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  • Published on Jan 14, 2022
  • President Joe Biden (James Austin Johnson) delivers an important message about the Omicron variant.

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  • AllGoodThingsNetwork
    AllGoodThingsNetwork Day ago +2051

    Reporter: "You're now saying that we're living in a Spider-Man style multiverse??" Joe: "Doesn't that make *more* sense than whatever the hell our current world is?" 😂One of the best cold opening lines in a good while!

    • Rick Lawrence
      Rick Lawrence 7 hours ago

      @Paul Hooson that was the best thing SNL has done 20 years maybe 30

    • Frank Furlong
      Frank Furlong 8 hours ago

      I thought the the FUNNIEST quote for this week was when the Reporter asked (about the covid-19 policy) "... to change course, to change strategy, is it time??"

      Answer: "It is time for us to.. do what we have been doing, and that time is every day... every day it is time for us to... "

    • mimi
      mimi 11 hours ago

      thexvid.com/video/V4PLSPvJ9BY/video.html

    • Officially Jaay
      Officially Jaay 11 hours ago

      almost took your comment seriously, then noticed you support an unhealthy fat lifestyle. smh

    • Paradoxical Taco
      Paradoxical Taco 11 hours ago

      @Peter Boon Is this your first time in an SNL skit comments section? Quotes with lol emojis are usually at least 50% of the comments on all SNL skits.

  • Katrina Sammons
    Katrina Sammons 19 hours ago +221

    I cant believe James carried a cold open solo! He has a lot of talent!

    • M Chris
      M Chris 8 hours ago +1

      @dietotaku you stole the line from toy story.... but dems are great at stealing things.... freedom... elections.... catch phrases....

    • Daddy America
      Daddy America 10 hours ago

      thexvid.com/video/dQP0sJW20dc/video.html

    • Mohil Krishna Patel
      Mohil Krishna Patel 11 hours ago

      "THE TRUTH, HAPPINESS, AND LOVE HAD TO BE AVAILABLE FOR EVERY HUMAN AT EVERY POINT IN TIME AND THE BIBLE WASNT SO THE BIBLE IS FAKE" -MOHIL KRISHNA PATEL

    • Christine Sutton
      Christine Sutton 12 hours ago +1

      He also does both Trump and Biden really well. That's has impressed me. I like his Biden way more than when Jim Cary came on and did the one for their debates.

    • lmao oof
      lmao oof 13 hours ago +9

      @Jonathan Bryant he’s probably not, Biden voters don’t idolize him like yall do Trump. We ain’t a cult

  • TimeBucks
    TimeBucks 9 hours ago +33

    I love this cold open

    • faith in his blood
      faith in his blood 7 hours ago +1

      Jesus Christ died for our sins. He was buried, and He rose again the third day. 1 Corinthians 15: 1-4

  • Alex Hecht
    Alex Hecht 9 hours ago +6

    This was my favorite sketch from this episode. It all makes so much sense.

  • Robert Scraver
    Robert Scraver 16 hours ago +14

    "Yes, the Nerd". That had me cracking up.

  • Ivy Hnin
    Ivy Hnin Day ago +1140

    This is the type of political cold opens I enjoy. The ones where they extend on real events with a crazy, funny theme instead of just acting out the real events with mediocre jokes. I also really liked the cold open where Alan Dershowitz visited hell.

    • James Kelly
      James Kelly 8 hours ago

      Except they act like Joe can actually hold a conversation. It would've been funnier if they showed how Biden never makes sense.

    • Dildo swaggins
      Dildo swaggins 10 hours ago

      You do worse on your English essay than on ur response to a dumb TheXvid clip 😕

    • Daddy America
      Daddy America 10 hours ago

      thexvid.com/video/dQP0sJW20dc/video.html

    • kikiashton
      kikiashton 11 hours ago

      Yes, nice cold open, let's go easy on Brandon

    • Mohil Krishna Patel
      Mohil Krishna Patel 11 hours ago

      "THE TRUTH, HAPPINESS, AND LOVE HAD TO BE AVAILABLE FOR EVERY HUMAN AT EVERY POINT IN TIME AND THE BIBLE WASNT SO THE BIBLE IS FAKE" -MOHIL KRISHNA PATEL

  • So B
    So B 18 hours ago +21

    T-Birds, Tacos and Trains starring Diamond Joe Biden.

  • Madre V. Por Vida
    Madre V. Por Vida 11 hours ago +3

    Lmao 🤣 really good can’t stop laughing

  • Hol M
    Hol M 15 hours ago +20

    My whole family saw spider man om Christmas day and 5 days later we all had covid lol

    • M Chris
      M Chris 8 hours ago

      Were you boosted?

    • Vxntage Dre
      Vxntage Dre 9 hours ago

      thexvid.com/video/vWlvBM9Oe7M/video.html

  • Christine Sutton
    Christine Sutton 12 hours ago +2

    This kind of made me want to see Spider Man! Usually it's not my kind of movie. But I think one of the other me's will really like it

  • Maddie H
    Maddie H Day ago +1006

    As a person who works at a movie theater... he has a point😂😂😂

    • ResortDog
      ResortDog 9 hours ago

      or has already been vaccinated

    • ResortDog
      ResortDog 9 hours ago

      Well if its endemic everybody has it or had it or will never get it for the most part

    • Steve Gooden
      Steve Gooden 10 hours ago

      @Michae4 Mitchell BO YHVH
      GOD COME FREE BETH ISRAEL
      FREE OUR JEWISH BROTHERS
      I STAND WITH ISRAEL
      BARUCH ATA ADONAI
      Come GOD
      thexvid.com/video/kk_QWxfi7EA/video.html

    • Daddy America
      Daddy America 10 hours ago

      thexvid.com/video/dQP0sJW20dc/video.html

    • Mohil Krishna Patel
      Mohil Krishna Patel 11 hours ago

      "THE TRUTH, HAPPINESS, AND LOVE HAD TO BE AVAILABLE FOR EVERY HUMAN AT EVERY POINT IN TIME AND THE BIBLE WASNT SO THE BIBLE IS FAKE" -MOHIL KRISHNA PATEL

  • The Larson Project
    The Larson Project 6 hours ago +1

    I love how literally every single word he says they play the laugh track like it’s a genius joke. Would love to see the clip without the laugh track just so I can feel how cringe it is

  • LucianLegacy
    LucianLegacy 20 hours ago +86

    You know we're in The Matrix by the fact that a goofy stoner like Pete Davidson is having more fun than most everyone in the general population.

    • cryptsub
      cryptsub 7 hours ago

      @LifeSavor ASMR at least the guy playing Biden can do a decent impression. TF can Pete Davidson do?

    • Reid Hansen
      Reid Hansen 7 hours ago +1

      I highly doubt it....

    • LifeSavor ASMR
      LifeSavor ASMR 11 hours ago

      A "goofy stoner" who basically has kept SNL relevant, has other successful career ventures, and has dated quite a few strong beautiful women.

    • Mohil Krishna Patel
      Mohil Krishna Patel 11 hours ago

      "THE TRUTH, HAPPINESS, AND LOVE HAD TO BE AVAILABLE FOR EVERY HUMAN AT EVERY POINT IN TIME AND THE BIBLE WASNT SO THE BIBLE IS FAKE" -MOHIL KRISHNA PATEL

    • cryptsub
      cryptsub 13 hours ago +2

      @Dimitrios F let's hope the OD is soon.

  • James Pena
    James Pena 19 hours ago +55

    That was totally funny, but at the same time surreal because our world is literally imploding on itself. We are definitely living in the last days.

    • joel dycus
      joel dycus 12 hours ago +1

      Endtimesitis is real. 🙄

    • Bill Clark
      Bill Clark 14 hours ago +2

      @T K it'll be different this time. We have nukes, weapons of mass destruction, and so one. The end of days is ahead pick up a bible and turn to Jesus

    • Edel Weiss
      Edel Weiss 15 hours ago

      Uh, no. We are not.

    • Brent Wilbur
      Brent Wilbur 18 hours ago +1

      @West Side - Seriously. The laugh track? Lame AF.

    • West Side
      West Side 19 hours ago +3

      Funny?

  • TJSKEYBLADE
    TJSKEYBLADE 16 hours ago +7

    I was really busting out laughing so much 😂❤️

  • Lash00
    Lash00 Day ago +725

    As a Cubs fan, he has a point.
    The world has gone to shit after the Cubs won, and probably was just too good ever really be true.

    • Tyler Kochman
      Tyler Kochman 5 hours ago

      @TayC whose slow? $80 billion is what the United States gave Afghanistan over past the two decades in military support, only a fraction of which was spent on supplying them with weapons.

      Just because you saw it repeated in right wing circles on the internet, does not make it true, hun. Biden didn’t give the Taliban weapons

    • TayC
      TayC 7 hours ago

      @Tyler Kochman illegally confiscate? Hahaha you're slow af

    • TayC
      TayC 7 hours ago

      @Tyler Kochman nope. Biden gave the taliban $80 billion in weapons and left thousands of American citizens behind and gave the taliban a list of those in Afghanistan who aided US soldiers in the past, which lead to the taliban hunting down those innocent Afghan citizens trying to help us.

    • Tyler Kochman
      Tyler Kochman 8 hours ago

      @TayC Biden did not give anyone that.

      are you somehow suggesting the United States should have illegally confiscated from the Afghan military the weapons we had supplied them with in the previous twenty years? Wow. Guess you really loved seeing a Taliban takeover so much you wish we had taken ACTIVE steps to actually ensure it occurred.

    • Bob
      Bob 8 hours ago

      I'm an NBA fan so I thought it was when the Cavs came back from down 3-1 to the warriors lol

  • The Nothing Nobody
    The Nothing Nobody 16 hours ago +49

    Joe: "Stop seeing Spiderman!"
    Me: *who saw the Matrix over the holidays* Well I guess I'm all good then.

  • Katelyn Henry
    Katelyn Henry 5 hours ago +1

    "T-Birds, Tacos, and Trains" I would totally watch that. LOL 😂

  • Laura Buckles
    Laura Buckles 20 hours ago +1

    "I asked Dr. Fauci and Dr. Strange..." Somebody open up one of those portals and get Dr. Strange in here ASAP

  • Jaime Michelle
    Jaime Michelle 18 hours ago +105

    This guy (James Austin Johnson) just came out the gates solid! He is a gem for comedy and the SNL cast! All the new cast is really, good!

  • Felicitous Feline
    Felicitous Feline 22 hours ago +15

    James Austin Johnson is a gem!

  • Aranza Urdapilleta
    Aranza Urdapilleta 16 hours ago +7

    This is the greatest cold open in the multiverse, thanks

  • Don Gilleo
    Don Gilleo 19 hours ago +2

    I'm waiting to see if SNL has the courage to do a skit about Kamala Harris trying to get through an interview without her coming across like a high school student who didn't read the assignment or do the homework.

  • Matthew Mclaughlin
    Matthew Mclaughlin 18 hours ago +12

    Eh, Jim Carrey’s Fire Marshall Bill character on In Living Color was a way better Joe Biden impersonation.

  • plaguedr88
    plaguedr88 16 hours ago +117

    Funniest part is joe actually taking questions

    • Truth To Power
      Truth To Power 9 hours ago +2

      @Buck Rogers the saddest part is that this video is about Joe Biden and yet you’re talking about Trump.

      We can’t mention Joe without someone saying “..but what about Trump”

    • Buck Rogers
      Buck Rogers 9 hours ago +1

      @SLR 762 Biden didn't campaign yet somehow Brandon managed to beat the defeated former president Donald Trump.

      First he took his job.

      Then he took his home.

      And I mean what words did they twist? Trump said the revolutionaries took the airports in the Revolutionary War. Talk about dementia. You can see that abstract shit unedited.

    • SLR 762
      SLR 762 9 hours ago +5

      Trump didn’t take questions???? What? You can’t be serious...fjb didn’t even campaign

    • Vxntage Dre
      Vxntage Dre 9 hours ago

      thexvid.com/video/vWlvBM9Oe7M/video.html

    • Viva Libertad
      Viva Libertad 9 hours ago +5

      @Buck Rogers trump would answer tons of questions. He stopped taking questions from specific papers because they would constantly twist his words.

  • ItsDesha
    ItsDesha 5 hours ago

    I normally start the cold open and then skip within the minute. This one was so good though that it had me checking if it really was the cold open.

  • Babali Boon
    Babali Boon 16 hours ago +146

    The funniest part was when he said he was going to take questions. Biden never does that!

    • Troll
      Troll 10 hours ago

      @Daddy America I agree

    • Daddy America
      Daddy America 10 hours ago

      thexvid.com/video/dQP0sJW20dc/video.html

    • Troll
      Troll 13 hours ago +7

      I remember watching something live a couple of months ago and Biden said time for questions, and he then walks away without saying anything

  • Maddie Silver
    Maddie Silver 7 hours ago +1

    this is probably one of the funniest opening skits they have ever done

    • Scott Casey
      Scott Casey 7 hours ago

      Ever? It ranks about 279th. The show been on since the 70's.

  • Zoc Talk
    Zoc Talk 11 hours ago +1

    this skit has me questioning weather Joe Biden knows that spider man isn’t real

  • Teri
    Teri Day ago +998

    I haven't seen Spiderman, and I've never had COVID... coincidence?🤔

    • Joni Bernstein
      Joni Bernstein 10 hours ago

      You took the words right outta my mouth!!

    • Mohil Krishna Patel
      Mohil Krishna Patel 11 hours ago

      "THE TRUTH, HAPPINESS, AND LOVE HAD TO BE AVAILABLE FOR EVERY HUMAN AT EVERY POINT IN TIME AND THE BIBLE WASNT SO THE BIBLE IS FAKE" -MOHIL KRISHNA PATEL

    • Floyd D
      Floyd D 12 hours ago

      @paulthorpeee steve jobs and bill gates were nerds. Life turned out ok for them. If your great advice for teens is to drink and party then i feel bad for you. You're actually a kid yourself.

    • solidrock7998
      solidrock7998 12 hours ago

      Same!

    • Floyd D
      Floyd D 12 hours ago

      @CloudBase during the delta variant 80 % of the ICU beds were filled with unvaccinated covid positive patients. In some places it was 90%. With omicron it's around 65%. Not hard to figure out from those numbers the positive effects of being vaccinated. But I'm sure facts mean nothing to you so move on with life being misled.

  • Lu Junior
    Lu Junior 16 hours ago +2

    That's the most questions he has ever answered.

  • Sophie Leonard
    Sophie Leonard 8 hours ago +1

    This is hilarious omg but my family saw spiderman at the drivein and haven’t gotten covid 🥳

  • Oleg Dimov
    Oleg Dimov 20 hours ago +13

    It feels like you watch #SNL every day, not only on Saturdays 📺👀

    • Rallego
      Rallego 13 hours ago

      And it feels like you watch snl, when it's not live 👀

    • Youth South
      Youth South 16 hours ago

      thexvid.com/video/9zKXNwCF6a0/video.html

  • Brent
    Brent 13 hours ago +32

    This guy took more questions then joe actually answers in a year

    • Buck Rogers
      Buck Rogers 9 hours ago

      @John Conway covfefe.

    • Buck Rogers
      Buck Rogers 9 hours ago

      It's sad that presidents don't take questions anymore. Trump didn't either. Obama did but it's gone downhill since then.

    • John Conway
      John Conway 12 hours ago +3

      And completed more sentences!

  • Trish Brogdon
    Trish Brogdon Day ago +904

    The irony here is last weekend I did see Spider-Man and now I’m having Covid symptoms. Joe is on to something!

    • Meo Meo
      Meo Meo 9 hours ago

      @T because the as Martin Luther King said, " our lives begin to end the day we stay silent about things that matter" do you need a diagram? A follow the bouncing ball graphic? Let me know, I'm here to help.

    • T
      T 9 hours ago

      @Meo Meo how are you the problem for “sitting on the fence”?

    • Tactical Enough
      Tactical Enough 11 hours ago

      I saw Spider-Man, got sneezed on by some neanderthal. But I take cold showers so I’m good.

    • Mohil Krishna Patel
      Mohil Krishna Patel 11 hours ago

      "THE TRUTH, HAPPINESS, AND LOVE HAD TO BE AVAILABLE FOR EVERY HUMAN AT EVERY POINT IN TIME AND THE BIBLE WASNT SO THE BIBLE IS FAKE" -MOHIL KRISHNA PATEL

    • The Emperor
      The Emperor 12 hours ago

      @reality don't feel foolish at all. My in-laws in hospital with COVID. Wife and I vaccinated and not suffering affects.

  • Dr. Ew
    Dr. Ew 6 hours ago

    Great sketch! Also why am I so confident that spider man was Bowen yang?

  • Greg La Tarte
    Greg La Tarte 19 hours ago +44

    This guys Joe Biden impression is 50/50 at best The real Joe Biden isn’t nearly this Coherent…

    • why me?
      why me? 13 hours ago

      @JordanJapan why are you so mad 💀 pressed over nothing

    • JordanJapan
      JordanJapan 14 hours ago +1

      @why me? nah I just said that 🤡

    • why me?
      why me? 14 hours ago

      @JordanJapan damn you pressed 💀

    • JordanJapan
      JordanJapan 18 hours ago

      ha whole room laughin

  • ninjaoftheocean
    ninjaoftheocean 14 hours ago +19

    Went absolutely nowhere over the holiday EXCEPT to see Spider-Man on December 21 with 2 friends. All 3 of us had COVID by the weekend 🤣☠️🤒

  • Waffle Wagon
    Waffle Wagon 9 hours ago +1

    I haven’t watched SNL in years, this had me doin spit takes

  • CJ Meiko
    CJ Meiko 7 hours ago +1

    I'm loving the Spidey appearance at the very end like that XMen gag reel

  • Anna P
    Anna P 13 hours ago +90

    The SNL Joe Biden is a lot more coherent than the real one.

    • Blake Mathis
      Blake Mathis 6 hours ago

      @Kim Marie the Lefties at SNL aren’t gonna make a democrat president look bad. They’ve had almost a full year of Biden’s stupid shit and this is the most they’re gonna do.

    • Buck Rogers
      Buck Rogers 9 hours ago +2

      I know! I was all ready for him to be saying how in the revolution Washington's armies stormed the airports, the United Schstates, Covfefe, and then taking a little sip of water gingerly with both tiny hands!

    • John Conway
      John Conway 12 hours ago +3

      A spot on impression requires an admission SNL writers are not ready to give

    • Kim Marie
      Kim Marie 12 hours ago +5

      They are leaving the best material on the table!

    • Herculano Espinoza
      Herculano Espinoza 12 hours ago +5

      Man I was thinking the same shit

  • James Crouse
    James Crouse 12 hours ago +1

    Best thing from Saturday Night in years.

  • John Chessant
    John Chessant Day ago +166

    "Did you really think you would lose 4 times and then finally win when you were 78" lmaooo

    • TayC
      TayC 8 hours ago

      Lol cuz he didn't win

    • Shabaybay23
      Shabaybay23 8 hours ago

      LOLOLOLOL This....

    • Vxntage Dre
      Vxntage Dre 9 hours ago

      thexvid.com/video/vWlvBM9Oe7M/video.html

    • A S
      A S 15 hours ago +5

      @Laura Actually, 3 times. First time got him the VP job for 8 years.

    • JAHubGoodvideos
      JAHubGoodvideos 22 hours ago +7

      @Laura In the real world he ran 4x. In this universe he had only ran twice before finally winning another run.

  • ub1953
    ub1953 15 hours ago +3

    Can't be right; BRANDON doesn't take questions or capable of answering any....Let's GO BRANDON !!

  • John McVey
    John McVey 21 hour ago +41

    The funiest part of this skit was that Joe actually took questions from the press, usually he runs off in fear 🤣

    • Garret Marks
      Garret Marks 10 hours ago

      @Sacia Chantil Nice SPAM you got there. Figure if you link to some shitty rap video you can attract more views. Get over yourself.

    • Aria Anise
      Aria Anise 18 hours ago

      9

  • foreverfree26
    foreverfree26 15 hours ago +5

    this was the funniest cold open in the longest time

  • GreaserCentral
    GreaserCentral 19 hours ago +2

    Great opening 🤣 made me laugh so much and there's so much truth

  • TonyKanameKuran
    TonyKanameKuran 21 hour ago +137

    Kudos to James Austin Johnson reprising his role as President Joe Biden. Now *PLEASE* bring back Chloe Fineman as Press Secretary Jen Psaki!!!!

    • J Dude
      J Dude 20 hours ago

      thexvid.com/video/o_LskiXQ73c/video.html

    • Dreamer
      Dreamer 20 hours ago

      thexvid.com/video/dDehezwx9ZI/video.html

    • Sacia Chantil
      Sacia Chantil 20 hours ago

      🤣🤣🤣😈 thexvid.com/video/WQ9CKm6I-bA/video.html thexvid.com/video/zyN63UxoOM4/video.html

  • Michael Burris
    Michael Burris 15 hours ago +27

    kind of funny that they have joe biden actually taking unscripted questions

    • Vxntage Dre
      Vxntage Dre 9 hours ago +1

      thexvid.com/video/vWlvBM9Oe7M/video.html

    • Buck Rogers
      Buck Rogers 9 hours ago +1

      Hey at least he actually takes questions of any kind.

      There also wasn't a twitter storm on how badly SNL treats him the next day. That's refreshing.

  • E M
    E M 12 hours ago

    SNL gave us this skit straight from the shoulder 🤣🤣

  • Bob
    Bob 8 hours ago

    My brother got Covid from seeing Spiderman 🤣 the day of he even said to me "I'm not sure if I should go cause I'm scared of catching Covid but I really want to see it"

  • avi gutierrez
    avi gutierrez 20 hours ago

    You know as person who grew up on comics especially marvel and dc this here Mars kinda sense let’s face it as much as I love spider man I sorta agree with joe as soon as Kevin said spider man should win best picture the end was near yeah maybe we’re all should stop seeing spider man all together.

  • jimmy_the_squid
    jimmy_the_squid 14 hours ago

    You know, he might actually be onto something. I avoided the virus for 2 years and then a tested positive just after I saw Spiderman

  • KungPowKam 619
    KungPowKam 619 17 hours ago +1

    😂 favorite cold open so far !!

  • F
    F 18 hours ago +1

    I love how this is trending because TheXvid feels the need to prop up legacy media

  • skooly nugenator
    skooly nugenator Day ago +361

    I’m truly shocked that they did this. That was fantastic!

    • Jon Doe
      Jon Doe 6 hours ago

      @Natasha Fatale do you know how do you really hurt the Oligarchy?

    • Natasha Fatale
      Natasha Fatale 8 hours ago

      @Jon Doe a lot of us do know and most of us didnt vote for him, either.

    • Natasha Fatale
      Natasha Fatale 8 hours ago

      @banana that is putting it mildly, he is a senile old coot

    • Natasha Fatale
      Natasha Fatale 8 hours ago

      @trancd822 so are you

    • Trent P
      Trent P 10 hours ago

      Shocked that they called out republicans and tried to pull the heat off Biden? Really?

  • Andrew McGregor
    Andrew McGregor 15 hours ago

    James almost has his Biden down pat lol. God bless us all ♥️✌️

  • UmX - NoWifeC6
    UmX - NoWifeC6 16 hours ago +11

    I remember when SNL was funny in the 80s and early 90s

  • curtiss jensen
    curtiss jensen 15 hours ago +14

    the only joke here is that the press is allowed to ask questions

  • loudgrape28
    loudgrape28 12 hours ago +1

    Realizing that Joe Biden sounds a lot like Nicolas Cage

  • Young Turk
    Young Turk Day ago +794

    Honestly I watched spider man last week and I tested positive this morning. No joke that hit me different

    • David Zheng
      David Zheng 9 hours ago +1

      @Young Turk I’m glad to hear you’re doing ok. As you know, some people weren’t so lucky. Maybe it’s the current strain. Maybe you developed immunity. Either way, get better soon.

    • Daddy America
      Daddy America 10 hours ago

      thexvid.com/video/dQP0sJW20dc/video.html

    • Mohil Krishna Patel
      Mohil Krishna Patel 11 hours ago

      "THE TRUTH, HAPPINESS, AND LOVE HAD TO BE AVAILABLE FOR EVERY HUMAN AT EVERY POINT IN TIME AND THE BIBLE WASNT SO THE BIBLE IS FAKE" -MOHIL KRISHNA PATEL

    • Donald Louther
      Donald Louther 12 hours ago

      I hope you get well asap

    • Angus Beef
      Angus Beef 12 hours ago

      @Kaytiebug You wore a mask??🤣😂

  • Doug Hilton
    Doug Hilton 14 hours ago

    James Johnson has now taken more questions from the media then Biden.

  • Dominika Wisniak
    Dominika Wisniak 19 hours ago +2

    Great job exposing those clowns 🤡

  • Gamer Nate
    Gamer Nate 15 hours ago +1

    The guy who is impersonating Joe Biden sounds more like Nicolas Cage

  • Ruby Mars
    Ruby Mars 20 hours ago

    JAJ’s impression is amazing as always!!🔥🔥

  • Rex Racer
    Rex Racer Day ago +512

    Tobey, Andrew, & Tom showing up at the end would have cemented this cold open in eternity.

    • Daddy America
      Daddy America 10 hours ago

      thexvid.com/video/dQP0sJW20dc/video.html

    • Mohil Krishna Patel
      Mohil Krishna Patel 11 hours ago

      "THE TRUTH, HAPPINESS, AND LOVE HAD TO BE AVAILABLE FOR EVERY HUMAN AT EVERY POINT IN TIME AND THE BIBLE WASNT SO THE BIBLE IS FAKE" -MOHIL KRISHNA PATEL

    • fernandillo
      fernandillo 16 hours ago

      thexvid.com/video/c1KBXFqclDc/video.html

    • paulthorpeee
      paulthorpeee 18 hours ago

      MAGA

    • paulthorpeee
      paulthorpeee 18 hours ago

      Mama for life

  • Michael Everett
    Michael Everett 8 hours ago

    "Stop seeing Spider-Man" is just good advice, not a mandate.

  • James Rosenblum
    James Rosenblum 13 hours ago +4

    One of the best cold openings in a LONG TIME.

  • Angela Maria
    Angela Maria 21 hour ago +1

    When someone sneezes near I stop breathing and duck🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Keep your distance and use higine protocols no matter if your sick or NOT

  • Max RYDER
    Max RYDER 18 hours ago +1

    Loved It! Two Thumbs up with a Twist!!!

  • TheChaosOfTheShadows
    TheChaosOfTheShadows Day ago +545

    I feel like he could do a killer Nicolas Cage impression.

    • CJ Meiko
      CJ Meiko 7 hours ago +1

      That's high praise

    • Daddy America
      Daddy America 10 hours ago

      thexvid.com/video/dQP0sJW20dc/video.html

    • Joe Misseri
      Joe Misseri 11 hours ago

      @Mohil Krishna Patel deep, bro.... DEEP🤫

    • Mohil Krishna Patel
      Mohil Krishna Patel 11 hours ago

      "THE TRUTH, HAPPINESS, AND LOVE HAD TO BE AVAILABLE FOR EVERY HUMAN AT EVERY POINT IN TIME AND THE BIBLE WASNT SO THE BIBLE IS FAKE" -MOHIL KRISHNA PATEL

    • Ali
      Ali 13 hours ago

      Right?

  • Jonny- B
    Jonny- B 17 hours ago +13

    Not quite enough stumbling over his words, leading on with a train of thought only to drop it completely etc. Hahah Can't believe we have a damn near 80 year old president... again.

  • rachelflax1963
    rachelflax1963 20 hours ago

    Can confirm Joe's Theory.
    Source: Never seen "Spider Man", never had Covid.

  • Mitzi Lee
    Mitzi Lee 19 hours ago +54

    I have counted at least twenty "he actually took questions, unlike Biden" jokes in the comments so far.

    • JordanJapan
      JordanJapan 13 hours ago

      @Doctor Dewbie lol

    • Doctor Dewbie
      Doctor Dewbie 13 hours ago

      @JordanJapan あなたはバカアホですよはい僕は腹が立つです

    • JordanJapan
      JordanJapan 14 hours ago

      @GO BUCS trumps L

    • Pirbi PHX
      Pirbi PHX 15 hours ago +6

      Those are not jokes. Those are accurate observations.

    • GO BUCS
      GO BUCS 15 hours ago +3

      @JordanJapan what’s he mad at exactly?

  • Boba Fett
    Boba Fett 10 hours ago

    This is so true I went to see Spiderman and the next day I got Covid 😭

  • theBellIsTolling
    theBellIsTolling 23 hours ago +108

    “ my ratings are sky high and I’m actually supported by my own party.” Imagine a world…

    • Buck Rogers
      Buck Rogers 9 hours ago +2

      @Kaytiebug Tell that to Julius Caeser.

    • Daddy America
      Daddy America 10 hours ago

      thexvid.com/video/dQP0sJW20dc/video.html

    • Kaytiebug
      Kaytiebug 13 hours ago +2

      It exists, it's called Democracies which are actual People's Republics like South Korea. The Greeks and Romans had them too.

    • Youth South
      Youth South 16 hours ago

      thexvid.com/video/9zKXNwCF6a0/video.html

  • Jordan Eyre
    Jordan Eyre 11 hours ago

    I got it... I'm vaxxed and boosted, and I wear a mask all the time! I hung out with a buddy, and he passed it to me, my pregnant wife (twins, high risk), and my in-laws (also high rish). This illness sucks! Luckily, it only lasted like 5 days for me, and my fever never got over 101. Hopefully it's mild for everyone else!

  • Chris Su
    Chris Su 12 hours ago

    since this cold open is about spider-man i really want tom holland to host SNL someday

  • Donna P.
    Donna P. 9 hours ago +1

    This is why I WANT MY VOTE BACK!!!

  • Juan Manuel Pérez Porrúa

    "Dude, even in the real world that thing's not passing." LOL.

    • J Dude
      J Dude 20 hours ago

      thexvid.com/video/o_LskiXQ73c/video.html

  • Brittany Smith
    Brittany Smith 22 hours ago +30

    It all checks out! Spider-Man came out on the 17th, and my entire family and I ended up with COVID a week or so later after Christmas….yep, it all checks out….👍

    • Glass Onion
      Glass Onion 6 hours ago

      @Chris P same. I’m still not recovered 😣

    • Chris P
      Chris P 8 hours ago

      I didn’t even watch Spider-Man and I got Covid a week after release

    • A D
      A D 8 hours ago

      everyone packed in a movie theater i wonder why??? when i heard people were flocking to the theaters for this movie i was like what a bunch of idiots. covid doesn't even have to try when humanity is this dumb.

  • Amit Zinman
    Amit Zinman 17 hours ago +1

    So sir, you have an opener for SNL that's a minute long commercial for a Spiderman movie?
    I sure do!

  • Internet Intellect
    Internet Intellect 13 hours ago

    Instant classic!

  • Blue Collar Men Productions

    I have seen Spider-Man three times and actually yea it probably did give a lot of people covid

  • Clifton Crump
    Clifton Crump 19 hours ago

    Press: Mr President are you okay?
    Biden: For the first time, I feel great!

    Plot twist: There's NEVER a first time 😒

  • Jules
    Jules Day ago +18

    Is COVID in the BATHROOM??? We got called out on that 😆

  • raysmusic49
    raysmusic49 9 hours ago +1

    I actually laughed at this.

  • Christopher Walker
    Christopher Walker 20 hours ago +3

    I'm waiting for "Spider-Man" on iTunes, and counting it as a direct-to-video movie, and having not been to the theatres in the past two years my chances of catching Omnicron are very slim.

    • Reginald Forthright
      Reginald Forthright 19 hours ago +2

      Never leave your basement Chris, that way you’ll be safe.

  • Josh Russell
    Josh Russell 8 hours ago

    Laughed and then they ran the joke into the ground in 3 minutes.

  • Lance Mealer
    Lance Mealer 12 hours ago

    This lines up with the comic where Spider-Man said that Biden is mad because Spider-Man once mistook him for the Vulture. I kid you not.

  • Mario Feathers
    Mario Feathers 14 hours ago

    This is the smartest Biden has ever appeared.

    Still not much for Davidson.

  • titanus creature44
    titanus creature44 21 hour ago +11

    Wow a snl skit that didn't mention trump. And I actually laughed at this without being annoyed. This is progress 👏

    • Sacia Chantil
      Sacia Chantil 20 hours ago

      😂😂😂😂😈 thexvid.com/video/WQ9CKm6I-bA/video.html thexvid.com/video/zyN63UxoOM4/video.html

  • Austin Torres
    Austin Torres 7 hours ago

    Well it’s about time they grew a pair and finally started hitting this guy for what he is.

  • Baron Warborn
    Baron Warborn Day ago +218

    Doesn't that make more sense then the world we live in? OMG the best line. Nearly died laughing.

    • So Ni
      So Ni 6 hours ago +1

      That line was cathartic. I cried.

    • CJ Meiko
      CJ Meiko 7 hours ago +1

      Rick and Morty: can confirm

    • CHACON’s WRENCHIN
      CHACON’s WRENCHIN 11 hours ago

      I’ve seen Spider-Man now I can’t taste my pizza

    • Mohil Krishna Patel
      Mohil Krishna Patel 11 hours ago

      "THE TRUTH, HAPPINESS, AND LOVE HAD TO BE AVAILABLE FOR EVERY HUMAN AT EVERY POINT IN TIME AND THE BIBLE WASNT SO THE BIBLE IS FAKE" -MOHIL KRISHNA PATEL

    • Baazic
      Baazic 13 hours ago +2

      He’s the cause of this

  • Sketching Behavior
    Sketching Behavior 12 hours ago

    A great talent!!!

  • GenreOnline
    GenreOnline 21 hour ago

    Darrell Hammond if I am correct, knocked the ball out of the park.

  • George Spalding
    George Spalding 20 hours ago +12

    This is one of the BEST intros for SNL in so long. Johnson was great and the sketch well written.

  • Dave
    Dave 13 hours ago

    It’s so much funnier when Pete’s talking