Everything Wrong With Cast Away In 14 Minutes Or Less

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  • Elizabeth Mccandless
    Elizabeth Mccandless 2 hours ago

    I've seen toy story since I was a kid and never pee!

  • Yung Hov
    Yung Hov 20 hours ago

    Plot twist a porch pirate steals the package

  • Looks Asian
    Looks Asian Day ago

    Sponsored by FedEx

  • adrian brown
    adrian brown 2 days ago

    He would not spend 4 years alone on the island. No matter where the island is it belongs to some nation or another. They would send patrol boats every year to re-enforce sovereignty and prevent squatters

  • Juuso Lindberg
    Juuso Lindberg 2 days ago

    According to Wikipedia "The idea of a story based on a FedEx plane crashing gave the company "a heart attack at first," but the overall story was seen as positive. FedEx, which paid no money for product placement in the film, saw an increase in brand awareness in Asia and Europe following the film's release." That plus this film is awesome so fuck you CinemaSins

  • Ryback Unheardof
    Ryback Unheardof 2 days ago

    Uh nothing?

  • r1gtr 46
    r1gtr 46 2 days ago

    Please do everything wrong with captain Philips

  • brandon Debusk
    brandon Debusk 2 days ago

    1 like= 1 Tom Hanks screaming wilson

  • Jacey King
    Jacey King 3 days ago

    I'm waiting for "Everything Wrong with Galaxy Quest" because it seems like I've heard you reference it a bunch of times.

  • rock climbing33
    rock climbing33 3 days ago

    This movie had its up points and then it had the what the hell were they thinking points. Good CinemaSins

  • cris pandacornia
    cris pandacornia 3 days ago

    El naufrago xd

  • Erick O'Donnell
    Erick O'Donnell 3 days ago

    12:54. What? The car belongs to Chuck. Why does her current husband need to be "consulted" on whether a man should be able to retrieve HIS property?

  • Austin Woods
    Austin Woods 5 days ago

    My favorite in a long time! Love when you do movies that are good. Great stuff. This channel is as fresh as ever. #BestofTheXvid

  • Lexybugs
    Lexybugs 6 days ago

    Says under 14 minutes, is over 15.

  • Get Shwifty
    Get Shwifty 7 days ago +1

    Um...While I know he has the pee fetish, I'm pretty sure Woody didn't pee in Toy Story lol

  • Sovereign Snorlax
    Sovereign Snorlax 7 days ago

    Don't understand why you don't/won't censor GD. You censor every other "bad" word besides the one you really shouldn't say.

  • Kalia Johnson
    Kalia Johnson 9 days ago

    When does Tom Hanks pee in toy story? He’s a toy

  • Klaus 74
    Klaus 74 9 days ago

    Loved the scene when she fainted, but do we know who it was that phoned her? I thought it was a female voice.

  • Luke Pulfer
    Luke Pulfer 9 days ago

    I like this channel but I like this movie more. Sorry i disliked this video.

  • Mo
    Mo 9 days ago

    You have to win Forrest Gump!

  • PANAGIOTIS G.
    PANAGIOTIS G. 10 days ago

    Everything Good , Really Good !!!

  • Jessi tyson
    Jessi tyson 10 days ago

    Please do Shawshank Redemption.

  • Mark Andrews
    Mark Andrews 10 days ago

    I thought about the car at the end also. She just gives him the car, and then would have to buy another car the next day. And wouldn't he have kept that watch she gave him at the beginning of the movie, it meant more at this point than her Grandfather having it on the railroad.

  • Frozenbabypanda
    Frozenbabypanda 10 days ago

    A plane crash in the ocean, a flimsy rubber raft, sharp coral reef, big waves & an ocean voyage on a dodgy raft.
    Surely this movie needed a shark?

  • u n k n o w n
    u n k n o w n 10 days ago

    I _hate_ you. Yeah, you're gonna ignore or report me. But I still _hate_ you



    *I'm gonna get sooo much hate on this comment*

    • Connor The androids sent by cyberlife
      Connor The androids sent by cyberlife 7 days ago

      u n k n o w n it's funny how you comment this to get hate for the lols and no one responds except me. also only you liked ur own comment

  • Satman _1
    Satman _1 10 days ago

    I forgot this was castaway until it finally cut back to Tom Hanks.

  • rohit george
    rohit george 10 days ago +1

    1000 sins for cinemasins for saying "run Tommy " instead of "run forest run " at 2:52.
    Golden opportunity wasted.

  • TheGamingNova
    TheGamingNova 10 days ago +1

    Also if you're reading this message HAHA You in the deserted part of the comment section f*ck you I could give you instructions of how to build a fire but I would rather tell you about how much I love the girlfriend I left behind

  • Dat guy Harley
    Dat guy Harley 10 days ago

    Movie that can cause crying over a lost volleyball. I love it

  • PianoKwanMan
    PianoKwanMan 10 days ago

    11:26 Says "On his first day", but we've addressed the fact that this is four weeks later

  • As told By me!
    As told By me! 11 days ago

    So you should've added a sin... Having seafood at a party for a man who has eaten nothing but seafood for the last four years! Really!

  • Marlinspike
    Marlinspike 11 days ago

    Package should have had a lighter in it. Lol 50 sins removed

  • apache CARTER
    apache CARTER 11 days ago

    mIm 2 math lol

  • Hobo Status08
    Hobo Status08 12 days ago

    love your videos. one theory about the package with the wings was there was a satellite phone inside

  • Bears Redzone
    Bears Redzone 12 days ago

    There is nothing wrong with castaway.

  • Odysseus Rex
    Odysseus Rex 13 days ago

    A few years ago, a Central American fisherman had his engine break down and his radio fail. He drifted across the Pacific Ocean for 18 months, surviving on fish, turtles, and birds that he caught, before finally washing up on an island that, luckily was inhabited. At one point, he crossed paths with a cargo ship. He waved madly. The crew saw him, and just waved back and the ship sailed on. He was not happy about that.

  • Abomb Alexander 1
    Abomb Alexander 1 13 days ago

    I triple dog dare you to Forrest Gump

  • RonnyDonny13
    RonnyDonny13 14 days ago

    UPS isn't worldwide

  • delfin7461
    delfin7461 14 days ago

    this is great as I hated this film

  • Taylor Uhlman
    Taylor Uhlman 14 days ago

    No but the whole ‘no one pees in movies’ is a major thing for me. Like no one in any books or movies ever has to worry about peeing or pooping or changing a pad. Like yes cool you went to the underworld and killed your evil brother but you were there for 7 months HOW DID YOU NOT HAVE A PERIOD

  • 420xDankLord xDDD
    420xDankLord xDDD 15 days ago

    Ik im late with this comment but i just realized the pulp fiction reference at the end 😂

  • Janice Norman
    Janice Norman 15 days ago

    I love this movie, all of your points were spot on, but will still love it. 🤙

  • Sin Unknown
    Sin Unknown 15 days ago

    My pain is sharp and constant... My reflection is no connection to myself... I do not wish for a better world for anyone... I want to inflict my pain on to others... This realization has not brought me any closer to understanding myself... As I drink the devil's piss I can hear him laughing as he spreads his wings...

  • Andrew Bresnan
    Andrew Bresnan 16 days ago +1

    My biggest problem with this movie is how it dawdled to much on the resolution. After he gets brought back to civilization, the final shot should be of Tom Hanks knocking on his ex's and she opens the door to find him standing there.

    • Mark Andrews
      Mark Andrews 10 days ago

      She would have fainted like she did on the phone.

  • Rick Papineau
    Rick Papineau 17 days ago

    10 sins to @CinemaSins for using "at this hour" and "right now" (regarding the Memphis cab driver) in the same sentence.

  • Landon Comella
    Landon Comella 18 days ago

    Did you say a touchdown was 1 point smh

  • theoneandonlycaptaincanada

    the director put a solar-powered satellite cellphone in the package that he delivers at the end as an easter egg.

  • fuliang bian
    fuliang bian 19 days ago

    this is 15 mins not 14 or less. lol .-.

  • Myrmid0n
    Myrmid0n 19 days ago

    10:02 zhis really reminds me of that one scene in the walking dead

  • carroll cottle
    carroll cottle 21 day ago

    it dont tell when he cut his hair

  • dambigfoot
    dambigfoot 22 days ago

    She didn't stay Loyal, Wilson would have.... R.I.P Wilson 😢

  • Kenny Labiche
    Kenny Labiche 23 days ago

    Why don't you dick heard make a moviegoer self .before you talk shirt..

  • Kenny Labiche
    Kenny Labiche 23 days ago

    Why do you asshole.alwasy wrong talk a good movie. We know these things..but we like a good movie better than fuck games of trones or marvel dude stop making ass video fuck you man

  • ProudestSheep
    ProudestSheep 23 days ago

    Everything wrong with FedE.... Cast Away...

  • Tasha Jacobs
    Tasha Jacobs 24 days ago

    you forgot the fact that people thought it was acceptable to give him SEAFOOD at his coming back party. sick joke!

  • User name
    User name 25 days ago

    I've gotta point out, i just watched this the other day and he actually does say "thats it, i checked over the whole island and thats all thats left" around the 1:26:55 mark.. 🙅🏽‍♀️

  • Johnny Dollar7
    Johnny Dollar7 25 days ago

    Yea...I hated the ending of this movie. Good flick but that ending sucked

  • MavisRead
    MavisRead 25 days ago

    I'm not sure about surviving alone without supplies like it's done in this movie, but I think I'd try to make a home within the cave entrance at least. Cause it's a seemingly good shelter from the weather that can slow me down and make me weak by making me feel ill. And honestly I never watched this movie, I just enjoy CinemaSins making fun of movies :D So I don't know if the main character uses the cave for shelter even for a short time until he can build a house out of trees which I'm guessing he eventually does since he's on this island for several years.

  • kipperfeast
    kipperfeast 25 days ago

    You are a lame-ass choad. You sound and seem like you live north of I-90. That figures...
    I'd agree with only just over a dozen of your so called "sins" for this excellent film. I agree with your own words. You're "sorry as fuck".

  • junglehunter677
    junglehunter677 26 days ago

    Eventually a producer came along with a zippo and lit that shit. Every survival show ever on tv.

  • tjonp
    tjonp 27 days ago

    I live in Memphis. The behavior of the douchbag taxi driver is totally believable.

  • MemeScrubLord96
    MemeScrubLord96 27 days ago

    Thank you for the predator reference at the end

  • MrSmapdi
    MrSmapdi 27 days ago

    CinemaSins become unfunny when you nitpick everything. Can't sit through a 20 minute lead in to establish an emotional connection to the main character? Can't fathom that there would be additional dangers by plane wreckage beyond just the initial crash? ugh. Used to be a pretty good channel.

  • Eric Hauser Sr.
    Eric Hauser Sr. 27 days ago

    how about the fact he has a flashlight...
    it runs out of battery power...
    so how about the fact you can use the lense as a magnifying glass and start a fire...
    easier than busting you ass and your hands to start fire with friction...
    DUH...

  • Todd Hodges
    Todd Hodges 27 days ago

    The woman at the end of this video is Lari White and she had not long died when you made this video

  • Soil Bound
    Soil Bound 27 days ago

    10:40
    Fucking FedEx product placement in the back
    *ding*

  • Marc Colten
    Marc Colten 28 days ago

    I did a mental calculation on this movie. He was gone four years and so much happened in that time. She had a months old baby so take a year off for attempts, pregnancy and post birth. So three years. They didn't declare them dead on day one, so searching and more searching and so much hope. That's another year. So two years. Then private mourning with her family and friends urging her to move on. Now there's one year to reach out, meet people, date a few losers and meet Mr Big, immediately marry him and decide to have a baby. She recovered pretty quickly.
    Worse yet, she offers to run away with Hanks but is rejected and returns to her husband and baby. All I could think was man are they gonna pay for this.
    Finally, I hated what Hollywood calls a happy ending. Hanks will track down that woman and live happily ever after. And all it took was a plane crash, the deaths of all the other men, devastating their families, and the screwed up life of his ex and her family. But at least Hanks is happy.

  • LavaDragon3
    LavaDragon3 28 days ago

    WILSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Rose
    Rose 28 days ago

    I can't help but feeling a bit offended when some of my favorite movies get sinned.... I know I shouldn't, but damn it, I still do!
    *ding*

  • theluva313
    theluva313 29 days ago

    The predator at the end hilarious

  • Alamo James
    Alamo James 29 days ago

    Thank God for Cinema Sins! This’ll teach us to take any movie too seriously.

  • Larry Hulse
    Larry Hulse Month ago

    Dumbest Fucking comment I ever read. This video needs to go away and the the person comentating needs to drown. Thanks for listening. US Marine Sgt Hulse.

  • Steve Hardy
    Steve Hardy Month ago

    Let's not forget that his proposal was a shock and for as long as they had been together she wasn't sure she could commit herself. Then in less than 4 years she's married and has a child.

  • AJ Aneres
    AJ Aneres Month ago

    8:39 Didn't Chuck in the movie specifically state that all the plants were gone and he didn't have enough rope? That he'd 'scoured the island' and only found a couple more saplings, and that's why he needed the hangman's noose?

  • Jakob kell
    Jakob kell Month ago

    Nobody delivering mail cares about it yet Tom is obsessed.

  • John L. Bradley
    John L. Bradley Month ago

    I don't like this guys voice or attitude or cursing I give it a thumbs down!

  • Andrei Senseutchi
    Andrei Senseutchi Month ago

    I believe in the dvd extras they showed that in the unopened package was a satellite phone, which he could use to make the call. Don't remember where i've heared that, but you have to remove 50 sins :)

  • Steve Hoyland
    Steve Hoyland Month ago

    Of course you can boil seawater to obtain fresh, you simply need a piece of clear plastic, or even a large, green leaf, to catch the evaporation and channel It Into a receptacle (a shaped leaf, a hole In the ground lined with leaf or wood) the options are many. These are basic survival skills.... come on man, It's common sense! God help you should you ever get stranded! Oh, and cut down on the Meth - It makes you speak far too fast.

  • Shadows Of The Paranormal

    man you are honestly a dick and most of your points are just bullshit.

  • sk8rdad
    sk8rdad Month ago

    Haha the predator sound at the end. Brilliant!!

  • Geodo
    Geodo Month ago

    I hate it when people make videos like everything wrong with a movie in whatever minutes or less. It just ruins the movie. Its a movie, doesn't have to be perfect.

  • straightoff 420
    straightoff 420 Month ago

    I, HAVE MADE FIRE 🔥

  • James Herrera Jr
    James Herrera Jr Month ago

    the end clips were hilarious!!!!

  • Imaproshaman
    Imaproshaman Month ago

    LOL amazing.

  • TheGreat Gambino
    TheGreat Gambino Month ago

    I disagreed with several of the evaluations but this was still pretty funny.

  • Pam C
    Pam C Month ago

    😵 Is it really necessary to use God's name, and Jesus' name as expletives??? 😩

  • christopher Wilson
    christopher Wilson Month ago

    After like two days id of tried and made sure id suicide proper

  • Troy Adler
    Troy Adler Month ago

    i loved this movie, but your videos are funny af

  • Anonymous 93
    Anonymous 93 Month ago

    You made a video about a movie I like. You suck

  • Sverre Årnes
    Sverre Årnes Month ago

    I hate that cackling of this guy!

  • Carlos T
    Carlos T Month ago

    You should do Forest Gump!!!

  • XxxdlmbxxX 123
    XxxdlmbxxX 123 Month ago

    Wilssssooooooon!!!!

  • josht27ffx
    josht27ffx Month ago

    This movie does what other movies gloss over with the last part of the film by showing how the world had moved on while he was stranded on the island and what must feel like time is stood still when nothing around you changes and the island is deserted he clung on to everything from his life the girl his job everything he cared about and if the film just gave him a happy ending it would of taken away from the reality of the situation and the time he spent there where as most movies just end abruptly with no end resolution to there stories

  • Mike Pastor. K
    Mike Pastor. K Month ago

    Ha. Hanks does pee a lot on his movies.

  • Ty Smith
    Ty Smith Month ago

    His name was not Mr. Big in Big!
    Sin re-count 1

    • Agon Leed
      Agon Leed Month ago

      What?
      The new husband is Mr. Big in the show Sex in the City

  • Ty Smith
    Ty Smith Month ago

    How long do you think it would take to cover the entire original series of Batman?
    That would be a large sin count.

  • Nate Cook
    Nate Cook Month ago

    This channel isn’t satire and it isn’t comedy it’s just stupid nitpicking while purposely misunderstanding plot points and padding with pointless sins. They aren’t playing the part of a nitpicking asshole. They are just assholes who know the majority of people who sub take their videos as critiques. They don’t care though they just want to make their videos as long as possible for that ad money. If you watch this for entertainment and thinks it’s comedy and satire I feel really bad for you.

    • Agon Leed
      Agon Leed Month ago

      Or...they are assholes who would assume people do NOT take them seriously and if they did, they'd be idiots as it's easy to tell that you shouldn't.

  • T Clark
    T Clark Month ago

    I ship Tom Hanks and Wilson

  • T Clark
    T Clark Month ago

    I actually cried while watching the movie when he lost Wilson😂😂😭😭

  • T Clark
    T Clark Month ago +2

    I'm surprised you didn't sin the fact that he could've just thought about building a raft to leave the island the minute he washed up on the island

    • Agon Leed
      Agon Leed Month ago

      Well....that would KINDA be dumb
      1st, your plane crashed...so you'd assume where you were headed, and where you were from, would create a search when not hearing from you. So you make your location known with the help or s.o.s. sign and stick it out for a bit.
      THEN when enough time has passed, you should've stocked up and survived enough to attempt to leave if you think that's the best option.
      Not knowing your location or having ocean traveling tools can get you lost in sea...which is a HUGE thing. Waves do not go in 1 direction so with no land around, you cant tell if you are going north, west, etc. Or whether you WERE going north for a full day, while waves shifted you constantly left, then as you slept, turned you arround,erasing half of a day's travel before you woke and repositioned using whatever markers you think leads you north.
      Also, being in such a raft and not being found will kill you.
      He was doing fine on the island, but on the raft, there was no steady supply of food, water, or wood for cooking heating and boiling more water