The Millionaire Matchmaker - SNL

Share
Embed
  • Published on Dec 10, 2019
  • Patti Stanger (Scarlett Johansson) has her hands full trying to find a match for Candice (Vanessa Bayer), an unattractive millionaire with "champagne tastes and an ass face". [Season 36, 2010]
    Subscribe to SNL: goo.gl/tUsXwM
    Stream Current Full Episodes: www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live

    WATCH PAST SNL SEASONS
    Google Play - bit.ly/SNLGooglePlay
    iTunes - bit.ly/SNLiTunes

    SNL ON SOCIAL
    SNL Instagram: nbcsnl
    SNL Facebook: snl
    SNL Twitter: nbcsnl
    SNL Tumblr: nbcsnl.tumblr.com/
    SNL Pinterest: www.pinterest.com/nbcsnl/

    GET MORE NBC
    Like NBC: Facebook.com/NBC
    Follow NBC: NBC
    NBC Tumblr: NBCtv.tumblr.com/
    TheXvid: thexvid.com/user/nbc
    NBC Instagram: nbctv

    #SNL
  • EntertainmentEntertainment

Comments • 951

  • ANG GANDA
    ANG GANDA 11 hours ago

    WHY DID SHE USE THE LAURA PARSONS VOICE!

  • becca moses
    becca moses 15 hours ago

    wow we love a woman of color

  • Marcin Skóra
    Marcin Skóra 20 hours ago

    its like the 3rd skit where johansson sounds 110% robotic and fake, im not sure is that on purpose or she just can't act....

  • Kelly S.
    Kelly S. Day ago

    She nailed this lol.

  • David G.
    David G. Day ago

    CHAMPAGNE TASTE AND A ASS FACE....LMAO!!!..😂😂👍🤠

  • catzrule001
    catzrule001 2 days ago

    why can't sketches like these be cut for time lol

  • The Beana Lisa
    The Beana Lisa 2 days ago

    This skit deserved more laughs, in my opinion. It was absurdly hilarious.

  • Griffin McGonagle
    Griffin McGonagle 3 days ago +1

    Why doesn’t Candace just date a poor hot guy?

  • Mai H
    Mai H 3 days ago

    She should do more comedy she is savage and funny 😂😂

  • mariam adiepena
    mariam adiepena 3 days ago

    Funny

  • Derpster
    Derpster 3 days ago

    Dayum this was good. Watched it three times in a row. Shut up.

  • Toxiic
    Toxiic 4 days ago

    5 million net work idc if she look like dat imma get my ass a sugar momma

  • gold star
    gold star 4 days ago

    ⚡⚡⚡Watch the full, on-camera shouting match between Trump, Pelosi and Schumer - thexvid.com/video/6wm-NtMkqz8/video.html
    ⚡⚡⚡WHAT YOU'RE NOT BEING TOLD ABOUT THE HOAX IMPEACHMENT -- thexvid.com/video/Ck0eVNZtOIk/video.html
    ⚡⚡⚡TRUMP'S LETTER TO PELOSI IS ONE OF THE BEST LETTERS EVER WRITTEN BY A US PRESIDENT IN HISTORY - thexvid.com/video/vokcUy7NGlI/video.html
    ⚡⚡⚡Nancy's Christmas Impeachment:Trump Demands Sen.Trial as America given a rotten Holiday gift by Dems - thexvid.com/video/Z3nCTOIIWDw/video.html
    ⚡⚡⚡OMG! WATCH NANCY PELOSI LOSE HER MIND ON LIVE TV & SAY 1 THING THAT’LL TOTALLY RUIN HER - thexvid.com/video/B9prHmcwGxk/video.html
    ⚡⚡Trump Offers RESPECT For One 2020 Dem For Her One Wise Move - thexvid.com/video/dbTECx92Kd8/video.html
    ⚡⚡⚡ NANCY PELOSI ?? THERE ARE NO IMPEACHMENT ?? - X22 Report 20.12.2019 - Etwas Großes wird geschehen - Denkt an Admiral Rogers, denkt an Brannan - thexvid.com/video/Vp_uzQkQgLU/video.html
    ⚡⚡⚡Nancy Pelosi Lost Her Mind After What Trump Surprised Her With - thexvid.com/video/Ns3pPznIFdo/video.html
    ⚡SEAN HANNITY (HOST): Victoria. - Who’s Behind the Whistleblower? George Soros, Of Course.!!!
    ⚡Who’s Behind the Whistleblower? George Soros, Of Course - On, on this false statements, how did that work? U.S. and other people made false statements about him, yeah, that was George Soros-funded NGOs who were also in bed with the State Department. They were in bed with each other during that time, in the name of anti-corruption and it really means that Soros goes after his competitors. - www.patheos.com/blogs/dispatches/2019/10/01/whos-behind-the-whistleblower-george-soros-of-course/
    ⚡⚡⚡Drug-fueled Northern California camping trip ends in murder, attempted cover-up (1/3) - thexvid.com/video/Yi6ui2ywWuc/video.html
    ⚡⚡⚡NEW whistleblower: George Soros behind DNC pressure to fire Ukraine prosecutor at center of impeachment inquiry,
    He says it's no secret in Ukraine why Joe Biden wanted Ukrainian chief prosecutor to be fired -
    www.theblaze.com/glenn-radio/ukraine-prosecutor-viktor-shokin-fired
    ⚡⚡⚡Glenn Beck Lays Out Evidence That Ilhan Omar ⚡Married Her Brother - thexvid.com/video/ly2vy8VaHD0/video.html
    ⚡⚡Ilhan Omar: All In The Family - thexvid.com/video/y34621LVK-E/video.html
    ⚡⚡⚡⚡Trump GOES OFF on Ilhan Omar: “America-Hating Socialist” - thexvid.com/video/iLyhryOCgpM/video.html
    ⚡⚡Obstruction of Justice (Part 1 of 2) The Clinton Machine - thexvid.com/video/bk45bxuOKEc/video.html
    ⚡⚡Obstruction of Justice (Part 2 of 2) The Clinton Machine - thexvid.com/video/aOeumq8nse8/video.html

  • gold star
    gold star 4 days ago

    Maxine Waters Slated to Pay Daughter Another $108K From Campaign Funds Karen Waters already collected nearly $650,000 to run the operation - freebeacon.com/politics/maxine-waters-slated-pay-daughter-another-108k-campaign-funds-lucrative-operation/
    SHE'S DONE! Maxine Busted For ‘Illegal Dealings’ Cries Like A Baby After Trump Supporters Get To Her - thexvid.com/video/EQEE4kii7tk/video.html
    ⚡⚡Deep State diplomats provide cover for Adam Schiff Ukrainegate hoax - thexvid.com/video/0Z1bx3ON_yk/video.html
    Rep. Maxine Waters’ family continues to profit directly from her position in Congress - www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/rep-maxine-waters-family-continues-to-profit-directly-from-her-position-in-congress
    PRESENTING: The Most Corrupt Members Of Congress - www.businessinsider.com/congress-corrupt-list-2012-9?r=US&IR=T
    MOST CORRUPT: REPRESENTATIVE MAXINE WATERS .PDF. - s3.amazonaws.com/storage.citizensforethics.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/20022703/Waters%2C%20Maxine.pdf
    Congressional Misconduct Database - www.govtrack.us/misconduct
    WHOA! Joe Biden Wants this Old Footage BURNED For ONE HUGE REASON! - thexvid.com/video/mAruKxUHTBY/video.html
    Bidders show contrasting reactions to PLUS takeover no-go
    IRAN.

  • Mandy Simmons
    Mandy Simmons 5 days ago

    I know a real life Willie Earl ( by Cedric the Entertainer ) who's still in the clubs at 67 years old trynna hit on 25 year olds with long dark hair and long legs. Meanwhile he's never been on a second date. He lives in a chithole house in the hood, has big dangerous dogs and he really thinks he deserves a "Sandra Bullock type." I used to try to help him but he would not listen to me about what he could really have, he wants his hollywood fantasy and loneliness. The neighbors are gonna smell his dog eatn body one day. He has a good job and he's not ugly but he's just deluded as hell. Oh he thinks she's going to have a big nice house for him to move into too. He wanted a Patti Stanger session for free. She would have eviscerated him.

  • Oriah's Journey
    Oriah's Journey 6 days ago +5

    Scarlett should b a regular, every skit she takes on is fabulously funny. She's a great talent.

  • Victoria Rose
    Victoria Rose 6 days ago +1

    I really need this show to be real 🤣

  • Marlana Ferro
    Marlana Ferro 6 days ago

    "You have champagne taste with an Ass Face."
    Patti would actually make that statement if she hasn't already. She helped The Manzo brothers find dates and even put the fear of God into Caroline. Watch that episode. Patti killed it.

  • zippie doo
    zippie doo 7 days ago

    U have champagne taste but a ass face😂

  • Samoht Leirbag
    Samoht Leirbag 7 days ago

    Is that her long lost brother at the end? Who knows. Shut up.

  • Saffy • 30 years ago
    Saffy • 30 years ago 8 days ago +1

    Are you sure they arent related? 😂

  • Amelie Astor
    Amelie Astor 8 days ago +1

    This acting is actually amazing. The way she is able to completely turn her mouth upside down with repulsion and superiority just like Patti 😂

  • Amelie Astor
    Amelie Astor 8 days ago

    Ok this is incredible how have I not seen this before??

  • Harrison Post
    Harrison Post 8 days ago

    “If Oprah was white and horrible to be around”

  • Daniel Raphael
    Daniel Raphael 8 days ago

    Hilarious!!

  • sophie papp
    sophie papp 9 days ago

    who am i? SHUT UP!

  • James Edwards
    James Edwards 9 days ago

    Scarlett Johansson playing a white person? What sorcery is this??

  • Marzipan L
    Marzipan L 10 days ago

    oh look its the woman with the emotional capacity of a piece of wilted lettuce

  • 018anita
    018anita 10 days ago +2

    Scarlett’s acting is genius!!!

  • monogometr1c
    monogometr1c 11 days ago +4

    "You look like a visible fart"
    .........

  • JLoveBomb
    JLoveBomb 11 days ago

    Wow Scarlett is a really shit actor. Omg.

  • SirEriol
    SirEriol 11 days ago

    You can't make Taran less sexy. No matter how much you try, he will always melt your heart.

  • skyson b pei
    skyson b pei 12 days ago

    “You have champagne taste and an ass face”

  • MrBlueSky ??????
    MrBlueSky ?????? 13 days ago +1

    but the thing is i would absolutely watch this

  • rkgk1517
    rkgk1517 13 days ago

    Vanessa as Candace is actually so cute.

  • JJH Gaming
    JJH Gaming 13 days ago

    This is in a universe where Charli won the divorce

  • LongLiveInspiration
    LongLiveInspiration 14 days ago

    That voice lmao!

  • Podrick Payne
    Podrick Payne 15 days ago +3

    Scarlet just isn’t funny.. to me..

  • Jaunty Hat Society
    Jaunty Hat Society 15 days ago +1

    I have seen this show and this is pretty accurate

  • Johanna Olson
    Johanna Olson 15 days ago +1

    This gives me ‘100% hotter’ vibes

  • Craig Bode
    Craig Bode 15 days ago

    It's Napoleon's wife

  • Vivian Kimber
    Vivian Kimber 15 days ago

    OH MY GOSH i thought she said "Glove. Everybody wants it."

  • Luna Sky
    Luna Sky 16 days ago

    The lip gloss!

  • Jordan Ellis
    Jordan Ellis 17 days ago

    I dont think I can take the black widow movies seriously because I'm going to be thinking to be thinking about this video when I watch it.

  • ghostlyfingers_ 11
    ghostlyfingers_ 11 18 days ago

    yooo scarlett played her part so well

  • Javiera Inzunza
    Javiera Inzunza 19 days ago +1

    Who am I? Shut up!

  • Sahithi C
    Sahithi C 19 days ago

    SHUT UP!

  • Mckenna Christine
    Mckenna Christine 20 days ago +1

    Candace is just kip from napolitan dynamite but as a female

  • Hey There
    Hey There 21 day ago

    That definitely had to be her brother

  • Itzurgurl XD
    Itzurgurl XD 21 day ago +2

    Her face. HER FACE AT 3:05

  • upncmnh11
    upncmnh11 21 day ago +2

    Scarlet Johansen is a good comic actress i just see her as the sserious personality black widow. I know she was in ghostworld

  • Cinare Bayramova
    Cinare Bayramova 22 days ago

    That visible fart got me😂😂😂

  • Wanda Bohannon
    Wanda Bohannon 23 days ago

    I think this is hysterical!!

  • God: The MISSiah!!!
    God: The MISSiah!!! 23 days ago

    Thanks snl :) i Love u!!! 🙋God💋

  • 1997 Mtw
    1997 Mtw 23 days ago

    2:48 Is that Clayton from Drake and Josh as an adult? 😂😂😂

  • Ramon Gonzalez
    Ramon Gonzalez 24 days ago

    Aww nobody cheered when Karem Tillam made a surprise appearance!

  • k sg
    k sg 25 days ago +2

    Patti Stanger looks like a visible fart... I'm talking the real Patty Stanger, not Scarlet.

  • Aaron Arevalo
    Aaron Arevalo 25 days ago

    id get s.jo pregnant on purpose.

  • Zippy
    Zippy 25 days ago

    This was cleverly written.

  • Choomah Lezly
    Choomah Lezly 26 days ago

    Fuck