Stop Investigating Me! Or Else!

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  • Published on May 23, 2019
  • Donald Trump's contribution to Wednesday's infrastructure meeting was to donate one gigantic roadblock. #LSSC #Colbert #Monologue
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  • orlandotj1
    orlandotj1 4 days ago

    The Trump family needs to go away.

  • InstiGator-805
    InstiGator-805 7 days ago

    8:42
    Pelosi's true reptilian self coming out. Listen closely 😆

  • Mr Jibs
    Mr Jibs 9 days ago

    Atleast one thing about Trump...you can’t really satire him...he satires himself.
    He really is a political comedians wet dream

  • Atticus Finch
    Atticus Finch 22 days ago

    No show without bashing TRUMP, no wonder so few people watch this cocksucker Cornholebert.

  • Uaine Diabhal
    Uaine Diabhal 22 days ago

    We love you Stephen

  • foodtree harvest
    foodtree harvest 23 days ago

    Three-tard

  • Marc Ziegenhain
    Marc Ziegenhain Month ago

    How the hell did Trump earned his money, if he not even can count from one to three.

  • Muhammad Maaz
    Muhammad Maaz Month ago

    Hope...the brainless penguin gets removed from office soon...

  • OriginalJoseyWales
    OriginalJoseyWales Month ago

    500 search warrants - you have to wonder how someone with such questionable character is in power.

  • Eva Jeduthun
    Eva Jeduthun Month ago

    Zionist ....cousin with Ben....Natan...yahuuuu. Iran is not your Foe. Israel is your foe.

  • phillip Morrison
    phillip Morrison Month ago

    This piece shit should be behind bars

  • CAMera Productions
    CAMera Productions Month ago

    I think steven just suffered what is commonly known as karma

  • Peggy Trawick
    Peggy Trawick Month ago

    Impeach and/or imprison Donald (duck) Trump

  • Laurie Bolles
    Laurie Bolles Month ago

    Oh the 'I' word is imagine?

  • Tzayiaffaahla Productions

    Pray for the ronin spirit.

  • sawsan mccloskey
    sawsan mccloskey Month ago

    Why he always breath like a pig out of oxygen

  • Corrado Campisano
    Corrado Campisano Month ago

    4:40 then you wake up with pence

  • Peggy Trawick
    Peggy Trawick Month ago

    Impeachable offense

  • Peggy Trawick
    Peggy Trawick Month ago

    Impeach and / or imprison Donald F. Trump

  • Hong Fei Bai
    Hong Fei Bai Month ago

    No collusion, no obstruction, could mean that if there was collusion, it would be considered obstruction.

  • big john
    big john Month ago

    instead of tweeting why not repeal and replace

  • Erin Thesystem
    Erin Thesystem Month ago

    It would be so refreshing if the idea of being a public servant entered into this president's calculations, even just once. And I am so sick of politics being reduced to an abstraction, a mere game in which "winning"- at any and all costs- is the only thing which matters. Also, Rupert Murdoch, the late Roger Ailes, Breitbart, etc.- everybody who went into making FOXNews what it is today does not have a functioning conscience and definitely DOES NOT care about this country; otherwise, they would report honestly and not portray half the country as enemies- which is done, in part, by making up ridiculous stances and claiming that those on the Left hold such positions or believe nonsensical or impractical things. This president shouldn't discourage the straight media sources, either (major newspapers), as these are NOT liberal media but factual, middle-of-the-road publications which he happens to find PERSONALLY threatening because they do not flatter him the way propaganda or slanted/biased sources with clear agendas do. (There ARE liberal media- several news magazines come to mind- but the Wash.Post and NY Times aren't them.) No matter what, it's good to read and watch as much of a variety as possible, but it's ESPECIALLY important for us to not take one another as enemies. Assumptions are being made about what others believe, and we don't even know one another yet! Does even a potential disagreement make someone irredeemable- ? We know better than to act this way. Maybe our leaders are obsessed with besting one another, but that isn't a behavior which we, the people, are obligated to imitate. They are meant to work for us- that is ALL of them. For ALL OF US. If we're going to restore even a little sociability here, then it will be up to us regular people to take the lead; all these others are too busy right now, too consumed with avoiding the messy work of actually doing their jobs.

  • jessica M
    jessica M 2 months ago

    I mean if a president can get impeach for a blow job WHY?!?!?! IS THIS CHEETOO WANABE STILL IN OFFICE ,OR ALIVE 🤷🤦

  • jessica M
    jessica M 2 months ago

    Everyone who goes against trump mysteriously gets fired,or bashed in public etc..

  • Kathy Vogel
    Kathy Vogel 2 months ago

    It’s the ignorant who believe in trump. Trump lies.

  • Frank B.
    Frank B. 2 months ago

    Please don’t re-elect him America. We’re scared. Love, Canada.

  • Dean Everlean
    Dean Everlean 2 months ago

    This guy is not funny and acts like a child to get his point across.

  • Michael Quarry
    Michael Quarry 2 months ago

    Trump is nuts. Trump shut up clown or get shut up

  • The Weldor
    The Weldor 2 months ago

    hey colbert , i see yr name on the frequent flier list fr pedo island with kimmel . Hows come the list is all democrats ? Kinda speaks for it self . Trump banned epstien after he tried to molest a friends daughter . So Trump banned the looser ! The dems , bill , hillary , kimmel , colbert , they all went epstien , SCORE , High Five ! Teenage molesting baby murdering idiots ! And for what ? A potential vote . Wow

  • Robin Potter
    Robin Potter 2 months ago

    Or you can go down the investigation track and seize Trump organization's assets as proceeds from a criminal enterprise, like money laundering for which he's been fined twice while admitting guilt. Just look at the Financial Crimes Enforcement Network press release dated 3/6/15. People who said the Mueller investigation was too expensive, Manafort's assets seized actually turned a profit. Investigate trump & Giuliani's ties with the Khrapunovs running from #MoneyLaundering in Kazakhstan, shell company Kazbay that Giuliani setup involves trump's other crime buddy, Felix Sater of Bayrock and Trump SoHo, where three units were sold to the Khrapunovs who used dirty money. Trump has been in trouble over and over for not caring where the money comes from. Failure to do due diligence. Money laundering his way around the world. Violates the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act and wants it gone, said it's a stupid law because bribery is necessary to do business with foreign governments. He's got a virtual cemetery of skeletons in the closet that have nothing to do with his "presidency" which is a reality show for likes and ratings. I don't think our adversaries, whom he thinks are such close personal friendships, give a rat's ass about followers and ratings. Putin looks at trump with derision and trump doesn't even notice, instead he shakes his hand and says you didn't interfere in the election, did you... Putin feared Hillary Clinton and laughs at trump. Trump is such a narcissist he thinks Putin is laughing with him.

  • mw izzie
    mw izzie 2 months ago

    Is be really good at it, what an exotic comment. They can't get past your scandals to do work.

  • Diego Suarez
    Diego Suarez 2 months ago

    Mr grand stander! Just wants to look good. Doesn't care if the country goes down the toilet.

  • Common Sense
    Common Sense 2 months ago

    A GROUP A LATINS CALL PEOPLE LIKE YOU " MAL PARIDOS DE LA PATRIA". MEANING: ABORTIVES, BASTARDS, THAT BECAUSE GREED, FAME DESTROY THEIR COUNTRY. AMERICANS ARE THE BEST OF EVERYTHING. AND YOU, CNN, COUMO, ALDERSON, ACOSTA, PALOSI THAT LAWLESS WOMAN ARE "THE BEST UNPATRIOTICS IN THE WORLD" YOU DESERVE AN AWARD. YOU ARE A MEDIOCRE COMEDIAN, AND NOW YOU ARE A OLD, PATHETIC MOCKER AND UNPATRIOTIC. SHANE ON YOU.

  • Good Golly Miss Polly
    Good Golly Miss Polly 2 months ago

    "Let them have all they want." They want your Tax Returns for the last 7 year's. Maybe 10, not sure.

  • Good Golly Miss Polly
    Good Golly Miss Polly 2 months ago

    I think I'll be riding the rails with the investigating feds, quite frankly.

  • 1DumBunny
    1DumBunny 2 months ago

    Trump is a Lethal Buffoon, but Pence is Satan.

  • Ellen Henry
    Ellen Henry 2 months ago

    When I get down about all this vileness. You make me laugh, thanks.

  • Just Human
    Just Human 2 months ago +1

    Just looking at trump and hearing his voice, fills me with gross disgust. Why couldn't he spend the rest of his presidency in north korea?

  • Beverly Vinson
    Beverly Vinson 2 months ago

    Nanny needs to glue her teeth in better ..they are slipping.

  • Reggie Koval
    Reggie Koval 2 months ago

    It has just occurred to me that Trump is nothing more than a Salesman.! A slimy dirty salesman who is trying to sell us all something in convincing us that we need it in a lot of us have bought into it because we're just consumers and we fall in for the advertisements. Think about it when he wants you to buy something he repeats it over and over and over again but if he wants to skip pass something he tries to not even bring it up and casein point he refers to impeachment as the I word because he doesn't even want the word to come out of his mouth because he knows that if he does that it might catch on the way he intends what he repeats to catch on. The dude is a New York City mob boss criminal pussy grabbing lying narcissistic racist dividing a****** who thinks of himself as a dictator or a king and we should all be so lucky as to kiss his ass! Will Republicans a lot of us are not going to trade what you call a good economy which is simply your version of really really rich people throwing us a few crumbs because I don't see anybody's life around me improving financially. I don't have any investments in the stock market do you? I am not going to buy what he's selling because what he's selling is our patriotism, our moral High Ground, our consistent belief that we are all in this together, and if you all simply vote for him because he has an r in front of his name remember that he spent most of his life as a Democrat and he even gave Hillary Clinton a million dollars for her campaign. Those are facts deal with it.

  • Just Human
    Just Human 2 months ago +1

    Hey, out of oxygen 300 lb tub of lard, why don't you take a whiff of oxygen before you start breathing through the congested traffic in your nose!

  • Just Human
    Just Human 2 months ago +1

    Nancy Pelosi is trump's biggest enabler in the trump criminal enterprise. Nancy, you need to step down. You are not worth the position in the most important office in the legislature.

  • carol gancos
    carol gancos 2 months ago

    Nancy, do your damn job!!! Get him out of there. If you can't do that at least make his life and his freak show life a misery.

  • Sandra Walker
    Sandra Walker 2 months ago

    Get use to the investigation, Trump!!not going to stop till your bankrupt Trump criminal Organization falls along with you!!lol what a dangerous nut!

  • Yang Liu
    Yang Liu 3 months ago

    8 more years

  • Zack Reynolds
    Zack Reynolds 3 months ago

    “Welcome to the Late Show, a show that used to be comedy, used to be respected, but now is nothing but Liberal shilling disguised as “Entertainment”. I’m your propagandist,Stephen Colbert. Hey,did you guys know-Orange Man Bad?”
    [mindless laughter and applause of an audience with TDS] EVERYTIME,ALWAYS

  • Just Me
    Just Me 3 months ago +1

    Really Nancy.. if you really believe hes despicable you would get him and his henchmen out of the White House into prison

  • PinFish53
    PinFish53 3 months ago +1

    Look at all the Ignorant Brainless Liberal Shit for Brain's, Look they are still trying to learn how to Wipe their own ASS

  • Hoodoo Man
    Hoodoo Man 3 months ago

    The I word? I prefer the P word. Prison. And then throw away the key.

  • Kim jaxson
    Kim jaxson 3 months ago

    Gone through hell my ass!! He went through hell about like trump did. If he wasn't a crook like his daddy he wouldn't have to worry about it.

  • A. Lerner
    A. Lerner 3 months ago

    this guy is the biggest criminal since the great Al Capone... something he will lay claim to ...tremendous crimes..
    watch him ... he and his crew (family - even his son is called "DON" --- irony or what) are filling their pockets with the with your taxes.... yet he paid none himself.

  • A. Lerner
    A. Lerner 3 months ago

    what is really sad is that this egotistical megalomaniac who is undeniably a paranoid narcissist, a pathological liar yet a patriot..... and so you choose him as your leader. sums up the American psyche ! thanks America..... so tremendous Democracy is such a gift ... so true

  • Kef Kutuch
    Kef Kutuch 3 months ago

    It's called bronzer Nancy. LMFAO

  • moudy m
    moudy m 3 months ago

    Does that include your taxes.

  • George Costarica
    George Costarica 3 months ago

    Any president would look good after Trump.

  • Hoodoo Man
    Hoodoo Man 3 months ago

    Wants to do infrastructure? Well, we could start with a high speed rail system and perhaps even fill in with some new dam's, roads and interplanetary space travel. Now that is infrastructure. Also a global network that includes solar and wind power would be nice. Our country is crumbling into ruin. And will end up with nothing if we keep electing morons who get free rent on the public dime and living in the White House.

  • Juan Carlos López Padilla

    Hey guys ...keep an eye on D.J Trump..cuz knowing his personality..he probably will do something even worse like terrorist attack then suicide ..!!!!!
    suicide

  • lincoln dasema
    lincoln dasema 3 months ago

    Demicrates vs Trumpicons 2020

  • Theodore Villamizar
    Theodore Villamizar 3 months ago

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  • J Burns
    J Burns 3 months ago

    I think Trump may be lying, he has a classic tell for anyone who hasn't caught on to it yet........He talks! The biggest con artist and liar in U.S. history. He's also by all accounts of those who know him (without a vested interest to protect him) tell of cruel, manipulative, womanizing, racist, hypocritical, and adderall snorting asshole who is destroying our country.