When people cough in 2023

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  • Howieazy
    Howieazy  7 days ago +1619

    Follow my Instagram - Howieazy 😊

  • Dash
    Dash 7 days ago +6268

    Nobody makes funnier shorts than Howie 😂

  • z
    z 2 days ago +255

    Yoo i laughed wayyyy harder than i should've 😂🤣

  • Rahlen Gilhooly
    Rahlen Gilhooly 4 days ago +82

    The "Omega-Delta-Cromishon-Infusion-Thing" had me DYING

    And the baby has to quarantine in the stomach... Oh God, I'm crying from the laughter

  • Dr.JagCobra
    Dr.JagCobra 2 days ago +148

    This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase: “I put you in this world, and I can take you out!”

  • JellyUnexplainedName
    JellyUnexplainedName 2 days ago +12

    The fact that he put the baby back. So painful and funny at the same time

  • W
    W 3 days ago +237

    These shorts are so entertaining they always make my day better 🤣

    • hdspider560
      hdspider560 3 hours ago

      @dextermakesmesad Hahahah leave its not funny bullying a bot

    • YeetKid 217
      YeetKid 217 11 hours ago

      This is the third account of yours that I just found

    • meth man
      meth man 16 hours ago

      @×jéłľý çăţ× youre wrong, thats just s made up story so they dont get in trouble, they all copy top comments and get more likes and they spam the same comments

    • EL3TR0N
      EL3TR0N 20 hours ago

      Lmao

    • ×jéłľý çăţ×
      ×jéłľý çăţ× Day ago

      @meth man no they are not the are a group of people who are from different places in the world so they post comments
      24 hours a day

  • Kim Long Dong
    Kim Long Dong 5 days ago +10

    We should do it the way the Spartans did it,if he has a runny nose he's clearly not fit to live

  • pokebro 395
    pokebro 395 2 days ago

    The way the baby looked around like that after coughing had me dying 🤣

  • ✨Luigi✨
    ✨Luigi✨ 4 days ago +21

    “He can be born later”
    Got me really good 😂😂😂

  • Chris Xuan
    Chris Xuan 5 days ago +79

    I love how he says “back in your stomach” when baby’s aren’t actually in the stomach

    • Puget Sound Transit Blog
      Puget Sound Transit Blog 3 days ago

      I guess they force the mother to vore the child

    • Mr. Lag
      Mr. Lag 4 days ago +1

      Shhhhh... We've got innocies out here !

    • Mr. Lag
      Mr. Lag 4 days ago

      @Bill Arsenic you suppose surgeons to wear stethoscope during surgeries ?

    • Dark goat89
      Dark goat89 4 days ago

      Kid friendly exists ya know

    • Sebass The Fish
      Sebass The Fish 4 days ago +3

      noticed that too

  • This_is_Mylie
    This_is_Mylie 4 days ago +4

    “But sir you can’t do that!” My favorite part right there lol

  • Captain Marsoof
    Captain Marsoof 5 days ago

    This made me laugh so hard 😂😆

  • ✨Luigi✨
    ✨Luigi✨ 4 days ago +6

    This was so funny 😂😂
    “You can’t do that” 😂

  • Jelly Aid Man
    Jelly Aid Man 6 days ago +525

    “Yeah and he can be born later we need to quarantine him back in your stomach for 5 more days” had me laughing 😂

  • 🌿•Pxainter•🌿

    I love how the baby cough and then IMMEDIATELY just starts to worry 😂

  • Giveli
    Giveli 2 days ago

    Yoo i laughed wayyyy harder than i should've 😂🤣

  • Aury Nuñez
    Aury Nuñez Day ago

    The baby coughing and looking around had me dead

  • Mizuki
    Mizuki 5 days ago

    I love how the baby looks left and right after coughing 😭😭

  • Local dude
    Local dude 7 days ago +763

    Lmfao I love how the baby inmediately worries and stops crying after he coughs, HE already KNOWS whats about to happen and he was just born seconds ago lol

    • Hazzy
      Hazzy 2 days ago

      @StarBros 100%

    • StarBros
      StarBros 3 days ago

      Student Doctor: Aw, He's cute how old is he?
      Patient: Ma'am, he's about a minute old.
      Student Doctor: "What"
      Patient: You helped me give birth for the baby remember?
      Student Doctor: Oh no! That was my twin, she's not a doctor
      Patient: Wait, Why is the baby not breathing
      Student Doctor: Oh shit, I gotta go!

      *The baby died at level 1.9026e-6 💀*

    • Lust-Slayer
      Lust-Slayer 4 days ago

      @Toast 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • Toast
      Toast 4 days ago +7

      Plot twist this was the 5th time the kid was 'born'

    • San
      San 4 days ago +1

      Lmao he know he bout to die

  • Ryan Mihaiu
    Ryan Mihaiu Day ago +1

    "I was born 9 times that day"
    - Glenn Quagmire

  • LUPIN
    LUPIN 3 days ago

    Literally I can't stop laughing to this

  • Detective Tech
    Detective Tech 3 hours ago

    My respect for Thanos increases everyday...

  • MININGAWAYXXx TNF
    MININGAWAYXXx TNF 4 days ago

    "He can born later" BRUH THIS REALLY GOT ME 🤣🤣🤣

  • Freddy Fazebear
    Freddy Fazebear 7 days ago +1504

    “Sir he was just born!” Yea, and he can be born later” had me dead

    • KingKovic
      KingKovic 4 days ago

      @•puppydogface• wdym it is the funniest part obviously everyone is going to talk about it 🤨

    • Freddy Fazebear
      Freddy Fazebear 4 days ago

      @•puppydogface• you know I can edit comments right?

    • Fuzion
      Fuzion 5 days ago

      @•puppydogface• first of all it's not even a bot it's just a team of spammers they never stop.So I am not the one feeding it

    • payten kuntz
      payten kuntz 5 days ago

      @•puppydogface• that’s a lie

    • •puppydogface•
      •puppydogface• 5 days ago +1

      * steal

  • JoshRblx
    JoshRblx 5 days ago +1

    I like how the doc just puts his mask down.

  • Kenderick Fun facts

    The way the baby looked like after he coughed 😂🤣

  • Ampieum
    Ampieum Day ago

    That “woop” noise when the baby gets shoved back in. 😂

  • Soares
    Soares 9 hours ago

    The baby looking at the doctor got me rolling

  • Gabriel Hereth
    Gabriel Hereth Day ago

    Bro I love how he said he has to quarantine in her stomach, what is she doing digesting it lol.

  • rxmen
    rxmen 4 days ago

    You make me laugh so much!!!!

  • Bat Man
    Bat Man 2 days ago

    Omfg I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂

  • Oh My.
    Oh My. 8 hours ago

    Sources say she attempted to sue, but when she coughed in the court house, they subdued her, and her newborn.

    They are now in quarantine, awaiting trial.

  • Non't
    Non't 7 days ago +1959

    The baby 1 year later: *gets reborn*
    Also the baby: *coughs*
    The doctor: *another year you go!*

    • Gamer Boy
      Gamer Boy 5 days ago

      @Agenda In Mind Yea yea, illuminati area 51, bermuda triangle, mark zuckerberg lizard man, hitlers bunker smt smt.

      Seriously tho are you trolling or do you genuinely believe in your own conspiracy theory. If it's the latter part then I don't think you should ever have children.

    • ~My Little Sterling~
      ~My Little Sterling~ 5 days ago

      @Agenda In Mind *confused as to why this is a long AF serious message on a funny video *

    • Agenda In Mind
      Agenda In Mind 6 days ago

      Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death.

      While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes.

      Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way.

      It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it.....

    • Brian Aguilar
      Brian Aguilar 6 days ago

      @Piztech true

    • HindSpirit
      HindSpirit 6 days ago

      Thats gold

  • Avakind
    Avakind 5 days ago

    Just imagine feeling that pain 💀

  • soiung toiue
    soiung toiue 2 hours ago

    I like how the doc just puts his mask down.

  • Lakshya
    Lakshya 5 hours ago +1

    Well, that was scary.😂🤣

  • Yellow Lxmon
    Yellow Lxmon 2 days ago

    Your vids make me smile everyday

  • Abdalrahman Alhadithy
    Abdalrahman Alhadithy 7 days ago +3404

    As someone who is born a year later i can say this is accurate

    Edit : damn , i never knew i can get to a thousand like and start some theories in the replies

  • M. Bagus Pramaskoro
    M. Bagus Pramaskoro 4 days ago

    "He can born later" how is that gonna work ? 🤣🤣

  • yasio bolo
    yasio bolo 23 hours ago

    Omg this is the funniest thing I've ever seen and the funny part was when at the end of it I just looked at it for a sec and then I laughed my head off

  • noclout Tim
    noclout Tim 5 days ago +1

    😂my dude too funny

  • Jellylorian
    Jellylorian 4 days ago

    It's not a mistake, ✨ ITS A MASTERPIECE ✨

  • JellyChip
    JellyChip 7 days ago +653

    “maybe not that healthy he may have the omega delta chromosome fusion thing” had me disintegrating 💀

    • toast
      toast 5 days ago

      @Pink Crochet I know

    • Pink Crochet
      Pink Crochet 5 days ago

      @toast this one was first

    • toast
      toast 5 days ago

      This is literally the same comment as the Mr beast bot 💀

    • Iran Man
      Iran Man 5 days ago +1

      A bot copied your comment

    • nufuday
      nufuday 5 days ago

      @Jelly Peach Cool

  • Blizerd Wolf
    Blizerd Wolf 3 days ago

    We need a part 2 of this

  • Zachary Parra
    Zachary Parra 3 days ago

    Im a time traveler and I can confirm this is true

  • Tomboy_akaoofu
    Tomboy_akaoofu 3 days ago

    The part that he said he needs to be self quarantined😂

  • (Zenitsu)
    (Zenitsu) 4 days ago +1

    "He can be born later" killed me aaaaaaaaaa hahahaaaaa

  • Jonathan Cunningham
    Jonathan Cunningham 7 days ago +27

    That humor is awesome and relative to today's society. Keep up the good work

  • Synvak
    Synvak 23 hours ago

    “And he can be born later.”
    Finally something is undoable

  • 1234OTAKUANIME
    1234OTAKUANIME 3 days ago

    The hospital rooms have RGB lights on the ceiling? That's pretty fancy!

  • Kellen Craig
    Kellen Craig 4 days ago

    “He can be born later” that line

  • B-Rad Gaming
    B-Rad Gaming 5 days ago

    Lol the best thing about this dude is all his videos are original and they're also really funny.

  • Gigi Suarez
    Gigi Suarez 6 days ago +191

    "Sir he was just born!"
    "Yeah he can be born later"
    This was so funny

  • Little Boble
    Little Boble 2 days ago

    The baby's face tho 😂

  • Mammoth
    Mammoth Day ago

    That Rick Sanchez fit 🔥🔥😂

  • Charlotte 123
    Charlotte 123 3 days ago

    Omg this is the funniest thing I've ever seen and the funny part was when at the end of it I just looked at it for a sec and then I laughed my head off

  • Its_Skwid
    Its_Skwid 4 days ago

    ✨ It's not a mistake it's a masterpiece ✨

  • SomCanSudGirl
    SomCanSudGirl 2 days ago

    The baby when he coughed was like oh no im in big trouble😂

  • Coinbloom6373 Fortnite user btw

    That end 🤣🤣🤣

  • madatyoutoob
    madatyoutoob 4 days ago

    The baby started crying when you put it in quarantine 🤣🤣🤣

  • tankman no.2
    tankman no.2 5 days ago

    "He can be born later"🤣🤣😂

  • edjanxuamduz
    edjanxuamduz 4 days ago

    I laugh as hecc 🤡💀

  • gilang suryadharma
    gilang suryadharma 4 days ago

    Lmfao i never thought we could survive until 2023

  • JELLY🏳️‍🌈

    Its not a mistake ✨ITS A MASTERPICE✨

  • Ugne N
    Ugne N 6 days ago

    It's not a mistake ✨ IT'S A MASTERPIECE

  • ...
    ... 4 days ago

    🤣👍👍 finally someone funny.. I appreciate it 👍

  • Elif Eyșan Baha
    Elif Eyșan Baha 4 days ago

    If this happend on the news I would never stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Elif Eyșan Baha
    Elif Eyșan Baha 4 days ago

    If this happend on the news I would never stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • MonthlyMash
    MonthlyMash 5 days ago +3

    “He can be born later”
    What do you mea-
    *back up you go*

  • ✞︎ꨄ︎The man, the myth ꨄ︎✞︎

    oh hell naw that baby gon be like "...man i need a stomach breakout plan"

  • pepperoni pie
    pepperoni pie 2 days ago

    Gives a new meaning to "go back where you came from"

  • Zephronic
    Zephronic 5 days ago +1

    "He can be born later" 💀

  • Julia
    Julia 5 days ago

    I'm litteraly concerned on how you can shove a baby back into the stomach like that.

  • LanceTLB
    LanceTLB 3 days ago +1

    I guess the dad really likes some milk huh?

  • walters heather
    walters heather 3 days ago

    Sir, I’m sorry to tell you, but 2022 has just begun and you’re already predicting 2023 😂😂😂😂

  • Alfred Theman
    Alfred Theman 5 days ago

    "He can be born later"😂

  • XBurgui
    XBurgui 4 days ago

    It's not a mistake ✨ IT'S A MASTERPIECE ✨

  • Death Spirit
    Death Spirit 7 days ago +80

    "He needs to get quarantined in your stomach, we need to stuff him in for the next 5 days"

    Okay no, this is too funny. I can't- help-

  • gyane konj
    gyane konj 5 days ago

    "He can be born later" 😂

  • PAMELA CRUZ
    PAMELA CRUZ 2 days ago

    It's not a mistake✨it's a masterpiece✨

  • EL Chungus
    EL Chungus 5 days ago +1

    2023 seems like such in the far future, so weird time flew by so fast

  • Nory2 Channel Patterson

    This is actually really funny like I laughed when he said the okra mother daughter thing

  • Adriana._ofc
    Adriana._ofc 5 days ago +1

    It's not a mistake,✨IT'S A MASTERPIECE ✨

  • Assault
    Assault 5 days ago

    Wow, mum wasn't joking whenever she said "I brought you into this world, I can take you out"

  • Roi Isidore Ado
    Roi Isidore Ado 6 days ago

    It's not a mistake , ✨ ITS A MASTERPIECE, ✨

  • Jordan Lester
    Jordan Lester 4 days ago

    The way he looked around 😂

  • JELLYê
    JELLYê 5 days ago

    It's not a mistake it's a ✨ MASTERPIECE ✨

  • JELLYê
    JELLYê 5 days ago

    It's not a mistake it's a ✨ MASTERPIECE ✨

  • Selever
    Selever 2 days ago

    I was dead laughing when she was screaming

  • Add Sullivan
    Add Sullivan 5 days ago

    As a nurse i can confirm we do this

  • Negitive bike 316
    Negitive bike 316 2 days ago

    Can we talk about how this doctor doesn't know human Anatomy

  • Unsweatable
    Unsweatable 3 days ago +1

    It’s not a mistake ✨ITS A MASTERPIECE✨

    • Rose
      Rose 3 days ago

      Ayo😳

  • Random Weeb
    Random Weeb 5 days ago

    The ending... 🤣

  • °jëlly_økåŷ°
    °jëlly_økåŷ° 3 days ago

    He has the wig and the towel, he's too strong

  • Lord XM
    Lord XM 7 days ago +51

    The baby looks around like “oh shit”

    • lmao
      lmao 7 days ago +1

      😳😳

  • Resolvelution Tension

    Wait, if we heard this sentence that babies need to cough to breathe air, this applies to every baby that needed to cough for to breathe! What a thought I just had.

  • •lexies-vlogs•
    •lexies-vlogs• 3 days ago +1

    How do you know if coffee is going to be on still in 2023

  • Amazing Grace
    Amazing Grace 3 days ago

    When he realized it’s already 2022😳

  • Jimi Mcglone
    Jimi Mcglone 5 days ago

    Put me back inside! Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣