germs

This legend just teached me how I made the world sick more than 10 times and I’m proud.

“ you sneeze in your hand and your hand has germs”
Me: TIME TO INHALE IT BACK UP…

"if you sneeze in your hand, your hand has germs."
"If you wash your hands with water, the water has germs."

This man make me learn something more than my professional science teacher

This is literally how I feel 24/7. 😅

As someone who at one point struggled with germaphobia this is a pretty accurate depiction of the thought process

"You sneeze into your hand."
"Your hand have germs"
"You go to the bathroom to wash your hands"
"The sink have germs"
"You wash your hands*
"The water have germs"
"The water is touching the middle of the sink"
"THE WORLD HAVE GERMS"

"You Sneeze On Your Hand"
"Your Hand Has Germ"
"You Wash Your Hand With Soap"
"The Soap Has Germs"
"You Watered Your Hand"
"The Water Has Germs"

The first short that made me start to laugh. Cause of death: Laughing

His face at the end tho 😂😂😂

This youtube short taught me more stuff than all my teachers combined

You sneezed on your hand, your hand has germs
You stand on the floor with your feet that are touching your legs, legs to waist, waist to torso, torso to arms, arms to hands, on an atomical level, the floor has germs.
The floor is touching the Earth's outer crust, the Earth has germs

You just gave the whole world you germs, and I'm proud they now have my germs

His face at the end😂😂

"The whole world is on space so *THE UNIVERSE HAS GERMS* "

Bruh when I was a kid this is all I would think about! I’m so glad it’s not just me.

THIS IS A LEGEND

fun fact :- this guy eyes are so sharp that he could see germs

Legend says hes still saying everything got germs :)

This made me realize that I can tell my friends this and I’ll probably be really lonely, I probably should have thought about this before I told anyone lol jk

Dude this guy just taught me my more than my teachers would teach me in my life. Thx for the session.

Bro this guy is funnyman keep up working

Oh my god I've seen this 2900 times it makes me laugh like this😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Can we talk about how he sneezes into his hand

How I thank all of the time 😂😂😂😂and I thought I was the only one who could have thought that

He teaches me more than my science teacher could ever do

Him "The trash can has germs"
Also me "Well no shiiii-"

Funfact: alcohol is much effective so no germs XD

You wash your hands...
Fast forward,
The ocean has your germs now.
And if you go even further
The whole world has your germs ×-×

Immunity system: "Am I a joke to you?"

this is even more educational than anything I've ever seen or heard

Now I know this is why we should sneeze on napkins because we can give germs to whole Earth 🌍🌍🌍 🤧

Can I just say
✨GeNiUs✨
😂😂😂😂

He just calculated the whole universe

Legends said that there is always something bigger

It’s not a mistake ✨ITS A MASTERPIECE ✨

This whole video just made me sneeze

Moral of the story: Do not sneeze!!!

Moral of the story : Don’t sneeze

me litterally trying to figure out how to fly :

True facts bro 💯 facts

"The napkin has germs"
Well isn't that the point?

We are all equal because we share our germs to the whole world

Me: *Watching it over and over*
Mom: What is happening to this kid
*The video*

Bruh when I was a kid this is all I would think about! I’m so glad it’s not just me.

Bro this smart boi TEACHED ME HOW TO MAKE THE WORLD ENFECTED BY JERMA THANKS

Just use hand sanitizer!
Edit: IT ONLY KILLS 99.9 PERCENT!!!!! 😱

The eaths crust touches air, the air touchs space, space touchs the milky way, the milky way touchs the outer universes and all the universes touch all there planets. You gave everything germs.

You sneezed, the air has germ.
The air is touching everything, everything has now germs

Me: I don't think germs multiply- or do they?

Rules: If germs got your mouth brush your teeth and germs got your nose just grab a tissue

I remember when I accidentally sneezed into my hand and then did the exact same thing when I was on holiday in china and accidentally started Corona virus

Great, now my mother has to live her whole life in fear after watching this video.

you should add this: "the core has your germs, the core is touching the earth, earth has germs, the earth is touching its atmosphere, the athmosphere has germs, the athmosphere is touching space, space has germs, the space is touching the planets and stars which are touching the universe, the universe has germs, the universe is touching the void, the void has germs, the void is touching multiverses, every multiverses has germs, the mulitverse is touching our makers, our makers has germs, so you gave everything your germs and your germs are now called "everything disease"

Me: he made this wait to complicated, he could have just said he sneezed on his hand which touches your shoe witch touches the ground witch touches the earthes core.

Sneeze in your hand: your hand has germs..
Wash you hands: the water has germs...
The water sinks into the pipes: the pipes have germs...
Pipes lead to ocean: the ocean has germs...
nothing is safe except soap ;)

You are so smart I knew that how did you do that I'm going to pass out so cool you're a genius!

Pov: this how covid started

Chain reactions that never end. So so so satisfying 💗

But I wash my hands when ever I sneeze so you're hands are cleaned properly this way and you're not spreading germs around the world .

GENIUS I NEVER THOUGHT THAT WAY

POV: the world had germs in the first place 🦠

Me:washes my hand''well that was easy

Wow, I never thought about it this way, thank you for the mind-blown moment

How covid started:
Me: *grabs handsanatizer*
Me: YES

You're smarter than my mom and my dad and even my brothers

"You Sneeze in your hand u wash your hands in the bathroom"

Alternative solution, you never sneeze

"✨It's not a mistake, It's a MASTERPIECE✨"

Omg He is a genius!!!

"you use your water sink to wash your hand now the water has germs"

Flying airplanes: I am powerful- oh wait, i need to land soon.

The rocks: IT'S ABOUT DRIVE IT'S ABOUT POWER

This guy taught me more than my teachers could have taught me in my life

you sneeze in your hand
me: applies hand sanitizer
the hand sanitizer has germs

Germaphobes : I'M. NEVER. C L E A N N N N-

I sneezed while watching this video:
My phone has germs
My phone is touching the phone case
My hand is touching my case

I actually wash my hands with soap and water 💧

Just taught me more than my teacher ever could.

U sneeze in ur hand
you wash your hand
the sink has germs now
you clean the sink with a sponge
now the sponge has germs
you wash it
now the sink has germs
YEP IT NEVER ENDS

POV: Doing it
Next pov:inhaling

"does that mean the water has germs? "

someone's anxiety levels just went up XD

"Guys, we really made something with that sneeze huh."
"Yup, we've done it."
**watches covid go everywhere**
**people screaming**

Friend: why is there covid
Me: this guy got germs lol

Him: The trash now has Germs
Me: WHAT!!????

And that’s how my brain works

“You go to the sink to wash your hands the water has germs”

LEGEND TAUGHT ME BETTER EDUCATION MORE THAN MY TEACHER

But did you know that atoms never touched each other?

NOOOOOOO I THOUGHT THE WORLD WAS THE ONE THAT GAVE US GERMS

e-excuse me- what...
YOU DONT NEED TO EXPLODE MY BRAIN-
HELP-

When you overthink at night

This is literally my train of thought

The earth is in the galaxy now the galaxy has germs the galaxy is on the universe now the universe has germs

still funny like how my friend said that

I never insert my hand into the dustbin

Solution: just don't sneeze

By this logic, when you're in a helicopter, you're still on the ground.

These are my thoughts exactly