Donald J. Trump's Salute to American Independence

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  • alka 71
    alka 71 23 hours ago

    Excellent!

  • Cassandra Darling
    Cassandra Darling 2 days ago

    It'd be cool to make something like this that honors the smart people doing good work that never get recognized but do exist.

  • AKB 241113
    AKB 241113 2 days ago

    Did Americans really vote Trump to President, or is this some dark power experiment to destabilize the whole world? The US population cannot be this stupid / degenerate to allow Trump to represent them? Or are they?

  • Brandy Barnett
    Brandy Barnett 2 days ago

    He means get to ride in the back of a police truck with cuffs

  • shaytoo 3105
    shaytoo 3105 3 days ago

    Get some new material

  • Jen Beasley
    Jen Beasley 3 days ago +1

    “To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president, right of wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile but is morally treasonable to the American public”
    “No man may poison its’ people for his private profit”
    ~President Theodore Roosevelt
    “I would rather be a little nobody than to be an evil somebody”
    “Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves”
    “You can fool all the people some of the time and some of the people all the time but you cannot fool all the people all the time”
    ~President Abraham Lincoln

    Got the gist? Ok good.

  • Pickaxe III
    Pickaxe III 4 days ago

    About as funny as a hernia. Too easy to parody trump, try something new

  • vazak11
    vazak11 5 days ago

    Its hilarious and sad given this is so accurate.

  • alphaphotoandvideo
    alphaphotoandvideo 6 days ago

    wannabe dictator

  • Native Spirit of Elizabeth Warren

    Yo Seth Meyers thank you. It is because of you and Michelle Wolf that I can now be proud of my daughter. I thought it was wrong that my 18 year old daughter has gotten 7 abortions so far. She used to come home and tell me that she would go out and try and get pregnant just so she can abort whatever guy that pissed her off that day's baby. But now that Michelle Wolf has made it an American pastime to Salute Abortions, I feel like one of those parents whose kid is an honor student. This wouldn't have happened if you didn't support Michelle Wolf so much, and its obvious you have a genuine passion for Abortions to. Again Thank You and I'm excited to see how many abortions my daughter can now go out and get with all your support

  • Dawn Di Egidio
    Dawn Di Egidio 6 days ago

    The tiny hands are hysterical, and the body size is spot on.

  • azae00 Vids
    azae00 Vids 6 days ago

    the representation of this was so tremendous you used all the best words cause everyone know he has the best words and is very smart the smartest of smart

  • Ronnie Baker
    Ronnie Baker 6 days ago

    Trump is much stupider than this video portrays

  • Robert matheny
    Robert matheny 6 days ago

    Don’t think Trump knows history. In fact I don’t think he knows much outside of lies and deception.
    A lot of people think he runs this country. Fox News runs this country. lol

  • Masterkavi
    Masterkavi 6 days ago

    That was pretty poorly written unfortunately. And not very lovingly voice acted.

  • Carl Mohan
    Carl Mohan 7 days ago

    Lol these murican liberal tears age like wine

  • Mr. Adventure
    Mr. Adventure 7 days ago

    I like the bit about Patrick Henry tweeting more than 200 years ago. That man was ahead of his time.

  • Herlon
    Herlon 7 days ago

    The War on Drugs playing In Chains live WHEEERE?

  • brandowag3
    brandowag3 7 days ago

    This is pathetic... I guess comedy is hard

  • OSKA
    OSKA 8 days ago +1

    Perfect tribute to Small Hands Donny

  • Sam Patterson
    Sam Patterson 8 days ago +2

    Hahaha, Trump stoopid amirite guys?

  • Zainab Ahmad
    Zainab Ahmad 8 days ago +2

    This is inaccurate

    He is more orange in real life

  • mong rel
    mong rel 8 days ago

    I miss when comedians made original comedy instead of making the same fucking jokes about donald trump

    • Carl Mohan
      Carl Mohan 8 days ago

      mong rel just enjoy their delicious tears

  • Dan Wilson
    Dan Wilson 8 days ago

    Is this meant to make me laugh?

  • petebacon
    petebacon 8 days ago

    PRESIDENT TRUMP KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK!

  • Bytor 1001
    Bytor 1001 9 days ago

    🤣🤣
    Right on, Seth. I especially liked the 280 characters bit.

  • PS4&Beer
    PS4&Beer 9 days ago +1

    Let's be honest nobody celebrates the 4th of July but white people. Everyone else just gets drunk and eat.

  • john Baldock
    john Baldock 9 days ago +1

    WOW! History brought to life! I had a small tear in my eye. (probably from laughing).

  • Kevin Gately is Dead
    Kevin Gately is Dead 10 days ago +1

    Trump is a great president...be proud of him.

    • Wendy Shaw
      Wendy Shaw 8 days ago +2

      all of trumps imaginary money couldn't buy my approval. I can't be proud of a man who hates a powerfully as he does. Someone who wants glory without doing anything worthy of praise. he is evil

    • NobodyNowhereKnowhow
      NobodyNowhereKnowhow 8 days ago

      I'm sure you said the same thing about Obama, right?

    • Mary Rose Kent
      Mary Rose Kent 8 days ago +1

      Kevin Gately is Dead
      He’s humiliating us all on a daily basis.

  • MickRick E
    MickRick E 10 days ago

    It is fitting that the 45th president of the united states of America is named after...(an expulsion of obnoxious gas omitted from the anus)= trump/fart.

  • Johan 393
    Johan 393 10 days ago

    Dear Liberals, Despacito

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    SHQ clips 10 days ago

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  • Pin bangkok
    Pin bangkok 10 days ago +2

    President Pence.....2019....!!

  • Pin bangkok
    Pin bangkok 10 days ago +3

    RACISM, INTOLERANCE = MAGA !!

  • Rich X
    Rich X 10 days ago +2

    Sorry I’m finding it difficult to laugh anymore. It’s getting depressing. I just realised that Trump is a bit like Professor Gilderoy Lockhart in the Harry Potter series.

  • Lokigh
    Lokigh 10 days ago

    wow. what hilarious and original comedy. Definitely not getting old now...

  • Raphaël D
    Raphaël D 10 days ago +1

    the fourth of July is the fourth day of July. July is a month, a big month, covfefe sourrounded by other months, months that repeat every year. MAGA !

  • Hung Joon Song
    Hung Joon Song 10 days ago

    What a noble and regal legacy to have

  • Tonic the Seshog
    Tonic the Seshog 10 days ago +2

    It's coming home,
    It's coming home, it's coming,
    Football's coming home.
    It's coming home,
    ​It's coming home, it's coming,
    Football's coming home.
    It's coming home,
    ​It's coming home, it's coming,
    Football's coming home.
    It's coming home,
    ​It's coming home, it's coming,
    Football's coming home.
    Everyone seems to know the score,
    They've seen it all before,
    They just know, they're so sure
    That England's gonna throw it away, gonna blow it away
    But I know they can play.
    'Cause I remember three lions on a shirt!
    Jules Rimet still gleaming,
    Thirty years of hurt
    Never stopped me dreaming.
    So many jokes, so many sneers,
    But all those 'oh so nears'
    Wear you down, through the years,
    But I still see that tackle by Moore
    And when Lineker scored,
    Bobby belting the ball
    And Nobby dancing.
    Three lions on a shirt!
    Jules Rimet still gleaming,
    Thirty years of hurt
    Never stopped me dreaming.
    I know that was then, but it could be again..
    It's coming home,
    ​It's coming home, it's coming,
    Football's coming home.
    It's coming home,
    ​It's coming home, it's coming,
    Football's coming home.
    It's coming home,
    ​It's coming home, it's coming,
    Football's coming home.
    It's coming home,
    ​It's coming home, it's coming,
    Football's coming home.
    Three lions on a shirt!
    Jules Rimet still gleaming,
    Thirty years of hurt
    Never stopped me dreaming.
    Three lions on a shirt!
    Jules Rimet still gleaming,
    Thirty years of hurt
    Never stopped me dreaming.
    Three lions on a shirt!
    Jules Rimet still gleaming,
    Thirty years of hurt
    Never stopped me dreaming.

    • 68majortom
      68majortom 7 days ago

      think you'll find when you learn to do your Sums properly it has been 52 years & they cheated to win it not once but twice, the Russian Ref & his linesmen & breaking the Rules by playing all your Games at Wembley, and we've heard all this before & it booted you in the balls then and Croatia will do the same, also every World Cup they used to give Spain/France it real tight, why because they couldn't admit that England were the BIGGEST UNDERACHIEVERS IN THE HISTORY OF THE GAME!!!

  • ijwb
    ijwb 10 days ago

    boohoo get over it already you butt hurt cancers trump will spend the next 6 and a half years as president grow up

  • Danlee smighter
    Danlee smighter 10 days ago

    Comedy is dead

  • EverythingIC
    EverythingIC 10 days ago +3

    This is a total sham. This is way too coherent to be Trump.

  • Yuri Tarded
    Yuri Tarded 10 days ago

    Lol Trump is so stupid, he probably believes everything in this video.

  • James Horn
    James Horn 10 days ago +2

    It vaguely suggests Donnie's loose connection with the facts, but the languages is far too sophisticated. Hit the writer over the head, hard, to make him regress to the way he wrote in second grade and try again.

  • Aceves Efrain
    Aceves Efrain 10 days ago

    🤣

  • Pyre
    Pyre 10 days ago

    The lefty retards in the comments are hilarious

  • FMB
    FMB 10 days ago

    hey pearl harbour again !

  • war on war
    war on war 10 days ago

    NOT FUNNY 😴😴😴😴

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    Samson Gomes 11 days ago

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  • andy mutch
    andy mutch 11 days ago

    Tears still falling in America I see...

  • betty lomba
    betty lomba 11 days ago

    wasted 2:17 of my time
    Comedy is dead
    Missing Johnny Carson

  • Phyllis Arrington
    Phyllis Arrington 11 days ago

    God bless America. Please, please!

  • petebacon
    petebacon 11 days ago +2

    Trump 2020!!!!

    • NobodyNowhereKnowhow
      NobodyNowhereKnowhow 8 days ago +1

      Sorry, I don't argue with stupid people, they only drag you down to their level and then beat you with their experience.

    • petebacon
      petebacon 8 days ago

      NobodyNowhereKnowhow YOU'RE A LOSER! A LIBERAL LOSER!

    • NobodyNowhereKnowhow
      NobodyNowhereKnowhow 8 days ago +1

      Don't worry. We have a jail cell all ready for him now, no need to wait.

    • petebacon
      petebacon 8 days ago

      Mary Rose Kent TRUMP WILL NEVER BE IMPEACHED! LAY OFF THE DRUGS LIBTARD!

  • MJMA pdcns
    MJMA pdcns 11 days ago

    But isnt it classed as bullying to keep poking fun at people about their looks and mannerisms which we are all brought up to do the opposite

    • NobodyNowhereKnowhow
      NobodyNowhereKnowhow 8 days ago

      MJMA pdcns Yes, because republicans certainly didn't do that to our former president's wife or anything, did they? Nope, only democrats and only now have people made fun of people looks or mannerisms. And our illustrious leader, this is something we all know that he would NEVER stoop to: making fun of a person's looks or mannerisms.

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  • timetowaste
    timetowaste 11 days ago +2

    oh look. another late night tv host with an anti trump message on trending...

    • NobodyNowhereKnowhow
      NobodyNowhereKnowhow 8 days ago

      timetowaste I know, it's some pretty low hanging fruit, but damn, it's funny.

  • Skipp Bartlett
    Skipp Bartlett 11 days ago

    Why are there so many late late shoes ffs

  • The British Aviator
    The British Aviator 11 days ago +2

    If you’re president, you need to have hair that doesn’t in any way look like a wig.

  • Johan Öhgren
    Johan Öhgren 11 days ago +7

    Trump has to be the most mocked president in U.S. history..
    See Donald, you have a an acomplishment..

  • Arturo Games
    Arturo Games 11 days ago

    And here comes the overreaction from both sides of the table... (Insert voice crack woo hoo)

  • Darth Ruin
    Darth Ruin 11 days ago

    Americans think they are free 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • john phillips
    john phillips 11 days ago

    Eternity is to long to get this wrong. Accept Jesus Christ today, we are not promised a tomorrow. Do yourselves a favour and check out these channels, The Potters Clay and ODD Reality.

  • Pat Anderson
    Pat Anderson 11 days ago

    so edgy! did you ever do anything similar with obama?? he was a real dummy so there were plenty of opportunities!

  • themadcat
    themadcat 11 days ago +1

    americans just wont give anyone a chance at being presidant , sure he might not be the prettiest or smartest president ever but he has done well so far and believes a chance to prove himeself , its only 4 years anyway if you hate him so give him a break atleast hes better than Hilary Clinton

    • Wendy Shaw
      Wendy Shaw 8 days ago

      He has had his chance.....and he has shown what he thinks....and we sit in fear that the worst he can do still hasn't been done yet. You are right tho...Hillary wouldn't have been a great president. Perhaps we shouldn't hide our heads in the sand and be on the lookout for someone who will be a GREAT president. Democrat or Republican or Independent. Lets vote for the person, not the party

    • C-R-G
      C-R-G 10 days ago

      themadcat uhhhhhh yeah... I don't know about that.

  • Ted Thompson
    Ted Thompson 11 days ago

    Now is a time when we must passionately engage, with mutual respect, our friends and family with honest discourse. Along the way, we will drop a few and gain a few. but the discussion must be vocal and reasoned and continuous. No one should be suggesting that we "just don't talk about it." We f*cking NEED to be talking about it.
    REPLY

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  • Chris Bradley
    Chris Bradley 11 days ago

    It's unacceptable for any Brit to be congratulating Americans, whilst we're good friends there has to be a line... if you see any other "Brits" congratulating you for yesterday please inform them it's not right. It's disrespectful to our soldiers that died... I'm sure you understand.

    • Captain Obvious
      Captain Obvious 4 days ago

      Chris Bradley I hope you realize British soldiers also died in the civil war

  • Problematic Bunny
    Problematic Bunny 11 days ago

    Meh

  • Robin Potter
    Robin Potter 11 days ago

    Hahaha and I will get to ride in a fire truck.

  • Cooked Nigger
    Cooked Nigger 11 days ago

    Complete cancer

  • Verdova Bishop
    Verdova Bishop 11 days ago

    Trumps whole family.Isnt worthy to be in the white house because he's a racist & doesn't represent American values

    • Al Clark
      Al Clark 11 days ago

      Melania seems OK. Sure she fucks for money, but most people would if the money is huge enough.

  • Stew Stewbumer
    Stew Stewbumer 11 days ago

    This really isn't funny.

  • SaraGrawp
    SaraGrawp 11 days ago +1

    He will get his parade, but he will be riding in a police car with the public following along and cheering.

    • Al Clark
      Al Clark 11 days ago

      The only thing that would make that better is if a police dog was biting him the entire trip.

  • Emily S
    Emily S 11 days ago

    LMAO!!!

  • Sonny Urbine Reviews
    Sonny Urbine Reviews 11 days ago +1

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • kinn grimm
    kinn grimm 11 days ago

    I would be more then surprised if it would turn out that the dude currently occupying the oval office would know a tenth of the names mentioned here.

  • Amelia Ward
    Amelia Ward 11 days ago

    How did I end up in this Trump Derangement Syndrome fart chamber? Why is TheXvid pushing this no-talent on me?

  • daniel stewart
    daniel stewart 11 days ago +3

    Question: are they seriously going through with this damn military pararde?
    Wouldn't it be hilarious if no one showed up and he had to fake the number of people who showed up like he did with the inauguration.

    • daniel stewart
      daniel stewart 2 days ago

      Fandom guy he should have just photoshopped Obama's inauguration and said it was his.
      Or anybody else's but his own.

    • Fandom guy
      Fandom guy 2 days ago

      @daniel steward Just photoshop in the crowds of Kim's military parades and you're done.

  • Daniel A. Thyringer
    Daniel A. Thyringer 11 days ago

    Ride in a fire...

  • M_Porsche _911
    M_Porsche _911 11 days ago

    That was so funny 🤣😂😆

  • One Republic
    One Republic 11 days ago

    you guys are failing miserably ... this is so much fun!!! Seth is alive only in the middle of any cuntreversy.. soon to be nothing but discharge from a vaginal yeast infection.

  • Luigi Bianco
    Luigi Bianco 11 days ago +3

    Nobody tells African countries that they have to take in millions of non-Africans.
    Nobody tells Asian countries that they have to take in millions of non-Asians.
    But anti-Whites tell ALL White countries and ONLY White countries that they have to take in millions and millions of non-Whites every year until White people are minorities in their own lands. Under international law, this is genocide. White genocide.
    They say they are anti-racist, but what they are is anti-White.
    Anti-racist is a codeword for anti-White.

    • NobodyNowhereKnowhow
      NobodyNowhereKnowhow 8 days ago +1

      Luigi Bianco (just a little hint, you may want to put your swastika away before you say that again).

  • HoneySiegalSurvivor
    HoneySiegalSurvivor 11 days ago

    ACTUAL Trump July 4th Video Message thexvid.com/video/zi3mUZ6pxks/video.html on AP comments disabled, Shame..Honey R Siegal Stober July 5th, 2018 Day 2928 We The People Against Corruption Campaign To Remove&Indict Obamas, Janet Napolitano, hypocritical Trump et al. United States ACTUALLY dissolved. Evidence CV98-11374
    Q. Do you hold stock in a company known as Zenadev? Z-e-n-a-d-e-v? MR. FRANKS: Let's back up for clarification. The United States means not the United States or Canada MR. COOK:Or Mexico. Note; I need your help to find an honest judge to declare me alive and enforce a SPECIAL POWER OF ATTORNEY given to me by the main man which allows me to fire Trump and restore us. Who is with me? See thexvid.com/user/HoneySiegalSurvivorfeed

  • Titus P
    Titus P 11 days ago

    A sad day in American history

  • Jason Woods
    Jason Woods 11 days ago

    I thought Trump was being told about history and decided to switch to the Whig party

  • bogey2230
    bogey2230 11 days ago

    If you ever would like to amaze your GOP friends. Type a text message to them using only the key words shown above the keyboard for a few sentences. Then, copy a statement made by President Trump and ask them if they think both messages were actually stated by the President.

  • Kevin Mitchell
    Kevin Mitchell 11 days ago

    This isn't even funny.

  • Dan Lambright
    Dan Lambright 11 days ago

    X🌞😇😊🇸🇹🇱🇨🇸🇪🇹🇿🇸🇳🇸🇪

  • Patricia Doiron
    Patricia Doiron 11 days ago

    He didn't write this. There are no mistakes.

  • ChainsawCat
    ChainsawCat 11 days ago

    Democrats are mostly people who hate everything America. Unbelievable how crazy and stupid many protesters are marching to have there rights taken away.

  • TaraTownsend
    TaraTownsend 11 days ago +3

    Please Mr Meyers, more of "the tiny voice in the back of Donald Trump's head". That is absolutely brilliant!

  • Darrell Cole
    Darrell Cole 11 days ago +1

    tRumpf aint ever cracked a book, except a checkbook to see if he got cheated a cent or two. Know he never ever opened a history book, or a science book.

  • Peter
    Peter 11 days ago

    Trumpanzees are hilarious, they all have a stick up their ass. Go watch reruns of heehaw or Larry the cable guy instead of being snowflakes

  • Fred Flintstone
    Fred Flintstone 11 days ago

    Another Hollywood Jew that hates America, White Christians and our wonderful President. Anyone surprised?

    • Peter
      Peter 10 days ago

      Fred Flintstone Guess you didn’t get the Simpsons reference huh? Moron? Tsk tsk tsk....you’re going to hell for that caveman 😂😂😂

    • Fred Flintstone
      Fred Flintstone 10 days ago

      Two morons, one can't spell and the other one believes misspelled words are educational.
      You go meister of chaos! Lmao

    • chaosmeister
      chaosmeister 11 days ago +1

      Peter, you're not trying to educate a stone-age caveman with facts, do you? Tsk, tsk...

    • Peter
      Peter 11 days ago

      Fred Flintstone Wasn’t Jebus a Jew?

  • Theo Crater
    Theo Crater 11 days ago

    No wonder Meyer's show is going down the drain. Nothing but leftist baloney.

  • R MD
    R MD 11 days ago

    I'd say most of the founding fathers would be turning in their graves if they could see what is happening under soon to be King Trump!!!

    • Mike Zimmer
      Mike Zimmer 11 days ago

      Yeah. Sure they would. I heard a has-been actor tweet that same nonsense. You sure this isn't one of the trolls of the MSM.

  • nomine *
    nomine * 11 days ago

    Damn it, Seth, its a cheeseburger!!

  • bloodrunsclear
    bloodrunsclear 11 days ago

    Trump thanks you for reelecting him snowflakes :)

    • NobodyNowhereKnowhow
      NobodyNowhereKnowhow 8 days ago

      You do realize that he actually has to win again, right? He didn't even win the popular vote the last time.

    • Mike Zimmer
      Mike Zimmer 11 days ago

      And we'll thank you too when you make a new trailer. We're overdue.

  • Jonah Yue
    Jonah Yue 11 days ago

    #walkway

  • Random Vids Guy
    Random Vids Guy 11 days ago +1

    Trump for prison 2020!