Everything Wrong With Cast Away In 14 Minutes Or Less

  • Published on May 29, 2018
  • Look what I have created! I... have found... SINS!!
    Here are all the sins we found in Tom Hanks' Cast Away.
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Comments • 7 917

  • Charles Roque
    Charles Roque 2 hours ago

    He doesn't use a wistle ..he his thumb and finger ..but love u..

  • BigRed CacheMachine
    BigRed CacheMachine 15 hours ago

    shouldn't there have been a sin for the quickness timeline that Helen hunt did to move on AND have a family?

  • Jurassic Parkour

    2:03 you forgot the Reagans from Blue Bloods

  • Kim Gonzales
    Kim Gonzales Day ago +1

    You’re fucking annoying🤦🏻‍♀️

  • Chrystal Jennings

    Let me get one thing straight. She has a 2 year old. Plus the 9 months she was pregnant with the child. Which means she was married and pregnant after 1 year and 3 months (at the most) after he disappeared. And she was going to college. I think she is full of bull when she says he's the love of her life. I lost the love of my life and it took me 4 years to fall in love again.

  • Whet
    Whet Day ago

    He complains apart a shipment arriving 2 minutes late while I pay an arm and a leg for one day delivery and it comes in a week

  • Heath
    Heath 2 days ago

    1000x better than TLJ too.

  • Fire Storm27
    Fire Storm27 2 days ago

    did... did u just sin mother nature

  • Dylan Robinson
    Dylan Robinson 2 days ago +1

    This Is How Old Tom Hanks Is

  • T Boner
    T Boner 3 days ago +1

    This movie doesn't deserve half those sins 🖕

  • Queen Rocks ‘N Rolls

    6:10 technically speaking, it wasn’t Tom Hanks’ idea for peeing in the Green Mile. It was called in the boom that Paul Edgecomb had a urinary infection

  • Scout and Scamp
    Scout and Scamp 5 days ago +1

    Also Wilson is the only character that made sense in this movie.

  • Scout and Scamp
    Scout and Scamp 5 days ago

    I'm pissed I still don't know what was in the stupid box he returned to the hot girl!!!

  • Naxinilian Nus
    Naxinilian Nus 5 days ago

    It pisses me off how he ate raw fish but then walks over to his fucking fire like EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK

  • Daniel Gottel
    Daniel Gottel 6 days ago +1

    you're a pretentious fuck aren't you

  • Carter Van Allen
    Carter Van Allen 6 days ago

    "I appreciate the symbolism"
    Who ever tf this guy is: sins it anyway

  • John Kincaid
    John Kincaid 6 days ago

    I agree, most of this movie sucks, the island "life" is the best part.

  • Simon Libberson
    Simon Libberson 6 days ago +1

    U sin anything asshole

  • CharlieRay
    CharlieRay 7 days ago +2

    Wait... did Tom Hanks do the voice for the conductor on polar express?

  • Ernie Beltran
    Ernie Beltran 7 days ago

    I can save everyone 15 min... the whole move was shit....

  • Bradford Gheyssarieh

    But does it make you feel like spiderman?

  • Dave Sulaim
    Dave Sulaim 8 days ago +1

    $5 if tom hanks didn't pee in the movie he would have sinned that too

  • isabella sandrini
    isabella sandrini 8 days ago

    Technologies useless on an Island

  • Ricky Jones
    Ricky Jones 9 days ago +3

    This is the only movie that has ever made me cry.
    No wait, I had a mental breakdown.
    Watched this when I was seven.
    The night before my family went on holiday to France.
    Well done Mom and Dad.

    • BigRed CacheMachine
      BigRed CacheMachine 15 hours ago +1

      feel lucky they didn't show you Home Alone before that trip instead.

  • Lynx Poing
    Lynx Poing 10 days ago +3

    "Jesus basket-weaving-Christ." lolz :D :D

  • Andrei Marius Neacșu
    Andrei Marius Neacșu 11 days ago

    just found your channel and I gotta say wow you suck. really scraping the bottom here. you're wasteful.

  • foot bru
    foot bru 11 days ago

    So ... he's in Moscow, and then Paris ... how did he end up in a plane over the South Pacific on his way back to Memphis??

  • Rich Noob
    Rich Noob 12 days ago +2

    Actually fed ex didn’t sponsor the film at all

  • Danae the goth kitkat
    Danae the goth kitkat 15 days ago

    I cried during that movie

  • RageViking790
    RageViking790 16 days ago

    2:15 «i’l be rigth back... in some years»

  • RageViking790
    RageViking790 16 days ago

    1:15 the truck will be some years late i think

  • Blueberryymuffin
    Blueberryymuffin 17 days ago

    I guess I should talk about the FedEx commercial that showed what happened after he delivered that one package he didn’t open. It contained seeds and a satellite phone and other survival stuff he could have used. Google it.

  • Kitty Catz
    Kitty Catz 19 days ago

    ALSO When his hair grows longer it magically turns blonde.

    • Charles Carter
      Charles Carter 17 days ago

      Maybe that's from the blazing sun on him day in and out? They probably overdid it though.

  • Bas OLM
    Bas OLM 19 days ago

    The U.S. Postal Service does not deliver to Moscow, nor does it to any place outside the United States. What's done is the mail is most likely delivered across the Atlantic by the U.S. Postal service, then is transferred to the Russian Post (Russian Postal service), where they undergo the final process of bringing the delivery to the written address in Russia.

  • DarkAgeDanny
    DarkAgeDanny 19 days ago +9

    Actually Tom did start that fire in real life. It's in the behind the scenes that's with the DVD.

  • xWHOGAFx
    xWHOGAFx 20 days ago

    14:44 He gim me da watch lmao

  • xWHOGAFx
    xWHOGAFx 20 days ago

    11:18 lol

  • Goran Seso
    Goran Seso 21 day ago

    Ok. Try to do something like this and I will spend my time shiting on you. Fuck you

  • trey simon
    trey simon 23 days ago

    Everything wrong with the commentator

  • robert wetmore
    robert wetmore 25 days ago

    Funny thing is this movie was shipped to theaters using ups. For reals. It’s not much but it’s still true.

  • jade blues
    jade blues 25 days ago

    Thank you for slamming this movie really I know you’re supposed to suspend your disbelief but with this movie you have to do it to the power of 10 great job😂

  • Crom f
    Crom f 25 days ago +1

    Maybe it took him 4 weeks to get acclimated back into civilization!

  • Magik Kat
    Magik Kat 26 days ago +1


  • The Angry Christmas Tree

    87 sins, and he says 87 hours

  • Ghost Nenad
    Ghost Nenad 27 days ago

    Guys whats the name of Tom Hanks in the Film pls i need to write it for my homework

  • Nodewey 523
    Nodewey 523 27 days ago

    Did you know it was based on a true story?

  • MARVELITO!!!!!!
    MARVELITO!!!!!! 28 days ago

    🤔So did he open DA 📦package???

  • ChrisOcon
    ChrisOcon 28 days ago

    Jane the Virgin is doing a Cast Away thing where dead Ex husband comes back lol

  • Jacob Dowson
    Jacob Dowson 28 days ago

    Shut up this was a really good flim

  • Tokyo Drift
    Tokyo Drift 29 days ago

    I'm surprised the Somali pirates didnt find him

  • Sin Nombre
    Sin Nombre 29 days ago

    "The power of boners...", :-)

  • אריאל גולני
    אריאל גולני 29 days ago


  • Swinde
    Swinde Month ago

    There was a joke about this movie while I don't remember the details, saying the the package that he delivered had everything he would need to make contact to be rescued as well as food and other necessities.
    Another problem with the movie is ... Why was there a package addressed to Texas on a flight out of Memphis bound for Malaysia? Memphis is the Main FedEx hub and sort facility.

  • Waveslayer311
    Waveslayer311 Month ago

    It’s based on a real story

  • Waveslayer311
    Waveslayer311 Month ago

    This actually happened to a dude

  • Nicholas Thomas
    Nicholas Thomas Month ago

    Why didnt you say run Forrest, run instead of run Tommy, run

  • Tara Gragg
    Tara Gragg Month ago

    That bitch from Pepsi. Whyyyyyy? Fetch me the axe!!!

    • Andy Miller
      Andy Miller Month ago

      Because, you know, it's simply to much to ask for one consolidated comment.

  • Tara Gragg
    Tara Gragg Month ago

    How did Captain Walker survive?

  • Tara Gragg
    Tara Gragg Month ago +1

    He sure the fuck wasn't Captain Walker was he?

  • Tara Gragg
    Tara Gragg Month ago

    What if the cell-phone washed up.

  • Tara Gragg
    Tara Gragg Month ago

    Never trust someone else's ⚽

  • Adam Ingram
    Adam Ingram Month ago

    This is bullshit...I sin your entire channel. How crappy is your channel that you have to incorporate profanity? Geesh...put some soap in your mouth. Damn. I really liked your channel but the profanity is too much. 100,000,000 sins.

    • Rishi Rajan
      Rishi Rajan Month ago

      What are you?...Like 3?.

    • Andy Miller
      Andy Miller Month ago

      Oh, he was 100% correct, but the profanity discredits everything he's said. Right. That's logical.
      There's nothing wrong with curse words. Just like with everything else, the phrasing and context matters.

  • Josh S-TV
    Josh S-TV Month ago

    It was a good film

  • WaterBottles
    WaterBottles Month ago +3

    Who else almost cried when Wilson drifted away?

    Just me ok

  • Madness 01
    Madness 01 Month ago +1

    "You are a sad strange little man... and you have my pity. Farewell!"

  • jformaldehydem
    jformaldehydem Month ago +1

    "worked with Tom Hanks in his prime"
    ooof...are you suggesting that Tom Hanks is out of his prime?

  • jformaldehydem
    jformaldehydem Month ago

    I honestly have a hypothesis that there was a running joke, or bet, that was about how much product placement they could cram into a movie about a man stranded alone on a desert island, just for shits and giggles. And if it turned out to be true I wouldn't even be mad, because it's awesome how much they did.

  • The Georgia Peach
    The Georgia Peach Month ago

    Family Guy did a Castaway scene. Wilson...

  • Jutta Maier
    Jutta Maier Month ago

    You should not assume the whole world likes Tom Hanks. I avoid his movies

  • Roland Gerard
    Roland Gerard Month ago

    more stupid review i have ever seen.

  • Uzumaki Naruto
    Uzumaki Naruto Month ago

    This Video think Every Video is wrong

  • Randall Ulrich
    Randall Ulrich Month ago

    "Swim, Forrest, swim!"

  • Michael Serrano
    Michael Serrano Month ago

    you are a dumb f***!!! The megalodon went extinct about 2.5 million years ago...Dork money!!

  • pbase36
    pbase36 Month ago

    And let's not forget the Tom Hanks pee scene in "The Man with One Red Shoe." Man, that scene cracked me the hell up!

    • Lloyd Christmas
      Lloyd Christmas Month ago

      Other memorable pee scenes....The Green Mile and A League of Their Own

  • 1 Proud American
    1 Proud American Month ago

    *Actually. FedEx DIDN'T give a penny to the movie.* *So your first sin was a sin!*

  • Aaron Jagger
    Aaron Jagger Month ago

    out of all the videos these guys have done . ... this is the only one where im like cmon your just being mean

  • Valkery Black
    Valkery Black Month ago

    Criticizing is easier than making... WILSON😂

  • Steve Carey
    Steve Carey Month ago

    Sin no 1: everything

  • Steve Carey
    Steve Carey Month ago

    Sin no 1: everything

  • guacamole
    guacamole Month ago

    coconut milk is like 99% water 4:12

  • Jonathan Glass
    Jonathan Glass Month ago

    Did you know people kept stealing the stop sign at the end of the film? So much so, that they just got rid of it altogether. +1 sin

  • Aari
    Aari Month ago

    coconut security-some things you say just hit me.

  • Fallen But Saved
    Fallen But Saved Month ago

    2:20 I did forget, Jeremy

  • Bateela Barawie
    Bateela Barawie Month ago

    The photos arnt a sin

  • omidi2011
    omidi2011 Month ago

    I don't like Tom Hanks. Please don't speak on my behalf

  • Marshall Mom
    Marshall Mom Month ago

    Rude irritating voice condemning it all. Boooo!

  • LashingSnake
    LashingSnake Month ago


  • Nyneva Kyte
    Nyneva Kyte Month ago

    I also survived 4 years on an isolated island, and no one gave a shit about my mental health when I got back either. People are largely assholes.

  • lynskyrd
    lynskyrd Month ago

    I'll tell you what's wrong... the college puke narrating this vid.

  • Scorpio
    Scorpio Month ago

    Nothing wrong with Cast Away, everything wrong with your childhood!

    • Andy Miller
      Andy Miller Month ago

      Where in the movie are the sins explained?

  • Jacob Mclemore
    Jacob Mclemore Month ago

    You should see the simulation of the girls getting hit in the balls its funny

  • Lennex Hobby
    Lennex Hobby Month ago

    Woody gets stuck on an island

  • wargames
    wargames Month ago


  • Rico Baca
    Rico Baca Month ago

    He over acted during the crying for Wilson at sea seen.

  • Paige 1996
    Paige 1996 Month ago

    He actually explained that he searched the entire island for more of the plants he was making rope from and couldn’t find anymore and therefore he went to go get the extra rope that he was gonna hang himself with and didn’t

  • The Terminators
    The Terminators Month ago

    Shut the fuck up faggoted inbred. And get your fucking time straight you fucking failure.

    • The Terminators
      The Terminators Month ago

      +Andy Miller This fraud is what makes humanity look bad, and on the title, it says "in 14 minutes or less." Look how long the fucking video is. He's a fucking failure to TheXvid.

    • Andy Miller
      Andy Miller Month ago

      Triggered, much? Lol. What time?

  • Ilja Mooren
    Ilja Mooren Month ago

    Kelly states that she's been looking for him for a long, long time and that she was so very, very sad...And that she was sure he was still alive. But, looking at the kid's toys that kid must be around two years old already. We all know how long it takes to grow a little human being and lets assume she dated the father a while before marrying him and getting pregnant...How long was she really sad and did she wait for him to come back...?

  • Tristan Breen
    Tristan Breen Month ago

    I would love to see you stranded on an Island and have funny witty comments overlay your desperate struggle to stay alive. I know it's a movie, but still

    • Tristan Breen
      Tristan Breen Month ago

      but that bit at the end with the predator sound fucken killed me lol

  • Cali Jose
    Cali Jose Month ago +15

    Title should be “everything I can find to complain about in castaway in 14 minutes or less”... just like some of the other videos I seen

    • Danae the goth kitkat
      Danae the goth kitkat 15 days ago

      Sarcasm idiots

    • a lacava
      a lacava Month ago

      Cali Jose this is satire buddy lighten up a bit obviously no film is perfect

  • CW Ramirez
    CW Ramirez 2 months ago

    One of them also too should be how come even though the ball floated away why couldn't he swim to go get it?? I don't understand he was a good swimmer so why couldn't he go and get his ball it wasn't that far away😞😞