • MR. MIME
    MR. MIME 7 days ago

    I feel like this is a different Cam to his own content, can’t say I’m not happy. More of this side of him!

  • Jeff My name
    Jeff My name 7 days ago

    “I had a bath in a shed” 🤣🤣🤣

  • ty dowding
    ty dowding 7 days ago

    Cant handle a piss outside eh lad wey up huh

  • Jason McGoldrick
    Jason McGoldrick 7 days ago

    halal meat

  • Samuel Howkee
    Samuel Howkee 7 days ago +1

    finally an xo video its been ages

  • ClumsaaY
    ClumsaaY 7 days ago

    pretty sure u nearly ran me the over the other day Brian

  • Rowley Jefferson
    Rowley Jefferson 7 days ago

    “hoy, to shout at a nearby ship”

  • Tgs420
    Tgs420 7 days ago

    No cunt from boro is saying wyaye man!

  • Adam
    Adam 7 days ago +4

    *'Gannin Yem', 'Necta', 'Nee bosh'* ... A few decent ones you lot didn't have there

  • amber louise
    amber louise 7 days ago +1

    A fucking love cam

  • Calum Anderson
    Calum Anderson 7 days ago

    Two of the most heterosexual men on the internet in one video.

  • Ben Hodgkinson
    Ben Hodgkinson 7 days ago +4

    Doesn't twoc actually stand for
    Don't know why They're adding a "K"

  • Gavin Stacey
    Gavin Stacey 7 days ago

    Thank you Brian and Cam. Very educational. Also love the kick off this season. Watched every video. Keep up the good work!👍🏻

  • LuvJohnnyx3
    LuvJohnnyx3 7 days ago +1

    Cam reminds me so much of James McAvoy.

  • James Storey
    James Storey 7 days ago

    Clamming - in need of something. Example 'I'm clamming for a pint'