Leave Me Alurn - SNL

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  • Published on Jan 20, 2019
  • Introducing the Leave Me Alurn, a little urn for women to take with them when they’re traveling solo to stop unwanted small talk.
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  • zberry582
    zberry582 15 hours ago

    The lower back spikes need to be available in retail stat!

  • Andrea Walters
    Andrea Walters 17 hours ago

    Also, I would LEGIT buy lower back spikes.

  • Andrea Walters
    Andrea Walters 17 hours ago

    this is one of the best things ever.

  • Joshua Simmons
    Joshua Simmons Day ago +1

    thought this was gonna be a tyler perry sketch

  • Esther Yogman
    Esther Yogman 2 days ago

    Ok I legit want this

  • Tere Bertucci
    Tere Bertucci 2 days ago

    oh god, I need this please!!

  • Candle light
    Candle light 2 days ago

    literally just asked 5 girls in the last hour .... none of them give a shit if you touch her lower back when walking around her.

  • Queen _Tina
    Queen _Tina 3 days ago

    Legit this is amazing 😂😂😂

  • Maverick Xander
    Maverick Xander 3 days ago

    Sad

  • Bonita Mojica
    Bonita Mojica 4 days ago

    For when men persistently try to mate with you and an unfriendly, apathetic disposition isn't enough..
    Ohh, the struggles of being female.

  • Cheshire Cat
    Cheshire Cat 4 days ago

    Low-key wish this existed

  • Kal Omar
    Kal Omar 4 days ago

    ‘You heardaof buddha?’ HAHAHAH DEAD

  • Remy Castle
    Remy Castle 5 days ago

    No one should ever talk to anyone in person ever. Especially if it's a woman. Women are tired of human interaction with the Y chromosome in person. Fill out a form, e-file, and if proper boxes are ticked, you can support her Twitch channel. Brought to you by Tinder: The only way to submit your worthiness for conversation with a woman requests! *Offer not valid to short or balding guys.

  • tangsang limbu
    tangsang limbu 6 days ago

    Am I the only one seeing human version of Anna?

  • Killer Geek
    Killer Geek 6 days ago

    i wish this was a actual thing now

  • SecretCheri
    SecretCheri 7 days ago

    GODDAMMIT THIS IS ACTUALLY SUCH A GOOD IDEA!!!

  • Andi Darkshade
    Andi Darkshade 7 days ago

    Tbh I'd buy it

  • Kimberly J
    Kimberly J 8 days ago

    probably wouldnt work theyd be like oh so sorry im here if you need someone to talk to lemme help

    • James Chris
      James Chris 7 days ago

      If the urn doesn't work, you're attitude will.

  • Dee Vee
    Dee Vee 8 days ago

    I’ll take the lower back spikes!

  • Xander
    Xander 8 days ago

    This is in my "Top 10" sketches

  • Hannah Lindsey
    Hannah Lindsey 8 days ago

    where to buy??

  • Damien L
    Damien L 10 days ago +1

    Does this work for guys 2
    Pls tell me
    Social anxiety sux

  • Squirtle225 Gaming
    Squirtle225 Gaming 10 days ago

    2:10 That's why I always put my arms up in the air like a spider monkey and say "Excuse me" as much as possible.

  • Professor Moola Gaming

    Maybe men just want to be friendly...

    • James Chris
      James Chris 7 days ago

      Women wouldn't understand the concept.

  • deadpool lol2
    deadpool lol2 14 days ago

    That sounds like something Cartman would come up with for himself

  • Candace 101 fan
    Candace 101 fan 14 days ago

    Holy shit I need this to make assholes stay away from me. Let me know when there is a leave me alurn avaible in stores.

  • Milkymoles.
    Milkymoles. 15 days ago

    Lower back spikes are a thing they should sell

  • Kate Smith
    Kate Smith 15 days ago

    I’d use that!

  • Nolan Martin
    Nolan Martin 17 days ago +1

    Are we gonna ignore the fact that Kate Mckinnon looks really hot here?

  • D F
    D F 17 days ago +2

    These women really urned my respect.

  • TalkingToMyself
    TalkingToMyself 17 days ago

    I actually need this honestly.

  • Rebekah Conley
    Rebekah Conley 18 days ago

    i want the lower back spikes. please make them real.

  • Ayesha Rizwan
    Ayesha Rizwan 18 days ago

    god she is soooo pretty

  • John Mast
    John Mast 19 days ago

    So true

  • chocolate chip
    chocolate chip 20 days ago

    Why does 'alurn' sound like 'alone' in an australian acent

  • Sean Scanlan
    Sean Scanlan 21 day ago

    WHY IS EVERYONE I MEET DADS DYING?

  • PAPER IS NICE
    PAPER IS NICE 21 day ago

    Leave me alurn, so clever

  • Maiyo Mikin
    Maiyo Mikin 22 days ago

    Where can I actually get one

  • bigboy8421
    bigboy8421 23 days ago +1

    From the makers of the "I've got a boyfriend" sweater

  • Dr Logiq
    Dr Logiq 23 days ago

    "Leave me Alrun. Not only do I have to scatter my grandfather's ashes, but on top of that, THEY TUURK ER JEEERBS! So screw you, I'm going hyome!"

  • Gwynne Long
    Gwynne Long 24 days ago

    I wish it was real I want one

  • Jessica Bauer
    Jessica Bauer 24 days ago

    Hysterical and brilliant.

  • Jessica Cleveland
    Jessica Cleveland 25 days ago

    Where can I order?

  • _andreamargarita
    _andreamargarita 25 days ago

    Why is this actually like a good ass idea 😂😂

  • Felix Vivaldi
    Felix Vivaldi 27 days ago

    I'm a guy and I really want this

  • Drackar
    Drackar 27 days ago

    ...so If I start making these as actual products will you sue me? Because, yes, comedy, but also genius.

  • madelyn moore
    madelyn moore 28 days ago

    Why is this a brilliant idea

  • lhj276
    lhj276 28 days ago

    There's also never a reason to kiss a woman you're an acquaintance with on the cheek. This has happened enough that the last time I yelled "do not kiss me on the cheek" so loud I think I may have cured him of the habit.

  • Kay X
    Kay X 28 days ago

    1:17 Pennywise smile

  • Lenice Wilkins
    Lenice Wilkins 28 days ago

    Stainless steel water bottle😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • ZimmB22
    ZimmB22 28 days ago

    Leave me alurrr-urn, stop small talk, dude just stop small talk, I ain’t tryna fuck


    (*leave me alone*)

  • debbxliu
    debbxliu 29 days ago +1

    Someone needs to turn this in a real product! Including the other uses - a phone charger and water bottle.

  • Anam Paiseanta
    Anam Paiseanta 29 days ago

    I am glad my dad talked to my mom.

  • Esmeralda Monroy
    Esmeralda Monroy Month ago +1

    Needed one of those this afternoon at my college library. "My dad wanted me to finish my education. I bring him for support during midterms."

  • Ian Miscenich
    Ian Miscenich Month ago +1

    It would be good for boys too

  • Holly Summers
    Holly Summers Month ago

    TAKE MY MONEY

  • Mariana Cruz
    Mariana Cruz Month ago

    haha this might actually work

  • Olivia Arnold
    Olivia Arnold Month ago

    I wish these were both real products

  • Kyle Noe
    Kyle Noe Month ago

    I thought this was gonna be an Australian accent but harsher.

  • clashkid83
    clashkid83 Month ago

    I just don't talk to women. Problem solved.

  • funkeediscotek
    funkeediscotek Month ago

    I dunno man, I think this is underestimating how persistent people can be, lol some people have no shame

  • Fã da TV
    Fã da TV Month ago

    Who wants a leave Me Alurn?

  • Hayden Michelussi
    Hayden Michelussi Month ago

    If I'm being totally honest, I'd probably still stick around to try and make them feel better. I'm a bit of an idiot that way.

  • Natalia
    Natalia Month ago

    Ok but... I NEED IT.

  • George LeBlanc
    George LeBlanc Month ago

    quite funny I never thought of any thing like will they make one for men if they wear a suit and go to divorced court !

  • steph marie
    steph marie Month ago

    2:00 😂😂😂

  • HistoricLife
    HistoricLife Month ago

    Lower back spikes, my fellow dudes, that is just creepy. Consent is the way in life.

  • darinmalone
    darinmalone Month ago

    Really this isn’t a bad idea

  • c l o a k e d
    c l o a k e d Month ago

    These men gonn lurn.

  • Skiddscrash
    Skiddscrash Month ago

    I thought this was going to be a Tyler Perry joke...

  • k k
    k k Month ago

    I'd buy that

  • Alexandria
    Alexandria Month ago

    i want lower back spikes

  • Justin Thyme
    Justin Thyme Month ago

    poor american women...as a man I would probably hate all women as well if they would constantly pay me attention...what a horrible and tragic ordeal (however as a gentleman I would propose at least one day a year where all men avoid looking at women - no eye contact no look on their clothing or body for 24 hours/I do that every day, but I am an exemption as I don't even talk to women cos I am tired of listening to shit like this video portraits - I am sure that there are sleazy men who do bother women 24/7 and hence everyone has a efdup life now..however that is the story with everything - because of the imbeciles amongst us, we lose freedoms)

  • bird
    bird Month ago

    lmfao lower back spikes

  • xx mercedes swiftie xx

    ok but did no at snl talk about how this sounds like madea speaking? "leave me alurn"

  • Elliott W
    Elliott W Month ago

    Whys it only the women that nobody wants to hit on, that get most offended by the idea haha?!

  • Bush did 9/11
    Bush did 9/11 Month ago +1

    Call Shark Tank

  • Chen Wang
    Chen Wang Month ago

    I love it that Rachael is on SNL now :)

  • Ksenia Psarev
    Ksenia Psarev Month ago

    Where can I buy this??

  • Table Top Never Stop

    That wouldn’t work

  • Olivia Eyes
    Olivia Eyes Month ago

    great now i need one

  • A Goth Named Wednessday

    Ok but like can this be an actual product?

  • Private Citizen
    Private Citizen Month ago +1

    Should have been opened with "Are you a frigid antisocial bitch who turns every human interaction into a microagression or rape survival story? Do you find the idea of communication outside of a small LED screen frightening? Then we have a product for you."

  • Osik H
    Osik H Month ago

    I NEED 5! WHERE CAN I GET IT?????

  • Lex Marchus
    Lex Marchus Month ago

    I laughed my ass off more and more after the conversation prophalactic

  • lord raythirs
    lord raythirs Month ago

    isn't a women in mourning the best time to take advantage of?

  • E Martinez
    E Martinez Month ago

    I need this in Chinatown.

  • Benjamin Enchilada
    Benjamin Enchilada Month ago

    "It's also a portable phone charger" lol

  • Nannette Ralphs
    Nannette Ralphs Month ago

    The lower back spikes tho would probs sell very well

  • LORD MAV B.M.P
    LORD MAV B.M.P Month ago

    If u too close and i gotta squeeze through man or woman you getting touched ⏸

  • Jordan Malbrew
    Jordan Malbrew Month ago +1

    Her AirPods were so far out😂

  • Brynn Gonzales
    Brynn Gonzales Month ago

    Wow, I need this.

  • day dream
    day dream Month ago

    Can I buy "leave me alurn?"

  • Marilyn J.
    Marilyn J. Month ago

    love the airpods

  • jasmine desire
    jasmine desire Month ago

    I would honestly buy these things. Haha

  • Robby Maddox
    Robby Maddox Month ago

    Pete wasn't even doing it right. Moving in that direction, it should have been his left hand that hit the spikes. lol

  • Jon Hohensee
    Jon Hohensee Month ago

    Yeah, I don't get it. It would be funny if it was something that would actually repel men in real life. But I don't see that an urn would.

  • Mike Martinez
    Mike Martinez Month ago

    That belt is really cute though...

  • Fox Smith
    Fox Smith Month ago

    Pulls out urn man gets closer

  • Ieva Radzvi
    Ieva Radzvi Month ago

    I know this was meant to be a joke, but I am considering using it