Buried in a Coffin For 200 Years Just Because he Rejected a Witch

  • Published on Jan 15, 2022
  • After two hundred years spent buried underground, a vampire is freed from his prison and now he will help his descendants to make his family illustrious again.
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  • FlameWithThe Game
    FlameWithThe Game 4 months ago +2634

    Imagine simping for a guy so bad that you turn him into a vampire, trap him in a coffin for 200 years and punish his family just to come back 200 years later and do it again all because he didn't want to go out with you

  • EGG
    EGG 4 months ago +2080

    Am I the only one who for some reason can't stop watching this kind of recap videos?? It's just so entertaining

    • mukor
      mukor 3 days ago

      i'm trying to stop watching these but i admit that these are addictive. me being a movie freak has been on hiatus for a while, so i kinda feel watching recaps will hit me back in the face when i get around watching stuff again, having spoiled quite a few movies.
      but i don't know. it's mostly movies i'd probably never get around watching throughly anyway and that might not even be very special, but that are cool in this "format". it's a double edged sword really :)
      but yeah, sometimes a short story can be cooler without than
      with all the prolonged drama and dumb comedy etc.. and sometimes not.
      just like watching game play-throughs, feeling you kill the gaming experience but on the other hand thinking you'd probably never play the game anyway. heh

    • Muhammad Firdaus Akhmal Bin Kamarudin
    • Muhammad Firdaus Akhmal Bin Kamarudin
    • metalhead666
      metalhead666 9 days ago

      I just find it wiered how these old movies relate to modern times

    • Haney Martinez
      Haney Martinez 11 days ago

      bro it’s addicting

  • Yuno VFX
    Yuno VFX 4 months ago +6060

    "After the girls teach him that women want love and not money, Barnabas kills them all in order to feed himself" well geez that escalated quickly

    • Eva
      Eva 4 days ago

      That shit didn’t happen, everyone he killed had it coming except the poor workers who dug up his grave

    • see wit me
      see wit me 6 days ago

      Gee what do you..

    • Nother Nobody
      Nother Nobody 13 days ago

      @xandralinest89 Look who got butt hurt, the only person getting offended is you.
      Also, you don't speak for the majority of women. Everyone wants a sense of security in a relationship.

    • RealityCheck
      RealityCheck 14 days ago

      Not even a single thought to the smallest, remote-est, infinitesimally small consideration of a possibility that men might want love too. So very sexist.

  • Tyler Mace
    Tyler Mace 4 months ago +2315

    Seeing Johnny's flexibility in roles in the early 2000's is crazy. I would love to see a Tombstone remake with him in it. I feel like he would be one of the very very few actors that could even hold a match to Val Kilmers portrayal of Doc Holliday

    • Stephen Church
      Stephen Church 4 months ago +1

      Benny & joon as well

    • Stephen Church
      Stephen Church 4 months ago

      Edward scissorhands another good one from early on

    • Dale B
      Dale B 4 months ago

      🤮no please

    • Jesse Cannon
      Jesse Cannon 4 months ago +1

      he would have made an awesome doc holiday

  • Reedman07
    Reedman07 4 months ago +1416

    Still a better love story than Twilight.
    Not even a joke, this thing also has vampires and werewolves and shit, and it is still better

    • D
      D 23 days ago

      The vampire diaries is also great

    • Hannah McGregor
      Hannah McGregor Month ago

      Even the last names are similar ( Cullins & Collins )

    • Serotonin Scavenger
      Serotonin Scavenger 2 months ago +1

      The toilet seat at a public restroom is a better love story than twilight

    • KrKest
      KrKest 2 months ago +1

      @Kimone Chin Dark Shadows

  • 1SecondHero
    1SecondHero 4 months ago +942

    Watched this recently and I was flabbergasted at the casting. Depp, sir Christopher Lee, Eva Greene, Helena Bonham. All legends in their own right.
    Also Tim burton really likes his regulars

    • עידו דקל
      עידו דקל Month ago

      Bruh how can you forget about Michelle Pfeiffer?

    • FaolanTheLoneWolf
      FaolanTheLoneWolf Month ago

      @Nikki and kills her via johnny depps character everytime they are both in a movie.

    • Some Dude
      Some Dude 3 months ago +3

      Also Michelle Pfeiffer.

    • Pratyasha Beura
      Pratyasha Beura 3 months ago +1

      It's better than Twilight

    • Nikki
      Nikki 4 months ago +2

      @Wolf I don't think I knew that! Further proves my point though lol. Don't get me wrong I enjoy his films and I enjoy her acting. But spousal nepotism in films has always bugged me. Like yes they were great and all that but I'd personally feel weird about working as an actor on a film that my husband has final casting approval on ya know?

  • love child
    love child 20 days ago +41

    Who would’ve known Johnny would end up reenacting this in real life with the witch being Amber Heard. Do you see the resemblance? 😮 🤯

      SOUMYA MISHRA 4 days ago

      That's frankly insulting to Eva Green Ma'am.

    • Karly Toth
      Karly Toth 9 days ago +2

      Okay I was seeing the parallels as well too! Thank god I’m not that only one 😂

    • Broken Left Ear Bug Lord
      Broken Left Ear Bug Lord 19 days ago +1

      I was just about to say

  • Arnav S
    Arnav S 4 months ago +1762

    John Depp has my respect for never letting me down and I don't expect anything less from him too🔥🔥

    • Alloy T
      Alloy T 4 months ago

      @BetaMovies i'll think about it

    • Dhruvalization
      Dhruvalization 4 months ago +1

      jonny depp: never gonna let u down

    • $Sly Cooper$
      $Sly Cooper$ 4 months ago

      *Bites* @Alloy T's *head off like "The Bite of 87"*

    • Alloy T
      Alloy T 4 months ago +2

      Never gonna give you up

    • Youssef Sharif
      Youssef Sharif 4 months ago +5

      @Mhmmm 0.1 cent*

  • JJ O
    JJ O 4 months ago +854

    This movie was panned by the critics but imo is actually good, not a masterpiece but a good movie undeserving of the bad reviews.

    • Muhammad Zain
      Muhammad Zain 3 months ago

      @Charisma Musician why though?

    • silentcrow
      silentcrow 4 months ago

      @Charisma Musician yesss

    • Charisma Musician
      Charisma Musician 4 months ago +9

      @silentcrow I agree Jonny's eccentric mannerism literally carried the movie and didn't even do that for me.

    • Rocha House
      Rocha House 4 months ago

      @Charisma Musician ignore them you are correct

    • silentcrow
      silentcrow 4 months ago +36

      It was entertaining at times and the style is flattering. I would say you have to be a certain kind of person to sit all the way through and not get bored a lot. But Johnny makes it watchable, thank God. One of my favorite roles of his. I'm glad he does diverse roles like this because I respect him a lot for it. This film could have been really bad. I wish the critics weren't so harsh about it fr. Every movie has flaws, but that doesn't make it a bad movie. 💁‍♀️ some of my favorite movies bore me a lot, but it's too good to hate. I feel warm when I think about this movie. Definitely need to watch more.

  • R T
    R T 4 months ago +509

    Seems the kid was the most sensible character in the whole movie.

  • Isthiak Ahsan
    Isthiak Ahsan 4 months ago +833

    Now that's a good movie people never talk about.

    • ymi
      ymi 19 days ago

      @cc_230! In the Shadows

    • Judas
      Judas 3 months ago

      it was an ok movie...

    • David Kruse
      David Kruse 4 months ago +11

      This wasn’t a good movie

    • cc_230!
      cc_230! 4 months ago +1

      Whats it called

    • lokanantazain n
      lokanantazain n 4 months ago +2

      Ur right

  • Juan Pablo Tavacchi
    Juan Pablo Tavacchi 4 months ago +456

    Meanwhile, as they open the coffin in a parallel universe: "You thought you'd find Barnabas but it was me, DIO!"

  • Duchess of Potato Land
    Duchess of Potato Land 4 months ago +192

    This movie is when I found out I have massive crush on Eva Greene, there's just something about villains that draw me in. She's simply stunning here and she always has been 100% in playing her roles love her!

    • ghostorbwings
      ghostorbwings 4 months ago +4


  • C.C
    C.C 23 days ago +16

    😂😂😂 I love how realistic the concept of a woman not handling rejection well is

  • Avery Merrick
    Avery Merrick 4 months ago +391

    Designated Hero: Sure, Angelique is an Ax-Crazy Wicked Witch Yandere, but are we seriously going to overlook the fact that Barnabas is the one who toyed with her emotions, murdered way more people than Angelique did, and received no punishment afterwards? Not to mention, him constantly cheating on "Victoria".
    1) He didn't toy with her. In the prologue, he outright states to her that his attraction was purely physical and continues to claim as such throughout the movie. He does admit at the end that he did have some feelings for her, but was put off by her Yandere mindset.
    2) Also doesn't being buried alive for 196 years count as a punishment?

    • Cai Chi Cat
      Cai Chi Cat 2 months ago +2

      @Miggy Aviles and the thing is he never lied to her about his feelings he even told her straight up he didn't love her

    • Miggy Aviles
      Miggy Aviles 2 months ago

      Ah yes, he toyed with her feelings, in exchange he loses all his loved ones, his family gets destroyed, and he get trapped for 200 years.
      Feminist Logic

    • Анатолий Бронштейн
      Анатолий Бронштейн 3 months ago

      @Cai Chi Cat are you one of those zombie rights activists? The difference between an animal and a human-like creature is that the human-like creature possess intelligence to comprehend the consequences of their actions. That's what sets humans and vampires apart from insects, cows and zombies.

    • Анатолий Бронштейн
      Анатолий Бронштейн 3 months ago

      @Cai Chi Cat first of all, it doesn't matter whether he acknowledges our laws or not. By our definitions he's a sentient creature, and can be held accountable. Second of all, he, a temporal immigrant, either complies with our laws or finds himself a residence on the moon.

    • Cai Chi Cat
      Cai Chi Cat 3 months ago

      @Анатолий Бронштейн oh okay then let people abuse cows and such! 😃

  • Hrishikesh Kashyap
    Hrishikesh Kashyap 4 months ago +137

    It was actually Barnabas' fault on killing Julia.... If he knew that only Angelique can remove the curse, why did he expect Julia to turn him back into a human?

    • Doc Devin
      Doc Devin 4 months ago +53

      Going to Angelique would obviously be the last thing he'd try given all the horrible things she's done to him and his family. He knows she'll reject or manipulate him and he's too proud to let it happen.
      With how amazing modern technology seemed to him, he probably thought she was like a modern witch that could essentially reverse the effects of his vampirism using this amazing medical technology

  • pretty petals
    pretty petals 4 months ago +521

    "After the girls teach him that modern girls want love and not money, Barnabas kills them all inorder to feed himself"...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • Za,rah Odoh
      Za,rah Odoh 3 months ago

      This is halirous

    • Kariba Moko
      Kariba Moko 3 months ago +1

      He he he didn't expect that either

    • Kayla Daniels
      Kayla Daniels 4 months ago +7

      He knew their lies. 😬😂

      DOCTOR GG 4 months ago +17

      But the fact is the so called " morden girls " always prefer money over love 😂😂

  • Acha Koo
    Acha Koo 15 days ago +9

    Sounds like a fantasy version of Johnny depp’s real life now.

    ECHØSTiK 4 months ago +229

    He actually looks like a "vampire" in this movie lol

  • Gabriel Willingham
    Gabriel Willingham 4 months ago +600

    So this is all over a woman who wants a quickie. But cant handle it .and gose nuts. The heart seance was a nice touch at the end

    • Lu Zx
      Lu Zx Month ago

      Nah, she felt cheated and that's his fault

    • Urgen Yonzon
      Urgen Yonzon 3 months ago

      Here comes the modern day explanation .....no regard to art

    • Raman Preciado
      Raman Preciado 3 months ago +2

      Not really, she felt cheated and used. She wanted to believe the sex was real love and hoped to have him.

    • Tom Gibson
      Tom Gibson 4 months ago +4

      @Jeremy Mullaney she made him immortal then had him buried alive for two human lifetimes. She can't stay far enough from me

  • Just Some Guy with Long Hair

    Johnny is so talented that he can do anything really. His acting is amazing.

  • Lizzie
    Lizzie 4 months ago +59

    Lmao i always watch this movie every once in a while when i'm bored and it never fails to cheer me up 🤣

  • baicu nicholas
    baicu nicholas 4 months ago +418

    This is a movie I watched with my mom as a kid and loved it plus johny deep is amazing in his role

    • baicu nicholas
      baicu nicholas 4 months ago

      @BetaMovies sure thing pal

    • A andreiia
      A andreiia 4 months ago

      I could relate T^T..... But now that I think of it... There's some 18+ contents lolol... But I could clearly remember everything even if I watched it when I was only 4 years old 😭

    • baicu nicholas
      baicu nicholas 4 months ago +1

      @Duo Maxwell yes indeed I actually pointed it out to my mom and we called McDonald's the devil as a joke then later found the second joke and laughed soo much

    • Duo Maxwell
      Duo Maxwell 4 months ago +5

      did you see the McDonalds reference at 0:46

    • baicu nicholas
      baicu nicholas 4 months ago

      Damn 109 likes ive never gotten soo many likes

  • Jdorffer
    Jdorffer 4 months ago +81

    The recap makes the movie seem a lot better than it actually is

    • 13th Duke of Wybourne
      13th Duke of Wybourne 4 months ago +26

      After watching this recap I rented Dark Shadows.
      Turns out I really, _really_ liked it.
      Remember totally ignoring it on release 'cause of terrible critic scores. I guess the lesson is, be sceptical of movie review sites. As time goes on they seem to judge movies by a completely different set of values than I do.

  • Boe Jiden
    Boe Jiden 4 months ago +99

    Who in their right minds would reject Eva Green in her prime?

    • Nathan Whiting
      Nathan Whiting 4 months ago

      @Bleeding Hearts it means people eventually age.

    • Mhmmm
      Mhmmm 4 months ago +12

      A Johnny Depp in his prime definitely

    • Boe Jiden
      Boe Jiden 4 months ago +22

      @Bleeding Hearts when she between 24-34

    • Bleeding Hearts
      Bleeding Hearts 4 months ago +8

      “in her prime” tf does this even mean

  • Abhay
    Abhay 4 months ago +114

    Moral of the story: Don't ever reject a Witch.!

    • 1 Mol
      1 Mol 4 months ago

      @Bleeding Hearts oh… we can use crazy though.

    • Tudor Naconecinii
      Tudor Naconecinii 4 months ago +1

      @Mr Fries I mean if the curse was just: reject me and you become a vampire, then sure, sounds sweet. But the curse wasn't just that, it was become a vampire AND get trapped in a tiny box for 200 years. And it was supposed to be over 200 years, he just got lucky with the McDonalds.

    • LaMesa Cole
      LaMesa Cole 4 months ago

      @Saul Jahboi Bwhaaa!!!😂😂😂💀

    • Saul Jahboi
      Saul Jahboi 4 months ago +1

      If a witch asks you to put out! PUT OUT

  • ajay choudhary
    ajay choudhary 3 months ago +16

    doesn't matter what movie and how its rated by critics
    Johnny Depp literally does every role to perfection and molds himself to the point that no one can even recognize him at first look .

  • Lourdes Medina
    Lourdes Medina Month ago +7

    You know the scheme of the eternal punishment of turning a lover or you turn him into a vampire, trap him in a coffin for 200 years and punish his family just to come back 200 years later and doing all again reminds me of Tessa punishing Silas and Amara with eternity of pain after betrayal in vampire diaries.

  • Oshun357
    Oshun357 4 months ago +88

    I feel bad for Angelique. She just wanted to be loved. She literally gave him her heart.

    • mysticmusical
      mysticmusical Month ago

      Not sure about their past relationship but it's pretty clear he doesn't refuse any women that comes his way. Knowing she wants his love but also ruined his family, he still sleeps with her even though he "loves" another?? Super sketch.
      But I also find it hard to sympathize with Angelique bc she killed innocent people such as his parents. Take your anger out on the guilty party and be done with it! She went too far imo. Taking your anger out on the uninvolved is so distasteful!

    • Oshun357
      Oshun357 2 months ago

      @Soldier 209 u big mad huh..I wish I would read all blabbering lol

    • Soldier 209
      Soldier 209 2 months ago +2

      @Oshun357 So how about YOU stop trying to make her out as the good person in all of this, I'm not trying to cause a issuse when there isn't.
      I am pointing out the fact you are glorifying some toxic behaviour by saying things like "sHe jUsT wAnTeD tO bE lOvEd."
      I am pointing out the fact that you think of outright stating "Our relationship is purely carnal, don't expect anything out of this." as playing with her feelings. I don't know about you but to me that doesn't seems like "hE tOyEd wItH hEr fEeLiNgS."
      You know? I can already tell this is gonna go nowhere and this is just a waste of my time. I just gonna leave now. No point in having an argument with someone is going to disregard everything I say.

    • Oshun357
      Oshun357 2 months ago

      @Soldier 209 that's not what I said at all. Actually he did toyed with her feeling Because he sleep with her and stuff. But at the
      End of the day my comment was referring to her view of things and need for wanting to be desperately loved. I said nothing about anything he did wrong nor rght. Stop trying to cause a issue where they isn't one you knew damn well I didn't say he had to loved her back back. Geez whiz,

    • Soldier 209
      Soldier 209 2 months ago +4

      @Oshun357 Just because she likes him doesn't mean he needs to like her back, that's just not how it works. It's not like he toyed with her feelings, he made it clear that their relationship is purely carnal and turning someone into a vampire and ruining their life isn't exactly how you get someone to like you back.
      I hate how our society has such double standards for women, if the genders in this movie had been reversed people would be hating on Angelique.
      When it's a guy being toxic and ruining a girl's life after getting rejected, it's him being a incel.
      When it's a girl being toxic and ruining a guy's life after getting rejected, it's "sHe jUsT wAnTeD tO bE lOvEd."
      Double standards y'all?
      And when it's a guy ruining family and people' lives over someone leaving them, it's him being a terrible person.
      But, when it's a girl ruining family and people' lives over someone leaving them. "yOu sHoUld tRy tO hEaR hEr sToRy aNd unDeRstAnd hEr bEtteR."

  • I play with Shiba Inu💲
    I play with Shiba Inu💲 4 months ago +117

    Give this man a Oscar already

  • No Men's Land!
    No Men's Land! 3 months ago +13

    While everyone complimenting Johnny, of course he's a second to none Greatest actor. I'd like to also appreciate and compliment Eva Green.
    She can execute any role of a villian perfectly.
    She is my favorite Green 😍👌 the movie is best because of her acting 👌

  • Jordan Glasper
    Jordan Glasper 4 months ago +13

    I’ve been obsessed with this movie since it came out, and I’ve never seen it. I’m very thankful for this recap but I definitely gotta see this movie

  • Happy Bee
    Happy Bee 14 days ago +3

    Poor Johnny! Always surrounded by bloodsuckers in reel life and real life.. 😔

  • Gurvinder Parmar
    Gurvinder Parmar 4 months ago +158

    I almost forgot about this movie. Great performances by everyone.

    • Death
      Death 4 months ago

      @Gurvinder Parmar thanks

    • Gurvinder Parmar
      Gurvinder Parmar 4 months ago

      @Death Dark Shadows

    • Death
      Death 4 months ago +1

      What movie? I love this

  • Mfs Chris
    Mfs Chris 3 months ago +14

    Ironic part is that irl Amber does exactly what the witch does in the movie 😳

  • Timothy Low
    Timothy Low 4 months ago +29

    If you reject Eva Green, 200 years might not be a long enough punishment XD

    • Coco
      Coco 2 months ago

      On god

  • Helivar Palac
    Helivar Palac 14 days ago +6

    This kind of witch is a much more preferable alternative to deal with than the actual witch the actor is currently dealing with in court lol.

  • Takihero Squires
    Takihero Squires 4 months ago +173

    5:57 - "after, the girls teach him that they want love and not money. Barnabis kills them all to feed himself." - Sigma grindset

    • Tiktok_Content 💀
      Tiktok_Content 💀 4 months ago +1

      “Kills them all to feed himself” That sounds very sus when it is said with no explanation

    • Tanmay🥇
      Tanmay🥇 4 months ago +4

      True Sigma

  • Ashish Upadhye
    Ashish Upadhye 4 months ago +119

    all this because he couldn't fall in love with EVA FREAKING GREEN

    • Aleksandra Kudlińska
      Aleksandra Kudlińska 2 months ago +1

      @Fiora Vibes I don't call him a simp tho

    • Fiora Vibes
      Fiora Vibes 2 months ago

      @Aleksandra Kudlińska because he ain’t no simp, since y’all always wanna call someone a simp for no reason there you go.

    • Aleksandra Kudlińska
      Aleksandra Kudlińska 3 months ago +1

      Exactly everytime I watched this movie I was like "Barnabas how"

    • Apollo
      Apollo 4 months ago +6

      My man tried his hardest too, guess personality matters????

  • The Kitchen Table
    The Kitchen Table 4 months ago +24

    This is epic foreshadowing for his actual life when he met Amber Heard.

  • Apollo
    Apollo 4 months ago +87

    There are so many big names in this movie, how have I never heard about it????? I'm def watching it later

    • 13th Duke of Wybourne
      13th Duke of Wybourne 4 months ago +3

      Got buried by the critics as a bad movie. But in reality it was destroyed for having the wrong "message" with regard to dealing with a situation where s****y sexual politics got out of control. Strangely, kind of a foreshadowing for the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard situation that followed.

    • Deja-Monique
      Deja-Monique 4 months ago

      It’s on Hulu & Netflix.

    • Tanel Viil
      Tanel Viil 4 months ago

      yeah and some of the dialoge is funny too... i like this movie

  • Prekaz Vucetaj
    Prekaz Vucetaj 4 months ago +10

    I watched this movie a couple of weeks ago about and it's an absolutely amazing movie imo. Johnny Depp always has great movies.

  • Kele Dele
    Kele Dele 4 months ago +24

    So, a better love story than Twilight?

  • 1.618 Murphy
    1.618 Murphy 4 months ago +11

    If Johnny and Helena are in a movie together, you know, it's a quality movie!

  • TrangleC
    TrangleC 4 months ago +57

    I had totally forgotten that this movie exists. It was weird enough that it was a remake of a weird soap opera that also had been forgotten at the time the movie was made.

    • James Rawlins
      James Rawlins 4 months ago

      Dark Shadows had a pretty sizable cult following for many years (including a yearly convention for fans that still continues today). NBC actually relaunched the soap in 1991 but bad timing killed it (Desert Storm happened after the third episode and it was interrupted so much that it was cancelled after just 12 episodes. They even tried to bring it bck in 2004 and there's another pilot that the creators hope will get picked up.

    • Tanel Viil
      Tanel Viil 4 months ago +2

      itsa curse :D

  • suzienkambule
    suzienkambule 4 months ago +4

    This is one of my favorites 🤣☺️ it’s weird and so beautifully awkward. Drop and Eva were just brilliant

  • Chopper
    Chopper 4 months ago +27

    When your a witch and all you want to do is rule the fishing empire lmao

    • Kyle
      Kyle 2 months ago

      To be fair if I had magical powers I wouldn’t use it for world domination or become a new emperor.
      I’d probably use them to help me win video game tournaments or when I can’t reach the remote, or magically conjure some toilet paper if I ran out.

    • Epic Kate Bjärgvide
      Epic Kate Bjärgvide 4 months ago +4

      Relatable. 🤣

  • AMV Labs
    AMV Labs 4 months ago +22

    What was done to Johnny over that whole me too twitter bullshit was a travesty, and I wish ill to all those who chastised him before he even had a chance to defend himself.

    • jean safiera
      jean safiera 3 months ago

      AMV Labs
      "me too movement"
      lol most of the people backing him up were women. i dont think its the me too movement that caused him to lose much of everything but rather the fickleness of Hollywood. They abandoned him even before the verdict came out.

    • AMV Labs
      AMV Labs 4 months ago

      @Legit-_-Gaming look up amber heard johnny trial

    • Legit-_-Gaming
      Legit-_-Gaming 4 months ago

      What happened?

  • Rigved Pande
    Rigved Pande 3 months ago +17

    How can you say no to Eva Green, especially when she's simping for you??

  • Marquis Strongchild
    Marquis Strongchild 12 days ago +3

    Lmao this does sound like Johnny Depp and Amber Heard in real life 😆😆

  • TastyToez
    TastyToez 4 months ago +14

    Imagine being tortured because you rejected someone-

  • Yash Patki
    Yash Patki 3 months ago +4

    Would love a part 2 to that movie , movies so good could be a series

  • Necroman98
    Necroman98 4 months ago +4

    Wow I remember watching this with grandparents bro. I wonder if my grandfather will come back in 200 years as a vampire. That'd be pretty cool.

  • Siddharth Bisht
    Siddharth Bisht 2 months ago +3

    He refused to be a bitch
    He asserts dominance
    He's sigma 🤣🤣

  • drkmgic
    drkmgic 4 months ago +8

    I watched this when I was younger. I definitely did not appreciate this movie enough

  • Jakov Pavle
    Jakov Pavle 4 months ago +26

    Very good movie, I recommend you watch it. Johnny Depp nailed the character!

  • Secret Zerep
    Secret Zerep 4 months ago +36

    Tim Burton + Johnny Depp teaming up on movies always gets me excited since the Edward scissor hands movie the Gothic style of theme in Tim Burton movie is really great plus I love night mare before Christmas is like tim Burton movie is somewhat related to his other movie

    • Secret Zerep
      Secret Zerep 4 months ago

      @Ben O oh yeah Helena Bonham also included in every Johnny and Tim movies there are the trio of gothic dark theme of movies

    • Ben O
      Ben O 4 months ago

      Don't forget Helena Bonham Carter as well. The three of them were all made for each other creatively.

  • Rubic Cube
    Rubic Cube 3 months ago

    SUCH AN UNDERRATED MOVIE EVER. Even when critics said back then it bombed it was still good. IMO don't listen to anybody else this movie was good on its own

  • Odyss Kon
    Odyss Kon 3 months ago +1

    Such a funny movie. I have watched it many times and I loved it every time.

    LETHA~MAE 4 months ago +30

    Johnny is a good person Amber heard is truly a real life evil witch

    • Josh Bull
      Josh Bull 4 months ago

      Amber was the victim actually.

    • Shinobi 141
      Shinobi 141 4 months ago +2

      Don’t you mean Amber turd

    • sunny
      sunny 4 months ago


  • nauroticdax
    nauroticdax 4 months ago +14

    interesting how his next dealings with a witch ended up with his career getting buried

  • little nick ꐕ
    little nick ꐕ 4 months ago +4

    It's crazy how these past days I've been wanting to rewatch this movie & then you upload a recap of it 😳

  • Corrin B
    Corrin B 27 days ago +1

    I would have never sat through a movie like this , thanks for summing it up

  • PartyForever
    PartyForever 4 months ago +28

    Moral of the story: “Don’t play with women’s heart”

    • Future's son
      Future's son 2 months ago

      @Soldier 209 facts

    • Soldier 209
      Soldier 209 2 months ago +4

      He didn't play with her heart, he outright stated their relationship purely carnal. She is just a crazy yandere who doesn't know how to take no as an answer. She is a female-incel.

    • LaMesa Cole
      LaMesa Cole 4 months ago +4

      @person named Both you all are 👍🏽 right!

    • person named
      person named 4 months ago +19

      moral of the story stay away from crazy narcissists

  • Mr. Doot
    Mr. Doot 10 days ago

    The scene where he looks at the McDonald's logo and mistakes it with Mephistopheles' sigil made me cackle so hard at the the movies, the whole room was laughing. In the late 1990s to early 2000s, there was this stupid urban legend that McDonald's was from the Devil because apparently Protestant parents doesn't want to see their children enjoying things and Fast Food were a pretty new thing here. With time, these legends became too ridiculous to believe, even though to this day many "churches" point out things that way. So I guess this scene triggered those memories on those people.

  • wokeness a plague
    wokeness a plague 2 months ago +2

    Well it's really sad to see the heroine (witch) die sigh
    And the mc is the one at fault here in this movie which many people fail to realise
    U play with a woman's emotions and then say it's nothing but physical attraction
    Do u expect her to say oh ok guess we will friends from now on then
    Virginity was a big deal back in the day
    I don't understand instead of feed off on blood bags why does he kill people if he is not just as bad as the witch who become bad only due to mc

  • Vic G
    Vic G 4 months ago +4

    Loved the movie. So many good actors and actresses.

  • Nina D.
    Nina D. 4 months ago +9

    I absolutely love this movie. The wicked witch just wanted his lovin

  • Shemma Rain Navarro
    Shemma Rain Navarro 9 days ago

    I really like this movie, but actually when I first watch this it was just a whim. New to Netflix, saw this, the picture looks cool, played it without reading the description or something, watched it, enjoyed it. It's really funny…

  • Jhankai
    Jhankai 2 months ago +2

    This actually somehow depicts real married life of Johny Depp if you know what I mean.

  • Wan Zheng yu
    Wan Zheng yu 4 months ago +8

    if a vampire placed a mirror on one of his or her glasses' lenses, he or she would have a 360 degrees vision.

  • Arthur
    Arthur 6 days ago +2

    The witch in real life is Amber Heard 😹

  • Dead Fish Eyes
    Dead Fish Eyes 2 months ago

    0:45 Lol MacDonald is in dark arts book, that had me rolling hard. 😂

  • Tarragoni
    Tarragoni 22 days ago +1

    girls when they reject a dude: "omg slayy queen you got him good!💅💅"
    boys when they reject girls:

  • Joseph Smith
    Joseph Smith 4 months ago

    I remember seeing this film on May 11th 2012! This movie was and continues to be inspiring for my photography work.

  • Savage Og
    Savage Og 4 months ago

    Johnny Depp is an amazing actor who can play any role he masters any role he plays.

  • Bipolar Bear
    Bipolar Bear 4 months ago +22

    He’s reading the dark arts book and you see the McDonald’s M, foreshadowing…

  • Maravilla
    Maravilla 3 months ago

    I love how he did a movie on a recap on a movie I’ve actually seen!

  • C J
    C J 2 months ago +2

    When she opened her eyes underwater I was like, took her long enough

  • Bibby
    Bibby 2 months ago

    I always loved this movie, everytime I watched it.

  • Serotonin Scavenger
    Serotonin Scavenger 2 months ago +1

    0:45 confirms that McDonald's are secretly purveyors of evil

  • J.R. Sping
    J.R. Sping 2 months ago

    This movie fits perfectly with the Depp and Heard issues today. You can try to bury him but he win in the end.

  • dtulip1
    dtulip1 2 months ago

    I think this is actually one of my favourite Johnny Depp films

  • Montee Stowes
    Montee Stowes 4 months ago +3

    I legitimately hated this movie upon release, but I'd like to give it another chance soon.
    Eva Green can do absolutely no wrong though.
    Also, am I the only person who thinks Bella Heathcote, Marley Shelton and Heather Graham are secretly siblings?

  • Esther Cho
    Esther Cho 4 months ago +4

    this movie was a solid 7/10 loved the concept but the ending fight didn't do it for me.

  • meizu_km
    meizu_km 28 days ago +1

    that's the most gorgeous witch I've ever seen in a movie

  • Gracey Lang
    Gracey Lang 4 months ago +8

    I really like Johnny Depp. But lately, his performance does not separate from Jack Sparrow. I don't know. Maybe it's just me. I watched Crimes of Grindelwald but I still saw a shadow of Captain Jack Sparrow there, which made me sad. Sad in a way that maybe he hasn't gotten past the character yet considering he got booted (was it due to the lies of Amber Heard?).

  • Luke Ramos
    Luke Ramos 4 months ago +1

    This movie was amazing I loved it 😌

  • Johnathan Lee
    Johnathan Lee 2 months ago

    I love how Caroline is just a werewolf and we find out very late

  • Captain Obvious
    Captain Obvious 2 months ago

    I rejected a witch
    Now where is my well deserved coffin

  • Alexis won
    Alexis won 4 months ago +4

    John Depp best actor to me!!!! He always completely the assignment.

  • Divya Singh
    Divya Singh 4 months ago +2

    The moment I saw the scene of Johnny with the teenagers in the forest, I remembered this movie. This movie is really funny🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣A must watch👍

  • Kuba Seliga
    Kuba Seliga 3 months ago

    i watched this movie like a year ago and with my family and it was one of the colles/funniest movies i watched it at the time.

  • KrKest
    KrKest 2 months ago

    Would definetly watch this and the sequels.

  • Mih Ah
    Mih Ah 2 months ago

    I cant believe i forget about this movie ,it was such a good movie ,the first time i watched it got traumatized by it

  • Prabhjot K
    Prabhjot K 4 months ago +1

    I remember watching this movies as a kid and loved it

  • Tina *gulp*
    Tina *gulp* 4 months ago +41

    I wanna see how he does a Marvel movie. Oh! Could you Tobey Maguire’s Spider-Man? 🤣🤣

  • Kristin Gallo
    Kristin Gallo 4 months ago

    Not gonna lie, I'd take a job with that family. They seem fun.

  • oi
    oi 4 months ago +4

    0:45 Wait, was that the McDonald's logo at the top of a book of dark arts? Everything makes sense now.

  • Bokaj01
    Bokaj01 15 days ago

    ‘Now the whole family knows his secret’ lol