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I got 10 minutes into this movie and gave up. It’s unwatchable. Wish Upon is a gem tho
"One up'd ya bitch"
Cant wait to see the Peanut Butter Jelly Time banana to make a cameo in their next spooktacular film
I dont even watch movies but your videos are entertaining and funny good job
“She thought it was a workout video” more layers to that joke than.....the earth
1:07-1:09 - *Mario Bros farts *
Dude I'm 22 and I love Kung Fu. Watched it as a kid
Milwaukee to Kenosha Isn't that far
ffs who cares about fucking movies?What happens with the gay wedding cake?
Still not the worst horror film ever. Anyone seen "The Hatred"??? That is the fucking worst movie of all time. I'd rather watch dragonball awakening on repeat.
Roach on jay @ 10:07
the problem with new horror films is i start to hate the characters and start actually cheering for the killer... its not scary im just praying to the killer make the bad acting end
The thing is: Slender man is folk lore, nobody owns the Slenderman IP. You can't buy it, it's public domain, the authors are unknown.
Slender man didn’t need a movie stories about him were better done by TheXvid like marbel hornets...or Everyman hybrid. It should have been a mini series documentary about slender man the characters creation, the direct media that came about from it, discusses how it effected horror in general, and even discuss the incident that occurred.
I never cared for the Slenderman creepypasta (or creepypasta in general, it bores me) but the best three movies about the guy are the games made by Yahtzee from Zero Punctuation.It isn't saying much, since the entire concept of slenderguy is _nothing_ except photoshopped yawn, but he actually tried to do something interesting with it. They look like pretty solid throwback adventure horror games, too. Better than the kind of thing I would play as a teen..
Omg, I still love this movie. It felt kind of 1970s. I wish RedLetterMedia had done this. It would be amazing!
"I am Kane and I will help you, along with my son, the cop, Kung-Fu Jr."
where thew fucjk is mikes joke about there not being a slenderman in milwaukee
ive already watched throught this twice trying to find ot again
Worst movie I saw all year
Doc was good though
At what point is it false advertising, and someone liable, for so much of a trailer to not be in the feature?
Was that sarcastic? Cuz the dark web really is a buncha black backgrounded pages.
You can't spell SONY without "OH GOD Y?!?!"
If you want to see an actually good story featuring Slenderman, watch Marble Hornets or everymanHYBRID on TheXvid. These stories are very compelling and done really well. In Marble Hornets he’s called The Operator, but it’s the same character.
@4:55 "Slender Man is a film about a fictional whore character.."
You can't spell sony without soy
Board? Dead inside?? Acting like a zombie???... maybe this writer knew something about teens after all.
lmao that thumbnail
Letting those kids affect the movie is asinine.
I'm curious if they'd ever show the original intended movie
This is slander, man!
Wait, isn't it illegal for a minor to have their mugshot out in public?
Bet the dude who made up the Slender Man wishes he trademarked that shit right about now.
What is the difference between Half in the Bag and Re:view? I Honestly have no idea. I like this channel
Wasn't there another, more shameless movie based on the actual stabbing?
8:08 Any chance you'll give us a review of "Pickle Pickin'?"
I'm not the first in this comment section to mention them, but how cool would it be if someone funded a theatrical Marble Hornets flick with the original crew working on it?
Wait u guys r in tosa?
Can you please review Spiderman into the Spiderverse?!
They usually dont review cartoon movies
Slender man is the most boring idea for a movie. For the most part the scary/creepiness of slender man entirely based upon the idea that he just shows up places and no one really knows what he is or what he does. Though there are stories about proxies or whatever where slender man supposedly turns some of the people he takes into “proxies”, which I guess means like he controls them or they are crazy and work for him or something.
Normally enjoy your reviews but this review really is aimless and boring. I guess it is just like the movie.
11:00 When you guys were looking at the Wisconsin map, didn't you realize the missing children had all disappeared around Plinkett's house?
Why was The Mummy featured alongside all the bad Sony films? Yes it was bad, but it was made by Universal so what is the point of showing it in that joke and not any other bad movies from other studios? Did yo guys think a Universal Monster movie was made by Sony?
Mike's impression of an out of touch movie writer/producer is top notch
23:00 or maybe she was just a little psycho cold blooded killer and invented this stupid excuse to the cops.
It’s creepy when someone talks about someone else getting stabbed, and then you get these tingling sensations around your body like someone is stabbing you. I hate that feeling.
Edit: It's Terror In The Woods(2018), it's fucking terrible in the right way.So I saw something on TV a while ago I could've sworn was this movie, not that I've watched it. The girls were closer to the actual age of the perpetrators and the acting was honestly spot-on as far as a couple of retarded little girls trying to kill their friend. In a painful way. I wish I'd looked at the title, because it'd be worth watching you guys suffer through.
Then who was phone?
jason and Freddy are based on a true story
This video is the first ive heard about this movie and probably the last as well.
"we definitely don't want to take any credit for this movie"Oh c'mon nobody could ever believe that the creatively brilliant minds behind "Space Cop" the film that defined an entire generation could ever produce garbage like "Slender Man"
The entire movie is just a huge insult on every level. It's honestly impressive. There's the real-life angle, the fact that it's a cash grab that is so pathetic even the makers are ashamed of, and that it completely turns off the people they needed to appeal to- the marble hornet fans.
My source anuuus is pretty F-ing soar bum
Whoo greenlit this
We already got the definitive piece of media about Slenderman. Marble Hornets ended years before this movie came out.
A good example of writing an elusive monster/horror with established rules would be Junji Ito's works. Some specific ones being Army of One, Uzumaki, and Splatterfilm. All three stories have "monsters" that aren't fully explained nor elaborated upon, but they still have defined rules that make the stories more suspenseful and interesting. Hell, the Slenderman mythos would probably work really well in an Uzumaki-type story! Rules don't kill the horror! Rules MAKE the horror!!
As a teenager who's about to be a young adult, I can confirm that teenagers do say grasshopper.
Starman256 yeah, i feel like they have a really niche view since a pretty slim portion of the teen population actually talks to them, so they’re biased towards all teens talking like the ones that talk to RLM
Its amusing how mike and jay criticize writers for not knowing how teenagers talk when they probably don't know either. I've met both really smart, well-read teens as well as some brain-dead teens.
Why was that intro so cute? i love Mike.
When Mike is shouting he sounds like Dana Snyder as Master Shake
9:23 Spiderman 2? I see what you did, there.
That thumbnail 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jane doe was masterpiece but this movie is pure trashSure slenderman was scary back then but it lost it horror touchNot just white albino bald guy with a business suitIts the fanfic....They ruined slenderman
Marble HornetsTribe 12EverymanhybridAll better Slenderman stories. All on TheXvid.
I've seen some good Slender Man fan films.
Ayy Thorp, WI here dontcha know. XD Spotted COW
God damit Sony.
SCP movie when?
Ant Man Vs The Wasp is film of the year
You what creepypasta(s) would make for a _good_ movie? SCP.Just make a movie out of the Containment Breach game - you've got a bunch of monsters with well-established rules in the game already, and more than 4,000 other ones to pick from the wiki to make a good story.With the taskforce as a fightable enemy and SCPs as an unfightable enemy, you can have both action and horror scenes while maintaining a consistent tone - you know, the kinds of movies that're pretty much guaranteed to do well, at the moment.Or, make anthology movies with a few individual SCPs - could follow researchers, agents, taskforce members, civilians, conspiracy theorists. There's so much you can do with the material available.Hell, you could throw in a comedy section of experiments done with SCP-914.Can we get an SCP cinematic universe? It's more sensible than the Dark Universe.
They should of reviewed the first pokemon movie
A Slenderman movie could work as a found footage movie, in the same vein as Blair Witch, where you don't see or learn much about the Witch, you just experience the encounter.Heck, just put Slendy in the background of a few shots of Blair Witch and remove the interviews at the start and you *have* a Slenderman movie.
I bet the creator whatshisface didn't even get any money for this damn film. Oh well.
I was actually really looking forward to this film cause the trailer looked cool and I'm a fan of creepypasta games and such. But after seeing all the backlash it got for being shit and you guys pretty much saying its not even really a movie now that they cut out all the good stuff I will still watch this but that won't be any time soon
I like the Mill Creek logo...
I wish they referenced marble hornets in relation to creating an interesting narrative with internet lore
lmao creepy pasta
Spotted a slender Rich Evans in Jay's hair at 11:32
Weren't there Slendermen who dropped apples on people in Yellow Submarine?
haha loving the term "clicheighties"
I think it would've been better if the movie was a prequel to the game that made it popular. I guess that's be too much thinking on the writer's part
Slender Man. Not starring Rich Evans.
11:33 a fly is crawling on jay's head
I am Cain. I will help you..
I was like " oh yeah, that movie exists!"
I honestly forgot about this movie existing
grashoppers... are GREEN, brah? I dunno, I'm 37, you're two even older fucks. If you don't understand what teenagers are saying, it might just be written well? Also reasons why there's none of 25:00 stuff is because this movie is trying to create the threat that comes from the INTERNET. It's not doing that WELL, but that's what it's trying to do.
So, basically, fuck this movie and go watch Marble Hornets.
When the 12 year old girls behind you are laughing at the film just as much as you are, you know they've failed to make a horror film.
Since you drove to Kenosha, your time would of been better spent riding on the useless streetcars.
This movie gave a new meaning to the word boring. And awful. And _AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIDSSSSSSSS._
You would think that it would be a bit easier to make a scary movie with an eldritch abomination
Could only make It 10min In, I can only assume that the actual movie Is worse than this vid by the way you guy's are fumbling through It.That said "NUKE THE ENTIRE FILM FROM ORBIT.....IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE"
If you want to watch anything about Slender Man just watch the Marble Hornets series
this doesnt mean its any good, but the film cost 10 million to make and pulled in just about 50 million. it sucks but its hardly a failure.
"The Slindamin!" Very good. Oh, and go see Hellfest. I know! I knooow! I know what yer thinking. "Another uncreative slasher that's 30 years too late?" Well, you're not wrong about the uncreative part, but it's constantly ahead of the audience, finely directed with terror, tension, because it understands what it is. Solid horror
34:00 , you're so cute Mike!
I wonder what they’d think of Marble Hornets.
How is putting shit in the trailers that's not in the movie the fucking definition of false advertising?I don't get how that's allowed, I imagine they justify it with "editing" but like this is outrageous lol