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Josie 'I'm more scared of people who expose paedophile rape gangs,than of paedophile rape gangs' Long. What a cunt.
Jimmy always repairs a bad mood.
I took a girl to see Texas Chainsaw Massacre when they finally released it in the UK after the ban. She was so hyped to see it. When we came out, she was crying and shouting at me "why did you take me to see this?" and I said "shut the fuck up you ungrateful bitch". Best first date ever.
2:45 Well fuck... There goes my back up plan
Inglorious is spelled wrong too.
"Most SAVAGE One-Liners" Hardly savage unless you are an easily offended moron. Oh wait it's E4 a wet pathetic lefty propaganda station.
Oh, so you can say fuck on television, but not cunt?Only Britain...(?)
Sorry watch out for the taxes
Hey Jimmy come hangout 😀
you know what else is savage
@Dan Saunders The late, great Macho Man. Also, both Ben and Fred.
Far from his best. Not selective at all.
Think you need to look up what a one-liner is...Recommended viewing: Tim vine and Lee mack
Jimmy Carr: *farts*Audience: 😂😂😂👏👏👏
The country side is great, unless you wanna buy anything, go anywhere, do anything or see anyone
Withdrawing is something you do after fucking something😂😂
Just a thought about your metronome. I’m sure you probably know this but if you set the time to 1/4 you will get rid of the accent on the one.
Jimmy really "savaged" those drops of water.
£4 to get to Glasgow!
These top 10s are absolutely irrelevant, but the worst part is invariably the presentator!!! This one is particularly horrid! But it can get worse, when the topic e.g. is an arrogant prick like this one!
Lol British people what a bag of dicks
Who is the lady at 4:39?
That withdrawal and the madonna/ cheap child labour joke was bloody hilarious!
What was Amy Winehouse's last hit?About five lines.Why was the jew so stingy?Already got ripped off once.Sex with my ex-girlfriend is like bungee jumping.If the rubber breaks, you'll probably have to go see a doctor.
Jimmy's teleprompter needs to be centered to the camera more because it's making him look crosseyed... unless he actually has a lazy eye then I never noticed till now haha
He's just got a lazy eye. It's in quite a few of his promo pictures.
Is that Jezza in the first clip??
Jeremy Clarkson looking at Jimmy like he disagrees with him about the BNP and all their supporters being cunts. But then Jeremy Clarkson is a cunt too.
its funny seeing american comedians pretend they get the jokes
You must be completely retarded or retarded
Should do one on Jimmys best opening statistic jokes
What is the show he is on?
8 out of ten cats
Who is the man on the left at 0:52 ?
@Hassan Syed He just wanted to know his name, not what he was doing.
Alan Cumming. The lady is Lauren Laverne. Series 8, ep4 :)
"Strong language" yes, "adult humor" no.
that's your opinion...uptight cunt
4:35 Kakakakakakaka. I just woke up from a coma.
3:55 is my favorite
Let's face it ~ Jimmy is the LEAST funniest thing about this show 🤣🤣🤣
kinky mermaid Least funny.You kinky little mermaid you.
Yet here you are....
What is the show called?
Too scripted he's so much better live!
Lica1 I agree, you can’t really credit these one liners to him, when it’s written in front of him.
Lack complex election respect flight talent Japanese close
4:43 jimmy is so cute!!
Correction was this clip is at least 10 years old
The Disney film Pinocchio must get you hot and bothered then
What the heck did they say at 4:40 ?
The Raving Raven he said to her “you’ve got children” and she said “yeah but I’m not 66”.
Do you know what a one-liner is? None of these were savage either.
There's always one,,,,,
The majority of these were not one liners.
Who is the blonde lady @2:32 ?
From Mint Royale!....she's gorgous
everyone used to beat the crap outta Jimmy carr at Burnham upper school
Again, I wouldn't be surprised considering he used to be very religious
Wait no, he did go to Bernham Grammar (which is probably different than Upper School), 18:25 in Laughing and Joking he mentions it. thexvid.com/video/2vl7_LPIBXk/video.html
I thought he went to RGS? www.independent.co.uk/news/education/schools/a-class-apart-how-does-this-state-school-get-so-many-boys-into-oxbridge-396507.html 9th paragraph
Doctor WHO Who that explains everything then (rolls eyes sarcastically)
Brilliant hold close able current water pour tournament top.
Jimmy sounds drunk and retarded at 0.25 speed
0:53 name please 😀
BFUK1989 thanks 👍
not really oneliners tho
I don't get the joke about Dorothy's shoes: what's the first thing we know about the man who bought them?
@TheBunniMonster To the extent that the US Navy didn't realize it was a euphemism, and spent ages trying to find Dorothy.
It is that he is gay."Friend of Dorothy" (Referencing the Oz character) is even an age-old euphemism for homosexual.
Fact 1He is a manFact 2 He is rich
Could be wrong, but it struck me more as an implication that he's some pervert with a foot fetish.
Shitattack is so cute
ok ok ok ----- I LOVE CATS AND BURGERS ----- ----- I LOVE CATS AND BURGERS ----- ----- I LOVE CATS AND BURGERS -----
Black next prefer physically dry stick dignity legacy detective.
Not really one liners tho......
There were no ‘SAVAGE’ one liners here. Click bait.
The Dead Immortal ok jesus whatever you like.
Well since we're nitpicking... It's possible the person just has a very simplistic sense of humor and genuinely thought these jokes were hilarious; which wouldn't make it clickbait. _[Especially considering there isn't a massive amount of dislikes.]_ Just arguably not good choices on their part. Let's not throw around words in a fit now. u_u
The Chewbaccacabra - yeah he’s great. I was more annoyed at the click bait title than anything. I was having one of those days when you click on something and you don’t get the material the title suggested and I wanted to ‘lash out’ 😂
He did mention Wales, Norfolk and Newcastle. Not savage enough?
Whoever wrote that title is clearly someone in their 30s who just heard that word for the first time and now uses it for everything
More Jimmy one liners.
He's TOO good 😁
Those Harry Potter jokes were weak 😂
Harry Potter is shit.
The Chewbaccacabra yeah I don't think that a certain Mr Great name quite gets the idea eh matey?.
They are all weak, that's the thing about them, supposed to be silly.
Getting kissed in the forbidden forest
The Chewbaccacabra ty lol u 2
People from Norfolk disliked this video....with their six fingered, webbed hands
The ZomB I live in Norfolk and it was fucking hilarious 😂
Some of us used are 6th toe
It's funny because Rhod is the one who actually has a webbed hand and he's from Wales 😂
Funny til global warming starts to drown us. Then they'll be buzzin
I laughed harder at this comment than the video.
My dad said if you don't subscribe to my channel he'll use my rabbit as toilet paper
It's gonna be ok. Shit don't stick to rabbit fur. That's why the bear wiped its ass with the rabbit in the woods duh
Tell your dad, it’s easier if you skin it first!
Is your username a goddamn Ace Attorney reference?
make sure you film the whole thing. This could potentially be comedy gold!
Rabbit meets it's destiny, sooner you accept the truth the sooner it's gonna be just fine.... your rabbit may smell and you may even need to lend my axe to end it's misery!
Ok, will do.
Tell us a better joke then
tarantino you cant
That was't even a joke. Lame af.
@jas fay he purpossedly misspeled cunt.
Shat it you cant!
carlover i didnt get it
carlover That was a really well written joke and delivered well.
Does anybody realized that they censored cunt but didn't censored fuck?
There are lot of fine women in this show unlike the American shows.
thirst is real
This video was about jimmy carr, that's why the women didn't speak. There is plenty of good female comedy.
Munter Bryce and his eternal virginity.
Really, an american calling the uk PC? You can't say anything on american tv without being censored...
Calling a fish a slag is not a savage one liner
It is if you're a female mackerel... 🙄
yes it is
Ruhul Amin I know but it’s funny as fuck lol
Yay thanks from Nz
Thanks for the humor, from across the pond! If it weren't for TheXvid, I may never have been introduced to the 8oo10c cast and had the joy of experiencing their hilarity, in everything they do.
@Libor Jonáš name another then
@Peter Sothern That's not really the truth...
Agreed. 8oo10c is amazing. More love from the U.S.
jimmy Carr is the most intelligent comedian in england
I imagine it's just nice to get away from american studio audiences