Child Discipline. Bob Smiley

  • Published on Aug 15, 2019
  • Child Discipline can unfortunately offend a-lot of people, but Bob isn't trying to offend anyone! Watch "Tartar Terrorist" by Bob Smiley only at
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Comments • 126

  • Ethan
    Ethan 23 days ago

    I knew Iโ€™d like him as soon as I saw him. Comedians with that face donโ€™t make it if they arenโ€™t funny.

  • Nan Kidd
    Nan Kidd 24 days ago

    Very funny guy.had a good laugh!

  • vahn talur
    vahn talur Month ago

    Make a wood box the size of your bible. Get a $5.00 bag of concrete mix. Pour the powder in the topless box. Add water. As it starts to harden, write BIBLE on it. With a small bag of concrete you can make several. Keep 2 in your bedroom. When someone tries to rob you, while throwing them at the robber yell "IN THE NAME OF JESUS"! Make sure you hit him otherwise it doesn't work well! LOL

  • Addie 784
    Addie 784 2 months ago +1

    When u realized that he was getting scolded as a big man ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Ali D
    Ali D 2 months ago +1

    I absolutely LOVE this guy!!!

  • olubusola akinpelu
    olubusola akinpelu 2 months ago +2

    Everything about this video is funny ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ including the comments

  • Bi- Han
    Bi- Han 3 months ago +3


  • Keith Hopkins
    Keith Hopkins 3 months ago +2

    Heโ€™s so funny!

  • OrionsAnvil
    OrionsAnvil 3 months ago +9

    Definitely a favorite on here. Well done.

    ALDO NAPOLITANO 3 months ago +7

    Touchy subject matter handled very skillfully. Kudos.

  • quantumperception
    quantumperception 3 months ago

    Clean comedy is garbage.

  • Niki M
    Niki M 3 months ago +10

    That one lady's laugh makes the jokes funnier. ๐Ÿ˜„

  • Niki M
    Niki M 3 months ago +27

    yes Lord ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Wendi Watson
    Wendi Watson 3 months ago

    5, !? It's hard to believe...

  • Wendi Watson
    Wendi Watson 3 months ago +14

    I โค it!!, "5 tax duductions.. ๐Ÿคฃ

  • Wendi Watson
    Wendi Watson 3 months ago +2


  • Meghan Marquez
    Meghan Marquez 3 months ago +2

    FYI I am part of the first generation of kids who were raised by parents who were obsessed with Dr James Dobson. Over the years I have found quite a few people my age who have the same mental issues as me. Once we all started taking about it we all realized that we had one thing in common.
    Dr. James Dobson.

  • Twilight Gardens presentations

    Hell im an ogre and my voice sounds like that when Iโ€™m checking for burglars

  • Dianna Simon
    Dianna Simon 3 months ago +32

    Northern Mexico, called Houston Texas. Lol

  • Robert Dickinson
    Robert Dickinson 3 months ago +4

    SOOO FUNNYโ˜†โ˜†โ˜†โ˜†โ˜†

  • ChipArgyle
    ChipArgyle 3 months ago +1

    You don't need to hit your kids. Denial is a good punishment. Start with their phones, move through their computer time, end with the blankets on their beds and food. They'll come around eventually. Sure, you might lose the orneriest one in the process, but 5 is too many anyway. When you have more than 2, you become climate change.

  • Jemmy Moise
    Jemmy Moise 3 months ago +3

    Thank you sir

  • Kyle Combes
    Kyle Combes 3 months ago +2


  • Cindy Eckles
    Cindy Eckles 3 months ago +2


  • Haven Michelle
    Haven Michelle 3 months ago +6

    Favorite comedian on this channel so far ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ need more of him!

    • bobsmiley12
      bobsmiley12 3 months ago +1

      Thanks. The check is in the mail.

  • Franklyn Fosu
    Franklyn Fosu 3 months ago +4

    You better not be down there!!!

  • GoneBamboo
    GoneBamboo 3 months ago +2



    Great job, Bob!

  • ScarzChosenspokesmen
    ScarzChosenspokesmen 3 months ago +3

    This guy is funny

  • mBabe
    mBabe 3 months ago +3

    Yes Lord!

  • Itec0ntest
    Itec0ntest 3 months ago +1

    Yet another parent who is either too stupid, too lazy or too weak to handle their kids without corporal punishment.

    • Anna Allen
      Anna Allen 3 months ago

      No, my 2 year niece needs to be spanked whenever she runs towards the busy highway because she thinks it's a game and funny. You think she's going to listen to a lecture or go into a timeout when she doesn't know what for. She was just playing according to her point of view. It takes about 5 years for a child to be able to grasp a full understanding of empathy and how it can stop them from doing bad stuff. They understand right from wrong mostly but they don't always understand danger and how it can affect the people in their lives. There needs to be a reaction from the parent that the child will recognize and understand so that they can know what they did was wrong and that there was emotional pain involved right then and there. It is a matter of life or death if you think about it. I do believe that spankings should stop after age 5 because then a child knows that it is a bad idea to take candy from a stranger just by imagining how bad that would turn out if they did. They also know how bad it feels to have their things taken away from them. They can meditate on and think about what they did in that time of deprivation.

    • Itec0ntest
      Itec0ntest 3 months ago

      @Alan Fonnesbeck I don't see anything funny in it. Just sad.

    • Alan Fonnesbeck
      Alan Fonnesbeck 3 months ago

      @Itec0ntest You are 100% correct. It's exactly the same. Both are hilarious.

    • Itec0ntest
      Itec0ntest 3 months ago

      @Lizzie Allen this isn't about kids. It's about self control and having actual freaking human decency not to hit someone who can't hit back. Hitting children is the same as hitting elderly.

    • Lizzie Allen
      Lizzie Allen 3 months ago

      Spoken like somebody who doesn't have any kids.

  • E K Daufin
    E K Daufin 3 months ago +5

    You better not be down there! ๐Ÿคฃ

  • E K Daufin
    E K Daufin 3 months ago +4

    That book helped me so much.

  • E K Daufin
    E K Daufin 3 months ago +1

    All 7.

  • Peace&Love
    Peace&Love 3 months ago +3


  • Day in the Life show
    Day in the Life show 3 months ago +1

    Thank you!

  • cheese zees
    cheese zees 3 months ago +1

    Pickney fi get lick!!

  • Alexandria Seilhamer
    Alexandria Seilhamer 3 months ago +50

    Im the only guy who can threaten a burglar by saying i will go get my husband ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚i was dying

  • Ann M
    Ann M 3 months ago +7

    To my liver. Lol rol

    • bobsmiley12
      bobsmiley12 3 months ago +1

      Thanks for writing that! Its the only line my wife doesn't like.

  • Kia828
    Kia828 3 months ago +5

    Lol, love him๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  • brown55061
    brown55061 3 months ago +4

    The last line was great. Hope you liked your whoopin lol

  • Sarah Doan
    Sarah Doan 3 months ago +54

    5 Tax Deductions.....๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป absolutely hilarious!

  • J Adkiss
    J Adkiss 3 months ago

    "You better get out before a call my husband"

    • J Adkiss
      J Adkiss 3 months ago

      ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 4:29
      " that was so embarrassing because it was right in front of my own children" ๐Ÿ‘

    • J Adkiss
      J Adkiss 3 months ago

      ๐Ÿ˜‚ good stuff...
      "he's a Tony Romo fan so he fumbled me several times"

  • Red Bear Preparedness
    Red Bear Preparedness 3 months ago +4

    Assaulting children is not comedy

  • June Young
    June Young 3 months ago +2

    Funny jokes!

  • Dachdog
    Dachdog 3 months ago +7

    This guy is a funny hot mess. Haha

    • Dachdog
      Dachdog 3 months ago

      @bobsmiley12 you're hilarious. And sitting in front of a crowd is not as easy as it looks.

    • bobsmiley12
      bobsmiley12 3 months ago +2

      Those lights were hot up there!

  • Brent Francis
    Brent Francis 3 months ago +14

    Tony Romo ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Gildas Le Fur
    Gildas Le Fur 3 months ago +72

    "right in front of my children" !! LOL

  • CZF 7228
    CZF 7228 3 months ago +1

    Good comedy, but he rehearsed this many times.๐Ÿ˜‚

    • CZF 7228
      CZF 7228 3 months ago +1

      Literally, change the background and you'll have this from a show in Texas...

  • Avver DK Mikji FD
    Avver DK Mikji FD 3 months ago +2

    Plot twiiiist

  • No Name
    No Name 3 months ago +3

    This guy somehow reminds me of Casey Neistat. Am I alone in this? ๐Ÿค”

    • Junior Zablosky
      Junior Zablosky 3 months ago

      @bobsmiley12 I've never exactly met a famous person online; sorry for being sceptical. And have you ever done shows in Dallas?

    • bobsmiley12
      bobsmiley12 3 months ago +1

      @Junior Zablosky I'm pretty sure its me.

    • Junior Zablosky
      Junior Zablosky 3 months ago

      @bobsmiley12 okay, 1) Casey Neistat is a TheXvid vlogger, and yes, quite muscular.
      And 2) are you the actual Bob Smiley, or someone who just has that username for some reason?

    • bobsmiley12
      bobsmiley12 3 months ago +1

      I don't know he a really muscular good looking guy? If so, I get it.

    • Junior Zablosky
      Junior Zablosky 3 months ago

      No, I got that too

  • Holly Gordon Photography
    Holly Gordon Photography 3 months ago +3

    Your comedy might be funny IF you stopped throwing your religion at your audience (and if you had new material.) A "good Christian" who spanks his child with a big Bible. Hypocrisy must make sense in your religious-elite world.

    • Josh Starksbane
      Josh Starksbane 3 months ago +1

      Christian comedy is not for everyone, and that is okay, but it's not okay to judge something you obviously are ignorant about. Bob is a authentic of a Christain man as you will find.
      I do want to ask how is spanking considered hypocrisy, when discipline is found all throughout the Bible. Spanking is considered a disciplinary action, and been for thousands of years. It has been effective for thousands of years too. So I don't understand your point of how that makes Christains hypocrites.

    • Rolly Antonio
      Rolly Antonio 3 months ago

      It is in the bible. Where is the hypocrisy in that? Geez.

    • Jason Ayres
      Jason Ayres 3 months ago

      There is a great article on crosswalk. com, entitled "What does Spare the rod, Spoil the child mean in the Bible" by Kyle Blevins.
      I'm an all singin ', all dancin' dyed in the wool Christian, but I read some things that I hadn't understood previously.
      I know he's trying to be funny, but this has brought up some interesting worthwhile conversations.
      Does anyone remember Guy Smiley, from Sesame Street?
      He was funny.

    • Larry Blackmon
      Larry Blackmon 3 months ago +8

      1 Witnessing is our calling.
      2 Discipling our kids is biblical and should help them be better than us. This is not even close to hypocritical. We should teach them to avoid our mistakes not just theirs.
      3 DryBar is owned/and ran by a Church so buckle up, Religion and Evangelism is come your way.
      4 Is wasn't a Bible it was a book on discipling a child the right way. Plus only a joke.
      5 you have just been added to n+1 prayer lists. (n being there number you are already on).

    • Holly Gordon Photography
      Holly Gordon Photography 3 months ago +1

      Bless This Mess YES! I complain about evangelism, and that makes me a troll? Yeah baby that makes me want to keep on rolling.

  • kaykay12152
    kaykay12152 3 months ago +5

    Who is this one lady in the crowd they keep inviting back with the loud laugh?

  • Michele Michael*
    Michele Michael* 3 months ago +5

    Very funny guy!

  • C W
    C W 3 months ago +25

    Ive watched his show with Tim Hawkins but I don't care he's funny

  • SilverSidedSquirrel
    SilverSidedSquirrel 3 months ago +2

    huh. Hannover Fist doing stand up.

    • Rood67
      Rood67 3 months ago

      ROFLMBO, I'll never be able to look and Bob again and not think of Hanover Fist!

  • lunacron
    lunacron 3 months ago +204

    A Texas vegan?
    What does that mean, he only eats cows that are grass-fed.

    • Robbie Tucker
      Robbie Tucker 2 months ago +3

      Yep all 7 of em

    • Lilith Scyther
      Lilith Scyther 3 months ago +4

      Carlos P Here comes round two of mad cow disease ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚

    • Carlos P
      Carlos P 3 months ago +7

      Eww, I only eat cows that eat other cows.

    • MrSuperman2307
      MrSuperman2307 3 months ago +5

      lunacron its an oxymoron....a Texas vegan lol ๐Ÿ˜‚

    • Tony Mitchell
      Tony Mitchell 3 months ago +8

      This comment shall be liked many times my friend.

  • Michael Thomas
    Michael Thomas 3 months ago +13

    The last time i heard this bit you had three boys, but it's still good. But give us something new sticky hand! Even if it's just me, I'm waiting Lol. You are my go-to morning Pandora station when I'm getting ready. No matter how you sleep, you're going to walk out the door in a good mood๐Ÿ™Œ

    • Michael Thomas
      Michael Thomas 3 months ago +2

      @bobsmiley12 Hey i was not knocking ya. I'm a legitimate fan, in my struggling walk. Thank you

    • bobsmiley12
      bobsmiley12 3 months ago +3

      I did two different shows for them and the second one was mostly new stuff. Hopefully they'll release that one as well!

  • John Hoskinson
    John Hoskinson 3 months ago +22

    What's great about Bob??? My vote is he's participating in the comments from his DB uploaded videos. Not many comedians or users follow through with it. Bob you sir, Rock! Keep others laughing bro.

    • bobsmiley12
      bobsmiley12 3 months ago +21

      Its comment on here or take the trash out. This allows me to say "Honey...I'm working right now." Thanks for watching my stuff!

    • hillbilly bob
      hillbilly bob 3 months ago +3

      Ya, he gets extra points for that.

  • #1 lobster
    #1 lobster 3 months ago +16

    I don't give a dang. Keep it clean so that kids can watch it, not to stop people getting offended. talk about whatever crazy crap you want to talk about long as you keep it clean then it's fine by me. (Of course I may just think that because I'm a teenage boy on the internet, which is the only place where white people are allowed to say certain words without getting crucified)