3 Jokes That Make People Instantly Like You

  • Published on Sep 19, 2016
  • Ellen Degeneres' Tips To Making People Instantly Like You
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    We all want people to like us. And Ellen Degeneres seems to have that down to a science.
    Ellen Degeneres is one of the most likable hosts on TV. And it’s largely due to the types of jokes that she makes. Almost all hosts are funny, but Ellen’s style of comedy has a way of instantly endearing her guests to her.
    Today we are going to talk about the most common types of jokes that Ellen makes, how you can use them to get people to immediately like you, and some habits that you can work on to just generally be funnier throughout your day.
    1:10 - The kind of jokes that make people sad, ones that Ellen rarely makes
    2:08 - Self-deprecating jokes make people feel comfortable around Ellen
    3:10 - Poking fun at subjects that people are not insecure about allows Ellen to crack jokes without upsetting people
    5:20 - Making ego boosting jokes that make other people feel good, makes Ellen someone that people want to spend more time with
    5:59 - Ellen can also joke around and just simply be silly
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  • Dingo Dize
    Dingo Dize 11 hours ago

    punch them in the neck

  • Mr. Beep Beep
    Mr. Beep Beep 22 hours ago +1

    Ask your teacher this:

    What do you want to be when you grow up?

  • lorenc kotini
    lorenc kotini Day ago

    She s an annoying dyke

  • Cal South
    Cal South 2 days ago

    I feel repulsed by Ellen, it feels like there’s never much research her show. Sorry if this seems rude.

  • C.A.A
    C.A.A 2 days ago

    Liza’s face lmao

  • RadAloui
    RadAloui 2 days ago

    please note that this is Elen Degeneres we're talking about. she's more successful than most of her hosts, and it's an honor for anyone to get Elen joking with or about him.
    if i ever made the Rihanna joke about age with any stranger i would get slapped.

  • AeroSharky
    AeroSharky 2 days ago

    i was silly for a whole year about 3 years ago. i was called wierd, and pervert. wierd cz of the sillines. pervert cz of 2 sexual jokes lol. i wouldnt be silly if i was u

  • Jani Akujärvi
    Jani Akujärvi 2 days ago

    Sense of humour is always subjective.

  • Khola Mohammed
    Khola Mohammed 3 days ago

    Okay Ellen or any rich or famous person can make a joke and everyone will laugh! It doesn’t work with us lol obviously!

  • KingArthur
    KingArthur 4 days ago +1

    Ellen degenerate

  • I'ts oKai
    I'ts oKai 4 days ago

    I actually searched for (thinking of a joke)... Nah! It's hard to impress people in youtube ;-;

  • Wodan Supreme
    Wodan Supreme 5 days ago

    Ellen Degenerate

  • Saosaq Ii
    Saosaq Ii 5 days ago

    I’m too dumb to make original jokes and especially in an instant much less know when to make them...

  • cne1975
    cne1975 5 days ago

    She’s fuckin vile and not even remotely funny

  • 觀星望月
    觀星望月 5 days ago

    Self deprecating, because of how miserable I actually am.

  • Picturesque. 2019
    Picturesque. 2019 6 days ago

    Because she's ENFP. thats why

  • J.Jonah Jameson
    J.Jonah Jameson 7 days ago

    elen degenerate

  • Hujvc Ghui
    Hujvc Ghui 7 days ago

    Nah. To make everyone like you , let them use your charger and give them gum

  • Help Find Picasso
    Help Find Picasso 7 days ago

    Make people like me? _Hahaha! What a funny joke_

  • Detective Bohobe
    Detective Bohobe 8 days ago +1

    As always, wonderful video!

  • Bob Davis
    Bob Davis 8 days ago

    The way to make good people like you is to be yourself. The kind of people who would regard a joke as the deciding factor of liking you or not are the type of people who are not worth trying to impress. I am surprised the fabulous Ellen does not know this.

  • JmansFragments
    JmansFragments 8 days ago

    I love the KNOWLEDGE all the time

  • Tim B. Green
    Tim B. Green 9 days ago

    Please do Jack Nicholson and / or Al Pacino, they so often play reprehensible characters, but then out of the blue show unexpected and redeeming charm.

  • paddy magilly
    paddy magilly 9 days ago +2


  • Zeynab Mohammed
    Zeynab Mohammed 10 days ago

    oh hell no

  • bench175
    bench175 11 days ago

    My ritual is fart at the beginning.

  • Xeno Worm
    Xeno Worm 12 days ago

    No Sense Of Humour. Is it OK to inappropriately point out flaws like a devious child instead?

  • deadteddybears 423
    deadteddybears 423 12 days ago


  • Tim B. Green
    Tim B. Green 12 days ago

    I LOVE your content. Made or born, I sincerely think you're a social intelligence genius. Presumptuous though it is, I'd like to offer you my skill ( creativity ) with no strings or obligations of any kind to be used in any way you deem it useful for you channel or personal use.


  • Savage Drake
    Savage Drake 12 days ago

    Thank you so much for this content man, you really explain things well especially when showing how you can apply it yourself.

  • Crypticmind242
    Crypticmind242 14 days ago

    I don't think that first joke would be a good thing in a dating situation "wow I have shoes as old as you"

  • Emm Yetyet
    Emm Yetyet 14 days ago

    What do you do when you unintentionally joked about something on someone that he/she turns out to be insecure about? When she reacts with anger towards you afterwards and you're not really sure if it's about that.. please answer

  • Dustin The Goat
    Dustin The Goat 14 days ago

    Am i the only one thats here because someone called them not funny

  • Abby Button
    Abby Button 14 days ago


  • Skywalker
    Skywalker 15 days ago

    Ellen isn't likable at all, he's annoying and phony, and he's annoying because he's phony. I feel sorry for the people who can't see through his phoniness. I guess, they're just a bad judges in character.

  • Macumazahn
    Macumazahn 15 days ago

    So what are the three jokes again? This video should probably be entitled "Three TYPES of jokes that..."
    Or was i the only one who thought I was about to learn three great, unoffensive, universally-funny, easy to remember jokes that would help someone like me break the ice or get people to like me?
    Black Mirror had a GREAT example, that was especially helpful if you're looking for a way to join a conversation or general ice breaker. It's basically just asking the people if they saw that!? Did anyone see that? I just got here, I just arrive and as I was [crossing street; or walking across parking lot; or walking here from the Tube or subway], i saw a guy go riding by ON A HORSE! Wearing only his boxers! NO, not the horse - the guy! the *guy* was wearing *only* his underwear. The horse was at fully gallop. He looked very determined. They both did, really. Full Gallop! I swear! So, I'm standing there in shock, trying to sort-of re-evaluate my life, think back to the last 2 hours and make sure I haven't consumed any psychedelics, intentionally or not, and I see a very short, fat, bald-headed man and two regular blokes come running after the horse.

  • Utree 3
    Utree 3 15 days ago

    i found noting funny here....

  • steppenwolf
    steppenwolf 16 days ago

    hmm, now what are you supposed to do AFTER you have their attention? especially when you're one of those quiet, socually awkqard people who don't hardly talk to anyone. this video is rather a joke when you think about it.

  • Chad Rumsey
    Chad Rumsey 18 days ago

    I know malala

  • Spam Sandwich
    Spam Sandwich 20 days ago

    Ellen is scum

  • Smokey McJoint
    Smokey McJoint 21 day ago

    If I am making jokes and someone gets hurt feelings over it, that is their problem. Especially if I am not directly referring to them.

  • mike brigs
    mike brigs 22 days ago


  • Clbull118
    Clbull118 22 days ago

    At least she’s not Ellen Degenerate.

  • daisydoll 2.0
    daisydoll 2.0 23 days ago

    you know what, I’m always gonna have a pack of gum on me incase everything goes south

    but in all serious, this man is teaching me so much xx

  • Remy D
    Remy D 23 days ago

    This isn’t funny.

  • Yaswanth Vyda
    Yaswanth Vyda 24 days ago

    i like ellen so much

  • Easy How To
    Easy How To 25 days ago

    give them money, they will like you very much

  • Rachel Lee
    Rachel Lee 25 days ago

    Look Rhi Rhi.... 86... What!?

  • Mr. Knoppix
    Mr. Knoppix 25 days ago

    The Americans have another sense of humor.... that does not work for Latinos XD

  • Ainsley Crossley-harvey

    in my history class me and the guy next to me always have a contest to try and make the most "thats what she said" joke. the one who makes the most jokes wins

  • Nesiss Jess
    Nesiss Jess 26 days ago

    Watching this after unsubscribing Ellen's Show.

  • Hyperon Lance
    Hyperon Lance 26 days ago

    I’m been using Ellen’s humor my entire life and I didn’t even notice.

  • Chester Boynton
    Chester Boynton 28 days ago

    this aint it chief

  • Prince Harming
    Prince Harming 28 days ago

    In short... everyone gets a trophy.

  • 1845Raven
    1845Raven 29 days ago

    But I’m naturally talented at making insult jokes.
    I once knew a guy who made insult jokes, but he had some unique charisma and got people to laugh at themselves rather than feeling insulted.

  • Teanna Raven
    Teanna Raven 29 days ago

    Self deprecating humour....hmmmm, that’s moi. Great examples and they can be transferred to daily life.

  • perse phone
    perse phone 29 days ago

    do one on eric andre


    personally i an not a fan…??

  • Confessions
    Confessions Month ago

    Garbage... has no basis in reality... just an Ellen fan boy

  • Pussy Slayer
    Pussy Slayer Month ago

    Damn never knew Ellen was such a social wizard in conversation techniques. This should seriously be a core class in school before kids go out into the real world.

  • Tammatha Billings
    Tammatha Billings Month ago

    i love ellen, i used to watch her sitcom when i was a kid. she is one of the very few ppl that can make me laugh out loud.

  • Liv Lab
    Liv Lab Month ago

    What’s the emotions and their order?!?!!

  • Eduardo Carlos
    Eduardo Carlos Month ago +1

    but Elen isn't funny...

  • True Hope
    True Hope Month ago

    I can't stand her???

  • Jesus Rodriguez
    Jesus Rodriguez Month ago

    I have a question. What if I have to fart?

  • Jordon Koh
    Jordon Koh Month ago

    I am always the butt of jokes......

  • AJ
    AJ Month ago

    This made my morning :)

  • Jay Kay
    Jay Kay Month ago

    CHARLIE I need help I teach talkative students really really how do I get them quiet or keep their attention

  • Stormtheshadowmaker

    So you’re telling us to be Ellen?

    Oh ok I’m happy with that :T

  • Daith
    Daith Month ago

    What the fuck

  • SoldiersofSelfMastery

    Ok I’m ready now to stand before a really large group of 3

  • Bradley S.
    Bradley S. Month ago

    Ahhh... Dang... Man I gotta move on from this Channel... If you are reflecting and using examples of Ellen... She is 100% of Satan. You need to take a long hard look at Christ and what he did for us and the real evidence of us and of people's testimonies. Ellen is the last person on Earth we should be emulating.

  • transkryption
    transkryption Month ago

    What she is a comedian?
    She tells jokes?

  • A. L.
    A. L. Month ago

    Nah, she's not funny at all. Her jokes are lame.

  • Kevin
    Kevin Month ago

    I’m a self deprecating loser . Sooo I should get on stage and I should make millions!

  • JoshFromMars
    JoshFromMars Month ago +1

    Aw man, I'm 89

  • Chand Sahir
    Chand Sahir Month ago

    Dear brother make a video on Pr Benny hinn speaking powers

  • Athrun000
    Athrun000 Month ago

    But these jokes ain't that funny compared to the kind that actually have a victim...
    It is a fair trade off, I guess

  • Johnr197
    Johnr197 Month ago

    Ellen degenerate.. A shill for the Liberal network..

  • factinator33
    factinator33 Month ago

    I always enjoyed humor that didn't hurt anyone seems like the last funny TV series was Taxi and then came Married With Children with a totally different type of humor totally abusive totally sarcastic, and I think it rubs off on the population people today are brutal

  • Noah Rogers
    Noah Rogers Month ago

    Am I the only one that can’t stand Ellen?

  • TheClashFokus
    TheClashFokus Month ago +1

    ELLEN IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Mario Cruz
    Mario Cruz Month ago

    I think I'm good at these.

  • Jeff J
    Jeff J Month ago

    Both Ellen And Mallala are waste!

  • Clint Northwood
    Clint Northwood Month ago

    There's not enough jokes in the world for me to like Ellen

    DeFame WRONG CROWD Month ago

    Goes and listens to Lil’ B’s - Ellen Degeneres

  • roberto Sanchez
    roberto Sanchez Month ago +1

    Great videos ,I found by accident 😁

  • Vikings Fan
    Vikings Fan Month ago

    I do not like Ellen

  • CurdlingMacabre on SoundCloud I’m a POS I know

    I meet so many bitchy and rude people...overwhelmingly so, they are everywhere in the city..half the time I treat every stranger the same because I feel if i be me they’ll jump down my throat..You can’t show any signs of insecurity or weakness, that’s the key to charm..a lack of fear.

  • Zero Hero
    Zero Hero Month ago +1

    It ain't working and I got a fight scheduled for next week. How the fuck do I fucked this up?!?

  • lori hill
    lori hill Month ago

    My favorite go-to icebreaker joke is:
    Two muffins are baking in an oven.
    One muffin says, "It's hotter than hell in here."
    And the other one says, "Oh my god! A talking muffin!"
    Two penguins are walking down the street.
    One of them says, "You look like you're wearing a tuxedo."
    And the other one says, "Maybe I am."

  • TangoTanjoMusic
    TangoTanjoMusic Month ago


  • Lisa Calrone
    Lisa Calrone Month ago

    Second video in and I just subscribed. This is SO intelligent and well done. You are wonderful and thank you!

  • Dexter White
    Dexter White Month ago

    You have to have a level of intellect in order to understand certain types of humor.

  • Park Florzinha
    Park Florzinha Month ago

    Eu achei que ela era a Xuxa

  • lily tony
    lily tony Month ago

    When do I meet Ellen oh its only a dream i gese

  • lily tony
    lily tony Month ago

    Ellen intelligent that's it she knows how to mend things before they get upset anybody quickly as possible that is a extremely talented

  • lily tony
    lily tony Month ago

    Ellen always always soft good listener and I loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove Ellen

  • lily tony
    lily tony Month ago

    That is the only hard joke of Ellen