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  • Freddy’s Production
    Freddy’s Production 4 months ago +6808

    This legend just teached me how I made the world sick more than 10 times and I’m proud.

  • Bryson Fair ❶
    Bryson Fair ❶ 28 days ago +257

    “ you sneeze in your hand and your hand has germs”
    Me: TIME TO INHALE IT BACK UP…

  • RK
    RK 10 days ago +18

    "if you sneeze in your hand, your hand has germs."
    "If you wash your hands with water, the water has germs."

  • Doge
    Doge 19 days ago

    This man make me learn something more than my professional science teacher

  • BerciBinn
    BerciBinn Day ago +1

    This is literally how I feel 24/7. 😅

  • gustavo espinoza
    gustavo espinoza 3 months ago +537

    As someone who at one point struggled with germaphobia this is a pretty accurate depiction of the thought process

  • aamong
    aamong Month ago +23

    "You sneeze into your hand."
    "Your hand have germs"
    "You go to the bathroom to wash your hands"
    "The sink have germs"
    "You wash your hands*
    "The water have germs"
    "The water is touching the middle of the sink"
    "THE WORLD HAVE GERMS"

  • EricRaniel
    EricRaniel 25 days ago

    "You Sneeze On Your Hand"
    "Your Hand Has Germ"
    "You Wash Your Hand With Soap"
    "The Soap Has Germs"
    "You Watered Your Hand"
    "The Water Has Germs"

  • amagagi
    amagagi  5 days ago +1

    The first short that made me start to laugh. Cause of death: Laughing

  • Julius Coleman-Francis

    His face at the end tho 😂😂😂

  • Eash Sohi
    Eash Sohi 4 months ago +943

    This youtube short taught me more stuff than all my teachers combined

    • FOLT_Kadar
      FOLT_Kadar 21 day ago

      It’s TheXvid shorts what do you expect just a screen of rocks?

    • Rafael Serapio
      Rafael Serapio Month ago

      RELATE!!!!!! I LEARNED SO MUCH FROM TECHNOLOGY! FROM GOOGLE AND TheXvid!

    • Abbey the Cat
      Abbey the Cat Month ago

      But internet doesn't teach you anything

    • Vinay Jamwal
      Vinay Jamwal Month ago

      @Cameron Hamilton-Rich so?

  • Kw1ky
    Kw1ky 22 days ago +1

    You sneezed on your hand, your hand has germs
    You stand on the floor with your feet that are touching your legs, legs to waist, waist to torso, torso to arms, arms to hands, on an atomical level, the floor has germs.
    The floor is touching the Earth's outer crust, the Earth has germs

  • Kaelyn Malterer
    Kaelyn Malterer 19 days ago

    You just gave the whole world you germs, and I'm proud they now have my germs

  • Jae reese Manipon
    Jae reese Manipon 12 days ago

    His face at the end😂😂

  • Rogers Gaming
    Rogers Gaming 5 days ago

    "The whole world is on space so *THE UNIVERSE HAS GERMS* "

  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow 4 months ago +1177

    Bruh when I was a kid this is all I would think about! I’m so glad it’s not just me.

  • Draw-tubE
    Draw-tubE Month ago +1

    THIS IS A LEGEND

  • Rupali Meshram
    Rupali Meshram Month ago +1

    fun fact :- this guy eyes are so sharp that he could see germs

  • John Yaun
    John Yaun 16 days ago

    Legend says hes still saying everything got germs :)

  • sarah overbey
    sarah overbey 19 days ago

    This made me realize that I can tell my friends this and I’ll probably be really lonely, I probably should have thought about this before I told anyone lol jk

  • 🦋ava🦋
    🦋ava🦋 4 months ago +129

    Dude this guy just taught me my more than my teachers would teach me in my life. Thx for the session.

    • Smite Playz
      Smite Playz 3 months ago

      @Caleb Quintana ye and the bot is set to steal an unpopular - comment

    • Connor Berdine
      Connor Berdine 4 months ago

      @Caleb Quintana I know

    • Caleb Quintana
      Caleb Quintana 4 months ago

      @Connor Berdine i put quotation mark as sarcasm

    • Caleb Quintana
      Caleb Quintana 4 months ago

      @Canadian Boi i put quotation marks as sarcasm just so you know

    • Connor Berdine
      Connor Berdine 4 months ago

      @Caleb Quintana he’s not verified he a bot

  • Nancy Garcia
    Nancy Garcia 5 days ago +1

    Bro this guy is funnyman keep up working

  • Olivia Burchett
    Olivia Burchett Month ago

    Oh my god I've seen this 2900 times it makes me laugh like this😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Foxie Girl
    Foxie Girl Month ago +25

    Can we talk about how he sneezes into his hand

  • ah1255
    ah1255 11 days ago

    How I thank all of the time 😂😂😂😂and I thought I was the only one who could have thought that

  • HBSTAR296
    HBSTAR296 4 months ago +133

    He teaches me more than my science teacher could ever do

  • Wilmer Rivera Bruno

    Him "The trash can has germs"
    Also me "Well no shiiii-"

  • EVOPLAYZYT
    EVOPLAYZYT Month ago

    Funfact: alcohol is much effective so no germs XD

  • Cøn
    Cøn 23 days ago +1

    You wash your hands...
    Fast forward,
    The ocean has your germs now.
    And if you go even further
    The whole world has your germs ×-×

  • Rashed Ahmed
    Rashed Ahmed 28 days ago

    Immunity system: "Am I a joke to you?"

  • UNTP Clips (ACT Rickey)
    UNTP Clips (ACT Rickey) 4 months ago +302

    this is even more educational than anything I've ever seen or heard

  • Get ready for roblox!
    Get ready for roblox! 6 days ago +1

    Now I know this is why we should sneeze on napkins because we can give germs to whole Earth 🌍🌍🌍 🤧

  • Lyrically Awesome
    Lyrically Awesome Month ago

    Can I just say
    ✨GeNiUs✨
    😂😂😂😂

  • Twinkle toes Twinkle

    He just calculated the whole universe

  • Azwa Areesain
    Azwa Areesain 24 days ago

    Legends said that there is always something bigger

  • Amber Cassa
    Amber Cassa 4 months ago +4

    It’s not a mistake ✨ITS A MASTERPIECE ✨

  • JELLYCAT!
    JELLYCAT! 7 days ago

    This whole video just made me sneeze

  • Diane Boulanger
    Diane Boulanger Month ago

    Moral of the story: Do not sneeze!!!

  • Vylo
    Vylo 10 days ago

    Moral of the story : Don’t sneeze

  • joe_won't_lick_this

    me litterally trying to figure out how to fly :

  • Stephanie Watson
    Stephanie Watson Month ago

    True facts bro 💯 facts

  • galaxyanimatez
    galaxyanimatez 19 days ago

    "The napkin has germs"
    Well isn't that the point?

  • Yusuf AbdurRahman
    Yusuf AbdurRahman 9 days ago

    We are all equal because we share our germs to the whole world

  • bam bam
    bam bam 24 days ago

    Me: *Watching it over and over*
    Mom: What is happening to this kid
    *The video*

  • LeakCentral
    LeakCentral 3 months ago +21

    Bruh when I was a kid this is all I would think about! I’m so glad it’s not just me.

  • sorbet squib
    sorbet squib 27 days ago

    Bro this smart boi TEACHED ME HOW TO MAKE THE WORLD ENFECTED BY JERMA THANKS

  • HuntinGorgon44
    HuntinGorgon44 Day ago +1

    Just use hand sanitizer!
    Edit: IT ONLY KILLS 99.9 PERCENT!!!!! 😱

  • Shushi games
    Shushi games Month ago

    The eaths crust touches air, the air touchs space, space touchs the milky way, the milky way touchs the outer universes and all the universes touch all there planets. You gave everything germs.

  • Gioele Ipri
    Gioele Ipri Month ago

    You sneezed, the air has germ.
    The air is touching everything, everything has now germs

  • +*Artsy*+
    +*Artsy*+ Month ago

    Me: I don't think germs multiply- or do they?

  • Iean Dean Iskandar
    Iean Dean Iskandar Month ago +1

    Rules: If germs got your mouth brush your teeth and germs got your nose just grab a tissue

  • BlocksAdmn
    BlocksAdmn Month ago

    I remember when I accidentally sneezed into my hand and then did the exact same thing when I was on holiday in china and accidentally started Corona virus

  • Roland burger
    Roland burger Month ago

    Great, now my mother has to live her whole life in fear after watching this video.

  • Yohan
    Yohan 3 months ago +278

    you should add this: "the core has your germs, the core is touching the earth, earth has germs, the earth is touching its atmosphere, the athmosphere has germs, the athmosphere is touching space, space has germs, the space is touching the planets and stars which are touching the universe, the universe has germs, the universe is touching the void, the void has germs, the void is touching multiverses, every multiverses has germs, the mulitverse is touching our makers, our makers has germs, so you gave everything your germs and your germs are now called "everything disease"

    • Yohan
      Yohan 2 months ago

      Lol dont go to my channel

    • Dutective
      Dutective 3 months ago

      Not true the sun would burn the germs lmao

    • Aceplayzz
      Aceplayzz 3 months ago +1

      You also gave the entire black void of the universe and the small stars in the multiverse and the next earth germs?

    • Lara Samir
      Lara Samir 3 months ago

      @the actors👏👌 yup

    • Lara Samir
      Lara Samir 3 months ago

      @the actors👏👌 tup

  • The Peanut Butter
    The Peanut Butter Month ago +6

    Me: he made this wait to complicated, he could have just said he sneezed on his hand which touches your shoe witch touches the ground witch touches the earthes core.

  • Larry Magana
    Larry Magana Month ago

    Sneeze in your hand: your hand has germs..
    Wash you hands: the water has germs...
    The water sinks into the pipes: the pipes have germs...
    Pipes lead to ocean: the ocean has germs...
    nothing is safe except soap ;)

  • Sierra Zetterburg
    Sierra Zetterburg 23 days ago

    You are so smart I knew that how did you do that I'm going to pass out so cool you're a genius!

  • Yahya Suleiman
    Yahya Suleiman Month ago +26

    Pov: this how covid started

    • Ethan
      Ethan 5 days ago

      Yup

    • paulash islam
      paulash islam 8 days ago +2

      True lol it wasnt from a guy like eating bats it was cuz of this

  • RisingGraph
    RisingGraph 4 months ago +61

    Chain reactions that never end. So so so satisfying 💗

    • nieooj gotoy
      nieooj gotoy 4 months ago +1

      More than I learn in school. Why don’t teachers teach us this

  • Ayra Fatima
    Ayra Fatima 15 days ago +1

    But I wash my hands when ever I sneeze so you're hands are cleaned properly this way and you're not spreading germs around the world .

  • Star Wolf
    Star Wolf Month ago +1

    GENIUS I NEVER THOUGHT THAT WAY

    • Star Wolf
      Star Wolf Month ago +1

      I'm actually a feel dumb

  • C
    C 20 days ago

    POV: the world had germs in the first place 🦠

  • leo_king
    leo_king 10 days ago

    Me:washes my hand''well that was easy

  • BlueTGM
    BlueTGM 4 months ago +276

    Wow, I never thought about it this way, thank you for the mind-blown moment

  • ♧ Cheese Cake ♧
    ♧ Cheese Cake ♧ 8 days ago

    How covid started:
    Me: *grabs handsanatizer*
    Me: YES

  • Edwin Hernandez
    Edwin Hernandez 15 days ago

    You're smarter than my mom and my dad and even my brothers

  • XXXOnfroy
    XXXOnfroy 25 days ago

    "You Sneeze in your hand u wash your hands in the bathroom"

  • BigGameFan
    BigGameFan Month ago

    Alternative solution, you never sneeze

  • Rewa ❤
    Rewa ❤ 3 months ago +5

    "✨It's not a mistake, It's a MASTERPIECE✨"

  • Wilboritos
    Wilboritos 18 days ago

    Omg He is a genius!!!

  • Aaron Boado
    Aaron Boado 16 days ago

    "you use your water sink to wash your hand now the water has germs"

  • why
    why 6 days ago

    Flying airplanes: I am powerful- oh wait, i need to land soon.

  • Leonardo 2007
    Leonardo 2007 9 days ago

    The rocks: IT'S ABOUT DRIVE IT'S ABOUT POWER

  • Fun With Kiyara
    Fun With Kiyara 3 months ago +6

    This guy taught me more than my teachers could have taught me in my life

  • manlymade
    manlymade 11 days ago

    you sneeze in your hand
    me: applies hand sanitizer
    the hand sanitizer has germs

  • KaraKreatesGachaStuff
    KaraKreatesGachaStuff 27 days ago

    Germaphobes : I'M. NEVER. C L E A N N N N-

  • *Simone Starz*
    *Simone Starz* 22 days ago

    I sneezed while watching this video:
    My phone has germs
    My phone is touching the phone case
    My hand is touching my case

  • Aubree Weninger
    Aubree Weninger Month ago +1

    I actually wash my hands with soap and water 💧

  • The Fictional World
    The Fictional World 4 months ago +133

    Just taught me more than my teacher ever could.

    • Bingus and Floppa Lover
      Bingus and Floppa Lover 3 months ago +1

      @Patricia Mendoza STOP RUINING THE JOOOOOOOKKKKKEEEE

    • The Cat
      The Cat 3 months ago +2

      @Mickey Mouse trap house purp you really had to ruin it, didn't you?

    • Mickey Mouse trap house purp
      Mickey Mouse trap house purp 3 months ago +1

      But it’s not actually touching Anything if it’s inside the trash bag the germs don’t go through the trash bag to the outside of the trash bag and touch the trashcan and And just passed through the trashcan and then passed through all the rocks individually to make it to the road past every single kind of dirt into the entire its crust that’s not how that works

  • *RinaFaded*
    *RinaFaded* Month ago

    U sneeze in ur hand
    you wash your hand
    the sink has germs now
    you clean the sink with a sponge
    now the sponge has germs
    you wash it
    now the sink has germs
    YEP IT NEVER ENDS

  • Nadz B
    Nadz B 3 days ago

    POV: Doing it
    Next pov:inhaling

  • L X L I A N N A
    L X L I A N N A Month ago

    "does that mean the water has germs? "

  • crystal dreamer
    crystal dreamer 21 day ago

    someone's anxiety levels just went up XD

  • McManny11
    McManny11 2 months ago +307

    "Guys, we really made something with that sneeze huh."
    "Yup, we've done it."
    **watches covid go everywhere**
    **people screaming**

  • Grace Ediza
    Grace Ediza 11 days ago

    Friend: why is there covid
    Me: this guy got germs lol

  • Dryden the gamer
    Dryden the gamer 24 days ago +1

    Him: The trash now has Germs
    Me: WHAT!!????

  • Katelyn
    Katelyn 17 days ago

    And that’s how my brain works

  • Toaster
    Toaster 4 days ago

    “You go to the sink to wash your hands the water has germs”

  • 𝐒𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐨𝐫 𝐛𝐮𝐧

    LEGEND TAUGHT ME BETTER EDUCATION MORE THAN MY TEACHER

  • Ugly Kunyuk
    Ugly Kunyuk Month ago

    But did you know that atoms never touched each other?

  • mrstinky2342
    mrstinky2342 Month ago

    NOOOOOOO I THOUGHT THE WORLD WAS THE ONE THAT GAVE US GERMS

  • MᴏᴏsʜWᴏᴏᴍ ☀︎︎

    e-excuse me- what...
    YOU DONT NEED TO EXPLODE MY BRAIN-
    HELP-

  • TixTheGreat
    TixTheGreat 6 days ago

    When you overthink at night

  • rex
    rex 3 months ago +250

    This is literally my train of thought

  • DEEZ EGGS
    DEEZ EGGS 3 days ago

    The earth is in the galaxy now the galaxy has germs the galaxy is on the universe now the universe has germs

  • Cleverkitty 888
    Cleverkitty 888 19 days ago

    still funny like how my friend said that

  • THE GUY
    THE GUY 9 days ago +1

    I never insert my hand into the dustbin

  • Vale
    Vale 22 days ago +1

    Solution: just don't sneeze

  • Faera Mossgarden
    Faera Mossgarden 4 months ago +217

    By this logic, when you're in a helicopter, you're still on the ground.

    • Azueri
      Azueri 3 months ago +2

      I mean, is it in the air yet?

    • Voltt⚡️
      Voltt⚡️ 3 months ago

      I took a moment to think it out I'm still like(what😃)

    • toxic llama
      toxic llama 4 months ago +1

      Helicopter helicopter helicopter

    • Weston Jones
      Weston Jones 4 months ago +2

      Yeah because when the helicopter has the has of the ground’s helicopters and the ground has the air and then it all fits

    • Klrs720
      Klrs720 4 months ago +5

      you’re touching the helicopter which is touching air which is touching the ground😳

  • • Malimalz •
    • Malimalz • 22 days ago

    These are my thoughts exactly