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The Mill Creek logo looks like it belongs on a $7 bottle of Chardonnay.
...although The Angry Birds Movie was actually quite entertaining and had beautiful production development art.
Or. My name Jeff
Haulf in the baaaaahgggg.
Weirdly enough this movie made quite a bit of money. Quick buck for everyone I suppose.
31:22 Now, I know he’s probably saying the joke wrong on purpose, but here’s how it should’ve been delivered:*”Characters disappear so suddenly in this film that it gives Infinity War a run for its money”*
I laughed at this review. Thanks guys.
What the fuck is this music in the background xD
What if the Tall Man, the G-Man, Slender Man, and W. D. Gaster were all extradimensional cousins? More importantly, do they all tie in with David Cronenberg's Videodrome mythos and/or Clive Barker's Nightbreed mythos?
slenderman was once a good horror-story, in its original form. but it got dilluted and bloated over the course of too many mediocre games and stories from the hands of inferior writers, who don´t understand the real horror before the unknown and unseen. a lovecraftian (?) entity got mired by the cheap, the mundane desire for blood and gore and quick thrills ( or to give fodder for certain youtubers, to appease the taste of the masses...)
Written by Salman Rushdie?
Slender man “killing” was the first cringe killing.
a lot of bugs flying around the warehouse this filming?
sony,....sony,......... . . . . . .sony.do you ever learn?
Does anyone remember the OTHER Slenderman hollywood movie?
Should have filmed it in a Japanese suicide forest. The bastard from that actual story is making plenty of money now
Worldwide box office take is $51,738,549 out of $10,000,000 production budget, not bad.
i'm honestly spooked.
Black Mercy, which is on netflix, is basically the sequel to the real life slender man attempted murder except they don't use the name. it sucks.
Budget: $10miGross: $51,738,549 Well, it made well....
Slenderman vs gorilla interrupted. I’d love that review
slender man < thin business man
I want more Mr Plinkett!
The Mill Creek logo looks like a house with a giant anus
"Mom, I just watched a monster kidnap my friend in the woods!!! You gotta help!!""Oh honey don't be silly, monsters aren't real. I promise you, you are safe..................Now get the fuck out of my house!"
This review was more entertaining than the source material.
slenderman just wants 20 dollars
Still lacking that Wish Upon Plinkett review.
I remember when i was 8 and was scared i was gonna see him outside the window...nostalgia
Things that work for video games often don't work for movies. Slender Man is successfully scary in a game sense because when you're in control and its up to you to get away from him, it's tense and stressful. However, it's super boring watching someone else trying to get away from something like Slender Man because there's zero pressure when you're simply watching it. That's why there's been so many good Slender games (and why most movies based on games suck).
If this can get a movie, then the Godzilla NES creepypasta, and the Russian sleep experiment should also get a movie.
The best Slender Man movie would be a normal drama film with Slender Man in the background. Ideally you'd get to the end and be like 'well where was he?' and only watching again do you realize he's in every scene, just in the background.
Wasn't the point of Freddy Krueger that he was wrongfully accused? At least in the first movie?
Thanks for reminding me about Kung fu the legend continues. Man. I remember they show!!!!
The real scary story is how two teenaged girls could convince so many idiotic adults that they did something awful based on a dumb internet meme and a fairly boring computer game.Rather than the reality where one sociopathic girl convinced her really dumb friend to help hurt a third girl. Yet even the dumb one could repeat the even more idiotic excuse they worked out beforehand to "keep their stories straight".
"And Amazon will release anything." *Awkward silence with an awkward face expression*
More people watched this video than actually saw slenderman
The laugh at 8:33
Love me some Crispin
I got 10 minutes into this movie and gave up. It’s unwatchable. Wish Upon is a gem tho
"One up'd ya bitch"
Cant wait to see the Peanut Butter Jelly Time banana to make a cameo in their next spooktacular film
I dont even watch movies but your videos are entertaining and funny good job
“She thought it was a workout video” more layers to that joke than.....the earth
1:07-1:09 - *Mario Bros farts *
Dude I'm 22 and I love Kung Fu. Watched it as a kid
Milwaukee to Kenosha Isn't that far
ffs who cares about fucking movies?What happens with the gay wedding cake?
Still not the worst horror film ever. Anyone seen "The Hatred"??? That is the fucking worst movie of all time. I'd rather watch dragonball awakening on repeat.
Roach on jay @ 10:07
the problem with new horror films is i start to hate the characters and start actually cheering for the killer... its not scary im just praying to the killer make the bad acting end
The thing is: Slender man is folk lore, nobody owns the Slenderman IP. You can't buy it, it's public domain, the authors are unknown.
Slender man didn’t need a movie stories about him were better done by TheXvid like marbel hornets...or Everyman hybrid. It should have been a mini series documentary about slender man the characters creation, the direct media that came about from it, discusses how it effected horror in general, and even discuss the incident that occurred.
Omg, I still love this movie. It felt kind of 1970s. I wish RedLetterMedia had done this. It would be amazing!
"I am Kane and I will help you, along with my son, the cop, Kung-Fu Jr."
where thew fucjk is mikes joke about there not being a slenderman in milwaukee
da joke ist thatw evefryone int milwakee fat
it goeas "A Slenderman? There isn't one in Milwaukee!"
this isprobabaly tha fitfth time i watvched dis and stiilll have not mfound it.........,., was itc cut out laterr or in a nutha reveiwi entirely
ive already watched throught this twice trying to find ot again
Worst movie I saw all year
You can't spell SONY without "OH GOD Y?!?!"
If you want to see an actually good story featuring Slenderman, watch Marble Hornets or everymanHYBRID on TheXvid. These stories are very compelling and done really well. In Marble Hornets he’s called The Operator, but it’s the same character.
@4:55 "Slender Man is a film about a fictional whore character.."
You can't spell sony without soy
Board? Dead inside?? Acting like a zombie???... maybe this writer knew something about teens after all.
lmao that thumbnail
Letting those kids affect the movie is asinine.
I'm curious if they'd ever show the original intended movie
This is slander, man!
What is the difference between Half in the Bag and Re:view? I Honestly have no idea. I like this channel
Wasn't there another, more shameless movie based on the actual stabbing?
8:08 Any chance you'll give us a review of "Pickle Pickin'?"
I'm not the first in this comment section to mention them, but how cool would it be if someone funded a theatrical Marble Hornets flick with the original crew working on it?
Wait u guys r in tosa?
Can you please review Spiderman into the Spiderverse?!
They usually dont review cartoon movies
Slender man is the most boring idea for a movie. For the most part the scary/creepiness of slender man entirely based upon the idea that he just shows up places and no one really knows what he is or what he does. Though there are stories about proxies or whatever where slender man supposedly turns some of the people he takes into “proxies”, which I guess means like he controls them or they are crazy and work for him or something.
Normally enjoy your reviews but this review really is aimless and boring. I guess it is just like the movie.
11:00 When you guys were looking at the Wisconsin map, didn't you realize the missing children had all disappeared around Plinkett's house?
Why was The Mummy featured alongside all the bad Sony films? Yes it was bad, but it was made by Universal so what is the point of showing it in that joke and not any other bad movies from other studios? Did yo guys think a Universal Monster movie was made by Sony?
Mike's impression of an out of touch movie writer/producer is top notch
23:00 or maybe she was just a little psycho cold blooded killer and invented this stupid excuse to the cops.
It’s creepy when someone talks about someone else getting stabbed, and then you get these tingling sensations around your body like someone is stabbing you. I hate that feeling.
Edit: It's Terror In The Woods(2018), it's fucking terrible in the right way.So I saw something on TV a while ago I could've sworn was this movie, not that I've watched it. The girls were closer to the actual age of the perpetrators and the acting was honestly spot-on as far as a couple of retarded little girls trying to kill their friend. In a painful way. I wish I'd looked at the title, because it'd be worth watching you guys suffer through.
Then who was phone?
jason and Freddy are based on a true story
This video is the first ive heard about this movie and probably the last as well.
"we definitely don't want to take any credit for this movie"Oh c'mon nobody could ever believe that the creatively brilliant minds behind "Space Cop" the film that defined an entire generation could ever produce garbage like "Slender Man"
The entire movie is just a huge insult on every level. It's honestly impressive. There's the real-life angle, the fact that it's a cash grab that is so pathetic even the makers are ashamed of, and that it completely turns off the people they needed to appeal to- the marble hornet fans.
My source anuuus is pretty F-ing soar bum
Whoo greenlit this
We already got the definitive piece of media about Slenderman. Marble Hornets ended years before this movie came out.
A good example of writing an elusive monster/horror with established rules would be Junji Ito's works. Some specific ones being Army of One, Uzumaki, and Splatterfilm. All three stories have "monsters" that aren't fully explained nor elaborated upon, but they still have defined rules that make the stories more suspenseful and interesting. Hell, the Slenderman mythos would probably work really well in an Uzumaki-type story! Rules don't kill the horror! Rules MAKE the horror!!
As a teenager who's about to be a young adult, I can confirm that teenagers do say grasshopper.
Starman256 yeah, i feel like they have a really niche view since a pretty slim portion of the teen population actually talks to them, so they’re biased towards all teens talking like the ones that talk to RLM
Its amusing how mike and jay criticize writers for not knowing how teenagers talk when they probably don't know either. I've met both really smart, well-read teens as well as some brain-dead teens.
Why was that intro so cute? i love Mike.
When Mike is shouting he sounds like Dana Snyder as Master Shake
9:23 Spiderman 2? I see what you did, there.
That thumbnail 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Marble HornetsTribe 12EverymanhybridAll better Slenderman stories. All on TheXvid.
I've seen some good Slender Man fan films.
Ayy Thorp, WI here dontcha know. XD Spotted COW