Half in the Bag Episode 151: Slender Man

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  • Published on Aug 15, 2018
  • Oh no! It's Slender Man! How scaaaaaaarrrrryyyy!!!!
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  • J.D. Johnston
    J.D. Johnston Hour ago

    The Mill Creek logo looks like it belongs on a $7 bottle of Chardonnay.

  • Adele Thomas
    Adele Thomas 2 days ago

    ...although The Angry Birds Movie was actually quite entertaining and had beautiful production development art.

  • Lord ShitBird
    Lord ShitBird 2 days ago

    Or. My name Jeff

  • Lord ShitBird
    Lord ShitBird 2 days ago

    Haulf in the baaaaahgggg.

  • Leo S
    Leo S 11 days ago

    Weirdly enough this movie made quite a bit of money. Quick buck for everyone I suppose.

  • Oeranion
    Oeranion 12 days ago

    31:22 Now, I know he’s probably saying the joke wrong on purpose, but here’s how it should’ve been delivered:
    *”Characters disappear so suddenly in this film that it gives Infinity War a run for its money”*

  • Jason Donath
    Jason Donath 12 days ago

    I laughed at this review. Thanks guys.

  • Sam Richardson
    Sam Richardson 14 days ago

    8:33

  • Deadhammer
    Deadhammer 16 days ago

    What the fuck is this music in the background xD

  • Judson Gaiden
    Judson Gaiden 20 days ago

    What if the Tall Man, the G-Man, Slender Man, and W. D. Gaster were all extradimensional cousins? More importantly, do they all tie in with David Cronenberg's Videodrome mythos and/or Clive Barker's Nightbreed mythos?

  • Matthias Maier
    Matthias Maier 20 days ago

    slenderman was once a good horror-story, in its original form. but it got dilluted and bloated over the course of too many mediocre games and stories from the hands of inferior writers, who don´t understand the real horror before the unknown and unseen. a lovecraftian (?) entity got mired by the cheap, the mundane desire for blood and gore and quick thrills ( or to give fodder for certain youtubers, to appease the taste of the masses...)

  • Daniel Mace
    Daniel Mace 21 day ago

    Written by Salman Rushdie?

  • Team10Member
    Team10Member 24 days ago +1

    Slender man “killing” was the first cringe killing.

  • baashdi hobstocking
    baashdi hobstocking 24 days ago

    a lot of bugs flying around the warehouse this filming?

  • baashdi hobstocking
    baashdi hobstocking 24 days ago

    sony,....sony,......... . . . . . .sony.
    do you ever learn?

  • Alex Winterhalter
    Alex Winterhalter 24 days ago

    Does anyone remember the OTHER Slenderman hollywood movie?

  • Rodgerinho -
    Rodgerinho - 24 days ago

    Should have filmed it in a Japanese suicide forest. The bastard from that actual story is making plenty of money now

  • Danethanor
    Danethanor 26 days ago

    Worldwide box office take is $51,738,549 out of $10,000,000 production budget, not bad.

  • Owen Haugh
    Owen Haugh 27 days ago

    21:30

  • Crispy Chobe
    Crispy Chobe 29 days ago

    i'm honestly spooked.

  • Chris Puckett
    Chris Puckett Month ago +1

    Black Mercy, which is on netflix, is basically the sequel to the real life slender man attempted murder except they don't use the name. it sucks.

  • Priscilla Asagiri
    Priscilla Asagiri Month ago

    Budget: $10mi
    Gross: $51,738,549

    Well, it made well....

  • ASamson123
    ASamson123 Month ago

    Slenderman vs gorilla interrupted. I’d love that review

  • FortyTwoAtheists Splimby

    slender man < thin business man

  • Fernando Valdez
    Fernando Valdez Month ago +1

    I want more Mr Plinkett!

  • Clinton Arneson
    Clinton Arneson Month ago

    The Mill Creek logo looks like a house with a giant anus

  • Pre-Packaged _
    Pre-Packaged _ 2 months ago

    "Mom, I just watched a monster kidnap my friend in the woods!!! You gotta help!!"
    "Oh honey don't be silly, monsters aren't real. I promise you, you are safe...............
    ...Now get the fuck out of my house!"

  • JoosH orsumbuddy
    JoosH orsumbuddy 2 months ago

    This review was more entertaining than the source material.

  • DrRyan82994
    DrRyan82994 2 months ago

    slenderman just wants 20 dollars

  • Andvare
    Andvare 2 months ago

    Still lacking that Wish Upon Plinkett review.

  • im replying to this comment

    I remember when i was 8 and was scared i was gonna see him outside the window...nostalgia

  • Nathan Haimson
    Nathan Haimson 2 months ago

    Things that work for video games often don't work for movies. Slender Man is successfully scary in a game sense because when you're in control and its up to you to get away from him, it's tense and stressful. However, it's super boring watching someone else trying to get away from something like Slender Man because there's zero pressure when you're simply watching it. That's why there's been so many good Slender games (and why most movies based on games suck).

  • Winter Ice
    Winter Ice 2 months ago

    If this can get a movie, then the Godzilla NES creepypasta, and the Russian sleep experiment should also get a movie.

  • Stray Dog
    Stray Dog 2 months ago +5

    The best Slender Man movie would be a normal drama film with Slender Man in the background. Ideally you'd get to the end and be like 'well where was he?' and only watching again do you realize he's in every scene, just in the background.

  • Ankford
    Ankford 2 months ago

    Wasn't the point of Freddy Krueger that he was wrongfully accused? At least in the first movie?

  • Jarion Jackson
    Jarion Jackson 2 months ago

    Thanks for reminding me about Kung fu the legend continues. Man. I remember they show!!!!

  • DeepPastry
    DeepPastry 3 months ago

    The real scary story is how two teenaged girls could convince so many idiotic adults that they did something awful based on a dumb internet meme and a fairly boring computer game.
    Rather than the reality where one sociopathic girl convinced her really dumb friend to help hurt a third girl. Yet even the dumb one could repeat the even more idiotic excuse they worked out beforehand to "keep their stories straight".

  • Dragontammer Dragon
    Dragontammer Dragon 3 months ago

    "And Amazon will release anything." *Awkward silence with an awkward face expression*

  • Alex V
    Alex V 3 months ago

    More people watched this video than actually saw slenderman

  • BazookaHorse
    BazookaHorse 3 months ago

    The laugh at 8:33

  • MrPooPooJohn
    MrPooPooJohn 3 months ago +1

    Love me some Crispin

  • Mandycat Cureton
    Mandycat Cureton 3 months ago

    I got 10 minutes into this movie and gave up. It’s unwatchable. Wish Upon is a gem tho

  • jaydee152515
    jaydee152515 3 months ago

    "One up'd ya bitch"

  • Jimbre
    Jimbre 3 months ago

    Cant wait to see the Peanut Butter Jelly Time banana to make a cameo in their next spooktacular film

  • DONALD Conklin
    DONALD Conklin 3 months ago +1

    I dont even watch movies but your videos are entertaining and funny good job

  • Average Dennis Rodman
    Average Dennis Rodman 3 months ago

    “She thought it was a workout video” more layers to that joke than.....the earth

  • Сова Томпсон

    1:07-1:09 - *Mario Bros farts *

  • Inquisitor Greyfax
    Inquisitor Greyfax 3 months ago

    Dude I'm 22 and I love Kung Fu. Watched it as a kid

  • Henry Buss
    Henry Buss 3 months ago

    Milwaukee to Kenosha Isn't that far

  • FangedBeauty
    FangedBeauty 3 months ago

    ffs who cares about fucking movies?
    What happens with the gay wedding cake?

  • Chimichanga Warrior
    Chimichanga Warrior 3 months ago

    Still not the worst horror film ever. Anyone seen "The Hatred"??? That is the fucking worst movie of all time. I'd rather watch dragonball awakening on repeat.

  • Ever Vigilant
    Ever Vigilant 3 months ago

    Roach on jay @ 10:07

  • 01jaredg
    01jaredg 3 months ago

    the problem with new horror films is i start to hate the characters and start actually cheering for the killer... its not scary im just praying to the killer make the bad acting end

  • unfa
    unfa 3 months ago

    The thing is: Slender man is folk lore, nobody owns the Slenderman IP. You can't buy it, it's public domain, the authors are unknown.

  • unfa
    unfa 3 months ago

    Splendidman?

  • jake gross
    jake gross 3 months ago

    Slender man didn’t need a movie stories about him were better done by TheXvid like marbel hornets...or Everyman hybrid. It should have been a mini series documentary about slender man the characters creation, the direct media that came about from it, discusses how it effected horror in general, and even discuss the incident that occurred.

  • Brian Printy
    Brian Printy 4 months ago

    Omg, I still love this movie. It felt kind of 1970s. I wish RedLetterMedia had done this. It would be amazing!

  • Portal2099
    Portal2099 4 months ago

    "I am Kane and I will help you, along with my son, the cop, Kung-Fu Jr."

  • DomoPhoenix
    DomoPhoenix 4 months ago

    where thew fucjk is mikes joke about there not being a slenderman in milwaukee

    • DomoPhoenix
      DomoPhoenix 8 days ago

      da joke ist thatw evefryone int milwakee fat

    • DomoPhoenix
      DomoPhoenix 8 days ago

      it goeas "A Slenderman? There isn't one in Milwaukee!"

    • DomoPhoenix
      DomoPhoenix 8 days ago

      this isprobabaly tha fitfth time i watvched dis and stiilll have not mfound it.........,., was itc cut out laterr or in a nutha reveiwi entirely

    • DomoPhoenix
      DomoPhoenix 4 months ago

      ive already watched throught this twice trying to find ot again

  • jaythestingray
    jaythestingray 4 months ago

    Worst movie I saw all year

  • Hayden Tarver
    Hayden Tarver 4 months ago

    You can't spell SONY without "OH GOD Y?!?!"

  • Marcus Hooper
    Marcus Hooper 4 months ago

    If you want to see an actually good story featuring Slenderman, watch Marble Hornets or everymanHYBRID on TheXvid. These stories are very compelling and done really well. In Marble Hornets he’s called The Operator, but it’s the same character.

  • Gerald5000
    Gerald5000 4 months ago

    @4:55 "Slender Man is a film about a fictional whore character.."

  • LookingGlassProject
    LookingGlassProject 4 months ago

    You can't spell sony without soy

  • BigBroLittleSis1
    BigBroLittleSis1 4 months ago

    Board? Dead inside?? Acting like a zombie???... maybe this writer knew something about teens after all.

  • Stahl und Eisen
    Stahl und Eisen 4 months ago +1

    lmao that thumbnail

  • MAXIMILLIONtheGREAT
    MAXIMILLIONtheGREAT 4 months ago

    Letting those kids affect the movie is asinine.

  • Aerociviz Nicholas
    Aerociviz Nicholas 5 months ago

    I'm curious if they'd ever show the original intended movie

  • Kia044
    Kia044 5 months ago

    This is slander, man!

  • frontliner2
    frontliner2 5 months ago

    What is the difference between Half in the Bag and Re:view? I Honestly have no idea. I like this channel

  • Johnny Guffey
    Johnny Guffey 5 months ago

    Wasn't there another, more shameless movie based on the actual stabbing?

  • Jimi Taco
    Jimi Taco 5 months ago

    8:08 Any chance you'll give us a review of "Pickle Pickin'?"

  • Jason Beam
    Jason Beam 5 months ago

    I'm not the first in this comment section to mention them, but how cool would it be if someone funded a theatrical Marble Hornets flick with the original crew working on it?

  • David Matteson
    David Matteson 5 months ago

    Wait u guys r in tosa?

  • Alberto Miura
    Alberto Miura 5 months ago

    Can you please review Spiderman into the Spiderverse?!

    • Zero Black
      Zero Black 5 months ago

      They usually dont review cartoon movies

  • Lucius E
    Lucius E 5 months ago

    Slender man is the most boring idea for a movie. For the most part the scary/creepiness of slender man entirely based upon the idea that he just shows up places and no one really knows what he is or what he does. Though there are stories about proxies or whatever where slender man supposedly turns some of the people he takes into “proxies”, which I guess means like he controls them or they are crazy and work for him or something.

  • philiphied
    philiphied 5 months ago

    Normally enjoy your reviews but this review really is aimless and boring. I guess it is just like the movie.

  • AXE MURDERER
    AXE MURDERER 5 months ago

    11:00 When you guys were looking at the Wisconsin map, didn't you realize the missing children had all disappeared around Plinkett's house?

  • Nathan Dunn
    Nathan Dunn 5 months ago

    Why was The Mummy featured alongside all the bad Sony films? Yes it was bad, but it was made by Universal so what is the point of showing it in that joke and not any other bad movies from other studios? Did yo guys think a Universal Monster movie was made by Sony?

  • Social Anxiety
    Social Anxiety 5 months ago

    Mike's impression of an out of touch movie writer/producer is top notch

  • Yuzuru A
    Yuzuru A 5 months ago +1

    23:00 or maybe she was just a little psycho cold blooded killer and invented this stupid excuse to the cops.

  • Rbo SMF
    Rbo SMF 5 months ago

    It’s creepy when someone talks about someone else getting stabbed, and then you get these tingling sensations around your body like someone is stabbing you.
    I hate that feeling.

  • Redblue
    Redblue 5 months ago

    Edit: It's Terror In The Woods(2018), it's fucking terrible in the right way.
    So I saw something on TV a while ago I could've sworn was this movie, not that I've watched it. The girls were closer to the actual age of the perpetrators and the acting was honestly spot-on as far as a couple of retarded little girls trying to kill their friend. In a painful way. I wish I'd looked at the title, because it'd be worth watching you guys suffer through.

  • eFeXuy
    eFeXuy 5 months ago

    Then who was phone?

  • LaCokaNostra81
    LaCokaNostra81 5 months ago

    jason and Freddy are based on a true story

  • Frameshift
    Frameshift 5 months ago

    This video is the first ive heard about this movie and probably the last as well.

  • Jimmy Chongo
    Jimmy Chongo 5 months ago

    "we definitely don't want to take any credit for this movie"
    Oh c'mon nobody could ever believe that the creatively brilliant minds behind "Space Cop" the film that defined an entire generation could ever produce garbage like "Slender Man"

  • COBALT-Co
    COBALT-Co 5 months ago

    The entire movie is just a huge insult on every level. It's honestly impressive. There's the real-life angle, the fact that it's a cash grab that is so pathetic even the makers are ashamed of, and that it completely turns off the people they needed to appeal to- the marble hornet fans.

  • Jokrr Face
    Jokrr Face 5 months ago

    My source anuuus is pretty F-ing soar bum

  • Sharif
    Sharif 5 months ago

    Whoo greenlit this

  • Tellmeimaninja
    Tellmeimaninja 6 months ago

    We already got the definitive piece of media about Slenderman. Marble Hornets ended years before this movie came out.

  • P. Bee
    P. Bee 6 months ago

    A good example of writing an elusive monster/horror with established rules would be Junji Ito's works. Some specific ones being Army of One, Uzumaki, and Splatterfilm. All three stories have "monsters" that aren't fully explained nor elaborated upon, but they still have defined rules that make the stories more suspenseful and interesting. Hell, the Slenderman mythos would probably work really well in an Uzumaki-type story! Rules don't kill the horror! Rules MAKE the horror!!

  • Aydon Look
    Aydon Look 6 months ago +1

    As a teenager who's about to be a young adult, I can confirm that teenagers do say grasshopper.

    • Aydon Look
      Aydon Look 5 months ago

      Starman256 yeah, i feel like they have a really niche view since a pretty slim portion of the teen population actually talks to them, so they’re biased towards all teens talking like the ones that talk to RLM

    • Starman256
      Starman256 5 months ago

      Its amusing how mike and jay criticize writers for not knowing how teenagers talk when they probably don't know either. I've met both really smart, well-read teens as well as some brain-dead teens.

  • Nick Booze
    Nick Booze 6 months ago

    Why was that intro so cute? i love Mike.

  • Palmer Adams
    Palmer Adams 6 months ago +1

    When Mike is shouting he sounds like Dana Snyder as Master Shake

  • Andrea Pareti
    Andrea Pareti 6 months ago

    9:23 Spiderman 2? I see what you did, there.

  • nate murga
    nate murga 6 months ago

    That thumbnail 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • averagejoe455
    averagejoe455 6 months ago

    Marble Hornets
    Tribe 12
    Everymanhybrid
    All better Slenderman stories. All on TheXvid.

  • Donovan Delaney
    Donovan Delaney 6 months ago +1

    I've seen some good Slender Man fan films.

  • Patrick McShea
    Patrick McShea 6 months ago

    Ayy Thorp, WI here dontcha know. XD Spotted COW