• Published on Jun 30, 2019
  • Types of people on dates!
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Comments • 2 388

  • Louie Stoat
    Louie Stoat Day ago


  • Nishdelish 08
    Nishdelish 08 2 days ago

    Johnny: can we get 10,000 likes?

    *gets 130k likes*

    Johnny the video after: Can we get 100,000 likes?

    *gets 30k*

  • Rocco Paini
    Rocco Paini 4 days ago

    I’m the guy to have it going and then I say something then I mess up

  • Txa Casanova
    Txa Casanova 4 days ago

    Ahaha he used a Nando’s card nd a remote

  • Krish Ghai
    Krish Ghai 7 days ago

    The date when the peodo asks for pics of her feet then she runs and he’s chasing her and then she rely runs and she can’t do the door and he comes fkr her hahanabbahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahah I’m dying 😵😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣

  • Krish Ghai
    Krish Ghai 7 days ago +1

    I hate the guy who says broski ans famalam in this vid but dose other vids are hilarious 😂🤣

  • Nikki Callery
    Nikki Callery 8 days ago

    Gold diggers

  • Alex Jones
    Alex Jones 8 days ago

    Ain’t a Johnny Carey vid without a nonce

  • Josh123 Lawford
    Josh123 Lawford 8 days ago

    Do types of neeks

  • Joe Urdu
    Joe Urdu 10 days ago +1

    It’s not a Johnny Carey video without a nonce 🤣🤣🤣

  • ChannelElliott
    ChannelElliott 11 days ago +1

    No nonce = no Johnny Carey

  • Alexx
    Alexx 12 days ago

    DTriangle Jeans 🤣🤣

  • thamo 5
    thamo 5 12 days ago

    Do types of people at a strip club

  • Kyle G
    Kyle G 13 days ago

    5:37 I thought "she" was going to say "social worker, actually".

  • Kiera-Jai Hughes
    Kiera-Jai Hughes 13 days ago +1

    What do you say in your intro please read this comment

  • Nur fahmy
    Nur fahmy 14 days ago


  • Nur fahmy
    Nur fahmy 14 days ago

    Brodem,litti in the city,🤣🤣😂😂

  • Okq Vlogs
    Okq Vlogs 15 days ago

    I actually live in Chigwell and it’s fully of them 😂😂😂

  • R3AN Fox
    R3AN Fox 16 days ago

    I went on a date with a bird who just sat on her phone and I started saying the shit that you did. Told her my das gay and left my ma for another man. She said: ‘awwwwww cute’. I just stood up and left and she took offence to that saying how rude I was. What a cunt.

  • Saahib_
    Saahib_ 16 days ago

    What music is ur intro

  • Drxpz Vibez
    Drxpz Vibez 18 days ago

    Oof 45k likes 😂

  • Dan Costello
    Dan Costello 18 days ago

    Why is Johnny pretending to be a woman more engaging and interesting than most actual women on dates? 😂

  • Daniel Moreta
    Daniel Moreta 19 days ago

    Your to good for your girlfriend

  • Supreme Vybz Asian
    Supreme Vybz Asian 19 days ago

    Now 1mill views

  • Saqib Ahmed
    Saqib Ahmed 20 days ago +1

    can I be in the gdem club??????

  • Ali A
    Ali A 20 days ago

    Keep it up Johnny amazing vids

  • XxxDrowZyxxX YT
    XxxDrowZyxxX YT 20 days ago


  • Matthew Parkin
    Matthew Parkin 21 day ago

    This vid is giioiiooddd

  • Fortnite player 223
    Fortnite player 223 21 day ago +1

    Nice acting 👍👍👍

  • Rorisang Dolamo
    Rorisang Dolamo 21 day ago +1

    The girl thought she had gold out her pussy and I dipped on the bill and paid and left her. Still got head tho

  • Crapzhy
    Crapzhy 21 day ago

    not a vid if there isnt a massive nonce

  • Can u find this 123
    Can u find this 123 21 day ago

    I’m actually an Essex boy

  • Gymnastics 4life_chloe

    this is so funny and I love all your effort and hard work put into these vids I love u!! Johnny Carey

  • lewis hamilton
    lewis hamilton 22 days ago

    How do you not have 7 million subs

  • Eden xox
    Eden xox 22 days ago +1

    this shit is fucking awesome

  • Aaron Cairns
    Aaron Cairns 22 days ago

    Mad Rebeca

    • Aaron Cairns
      Aaron Cairns 22 days ago

      She is a slut don’t mean to slit shame but that bitch a hoe

  • Adonis Kyriacou
    Adonis Kyriacou 22 days ago


  • Bk Moche
    Bk Moche 23 days ago

    😂😂😂😂😂the noince

  • M Nur Hassan
    M Nur Hassan 23 days ago


  • Lewis Bibby
    Lewis Bibby 24 days ago

    I have this girl in my year 6 class and she is a Leary little shit

  • Cypher666 demon
    Cypher666 demon 24 days ago

    For some reason u remind me of eggsy from kingsman

  • Eth Habgood
    Eth Habgood 24 days ago

    Does he actually live in Surrey

  • Pepsi Gacha
    Pepsi Gacha 25 days ago +1

    500k is a lot
    Of likes! Well done Johnny

  • Vision
    Vision 25 days ago

    Never get rid of the pedo persona

  • Brennen the Gamer
    Brennen the Gamer 25 days ago +2

    How does this guy not have a million subs he’s so funny This is how many people think the same thing

  • Alfie Sharp
    Alfie Sharp 26 days ago

    When Johnny gets 300k views but doesn’t get 300k likes

  • BigNlgger J0HN
    BigNlgger J0HN 26 days ago

    No one:
    Johnny @3:02 uses tv remote as card reader

  • BigNlgger J0HN
    BigNlgger J0HN 26 days ago

    No one:
    Johnny @3:02 uses tv remote as card reader

  • Chilll zz
    Chilll zz 27 days ago

    Yeah someone called Ellie and she thinks she is better than everyone else

  • Hanna H
    Hanna H 27 days ago

    I live in Surrey too

  • StealthStab
    StealthStab 27 days ago


  • DC7 Games
    DC7 Games 27 days ago +3

    The girl that has been on so many dates but has paid 0 times

  • Infamous Rage
    Infamous Rage 27 days ago

    Do types of people online like if u agree

  • Jean Otshudi
    Jean Otshudi 27 days ago

    Who still says broski nowadays

  • Alfie On wii
    Alfie On wii 27 days ago +1

    Your head looks like an actual peanut
    Sorry what

    I’m dying OMG 😂😂😂

  • Jayo 111
    Jayo 111 28 days ago

    Johnny carey is the best TheXvidr

  • Cassie Hughes
    Cassie Hughes 28 days ago +2

    Is is just me or does Johnny deserve the 1mil followers that James Charles lost xo lmao

  • TyTy Challenge time
    TyTy Challenge time 28 days ago

    Greatest nonce you can be Johnny

  • Isaacbluenose
    Isaacbluenose 29 days ago

    13:20 te-wey

  • Solty_boyz_ Blood
    Solty_boyz_ Blood 29 days ago +1

    Best TheXvidr ever

  • savage gang
    savage gang Month ago

    He asked for 100k likes but got 40k

  • Lexi Kerr
    Lexi Kerr Month ago +1

    "its so litty in the city famalam"

    i died so hard

  • jayla Badenhorst
    jayla Badenhorst Month ago

    Litty in the city famalam

  • jayla Badenhorst
    jayla Badenhorst Month ago

    The chikas

  • Sariya Ahmed
    Sariya Ahmed Month ago


  • Ella Read
    Ella Read Month ago

    You should have 100000000000M subscribers

  • Gaming Girls
    Gaming Girls Month ago +1

    The nonce omg he’s so weird

  • Simmo Bra
    Simmo Bra Month ago

    They walk to the store with me than grabs a heap of food and it is all up to me to pay for all of it

  • Myrryn Jamieson
    Myrryn Jamieson Month ago

    Love the videos

  • Anthony Scoots
    Anthony Scoots Month ago

    What’s the intro song

  • Cxnel
    Cxnel Month ago

    the 1st skit is the funniest ive ever seen. 'What the frik G'

  • Johnny carey
    Johnny carey Month ago

    Types of cashiers

  • Logic
    Logic Month ago

    13:20 towly

  • Yung Macks
    Yung Macks Month ago

    Wet asf 😂

  • Fryzh VI
    Fryzh VI Month ago

    My vibes just change when i watch a kezza video , what a fucking lad johnny