Half in the Bag Episode 5: Your Highness and Samurai Cop

  • Published on Jun 26, 2015
  • ay and Mike take on David Gordon Green's "Your Highness" as well as the should-be cult classic "Samurai Cop."
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Comments • 245

  • Golden nugget of wisdom

    You need to do a new review for Samurai cop. That other guy messed with the whole dynamic and it wasn't what it could have been.

  • Big D
    Big D 4 days ago

    The movie was expertly written to be unappealing to everyone.

  • AlucardsQuest
    AlucardsQuest Month ago

    James Franco is a good actor? Did you make that determination before or after watching him in Sam Raimi films?

  • Mega Zeta
    Mega Zeta Month ago

    _Joshman Begins_

  • davhend
    davhend 2 months ago

    9:56 for Samurai Cop.

  • Ashley
    Ashley 2 months ago

    thanks to this vid samurai cop is now one of my fav good bad movies. thanks hack frauds!

  • Adam Fair Land
    Adam Fair Land 3 months ago +2

    "Your Highness" was so consistently homophobic that it shoulda been called "Oh No! Swords Crossing!"

    • Secret Name
      Secret Name Month ago

      "Haha! It's funny because being gay is gross and weird! Hahaha! If you stand too close they'll put their gay penis in your straight asshole! Hahahahahaha!!!!!"

  • Maxamillion
    Maxamillion 3 months ago

    Why does Rich Evans exist?

  • Blue Coke
    Blue Coke 4 months ago

    Man I really enjoyed Your Highness. Fucking Julie!

  • Nicolas2465
    Nicolas2465 4 months ago

    Wanna fuck?

  • SonOfSeth
    SonOfSeth 4 months ago +2

    Your Highness is my definition of guilty pleasure. I know deep down I shouldn't, but I really enjoyed it with all of it's faults.

  • Larry Douglas
    Larry Douglas 4 months ago +2

    I love Z'Dara with a beard. Really expresses that power chin. Also great take of Jay inhaling the pesticide.

  • Anthony Mcdonald
    Anthony Mcdonald 4 months ago +3

    The most disturbing and hilarious intro yet.

  • flip pipply
    flip pipply 5 months ago

    Were these taken down? cause the upload is 2015 but this has to be 2011

    • Oda Swifteye
      Oda Swifteye 4 months ago

      They were originally on machinima.

  • SevenShadesOfNerd
    SevenShadesOfNerd 5 months ago +2

    I'm from the future. The guy who directed Your Highness directs a Halloween film, and it doesn't suck!

    • Patrick Towey
      Patrick Towey 3 months ago

      SevenShadesOfNerd wow! Did you drive a flying car to see it?

  • The LenseBender
    The LenseBender 6 months ago

    Gentlemen - Dexter is a TERRIBLE show. You might even do good to spend an episode on 'the show that nobody talks about anymore because it's the epitome of a great-premise-turned-garbage tv program.'

  • Toasty Boii
    Toasty Boii 6 months ago

    wait, dentist offices dont usually reside in hospitals? what the fuck??

  • HeathenMetalhead221
    HeathenMetalhead221 6 months ago

    Back before Jay hit puberty and Mike looked like he actually gave a shit

  • cheetahEAR
    cheetahEAR 6 months ago +1

    Be nice to hear your thoughts on "The Little Hours".

  • Satoshi Kong
    Satoshi Kong 7 months ago

    I honestly never thought my biggest complaint about a movie would be that it didn't have any stoner comedy in it.

  • Jack Gude
    Jack Gude 7 months ago +2

    Can't wait for the Plinkett super-cut movie

  • Spectre Kelevra
    Spectre Kelevra 8 months ago +2

    Jay looked like an amish person in this video.

  • Howie Benatovitch
    Howie Benatovitch 8 months ago +6


  • MadAdam
    MadAdam 8 months ago +1

    love the vid ..
    hate that green bar on the right. thx god is gone down by the road .

  • Fifty shades of Graih
    Fifty shades of Graih 8 months ago +1

    First time i watched your highness was after a blunt, so it's the only way i can actually watch it now.

  • Sonic Phish
    Sonic Phish 9 months ago

    GOD DAMN IT! I just lost my fucking artwork I worked on WITH Photoshop for three grueling months!!! Red Letter Media, TAKE ME AWAY!!!

  • Tristan Hagen
    Tristan Hagen 9 months ago

    Is there Tropico 5 music playing in the background for this HitB?

  • Jamal Gleeson
    Jamal Gleeson 9 months ago +1

    Did they watch the movie? It spend oodles of movie time establishing these characters so that when fun weird stuff happens it is character driven humor, like the humor they keep describing they like.

    • Satoshi Kong
      Satoshi Kong 7 months ago

      I have no idea, but your usage of the word "oodles" made me giggle for a good 10 - 15 seconds. Thanks, dude.

  • Jamal Gleeson
    Jamal Gleeson 9 months ago

    Did these two not notice the entire Your Heinous movie was a satire or spoof on the serious fantasy movies? The characters try to speak in the fantasy vernacular but then at points, the characters have no pithy or witty thing to say so “fuck” or “shit” comes out, sort of real life.

    • Oda Swifteye
      Oda Swifteye 4 months ago

      They understood it but they weren't impressed.

  • Jaunty
    Jaunty 9 months ago

    So, whose ass was it?

  • dogcow666
    dogcow666 10 months ago +3

    Joe bob Briggs commentary is worth the price of samurai cop dvd

  • Alexander Rebelle
    Alexander Rebelle 10 months ago +1

    I will bring you his head, and I will place it on your piano.

  • Abderian
    Abderian 11 months ago +2

    Jay shaved between the intro and the discussion.

  • DjMu3L
    DjMu3L Year ago +3

    I feel like this video is badly edited on purpose because Samurai Cop

  • James k
    James k Year ago +3

    i think your highness was a parody of Game of Thrones in many ways, even has a Lannister as the King. James Franco makes fun of this movie in the film This is the End

  • Matthew Taylor
    Matthew Taylor Year ago +1

    Strangely erotic

  • Cupid Kid
    Cupid Kid Year ago +1

    lol 480 is max setting on this video , what is this 2001 ??

  • Zachary S. Marsh
    Zachary S. Marsh Year ago +45

    "ay and Mike take on David Gordon Green's "Your Highness" as well as the should-be cult classic "Samurai Cop.""

  • drumspaz80
    drumspaz80 Year ago +2

    It’s kind of weird watching these older videos because they look all blurry and low quality. It makes me feel like they are more like twenty years old instead of about 7

  • PC Master Race
    PC Master Race Year ago +4

    Is James Franco "good actor"? That guy is a "genius" right? Isn't he supposed to be "talented"? I'm "seriously" asking.

    • Badenhawk
      Badenhawk Year ago +1

      I still haven’t seen disaster artist. Seemed like a different role for him?

    • PC Master Race
      PC Master Race Year ago +1

      Badenhawk, I felt that way about The Interview (the party scene), and he was probably playing himself in Pineapple Express too. He doesn't really have any acting range, in my opinion.

    • Badenhawk
      Badenhawk Year ago

      PC Master Race I liked “why him?” Because it felt like a documentary of how James Franco probably lives lol.

  • TheFlickinCritic
    TheFlickinCritic Year ago

    "I want you to be gay with me and father"

  • Mark Molloy
    Mark Molloy Year ago

    that black gift

  • PhiloBedo
    PhiloBedo Year ago

    02:31 What's wrong with his FAAAAAAAAAAAAACE?!?!

  • taistelutomaatti
    taistelutomaatti Year ago

    Mike used to say "Like" a lot.

  • Bishop Jones
    Bishop Jones Year ago

    Who is ay?

  • Maciej Bogdan Stepien

    Oh, cme on. Your Highness was a solid piece of entertainment. Really

  • J Potter
    J Potter Year ago +2

    I had completely forgotten about these crap movies. Until now. Thanks, TheXvid.

  • Steven Simmons
    Steven Simmons Year ago

    I saw "Your Highness" in theaters when it came out and I honestly can't remember one thing about it other than a dude wears a dick around his neck. I would love a full episode from RLM about "Samurai Cop".

  • Dragon lair
    Dragon lair Year ago

    we showed this to our friend Rich Evans

  • Psychedelic Lizard


  • KyleKatarn
    KyleKatarn Year ago

    Was this shot using a potato?

  • TheFirstGuy
    TheFirstGuy Year ago +2

    Your Highness feels a lot like a silly D&D campaign. Its pretty ok for that.

  • Skelz0r
    Skelz0r Year ago +3

    This quest sucks.

  • Lawrence Scales
    Lawrence Scales Year ago +4

    But what about Monty python and the holy grail

  • Juboi
    Juboi Year ago +4

    10:11 enter the worst part of BoTW

  • PC Master Race
    PC Master Race Year ago +7

    "ay and Mike" just the level of ineptitude I'd expect from a couple of hack frauds like you two.

  • Dresdentrumpet
    Dresdentrumpet Year ago

    Why don't you guys review "Dogville?"

  • Red Cloud
    Red Cloud Year ago +1

    come to think of it, that "pest control - pest extermination" thing makes a lot of sense.
    they're pest exterminators who preform pest control, much in the same way "mental health" practitioners preform "behavioral management" treatment, as apposed to anything corrective. man, misnomers are everywhere.

  • Hllspwn
    Hllspwn Year ago +2

    Tropico 3 soundtrack

  • Bulwark1911
    Bulwark1911 Year ago +4

    *Rich Evans is legendary.*

  • Strangefreak
    Strangefreak Year ago +2

    I do not remember "Your Highness" even coming out in 2015.

    • Secret Name
      Secret Name Month ago

      Holy fuck, I'm going back through watching all these. I completely have no memory of these early episodes. The whole time I was watching this, I was under the impression that Your Highness was some sort of real late nineties or early two thousands shitstorms.
      It wasn't 2015, it was 2011. But even then, fucking christ. I can't believe this.

  • WAMatt
    WAMatt Year ago +2

    Was this episode filmed on a Motorola Razr?

  • Gambit08
    Gambit08 Year ago +111

    Plinkett: "Jesus can look like anybody because he lives in your heart..."
    Me: "Wow. That's actually really profound and beautiful..."
    Plinkett: "And my Jesus looks like a sexy little black girl" *Licks lips slowly
    Me: God damn it

    • RobRIPDG
      RobRIPDG 8 months ago +7

      I still found it profoundly beautiful...

  • Alex C
    Alex C Year ago +2

    I hope they do a Best of the Worst of Samurai Cop

  • Alexander Linn
    Alexander Linn Year ago +114

    my favorite part of Samurai cop was the tums festival.

  • Adam Schnellenbach

    VCR Life

  • Wheatless
    Wheatless Year ago

    Fuck that screamer

  • Methos
    Methos Year ago +15

    Your Highness; Movie version of a D&D campaign with friends.

  • SweatyItalianKing
    SweatyItalianKing Year ago +4

    princess bride - great fantasy comedy

    • Half Moon Fox
      Half Moon Fox 2 months ago +1

      Princess Bride and Stardust are great fantasy comedies.

  • Lani Alvarado
    Lani Alvarado Year ago

    U wanna fuck?
    "Read at 2:35 PM"

  • littleteethkeith
    littleteethkeith Year ago

    Your Highness is one of two movies I got up and left before it was over. It sucked.

    • EC le Mwonjan
      EC le Mwonjan Year ago

      littleteethkeith Which was the second one?

  • PMcCul4486
    PMcCul4486 2 years ago

    I loooove what I see

  • Skelz0r
    Skelz0r 2 years ago +1

    This quest sucks

  • Lone Knight
    Lone Knight 2 years ago

    damn... he was very skinny back then.

  • Benjamin Mooney
    Benjamin Mooney 2 years ago +12

    "ay and mike"

  • Kaleb Webb
    Kaleb Webb 2 years ago +70

    Didn't think I'd ever hear Mike say the words "James Franco" immediately after "There are some good actors in it."

  • Christian Changer
    Christian Changer 2 years ago +9

    If you want a funny entertaining fantasy movie just watch "Stardust".

    • Half Moon Fox
      Half Moon Fox 2 months ago +1

      I adore that movie. It’s so ridiculous and has no right to be as entertaining as it is.

    II DIRECTx II 2 years ago +1

    Samurai Cop is the perfect bad movie. It's truly a work of shear genius, absolutely amazing.

  • Psyq Watts
    Psyq Watts 2 years ago +48

    What's with the green line?

  • GrimoireOfKenji
    GrimoireOfKenji 2 years ago


  • Hector Jiminez
    Hector Jiminez 2 years ago +5

    I knew this video was dated when Mike foolishly stated Boardwalk Empire, Dexter, and Mad Men as well written shows.....Now that was funee:P

  • Konkoly
    Konkoly 2 years ago

    Samurai cop reminds me a bit of the American Ninja series.

  • brnt7342
    brnt7342 2 years ago

    Rich Evans is a sex pervert.

  • killerskillet
    killerskillet 2 years ago +1

    6:28 - "And then they show that shot to get your attention"
    Literally the still image on the IMDB page, LOL - www.imdb.com/title/tt1240982/?ref_=nv_sr_1

  • JohnBoy
    JohnBoy 2 years ago

    Jay needs his moustache.

  • Mike
    Mike 2 years ago +7

    Ah, 2011. A simpler time.

    • Punkyagogo
      Punkyagogo Month ago +1

      ozzymandias Ahhh, early 2019. A simpler time.

    • ozzymandias
      ozzymandias 3 months ago

      Jeremy Martin ahhhhhhhhh 2018 a simpler time

    • Trevor Lahey
      Trevor Lahey Year ago +1

      Mike ahhh 2017 a simpler time

  • Stargazer 117
    Stargazer 117 2 years ago

    Holy hell this video is six yearly old

    LAVATORR 2 years ago

    Did...Mike and Jay just cite Dexter as a well-written show? What year was this?

    • E43
      E43 Year ago

      LAVATORR 2011

  • Joshua Wilson
    Joshua Wilson 2 years ago

    Perfect intro to follow the "Stop it now" website. Absolutely love when stuff lines up like that.

  • Poirot's Mustache
    Poirot's Mustache 2 years ago +1

    I was also circumcised... my doctor wasn't so good...

  • Billy Studholme
    Billy Studholme 2 years ago +11

    That opening had me dying

  • Caffeinated King
    Caffeinated King 2 years ago +1

    Your Highness feels like wasted potential, it could have gone in the direction of something like "A Knight's Tale" with that cast and setting and could have been a genuinely interesting and fun medieval/fantasy movie with some cheeky moments and characters.

  • MrRichardsREM
    MrRichardsREM 2 years ago

    why is the resolution and sound so bad???????

  • Happy boy
    Happy boy 2 years ago +69

    Who's "Ay" is he replacing Jay?

  • Checkable Reality
    Checkable Reality 2 years ago

    I was just watching chad Vader a couple hours ago!

  • anna elvira postma
    anna elvira postma 2 years ago +3

    So you are saying, that isn't Nathalie portmans ass?

  • Andrew Abrams
    Andrew Abrams 2 years ago

    at the beginning of the video actually sacred me lol

  • Siegfried Kircheis
    Siegfried Kircheis 2 years ago +132

    Wait, that wasn't Natalie Portman's ass? I wasted like three hours on that.

    • matt hagerty
      matt hagerty 2 years ago +46

      Normally I don't like sand. It's course, rough, and irritating. But in her case I'd make an exception

    • Adam Sullivan
      Adam Sullivan 2 years ago +8

      matt hagerty I believe she was pregnant when filming that movie.

    • Garrett McGinnis
      Garrett McGinnis 2 years ago +16

      That's in Por-Tasste :)

  • twatfaceno1
    twatfaceno1 2 years ago +3

    Rich will say anything! The Jesus bit killed me.

  • derekmcgoldrick
    derekmcgoldrick 2 years ago

    0:57 Its Hans Klopec from The Burbs :D