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I knew I’d like him as soon as I saw him. Comedians with that face don’t make it if they aren’t funny.
Very funny guy.had a good laugh!
Make a wood box the size of your bible. Get a $5.00 bag of concrete mix. Pour the powder in the topless box. Add water. As it starts to harden, write BIBLE on it. With a small bag of concrete you can make several. Keep 2 in your bedroom. When someone tries to rob you, while throwing them at the robber yell "IN THE NAME OF JESUS"! Make sure you hit him otherwise it doesn't work well! LOL
When u realized that he was getting scolded as a big man 😂😂😂😂
I absolutely LOVE this guy!!!
Everything about this video is funny 😂😂😂 including the comments
He’s so funny!
Definitely a favorite on here. Well done.
Touchy subject matter handled very skillfully. Kudos.
Clean comedy is garbage.
That one lady's laugh makes the jokes funnier. 😄
TAKE OUT THE TRASHyes Lord 😂
5, !? It's hard to believe...
I ❤ it!!, "5 tax duductions.. 🤣
FYI I am part of the first generation of kids who were raised by parents who were obsessed with Dr James Dobson. Over the years I have found quite a few people my age who have the same mental issues as me. Once we all started taking about it we all realized that we had one thing in common. Dr. James Dobson.
Hell im an ogre and my voice sounds like that when I’m checking for burglars
Northern Mexico, called Houston Texas. Lol
You don't need to hit your kids. Denial is a good punishment. Start with their phones, move through their computer time, end with the blankets on their beds and food. They'll come around eventually. Sure, you might lose the orneriest one in the process, but 5 is too many anyway. When you have more than 2, you become climate change.
Thank you sir
Favorite comedian on this channel so far 😂😂 need more of him!
Thanks. The check is in the mail.
You better not be down there!!!
Great job, Bob!
Thanks MA and L!
This guy is funny
Yet another parent who is either too stupid, too lazy or too weak to handle their kids without corporal punishment.
No, my 2 year niece needs to be spanked whenever she runs towards the busy highway because she thinks it's a game and funny. You think she's going to listen to a lecture or go into a timeout when she doesn't know what for. She was just playing according to her point of view. It takes about 5 years for a child to be able to grasp a full understanding of empathy and how it can stop them from doing bad stuff. They understand right from wrong mostly but they don't always understand danger and how it can affect the people in their lives. There needs to be a reaction from the parent that the child will recognize and understand so that they can know what they did was wrong and that there was emotional pain involved right then and there. It is a matter of life or death if you think about it. I do believe that spankings should stop after age 5 because then a child knows that it is a bad idea to take candy from a stranger just by imagining how bad that would turn out if they did. They also know how bad it feels to have their things taken away from them. They can meditate on and think about what they did in that time of deprivation.
@Alan Fonnesbeck I don't see anything funny in it. Just sad.
@Itec0ntest You are 100% correct. It's exactly the same. Both are hilarious.
@Lizzie Allen this isn't about kids. It's about self control and having actual freaking human decency not to hit someone who can't hit back. Hitting children is the same as hitting elderly.
Spoken like somebody who doesn't have any kids.
You better not be down there! 🤣
That book helped me so much.
Pickney fi get lick!!
Im the only guy who can threaten a burglar by saying i will go get my husband 😂🤣😂i was dying
To my liver. Lol rol
Thanks for writing that! Its the only line my wife doesn't like.
Lol, love him🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The last line was great. Hope you liked your whoopin lol
5 Tax Deductions.....👌🏻 absolutely hilarious!
😂😂😂stupid..."You better get out before a call my husband"
😂😂😂 4:29" that was so embarrassing because it was right in front of my own children" 👍
😂 good stuff..."he's a Tony Romo fan so he fumbled me several times"
Assaulting children is not comedy
This guy is a funny hot mess. Haha
@bobsmiley12 you're hilarious. And sitting in front of a crowd is not as easy as it looks.
Those lights were hot up there!
Tony Romo 😂
"right in front of my children" !! LOL
Good comedy, but he rehearsed this many times.😂
Literally, change the background and you'll have this from a show in Texas...
This guy somehow reminds me of Casey Neistat. Am I alone in this? 🤔
@bobsmiley12 I've never exactly met a famous person online; sorry for being sceptical. And have you ever done shows in Dallas?
@Junior Zablosky I'm pretty sure its me.
@bobsmiley12 okay, 1) Casey Neistat is a TheXvid vlogger, and yes, quite muscular.And 2) are you the actual Bob Smiley, or someone who just has that username for some reason?
I don't know Casey...is he a really muscular good looking guy? If so, I get it.
No, I got that too
Your comedy might be funny IF you stopped throwing your religion at your audience (and if you had new material.) A "good Christian" who spanks his child with a big Bible. Hypocrisy must make sense in your religious-elite world.
Christian comedy is not for everyone, and that is okay, but it's not okay to judge something you obviously are ignorant about. Bob is a authentic of a Christain man as you will find. I do want to ask how is spanking considered hypocrisy, when discipline is found all throughout the Bible. Spanking is considered a disciplinary action, and been for thousands of years. It has been effective for thousands of years too. So I don't understand your point of how that makes Christains hypocrites.
It is in the bible. Where is the hypocrisy in that? Geez.
There is a great article on crosswalk. com, entitled "What does Spare the rod, Spoil the child mean in the Bible" by Kyle Blevins.I'm an all singin ', all dancin' dyed in the wool Christian, but I read some things that I hadn't understood previously.I know he's trying to be funny, but this has brought up some interesting worthwhile conversations.Does anyone remember Guy Smiley, from Sesame Street?He was funny.Anyway..
1 Witnessing is our calling.2 Discipling our kids is biblical and should help them be better than us. This is not even close to hypocritical. We should teach them to avoid our mistakes not just theirs.3 DryBar is owned/and ran by a Church so buckle up, Religion and Evangelism is come your way.4 Is wasn't a Bible it was a book on discipling a child the right way. Plus only a joke.5 you have just been added to n+1 prayer lists. (n being there number you are already on).
Bless This Mess YES! I complain about evangelism, and that makes me a troll? Yeah baby that makes me want to keep on rolling.
Who is this one lady in the crowd they keep inviting back with the loud laugh?
Milton Berle's mother.
I think that's me.
Very funny guy!
Ive watched his show with Tim Hawkins but I don't care he's funny
huh. Hannover Fist doing stand up.
ROFLMBO, I'll never be able to look and Bob again and not think of Hanover Fist!
A Texas vegan?What does that mean, he only eats cows that are grass-fed.
Yep all 7 of em
Carlos P Here comes round two of mad cow disease 🐄😱😂
Eww, I only eat cows that eat other cows.
lunacron its an oxymoron....a Texas vegan lol 😂
This comment shall be liked many times my friend.
The last time i heard this bit you had three boys, but it's still good. But give us something new sticky hand! Even if it's just me, I'm waiting Lol. You are my go-to morning Pandora station when I'm getting ready. No matter how you sleep, you're going to walk out the door in a good mood🙌
@bobsmiley12 Hey i was not knocking ya. I'm a legitimate fan, in my struggling walk. Thank you
I did two different shows for them and the second one was mostly new stuff. Hopefully they'll release that one as well!
What's great about Bob??? My vote is he's participating in the comments from his DB uploaded videos. Not many comedians or users follow through with it. Bob you sir, Rock! Keep others laughing bro.
Its comment on here or take the trash out. This allows me to say "Honey...I'm working right now." Thanks for watching my stuff!
Ya, he gets extra points for that.
I don't give a dang. Keep it clean so that kids can watch it, not to stop people getting offended. talk about whatever crazy crap you want to talk about long as you keep it clean then it's fine by me. (Of course I may just think that because I'm a teenage boy on the internet, which is the only place where white people are allowed to say certain words without getting crucified)