Biden Spider-Man Cold Open - SNL

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  • Published on Jan 14, 2022
  • President Joe Biden (James Austin Johnson) delivers an important message about the Omicron variant.
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  • AllGoodThingsNetwork
    AllGoodThingsNetwork 4 months ago +3473

    Reporter: "You're now saying that we're living in a Spider-Man style multiverse??" Joe: "Doesn't that make *more* sense than whatever the hell our current world is?" 😂One of the best cold opening lines in a good while!

  • True Crime Queen TV
    True Crime Queen TV 4 months ago +575

    “Did you just blame the entire spread of Omicron on people seeing Spider-Man?”
    “I did yes. Next question.” 😂😂

    • anthony gregory
      anthony gregory 3 months ago +1

      @May Flower Spider-Man globally made $1,775,951,607 making it the 6th top grossing film record in the box office. Avatar being number one at $2.8B, 2nd place is Avengers End Game at $2.7B, and third place is Titanic at $2.2B.

    • anthony gregory
      anthony gregory 3 months ago +1

      @May Flower Scream made $68,570,000 Spider-Man No Way Home made $721,000,000 and that's only domestic. That means Scream would need $652,430,000 to catch up. Sorry to be that guy but Scream did well, but not good enough to beat the non woke film that broke all the records. Best to do your research on numbers before posting false info. Hope that helps.

    • Dean Lovett
      Dean Lovett 3 months ago

      @☁POPULATION-_-420🌿 awww where did the uninformed soyboy troll go?

    • Patrick Zalatoris
      Patrick Zalatoris 4 months ago

      Still have no regrets!

    • Sandal_Thong
      Sandal_Thong 4 months ago

      @oWhueee ?! Not bad enough to report, but worthy of muting.

  • Trogers89
    Trogers89 4 months ago +501

    As someone who got COVID three days after seeing Spider-Man, I feel attacked 😂😂😂😂

    • JD182
      JD182 3 months ago

      So did you feel sick?

    • Trogers89
      Trogers89 4 months ago

      @Holly Shope you're feeling better!

    • Holly S
      Holly S 4 months ago

      Me too

    • CHR1S
      CHR1S 4 months ago +4

      @S W I felt attacked when I worked for a couple weeks for El Presidente Tweety Bird, and I actually paid more in Federal taxes on 1 paycheck than he did in 10 years.

  • Travis Stewart
    Travis Stewart 4 months ago +1079

    Funniest part of this skit is that the president stays to take questions.

    • Coffee CanDan
      Coffee CanDan Month ago +1

      @DeeWeber Joe doesn’t take questions that’s the joke

    • Martine Shamzin
      Martine Shamzin Month ago

      And actually sounds relatively lucid. I have never seen Bden sound anywhere near that good.

    • Mike Branch
      Mike Branch 2 months ago

      @Dawn Baker she will quickly destroy anything that’s left from Biden’s disastrous term😡

    • Patrick Bateman
      Patrick Bateman 2 months ago

      @DeeWeber Stop watching CNN

  • midsummers night 🌙
    midsummers night 🌙 4 months ago +138

    "People got vaccinated... and the pandemic got WORSE!" was genuinely the only line that made me 😆

    • Mark Mower
      Mark Mower 3 months ago

      Reminds me of some of those early Twilight Zone episodes my Dad would let me stay up late and watch when I was 7 years old, and then my Mom would be mad at him because I would have nightmares for a Week, Hahahahahahahaha 😀🌶️⚡!!!

    • bdub913
      bdub913 3 months ago +2

      Truth in entertainment

  • Observer Animation Studios
    Observer Animation Studios 4 months ago +30

    So Biden turned into the real life J Jonah Jameson. “Spider-Man is a menace! Everywhere he goes omicron spreads!”

  • Fatima Piña
    Fatima Piña 4 months ago +57

    “Did you really think you would lose 4 times and then finally win when you were 78” lmaooo💖💖💖

  • Ledesa Lou Who
    Ledesa Lou Who 16 days ago +9

    The funniest part of this skit is that this comedian has more clarity and focus than real life Biden. Funny and Scary!

  • Andy Galligan
    Andy Galligan 4 months ago +52

    "It's got 98% on au gratin potatoes" is a great line

    • Mark Mower
      Mark Mower 3 months ago

      Ohh and like Heirloom fingerling Potatoes, I recommend those 😋.

    • Mark Mower
      Mark Mower 3 months ago

      In all Seriousness Au Gratin Potatoes are Delicious 😋. Most people do pretty simple versions of It but if you use different ingredients like fresh herbs different types of onions and roasted garlic and expensive cheeses it Really goes up to a Different Level...

    • Sandal_Thong
      Sandal_Thong 3 months ago

      I hope I can remember that when Rotten Tomatoes comes up in conversation.

  • Cameron Hodgetts
    Cameron Hodgetts 4 months ago +205

    Honestly, Joe was right though. Everyone has seen Spiderman 8 times. It's just that good

    • Mark Mower
      Mark Mower 3 months ago

      My bad I meant that last comment for Keith.

    • Mark Mower
      Mark Mower 3 months ago

      She probably just sold them and told you that she has O.C.D. and threw them away, and probably sold them for thousands of dollars less than they were Worth. I could be wrong but reminds me of a similar experience that I had...

    • Mark Mower
      Mark Mower 3 months ago

      I didn't see it once, there is a new Spiderman Movie?! Just like Batman and Superman after the 1970's, Oh and don't get Me Started on Star Wars it's just a bunch of Bovine Excrement!!! Especially Star Wars it's like they are trying to beat several horses to Death...

    • tunzlunz
      tunzlunz 4 months ago

      @CSharp you should see it. It’s good

    • Poseidon
      Poseidon 4 months ago

      @Matt J wrong. Just because it's a superhero movie, doesn't mean it's made for kids. Everyone can enjoy a good supehero movie, such as Spider-Man No Way Home. What you're saying is bs

  • Scott Myhre
    Scott Myhre 4 months ago +175

    What a missed opportunity - they could have brought in a number of actors who have played Biden in the past- invoking the Multiverse, just as was done in the most recent Spider Man …

    • Quinn Cupp
      Quinn Cupp 3 months ago

      Spoilers

    • The Ultimate Reductionist
      The Ultimate Reductionist 3 months ago

      @John Mandato Sudeikis and Carrey would have been awesome.

    • Calder Wishne
      Calder Wishne 4 months ago

      Oh, man. Except they did that already. But since when has that stopped SNL?

    • Yacob
      Yacob 4 months ago +5

      @John Mandato not sure if you guys are being sarcastic, but they did this exact same thing like a month ago

  • DJ Alixer
    DJ Alixer 4 months ago +63

    I've seen this like 10 times already. Instant classic.

    • N
      N 3 months ago +1

      Yes I’m sure this will go down in Snl history as one of the greats...

    • Sandal_Thong
      Sandal_Thong 3 months ago

      Funniest thing I heard/saw in 2 weeks now.

  • Lauren W.
    Lauren W. 4 months ago +56

    *this was such a good cold open - loved it!* 😂👏🏽

  • TimeBucks
    TimeBucks 4 months ago +514

    I love this cold open

    • Jon Kramer
      Jon Kramer 2 months ago

      i know right.. who is the actor ?
      sounds like Nicholas Cage

    • Mario Salami
      Mario Salami 3 months ago

      I wish our president was this coherent and could actually form sentences.

    • Ariel Mora
      Ariel Mora 4 months ago

      - Joe is funniest
      - It's just that good.

    • Sudo Nimm
      Sudo Nimm 4 months ago

      @Matt J he's high..just look at his username.

  • BossGamer Zalla
    BossGamer Zalla 4 months ago +113

    Reporter: Why does world hunger exist
    Joe Biden: Spider-man stole everyone’s food

    • hueo far
      hueo far 4 months ago

      As a Cubs fan, he has a point. The world has gone to shit after the Cubs won, and probably was just too good ever really be true.

  • Ronald Celestin
    Ronald Celestin 4 months ago +74

    The person who wrote this sketch is a genius for what he is saying is that there are no common sense in this world anymore

    • Chris Nieto
      Chris Nieto Month ago +1

      Really? I thought trump had gone and the "adults were now in the room".

    • Mark Mower
      Mark Mower 3 months ago +1

      Reminds me of that Band Talking Heads, album Stop Making Sense, They were Way ahead of Their Time...

    • Ian Mangham
      Ian Mangham 4 months ago

      Is no common sense.

  • Mr. Shepherd's pie
    Mr. Shepherd's pie 3 months ago +3

    A bunch of my friends got covid, and they also watched spider man. I havent gotten it once this pandemic, and I havent watched spiderman. I think Biden has a point

  • Celeste Keen
    Celeste Keen 4 months ago +44

    I went to watch Spider Man 3 in the movies and the whole theater was packed. There were only four seats available - all the way in the front row. That was exactly how I watched the movie, and I had to turn my whole head when one character was thrown to the other side of the screen. An unpleasant experience on the whole, though I really enjoyed the movie. This man is preaching the truth. DON'T SEE SPIDER MAN.

  • Teri
    Teri 4 months ago +1350

    I haven't seen Spiderman, and I've never had COVID... coincidence?🤔

    • Horus FX
      Horus FX 4 months ago

      lucky you are

    • NFTeve Interviews
      NFTeve Interviews 4 months ago

      Me too!!

    • anthony gregory
      anthony gregory 4 months ago +2

      I saw it 3 times with no vaccine due to health problems I was born with, also never got covid. My friend Tomas got his 3rd booster shot and saw Spider Man once and got covid. Coincidence?🤔

    • lil MoCo o
      lil MoCo o 4 months ago

      Make funny shorts and have to make u laugh or my mom will send me back to Africa 👀!

  • Misty306
    Misty306 4 months ago +63

    TBH, I haven’t seen Spider-Man yet for the same reason. I couldn’t stop laughing at this Cold Opening!

  • HypoReal & Facts
    HypoReal & Facts 4 days ago

    Wow! SNL must have got the clue and got better. Instead of staying one sided like they were. This is good.

  • Sarah Brand
    Sarah Brand 4 months ago +24

    This is SO GOOD, thank you whoever wrote this and everyone else

    • Mekhi Williams
      Mekhi Williams 4 months ago

      Oh shoot it's sarah....SEE ME IN A RED DRESS NO DIFFERENT FROM THE REST!

  • hueo far
    hueo far 4 months ago +1

    this was such a good cold open - loved it!

  • Young Turk
    Young Turk 4 months ago +1713

    Honestly I watched spider man last week and I tested positive this morning. No joke that hit me different

  • Mark Youneva
    Mark Youneva 4 months ago +75

    JAJ is such a talented dude, plays Trump and Biden so well, his delivery is spot on all the time

    • BANDIT COD
      BANDIT COD 3 days ago

      @TheHopetown fjb

    • TheHopetown
      TheHopetown 4 months ago +4

      @☁POPULATION-_-420🌿 the headstones make it easier to identify Biden voters, FJBFU2

    • anthony gregory
      anthony gregory 4 months ago +4

      @☁POPULATION-_-420🌿 what blows my mind is how that man still loves in people's heads even after being out of office for a year. So glad I left both party lines years ago.

    • ☁POPULATION-_-420🌿
      ☁POPULATION-_-420🌿 4 months ago

      can't fix stupid but the red hats make it easier to identify

  • CHITUS💙⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻

    When you can pay one cast member for all political impressions…you’re winning

  • Team democratic
    Team democratic 3 months ago +3

    “There a universe where I’m the best president my approval rating is sky high and I’m actually supported by my own party 😂 that got me because it’s so damn true.

  • Waffle Mon
    Waffle Mon 4 months ago +12

    We need more Biden on SNL. This was too good! 🤣

  • Maddie H
    Maddie H 4 months ago +1350

    As a person who works at a movie theater... he has a point😂😂😂

    • Van Iyke
      Van Iyke 4 months ago

      @John Mitchell then u haven't been watching SNL. They've bashed every POTUS since Nixon. Carter, Reagan, Bush, Bush 2.0, Clinton etc

    • Maddie H
      Maddie H 4 months ago

      @Alberto Guerra I have 2 jobs but have fun trolling lol

    • Alberto Guerra
      Alberto Guerra 4 months ago

      Stop lying
      You dont work

    • Luna300
      Luna300 4 months ago

      @Andi Truth Never had it! :)

  • James Scott
    James Scott 4 months ago +1

    "Wildfires that started as gender reveal parties" made me laugh and sigh at the same time...

    • Sandal_Thong
      Sandal_Thong 4 months ago

      I thought gender-reveal was when a kid comes out as trans-gender. I thought damn, enough get killed already, and now you've started a wildfire!

  • Moonstone Way
    Moonstone Way 4 months ago +12

    Yes, this makes more sense than what we're living through now. Good job.

  • gilles quentin
    gilles quentin 4 months ago +7

    "Yes, the Nerd". That had me cracking up.

  • neirdolife - the gamer investor

    I thought this was spot on until they started letting him answer questions

  • Lash00
    Lash00 4 months ago +1076

    As a Cubs fan, he has a point.
    The world has gone to shit after the Cubs won, and probably was just too good ever really be true.

    • Greg Flores
      Greg Flores 3 months ago +1

      @joel dycus FJB!

    • joel dycus
      joel dycus 3 months ago

      @Mohil Patel while the Bible may not be real with the millenia of people changing it, the word of God is so VERY real 😉

    • Stiggs0803
      Stiggs0803 4 months ago

      Wish my indians won😔😭

    • Michael Adkins
      Michael Adkins 4 months ago +2

      As a St. Louis Cardinal fan, we knew the world was doomed if the cubs ever won the world series.

  • ItsDesha
    ItsDesha 4 months ago +17

    I normally start the cold open and then skip within the minute. This one was so good though that it had me checking if it really was the cold open.

  • Cindy
    Cindy 3 months ago

    I loved the MacGruber skit with the Faucci toilet paper roll... Cracked me up!! 😂😂😂 Aint that some poopy Mr. Faucci?? 😂😂😂😂

  • MattRyan
    MattRyan 4 days ago

    🤣🤣 This was funny but Biden can't talk that much without messing up a word or a sentence.

  • ichose commonsense
    ichose commonsense 4 months ago +2

    This made my day i needed a good laugh.

    • Sandal_Thong
      Sandal_Thong 4 months ago

      Third time watching/listening and I'm still grinning as I write this.

  • Regina Felangie
    Regina Felangie 4 months ago

    Love it. Now we just need a covid one that has the song... don't stand so close to me as people enter a store or politicians talk.

  • Veronica Rivera
    Veronica Rivera 4 months ago +7

    “…i saw the first half hour of the House of Gucci… that was more than enough movie for anyone…” lol 😆

  • Eromal Andersson
    Eromal Andersson 4 months ago +8

    "I'll come back for you" Is what he said to all those people in Afghanistan too

  • TheLunarLegend
    TheLunarLegend 2 months ago

    Most unbelievable thing in this skit is Joe answering questions lol

  • OnHisway2359
    OnHisway2359 4 months ago +2

    Hey TheXvid. You know damn well that Brandon never answers that many questions and this actor is talking much too clearly

  • Erin Jeanette
    Erin Jeanette 4 months ago

    Omg I went to see spider man with my daughter and we sat in the front row 😂 my daughter was pissed she wanted to see Encanto so we left like 45 min in. This feels so real lmao

    • hueo far
      hueo far 4 months ago

      You forgot the “sun downing”

  • Peremalfait
    Peremalfait 4 months ago

    "This winter is so dark Republicans don't think you should vote." This joke should give hope to all aspiring comedy writers. Yes, somebody got paid for that one.

  • Nicholas Zehr
    Nicholas Zehr 4 months ago

    Best SNL skit I’ve seen in a long time!

  • Katrina Sammons
    Katrina Sammons 4 months ago +574

    I cant believe James carried a cold open solo! He has a lot of talent!

    • flower fleur
      flower fleur 3 months ago

      @Hello Again Hello Chill out lol. First of all, I don't have an interest to debate with you so you don't have to start typing multiple comments or paragraphs I literally just asked you why you are on this channel? Second, if you tune in to snl to see how liberals ruin things or whatever then you have a sad and angry life.

    • Liz C
      Liz C 4 months ago

      I came to find this comment because I was thinking the exact same thing

  • istrumguitars
    istrumguitars 4 months ago +4

    I KNEW it wouldn’t take long for someone to start blaming Spider-Man. 😂 I just assumed it would be an actual politician or news organization and that they’d be serious. Lol.

  • Kris McCoy
    Kris McCoy 4 months ago

    That was fun.. good job SNL

  • brad white
    brad white 4 months ago +268

    Completely unrealistic....not the Spiderman causes COVID, but the fact that Joe's never fielded that many questions from the media.😂

    • SpaniardsR Moors
      SpaniardsR Moors 3 months ago

      @Rick Hunter You're lucky we got this much and it's only to show how "un-biased" SNL is...just like the MSM & Big Tech.

    • SpaniardsR Moors
      SpaniardsR Moors 3 months ago +1

      Oh he has, as long as they're pre-selected reporters and questions so his answers are written down>>>and he still get's them wrong.

    • JesusLovesAll
      JesusLovesAll 4 months ago +2

      @SpaceAce LesPaul So true!

    • Rick Hunter
      Rick Hunter 4 months ago +1

      @SpaceAce LesPaul sad thing is, Burden can’t even read off the teleprompter. He’s that bad. If there is no teleprompter, he can’t even have a meaningful conversation. It’s pathetic.

  • maxview99
    maxview99 4 months ago +11

    Inaccurate: Joe doesn't take questions.

  • TheChaosOfTheShadows
    TheChaosOfTheShadows 4 months ago +646

    I feel like he could do a killer Nicolas Cage impression.

  • T D
    T D 4 months ago +18

    When you can pay one cast member for all political impressions…you’re winning

  • Katelyn Henry
    Katelyn Henry 4 months ago +5

    "T-Birds, Tacos, and Trains" I would totally watch that. LOL 😂

  • magicsofa
    magicsofa 2 months ago

    6:48 James' voice goes through the pitch shifter!

  • Valerie Ryan
    Valerie Ryan 4 months ago +1

    when I watched this I was like maybe he is right .. lol. I did see Spider-Man movie that Monday night before Christmas and tested Positive on 12/28 Covid is so contagious. Spider-Man 😆

  • Rex Racer
    Rex Racer 4 months ago +527

    Tobey, Andrew, & Tom showing up at the end would have cemented this cold open in eternity.

    • Mohil Patel
      Mohil Patel 4 months ago

      "THE TRUTH, HAPPINESS, AND LOVE HAD TO BE AVAILABLE FOR EVERY HUMAN AT EVERY POINT IN TIME AND THE BIBLE WASNT SO THE BIBLE IS FAKE" -MOHIL KRISHNA PATEL

    • paulthorpee
      paulthorpee 4 months ago

      MAGA

    • paulthorpee
      paulthorpee 4 months ago

      Mama for life

  • Joseph Ocasio
    Joseph Ocasio 2 months ago +1

    3:47 - 3:57 I don't know if that line aged well or not

  • Rodrigo Torres
    Rodrigo Torres 4 months ago +5

    Best comedy skit SNL has done in a really long time! hope to see a lot more.

  • Echo Six Tango
    Echo Six Tango 2 months ago

    This guy makes more sense then the real Joe

  • Dr. Ew
    Dr. Ew 4 months ago

    Great sketch! Also why am I so confident that spider man was Bowen yang?

  • Ivy Hnin
    Ivy Hnin 4 months ago +1504

    This is the type of political cold opens I enjoy. The ones where they extend on real events with a crazy, funny theme instead of just acting out the real events with mediocre jokes. I also really liked the cold open where Alan Dershowitz visited hell.

    • jorfice
      jorfice 4 months ago

      @Truth Decentralization yawn-o-rama

    • Louise Timmer
      Louise Timmer 4 months ago

      @Lisa Scott so true puppet at best

    • Horr Hiunioj
      Horr Hiunioj 4 months ago

      80 million people voted for Biden! Most ever! More than Obama!! 😂😂😂 Feel duped?!

    • Random Dude
      Random Dude 4 months ago

      This wasn’t one of those at all. This was the real events with mediocre jokes one

  • GreatScott
    GreatScott 4 months ago

    finally,.one comedy stint i approve of and even smiled at.

  • DJ Alixer
    DJ Alixer 4 months ago +3

    This gets funnier and funnier on re-viewing 😂😂😂😂

  • siavm
    siavm 4 months ago +4

    I missed spiderman in the end when I watched it live. But he did come out of nowhere.

  • Cameron Cole
    Cameron Cole 4 months ago +1

    “I understand the show euphoria” HAHAHA

  • bvZanGr
    bvZanGr 4 months ago +194

    They found a young man who has managed in his first season to carry on 2-3 cold opens. He is a legend.

    • Samuel Hughes
      Samuel Hughes 4 months ago

      @David Hayes Plato PlayStation

    • David Hayes
      David Hayes 4 months ago

      @Samuel Hughes No, it's Hercules Genesis, right?

    • Samuel Hughes
      Samuel Hughes 4 months ago +4

      @Jhon Shephard you mean Socrates GameCube?

    • Joshua Howell
      Joshua Howell 4 months ago +1

      @Brian Sounalath he's 32

    • Jhon Shephard
      Jhon Shephard 4 months ago

      Andrew Desmukes or Aristotle Athari?

  • Barry Jordan
    Barry Jordan 4 months ago

    His impression is amazing

  • Kenny H
    Kenny H 4 months ago

    Damn, I'm so old I can remember when SNL was actually funny!

  • FlowPvPer
    FlowPvPer 4 months ago

    5:57 Lmao perfect delivery

  • Aljoe01
    Aljoe01 4 months ago

    Need more skits like this lol

  • John Chessant
    John Chessant 4 months ago +289

    "Did you really think you would lose 4 times and then finally win when you were 78" lmaooo

    • TayC
      TayC 4 months ago +1

      @John Chessant no its whatever helps you sleep at night being an accomplice to a tyrannical govt takeover.

    • John Chessant
      John Chessant 4 months ago +5

      @TayC Whatever you need to tell yourself to sleep at night bud

    • lil MoCo o
      lil MoCo o 4 months ago

      Make funny shorts and have to make u laugh or my mom will send me back to Africa 👀!

    • Will i be Lavelle
      Will i be Lavelle 4 months ago +5

      Biden still thinks Brandon won in this timeline....let's go Brandon! FJB!

    • TayC
      TayC 4 months ago +2

      Lol cuz he didn't win

  • gaelen
    gaelen 4 months ago +1

    "You want to know if you have covid? Look at your hand, is it holding a ticket that says you recently saw Spiderman? If so, you have Covid"

  • Johnny Ferretti
    Johnny Ferretti 4 months ago +34

    This guy has 5000x more energy than Joe. And he smiled. He's WAY more animated too. Bring down the energy, bring down the awareness, and make him much more angry.

  • Liu Blanka
    Liu Blanka 4 months ago +7

    If only the real president could talk as coherently this long, maybe then something could actually get done

  • Damien Fox
    Damien Fox Month ago

    Joe Biden: Stop seeing Spider-man!
    OK
    Doc Ock: Hello Peter.
    Must see Spider-man...

  • Trish Brogdon
    Trish Brogdon 4 months ago +927

    The irony here is last weekend I did see Spider-Man and now I’m having Covid symptoms. Joe is on to something!

    • T
      T 4 months ago

      @Meo Meo how are you the problem for “sitting on the fence”?

    • Tactical Enough
      Tactical Enough 4 months ago

      I saw Spider-Man, got sneezed on by some neanderthal. But I take cold showers so I’m good.

    • Mohil Patel
      Mohil Patel 4 months ago

      "THE TRUTH, HAPPINESS, AND LOVE HAD TO BE AVAILABLE FOR EVERY HUMAN AT EVERY POINT IN TIME AND THE BIBLE WASNT SO THE BIBLE IS FAKE" -MOHIL KRISHNA PATEL

    • The Emperor
      The Emperor 4 months ago

      @reality don't feel foolish at all. My in-laws in hospital with COVID. Wife and I vaccinated and not suffering affects.

  • Justin Sullivan
    Justin Sullivan 4 months ago +1

    "you want to know if you got covid, look at your hand. You holding a ticket for spider man Miss sullivan." Hilarious.😄😆

  • CHR1S
    CHR1S 4 months ago

    They had recently done a skit with 3 versions of Biden from different times in his life, this would have been the perfect time to bring them back... + the new one from the real universe

  • BreyDT
    BreyDT 4 months ago +6

    This is what Joe Biden would look like if someone mushed his face in adobe photoshop.

  • Wade Orth
    Wade Orth 4 months ago

    That joke about Joe dropping out of the previous races before was gold. Ouch. Pete Davidson burning himself also good. lmao

  • mindyschocolate
    mindyschocolate 4 months ago +338

    “Just look at the ticket in your hand. If it’s Spider-Man, you have Covid” 😂😂😂😂

    • eim1218
      eim1218 4 months ago

      I thought he was gonna say, "If your hand is bigger than your face..."

    • Sandal_Thong
      Sandal_Thong 4 months ago

      Just when I stopped laughing at "Stop seeing _Spider-Man_" that line was great.
      PS: I double-masked it and didn't eat or drink in the 60-person theater.

    • anthony gregory
      anthony gregory 4 months ago +1

      My buddy just got his 3rd booster, went and saw this and got covid....I was like man, I thought the vaccine was supposed to help prevent that bro. He was also wearing a mask and dodnt sit near anyone let alone get any snacks out of concern for spreading covid via food.

    • Mohil Patel
      Mohil Patel 4 months ago

      "THE TRUTH, HAPPINESS, AND LOVE HAD TO BE AVAILABLE FOR EVERY HUMAN AT EVERY POINT IN TIME AND THE BIBLE WASNT SO THE BIBLE IS FAKE" -MOHIL KRISHNA PATEL

  • raphael felicissimo
    raphael felicissimo 4 months ago +8

    Honestly, Joe was right though. Everyone has seen Spiderman 8 times. It's just that good

    • Kim R
      Kim R 4 months ago

      Maybe there will be a Spiderman variant.

  • Adam Cazares
    Adam Cazares 4 months ago +3

    Damn they actually make him seem alot smarter and more sharp than the real press briefings

  • JD_Shibuya
    JD_Shibuya 4 months ago

    This is by far the funniest joe biden sketch

  • CJ Meiko
    CJ Meiko 4 months ago +2

    I'm loving the Spidey appearance at the very end like that XMen gag reel

  • spin230
    spin230 Month ago

    He’s too well spoken to make this believable.

  • SphinxPX
    SphinxPX 4 months ago

    We love James Austin Johnson.

  • ohyeah10456
    ohyeah10456 4 months ago +66

    In real life he would've just turned his back and run at the first questions.

    • Brent Chaffin
      Brent Chaffin 4 months ago

      @Joshpower57 do you not care about keeping up with all politicians?

    • Joshpower57
      Joshpower57 4 months ago

      @Sam Sepiol yea the left has been so funny lately and not cringe at all. Can't wait for another vaccine song

    • Joshpower57
      Joshpower57 4 months ago

      @Brent Chaffin Trump be living rent free in your head I see

  • Van Iyke
    Van Iyke 4 months ago

    No joke. When I heard Spidey crossed the billion dollar mark, I was like who is crazy enough to go into a semi full/full theater in this ravaging pandemic??? Well, probably the same people packing into planes in the name of traveling to family gatherings for the holidays.
    And we bitch wondering where the fudge is this surge coming from.

  • Mercedes Ario
    Mercedes Ario 4 months ago +940

    The fact that I didn’t go anywhere over the holidays EXCEPT to see Spider-Man…then tested positive two days later. I mean, I..😒😂

    • Jimmy JAMES
      Jimmy JAMES 3 months ago

      You should have gotten the 10th booster. That's what helped me. I just got my 11th

    • Liam
      Liam 4 months ago

      @DVo I guess I win. Again.
      Later dvo, you silly human.

    • Liam
      Liam 4 months ago +1

      @DVo see, the problem with all those words and exclamation points, and emojis you just used was that you didn’t say anything.
      I did state an argument, which you just avoided because you know I’m right.
      I didn’t JUST insult you.
      I beat you.
      Also, using the word “triggered” as a retort really shows that you have no argument.
      Anyway, I stand by everything I said.

    • Barry Allen
      Barry Allen 4 months ago

      @Liam other people's viewpoints doesn't have to be yours but don't call them idiots for liking something.

  • Matt
    Matt 4 months ago

    Wow, SNL finally made a decent sketch!

  • deepzone31
    deepzone31 4 months ago +1

    This is too coherent to be a Biden impression.

  • Raymond Sanders
    Raymond Sanders 4 months ago +5

    "Is the Covid in the bathroom?!" Yes, yes it is

  • Tyrese Hall
    Tyrese Hall 4 months ago

    Joe Biden is back with an important message. Biden is the president now. James' impression is hilarious and funny. 😆😅🤣🤣

  • micayla morrison
    micayla morrison 4 months ago

    I cant believe James carried a cold open solo! He has a lot of talent!

  • Manuel Baca
    Manuel Baca 4 months ago

    This was too nice.... Biden gives plenty of material!!!

  • CHR1S
    CHR1S 4 months ago +3

    He's a very talented actor. Plays both Tweety Bird and Papa Biden. I still miss Alec Baldwin and Jim Carrey tho, they were hilarious in the debates.

  • Nathaniel E.
    Nathaniel E. 4 months ago

    I saw Spider-Man 3 times and didn’t get COVID😂

  • Elyse Shires
    Elyse Shires 4 months ago +12

    I just left my house after a month of isolating (bc I was scared of Covid) to go see Spider-Man in the movie theatre. First time I was in a theatre in 3 years. Great film

    • Sandal_Thong
      Sandal_Thong 4 months ago +1

      I saw 5 movies in three visits to the drive-through an hour away.