Saturday Stand-Up - We Got Hit On 7/11

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  • Published on Nov 9, 2019
  • A little old flashback to 2010 to my #GreenCardTour special...
    #SaturdayStandup #DontBeOffended #JustLaughThatsAllYouNeedToDo
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Comments • 578

  • Ravitej V
    Ravitej V Day ago +1

    India never hits back.
    URI surgical strike: Am I a joke to you?

  • Junior
    Junior Day ago

    Prian, why you have to say it like a dick, lmao!!

  • Chandrathilaka Kapukotuwa

    Amazon (i 11 pro)

    www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07ZQSQSBM/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B07ZQSQSBM&linkCode=as2&tag=pinkee-20&linkId=842f0542968de2a4844bc012030c027d

  • Brian the Trainer
    Brian the Trainer 6 days ago

    Hurray Indian Joker is here 😂

  • MrCasquenoir
    MrCasquenoir 6 days ago +2

    The bleeping is irritating as hell...

  • Suman Lata
    Suman Lata 7 days ago

    He is an Indian

  • 007
    007 7 days ago

    Why you are so boring man..

  • Devanshu Singh
    Devanshu Singh 8 days ago +2

    At 2:20 ..Subtitle writer don't know"behenchod" he wrote "that's all.". 😀😀😀😀😀.

  • k k
    k k 10 days ago +3

    Narendra modi - say thay again pal 😎

  • Adorable Princess
    Adorable Princess 13 days ago

    That's why I hate sitting in the front row of a show so I won't be the first joke of the show lol

  • Алеску Ретрова

    Russel you fucking idiot

  • rubu dollo
    rubu dollo 15 days ago +1

    "Bhenchod I said stop"🤣🤣🤣

  • Rupesh Sharma
    Rupesh Sharma 17 days ago

    Time 2:16 is osm 😅🤣

  • carlo fasfafafds
    carlo fasfafafds 19 days ago

    I search the 7/11 bombings in india and it is fucking true hahahaha

  • Leo Plays
    Leo Plays 26 days ago +1

    Best part 02:20 *"Behnchod, i said stop"* 😂😂

  • Law
    Law 27 days ago +1

    I bet almost all of the comments here are Indian just like with Filipinos.

  • مع زاتك
    مع زاتك 27 days ago +1

    And the indian killing Kashmir economic people

  • M N
    M N 28 days ago

    NOOOO RUSSELL, The BIGGEST Terror act / genocide was Committed by Winston CHURCHILL, SEVEN MILLION DIED!!!!

  • M N
    M N 28 days ago

    (at 2:08 mark) OH YES You do HIT back.... Muslims die for cow, YES A COW if you have a cow meat in India you die.... By a Mob

  • madhav raj
    madhav raj 28 days ago

    Ab toh danda kr diya pak ki gnd m

  • Ricky Rahman
    Ricky Rahman 28 days ago

    Uncensore version pleaseee

  • Sameer Wavhal
    Sameer Wavhal 28 days ago

    Now the joke isn’t true anymore...

  • Hakuna Matata
    Hakuna Matata 29 days ago

    We began to shoot back.... brother.... ask Pakistan

  • Night Howler
    Night Howler 29 days ago

    Russel- banchod
    Subtitle- that's all

  • Jehov
    Jehov 29 days ago

    I spat my food when he said BEHENCHOD! 😅

  • God
    God 29 days ago

    STOP CENSORING CURSE WORDS

  • m Hin
    m Hin 29 days ago

    when I see a white girl I wonder what their breath smell like, wine? cigarettes? asshole?

  • Kayvon12321
    Kayvon12321 29 days ago +3

    The British audience didn’t laugh that much at the 7/11 joke bc in the UK the date is written 11/7.

  • Anand Potukuchi
    Anand Potukuchi Month ago

    This is so true

  • Deepak Jadhav
    Deepak Jadhav Month ago

    Its not funny

  • Ruslan Bereziychuk
    Ruslan Bereziychuk Month ago

    Russell you are not funny fool

  • anmar aljanabi
    anmar aljanabi Month ago

    Can someone please tell what is seven eleven cause I keep hear it every where I watch a video on youtube

  • Student Kong
    Student Kong Month ago

    I didn't get the 7/11... can someone explain

  • Fulgrim
    Fulgrim Month ago

    Please, don't mute f***** parts. Bplep them, at least, but not mute. It realy gets to ears, blasts. Or there's a better way. Just leave them the way they are.

  • krazzy nisha
    krazzy nisha Month ago

    benchod= that's all and unmuted.. lmfao

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  • John Doe
    John Doe Month ago

    7/11😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • John Doe
      John Doe Month ago

      The Simpsons cartoon is a good example!

    • John Doe
      John Doe Month ago +1

      @Tat Tvam Asi because most 7/11 stores are owned by people from India

    • Tat Tvam Asi
      Tat Tvam Asi Month ago

      I did not get the joke. Why the date is so funny?

  • Keith nunya
    Keith nunya Month ago

    If everytime you hear the word "bombay" it makes you think of the Greaseman referring to the "bombay doors",hit the like button

  • Bartek Wysocki
    Bartek Wysocki Month ago +1

    Russel Peters censured... most pointless thing ever

  • badguy blah
    badguy blah Month ago

    He din say "that's all".. he said behnchod

  • Mad Max
    Mad Max Month ago

    In that 20 min entire US on Fire

    And you just kidding us that we spent more time to save our People

    Ba@#$ud

  • Samad Robinson
    Samad Robinson Month ago

    Damn on my birthday

  • Vikram Shrivastava
    Vikram Shrivastava Month ago

    Wow Russell, making fun of such an awful event. You forgot to tell what happened to all those terrorists, don't you see news?

  • Jayson Castro
    Jayson Castro Month ago

    This guy is not funny at all. Retard indian.

  • KNG CELSIUS
    KNG CELSIUS Month ago

    www.russellpeters.com is so fucking funny

  • Muhammad Talha
    Muhammad Talha Month ago

    My family get hurt in that attack and you are making fun of it you fucking ass hole

  • Saurabh Narkar
    Saurabh Narkar Month ago

    You are bastard..... chutiyaa

  • Christopher Greed
    Christopher Greed Month ago

    Hotel Mumbai. Watch the movie.

  • Nathan
    Nathan Month ago +1

    "..We got hit on 7/11" 420k views.

  • Saleen S7
    Saleen S7 Month ago

    just gonna pretend my birthday isn’t on the 11th

  • Fleetfoot S
    Fleetfoot S Month ago

    You're getting more and more unfunny with each video. Fuck you Russell for wasting my time.

  • Dale More
    Dale More Month ago

    America was 9/11 India was 7/11. There’s a joke right there.

  • Anonymous Ahmed
    Anonymous Ahmed Month ago

    This guy is disrespectful

  • uttario sarkar
    uttario sarkar Month ago +1

    Russell peters,u think u can shame india,our prime minister went to houston,gave a brilliant speech,that every one watching him became speech less,u don't know ur own culture,u r a bastard man,u idiot Russell peters

  • B. Lalthazuala Thatea

    Worst ever

  • Raju Kumaran
    Raju Kumaran Month ago

    That was under the old croak Manmohan, who had no guts, Now India under Modi has squeezed Pakistan’s testes into torsion.....painful, and more to come when the Russians deliver the first S400

  • Michael Bradley
    Michael Bradley Month ago

    Wanna hit

  • Sreyas C.V
    Sreyas C.V Month ago

    But now India fucks........

  • Coco Nut
    Coco Nut Month ago

    I don't find him funny at all. I didn't even laugh at all the.

  • subodh badola
    subodh badola Month ago

    First of all , the terrorists weren’t Indians but Pakistanis ( as they usually are ) , secondly, try something new, imitating “Indian accent “ to get laughs is not a thing anymore. Lastly, you are a bit late on uploading this clip as India has started hitting back pretty good.