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"Let the past die. Kill it if you have to." ...and then bring it back to life. "The Rise of Skywalker". HA!
get ready for another feces fest
Disney star wars the con is on
You haven't seen the film yet just give it a chance
This will be a good film
Totally agree sir. Cool beard
The Last Jedi is a masterpiece! Many people are confused. It is a sequel to Space Balls. Ruin Johnson is a Mel Brooks pseudonym. The next movie was supposed to be Space Balls Episode IX: The Rise of Dark Helmet.
I read that Keri Russel CRIED after reading the new Star Wars script, saying it was so terrible she wanted out of her contract, and when they wouldn't let her, so she broke down in tears as she's worried it will destroy her career.(Hows that? Did I pile the BS on correctly?)
You know, all they had to do was: first movie- introduce everyone, they have to work together. Second movie- oh no! we thought we one but its harder than we thought! All of us that fought the last war better train these new kids, we're gettun kid of old! Movie three oh no! we can't help the kids...wait they can do it without us now. Granted it needs details but seriously this is one of the most basic stories we have. They will just @$#^$& it up, trying to be clever. Just tell the story ffs.I needed to get that out, thanks for listening.
My first reaction? Nope!
Kylo is also a Skywalker since his mother is Leia, and we all know how this is going to go. Kylo Ren will pick his mother's name because that's the state of things (denying the father's name, patriarchy gets a negative by this, "everyone" is happy because that's what Star Was was about).
Palpatine created Rey and Anakin at the same time, she is his twin. Kylo adores her but succumbs to the darkness but Rey unites both sides of the Force in a new Order called Skywalkers. The End
Jar Jar Abrams. LOL. Exactly. I have never liked his movies and I don’t think he is able to resurrect Star Wars. This is still going to be what I call “Pretend Star Wars”. I do hope I am wrong though.
Give it a chance,hopefully they do it ,have faith.
Why hasn't she changed her clothes? Like, ever?
I think you and I were on point regarding game of thrones ( and loved your video for it) letdown debacle, and agree with you that star wars has gone down the shit hole. But out of curiosity have you ever praised anything? like a positive rant or something?
The emperor had hot sex with tarkin 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dont complain ppl you are gonna pay for it anyway. All your complaints end up in crap. Like with captain marvel. If you stay home and wait for the DVD you will win over Disney's and sjw easily. But every time stuff like this happens you complain like small bitches and then go watch it anyway. And that's how you keep supporting writing like we got in last jedi and game of thrones. Stick to what you are saying and stay home wait for the freaking DVD.
Rey is the biggest turd of all time fuck this chick and her stubid face
Your Rey theories suck. I cant wait for them to tell us that rey is actually either Luke's daughter or Han and Leia's. What's with the title unless they mean kylo rises and redeems himself killing the real real enemy.
Why watch it if you’re so bitter?
Is it the title or the movie itself you don't like about the bond movie? It's different, but Rowan Atkinson is fun in it:-)
You're an idiot.
Personally I prefer to see the film before criticizing it. I for one am kind of excited to see Darth Sidious return. I bet Snoke was Darth Sidious the whole time. (He did the same thing in "Legends." He made a clone body and the Force ghost inhabited it.)
I prefer the trailer where thomas the tank runs her over..
I think a lot of fans switched off of Star Wars when we found out this Trilogy wiped the Extended Universe out of canon.
This is not a single movie, it is part of a trilogy. And because the first two movies are complete fuck ups, this movie cannot be good or can save the trilogy by itself. Star Wars is dead, Disney has killed it. Cope with it.
Not going to watch , BOYCOTT
ask those figures behind you are 12 inches from dr who ???
the new movie of star war is going to be the highest quality garbage that will be on the screen for the party of Christmas, it is not my least doubt and all thanks to the hand of KK and his fanaticism redical feminazi that has to fulfill his whim to show that the saga does not need men as she said, when they go to make this decerebrada of the production of star wars, was the worst mistake of its creator the give it to that feminazi
I don't blame you for reacting to this or any other thing you feel is probably going to be a flop. It's still Nerdrotic material that has to be reviewed yes? For better or worse. Still deserves an opinion
I feel like most people only enjoyed star wars ep 4 and 5. If those were the only two "good" movies then how did this movie come to be such a huge franchising success that's lasted over 30 years? Episode 6..."Not as good as the first two but what do you expect for a 3rd movie. The ewoks sucked and they brought back the death star and blew it up the same way...so lame"Episodes 1 - 3 "Worst movies EVER! Jar Jar, wtf. Anikan and Obi were more like a comedic duo taking nothing seriously. These movies were made to sell toys and cater to 3 year olds.Episode 7 "Meh. It's just a remake of episode 4 more or less" "they're just capitalizing on fan boy moments with the falcon" "Rey, welcome to the Me Too movement"Episode 8 What the holy fuck of all things wrong. Way to destroy every plot point that was developed in the last movie. Did Leah just fly in space like some sort of Jesus?Episode 9 FINE WE'LL GIVE YOU GUYS WHAT YOU WANT!! Bring back the Emperor. Just bring back luke, nobody is every gone. Let's call it "rise of skywalker" Let's bring in the only original character left from the old movies that could still possibly be alive which is Lando….. and already fans are like..."ffs! what the hell is this garbage"So again my question still stands....IF 4 and 5 were the only GOOD movies then why do people care so much about them, how did they survive the test of 30 years and at least 2 generations of people. How did they spawn off 7 more movies? How did they generate a bigger fan base than Harry Potter and Game of Thrones put together? From just TWO good movies??
AND question 2... What plot WOULD you be happy with? What is the answer to make you say...WOW, they couldn't have made episode 9 anymore perfect
I'm hyped, I'm one of the minority who loved 7 so I have hope they JJ can regain my trust... Hate 8 with a passion tho
I am a TLJ fan (despite its faults). Ep9 looks to be a tragedy to booth the TLJ fans and the puritans.
for disney star wars (77 fan) it's dead to me 'I just don't care but I -do- *love this channel* you rock Gary
The star wars fan mentioned in this article is my uncle....worth a read very interesting@t
There´s hope in "The Mandalorian"
You and I are on completely different sides of this, but I do agree with you that the trailer sucked. The only reason I’m not ripping you a new one with facts and statistics is that I think the last Jedi was god awful. But insert a man into any of these female roles (apart burnham, that role would suck terribly no matter who was the actor) you wouldn’t call him a Mary Sue. And for all ya incels wanting to rip me a new one. I’ll destroy you with facts and logics, be prepared if you want to say anything.
Hated this Trailer and this trilogy has been awful. Not wasting my money taking my kids to see a movie that trashs my childhood characters anymore.
Nope, I didn't like it. 👎
I agree with you. Boring trailer. Doesn’t look like they saved the franchise. Not even close
Lol great video. I hate JJ Lens Flare, I hate thr sequel star wars films, and I hate this trailer. Terrible terrible stuff
IX is dead to me, S(J)W-Disney is dead... SW-EU and fan films plus all the books is good I do not need any movies, besides maybe Star Wars Theory like ;)
I didn't think I could be more put of with IX than I already was, but to call it The Rise of Skywalker. Are you kidding me? The Farce gets Woke was the first Star Wars Movie I haven't seen multiple times. The Rise of Skywalker may well be the first Star Wars Movie I never saw.
If you want good Star Wars you will have to see the clone wars and the mandalorian
The entire movie distilled into one jump over a tie fighter by a character that no one believes in. No thanks
My least favourite bit was the part with Rey in it.
Rey went to the "Prometheus school of running from things", but got a double-major in 'jumping'.
You're a movie reviewer now, you can't "swear off" any movies. You have to watch all of this crap so we don't have to lol... Honestly, I get way more enjoyment and spend more time watching your content than anything Disney has produced in the last 10 years.
What the hell! I thought this was going to be six minutes of crying! I'm disappoint./s ;)
@Nerdrotic I heard a rumor or two that The Rise of Skywalker is referring to Anakin. How, I have no clue but that death star wreckage supposedly houses Palpatine's Emperor suite and some hidden clues to something. Luke supposedly did the voiceover bit. But I agree, unless somehow Mary Sue, um, Rey, turns out to be a Skywalker, then this should be titled The Fall of Skywalker. I too have said I will ban all Star Wars after what KK and Rian did to Luke in Last Jedi. I will wait to hear reviews of the movie before giving Disney my money. Even Disney knows they screwed up as they have said they will be shelving Star Wars movies for a hiatus. I do look forward to the final episodes of the Clone Wars and the TV series The Mandalorian hoping it will be decent. In the extended trailer they showed the journals like at least she read the journals to gain some knowledge and maybe the Jedi's like Luke will train her as force ghosts. The bit with the Emperor is overkill especially if he is somehow alive in that wreckage. Pulling out all the stops to try and save the legacy I imagine. Thank you for your video on this!
Jar jar Abrams lmao
Why the long face?
Thank you for your comments!!! I agree with your evaluation. JJ ruined episode 7, johnson made episode 8 even worse, and now its gonna get even worse.
Yes, but where was the Prometheus ship in all this?
Dude - you nailed it! The Emperor has been reduced to Voldemorte... a child book villain who can string along through 7.5 books! But the Emperor will outdo him by underpinning 9 films! That trailer was "kinda tingly" in the nether-regions, for about 2 seconds, but then these images make their way into the half-thinking person's brain and we see a tie fighter that doesn't take a single shot at it's target (at least when Luke blasted the speeder-bike, he had to stand and deflect a few shots first... and to that speeder bike pilot, he was just another lowly Rebel scum!)Then we have Kylo Ren executing a falcon punch on some dufus looking character... maybe they will kill Chewbacca off that way. I mean, don't use the LASER SWORD you have in your hand to cut him down... and those little twin mini-laser spikes on the hilt... make sure you don't hit him with those... just use your arm to show what a bad-ass you are Kylo. Then go shave your chest.And freaking BB-8 gets a rolling toaster to be his sidekick. Coming to a Target near you this Christmas. Just sad. Seriously sad. But the most pressing question on everyone's mind... Now that Lando is back in the Falcon, and knowing the story of the ship's computer, and Lando's "pansexual" activities with L3-37 (who is now the Falcon), will he be getting it on at some point during the film with the landmark ship that changed the face of the sci-fi (and graced the toy chest of every boy born from 1975-1985) or will that just be glossed over with some oblique innuendo and maybe a virtual robot but-slap?
well considering all the comments i read about this trailer it seems most people think its a shit show, the only thing interesting about this movie will be how much money disney will spents on rotten tomatoes this time to keep the score from going thru the basement and doin the china syndrom
Please. Please. Please.. It's in the toilet, flush it away and End the franchise....