True Facts About Sloths

They're adorable as long as they're slow. Just imagine if a sloth was quick while it crawls on the floor like that.

"They havent done shit and the havent gone extinct...I'm sure you can afford to take a nap"

if u ever think you are stupid, just rememebr, sloths sometimes grab their own arm while climbing up a tree (thinking its a branch) and fall to their deaths.

This guy seriously needs to be a narrator for the boring ass history vids we watch in class

"If you're having a stressed out day, remember the sloth. They don't do shit and they haven't gone extinct."

"The sloth has razor-sharp claws on its fingers, and it would be the world's most deadly predator, but only if the world slowed way the fuck down."

Sloths are the only animals I know that have a smile in their face at all times

"Which is a astounding 3 feet per minute faster than a dead sloth"

What if, sloths actually moved so fast we only see an after-image of them?

"On average, the sloth can move around 3 feet per minute, which is an impressive 3 feet per minute faster than a dead sloth"

"if you are having a stressful day. just look at the sloth. they don't shit and haven't gone extinct. you can afford to take a nap"

Your voice is like audible liquid gold.

Why did the sloth cross the road?

I watch this when my depression turns me into a sloth and I think I can't make it to the next day. These guys survived thousands of years... Thanks, Ze Frank, for the solid vid. That ending does wonders.

Ze, you are the best! You are a legend and deserve to be more popular!

What makes it funny is the fact that the animal facts are very serious, yet the narrator is not being professional telling it.

"They dont do shit and they havent gone extinct yet" Best line. Im so jealous of them

3 years later Since I last watched this, I'm still thinking about it.

That's amazing that the sloth can exist as it is. Maybe because of the environment it lives in there aren't many predators, because I can't see it surviving anywhere else by only using algae growing on its back as a defense.

"sloths sleep their lives away and they haven't gone extinct", that's so inspiring it makes me go back to sleep!