STALKER Review | Soviet Survival Simulator™®

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  • Sprīdītis Brīdinājumu meklētājs

    That guy in thumbnail is Latvian, also likes stalker.

  • Wub
    Wub 3 hours ago +1

    I saw a body pillow within the first ten seconds of this video, never going here again.

  • ChypnotiC Pl
    ChypnotiC Pl 5 hours ago

    Ukraine is a fake country... Thought so.

  • Pink Droid
    Pink Droid 6 hours ago

    I know everyone says like "lol" or "LMAO" at shit that was mildly funny, but I legitimately choked on my water from laughing. Windows "bandera". I'm dead.

  • Jerry Montana
    Jerry Montana 9 hours ago

    Олды на месте?

  • Lucas Hund
    Lucas Hund 11 hours ago

    Shit, I played clear sky first and really enjoyed it, guess I’m gay

  • Tim Lunegov
    Tim Lunegov 12 hours ago

    SoC with Complete Mod is what Stalker should have also been

  • Julian Johnson
    Julian Johnson 14 hours ago

    3:27
    So we just not gonna talk about this whole thing you got going there huh?

  • eminem46787
    eminem46787 16 hours ago

    G E N D E R L O R D

  • Patyk Thirtyfour
    Patyk Thirtyfour 20 hours ago

    4:06 Oh, look! That moment mentions Poland! Perfect.

  • Kanaro Kan
    Kanaro Kan 23 hours ago

    does this man have any monetized video ?????

  • Kiwi195
    Kiwi195 Day ago

    O Kurwa !!!

  • Sarilith
    Sarilith Day ago

    The Russia simulator of a boy trying to find his babushka and vodka

  • Crilby
    Crilby Day ago

    I can confirm this is true

  • DarK AngeL
    DarK AngeL Day ago

    3:28 bro are you gay?

  • EZ Darren Robson

    Some serious Metro vibes

  • RIPX you will be missed

    BORIS?

  • John Traher
    John Traher Day ago

    1:30 wtf do you mean "we have no reason to be here"? Its the same reason as in a book - artifacts

  • Andrew Evans
    Andrew Evans Day ago

    fictional country. ok putin, lol

  • ED Fread
    ED Fread Day ago

    The editing on this video is fucking dope!

  • Cowboy Mevans
    Cowboy Mevans Day ago

    Who’s the girl at 3:26 ?

  • Simon Liubicevas

    You my friend, just gained a new sub

  • jakub rembacz
    jakub rembacz Day ago

    so i just got past the military cordon, turns out that all you have to do is to drink 10 energy drinks and not die of a heart attack

  • Jeremiah Fox
    Jeremiah Fox Day ago

    Awesome

  • basicnikolas
    basicnikolas 2 days ago

    That JFK joke made me bust up laughing, needless to say I subscribed

  • Hyper Sonic
    Hyper Sonic 2 days ago

    Name of the girl streamer plz

  • WANK STAIN
    WANK STAIN 2 days ago

    10:48
    When i accidentally enter a furry roleplaying stream

  • was thok
    was thok 2 days ago

    is that a dildo at the start of the video lol

  • _ AussieHorse
    _ AussieHorse 2 days ago

    Sounds like hell

  • GunYa Ivin
    GunYa Ivin 2 days ago

    Что ты там про сталкер пизданул? Чёртов пендос.

  • spooky boi
    spooky boi 2 days ago

    That’s super sus

  • Smuggerino
    Smuggerino 2 days ago

    Who is this guy and why hasnt youtube recommended me him a long time ago

  • Hafelord
    Hafelord 2 days ago

    ANUUUUUU CHEEKI BREEKI


    Wait what if he met Artyom? Ooooohhh blyat

  • Igknight Gallant
    Igknight Gallant 2 days ago

    I have many questions about this Video and none of them are about S.T.A.L.K.E.R

  • DARK LORD JE
    DARK LORD JE 2 days ago

    wait a sec was that a dildo ??

  • TAKAMORI
    TAKAMORI 2 days ago

    In a perfect world... men like me would not exist... but this is not a perfect world.

  • ernst de waal
    ernst de waal 2 days ago

    windows bandera

  • Evan Sanders
    Evan Sanders 2 days ago

    The "Mythical nation of Ukraine" 😂 my goodness

  • Daniel Rocha
    Daniel Rocha 2 days ago

    When's New Vegas you fuccboi?

  • Andrzej Woroszyłow
    Andrzej Woroszyłow 3 days ago

    Stop abusing your polish acquaintance for OG eastern european """""memes""""" you unoriginal fuck
    t. pole

  • BR Vinyl Scratch
    BR Vinyl Scratch 3 days ago

    Why is this game or rip off a fallout

  • The Salturion
    The Salturion 3 days ago

    Call Of Pripyat: Extreme Radiation Poisoning Edition ™® 29.99$

  • Santos Hinostroza
    Santos Hinostroza 3 days ago

    Ok

  • Killer Orca
    Killer Orca 3 days ago

    Well now I gotta find the novel

  • Bill 123
    Bill 123 3 days ago

    @3:28 is that a dildo? lol

  • Monster
    Monster 3 days ago

    My firend nothing there is lie everything is true
    Fot example only lie is that money thing WE HAVE MUCH MORE
    But most importantly is that we Stalkers have vodka that is like a cheap anti-rad i was in Zone we where hunting chimera nasty thing but we made it
    Chimera caught me and i needed to get out
    Let the zone take me if im lying

  • Chris B.
    Chris B. 3 days ago

    I got past the beginning of clear skies by running and healing.

  • LosT x Watch
    LosT x Watch 3 days ago

    Wanna hear go....ok....basic at best music we’ll check my SoundCloud soundcloud.com/infamous-tone-198573517/remember-me

  • Hugo
    Hugo 3 days ago

    Fun Fact: You came to chernobyl to get "swag".
    Pro tip: Read the book it's really good

  • Harlan Wade
    Harlan Wade 4 days ago

    FOOT FETISH AND SCAT
    LMFAO

  • Tom G
    Tom G 4 days ago

    0:30 wow crazy good graphics!

  • Pavle Tornjanski
    Pavle Tornjanski 4 days ago

    Im a slav and they just forgot the burning cars and the dogs size of bears that roam the streets looking for their next meal

  • JinxTheWindmill
    JinxTheWindmill 4 days ago

    what the fuck du er dansker

  • Canaan Travis
    Canaan Travis 4 days ago

    This is fucking hilarious, thank you

  • JDM Minecraft Done Funny

    dildo on the window

  • Ashton Wu
    Ashton Wu 4 days ago

    Only liked cause the thumbnail, stayed for the mey meys

  • Des Bro
    Des Bro 4 days ago

    Kek about the pleasure piece

  • Albin der Boss
    Albin der Boss 4 days ago

    fallout 4 but it's actually good

  • Neon Cobra
    Neon Cobra 4 days ago

    *No mercy for footfags.*

  • Happy Boye
    Happy Boye 4 days ago

    Slaanesh genderlord lol

  • Carlos Lopes
    Carlos Lopes 4 days ago

    9/10 game, needs more flying cars

  • NecromanCia
    NecromanCia 5 days ago

    it a trap

  • Goldenhordemilo
    Goldenhordemilo 5 days ago

    no thats the way to fuck them up and load up

  • roflcopterkklol
    roflcopterkklol 5 days ago

    So this guy is based and redpilled.

  • Reese Mazza
    Reese Mazza 5 days ago

    0:08 the hell is that!?!

  • Sporco Figlio di Puttana

    The radioactive beer gremlin is super sus by the way.

  • Leone Abbacchio
    Leone Abbacchio 5 days ago

    Such is the life in the zone

  • Connor Manley
    Connor Manley 5 days ago

    Love the super sus clips lol

  • waywardkitten1
    waywardkitten1 6 days ago

    That thumbnail made me think of NakeyJakey lol

  • Dr.Tichenors Peppermint mouthwash

    Damn traps are best

  • Yung Sushi
    Yung Sushi 6 days ago

    I subbed

  • digiu66
    digiu66 6 days ago

    4:00 Well, I'm polish and I can confirm this is exactly how you get kabanosy in Łódź. You also need some szlugi and drobniaki so you can trade with gopniks in exchange for not getting wpierdol.

  • Benny
    Benny 6 days ago

    Back in the day I used to play this with headphones on and the rain would make me shiver :|

  • TheGnipahellir
    TheGnipahellir 6 days ago

    Блять я ржал над каждой вставкой

  • Smaguris
    Smaguris 6 days ago

    I'm actually surprised that you didn't get anything wrong about this game.

  • Axolotl
    Axolotl 6 days ago

    S.C.P is a-
    wwait uhh
    Stalker is a good game

  • Dragnerve
    Dragnerve 7 days ago

    0:14 is this a dancing dildo ?

  • Yaro
    Yaro 7 days ago

    All the ruski pigs going mad, kek

  • Boomer
    Boomer 7 days ago

    I can confirm that ukrainian cigarettes are costing about 3-4 euros and there is mostly sawdust in them

  • ALPHA INDUSTRIES
    ALPHA INDUSTRIES 7 days ago

    commie

  • John Smith
    John Smith 8 days ago

    Does that natural disaster pic make anyone else's pee pee feel funny?

  • Thatguy Carbonara
    Thatguy Carbonara 8 days ago

    That anime better be there as a fucking joke, I fuckin hate it

  • Паладин Коловрат

    ХУЙ КОЛА
    LIKE-SUBSCRIBE

  • macc
    macc 8 days ago

    Clear sky should be played before shadow of chernobyl cuz in clear sky Strelok is brainwashed with Scar and sent on a death truck. It got hit by thunder and Scar's pda which says kill Strelok landed next to Strelok and he took it after that he is rescued and escorted to Cordon.

  • Firestarter
    Firestarter 8 days ago

    666k views bois!

  • ImmoralJester
    ImmoralJester 8 days ago

    I feel like that "In a perfect world" bit was about some neckbeard who went on a shooting spree. Am I right?

  • Generic Internetter
    Generic Internetter 8 days ago

    The song at the end there. Artist name please?

  • Danil Miroshnikov
    Danil Miroshnikov 8 days ago

    11:03 - Windows Bandera aahahaha sukaaaaazaa орууууу

  • yuusan
    yuusan 9 days ago

    классное видео

  • Васян Нирванов

    chernobyl NUCLEAR Power Plant, not NATIONAL.

  • GL0RYaD347H
    GL0RYaD347H 9 days ago

    3:36 pink dildo fixed to the windows left corner xD

  • Rikio Rikio
    Rikio Rikio 9 days ago

    what's the point on having a magenta dildo stuck on your window?

  • Lakestone
    Lakestone 9 days ago

    The song in the outro?????

  • Kaimo Kalvis
    Kaimo Kalvis 10 days ago

    The thumbnail is absolute gold

  • akapel_l Тупа крутой

    This not bug, this anomaly

  • andrea105 beautygirl
    andrea105 beautygirl 10 days ago

    Stalkers game engine is an anomaly from the zone its glitches are beyond the rules of physics........

  • Alexandr Mozar
    Alexandr Mozar 11 days ago +1

    Windows: Bandera
    YES

  • Cyborg Mcthrust
    Cyborg Mcthrust 11 days ago

    I lost my entire shit at the jfk bit

  • INGQUISITOR DUDEOMEGA
    INGQUISITOR DUDEOMEGA 11 days ago

    Blyat

  • Имя Фамилия
    Имя Фамилия 11 days ago

    Guy named SuperSus 0:29