Binging with Babish: The Cake from Portal

  • Published on Mar 19, 2019
  • The cake, as they say, is a lie. But this one isn't: a classic black forest gateau, soaked in kirsch and laden with cherries, served entirely without fish-shaped solid waste. Stick around after the show for a sneak peek at "Being with Babish", premiering March 22nd!
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  • Binging with Babish
    Binging with Babish  3 months ago +3866

    Just wanted to let you guys know I'm hearing y'all loud and clear - very sorry I omitted the original recipe from the game! I was short on time when I shot this last week, and figured it was so full of crazy/toxic ingredients, I should just skip it. I'mma do my best to include accurate renditions in future episodes before I go into the 'Babish' version!

  • Kchy Park
    Kchy Park 9 hours ago

    You should do the heavy’s sandvich

  • Santeri Koskela
    Santeri Koskela 20 hours ago

    Please don't spread lies on the internet!!!!

  • Lisbeth P.
    Lisbeth P. Day ago

    As a german i am appalled by this Black Forest cake, but I can see it’s because of the lack of German ingredients in the USA :)

  • Robotipi
    Robotipi Day ago

    The cake is a lie
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  • mariofan 12305
    mariofan 12305 Day ago

    Thanks to you, babish...

  • Tesserious
    Tesserious Day ago

    Schwarzwälder Kirsch!!!

  • Loops
    Loops 2 days ago

    Is it Delicious and Moist tho?

  • Spooks
    Spooks 2 days ago

    Can't believe he didn't add cranial caps, so inauthentic.

  • Im Lynx
    Im Lynx 3 days ago

    I’ve been subscribed for 3months now and I’ve always wondered who washes the dishes

  • Dolphinboi
    Dolphinboi 3 days ago +1

    I hate frosting because it tastes like death

  • WASD
    WASD 4 days ago +1

    The Cake is a Lie.

  • BlueTiger Backup
    BlueTiger Backup 4 days ago

    how many smol eg?

  • Dana Navarrete
    Dana Navarrete 5 days ago +1


  • Laurentia Editha
    Laurentia Editha 5 days ago +1

    I think you have a very attractive personality

  • Humberto's brother that stabbed him

    I thought you said black Forest gato

  • Rabit Campos
    Rabit Campos 5 days ago

    the cake is a lie

  • Mono832
    Mono832 5 days ago +1

    Looks like it’s made of raw meat 🥩

  • theblackwingedsoul
    theblackwingedsoul 6 days ago +1

    "Morello cherries"

    Eating in the name of?

  • doost g
    doost g 6 days ago +1

    Is he saying saucepan like that on purpose or..? 🤣 I die every time he says it though

  • Daniel Garcia
    Daniel Garcia 6 days ago


  • David Daniels
    David Daniels 7 days ago

    Dollops. I believe the word you were looking for is "dollops."

  • samurai
    samurai 7 days ago

    When your a gaming baker

  • Pyro Wolf
    Pyro Wolf 8 days ago

    @Bendgingwithbabish how come u didnt cut the cake with dental floss? Wouldn't it help me it even layers?

  • Mr.Blunt Addiction
    Mr.Blunt Addiction 8 days ago

    this cake is a lie, where's the fish shaped chemicals?

  • Brandon Brown
    Brandon Brown 8 days ago

    Whipped cream is the best frosting

  • Brandon Brown
    Brandon Brown 8 days ago

    Whipped cream is the best frosting

  • Alpin Art
    Alpin Art 9 days ago

    what is wrong with you?! kirsch is pretty good, any german will say that it at least isn't bad on pfannkuchen or cake. It's delicious in cake!

  • S550 Danny
    S550 Danny 9 days ago

    Yeah okay that was definitely not 2 ounces of cocoa powder

  • the_meme_machine_123
    the_meme_machine_123 10 days ago

    Insert the cake is a lie meme

  • Boni Chan
    Boni Chan 10 days ago +1

    Can you make the calzones from we bear bares? IT'S LOOKS SO APPETIZING

  • MJF
    MJF 10 days ago

    I hate when English speakers use French words like gâteau

  • Eric Essig
    Eric Essig 11 days ago

    He forgot the coconut

  • Username Taken
    Username Taken 11 days ago

    the cake is a lie

  • Turbo Mega
    Turbo Mega 11 days ago

    I know I’m kinda late on this but don‘t you dare call Kirsch disgusting

  • bippity boppity boo
    bippity boppity boo 11 days ago


  • Darth Squidward1
    Darth Squidward1 11 days ago

    This is both the Portal Cake and the Mincraft cake

  • Zach Moss
    Zach Moss 11 days ago

    What if we don’t want crouch chocolate shavings

  • Lethal Serenade
    Lethal Serenade 12 days ago

    But how'd you end up only WITH a pizza peel, I wonder...?

  • mellow Russian spectator

    You angered the birthday Gods with that wish so they punished you

  • rolf alain j yasa yasa

    Everything in portal is fish shape

  • Jean Kirschtein
    Jean Kirschtein 12 days ago


  • Gq
    Gq 13 days ago

    are you single?

  • Chickpea Gamer
    Chickpea Gamer 13 days ago

    5:05 dollop*

  • Cassie Frasier
    Cassie Frasier 13 days ago

    i wish that chocolate bar was my face

  • 胡友裕
    胡友裕 14 days ago

    I hate those fruits in chocolate cakes.

  • Fred Noegel
    Fred Noegel 14 days ago

    Portal fans behold! 👌👌👌👌

  • Tastee
    Tastee 14 days ago

    This vidya better be a lie

  • coffeemug190 98
    coffeemug190 98 15 days ago +1

    I thought the cherries were eyes

  • Crista Coffey
    Crista Coffey 15 days ago

    THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!

  • Eon FN
    Eon FN 16 days ago

    Fish shaped shit isn’t here

  • Infammo
    Infammo 16 days ago

    You pronounce it aluminium?! Traitor!

  • Gabriel Yusuf
    Gabriel Yusuf 16 days ago

    We make a kirch ice cream at my work and everyone hates it. Idont know why its super delicious.

  • Cj Schneider
    Cj Schneider 17 days ago

    How did 1k dislike this? I don't understand.

  • Doctor Doom
    Doctor Doom 17 days ago

    looove your channel. haate the way you say "saucepan" lol

    • Doctor Doom
      Doctor Doom 17 days ago

      would like to add ive heard you say it differently in a much older video. wonder where/why the change happened lol

  • Mr. DeSomber
    Mr. DeSomber 17 days ago


  • Mr Diino
    Mr Diino 17 days ago

    So the cake is not a lie anymore?

  • IceMan jr.
    IceMan jr. 18 days ago


  • Ippiki Õkami
    Ippiki Õkami 18 days ago

    It's a shame that the cake is a lie otherwise I'd make it myself

  • weify
    weify 18 days ago +5

    "I'm gonna make a wish, even though it's not my birthday. Ow. That's what I get for making a wish when it's not my birthday"

  • Thorn Runestone
    Thorn Runestone 18 days ago

    Is this cake going to be a lie?

  • G_H_O_S_T
    G_H_O_S_T 18 days ago

    **Slams fists down on desk**

  • punpkin-314-pi
    punpkin-314-pi 18 days ago

    i love your sense of humour. “there’s gotta be a more human way to say that.” “ow, that’s what i get for making a wish.” i love it.

  • TBXF gaming
    TBXF gaming 18 days ago

    ITS A LIE!!!

  • Crown Mortal MC
    Crown Mortal MC 18 days ago

    I thought it was a minced meat cake

  • Yoda Man
    Yoda Man 18 days ago +1

    the cake is NOT a lie. everyone that thinks that just didnt watch the end credits all the way through 😜

  • Sarah F
    Sarah F 18 days ago

    Sucks that the cake is a lie

  • ELG 1
    ELG 1 19 days ago


  • Ultra_axe781
    Ultra_axe781 19 days ago

    Its a lie

  • Pulzar
    Pulzar 19 days ago

    Yo the cake is a lie.

  • FastestMemeInTheWest
    FastestMemeInTheWest 19 days ago

    “Fish shaped solid waste”

    CLOUD 19 days ago

    Im dissapointed you didnt follow the recipe

  • Snow_Bitzz
    Snow_Bitzz 19 days ago


  • Pistol Pete
    Pistol Pete 19 days ago

    This was a triumph

  • Entity
    Entity 19 days ago

    T H E C A K E I S A L I E

  • newtdapple
    newtdapple 20 days ago

    It would be really cool if you could make pierogies from the video game Night in the Woods.

  • Konahrik
    Konahrik 20 days ago +1

    This was a triumph
    I'm making a note here

  • K80
    K80 20 days ago

    Whipped cream doesn’t belong on any cake that isn’t an angel food cake.

  • poopity scoop
    poopity scoop 20 days ago

    after finishing the hunger games calling the cakes "star-crossed lovers" is making me feel things

  • smonge 98
    smonge 98 20 days ago +11

    It‘s called “Kirsch Wasser” in Germany. Which translates to cherry water. “Kirsch” is just the abbreviation of the name used in England and France.

  • Crimson
    Crimson 21 day ago

    Even if I don't like Foret Noir I just want to eat it when I watch this video 😍

  • R3DR01D 4115
    R3DR01D 4115 21 day ago

    Don't trust the Cake
    "The Cake is a Lie"

  • Asphalt Tube: Noobness

    It's a lie

  • Nanananernayutanayutist Jupiter Ann

    You're so amazing and hilarious.

  • lil meatwad TV
    lil meatwad TV 22 days ago

    Now I'm gonna buy the fucking game just so I can look at the cake see you in about a week

  • SinisterMinister
    SinisterMinister 22 days ago

    you know he's american when he thinks kirschwasser is disgusting

  • Ecan_ cyr
    Ecan_ cyr 22 days ago

    *Cake is a lie*

  • Noid
    Noid 22 days ago +1

    Make Destiny 2 Caydes Ramen!

  • Ice Lord
    Ice Lord 23 days ago

    Next series peeing with babish

  • Hutchslover
    Hutchslover 24 days ago

    As someone from the north of germany I can't flaw this interpretation much. Pretty shure my grandma used to do very similar steps. Southeners propably found some kind of flaw though.

  • dires
    dires 25 days ago

    Don't diss the Kirsch my dude

  • acelennygaming
    acelennygaming 25 days ago

    How can you make such a cake? The cake is a lie!

  • Toastey
    Toastey 26 days ago +1

    I HATE the cherries on Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte so much. Way better with fresh cherries imo, even though its not completely like the original

  • sa99miy
    sa99miy 26 days ago

    this was a triumph

  • juniordude20 back in action

    I don't know if you're going to revisit this comment or not but you should make the candy from Jimmy Neutron

    JOHN CENA 26 days ago +12

    Kinda disappointed there was no ethyl benzene

    (it’s a joke btw i know it kills you)

  • MasterP48HD
    MasterP48HD 26 days ago


  • Nikolas Berg
    Nikolas Berg 26 days ago

    Rick and morty

  • K Warrior 102
    K Warrior 102 26 days ago