Sad Cat Diary
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- Published on May 8, 2013
- The diary of sad cats everywhere :(
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So apparently dogs write like scientists while cats write like prisoners of war
Sounds about right.
…Yes
Both do. Listen ;)
Omg you are so write
There life is a miserable chain of events. only overshadowed by our miserable chain of idiocy. My cats use the dog door. They come inside to check on me, and sleep.
My absolute favorite part of this video is the fact that, it’s counterpart, Sad Dog Diary, refers to the people as “dearest human”, whereas this one refers to them as “the authorities”. It’s perfect. Very accurate.
@DerKaiser Apparently having something similar to say automatically means you're "copying" now, cool.
Oh you just copied What Fezzik1620 said but made it a bit longer.
Dr bright has a cat ever worn your jewl or whatever iy is that makes you immortal? What happened
@kerryedavis no
Dr Bright the 05 Counsel states that the use of Foundation Equipment for TheXvid is a gross misuse of valuable resources
However Cat videos must be watched in the name of science
Can we get some "Quarantined Cat Diaries"?!?!? I could really use a laugh at this point.
@David Poland 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@Prophet of Greyism LMFAOOOOOOO
Wasn't this video funny enough for you?
We can and have only it was called Pets During Quarantine and had more than just cats. Also Shrimp is apparently writing the great American detective noire novel and it sounds amazing
Dear Diary. I made a great effort today to catch a small mouse. It took an hour. I wanted to show the authorities my trophy and let them see I am willing to carry my own weight around here and provide food.
Alas, they took my hard-won trophy and placed it in the garbage. It’s just like the hairballs I give... they appreciate nothing I do
My spirit is breaking
😂😂😂😭😭😭
Id put a crying emoji but im not a 14 yr old girl who uses tik tok
As a owner of five cats, this is accurate.
As a butler to 9, with one having gone over the rainbow bridge, I concur.
I agree. I own two cats
*an
@aniq khairul my girl kitty has cat anxiety and we have a dog that likes to bite cats soooo that's a big problem, the other cat is really fat and demands all the food, he likes to knock things over and we have a dog so I had to say bye to my necklace! (Sorry I'm still mad about that) PLUS we have 2 praying mantises and the cats think meh mantises are food so when we take them out it's like a race to see who can eat then first. But you probably have it worse soooo I'm gonna stop
They and do
"I will stand guard and sing the song of my people...""
Yep, that's my Bolt. 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Happiest
@nostalkingzone let's go, stay strong brothers. We shall stay strong on this last mile, rise you're tail and show them you're ass. We shall not be silenced on route to the final destination, I'll stay on the look for you
“Half of love is just ... lo. And that is how I’m feeling.”
Dangggg nice 👍
..."My spirit is breaking."
When ur up to that part in the vid but reading comments 🤣
Poetic gold
I've watched this so many times and never noticed that, tyvm
@LEAVE ME ALONE half of love means the lo without the ve,
My cat was put down today. This offered me some humor when I needed it most. Thank you.
I'm so sorry for your loss. 😥
I would suggest trying "Cat Lullabye" by Dr. Moolton; but it's kind of sad. My condolences to you.
F for you cat F
Every time something inconvenient happens to me my automatic response is “Like Sisyphus I am bound to Hell”
I said this tonight about how much I don’t like taking out the trash lmfao had to look up where it was from thinking it must be a famous line in a movie. Nope, sad cat diary.
We must imagine Sisyphus happy.
Same 😂
Sisyphean is my favorite word
Uploading a video when?
His voice is the voice cats actually have inside their head. It has to be.
it's canon now, all cats, girl or boy, have this voice in their head
Except when they are queens
@Live Life "kitten cats" ....interesting.
@J M actually they do have thumbs they just don't bend or move, they can only retract claws
Dear Diary,
The continuing antics of the authorities continue to vex me. I have made repeated attempts to establish proper sleeping positions on the bed but, in a show of sheer arrogance and spite, they have continually ousted me from my proper place at the center and insisted I rest at the foot of it, after they tuck in. The nerve. Out of desperation I enacted a last-ditch effort to plead my case by sitting on the authorities' faces last night. They threw me out of the room. I am now forced to sleep on the couch like a common beggar. My spirit is breaking.
😂😂😂
Perfect LOL
Pure gold
🤣
Only a certified cat person can write this.
That's one of the best cat vids I've ever seen. It's just perfect. The language, syntax, everything. Sounds just like a cat would to me. Awesome job! This deserves a million likes!!
And the facial Expressions match perfectly...this was just brilliant
I want "I am convinced they are madmen, devoid of reason" as a ringtone.
That would be awesome!
I have "Death and Despair" from South Park as my ringtone....
My mother showed me this year's ago and we could never find it again. Can't wait to show her.
how did she like it again?! :)
Nice
You should see his new one: Cats in Therapy. 🤣
One of my favorite parts is that sad cat refers to "the authorities" whereas sad dog refers to "dearest human".
@huckfead Nope. Not that I recall; as you say, it's been 4 years. I think it's just a case of 2 different people noticed the same thing.
It’s taken 4 years but I’m here to point out that you stole this comment from a person on the sad dog diaries
That was my favorite too!
And the sisyphus refrence
I’m sayin
Dear Diary,
For weeks there have been whispers of a “diet,” and today it finally happened. I was given half-rations and I no longer have the energy to move more than 2 feet from my bowl. The road to perdition is much shorter than I thought.
...This wasn't enough I might die soon, so I have to go to this so call "Trashcan" because the authorities often threw food in there.
Dear diary, I have decided to place a request for Them to make sequels to the sad pet diary videos. It has been over 7 years and I do believe it's past the time to continue this obviously unfinished saga... Now I can only hope that my plead does not fall on deaf ears or hateful souls... Here goes nothing... may fate smile upon us...
"There is no logic in this place" same, sad cat, same
@MLBlue30 most Conservatives live is a fragile bubble of lies that 5 minutes on the web would show them is nothing but lies. The same is not true of anyone else, don't pretend otherwise to make yourself feel better about falsely being "above" politics.
@J Sav I mean literally everything you posted in this thread is not just a lie, but an easily disproven one. Stop listening to liars like Tucker Carlson and Sean Hannity, they are not your friends.
@antipsychotic True, but who gets to decide who is smart or stupid? Everyone has their own precious opinion.
My cat sings The Song of His People all day and night 😭
Dear Diary,
For the past two months I have refused to eat nothing but turkey and giblets wet food, to the point where the authorities have stockpiled an enormous amount of it in the locked food room. Now, as per etiquette, I have decided I will not to eat the turkey and insist that I will eat only beef. Yet the authorities continue to supply me with the vile turkey mess. Apparently my culture means nothing to them, and so I'm afraid I shall never eat again.
This was one of my stepmother’s favorite videos, she would always play this on the way to school, she passed away on Tuesday at the age of 36. R.I.P
R.I.P🌹
36? So young..
My condolences
🙏🏻
Dear Diary: The Old Lady that loves me and calls me "Tweetums," (ugh) does not like for me to give her massages, but I cannot stop, since it is my way of showing my appreciation for the things she does for me. She complains that the needles in my paws hurt, but she has got to accept that sometimes LOVE hurts.
"This is the 900th day my nose has been unintentionally wetted"
This is the kind of comedy I want.
"I would like to receive two rubs exactly. A third one and I will bite the shit out of them as protocol."😂
😂😂😂
Truer words have never been spoken on this earth.
Its instinkt to protect the belly
Blah ha ha ha ha. Oh My GAWD. I forgot how funny this is.
@UrLeingod play bite
“Like Sisyphus, I am bound to hell,” I SCREAMED 😂😂😂
@No Record actually, if someone quote that line is because they know about it... Quite simple.
@No Record the Greeks punished Sisyphus by having him push a Boulder up a hill only to roll back down. Don’t assume people are dumb.
I did too, fkn tears flew!
"The authorities have closed the door... I can only assume that they have forgotten about me and left me here to die..."
So dramatic... and so accurate. 🤣
"Dear diary - I attempted to smother one of my captors by draping my body around his neck while he was sleeping, but he just praised me for being "cuddly". I will try again when he falls asleep after a heavy meal."
2019 and this is still one of my absolute favorite videos.
I almost feel bad.
Almost.
Me too, I hope the authority answer their questions
@John Smith be a multi million dollar like manga entertainment
Really.. about what
Manga Entertainment I
Manga Entertainment q
I found this like 7 or 8 yrs ago. I still come back to watch it too many times in of row.. This video will live rent free in my head till I die. 😂😂😂
Love the part where he is saying “the squirrel is back again, it mocks me”. 😂
We REALLY need more of these! PLEASE make more. They are so hilariously true and that voice just emphasizes how ridiculous cats can be 😂 Well there’s a dog one too. It’s just as hilarious lol
This was absolutely hilarious! Thank you so much for the laughter, when I needed it the most! Please make more similar to this! The voice is perfect!! Have a great day!
Dear Diary, I have been standing outside the authorities bedroom door for nearly 3 hours now, pawing ever so greatly and meowing quite loudly. The only result thus far is several loud screams, though I can not understand this primitive language, I can only assume it is cheering me on. I will continue to paw at the door.
Dear diary , my owners have left me outside for 5 minutes now I scratch and sing but they're not replying all I hear is very intense screams and shaking of the bed they must be cheering me on
@Rene Thurston And that's the REAL reason cat ladies don't have children.
SO MUCH YES! Nothing sexier than having a foil ball fly under the door and then constant meowing for someone to hit it back. Then when you open the door, the two cats want to come in and investigate what could have POSSIBLY been going on.
lol so true.
These are better than the ASPCA commercials at making me want to adopt a cat.
😂 Damn you're right, now that I think of it.
“Half of love is just lo, and that’s just how I feel” OH GOLLY, I FELT THAT.
"Sing the song of my people" took me out LOL
And the part about waiting for the laptop to be in use to sit on the keyboard loll
These are all injustices that NEED to be addressed!
Thank you zefrank for sharing these atrocities against the felines to the public
"Dear Diary, the squirrel was back again today. it mocks me."
I love this whole video, but that part got me laughing good.
"My food bowl is now only half-full, I am convinced that I will soon starve"
"I will stand at my post, and sing the song of my people"
YEP, that's my cat alright. LOL
Almost a decade later…and this still makes me laugh til I cry. 🤣❤️
“Like Sisyphus I am bound to hell.” I laughed like only someone who studied the classics for four year in HS could upon hearing that.
I haven't studied the classics for four years, but as a postal worker, I too, laughed.
It was bittersweet. A balm to the raw edge of my jagged spirit.
Yeah, taking classes like that can be like pushing a boulder uphill. Someone should write about a guy doing that, it'll be a great metaphor for life.
Eight years later, thins still makes me laugh until I cry!
This never gets old.
@Terri TarHeel LOL, I actually recently rewatched it, lol. Good timing.
NEVER!
This is quite possibly one of the funniest things I've seen on youtube to date. Bravo sir.
The one and only time I closed the bedroom door my newly adopted tortoiseshell decided to climb up onto the stove somehow turn the knobs and tried to burn the building down!
I love her dearly she's my little skinny mini Butterbean but I continue to live in fear... 😰
I know just how you feel. Reminds me of the time (almost twenty years ago now) our (then) two tiny kittens were being kept in our upstairs bathroom while we were away on a business trip (we had an elderly cat; and the kittens hadn't been with us long enough to know how she might get along with them with no one at home). My sister was dropping in to feed and care for them. However, the little youngest girl kitten (we presume it was) decided she was going to get out of that room by hook or by crook! Apparently, she must've jumped up the inside of the standing shower stall, caught the faucet handles and accidentally turned the water on... because after we'd arrived at our destination, we'd received an email from my sister entitled, "MONSTER KITTIES!!" Yep--the water had flowed out of the shower stall, onto the bathroom floor and partly out into the hallway, ack. Good thing my sis (and bro-in-law) stopped by to check on them when they did! She was pretty much a mischief-maker all her life, until she passed about three years ago this summer. I really miss all of them.
@- 😆👍
Arcadia Occult Curio Shop Autumn Storm Hp hahaha! Mine like to stare me down too as if they are in the act of plotting 😂
@- You know! I told my family if they find me chopped up in the freezer don't believe the su*cide note it was Rose!
She's reminds me of a capuchin monkey she's always got a scheme cooking in her head.
Years ago we had a stray kitten we named gypsy it was a very appropriate name one time we move the couch there's a pile of silver and gold jewelry we had "lost" the cat had a stash!?!
Arcadia Occult Curio Shop Autumn Storm Hp stealthy assassins 🤣
No matter how many times I watch this it is still funny.
It always brings a smile to my face as well.
Same here 🐈🐈⬛
@Sim Evans Probably why it has over 30 million views.
Yes. And no matter over how many years
You think this is funny? YOU MONSTER!
“Half of love is just lo, & that’s how I feel.”
And here I am, watching again & laughing so hard, my guts hurt.
Oh my God inside or outside inside or outside... That is so true- that is exactly how they act! LOL
He should've repeated it at least once more, and then faded out... that would've been PERFECT!! :D
OMG...my husband and I were laughing so hard...I was going to throw up and passed out, I told him to STOP, he paused it so we could recover...it must have been what wearing the tickle belt was like for Man Ray.😏😂😂😂
"My spirit is breaking" XD Omg, this is so brilliant.
My teacher sent this to me bc I'm feeling extremely low. This is just awesome.
I wish I read their diary sooner... 😔
The struggle is real
They just have it so terrible...a moment of silence please......
I sure needed a laugh!!!This was awesome!!!❤🧡💛💚💙💜
I can totally relate with the cats going over on the keyboard whenever I’m using them 😂
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
You don't train a cat; The cat trains you.
It really depends. My grandfather was the god for his cats. And grandma was a staff. So behaviour of my grandpa is my paramount of how to co-live with cats
Depends on if the humans are doing what the cat wants.
@cluhrinse ...I stand corrected...I said "hoomane slaves".
tamsinthai lol yep
Having had two cats for 17 years, I can totally relate to this poor kitty's dilemma. Its even more hilarious with two working in tandem. They provided so much love and hilarity to my life that when they passed, I was really sad. I miss them still, but now have a cute little 15 lb dog who is fast filling that void. Its awesome how pets can provide so much comfort, love and affection in one's life.
The garden door part with the "to go outside, inside, outside or inside" is PERFECT! 😂🤣
I found this so much funnier than I ever imagined I would
This reminds me of 'Henri', the long-haired Tuxedo cat who lamented his life condition a few years ago..."I am surrounded by morons"...
As one who lives to serve I find these diary entries very accurate....especially the food bowl only half full and the panic of starving to death. I get reminded of this every day.
Need a Covid 19 version of both cat and dog videos. Somehow, the cats will be sadder and dogs will be happier.
This was hilarious!!! Thanks so much for the laughs! We have a kitty and can only imagine her thoughts about what goes on here with the "authorities"! :)
Tbh, zefrank is the best thing to come out of buzzfeed, like how did such a god amongst humans come out of such a cesspool
Oh, the tribulations, the indignities, the utter injustice of it all! And to add insult to injury, I'm burdened with nine such lives...
Lol should be a classic lol ty
Dear diary,
The red dot has appeared again. It moves faster than I can imagine and seems to move unheeded across all surfaces.
Despite the last 54 attempts, I will once again ruthlessly chase after it.
It does not seem to be able to be caught, and disappears at will.
Wish me luck.
@when you take the time to scroll through the comments, read them, and then comment what you did. Lol thanks when
My cat just stalks it
This is not in the video lol
Luck is wished
I’m so glad you got put in my recommendations. I’ve been binge watching and have to stop ✋ now as my sides are hurting from so much laughing. I have subscribed and look forward to notifications of new ones.
I laughed so hard I cried.. This was fantastic! I'm SO happy I stumbled upon ur channel a few months ago.. They're all great, but this is GOLD!
"Exactly 2 belly rubs. 3 and I will bite the shit out of their hand, as per protocol."
My cats diary: “Dear Diary, I crapped in the food bowl, the human has refused to put food in it so I killed a beautiful bird and ripped its freaking butt out to present as tribute for food. It didn’t work. So I attempted to climb a tree, I failed, not at climbing the tree, but getting down. I screamed for at least 3 minutes. My human has come to get me, so I bit the shit out of him and smacked him for attempting to save me.”
So Hilarious! Can't stop laughing! This sounds exactly like my cat -- even the squirrel thing.
I am hopelessly in love ....not to mention being warmly validated by the sweetnes described here
about our wonderful pets esp.our Cats.
Dear Diary, I will continue to nibble on my servants (the human) arm and stare unflinchingly at her until she gets up and feeds me, just so I can take two bites and walk away as a reminder to her who is really in charge here 😆😆😆.
I loved this!
Those are exactly my cats’ thoughts at 3am after I’ve locked them out of the bedroom.
I laughed so hard I cried when I first saw it seven years ago and I still did when I saw it today! He's obviously a cat owner because this perfectly describes the way cats behave! 😹🤣😂
I laughed so hard at these especially the bite the shit out of you one! You have to resurrect this and do more!
Need more of this... this is so awesome.
Any day I am low and feeling, I am losing the day to just life, I watch this and always feel better. Thank you!
Dear diary: I eat my food so fast that I forget I ate. I must immediately try to eat my brothers food so I don't starve to death.
Dear diary: the authorities have provided me with a bowl full of inedible substance, as if it is valid food. It would have been valid food, but I have grown tired of it after 5 minutes and after eating 5 percent of it. I shouldn't have to eat food that has been drying out for 5 minutes or more, just because I spent the first 5 minutes complaining about it when it was first opened. The authorities are cruel and abusive monsters.
@سيسم العبيدي انا عربية (✧◡✧)
Garfield
...and then puke up both portions on the expensive, hard to clean antique rug...
We have a double dish for our two cats. Cat2 always puts his paw in Cat1's dish while he eats for dominance. XD
This is genius. I listen every year just because it is perfect.
I remember seeing this 8 years ago... time sure goes flying
As a cat owner I confirm that this video is just hilarious and sadly also true😁
Fall 2019: *May we suggest, to you, this video*
Me: Joke is in you, algorithm. This one has been saved in my favorites, since 2013.
This is golden
Never watched it, the algo got it right this time.
Clearly, the algorithm serves the authorities. There is no logic.
"I would like to receive two rubs exactly. A third one and I will bite the shit out of them as per protocol" Lol'd so hard 😂 😂 😂 😂
This is true, my friends cat did this every time. 😂
And it's so true! (or at least, most of the time), lol.
Elias Guerra That one made me burst out with laughter. 😂😂
The "two rubs exactly" one really got me laughing.
We need more of these, please.
I love this! I watch this over and over and never get bored!
Oh my GOD...I am practically peeing my pants, watching this. It's like a conglomerate of all the Cats I have spent quality time with - but that voice...absolutely PERFECT for what goes on inside a Cats head. I nominate Janeane Garofolo for the Girl Cat voice. Perfect !
My bowl is now half way full, soon I will starve to death.
You’ve met my cat!
My butt hole cat every damn time lol
@Alecia Star that's good to know. I will keep that in mind next time I get a kitty. 🐈
Why are you hot for no reason?
Shit, my cats don't eat their food unless is fresh out of the bag and the two of them have to watch me filling their bowls. Otherwise, they skip their meal and then pester me to fill the bowl again.
Wow! That hurt trying not to laugh with my son asleep in the next room.
Great video!
Excelent storytelling, and also funny as hell!
Having been the owner of numerous cats over the years, 22 at present, this is entirely accurate for the vast majority of cats I have known. The human making this video has 'em figured out for sure. HILARIOUS because it is so true!
OMG...what a wonderful way to start my Monday morning. Laughter is good for the soul. Thank you🤣🤣🤣
I am so happy that this was posted on my birthday. It’s a blessing and I have watched it so many times
As an owner of two cats, this was waaaaaay too accurate
This is some of the funniest stuff I've seen lately! And, man! Did I ever need a good laugh! Thank you.
And still, the greatest video ever!!!
Causes me physical pain, and I love it 😹
I have7 cats and watch this every night so I go to sleep giggling. The narrator’s voice and inflections are absolutely perfect!
Love your voice with this as well as the True Facts. It just adds so much to the videos.
This never gets old 😂
This video, though it stresses that the cat feels it's being ignored, always makes me laugh. I have had about 13 cats in my life and I am always amazed at the differences between their being ignored and my wishing to be alone for a bit. Why can my cats be alone but I can't?