Meanwhile... America's Record-High Cheese Surplus

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  • Published on Jan 16, 2019
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  • Kathryn Harris
    Kathryn Harris 11 days ago

    I wanna be that lady! Nonetheless, it’s lovely to have a story where Trump isn’t ruining it...so rare these days. Now that is REALLY living your best life! Cheers!🥂😆

  • Marty ponish
    Marty ponish 27 days ago

    America such a great country why do these creeps mock

  • June Rosa
    June Rosa 28 days ago

    Let em eat cheese! 😐

  • PDXsays
    PDXsays 28 days ago

    1.4BB lbs? Sounds like the marijuana flower crop in Oregon last season. If all Oregons start smoking now, it will take 7 years to take it all up.

  • KnightSpeaking
    KnightSpeaking 28 days ago

    I wondered where Feed Dump went.
    Now I know.

  • Maribel Martinez
    Maribel Martinez 29 days ago

    Rick and morty😍

  • ASCEND Kids
    ASCEND Kids Month ago

    Really wish you could bring the eagle clip back...from the Colbert report dayz

  • Odd jørgensen
    Odd jørgensen Month ago

    Trump could seize the cheeze, and use it to build a 3 yard high, 1 yard thicc 300.000 yard long wall around DC.

  • Captain Anopheles
    Captain Anopheles Month ago

    I guess we are ridiculing alcoholics now.

  • DimebagVision
    DimebagVision Month ago

    The liberal cares not about interpreting domestic affairs. Doing so would require being truthful which triggers the left because 'muh feelings' which is why they watch this filthy nonsense and believe everything Idiot Colber says to be true simply because it suits the "resistance" agenda. And that, after all, is the core of the liberal ideology.
    Therefore; the liberal will use propaganda to twist, turn, and spin events into what "sounds good" to the lowest common deminator (aka: snowflake bernie people who were sold to 'stand with her'), these zealots then repeat previous talking points which are full of falseties, but force them as if it were facts.
    Thus; when these idiotic snowflakes are challenged on their talking points, the liberals shout 'daz racist' as a reflex when confronted to defend that which they do not know. However; the liberal will never feel embarassed for they are shameless and will continue parroting moronic idioicies from Propagandist Colbert as if he is a source of honesty. Liberalism IS a disease!

  • Jae Lynn
    Jae Lynn Month ago

    If we have such a HUGE surplus, why in the HELL is cheese so damn expensive?!

  • Jae Lynn
    Jae Lynn Month ago

    Yeah, I think he stole "meanwhile" from TYT. Not sure if The Damage Report was doing it first, but I think so.

  • ErykaSoleil
    ErykaSoleil Month ago

    Fun fact: Driving one of those electric shopping carts while drunk or drinking legally counts as operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated.
    I’m a little disappointed that Stephen didn’t tell us what the new Panera soup is. Oh, well; TO THE GOOGLES!

  • Ajbolt89
    Ajbolt89 Month ago

    That image of Stephen on a scooter drinking bourbon from a Doritos bag is gold.

  • Andrew Flowers
    Andrew Flowers Month ago

    You made me laugh.

  • Jerome Lund
    Jerome Lund Month ago

    THE POWER OF CHEESE.

  • Dee Cohen
    Dee Cohen Month ago

    Its bc I went vegan last April. Srsly.

  • Gerard Kean
    Gerard Kean Month ago

    688099.4m³ that's a lot of cheese

  • tvcharleytown
    tvcharleytown Month ago

    Doing my part to make the surplus come down! Cheeeeze!

  • Gregory Ashton
    Gregory Ashton Month ago

    Pounds? Cubic yards? This isn’t helping us metric users (rest of the world) much.

  • Kathryn March
    Kathryn March Month ago

    I want cheese with my Pringles wine please!

  • James Phillips
    James Phillips Month ago

    CBS please fire this idiot...... he’s not funny or entertaining. Johnny Carson is rolling over in his grave. Sick of late nite being nothing more than a political joke.

  • clay lowrey
    clay lowrey Month ago

    Guys please don't buy dairy, all dairy cows are forcibly impregnated, and have their children stolen from them. It's all horribly abuses, go vegan.

  • Scion of Madness
    Scion of Madness Month ago

    Kraft singles aren't actually cheese.

  • Savanah Jett
    Savanah Jett Month ago

    Actually, my coworker swears by Oreos and cheese.

  • runcows
    runcows Month ago

    America (Excluding Wisconsin)

  • Omar Joya cardenas
    Omar Joya cardenas Month ago

    Oreo has not milk product “fake joke”

  • Ernesto Caamano
    Ernesto Caamano Month ago

    The picture shown is not American cheese. For the real definition of American cheese refer to the FDA website.

  • The Impaler
    The Impaler Month ago

    The surplus is due to dickcheeses like him and his liberal propaganda "talk show" buddies.

  • bait clicker
    bait clicker Month ago

    Give it to me in football fields or Empire State buildings.

  • 555tracy
    555tracy Month ago

    Can we get that amount in suffering cows? This whole abuse of animals turned into comedy is repulsive. Colbert show, please make this right b'c I LOVE your show!

  • Stimulator7
    Stimulator7 Month ago

    OMG WHAT SONG are they playing just before the clip ends? It's amazing!

  • Em Jay
    Em Jay Month ago

    1:10 guaranteed those commodity low-balling lowest-common-denominator suppliers are not producing any kind of cheese that any self-respecting cheese lover would eat. Serves those commodity milk producers right, that overflow shit definitely ain't going towards red hawk or Humboldt fog. Enjoy your cheap-ass Velveeta.

  • gibbyh65
    gibbyh65 Month ago

    gubment cheese, its the shit....great chz

  • pinfarmer
    pinfarmer Month ago

    ...but... its american cheese. Seriously why can't we get good cheese like other places.

  • Da Di
    Da Di Month ago

    Meanwhile pitch: PetSafe ScoopFree Original Self-Cleaning Cat Litter Box, Automatic with Disposable Litter Tray and Blue Crystal Cat Litter, 2 Color Options Manufacturer Video
    It is a documentary style 2 minute ad from the cat's perspective that frames the automatic cat box as part of a larger human cat turd collecting conspiracy. I am serious, go watch it. Anyone actually, please because its simultaneously brilliant and disturbing. I don't know how to feel.

  • oopsy444
    oopsy444 Month ago

    Smoke a blunt with grandma!!

  • Vincent Duhamel
    Vincent Duhamel Month ago

    "Meanwhile" would be a nice segment to discuss international news.

  • Lesley Leith
    Lesley Leith Month ago

    No, no, no, we seniors are not taking to weed just now, we were the SIXTIES BABY, we never stopped, in 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 we are soon going to be able to buy it in liquor stores, yeah, but don’t worry, the government gets it cut by way of taxes. I’m sticking to my long term supplier. No tax.

  • Nikola Reagen
    Nikola Reagen Month ago

    Trying to figure out what’s more painful to watch.. The Big Bang theory or this absolute shitbag

  • Smokey Bear
    Smokey Bear Month ago

    maybe there wouldn't be a milk surplus if they didn't charge five dollars a gallon for it. make a comparison....oil has to be discovered,drilled for,pumped out of the ground,hauled to a refinery,refined into gasoline and trucked to the gas station.....where we buy it for $2/gallon. milk gets squeezed out of a cow's tit,pasturized and put in a jug.....and sold for five dollars a gallon!!! pour a gallon of gas into a car,and it will propel you,four friends and four thousand pounds of steel twenty miles down the road. drink a gallon of milk and you'll puke for twenty minutes.

  • James Jacobsen
    James Jacobsen Month ago

    Can't believe people listen to this moron

  • Jackie Lubeck
    Jackie Lubeck Month ago

    Oh yeah? You can do a fashion show with Oreo's of late....

  • Janice Dudley
    Janice Dudley Month ago

    Loved!

  • fish head
    fish head Month ago

    Little Steve is a true hero---a real life BUTTPLUG..........

  • Robert McGarry
    Robert McGarry Month ago

    2:30 Duh, they have been lied to their whole life.

  • Ragnarok Galaxy
    Ragnarok Galaxy Month ago

    I'm drinking right now...but I just got off work at 0400.

  • Erik Frye
    Erik Frye Month ago

    It's an inappropriate time to be at a Wal-Mart too for that matter. Then again is there ever a really appropriate time to be at a Wal-Mart?

  • Jackson Taylor
    Jackson Taylor Month ago

    WAIT... maybe I am

  • Isaac Liu
    Isaac Liu Month ago

    Stop subsidizing big cheese!

  • mercedes gomez
    mercedes gomez Month ago

    More people are going vegan & some don't like milk at all. Almond milk apparently is the thing for bodybuilding diets

  • Anuar Uribe
    Anuar Uribe Month ago

    Go to Walmart's and drink things out of pringles cans for the rest of our lives

  • Anuar Uribe
    Anuar Uribe Month ago

    Everyone!

  • J Morris
    J Morris Month ago

    Once you pop, you can't shop.

  • Kelley Green
    Kelley Green Month ago

    We *totally* love Meanwhile!!

  • Bread B
    Bread B Month ago

    MOST VIEWED VIDEO in youtube history?! Ayee let's get this bread 😂😂
    Don't forget to share -> @

  • Bread B
    Bread B Month ago

    MOST VIEWED VIDEO in youtube history?! Ayee let's get this bread 😂😂
    Don't forget to share -> @

  • NickYDGn
    NickYDGn Month ago

    GOING VEGAN DOES MAKE A DIFFERENCE!!!

  • Mary Rose Kent
    Mary Rose Kent Month ago

    I hate Oreos.

  • Steve Matthews
    Steve Matthews Month ago +1

    Wine pairs nice with pringles

  • mount rushmore
    mount rushmore Month ago

    i really do love meanwhile. fav part

  • Maya Schneider
    Maya Schneider Month ago

    WHERES THE EGG?

  • liliespetals19
    liliespetals19 Month ago

    Bet wine lady was a federal employee

  • Ian Holla
    Ian Holla Month ago

    Hell yeah, and next quarter they wont artificially inseminate as many female cows, and then there wont be as many male calfs killed, females to replace mothers who are spent, and finally mother cows to die for cheap hamburger meat.

  • x50
    x50 Month ago

    Ah! that's why Trump ordered all those cheeseburgers, he's just helping out!

  • D R
    D R Month ago

    sound track of people laughing is getting old..just saying

  • Thomas Currie
    Thomas Currie Month ago +1

    I like to watch colbert. His stupidity keeps me conservative. MAGA

    • Thomas Currie
      Thomas Currie Month ago

      +Mary Rose Kent thats cute. I guess we could exchange these all day.

    • Mary Rose Kent
      Mary Rose Kent Month ago

      Thomas Currie
      Morons
      Are
      Going
      Amok

  • Marlayna Dreisinger

    I wonder if they could use the cheese as new cattle food.

  • Trent Mcgready
    Trent Mcgready Month ago

    Meanwhile... Leslie Moonves serves no Prison Time for being the Rapist Ex-Producer for Stephen Colberts Show😨🤯

  • Maya P
    Maya P Month ago

    OREOS ARE VEGAN! COME ON STEPHEN

  • David Harris
    David Harris Month ago

    That was NOT the whole story. What kind of soup did they add?!

  • Ayas Mishra
    Ayas Mishra Month ago

    Old people highest users of cannabis. What a shocker!

  • Bill Smith
    Bill Smith Month ago

    At the rate we are going the Democratic party will be the demise of this once great nation.
    When this country becomes frail, weak, overcome with chaos, with confusion
    and no longer able to defend it's own, pat a Democrat on the back.

  • Andrew C
    Andrew C Month ago

    Time to dump that cheese on Canada, it seems was the solution.

  • Zenro GG
    Zenro GG Month ago

    More people taking drugs. WHOOOOOOO!!!

  • Thomas Heffner
    Thomas Heffner Month ago

    The Late Show IS the cheese surplus lol

  • EverNewb
    EverNewb Month ago

    this is why trump is trying to force Canada to change how it runs its country so Canada can buy dairy that they don't actually need.

  • Rohan Shanbhag
    Rohan Shanbhag Month ago

    this guy is so extra but still entertaining none the less

  • wisconsindabber
    wisconsindabber Month ago

    I work at a glass shop and i can easily say over 50% of my customers are over 50 getting glass and grinders

  • Venky Wank
    Venky Wank Month ago

    So what's the "appropriate" time to consume alcohol? And how was it decided?

  • Steven E
    Steven E Month ago

    When colbert doesn't talk about trump or republicans he is at his best.

  • Mirjam OK
    Mirjam OK Month ago +3

    The USA has a lot of people who go hungry, so getting rid of all that cheese should be very easy & make a lot of people happy!!

  • 6900 subscribers with 0 videos

    Meaty epic

  • Mohammad M
    Mohammad M Month ago

    Give me all that cheese.

  • Larque Fausse
    Larque Fausse Month ago

    Stephen needed a drink umbrella to really sell that Pringles can joke.

  • Daniel Feuster
    Daniel Feuster Month ago

    top notch clip!

  • Ella Wylynko
    Ella Wylynko Month ago

    ahaha oreos don't have any dairy in them !

    • Stacy
      Stacy Month ago

      He didn't say Oreos have milk in them. He's talking about having a glass of milk with your cookies. Dipping an Oreo in milk is pretty much the classic way to consume them. lol

    • Ella Wylynko
      Ella Wylynko Month ago

      so fake newssss

  • John T
    John T Month ago

    This is what he should stick to,not Trump.. This video was funny. not like his usual..

  • The Light Ahead
    The Light Ahead Month ago

    Oh my! A Colbert clip that isn’t about Trump, how could this be??

  • mlzanercik
    mlzanercik Month ago

    (This is the parable of the soils; These are the ones who hear the word of God and this is what happens to them when it falls on their hearts):
    The sower soweth the word.
    And these are they by the (((way side))),
    where the word is sown;
    but when they have heard,
    (Satan cometh immediately),
    and (taketh away the word)
    that was (sown in their hearts).
    (The pathway soil is trampled, hard, and unresponsive. Elsewhere we are told that Satan can blind the minds of those who do not believe. (2 Corinthians 4:4)

  • attack
    attack Month ago

    there's not enough Cheese in uk, can you send some this way? These asian chip shops needs it.

  • charles cherris
    charles cherris Month ago

    Didn't Jon Stewart say on The Daily Show that Kraft isn't legally allowed to call Kraft Singles real cheese?

  • Mexican _Ninja
    Mexican _Ninja Month ago

    Then make cheese cheaper

  • Peace and Positivity
    Peace and Positivity Month ago +1

    Do you guys think animals want to be harmed or abused or slaughtered for meat, dairy, eggs, and animal products?

  • Sam C
    Sam C Month ago

    Laughing at alcoholism. Nice

  • sajad ali
    sajad ali Month ago

    ت ؤءي

  • Scot Fretwell
    Scot Fretwell Month ago

    Big pimping gets banned from the local Walmart.

  • Scot Fretwell
    Scot Fretwell Month ago

    The old folks been smoking out since the 60’s

  • Scot Fretwell
    Scot Fretwell Month ago

    A bucket of cheesy goodness.

  • Screech McGregor
    Screech McGregor Month ago +1

    Stephen Colbert Cock holster for the DNC