i cooked DINNER vs. my MOTHER !!! lmao

  • Published on Mar 31, 2018
  • so i decided to cook food against my mom lmao let's just say that things get interesting. we made steak, mushroom sauce and the most incredible fries in the world. i hope you like it and subscribe, thanks
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  • Amber Riley
    Amber Riley 2 days ago

    I had no idea, he was Portuguese i thought he was Spanish

  • tala allulu
    tala allulu 6 days ago +4


  • Untamable Gaming
    Untamable Gaming 7 days ago +6

    Expectation=Food that you can't make
    Reality=No matter what you try it doesn't look like your expectation unless another person makes it

  • Sta. Monica Parish Church Minalin, Pampanga

    Did you forgot to add wine?

  • CactusBoi - BrawlStars
    CactusBoi - BrawlStars 7 days ago +6

    I hate mushrooms and don't like steak very much but now THAT looks *d i l i c i o u s*

  • fivelightsonahill
    fivelightsonahill 8 days ago +6

    Awww your sweet and beautiful mama. Great cook and loves you so much. Don't ever lose touch with her.

  • Shahnoor Mustafa
    Shahnoor Mustafa 9 days ago +8

    Your mum and you are so pretty and cute awwwwwwww!!!! And also
    Expectation:your mums food
    Reality:your food

  • madison j
    madison j 9 days ago +2

    “Oh sorry I accidentally texted you,I was trying to make pancakes” LMAO

  • madison j
    madison j 9 days ago +1

    I like how he just put “lmao” in the title 😂 I love him sm 💀

  • Lydia Maya Lynn
    Lydia Maya Lynn 12 days ago +6

    I am definitely making this recipe it looks DELICIOUS

  • Asia Johnson
    Asia Johnson 15 days ago +3

    How do u not know much Portuguese when it's ur mother's main language? 🤔 Like didn't u live with her didn't she raise u?

    • Asia Johnson
      Asia Johnson 11 days ago +1

      @andrea avina oh ok 👍

    • andrea avina
      andrea avina 11 days ago +2

      Downtown yea. My native language is Spanish and I loved to the US and now I forget how some words are pronounce lol

    • Asia Johnson
      Asia Johnson 14 days ago +1

      @Min Lin 👍

    • Min Lin
      Min Lin 14 days ago +1

      Yeah my mom is Chinese
      I speak English and a little bit of Chinese
      You usually forget

    • Asia Johnson
      Asia Johnson 15 days ago +1

      @Downtown k

  • kittycatplay
    kittycatplay 17 days ago +3

    *"I don't have time for it tho"*

    And you question why your cooking Is bad ._. you have to do it nice and perfect reeeeeeeee

    • Black Axs
      Black Axs 5 days ago +1

      I think it's funny how he half-ass everything and then complain 😂😂😂

  • Preston City
    Preston City 18 days ago +8


    • Min Lin
      Min Lin 14 days ago +1

      DUH DUH DUH!!

    • Min Lin
      Min Lin 14 days ago +1


  • Iryn Carpio
    Iryn Carpio 20 days ago +6

    Your mom's really pretty

  • princess cupcakes 101 vallejo

    What kind of language is your mom speaking?

  • DiamondAge
    DiamondAge 22 days ago

    you prob dont even know what lmao means

    • Yay Way
      Yay Way 16 days ago +1

      Chipmunk,because the title uses lmao wrongly

    • Chipmunk Nation_YT
      Chipmunk Nation_YT 20 days ago

      why would you make this assumption

  • Da DauntingKnot
    Da DauntingKnot 22 days ago +2

    How are some of these comments are new? XD

  • mauschen22
    mauschen22 22 days ago +2

    How did you forget your first language? How do you communicate with your family?

    • Leah Morris
      Leah Morris 11 days ago +1

      Often people who start speaking a new language forget their main language over time he's used to speaking English now

  • Special girl
    Special girl 23 days ago

    We’re cute☹️💛

  • Sureshbabu Sivadasan
    Sureshbabu Sivadasan 27 days ago +10

    Your mom is so cute and sweet 🤗🤗

  • Ria D'costa
    Ria D'costa 28 days ago

    Do u have 2 mom's or something

  • Ria D'costa
    Ria D'costa 28 days ago +1

    Who TF is Kate then

    • Balester
      Balester 23 days ago

      Ria D'costa
      Probably his sister

  • Afroza Begum
    Afroza Begum 29 days ago +4

    She is so cute.I would love to meet her in real or see her more.

  • Kangkana Rajkhowa
    Kangkana Rajkhowa 29 days ago +3

    Aww she is pretty.. Am definitely going to cook that for sure. It looks so yummy.. ❤️❤️❤️

  • Jennifer MacDougall
    Jennifer MacDougall Month ago +4

    Dose not look half bad

  • Mrmdntnnrnrnnrnnf Kfkfnfnfnfnfnfn

    Ill try to cook it now for dinner

  • Diamond Baby
    Diamond Baby Month ago +14


    • Liv Babs
      Liv Babs 12 days ago +1

      kittycatplay Yeah but he knows somewhat of it so he can still communicate with his mother

    • kittycatplay
      kittycatplay 17 days ago +1

      No he does he said he isn't good at it tho you can even look back on the video.

    • princess cupcakes 101 vallejo
      princess cupcakes 101 vallejo 21 day ago

      What contry do Portuguese speak?

    • Liv Babs
      Liv Babs Month ago +6

      He does when he is around her but otherwise he speaks English

  • Ronja Hallberg
    Ronja Hallberg Month ago

    I want that food. omg!

  • arihant jain
    arihant jain Month ago

    That’s not blood 😂

  • Animalinvasion
    Animalinvasion Month ago +5

    Who eats fries with a fork? 😐

  • Bhumika Hooda
    Bhumika Hooda Month ago +5

    You donot add wine

  • Samera Yusuf
    Samera Yusuf Month ago +5

    Omg your mom has such pretty eyes

  • Hildah Lesiew
    Hildah Lesiew Month ago +9

    This is how much he said "my mom"

  • MayMay
    MayMay Month ago +4

    She didn't put the wine in when u were a kid right?!😑😑😂😜😘😝

    • BooBooELynn Alex
      BooBooELynn Alex Month ago

      @MayMay YES ACTUALLY

    • MayMay
      MayMay Month ago +1

      BooBooELynn Alex ohhhh... okay! I get it! U cook?

    • Douaa Nada
      Douaa Nada Month ago +1

      If its harmful for health don’t use it anyways

    • BooBooELynn Alex
      BooBooELynn Alex Month ago +3

      once you cook down wine its safe to eat because the alcohol goes away so it's safe

  • Kim Staley
    Kim Staley Month ago +3

    Please do more videos involving your mom and sister!

  • Jasmine Barragan
    Jasmine Barragan Month ago +6

    Mama Gomez in the HOUSE!!

  • Nina The Killer
    Nina The Killer Month ago +11

    *If you can't speak Portuguese*
    *And your mom can't speak*
    *How the fackkk do y'all talk?!?*

    • mauschen22
      mauschen22 22 days ago

      I know right? How do you forget your first language?? Did Raphael move to the uk when he was really young and not with his parents?

    • ZiyanGamer
      ZiyanGamer Month ago

      Nina The Killer or they can use translator XD

    • ZiyanGamer
      ZiyanGamer Month ago

      Nina The Killer he can speak a little Portuguese and his mom can speak a little English

  • aishwarya a
    aishwarya a Month ago +4

    You forgot to add wine😂

  • Micah on The mic
    Micah on The mic Month ago +3

    50% your mom is so nice
    20% your moms cooking is nice
    19% i dont like food

  • Micah on The mic
    Micah on The mic Month ago +3

    Dont press read more

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  • Micah on The mic
    Micah on The mic Month ago +2

    Why do people even press the

    Dislike button

  • Micah on The mic
    Micah on The mic Month ago +4

    Wait a second...
    Spanish family and english son?

    My life is a lie

    • Dattboii WhoyOu
      Dattboii WhoyOu 3 days ago

      The languages are similar but the culture is different

    • Cristina Guiné
      Cristina Guiné 22 days ago


    • Reece H
      Reece H Month ago

      Micah on The mic they’re Portuguese

  • crystal gacha
    crystal gacha Month ago +6

    Your mom is kind :)

  • crystal gacha
    crystal gacha Month ago +4

    Hmmm are u from portugal????
    Sorry bad english :(
    I'm indonesia

  • Loren Raynes
    Loren Raynes Month ago +3

    Kinda like beef strogonoff...

    SKULL CRASHER Month ago +6

    Hola mom your mom is so nice god bless her nice cooking btw

  • Bonifacio Hilario
    Bonifacio Hilario Month ago +3

    You speak Spanish

  • ASMA Abdullah
    ASMA Abdullah Month ago +4

    💗😭 your mom so cute

  • Karen Cedillo
    Karen Cedillo Month ago +3

    You ate this when you were little then you were eating food with wine

    • yana mitrev
      yana mitrev 22 days ago

      Its safe to eat when you cook it down. The alcohol evaporates (goes away) when you cook it for about 30 seconds. A lot of food in restaurants that people order have wine it it but it's ok cause it evaporates. Hope that helped

  • Angelina Rees
    Angelina Rees Month ago +4

    Your mom is soooooooooooooo cool

  • Romren Evol
    Romren Evol Month ago +3

    Rapha and his mom is so sweet!!!!!

  • Margarida Simões
    Margarida Simões Month ago +2

    Tu és português ??? O meu Deus quando eu vi o teu Instagram eu fiquei a pensar :será que ele é português ?? Mas agora sei que és ! Kkk

  • Internal saranid
    Internal saranid Month ago

    You forgot the wine

  • Jovelyn Brondial
    Jovelyn Brondial Month ago +2

    How many times he said
    "MY MOM"😂

  • Soph H
    Soph H Month ago

    Your fries looked good though

  • Janak Kawa
    Janak Kawa Month ago +6

    U forgot the wine

  • Kevin Yang
    Kevin Yang Month ago +3

    Oh wow, your moms cooking is way better than my mom

  • michelle lepper
    michelle lepper Month ago +2

    Beautiful mom

  • Alishba Kamran
    Alishba Kamran Month ago +1

    He forgot the wine

  • xSally Gamer
    xSally Gamer Month ago +5

    U forgot the wine!!!

  • Raja potter
    Raja potter Month ago +6

    Your mums so sweet and great and cooking...

  • Noura Ìś Šâvág3
    Noura Ìś Šâvág3 2 months ago +7

    :(((( I wanna try your moms food so bad! :(

  • ItzzRiyadh
    ItzzRiyadh 2 months ago +6

    how is butter so hard to get of the spoon when its so slippery

  • Unicorn Slayer
    Unicorn Slayer 2 months ago +4

    Pizza is American guys not Italian

    • Rare boi Chameleonkid
      Rare boi Chameleonkid Month ago

      Omfg I laughed so hard at this comment 🤦🏾‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • The True Slav
      The True Slav Month ago

      What kind of blunt did you smoke?

    • JJY RAP Beatz
      JJY RAP Beatz 2 months ago +2

      it's Italian not American stop thinking that it is american

    • Kat Coat
      Kat Coat 2 months ago +1

      You dreaming bro?

    • Hanna H
      Hanna H 2 months ago +1

      um no it's italian

  • Trunkz
    Trunkz 2 months ago +9

    Your mum makes her own fries that's AMAZING

  • Marc Anderson
    Marc Anderson 2 months ago +3

    I still remember how it is made but dang you didn't

  • Riste Vlogs
    Riste Vlogs 2 months ago +5

    You did so well mom

  • Tea King
    Tea King 2 months ago +3

    I don't like that your mother in not English! How do you speak?

    • Cristina Guiné
      Cristina Guiné 22 days ago

      You must be joking becoase that's not nice to say and you should never say or write something like that, every person is unique no matter the country. Sorry for bad accuracy, I'm not english

    • Rare boi Chameleonkid
      Rare boi Chameleonkid Month ago +1

      Good job for writing this comment. His mom speaks very good English now because u complained about it. Btw my grandma speaks a different language and we have the strongest bond speaking isn’t everything dumb ass.

    • Noura Ìś Šâvág3
      Noura Ìś Šâvág3 2 months ago +1

      Tea King shut, UP

    • Hanna H
      Hanna H 2 months ago +1

      @Marc Anderson Same with you (*a lot) lol I'm kidding but please don't insult others as maybe they're young or English isn't their first language

    • Marc Anderson
      Marc Anderson 2 months ago +7

      I didn't like that you messed up alot in your grammar

  • O.M Variety
    O.M Variety 2 months ago +6

    So cool your mum is Portuguese 😊 Portugal is the best 😍

    • Sophie Braun
      Sophie Braun Month ago +1

      Yeah, PORTUGAL e o melhore!!! 👍

  • Shiloh & Sia
    Shiloh & Sia 2 months ago +2

    I love your videos! There so fun and cool!

  • Fee Grilo
    Fee Grilo 2 months ago +4

    Só vi esse vídeo hoje, tem que pedir pra sua mãe falar mais da próxima vez!! Parece ser muito bom, vou tentar fazer aqui qualquer dia. Abraços do Brasil!

  • Bob the fish
    Bob the fish 2 months ago +4

    6:54 “Ima add SOME pepper “ then add so much

  • John Lloyd santiago
    John Lloyd santiago 2 months ago +7

    He forgot like 5 steps

  • Edna Amha
    Edna Amha 2 months ago +10

    He forgot the wine

  • Kristina Bethea
    Kristina Bethea 2 months ago +3

    I love you so much! you are definitely my favorite TheXvid channel of all time!!! ❤

  • UwU damn dude UwU
    UwU damn dude UwU 2 months ago +4


  • poison elixir
    poison elixir 2 months ago +4

    This was made made in 2018 -_-

  • Tilde Oppegaard
    Tilde Oppegaard 2 months ago +4

    This looks delicous

  • Aadrian Regala
    Aadrian Regala 2 months ago +10

    You forgot to put wineeeee

  • ig gamers
    ig gamers 2 months ago +1

    Eu sou tuga quem mais aqui é tuga

  • Mary South
    Mary South 2 months ago +4

    The chips look like French fries

    • The Asian Boi
      The Asian Boi 2 months ago

      Mary South fries in the uk are called chips

  • Nadia’s world
    Nadia’s world 2 months ago +4

    6:00 he takes fries off of plate and puts it on another plate lol

    • LOnE WaLker
      LOnE WaLker 2 months ago

      Because that one plate was big

  • Kattia Graham
    Kattia Graham 2 months ago +3


  • Zoie Elise Nugas
    Zoie Elise Nugas 2 months ago +11

    Ur mom is nice.....really nice!!!!!

  • Jen Savage
    Jen Savage 2 months ago +3

    That looks sooooo good! I need to try cooking this!

  • Peaches Jackofski
    Peaches Jackofski 2 months ago +5

    What kind of butter was that on the plate thing? Do u buy it like that?? So cool!

  • Peaches Jackofski
    Peaches Jackofski 2 months ago +9

    Ur mam is lovely!! 😊
    But...she doesn’t talk English and u don’t talk Portuguese.....how do u communicate???

    • Diamond Baby
      Diamond Baby Month ago +2

      @Gabe Collins did he grow up with her??? It look like not ITS WEIRD

    • The Asian Boi
      The Asian Boi 2 months ago


    • Peaches Jackofski
      Peaches Jackofski 2 months ago

      ayoub bouras thanks for clearing this up a little, must be an amusing household, well,,,,,, it clearly is! 😂

    • ayoub bouras
      ayoub bouras 2 months ago +3

      She does understand english and he does understand portuguese , it's just hard for them to talk in those two!!

    • Gabe Collins
      Gabe Collins 2 months ago +1

      Peaches Jackofski she speaks some English and he speaks some Portuguese

  • Black Goku
    Black Goku 2 months ago +2

    your mom is cool

  • Jessy Burdak
    Jessy Burdak 2 months ago +3

    I am Brazilian tooo!! Your mom is sooo nice!! Asks her to make brigadeiro!!!

  • Joana Dias
    Joana Dias 2 months ago +6

    How do you communicate with your mum if you don’t speak Portuguese ?

    • Internetainment
      Internetainment 2 months ago

      @Seto Kaiba Portuguese is his first language

    • Seto Kaiba
      Seto Kaiba 2 months ago +1

      @Internetainment "most of his life" yet his accent shows English is not his first language...so which one is his first language exactly?

    • Internetainment
      Internetainment 2 months ago +3

      He does but because he's spoken english most his life his poruguese is broken

  • Zaynab Harakeh
    Zaynab Harakeh 2 months ago +7

    The way u cut the chips 🤣🤣🤣

  • elm0505
    elm0505 2 months ago +4

    For Chrissake, I refuse to believe that you don't know that "nata" is cream being yourself Portuguese. It is really sad how you pretend that you don't know your native language anymore, specially when your native accent shows when you're speaking English. With all due respect, this is ridiculous!

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      Diamond Baby Month ago


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    • usecodeceedayy2'ys andsub2pewdiepie
      usecodeceedayy2'ys andsub2pewdiepie 2 months ago

      @elm0505 calm down

    • Edwin Teulon
      Edwin Teulon 2 months ago +1

      @elm0505 "@JEA Writes Why do you care?" same reason you seem so pissed about his lack of speaking Portuguese, I'm guessing

    • elm0505
      elm0505 2 months ago +2

      @JEA Writes Why do you care?

  • Angel Lao
    Angel Lao 2 months ago +7

    Raphael : I cooked dinner vs. My mother lmao
    TheXvid : you said laugh my ass off desmonitized.......
    Me : what I'm i doing..
    You : leave a like and comment.

  • Lav
    Lav 2 months ago +11

    You missed the wine! 😱

  • Chocolate
    Chocolate 2 months ago +1

    This was really cute !! Aaw i enjoyed cooking with my mom but definitely prefer when she cooks :)

  • Princess Joann Guevarra
    Princess Joann Guevarra 2 months ago +8

    Shes so good at slicing the potato pretty perfect 😍

  • Chiken Nugget
    Chiken Nugget 2 months ago +3

    That looks so good!!!!!
    If only I knew how to cook I would make that!!
    I'm jealous X3

    NTHABEST Tau 2 months ago +8

    How come he can't speak his Mom's language what happened to Mother toungue and he said my mom raised me im so confused and he clearly stated his mom cannot speak proper English, and he cannot speak Portuguese.

    • Blume N
      Blume N 2 months ago +2

      This also confused me

    • MANDY goodchild
      MANDY goodchild 2 months ago +5

      He can speak Portuguese, just not that well. And she can speak english but just a few words. She can understand english fully like he can understand Portuguese

  • _.Callmealina ._
    _.Callmealina ._ 2 months ago +9

    I made this for my mom and she absolutely LOVED IT 😂

    I like it a lot as well hahahahahahah thank youuu🤣❤️