Stop Investigating Me! Or Else!

  • Published on May 23, 2019
  • Donald Trump's contribution to Wednesday's infrastructure meeting was to donate one gigantic roadblock. #LSSC #Colbert #Monologue
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  • Yang Liu
    Yang Liu 2 days ago

    8 more years

  • Zack Reynolds
    Zack Reynolds 4 days ago

    “Welcome to the Late Show, a show that used to be comedy, used to be respected, but now is nothing but Liberal shilling disguised as “Entertainment”. I’m your propagandist,Stephen Colbert. Hey,did you guys know-Orange Man Bad?”
    [mindless laughter and applause of an audience with TDS] EVERYTIME,ALWAYS

  • Just Me
    Just Me 4 days ago +1

    Really Nancy.. if you really believe hes despicable you would get him and his henchmen out of the White House into prison

  • PinFish53
    PinFish53 5 days ago +1

    Look at all the Ignorant Brainless Liberal Shit for Brain's, Look they are still trying to learn how to Wipe their own ASS

  • Hoodoo Man
    Hoodoo Man 6 days ago

    The I word? I prefer the P word. Prison. And then throw away the key.

  • Kim jaxson
    Kim jaxson 6 days ago

    Gone through hell my ass!! He went through hell about like trump did. If he wasn't a crook like his daddy he wouldn't have to worry about it.

  • A. Lerner
    A. Lerner 6 days ago

    this guy is the biggest criminal since the great Al Capone... something he will lay claim to ...tremendous crimes..
    watch him ... he and his crew (family - even his son is called "DON" --- irony or what) are filling their pockets with the with your taxes.... yet he paid none himself.

  • A. Lerner
    A. Lerner 6 days ago

    what is really sad is that this egotistical megalomaniac who is undeniably a paranoid narcissist, a pathological liar yet a patriot..... and so you choose him as your leader. sums up the American psyche ! thanks America..... so tremendous Democracy is such a gift ... so true

  • Kef Kutuch
    Kef Kutuch 7 days ago

    It's called bronzer Nancy. LMFAO

  • moudy m
    moudy m 8 days ago

    Does that include your taxes.

  • George Costarica
    George Costarica 10 days ago

    Any president would look good after Trump.

  • Hoodoo Man
    Hoodoo Man 10 days ago

    Wants to do infrastructure? Well, we could start with a high speed rail system and perhaps even fill in with some new dam's, roads and interplanetary space travel. Now that is infrastructure. Also a global network that includes solar and wind power would be nice. Our country is crumbling into ruin. And will end up with nothing if we keep electing morons who get free rent on the public dime and living in the White House.

  • Juan Carlos López Padilla

    Hey guys ...keep an eye on D.J Trump..cuz knowing his personality..he probably will do something even worse like terrorist attack then suicide ..!!!!!

  • lincoln dasema
    lincoln dasema 13 days ago

    Demicrates vs Trumpicons 2020

  • Theodore Villamizar
    Theodore Villamizar 15 days ago

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  • J Burns
    J Burns 17 days ago

    I think Trump may be lying, he has a classic tell for anyone who hasn't caught on to it yet........He talks! The biggest con artist and liar in U.S. history. He's also by all accounts of those who know him (without a vested interest to protect him) tell of cruel, manipulative, womanizing, racist, hypocritical, and adderall snorting asshole who is destroying our country.

  • jewell charles
    jewell charles 17 days ago

    has anyone alerted Lona from orangutan island that one of her juvenile orangutans has escaped,and it would be a great relief to America if she came and retrieved him...please...

  • V Denton
    V Denton 17 days ago

    He's just a distraction
    While Nazis on the SCOTUS finished destroying the Bill of Rights and Constitution

  • Ivan Kazakov
    Ivan Kazakov 18 days ago

    Can you imagine talking about the I word after everything that happened

  • kulturfreund66
    kulturfreund66 19 days ago

    Hey man, yo looks like Clark Kent !

  • Dennis Huffman
    Dennis Huffman 20 days ago

    "For some reason, maybe for lack of confidence on his part that he couldn't match the greatness of the challenge that we before us". - Rep. Nancy Pelosi

  • Henri van der Waard
    Henri van der Waard 21 day ago +1

    Minute waltz 1:55. Heh

  • I Created An Account For This

    I really liked this phphffssssssh...

  • Jorge González
    Jorge González 22 days ago

    No one is really doing anything, it seems everybody is in on it, democracy is done... Not a good sign for human kind.

  • Rob Wilson
    Rob Wilson 22 days ago


  • HkRedPill
    HkRedPill 22 days ago

    As of this moment, there are 37k likes and 1.6k dislike (only 4%). The 37% Trump supporters are lagging way behind.

    • PinFish53
      PinFish53 5 days ago +1

      That's because they don't waste their time with Ignorant Liberals with Shit for Brian's, Continue drinking your Koolaid and trying to learn how to wipe your own ass. Good Luck

  • DanielVegan Land
    DanielVegan Land 22 days ago

    Why does such a Pathetic Man with such a big mouth have such Tiny hands?

    • PinFish53
      PinFish53 5 days ago +1

      At least there not as small as your Brain

  • Malina Fiolek
    Malina Fiolek 22 days ago

    Oh.. and what is the I word? oh! IMPEACHMENT. Trump is afraid to say impeachment. Donny JR., young man? yeah, comparing with Chuck Grassley, who is 100 years old. He is an old man with children, divorced like his daddy.

  • Margo Mason
    Margo Mason 22 days ago +1

    "Winning winning", says Trump!

  • K. B.
    K. B. 22 days ago

    'Minute'-Waltz! :D

  • Mike Stevens
    Mike Stevens 23 days ago

    Rico ,Rico ,gitmo ! Bronzer ahoy! Impeach Rasputin first!

  • Bento Lun
    Bento Lun 23 days ago

    Thank you Steven for keeping its real!!

  • Bento Lun
    Bento Lun 23 days ago

    What it do ??? Congress get on your job!!!

  • Kategari
    Kategari 23 days ago

    Why does Trump think that congress can't multitask? This is the same guy who wants to lower taxes and build a wall and introduce tariffs comma so he wants to do three stupid things at once but he thinks that congress only do one thing at a time?

  • Jerry K
    Jerry K 23 days ago

    Hey!! Everybody were so gracious about that black guy in both his terms.........

  • Tan Hiang Ching
    Tan Hiang Ching 23 days ago

    Heroes and Villains. I watched movies a lot. Yesterday I went to the biggest theatre here. There are 12 theater playing, godzilla, alladin and so on. But I never watched any. Just no urge to part with my money. I realised today we are watching the biggest super villain in action live. What movie can match the villain that threatens world peace? Only Thanos, the villain that threaten universe peace, I watched that and that was the last. Its very exciting and of course depressing because its real. So who is going to stop this villain, is it the congress, the people, or the rest of world united? Its exciting, after all he is sitting in the most powerful position in the world.

  • Ted Talkz
    Ted Talkz 23 days ago +1

    Some real garbage humor.

  • Mike Allan
    Mike Allan 23 days ago +1

    How does anyone with a half a brain watch this no talent liberal idiot..

    • Al Clark
      Al Clark 5 days ago

      @PinFish53 Face it, you're a Trumpkin, aka "Trumpanzee", one of the dumbest animals on the face of the earth, that spend their days grazing on right wing blogs, listening to right wing talk radio, watching Fox News and right wing propaganda channels like Ben Shapiro and Stephen Crowder, inhaling Trump farts, and going on TheXvid to regurgitate the shit they were fed.

    • PinFish53
      PinFish53 5 days ago

      @Al Clark Sorry u missed School Al

    • Al Clark
      Al Clark 20 days ago

      That's half a brain more than Trumpanzee's have.

  • Bookish Nymph85
    Bookish Nymph85 23 days ago

    "Two bonus minutes" LMAO

  • Khurram Aziz
    Khurram Aziz 23 days ago

    What no videos happened Stephen?
    Did Trump silence you?!

  • sly cat
    sly cat 23 days ago

    Colbert. Your such a loser. Trump 2020. Lol

  • salas7146
    salas7146 23 days ago

    The Trump family are big criminal liar's they should be locked up already

  • don reed
    don reed 24 days ago


    THE STUDIO 24 days ago

    Colbert has been losing ever since the election. You lost the collusion narrative! Your comedy now sucks! lol

  • Mo Do
    Mo Do 24 days ago

    I fall asleep every night to boring Colbert clips.

  • Eugenio Colussi filho
    Eugenio Colussi filho 24 days ago


  • Leanna Geyer
    Leanna Geyer 24 days ago

    Wish he could use some nasal spray or Vick’s vapor rub so we don’t have to listen to him trying to breathe

  • Dennis Tienesen
    Dennis Tienesen 24 days ago

    Trump is destroying his country to cover up the fact that Huawei and Iran grabbed the US by the balls and that the world is bringing them down to their knees to confess all their criminal activities, their lies, theft, betrayal and creating excuses to justify war. No boundaries to protect world domination in technology and economy. Nazis at their finest. They are bringing them to justice. The truth and all the proof is out there. He can try what he want but there's just no way out. Either way civil war is inevitable. US government is doomed, US tech industry is doomed and US economy is doomed. Huawei, make the impossible possible. 🇮🇷🇨🇳💪🏼💪🏼 Huawei, China and Iran. Creators of world peace ✌🏻

  • 刘宇龙
    刘宇龙 24 days ago


  • Luboman411
    Luboman411 24 days ago

    Why does this Orange moron breathe so heavily like a fucking baboon? It's bizarre. Is it all the cocaine Trump's done over the decades? That would explain the labored breathing so much...

  • Pradip Kumar
    Pradip Kumar 24 days ago +2

    The Late Show with Stephen Colbert = Trump Smearing Show

  • Monica u65yy7g66t
    Monica u65yy7g66t 25 days ago

    Don't hate me everyone but here's an unpopular opinion.... the hate on Trump is getting old. Get over it. Before he ran everybody including...especially black people were all about Trump. Now because he did what most can't we hate him? Get over it! He's your president! He loses , you do too! Maybe stand by your leader! Oh and you used to be funny Stephen Colbert! Try to find different material other then ripping on your commander in Chief. I bet you'll be retiring when his term is up good luck

    • Luboman411
      Luboman411 24 days ago

      No, that ain't gonna happen. He's extremely corrupt, he's a con man, he's incompetent. We hate him so, so, so much, and not because he did "what most can't." We hate him because he is a truly foul, awful human being. Not my President. And that's something your constant whining and the whining of your Trumpist companions will never get. We will never respect him. He's your leader, not our leader. If you decide to go back to your senses and elect someone moral and decent and non-corrupt, then we can talk. But this man--he will never earn our respect.

  • David DeLaney
    David DeLaney 25 days ago +4

    "an impeachable Filet-o-Fish"?
    --Dave, ... add. to. lunch tray!!1!

  • David Anewman
    David Anewman 25 days ago

    Everybody is involved in a coverup. Jesus is covering people's sins, Democrats are covering their sins. Trump is covering the rest.

  • byindani
    byindani 25 days ago

    At first I was mad... but it’s so effing funny to see this Trump guy go. So freaking funny

  • Steve Miller
    Steve Miller 25 days ago

    TRUMP 2020 silly lefty liberals

  • SophyaAgain
    SophyaAgain 25 days ago

    At least you folks can make a joke of your president . . . Meanwhile in Brazil . . .

  • John Knowles
    John Knowles 25 days ago

    You need to find another job flipping or something cuz you aren't funny and you haven't got a clue what is going on you're an idiot.
    Dennis Miller walks all over you.
    Semper-Fi WWG1WGA

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      Anna Mathews 25 days ago

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      Anna Mathews 25 days ago +1

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  • unreal011
    unreal011 25 days ago

    have i offended you? i'm sorry. again, idk.
    i'm glad you didn't have to hear my voice. :))

  • unreal011
    unreal011 25 days ago

    3:30 investigation / investment OR ...things. still 2.

  • Dennis
    Dennis 25 days ago

    Colbert should stop acting like an asshole or else!

  • Jacqueline Banal
    Jacqueline Banal 25 days ago

    Trump is a master con man!

    FREE SPEECH 25 days ago

    GUY . HAAA

  • Cesar Cataldi
    Cesar Cataldi 25 days ago

    "My dear and late Father who had an extraordinary ability and examine reality and human behavior, being an excellent psychoanalyst himself, he told me something important for my life
    He told me, you can not do two things at once !!
    Either you do one, well done, one thing , or you do the other thing well !!
    Both are not possible at the same time to do well .
    Either you are the President of the USA or you will call the citizens of the USA stupid !!
    Simple !
    Both things are not possible !! I'm sorry for this President.

  • barfyman362
    barfyman362 25 days ago

    I was watching the Central Park Five netflix show today; reminded me of what a scummy move Donald Trump pulled back then to put more pressure towards the public outrage towards the five men.

  • Rita Vautour
    Rita Vautour 25 days ago +1

    God is going to give Trump his just reward. Hell is going to be a whole lot hotter.

  • Cosmical.-
    Cosmical.- 26 days ago

    If you ever want to know what the Left is up to, just pay attention to what they accuse the Right of.

  • a mountain's a mammal
    a mountain's a mammal 26 days ago

    Really people, what it worse? Who is the bigger asshat? Trump or these suck up talk show host douchebags who run their mouths nonstop about Trump? It’s all so very nauseating.

  • Bright Flash
    Bright Flash 26 days ago

    President Trump will win reelection and Attorney General Barr will begin handing out indictments .

  • Whitney Tarkington
    Whitney Tarkington 26 days ago

    Russia interfered with our elections. No one is talking about that. Trump is an orange herring.

  • chezfun
    chezfun 26 days ago

    What an A$$

  • Michael Quallet
    Michael Quallet 26 days ago

    Those ratings are the funniest thing about the LS anymore. One trick hack joke.

  • h .chen
    h .chen 26 days ago +3

    these days whenever the camera cuts to jon I DIE. his comedic timing has improved so much in the last year!! as if he wasn't talented enough already?!?!?!

  • Star Lord
    Star Lord 26 days ago +2

    You suck cobert

  • Paul Rice
    Paul Rice 26 days ago

    Steven Colbert 🤨 a typical trader to America, he is the typical type of politician that has been running 🏃🏾 this country into the ground. The do nothing politicians.

  • Dylan L
    Dylan L 26 days ago +1

    What a bunch of beady eyed rejects

  • Jesse Leinard
    Jesse Leinard 26 days ago +1

    Pathedic little comedian Hollywood idiot ... un American pos. libtard s are done we have seen your true colors

  • Emmett Pickles
    Emmett Pickles 26 days ago +1

    Scripted late night partisan politics. Isn't CNN enough for your small minds?

  • willl 88
    willl 88 26 days ago

    what a hack

  • tiny dancer
    tiny dancer 26 days ago

    I think it's called "turning water into wine?""mind-blowing?""moonlighting?"

  • tiny dancer
    tiny dancer 26 days ago

    Is that what means physical comedy shots????

  • tiny dancer
    tiny dancer 26 days ago

    Hands down...I love when those comedians do physical comedy.

  • tiny dancer
    tiny dancer 26 days ago

    And then he said "Take to the highway, won't you lend me your name" "Your way and my way seems to be one in the same"

  • Nah!!Hey!HEY,hooray! James

    No the word dysfunction,brain is totally orbiting,maybe visiting on Jupiter👻

  • Dennis Martens
    Dennis Martens 26 days ago

    Trump 2020

  • jason godin
    jason godin 26 days ago +1

    FU Colbert

  • jason godin
    jason godin 26 days ago +1

    I thought Colbert was smart I failed

  • jason godin
    jason godin 26 days ago

    Colbert thinks Hillary would be worst but needs to stfu

  • Mark Eaton
    Mark Eaton 26 days ago +1

    Colbert is such a commie puppet got the left.. Keep reading that bs on the cue cards, Steven, you traitor to America. This show use to to be great , until it became a platform for communist China propaganda. Better be funny Colbert, or they will take you out to the firing squad. They have killed over 100 million people already, what is another puppet to them.. WAKE UP AMERICA TO THIS BS. COLBERT YOU STINK OF BS.

  • Quentin Styger
    Quentin Styger 26 days ago

    Donald Trump has people who support him; so did Hitler. America is the fourth reich.

  • Brian Gosik
    Brian Gosik 26 days ago

    Crazy thing is Donald seems to believe himself

  • Zach
    Zach 26 days ago +2

    Looking forward to all the late night hosts bitching and complaining for another 4 years after Trump wins re-election.

    • Faith Rada
      Faith Rada 25 days ago

      IF.. Americans are foolish enough to re-elect Trump... America would likely no longer exist in 2024.
      Putin 1 - America 0

  • Secular Guy
    Secular Guy 26 days ago +6

    When in doubt, just go with the opposite of whatever that fat tub of lard says.
    "I am the most", becomes "I am the least".

  • seanman1231
    seanman1231 26 days ago

    Or else what? You blimp

  • Lisa
    Lisa 26 days ago

    I'm right there with ya Stephen! 😌 I can Imagine!

  • Michael Pondo
    Michael Pondo 27 days ago

    Dick tater is runming his lying mouth again and again. His discord is the biggest instegator in out history. He s made fools of these evangelicals because they worship our sjit in chief.

  • Isaiah Gauthier
    Isaiah Gauthier 27 days ago

    Looks like not only is journalism dead but also comedy: proof- watch the NERD ...LOL🤣😂🤣

  • Pablo Ramirez de Arellano

    Colbert's such a douche, pelosi's hand gesturing is regretable

  • Rob Lav
    Rob Lav 27 days ago +1

    Steve, you've made a lot of money cracking on people with questionable morals. Your fearlessness and bravado are unmatched. What say you about the latest MLK reports? Do you have the balls to address the issue?