• Published on Jun 30, 2019
  • Types of people on dates!
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Comments • 2 398

  • Charlie Knowles
    Charlie Knowles 4 days ago

    That Essex character reminds me of Jay from the inbetweeners

    UI BREAKPOINT 16 days ago

    Piece of shit

  • Gaming KID
    Gaming KID 17 days ago

    They are just thick

  • Cynicใƒ„
    Cynicใƒ„ 21 day ago

    13:04 Iโ€™m from Loughton ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Yaseen_l4
    Yaseen_l4 26 days ago

    Iโ€™m an ESSEX boy and Iโ€™m from Romford

  • Haz 123
    Haz 123 Month ago

    Kezza army for life

  • Riley Jarvis
    Riley Jarvis Month ago +1

    3:14 ๐Ÿ˜‚ gal-dem

  • Ruby T
    Ruby T Month ago +1

    Types of nonces

  • Harvey Bracewell
    Harvey Bracewell Month ago

    Once I was 14 and I took a girl to film and McDonaldโ€™s and I bought the McDonaldโ€™s and she got the ticket for the film and when we went to the shop for sweets for the film I bought mine she put hers down and stared at me like I was gonna pay

  • Cayden Pollitt
    Cayden Pollitt Month ago

    OMG G

  • Jake JB
    Jake JB Month ago

    The wannabe Essex boy just like jay cartwright

  • Hyper Voices
    Hyper Voices Month ago

    9:16 nearly choked to death on my drink

    and here 12:43

  • Mikey Blundell
    Mikey Blundell Month ago

    I am an Essex boy

  • Taylor Williams
    Taylor Williams 2 months ago

    Anyone else notice that Olivia drenched the walls ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Jayne Ferrier
    Jayne Ferrier 2 months ago


  • Mac Prince
    Mac Prince 2 months ago

    Your sick I watch all of us vids๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Danny Matthews
    Danny Matthews 2 months ago +4

    like for Johnny Carey MERCH๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป

  • FTW_gingy boi
    FTW_gingy boi 2 months ago

    My ex has a dick

  • Itz Scopxz
    Itz Scopxz 2 months ago


  • Hellothisismylife
    Hellothisismylife 2 months ago

    Perfect secondary school date (1st year):

    Spice bag๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Francie Mitchell
    Francie Mitchell 2 months ago

    Di Maria

  • Pckts Yt
    Pckts Yt 3 months ago

    I'm in surry

  • Lucy Pearson
    Lucy Pearson 3 months ago +2

    You are actually a rare breed man someone that does TheXvid and is actually funny

  • Not Active
    Not Active 3 months ago

    She thinks sheโ€™s everything and sheโ€™s just a fuckin twat

  • MrFloppyOLTO
    MrFloppyOLTO 3 months ago

    There like a fucking bitch

  • charlotte victoria
    charlotte victoria 3 months ago

    Sheesh is danko

  • charlotte victoria
    charlotte victoria 3 months ago

    Lemme not lie Yh Iโ€™m from Essex, Chigwell and most of the people sound like dat ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Tristan Thomas
    Tristan Thomas 3 months ago

    I know this is borderline fucking blasphemy, but I think the nonce should be the one played by Niko a bit more. He plays a better nonce than you.

  • Ben78x
    Ben78x 3 months ago +1

    ik somebody like that and because she has 367 followers on insta she thinks she is better then everybody and she is a fucking bitch boii

  • vilgar69
    vilgar69 3 months ago

    lol im from essex

  • Blouzy
    Blouzy 3 months ago +2

    2:14 The D-Triange Jeans ๐Ÿคฃ

  • TW omega
    TW omega 3 months ago

    I know 2 girls Amelia sago and Ava rawnsley

  • Emily Jadexx
    Emily Jadexx 3 months ago +1

    Types of people at a wedding please get it to the top so Johnny can see๐Ÿ’—

  • Jude Kenny
    Jude Kenny 3 months ago +1

    Why does that Essex scene remind me of jaye from the inbetweeners ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • The Silver Falcon
    The Silver Falcon 3 months ago

    Funniest tuber ever

  • Frankie-rae Cooper
    Frankie-rae Cooper 3 months ago

    your so funny

  • RandomYoutubeViewer
    RandomYoutubeViewer 3 months ago

    Nice acting, that first one was very annoying haha

  • J06 Snowball
    J06 Snowball 3 months ago

    Your the best actor Johnny you actually make me laugh bro your da best!

  • RS_14
    RS_14 3 months ago

    14:04 my phone when off ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Louie Stoat
    Louie Stoat 3 months ago


  • Nishdelish 08
    Nishdelish 08 4 months ago

    Johnny: can we get 10,000 likes?

    *gets 130k likes*

    Johnny the video after: Can we get 100,000 likes?

    *gets 30k*

  • Rocco Paini
    Rocco Paini 4 months ago

    Iโ€™m the guy to have it going and then I say something then I mess up

  • Txa Casanova
    Txa Casanova 4 months ago +1

    Ahaha he used a Nandoโ€™s card nd a remote

  • Krish Ghai
    Krish Ghai 4 months ago

    The date when the peodo asks for pics of her feet then she runs and heโ€™s chasing her and then she rely runs and she canโ€™t do the door and he comes fkr her hahanabbahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahah Iโ€™m dying ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

  • Krish Ghai
    Krish Ghai 4 months ago +1

    I hate the guy who says broski ans famalam in this vid but dose other vids are hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

  • Alex Jones
    Alex Jones 4 months ago

    Ainโ€™t a Johnny Carey vid without a nonce

  • Josh123 Lawford
    Josh123 Lawford 4 months ago

    Do types of neeks

  • Joe Urdu
    Joe Urdu 4 months ago +1

    Itโ€™s not a Johnny Carey video without a nonce ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  • ChannelElliott
    ChannelElliott 4 months ago +1

    No nonce = no Johnny Carey

  • Gossip YT
    Gossip YT 4 months ago

    DTriangle Jeans ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  • Thomas Sharer
    Thomas Sharer 4 months ago

    Do types of people at a strip club

  • John G
    John G 4 months ago

    5:37 I thought "she" was going to say "social worker, actually".

  • Kiera-Jai Hughes
    Kiera-Jai Hughes 4 months ago +2

    What do you say in your intro please read this comment

  • Nur fahmy
    Nur fahmy 4 months ago +1


  • Nur fahmy
    Nur fahmy 4 months ago +1

    Brodem,litti in the city,๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Okq Vlogs
    Okq Vlogs 4 months ago +1

    I actually live in Chigwell and itโ€™s fully of them ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • R3AN Fox
    R3AN Fox 4 months ago

    I went on a date with a bird who just sat on her phone and I started saying the shit that you did. Told her my das gay and left my ma for another man. She said: โ€˜awwwwww cuteโ€™. I just stood up and left and she took offence to that saying how rude I was. What a cunt.

  • Saahib_
    Saahib_ 4 months ago

    What music is ur intro

  • Allow Knox
    Allow Knox 4 months ago

    Oof 45k likes ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Dan Costello
    Dan Costello 4 months ago +1

    Why is Johnny pretending to be a woman more engaging and interesting than most actual women on dates? ๐Ÿ˜‚