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People binge watch friends i binge watch Jon Richardson talking about having no friends
I lost a bet to a guy in a chiffon skirtBut I make these high heels work
I totally get the dishwasher, my husband hasn't got a piggin' clue.
I played this back, just so I know how load my Dishwasher..... then I realised I don’t have one.....
Jon Richardson talking about the proper way to load the dishwasher turns me on...
sitting on a chair wrong isn’t cool, it’s gay
TIL Baked Alaska, looks kinda gross.
are you really telling me that a guy obsessed with cleanliness doesn't tie off his garbage bags?
I want him as my husband 😍😍😍. Jon- we're made for each other. Gutted (and happy)u are married with a baby. They always pick on him😂😂😂😂.
anyone else turn their chair around?
10:56- *Lady tries to give an antidote about a shoe maker in a muffled mic*Jimmy: NO ONE CARES, WE'RE PERVING ON JON NOW.- *Jon walks around stage with hips strutting like he's the shit*- *Lady continues to try to tell her story, mic even more muffled than it was previously* *- audience awkwardly laughs at both jon walking around and this lady being completely ignored*- *lady insists on telling her muffled story, and is immediately cut off to show another scene of jon being sassy*Yep. That happened.
I don't think it's the accent that's the problem, it's more the fact that you're not funny.
Hahahahaha & satana.
The hold my gaze joke is pure gold!
Whats the name of the american guy with the mustach .. i want to look him up he looks funny
Wait putting big plates on the top what the hell? Different dishwashers in the uk cause they don’t fit jon
Is prick a much more insulting word in the uk or what?
Andy and see
For the US followers... The P word is Pricks
When he talks about not getting stuff as a child, that's not about getting old, that's about not working 5+ days a week on your feet, nothingness against him, I love him as much as the next guy, just saying I work with 65 year olds who climb ladders and walk at least 30,000 steps a day
I think the general idea behind the joke is that we all get older and it becomes harder to move, even if you constantly keep busy. The idea is the 65 year old probably doesn't move as fast or agile as he did when he was younger. The body naturally decays and erodes, no matter how fit of a shape you keep yourself in. A version of you when you were in your teens, regardless of personal fitness at the time, is more *versatile* than a version of you when you're 30 or 40 or 50.( Edit: to clarify, I dont mean they're more healthy when they're younger here, but moreso more... I suppose, malleable. )No matter what regimen you keep up with, your body is constantly in a state of withering as time goes on. *no amount of training will "undo" the versatility that, say, a 30 year old bone has compared to a 12 year old bone (from the same person).*That's the point he's making, in an attempt to relate to as wide an audience that relates back as possible. Since its ultimately a joke lol.
I wear 3 inch heels every day and im fine but Kim Jon Un breaks his ankles wearing 1inch boots, come on!
Yeah because they cant support his big fat arse whilst the rest of his country is half starved.
Please add the missing episodes on the All4 app . There are entire seasons missing. Thanks.
I just think these Brits are funny as hell!
When is the numbers round?
5:55 isn't that series 17?
why did they say t heir height in feet and not centimeters?
Whateverfits just usually say it in feet in britain i guess
That is not the start of a bald patch , that is Jon's crown. Jon was told this by his Hairdresser.
I always put the big plates on the bottom rack of the dishwasher. Bigger and heavier things at the bottom. And I'm autistic with OCD so to me that makes more sense. Sorry Jon.
1:43 Surely this clip is not from S18E09. Jon is sitting with Charlotte Ritchie and David O'Doherty. That episode was S18E06. In S18E09 Jon was with Kelly Hoppen and David O'Doherty.
Who looks better in heels? Jon Richardson or Noel Fielding?
Love Jon Richardson..hell I fancy him he so cute and handsome 😉
0:32 totally just missed the opportunity to stand up, freeze, and then just quietly say, ‘ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ?’ Then slowly sit down and look to the desk.
There's nothing wrong with a Lancashire accent.
Hands up who wants to wrestle with Mel C
I love Jon so much
Well shit, that's a fucking retarded word to censor. Cunts.
Ok but I really wanted to hear the story about the shoemaker
unpopular opinion but i feel like jimmy has reached a point where he would genuinely die for jon. like its well disguised in bullying but the love is there
watch the episode of HIGNFY with carr and ann Widdecombe, real easy to see the difference in his insults of love and insults of spite.
reminds me of david and lee with rob on WILTY
I think thats almost the point, probably minus "dying for him". You only really take the piss out of somebody you like, and of course Jon probably wouldnt come back if he thought he was being serious.Although there are exceptions, like Donald Trump. :P
yes totally agree
Yeh I agree. They seem like they're really good friends.
Jon is like the personification of a clammy handshake, just with slightly more emotional attachment issues and cleaning habits
really?? prick? (took a while to work out, seriously?)
i forget 8 out of 10 cats exist outside of countdown
Me too. They really don't seem as funny on this.
The baked alaska excuse was infuriating, can't believe paul isn't sticking up for Ian, straight up sabotage.
What a fucking p***k
...and out of them
Britain's current crop of extremely unfunny comedians.
Carrot In the Box. the best Jon moments in 8oo10cats
Why abbreviate "out of" but not "cats"?
Did I see Henry winkler?
+boliussa aaaaaaaaay he was init ya know
+boliussa the guy at 5:15 looks exactly like hime
no. nowhere. nobody looked anything like him
Just gonna say hasn't Mel C got FIT in her older years....
do they still make 8 out of 10 cats?
He is not 5'9
more like 5'7
Henry Winkler looked like he couldn't quite believe the words he was hearing.
who doesn't like massages
If you say so
+Nala well I dunno about that but your the one who struggles with the concept of jokes
I hope for your sake that you're extremely good looking.
+Nala seriously the point of the joke is its a setup and that's why it's also self deprecating see the response would be either to say something along the lines of well why not wait for her to notice and see if you can get happy ending. Then I respond with trouble with that is I've been going for months and she's never noticed. Or of course to to respond with the punchline themselves
A La Bin 😂😂
Jon is a national treasure!
Ye I would have to agree. Legend!
I just wish I could have legs like Jon... goddamn
Holy shit he looks hot in those heels
This week's Cats Does Countdown John has a 2 year old kid. This week's clip show John just got engaged.
It’s funny the things Jimmy says to Jon about marriage being unexpected but Jimmy’s missus really looks like a tranny, maybe that’s why Jimmy admits he’s “a little bit gay”.
that's funny, has jimmy admitted that re his wife?
The best contestants are the ones like jon that set Jimmy up for one liners.
+Johan VonStutenheint OOF
+Marc Laky its called an after thought mate. If you thought more you'd have them too. Cheers.
Commenting on your own comment. I suggest you get a dog, then you will have a friend.
Also since when is prick a swear word?!?
you normally ONLY put big plates in the bottom of a dishwasher.The top rack is reserved for mugs, cups and the occasional bowl!!
Stalwart Shinobi, his point was NOT that you put them in the top rack; his point was to wash them by hand rather than in the dishwasher, OR, that if you do put them on the bottom rack, that you angle them in such a way that it doesn’t halt the spinning arm from spinning. I don’t know what kind of dishwasher he has, but I don’t doubt him on his methods. Personally, it’s true that I’ve always put them on the bottom, but I am conscientious enough to put them furthest out from the middle so as not to block the sprayer from reaching any medium sized plates.
I don't understand how a big plate would even fit in the top rack
Stalwart Shinobi You also put bigger saucepans in the bottom of the dishwasher. You have a place for plates, the fork knife etc rack slso in the bottom and room for saucepans.
Isn't getting down on both knees just begging?
That's the joke. Kinnell. 🙄
+NonsensicalVids Same thing through - praying.
yeah, thats not entirely the joke. "getting on your knees" doesn't refer to begging.
I think it's called a blowjob ;)
is it me or does gabby logan just keep getting better and better looking
Jimmy the tax dodger carr
Fuck sake, I bet you've been waiting to use that line for years now, loser.
I love Mel C. Something about her. Definitely the best spice girl. Probably most intelligent as well.
And the best singer
wow I hate her.
She is the only one of them that seem like a normal human
4:22 "heard that before as well" that was gold lmao
Why the fuck did you censor that? And what did you censor? prick? punk?
These clips being uploaded are so OLD !!
You're the Ronnie O'Sullivan fan.
10:54 When you try to tell a story amongst your group of friends and they're having none of it
i love jon so much
Is it weird that I like Jon's accent? I'm Australian and his accent is one of the better pome accents to my ears. Mind you I couldn't for the life of me name the different british accents if you pressed me to. I know posh (poofter-y), cockney (dim-witted), standard (whatever Jimmy's is, which is the one you hear on Aussie telly the most) and Jon's/Lee Mack's (kinda mellow and relaxed).
+john bloggs not as inbred as no content account trolls who spruik shit like you.
Both Jon and Lee are from Lancashire, N.W.England.
Listen to 'combine harvester' by the wurzles and you'll get the south west English accent. It sounds fake but unfortunately it's not
Aussies sound inbred
Who is that at 5:40 Looks so familiar
Brilliant, thank you
Here comes the boom...
Henry Winkler aka The Fonz among other things
Henry Winkler, the Fonz
I've never seen the word 'prick' censored so it took me a second to work out what it was haha
+djhart25 woah! watch your language!!
It's practically clickbait to satisfy that need to figure out wtf that censored word even is. I almost thought there was a curse I've never heard of before lol.
I didn’t even realise until I saw this comment
RandomShinigami7 yh it’s just like calling someone an ache
I thought they meant peacock 🙈
Never trust a man in heels it wont end good
This adorable beta dwarf makes me hard.
We found the creep in the comments. You are weird bud.
That sentence went downhill so quick.
Keep these videos coming, Jon is hilarious! I would never have a dish washer because they're a waste of money. Why have a dish washer when every kitchen was a perfectly good working sink to do the dishes in?! 5 minutes in the sink and a dish washer takes over an hour
+Coolostomy Yes totally agree, I'm a simple, low maintenance person. I'd rather use the sink than a dish washer anytime. I also don't like treadmills because we may as well go running outside, there's a lot more room :)
I don't think it's worth it for dishes for one or two people. But growing up with five people in the house it would have taken more than five minutes to wash all the dishes. Plus if you get a good dishwasher and run it full it uses less water than handwashing.
If you really want some next level, min-max washing up strats, just wash up straight after you use something, most stuff only needs a wipe and a rinse. Probably takes the same amount of time as just loading a dishwasher.
Becasue u can put it on while u go shops ext... 2 birds with 1 stone time is money
"is there a possible round on small dicks?"
"i don't think it's the accent that's the problem, it's more the pitch and the tone"
David Smith my English is sorry bad
+1y2r1 You must be new round these here parts.
Thanks for sharing a quote with us from the same fucking video that we’ve all just fucking watched
Is that title meant to say paki
well, that was retarded
A- KHANATION it's meant to say prick.
How did I get here just when it was uploaded! 1st time ever!!!
John Richardson is a natural babe
+TovaShai Maybe it's like we, the reader of his name, is in "ownership" of the concept of never being alone.... It's our very own "never alone", right here in the TheXvid comment section :oAs long as we are looking at this trolly comment of his, we will never, truely, be alone. Yep. I cracked the code.
He's so dreamy
Your_Never_ Alone, I think you mean “You’re_Never_Alone.”
+Your_Never_ Alone why are you watching this video