Half in the Bag Episode 151: Slender Man

  • Published on Aug 15, 2018
  • Oh no! It's Slender Man! How scaaaaaaarrrrryyyy!!!!
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  • Mandycat Cureton
    Mandycat Cureton 4 days ago

    I got 10 minutes into this movie and gave up. It’s unwatchable. Wish Upon is a gem tho

  • jaydee152515
    jaydee152515 4 days ago

    "One up'd ya bitch"

  • Jimbre
    Jimbre 5 days ago

    Cant wait to see the Peanut Butter Jelly Time banana to make a cameo in their next spooktacular film

  • DONALD Conklin
    DONALD Conklin 6 days ago +1

    I dont even watch movies but your videos are entertaining and funny good job

  • Rodman Dennis
    Rodman Dennis 6 days ago

    “She thought it was a workout video” more layers to that joke than.....the earth

  • Сова Томпсон

    1:07-1:09 - *Mario Bros farts *

  • Inquisitor Greyfax
    Inquisitor Greyfax 9 days ago

    Dude I'm 22 and I love Kung Fu. Watched it as a kid

  • Henry Buss
    Henry Buss 12 days ago

    Milwaukee to Kenosha Isn't that far

  • FangedBeauty
    FangedBeauty 12 days ago

    ffs who cares about fucking movies?
    What happens with the gay wedding cake?

  • Chimichanga Warrior
    Chimichanga Warrior 13 days ago

    Still not the worst horror film ever. Anyone seen "The Hatred"??? That is the fucking worst movie of all time. I'd rather watch dragonball awakening on repeat.

  • Ever Vigilant
    Ever Vigilant 15 days ago

    Roach on jay @ 10:07

  • 01jaredg
    01jaredg 16 days ago

    the problem with new horror films is i start to hate the characters and start actually cheering for the killer... its not scary im just praying to the killer make the bad acting end

  • unfa
    unfa 22 days ago

    The thing is: Slender man is folk lore, nobody owns the Slenderman IP. You can't buy it, it's public domain, the authors are unknown.

  • unfa
    unfa 22 days ago


  • jake gross
    jake gross 22 days ago

    Slender man didn’t need a movie stories about him were better done by TheXvid like marbel hornets...or Everyman hybrid. It should have been a mini series documentary about slender man the characters creation, the direct media that came about from it, discusses how it effected horror in general, and even discuss the incident that occurred.

  • EdwardHowton
    EdwardHowton 22 days ago

    I never cared for the Slenderman creepypasta (or creepypasta in general, it bores me) but the best three movies about the guy are the games made by Yahtzee from Zero Punctuation.
    It isn't saying much, since the entire concept of slenderguy is _nothing_ except photoshopped yawn, but he actually tried to do something interesting with it. They look like pretty solid throwback adventure horror games, too. Better than the kind of thing I would play as a teen..

  • Brian Printy
    Brian Printy 23 days ago

    Omg, I still love this movie. It felt kind of 1970s. I wish RedLetterMedia had done this. It would be amazing!

  • Portal2099
    Portal2099 29 days ago

    "I am Kane and I will help you, along with my son, the cop, Kung-Fu Jr."

  • DomoPhoenix
    DomoPhoenix 29 days ago

    where thew fucjk is mikes joke about there not being a slenderman in milwaukee

    • DomoPhoenix
      DomoPhoenix 29 days ago

      ive already watched throught this twice trying to find ot again

  • jaythestingray
    jaythestingray Month ago

    Worst movie I saw all year

  • king of clubs
    king of clubs Month ago

    Doc was good though

  • king of clubs
    king of clubs Month ago

    At what point is it false advertising, and someone liable, for so much of a trailer to not be in the feature?

  • king of clubs
    king of clubs Month ago

    Was that sarcastic? Cuz the dark web really is a buncha black backgrounded pages.

  • Hayden Tarver
    Hayden Tarver Month ago

    You can't spell SONY without "OH GOD Y?!?!"

  • Marcus Hooper
    Marcus Hooper Month ago

    If you want to see an actually good story featuring Slenderman, watch Marble Hornets or everymanHYBRID on TheXvid. These stories are very compelling and done really well. In Marble Hornets he’s called The Operator, but it’s the same character.

  • Gerald5000
    Gerald5000 Month ago

    @4:55 "Slender Man is a film about a fictional whore character.."

  • LookingGlassProject

    You can't spell sony without soy

  • BigBroLittleSis1
    BigBroLittleSis1 Month ago

    Board? Dead inside?? Acting like a zombie???... maybe this writer knew something about teens after all.

  • Stahl und Eisen
    Stahl und Eisen Month ago +1

    lmao that thumbnail


    Letting those kids affect the movie is asinine.

  • Aerociviz Nicholas
    Aerociviz Nicholas Month ago

    I'm curious if they'd ever show the original intended movie

  • Kia044
    Kia044 Month ago

    This is slander, man!

  • Fuzzy Dunlop
    Fuzzy Dunlop Month ago

    Wait, isn't it illegal for a minor to have their mugshot out in public?

  • Fuzzy Dunlop
    Fuzzy Dunlop Month ago

    Bet the dude who made up the Slender Man wishes he trademarked that shit right about now.

  • frontliner2
    frontliner2 Month ago

    What is the difference between Half in the Bag and Re:view? I Honestly have no idea. I like this channel

  • Vahn Teller
    Vahn Teller Month ago

    Wasn't there another, more shameless movie based on the actual stabbing?

  • Jimi Taco
    Jimi Taco 2 months ago

    8:08 Any chance you'll give us a review of "Pickle Pickin'?"

  • Jason Beam
    Jason Beam 2 months ago

    I'm not the first in this comment section to mention them, but how cool would it be if someone funded a theatrical Marble Hornets flick with the original crew working on it?

  • David Matteson
    David Matteson 2 months ago

    Wait u guys r in tosa?

  • Alberto Miura
    Alberto Miura 2 months ago

    Can you please review Spiderman into the Spiderverse?!

    • Zero Black
      Zero Black 2 months ago

      They usually dont review cartoon movies

  • Lucius E
    Lucius E 2 months ago

    Slender man is the most boring idea for a movie. For the most part the scary/creepiness of slender man entirely based upon the idea that he just shows up places and no one really knows what he is or what he does. Though there are stories about proxies or whatever where slender man supposedly turns some of the people he takes into “proxies”, which I guess means like he controls them or they are crazy and work for him or something.

  • philiphied
    philiphied 2 months ago

    Normally enjoy your reviews but this review really is aimless and boring. I guess it is just like the movie.

    AXE MURDERER 2 months ago

    11:00 When you guys were looking at the Wisconsin map, didn't you realize the missing children had all disappeared around Plinkett's house?

  • Nathan Dunn
    Nathan Dunn 2 months ago

    Why was The Mummy featured alongside all the bad Sony films? Yes it was bad, but it was made by Universal so what is the point of showing it in that joke and not any other bad movies from other studios? Did yo guys think a Universal Monster movie was made by Sony?

  • Social Anxiety
    Social Anxiety 2 months ago

    Mike's impression of an out of touch movie writer/producer is top notch

  • Yuzuru A
    Yuzuru A 2 months ago +1

    23:00 or maybe she was just a little psycho cold blooded killer and invented this stupid excuse to the cops.

  • Rbo SMF
    Rbo SMF 2 months ago

    It’s creepy when someone talks about someone else getting stabbed, and then you get these tingling sensations around your body like someone is stabbing you.
    I hate that feeling.

  • Redblue
    Redblue 2 months ago

    Edit: It's Terror In The Woods(2018), it's fucking terrible in the right way.
    So I saw something on TV a while ago I could've sworn was this movie, not that I've watched it. The girls were closer to the actual age of the perpetrators and the acting was honestly spot-on as far as a couple of retarded little girls trying to kill their friend. In a painful way. I wish I'd looked at the title, because it'd be worth watching you guys suffer through.

  • eFeXuy
    eFeXuy 2 months ago

    Then who was phone?

  • LaCokaNostra81
    LaCokaNostra81 2 months ago

    jason and Freddy are based on a true story

  • Frameshift
    Frameshift 2 months ago

    This video is the first ive heard about this movie and probably the last as well.

  • Jimmy Chongo
    Jimmy Chongo 2 months ago

    "we definitely don't want to take any credit for this movie"
    Oh c'mon nobody could ever believe that the creatively brilliant minds behind "Space Cop" the film that defined an entire generation could ever produce garbage like "Slender Man"

    COBALT-Co 2 months ago

    The entire movie is just a huge insult on every level. It's honestly impressive. There's the real-life angle, the fact that it's a cash grab that is so pathetic even the makers are ashamed of, and that it completely turns off the people they needed to appeal to- the marble hornet fans.

  • Jokrr Face
    Jokrr Face 2 months ago

    My source anuuus is pretty F-ing soar bum

  • Sharif
    Sharif 2 months ago

    Whoo greenlit this

  • Tellmeimaninja
    Tellmeimaninja 2 months ago

    We already got the definitive piece of media about Slenderman. Marble Hornets ended years before this movie came out.

  • P. Bee
    P. Bee 3 months ago

    A good example of writing an elusive monster/horror with established rules would be Junji Ito's works. Some specific ones being Army of One, Uzumaki, and Splatterfilm. All three stories have "monsters" that aren't fully explained nor elaborated upon, but they still have defined rules that make the stories more suspenseful and interesting. Hell, the Slenderman mythos would probably work really well in an Uzumaki-type story! Rules don't kill the horror! Rules MAKE the horror!!

  • Aydon Look
    Aydon Look 3 months ago +1

    As a teenager who's about to be a young adult, I can confirm that teenagers do say grasshopper.

    • Aydon Look
      Aydon Look 2 months ago

      Starman256 yeah, i feel like they have a really niche view since a pretty slim portion of the teen population actually talks to them, so they’re biased towards all teens talking like the ones that talk to RLM

    • Starman256
      Starman256 2 months ago

      Its amusing how mike and jay criticize writers for not knowing how teenagers talk when they probably don't know either. I've met both really smart, well-read teens as well as some brain-dead teens.

  • Nick Booze
    Nick Booze 3 months ago

    Why was that intro so cute? i love Mike.

  • Palmer Adams
    Palmer Adams 3 months ago

    When Mike is shouting he sounds like Dana Snyder as Master Shake

  • Andrea Pareti
    Andrea Pareti 3 months ago

    9:23 Spiderman 2? I see what you did, there.

  • nate murga
    nate murga 3 months ago

    That thumbnail 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • anand altantsog
    anand altantsog 3 months ago

    Jane doe was masterpiece but this movie is pure trash
    Sure slenderman was scary back then but it lost it horror touch
    Not just white albino bald guy with a business suit
    Its the fanfic....
    They ruined slenderman

  • averagejoe455
    averagejoe455 3 months ago

    Marble Hornets
    Tribe 12
    All better Slenderman stories. All on TheXvid.

  • Donovan Delaney
    Donovan Delaney 3 months ago +1

    I've seen some good Slender Man fan films.

  • Patrick McShea
    Patrick McShea 3 months ago

    Ayy Thorp, WI here dontcha know. XD Spotted COW

  • Johnny Alpha
    Johnny Alpha 3 months ago

    God damit Sony.

  • Skrim
    Skrim 3 months ago

    SCP movie when?

  • blood_ _money
    blood_ _money 3 months ago

    Ant Man Vs The Wasp is film of the year

  • Smerg the Dargon
    Smerg the Dargon 3 months ago +4

    You what creepypasta(s) would make for a _good_ movie? SCP.
    Just make a movie out of the Containment Breach game - you've got a bunch of monsters with well-established rules in the game already, and more than 4,000 other ones to pick from the wiki to make a good story.
    With the taskforce as a fightable enemy and SCPs as an unfightable enemy, you can have both action and horror scenes while maintaining a consistent tone - you know, the kinds of movies that're pretty much guaranteed to do well, at the moment.
    Or, make anthology movies with a few individual SCPs - could follow researchers, agents, taskforce members, civilians, conspiracy theorists. There's so much you can do with the material available.
    Hell, you could throw in a comedy section of experiments done with SCP-914.
    Can we get an SCP cinematic universe? It's more sensible than the Dark Universe.

  • Andre Popcorn
    Andre Popcorn 3 months ago

    They should of reviewed the first pokemon movie

  • Saber0003
    Saber0003 3 months ago

    A Slenderman movie could work as a found footage movie, in the same vein as Blair Witch, where you don't see or learn much about the Witch, you just experience the encounter.
    Heck, just put Slendy in the background of a few shots of Blair Witch and remove the interviews at the start and you *have* a Slenderman movie.

  • SpellboundWolf
    SpellboundWolf 3 months ago

    I bet the creator whatshisface didn't even get any money for this damn film. Oh well.

  • Byron Gardner
    Byron Gardner 3 months ago

    I was actually really looking forward to this film cause the trailer looked cool and I'm a fan of creepypasta games and such. But after seeing all the backlash it got for being shit and you guys pretty much saying its not even really a movie now that they cut out all the good stuff I will still watch this but that won't be any time soon

  • Steven Beshears
    Steven Beshears 4 months ago

    I like the Mill Creek logo...

  • Natalie Mahan
    Natalie Mahan 4 months ago

    I wish they referenced marble hornets in relation to creating an interesting narrative with internet lore

  • derunsympath
    derunsympath 4 months ago

    lmao creepy pasta

  • Mad Minute
    Mad Minute 4 months ago

    Spotted a slender Rich Evans in Jay's hair at 11:32

  • Will Day
    Will Day 4 months ago

    Weren't there Slendermen who dropped apples on people in Yellow Submarine?

  • steven aloisi
    steven aloisi 4 months ago

    haha loving the term "clicheighties"

  • Noel Nol Null
    Noel Nol Null 4 months ago

    I think it would've been better if the movie was a prequel to the game that made it popular. I guess that's be too much thinking on the writer's part

  • Shane
    Shane 4 months ago +2

    Slender Man.
    Not starring Rich Evans.

  • fruitypeebils
    fruitypeebils 4 months ago

    11:33 a fly is crawling on jay's head

  • takerdust
    takerdust 4 months ago

    I am Cain. I will help you..

  • TimeWarpDrive 77
    TimeWarpDrive 77 4 months ago

    I was like " oh yeah, that movie exists!"

  • Benjamin Appleman
    Benjamin Appleman 4 months ago

    I honestly forgot about this movie existing

  • Adrijana Radosevic
    Adrijana Radosevic 4 months ago

    grashoppers... are GREEN, brah? I dunno, I'm 37, you're two even older fucks. If you don't understand what teenagers are saying, it might just be written well? Also reasons why there's none of 25:00 stuff is because this movie is trying to create the threat that comes from the INTERNET. It's not doing that WELL, but that's what it's trying to do.

  • Ignacio Cañas
    Ignacio Cañas 5 months ago

    So, basically, fuck this movie and go watch Marble Hornets.

  • Bottom Glass Cinema
    Bottom Glass Cinema 5 months ago

    When the 12 year old girls behind you are laughing at the film just as much as you are, you know they've failed to make a horror film.

  • Legion Kovic
    Legion Kovic 5 months ago

    Since you drove to Kenosha, your time would of been better spent riding on the useless streetcars.

  • Luigi Nastro
    Luigi Nastro 5 months ago

    This movie gave a new meaning to the word boring.
    And awful.


  • vivamexico254
    vivamexico254 5 months ago

    You would think that it would be a bit easier to make a scary movie with an eldritch abomination

  • Jonn Doe
    Jonn Doe 5 months ago

    Could only make It 10min In, I can only assume that the actual movie Is worse than this vid by the way you guy's are fumbling through It.

  • That Announcer Guy
    That Announcer Guy 5 months ago

    If you want to watch anything about Slender Man just watch the Marble Hornets series

  • shortylickens69
    shortylickens69 5 months ago

    this doesnt mean its any good, but the film cost 10 million to make and pulled in just about 50 million. it sucks but its hardly a failure.

  • Flynn Papandrea
    Flynn Papandrea 5 months ago

    "The Slindamin!" Very good. Oh, and go see Hellfest. I know! I knooow! I know what yer thinking. "Another uncreative slasher that's 30 years too late?" Well, you're not wrong about the uncreative part, but it's constantly ahead of the audience, finely directed with terror, tension, because it understands what it is. Solid horror

  • aBoxfulOfVids
    aBoxfulOfVids 5 months ago

    21:24 WHAT

  • Movies Over Matter Productions

    34:00 , you're so cute Mike!

  • KellsKats
    KellsKats 5 months ago

    I wonder what they’d think of Marble Hornets.

  • Gabe Pharris
    Gabe Pharris 5 months ago

    How is putting shit in the trailers that's not in the movie the fucking definition of false advertising?I don't get how that's allowed, I imagine they justify it with "editing" but like this is outrageous lol