Ratatoing fanfic??

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  • Published on Jan 11, 2022
  • someone made a ratatoing fanfic i guess?

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  • kayla!!!
    kayla!!! 8 days ago +14472

    plot twist: danny actually writes ratatoing fanfics in his free time but roasted it to divert the attention

    • Bella
      Bella 2 days ago

      the “what is that website called again? wattpad!” made me definitely think he’s trying to make sure we all think he has no idea what it is but he absolutely does lol

    • lEm0n_s0x
      lEm0n_s0x 4 days ago +1

      c-cArOl!

    • Tesla and Min Min Rocks2003
      Tesla and Min Min Rocks2003 5 days ago +1

      What's Up with these 18+ bots spamming everywhere?

    • EVA BLOODWORTH
      EVA BLOODWORTH 5 days ago

      100% facts

    • Cirno is coolest
      Cirno is coolest 5 days ago +1

      @Alquisha 🍒 😕🤞

  • One Topic At A Time
    One Topic At A Time 7 days ago +4073

    oh dang I thought Danny was really tall but now I find out Danny is regular tall

    • Little Nightmares Obsessed
      Little Nightmares Obsessed Day ago

      Damn I didn’t know OT was a Greg

    • L
      L 3 days ago

      I just found out im taller than dannu

    • Asenath
      Asenath 5 days ago

      ikkk im only an inch shorter???

    • YeetlyDeet
      YeetlyDeet 5 days ago +1

      Ayyyy OT!

    • LIGHT
      LIGHT 6 days ago +2

      I thought he was like 5'7

  • Asia Palmer
    Asia Palmer 7 days ago +3543

    The irony of Danny talking about Vine like a distant memory and then not knowing about Wattpad is not lost on me 😭🤣

    • Lumia •
      Lumia • Day ago

      i kinda wanna see his reaction to reading some more of the fanfics

    • Mary Jane
      Mary Jane 4 days ago +1

      @Zana Colx when I was in middle school I remember my friend was pretty popular on watt pad. To even think about those times still being someone’s future memories now is weird to think about for me!

    • C4t Fsh
      C4t Fsh 4 days ago +3

      yeah but no one is talking about the fact that you have to actually *have* a wattpad account to be able to see the fics on there
      which means that danny has a wattpad account

    • theMyofMy
      theMyofMy 5 days ago +11

      I was traumatized by Wattpad so the idea of someone not knowing about it is wack

    • Zana Colx
      Zana Colx 6 days ago +23

      I spent 60 hours on wattpad one week and someone not knowing what wattpad is, is a strange concept.

  • spaghetto
    spaghetto 7 days ago +2162

    I love how Danny's initial thought was that he needed to bring someone in to be the daddy, rather than be the daddy himself

    • possiblylovesick
      possiblylovesick Day ago +1

      bottom energy

    • chloeisbrainlet
      chloeisbrainlet 3 days ago +4

      it's because the content would obviously be better if he was the one falling off the back of someone else.

    • spaghetto
      spaghetto 4 days ago +1

      @Mary Jane they stole mine, and also they're all bots. I don't even care. relax.

    • Stelvu Klades
      Stelvu Klades 4 days ago +2

      @Mary Jane ah i just figured they stole this one because they all said "4 hours ago" when i commented

    • Mary Jane
      Mary Jane 4 days ago +1

      @Stelvu Klades the top one is the one with most likes not the one that came first. They might have said it first but this guy got more likes

  • Amanda Huey
    Amanda Huey 7 days ago +511

    Are we not gonna talk about how absolutely RAVISHING Danny’s hair looks in this video? Damn, son.

  • Soft Moth
    Soft Moth 7 days ago +778

    Now when Danny says he's hired people to help him post videos I can't trust him. He's gonna post a pic with his crew and they're all gonna slightly look like him. Don't think I've forgotten you saying you would successfully trick us, Danny.

    • t2jhkt3b8adb
      t2jhkt3b8adb 22 hours ago

      the trust issues he gave to us...

    • Soft Moth
      Soft Moth 4 days ago +2

      @Duck。 Is your pfp yassified Sangwoo? (I never thought that would be a question I asked lmaooo)

    • Duck。
      Duck。 5 days ago +2

      HAHSDAD

  • Creo
    Creo 6 days ago +145

    In case anyone wanted to know, as someone pretty familiar with fanfic trends/spaces-those ratatoing fic he showed are most definitely non serious, joke fic known as “crack fic.” People write them as jokes and to make fun of beginner fic writers and bad fic

  • Leon Mayne
    Leon Mayne 7 days ago +121

    'But who would I get to let me be their daddy?'
    You're really setting up the comment section on this one, Danny.

  • hal.
    hal. 7 days ago +155

    "someone on the disney writing team has a god complex"
    thats pretty on-brand tbh

  • Cassi Lyris
    Cassi Lyris 8 days ago +5612

    Wow, influencer, gamer, electrician, AND airline pilot at the age of 12. Impressive, Danny. Good job!

    • leanna !
      leanna ! 3 days ago

      @Benji Lando stfu he has 10 jobs

    • leanna !
      leanna ! 3 days ago +1

      Don’t forget he’s also a famous widely love actor. And also a dog with a tutu

    • ♡まふまふ♡
      ♡まふまふ♡ 4 days ago

      😂

    • Ash is the hottest
      Ash is the hottest 6 days ago +3

      @Frank Castle I mean your clearly in the comments so you watch it too

    • Frank Castle
      Frank Castle 6 days ago

      Why do you watch this crap

  • Lynn JustLynn
    Lynn JustLynn 6 days ago +79

    I went to the doctor's office once, and the lady at the counter asked me "Did you come here all by yourself or did somebody drive you?" and at first I didn't realize she thought I was like 12, so I was just like "oh, yeah, i drove here." then she said "do you need your guardian to sign these for you?" and I started to figure it out... was 25 at the time, so... I feel Danny on this.

    • t2jhkt3b8adb
      t2jhkt3b8adb 22 hours ago +1

      had something similar happen to me when I went to the doctor and she kept asking where my parents are and why did they send me there alone without them, was 22 at the time but I didn't realize the meaning of her questions lol. after that she asked my age and was quite embarrassed haha

  • Jason Berman
    Jason Berman 7 days ago +43

    "He is so small. He is a small little guy."

    Me, barely an inch taller:

  • Emelene Rosen
    Emelene Rosen 7 days ago +58

    as a classical musician who has played in, conducted, and DANCED IN (albeit when I was 4) The Nutcracker I'm truly shocked and disturbed to learn that not everyone knows that The Nutcracker is a ballet, and not, in fact, a musical

  • Juliejobob
    Juliejobob 7 days ago +31

    I expected Danny to flip us off, say "well goodbye gents" and then end the video. Still 10/10 second channel content.

  • Aidan Weinberg
    Aidan Weinberg 8 days ago +9691

    Danny, I've been commenting on like every video for over a year and I'll keep commenting until you do it. PLEASE make a video about Rat Movie: Mystery of the Mayan Treasure. thank you.

    • ItzBreanna!
      ItzBreanna! 4 days ago

      OMG PLS DO THIS MOVIE DANNY

    • YouTube • 99 years ago
      YouTube • 99 years ago 6 days ago

      @violet he only has 9 comments on this channel and when he uploaded this he only had 6

    • Alyssia Tworkowsky
      Alyssia Tworkowsky 6 days ago +1

      @• perfect it was last seen in the dryer…. This slippery rascal must have made an escape between my afternoon wine before folding the laundry. I knew I could count on you.

    • •
       6 days ago +1

      @Alyssia Tworkowsky Hm…a missing sock mystery you say? You crazy son of a gun, I’m in!

    • •
       6 days ago +2

      @mcdongle OBJECTION!! Actually, I have nothing to say. I bow to you, master detective

  • Savannah Moon
    Savannah Moon 7 days ago +41

    Of course I love Danny’s main channel with all the extra editing and scripting but honestly I also love when his second channel posts some more laid back content of him just catching up on his subreddits 😂 I wish it would post more sometimes so it’s nice to hear that he’s going to try to do that!

  • Sugma Digg
    Sugma Digg 6 days ago +21

    I love how Danny's initial thought was that he needed to bring someone in to be the daddy, rather than be the daddy himself

  • Imogen Wiggett
    Imogen Wiggett 6 days ago +11

    I dont think I've ever been more jumpcared then seeing Danny with tattoos

  • dolimi jotoo
    dolimi jotoo 3 days ago

    I love how Danny's initial thought was that he needed to bring someone in to be the daddy, rather than be the daddy himself

  • DreamCatcher
    DreamCatcher 8 days ago +4885

    i thought those tattooes were fake, because we all know if danny ever actually got a tattoo it would be of the word 'greg' on his forehead.

    • Gaming Gonzalez
      Gaming Gonzalez 5 days ago +1

      @Shizuzuka I got an ad for Dropbox right when I read this

    • yummytoejuices
      yummytoejuices 6 days ago +2

      @Finkaha Ta©🍏 ur mum

    • beth
      beth 6 days ago +22

      i saw them and was like “omg kurtis???”

    • idislikewhiteppl
      idislikewhiteppl 6 days ago

      @Finkaha Ta©🍏 ok.

    • Finkaha Ta©🍏
      Finkaha Ta©🍏 7 days ago

      Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥

      mañas no se la
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter

      Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.

      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾

      Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente

      💗❤️💌💘

  • Nahin
    Nahin 7 days ago +13

    The person who has enough free time to write a fanfic about ratatoing, let me send my assignments to you

  • Júlia MDP
    Júlia MDP 7 days ago +11

    Danny: “Hope you guys had a fun and safe New Years”
    Me: “actually, I got covid…”
    Danny: “keeping up with your resolutions”
    Me: “no… my resolution was to not get covid actually 🥲”

    • Alana Escalante
      Alana Escalante Day ago

      I came down with Covid on New Years Day, so I feel ya 😪

  • oona
    oona 6 days ago +4

    Can we all agree that this is Danny’s best hair era

  • aswer huio
    aswer huio 2 days ago

    Nash is actually doing really good, he's had a whole personality glow up honestly. Both him, his partner and his son all look so happy and healthy so yeah

  • UhaveN0idea
    UhaveN0idea 7 days ago +7

    Absolutely shitting myself knowing danny has a comp sci degree lmaoooo

  • Emily Cooper
    Emily Cooper 7 days ago +7

    Even weirder, “Zapped” and “How the build a better boy” came out the same summer. Who was approving these films at the time?

  • Retroxide
    Retroxide 7 days ago +13

    I think the ballet dancer in the "female" Danny drawing is actually a reference to the tin soldier (maybe it isn't but it'd make sense)

  • nt ch
    nt ch 7 days ago +4

    Honestly I'd love to see more videos but don't push yourself please Danny, do what makes you happy and post the content that makes you happy

  • Regdu Geht
    Regdu Geht 5 days ago

    I love the vibes of this video!! I’m not typically a fan of people reviewing Reddit, but the stories and potential ideas were really interesting!! Great job as always

  • -SOFFY-- Go To My ChanneI! L!VE NOW

    The irony of Danny talking about Vine like a distant memory and then not knowing about Wattpad is not lost on me

  • Sarah Ready
    Sarah Ready 7 days ago +4

    Honestly when I saw the title I thought Danny was “Rating fanfics” and just spelled rating incorrectly on purpose 😂 I can see I’m wrong in that.

  • Nada N
    Nada N 3 days ago +1

    It's scary how Danny's eyes always match his shirt

  • Cali C.
    Cali C. 8 days ago +2410

    As someone who’s way more knowledgeable about fanfic culture on the internet than I’d like to be, hearing Danny pronounce it ‘whatpad’ took 6 years off my life

    • Luce Ohsure
      Luce Ohsure 2 days ago +1

      We even have a joke about it being pronounced the same:
      “how many watts is this lightbulb?”
      “how many what?”
      “yes, watt”
      “what?”

    • Luce Ohsure
      Luce Ohsure 2 days ago

      @Arlo_Slater native dutch speaker: yes. maybe bc in dutch what (wat) and watt (watt) are pronounced the same, and i assumed it would be like that in english too?
      my english is a mix between british and american, so nuances like these don't always translate to my own spoken english.

    • Luce Ohsure
      Luce Ohsure 2 days ago

      @balancebeambiaozi okay this made sense to me thank you (non-native english speaker)

    • Anabelle Creagh
      Anabelle Creagh 3 days ago +1

      @Arlo_Slater yes i’m english and we pronounce what and watt exactly the same way.

    • Hannah Lees
      Hannah Lees 4 days ago +1

      @Arlo_Slater idk I don't have an American accent what and watt are both pronounced wot for me

  • ryan averill
    ryan averill 7 days ago +2

    i really love watching danny reading crackfic and trying to understand it LMAO - EDUCATE THIS MAN ON FANFIC PLEASE

  • Author Cassie Beebe
    Author Cassie Beebe 4 days ago +1

    I'm so glad Danny finally confirmed the gray hairs, because I've been wondering if he got highlights or has some gray coming in. Whatever it is, I think it suits him quite nicely!

  • YourWorstNightmare
    YourWorstNightmare 17 hours ago

    "Sometimes I have to pretend I'm a little bit more into nutcrackers than I actually am"
    - Drew Gooden 2022

  • olivia ingledue
    olivia ingledue 7 days ago +5

    danny's grey hairs look sick as hell like they're so cool

  • Charlotte Carr
    Charlotte Carr 8 days ago +5852

    danny hanging out with kurtis's friends looks like when you need to bring your younger brother to a party bc your mom is out

    • Z Lis
      Z Lis 7 days ago +3

      @hyunjoon you just said 'as a christian im not pressed or offended, i'm pressed and offended'

    • g4ys0n
      g4ys0n 7 days ago +1

      @Quark who hurt you

    • Specialized Chemicals
      Specialized Chemicals 7 days ago +12

      @Quark gosh i hate these religious fanboy bots and the toxic atheist bots. id rather have the s ex bots

    • Kohen Baugh
      Kohen Baugh 7 days ago +4

      @Quark did jesus hurt u bro?

    • Ashley Jonathan
      Ashley Jonathan 7 days ago +1

      Yeah... and then he sticks his head out of the car to get some hair and his head flies off

  • Pearl S
    Pearl S 7 days ago +3

    Don't worry, Danny. I, too, get questioned with great suspicion about my young face anytime I meet someone. As if I'd own up to being older than 30 for fun.

    We don't have to tell them about the blood sacrifice of small children and babies to retain our youthful glow. We can keep that on the downlow.

  • Daniel Simmons
    Daniel Simmons 2 days ago

    “Who could I invite over for me to ride them around”- Danny Gonzalez, 2022

  • Strawberry
    Strawberry 4 days ago

    I feel like it’s important to say that Zapped is based on a book called “Boys are Dogs” where this absolute girlboss uses tactics from a dog training book on guys to control them

  • Anastasiia Gonevou
    Anastasiia Gonevou 2 days ago +1

    GUYS WHAT IF THE TATTOOS ARE A DISTRACTION AND HES TRYING TO FOOL US ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE BUT WE'RE TOO FOCUSED ON THE TATTOOS TO REALIZE IT COULD BE SOMETHING ELSE

  • BezKa
    BezKa 8 days ago +3020

    I love the satire fanfiction people write and how youtubers always pretend it's deadly serious when the writer themself was pissing from laughter while writing

    • Jingy Riceball
      Jingy Riceball 6 days ago

      @Alquisha 🍒 ok queen

    • JayWren Steele
      JayWren Steele 7 days ago +5

      i am so sorry about the bots in ur replies

    • lament
      lament 7 days ago +11

      @Sarah Gent yeah its a crackfic lol
      Source: i wrote it 😭

    • Finkaha Ta©🍏
      Finkaha Ta©🍏 7 days ago

      Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥

      mañas no se la
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter

      Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.

      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾

      Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente

      💗❤️💌💘

    • Sarah Gent
      Sarah Gent 7 days ago +16

      Yeah like either this is by a literal child, probably 5-10, or it's a crack fic. Considering the odd subject matter and the knowledge of fanfic lingo, gotta assume its a crackfic. "Bloosh"? That's the funniest thing I've ever seen.

      Also to respond to the other comments, I Love hogwarts school of prayer and miracles, its a fantastic work of comedy with a competent and interesting metaplot

  • Rio
    Rio 12 hours ago

    I can't believe he's not wearing his Ratatoing shirt. Come on Danny. Get it together

  • Manar Mohsen
    Manar Mohsen 7 days ago +6

    Gotta hurt to be the post that when Danny saw he said “We might be getting to the end of the cream of the crop here” and switched to what’s hot instead lmao

  • sexi7o23
    sexi7o23 6 days ago +1

    I love how Danny's initial thought was that he needed to bring someone in to be the daddy, rather than be the daddy himself

  • Geen Stagni
    Geen Stagni 4 days ago +1

    Thanks for the food Danny 🤙🏼 I’m always happy to see another video in the side channel where you get a little bit goofy and wackier

  • Maid Rantaro
    Maid Rantaro 8 days ago +2146

    Danny did you get a tattoo with a wolf’s face and a flower? Seems very real

    • Chloe Jade
      Chloe Jade 5 days ago +1

      @Quark I’m an atheist and although I do agree with u that I think god isn’t real doesn’t take away from the fact that there are people out there that are religious and we should respect their decision, but this comment could be satire and be making fun of the Christian’s that comment “turn to Jesus before it’s to late”.

    • Jose Noriega
      Jose Noriega 7 days ago

      @Quark cuz you a quack, mr. Quark

    • Jose Noriega
      Jose Noriega 7 days ago

      @Quark 🦆🦆🦆🦆

    • Riley -
      Riley - 7 days ago

      @NoNo JuicE im assuming its inbox tattoos (look very real and stay on a long time) but just because of how quickly all the tats popped up. cause getting like 7 tats at once even over the period of a week or two- that would be insane.

    • Specialized Chemicals
      Specialized Chemicals 7 days ago +3

      quark is a spam bot. its made multiple of the same comments under multiple comments. probably made to rile up people or to make atheist seem bad. just report for spam and give it no attention

  • Purplexia Sphinx
    Purplexia Sphinx 5 days ago +1

    genuinely thought you were going to read a whole fanfic in this video 😔would love to see another video where you do! (doesn't have to be the poorly written one)

  • Unisex Bathroom
    Unisex Bathroom 7 days ago +3

    6:38 the text editing bit has come to Danny’s channel and im here for it

  • Sten042
    Sten042 5 days ago

    Danny: "Someone on the Disney's writing team must have a God complex."

    Disney creates literally Worlds...

  • Kira Lonely
    Kira Lonely 7 days ago +47

    As a trans guy, Danny being cis and looking so young brings me so much indirect euphoria and like eases fears about me looking so young that I'll out myself or something. :D Weird tangent, but got me thinking.

  • Kate Blondell
    Kate Blondell 8 days ago +2385

    Danny questioning why there’s pictures of him in a subreddit is hilarious

    • Sean Ferree
      Sean Ferree 7 days ago +1

      Hahaha love it

    • Sigmadelta
      Sigmadelta 7 days ago +4

      @Alquisha 🍒 i aint reading all that

    • Avocado
      Avocado  8 days ago +1

      ikr lmao

    • Slumbz
      Slumbz 8 days ago +18

      @Alquisha 🍒 shhh

    • Alquisha 🍒
      Alquisha 🍒 8 days ago

      Only for fans over 18 years old LOCALDATE.MONSTER/TATSUHISHA

      tricks I do not know
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter

      So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
      Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
      Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
      Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
      Dene: '' Muzdak ''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.

      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾

      They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising

      💗❤️💌💘

  • Maddie Joy
    Maddie Joy 7 days ago +1

    So, I'm a mom of a toddler, which means when I "watch" videos, I'm usually just listening to them. I seriously thought "Have I managed to miss Danny's tattoos all this time?" 🤣 Mom brain is great. Those tattoos don't even look real.

  • Ali J
    Ali J 7 days ago

    I'm so glad he finally explained the tattoos. 😂

  • Violet Adeline
    Violet Adeline 3 days ago

    The nutcracker/ballerina swap could also be a reference to the steadfast tin soldier in which a toy soldier falls in love with a toy ballerina. The nutcracker kind of looks like an old tin soldier.

  • Keith Cox
    Keith Cox 6 days ago +4

    5:38 I'm 18, was definitely too young to be on Vine (was 8 when it came out and 12 when it shut down), but I know a WHOOOOLE bunch l from TheXvid compilations I watched back then and it genuinely hurts my soul that people even as little as three years younger than me don't get it when I still reference them now :(

  • El Long
    El Long 8 days ago +6556

    The fact that there can be fanfics about anything truly terrifies me.

    • Boo
      Boo 5 days ago +2

      i remember seeing one about Peppa Pig and Shrek

    • Elp Smith
      Elp Smith 5 days ago

      Rule 34

    • JELLY Nyx
      JELLY Nyx 5 days ago +1

      I’m pretty sure I saw Shrek x Toothpaste once

    • El Long
      El Long 6 days ago

      @Miip😨

    • Miip
      Miip 6 days ago +1

      Yeah like there are ones about the Duolingo owl. And I don’t mean like normal fanfics. I mean owl x reader x cat waifu

  • misuyy fong
    misuyy fong 5 days ago

    "I guess I could be the daddy and someone could pony me up and ride me around." - Danny Gonzalez (2022)

  • Morpheus
    Morpheus 7 days ago +2

    When Danny released this video, it was "Ratoing fanic" and only legends know that

  • Likeanoath Everlovelyjewel

    watching danny realize the nutcracker/ballerina thing was the highlight of my life :(

  • Kate -H🔥T - Girl - Vlog

    The irony of Danny talking about Vine like a distant memory and then not knowing about Wattpad is not lost on me

  • Rico Martin
    Rico Martin 8 days ago +7847

    I thought the title was "Ratioing Fanfic", and expected Danny roasting another fanfic

  • Joanna
    Joanna Day ago

    catching up on his subreddits I wish it would post more sometimes so it’s nice to hear that he’s going to try to do that!

  • Sarai Figueroa
    Sarai Figueroa 6 days ago

    Danny reading the fanfic sent me rolling into my grave.

  • Sussy- 🔥𝐆𝐨 𝐓𝐨 𝐌𝐲 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐥 [𝐋!𝐯𝐞]🔞

    Wow, influencer, gamer, electrician, AND airline pilot at the age of 12. Impressive, Danny. Good job!

  • Jasmina 👈𝓕**СК МЕ - СНЕ𝓒𝓚 𝓜𝓨 Р𝓡0𝓕𝓘𝓛Е 💗

    Wow, influencer, gamer, electrician, AND airline pilot at the age of 12. Impressive, Danny. Good job!

  • Will D.
    Will D. 8 days ago +2987

    I feel obligated to tell you that in the context of fanfiction, an "x" (as in "[Character] x [Character]") does not mean an "&," but implies a romantic or sexual relationship. So "Ratatoing Cast x God" is implying that the Ratatoing cast is romantically or sexually involved with God.

    • Purple_Chalk
      Purple_Chalk 4 days ago +1

      @¿JELLY_BOI? np :D

    • ¿JELLY_BOI?
      ¿JELLY_BOI? 4 days ago

      @Purple_Chalk thats what i was going for, thanks!

    • Purple_Chalk
      Purple_Chalk 4 days ago +1

      @¿JELLY_BOI? no no it’s fine I just found it funny that you added a spoiler warning for the bible

    • ¿JELLY_BOI?
      ¿JELLY_BOI? 4 days ago

      @Purple_Chalk sorry 😭😭

    • Purple_Chalk
      Purple_Chalk 4 days ago

      @¿JELLY_BOI? bible spoilers 😭

  • - [F R A N K I E]- Go To My ChanneI! L!VE NOW

    Wow, influencer, gamer, electrician, AND airline pilot at the age of 12. Impressive, Danny. Good job!

  • -[Naomi] 💦 H0T Girl-C0me 0ver L!ve

    Wow, influencer, gamer, electrician, AND airline pilot at the age of 12. Impressive, Danny. Good job!

  • madison heidkamp
    madison heidkamp 3 days ago

    9:05 is a true example of how humanity has been programmed to laugh at the vine dramatic boom sound effect

  • Bruce Wayne
    Bruce Wayne 7 days ago +1

    I'm so glad he addressed the tattoos, I haven't been able to sleep since I saw them in his previous video.

  • yikes
    yikes 8 days ago +3499

    love the new frequent second channel content

    • Matthew Alexander
      Matthew Alexander 5 days ago

      @The Honest Knob
      that doesn't even make sense.
      my words are pushing people away from atheism?
      talk about illogical.

    • •
       7 days ago

      @Quark nobody asked. Nobody ever asks. Get a job.

    • Finkaha Ta©🍏
      Finkaha Ta©🍏 7 days ago

      Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥

      mañas no se la
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter

      Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.

      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾

      Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente

      💗❤️💌💘

    • Atomic
      Atomic 7 days ago

      “frequent”

    • NSAIP IQ
      NSAIP IQ 7 days ago +1

      Is not that new

  • Rad cafe
    Rad cafe 6 days ago

    damnit Danny ur so hilarious! never stop making videos 👿

  • Doc
    Doc 7 days ago +1

    I think Danny could look good with like a tasteful tattoo

  • cqvio doli
    cqvio doli 4 days ago

    13:02 Danny agreeing with the fact that he looks like a literal 15 year old kid

  • dundy mundy brain
    dundy mundy brain 5 days ago +2

    the word “chackle” hit me like a bus

  • Crazy Animation Time
    Crazy Animation Time 5 days ago +2

    The first bad sign shouldn’t be that it’s based on Ratatoing, it should be because it’s on Wattpad.

  • colour me wrong
    colour me wrong 5 days ago +3

    1 tip on making an satire but believable wattpad that we, who can't spell, can spell the hardest word in the world but yet can't spell an 5 letter word. add misspelled words in serious scenarios and make your story chaos.

  • Pianogal
    Pianogal 6 days ago

    Thanks for clearing up my tattoo confusion Danny! 😜

  • [ J A S H]- Go To My ChanneI! L!VE NOW

    Wow, influencer, gamer, electrician, AND airline pilot at the age of 12. Impressive, Danny. Good job!

  • Zilba Follie
    Zilba Follie 8 days ago +803

    "I guess I could be the daddy and someone could pony me up and ride me around."
    - Danny Gonzalez (2022)

    • Zilba Follie
      Zilba Follie 7 days ago +3

      @Finkaha Ta©🍏 And for people who are bilingual in languages other than the one being spoken under the video you're spamming. Apparently. :/

    • Finkaha Ta©🍏
      Finkaha Ta©🍏 7 days ago

      Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥

      mañas no se la
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter

      Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.

      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾

      Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente

      💗❤️💌💘

    • Anaghaa Rao
      Anaghaa Rao 7 days ago +18

      ITS 2022?1!! oh wait yea i forgor 💀

  • Alex Unknown
    Alex Unknown 6 days ago +1

    That whole daddy saddle part was so hard to play out loud

  • Mullimouse
    Mullimouse 7 days ago

    I'm always happy to see your new videos. Always fun to watch

  • Pity the fool that made the pretty in you prosper

    Danny telling anyone to come to his house to ride on him sounds way too charged for my heart

  • Nintendoge
    Nintendoge 6 days ago

    7:11 The expression and silence was so hilarious 😭

  • Scarxiett
    Scarxiett 7 days ago +473

    I swear Danny is the only TheXvidr who can admit he's actually shorter than it says on his Wiki

    • Regina Harper
      Regina Harper 4 days ago +6

      @Finkaha Ta©🍏 no

    • Finkaha Ta©🍏
      Finkaha Ta©🍏 7 days ago

      Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥

      mañas no se la
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter

      Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.

      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾

      Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente

      💗❤️💌💘

  • Amused Bug
    Amused Bug 2 days ago

    I remember when I watched Zapped, I immediately told my mom I wanted to try cottage cheese. Did not end well.

  • _pomegranate_
    _pomegranate_ 5 days ago +1

    Why does Danny & Drew’s child kinda look like Manu Rios 💀💀

  • Micah Maximoff
    Micah Maximoff 6 days ago

    I totally forgot about Zapped, and I think Danny could make a funny video about it, but I still really want to see him react to Life's a Jungle lol. The dog in a sweater vest, the rhinoceroses running, the little boy's voice... A masterpiece.

    [Edited to push this down]
    I can't believe Danny's second channel is how I find out Kurtis still hangs out with Dean. They can be friends (obviously) but I don't think Kurtis should be giving Dean a platform on his comedy show when he hasn't apologised for his racist tweets, r*pe jokes, use of slurs, etc. His "jokes" about Asian people personally hurt me.

    Sorry for the unrelated comment. I'm just shocked. I haven't watched Kurtis in over a year (for unrelated reasons), so I didn't know Dean was still around.

  • Dimby
    Dimby 3 days ago

    Look at Danny going "who's going to ride on my back" like Drew doesn't even exist 😡

    • dolimi jotoo
      dolimi jotoo 3 days ago

      Yes do zap (the Disney movie one lol)

  • Arlo_Slater
    Arlo_Slater 8 days ago +827

    Only real fans remember when the title was “ratoing fanfics” and not “ratatoing fanfics”

    • Finkaha Ta©🍏
      Finkaha Ta©🍏 7 days ago

      Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥

      mañas no se la
      Megan: "Hotter"
      Hopi: "Sweeter"
      Joonie: "Cooler"
      Yoongi: "Butter

      Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
      Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
      Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
      Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
      Dene: ''Muzdak''
      Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
      Aç köz arstan
      Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.

      Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
      Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾

      Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente

      💗❤️💌💘

    • Sarah Harman
      Sarah Harman 7 days ago

      Yeah I thought he was ratioing fanfics

    • Lonnie Altwies
      Lonnie Altwies 7 days ago +6

      @Yomiyu Arts that's actually what I thought was happening to me with Danny's tattoos. I saw them in the last video, and I was like... Does he usually have them...I don't remember ever seeing them...?
      And I checked the comments, but didn't see a single comment about it. So I gaslighted myself and decided he must have always had them, and I'm crazy, or I got Mandela'd

    • Pumpkin Pickens
      Pumpkin Pickens 7 days ago +3

      @CupEffect you know it 🤙

    • Yomiyu Arts
      Yomiyu Arts 7 days ago +19

      I KNEW IT, I THOUGHT I WAS HAVING MANDELA EFFECT

  • Beth Thornton
    Beth Thornton 7 days ago

    Loving the consistent second channel uploads keep it up Danny!

  • Rachel Coulter
    Rachel Coulter 5 days ago

    Why did I not even react when I saw his arms covered in tattoos? I was like "yep. That seems like Danny"

  • Marina Cotanda
    Marina Cotanda 7 days ago

    Love your videos Danny, thanks for this one

  • M Gorm
    M Gorm 3 days ago

    I got Greg merch and my parents are like who’s Greg?
    Me: You mean what is Greg 😏😏😏

  • Tracy Cries
    Tracy Cries 8 days ago +830

    Admit it, Danny! You’re just two kids (one standing on the other’s shoulders) wearing a trench coat!

    • TheTwelfthUWU
      TheTwelfthUWU 5 days ago +1

      The other child is Drew

    • leticia
      leticia 7 days ago

      he’s vincent adultman irl

    • T M
      T M 7 days ago +2

      He Vincent adultman lmfao

    • not leo
      not leo 7 days ago

      @Carly Buckley OH LMAO

    • nemuizoeie.
      nemuizoeie. 7 days ago +7

      @Quark i’m as atheist as one can be but you’re just as bad as those christian spammers istg

  • Carmen Sandiego
    Carmen Sandiego 7 days ago +2

    Lmao the spelling

    “Hillo…you bloosh…he CHAKLE…”
    Omg I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Ya like jazz?
    Ya like jazz? 7 days ago

    Honestly, why the hell do I feel like I would read this and enjoy it? 😭😭

  • reighn hkgdvk
    reighn hkgdvk 3 days ago

    love that he had to show off the tats first second lmao