Compilation of Michael's Best Jokes About Swimming | Michael McIntyre

  • Published on Jul 2, 2019
  • Pee faces and pool entrance etiquette, here are the very best swimming-related jokes from Michael!
    #MichaelMcIntyre #Swimming #Compilation
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Comments • 136


    Just brilliant 👍🌺👍😂

  • Jemima Alice
    Jemima Alice 17 days ago +7

    to pee in the sea just swim and make it look casual haha

  • Waffle Productions
    Waffle Productions 23 days ago

    My dad would stand there hugging himself for warmth while I was getting hot in the deep end while he was in the shallow

  • katmarie💜
    katmarie💜 26 days ago +1

    Argentinian says hello! love this guy

  • Rachel Lambert
    Rachel Lambert 29 days ago +1

    i was explaining to my 9 year old brother that he didn't have to leave the sea for a wee, took a lot of explanation but he understood however he then pulled his shorts down so it didn't get pee on his swimtrunks 😂

  • slinkeepy
    slinkeepy Month ago +3

    Does this guy have any *unfunny* videos? How far in his life would we have to go for that? He's a genius

  • Alexandra
    Alexandra Month ago

    Well it seems us Hungarians have the same technique in getting in the water, haha

  • Isabelle Reali
    Isabelle Reali Month ago

    I am secretly a British person while swimming

  • Jack James
    Jack James Month ago

    3:27 literally everyone that goes in first! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

  • E K Daufin
    E K Daufin Month ago

    Bring back your children!

  • Kerrie Savage
    Kerrie Savage Month ago +4

    that he's saying is true 99% percent of people act that way when they get in a pool.

  • Xealz
    Xealz Month ago


  • Tia Masters
    Tia Masters Month ago

    Home of pee is why I don't swim in the sea or some swimming pools 🤢

  • ginger 123
    ginger 123 Month ago

    So, your pee dose not go straight from the toilet to the ocean. actually the sewer goes to a treatment plant, treated than goes to the ocean. I made another comment about this, people wanted to argue with me so I'm making it again. Here's my source shut up-

  • Katrin Arthur
    Katrin Arthur 2 months ago +1

    Once you‘re in urine

  • ridingwilding760
    ridingwilding760 2 months ago +19

    I cannot imagine what he would have been like as a child. The was he takes the most ordinary topics or experiences and turns them into hilarious insight we can relate to. I can just see him as a young student answering teachers with such off the wall insights and driving his teachers insane.

    • Leah 2604
      Leah 2604 20 days ago

      ridingwilding760 amazing sense of imagination, something kids lack these days with all the distractions of iPhones etc 👍🏻

  • avemaarja
    avemaarja 2 months ago +3

    Omg that ending 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Mollie Brown
    Mollie Brown 2 months ago +11

    I’m watching this wearing a face mask and it’s so hard not to move my face laughing😂

  • Anshuman Goswami
    Anshuman Goswami 2 months ago +1

    Do you P in the C?

  • Faheem Waqar
    Faheem Waqar 2 months ago +1

    We ls practical,not you

  • Jeanie Willard
    Jeanie Willard 2 months ago

    Ha ha Americans do they same!

  • Annika
    Annika 2 months ago +6

    The swear words isn't beeped out! Hurrah.

  • Louise Palmer
    Louise Palmer 2 months ago +2

    Just jump in. There's no compiling & you get use to it a lot quicker

  • Bernie Kennedy
    Bernie Kennedy 2 months ago +2

    This one makes me laugh sooo much♥️🙌🏻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • Kabek1000
    Kabek1000 2 months ago

    Annoying Things That Can Make Anyone Throw a Tantrum
    ...............THE MUSIC ON THIS VIDEO

  • Nell451 Wally
    Nell451 Wally 2 months ago


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    Ask to seduce Miss 2 months ago


  • Amanda Mills
    Amanda Mills 2 months ago +4

    He always reminds me of a very naughty school boy, and amazingly funny man

  • alt314
    alt314 2 months ago +3

    1:33 I almost choked on laughing.

  • Deep hug
    Deep hug 2 months ago +1

    if this is the very best . .

  • The Rub
    The Rub 2 months ago

    warm diarrhea

  • Rock girl
    Rock girl 2 months ago

    This vid so cool !?

  • JJ's Life
    JJ's Life 2 months ago +432

    Whenever Michael is on stage he walks around like he's trying to reach his 10,000 step quota on his fitbit!

    • William Huggler
      William Huggler Month ago +3

      JJ's Life it’s like a special thing for Michael to do. When other comedians impersonate him they always do that

  • Joanna
    Joanna 2 months ago

    It is just faucking rubbish

  • Need you now
    Need you now 2 months ago +4

    Guys Guys It's alright once you're in.

  • Poem_Kym
    Poem_Kym 2 months ago +13

    🤣 One of our top comedians.... surely??

  • Cassie
    Cassie 2 months ago +1

    He is soooo funny and it is all based on real life. Can't wait until he starts touring the US.

  • Truth Peace
    Truth Peace 2 months ago

    Why is this video suddenly trending?

  • AlltypesOfMelanin
    AlltypesOfMelanin 2 months ago +1

    lifted my whole moood

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  • Gnarly Haggis
    Gnarly Haggis 2 months ago

    His joke at 4:24 is the funniest!

  • Blue Cube
    Blue Cube 2 months ago

    Not even slightly funny. Time for him to piss off.

  • Ralph Williams
    Ralph Williams 2 months ago


  • Jan Wizzarak
    Jan Wizzarak 2 months ago +1

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  • john hurley
    john hurley 2 months ago

    He sucks

  • lunarcorpse
    lunarcorpse 2 months ago +2

    Is it just men that make a face when they pee? Cuz I have no trouble getting my pee out. It automatically comes out the moment I sit down. I don't have to force it. Maybe men have to force it out because they're standing while they're peeing.

    • Ploom
      Ploom 2 months ago +1

      @lunarcorpse hmmm, maybe it's just other people, or even just him lol

    • lunarcorpse
      lunarcorpse 2 months ago

      @Ploom I don't make a face at all except the face of "it's freezing" and "my boobs hurt because it's cold". I don't do it on purpose, it's just that the water is so cold that I can't keep it in. Does anyone else have that problem when you're really cold and your boobs hurt? Is it just me?

    • Ploom
      Ploom 2 months ago

      He means when you're doing it in the sea you supposedly make a certain expression on your face, I don't have experience of that since I don't pee in the sea but maybe it's true

  • nafeesa inaaya Iqbal
    nafeesa inaaya Iqbal 2 months ago


  • matzmx
    matzmx 2 months ago +9

    This guy needs bro be immortalised by a Pixar animation.

  • ixlnxs
    ixlnxs 2 months ago +14

    Michael's Swimwalk is the new Moonwalk.

  • Runner Five
    Runner Five 2 months ago +1

    if this is the very best . .

  • fallyhag
    fallyhag 2 months ago +21

    Are two clips really a ‘compilation’? Really?

    • Lucas Gawor
      Lucas Gawor 2 months ago

      @Hollster Xx though*

    • Lucas Gawor
      Lucas Gawor 2 months ago

      @Elijah Daniel yes, a compilation is simply multiple videos.

    • Hollster Xx
      Hollster Xx 2 months ago

      They’re long clips tho

    • Elijah Daniel
      Elijah Daniel 2 months ago

      @Lucas Gawor have you never watched a compilation of videos

    • Lucas Gawor
      Lucas Gawor 2 months ago

      How many were you expecting, 2 million?

  • Jem. grice
    Jem. grice 2 months ago +22

    Another British way of going into a pool is being chucked in by your sibling and having a full on war with them in the process. You then fall it and say

    “It’s Alright once your in”

  • diana amiri
    diana amiri 2 months ago +2

    he is the best

  • Afghan power
    Afghan power 2 months ago

    It is just faucking rubbish

  • Zootopia96
    Zootopia96 2 months ago +132

    Guys Guys

    It's alright once you're in.

  • daniel anderson234
    daniel anderson234 2 months ago

    its alright once your in, cuz that person literally pissed themself

  • Jan Marie Brunette-Hunyady

    He is soooo funny and it is all based on real life. Can't wait until he starts touring the US.

    • Leo Brown
      Leo Brown 2 months ago

      Jan Marie Brunette-Hunyady the only problem with that is it wouldn’t be as funny because his jokes are mainly pointed at British people but it would still be interesting if he did go to the US

  • Rachel Ring
    Rachel Ring 2 months ago


  • Lii Porta
    Lii Porta 2 months ago

    He is so so funny😂