Half in the Bag: Solo: A Star Wars Story

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  • xXHerrZockXx
    xXHerrZockXx 13 hours ago

    They know whats sound, they know whats safe...👌

  • UltimateArbiter117

    Oh and Holodo wasn't the worst?

  • Oleg Rudy
    Oleg Rudy Day ago

    Okay, someone explain to me what's the difference between Darth Maul and Bobba Fett. They're both underwritten side characters with neat designs.
    So why is it so shameful to like Darth Maul just like Bobba Fett

  • Freya Sklar
    Freya Sklar 2 days ago

    Damn Rich

  • RobertAYYY
    RobertAYYY 2 days ago

    ugh you three are just fucking homo manchildren bitching on solo. simply because you hate strong independent women in movies overshadowing your insecure gay closet love for your man hero Han Solo. That you've had for han solo since you first jacked off for the first time. And all the bad reviews of the new star wars movies are either made by people like you or bots. Because there is no logic in the world.
    Ugh. im gonna go rip the fucking head of a hamster now. To bring down my lesbian self-righteous feminazi ego. Or else my self-righteous feminazi ego will get so high i will literally explode into approx 100 little misandric Kathleen Kennedy Anuses before they literally implode under their extreme own weight of being a self-righteous lesbians feminazi anus. Into nothing and cease to exist because it ran out of intelligence, leaving shit stains on the floor spelling out The force is female.
    in caps....
    ....approx a hundred times..
    Just like a Star imploding into a black hole because it ran out of Hydrogen.

  • Matthew Coy
    Matthew Coy 3 days ago

    I am with Rick. I actually really liked it. I loved that it didn't wave a bunch of light sabers in my face.

  • Banzai Boy
    Banzai Boy 5 days ago

    Clearly not enough depraved, sick sexual violence-type shit for Jay.

  • Bunsen the R-Unit
    Bunsen the R-Unit 6 days ago

    "Rogue One: A Star Wars Eptic Spectacle" -Jake Bauman

  • Simon Naylor
    Simon Naylor 9 days ago +1

    I just rewatched the 1995 Wesley Snipes, Woody Harrelson, Jennifer Lopez Christmas train heist classic Money Train. I’m now pretty sure that this film was the influence for Solo. You guys have to watch the heist scene in the 1995 film and compare it to the heist in Solo! I need to see the Solo heist with the reggae Money Train song over it! Ha ha

  • Gene Jay
    Gene Jay 9 days ago

    Vader looks like a dashboard Jesus

  • Corek BleedingHollow
    Corek BleedingHollow 9 days ago +2

    I thought Solo was good. It explained all the back stories of the things in the original trilogy. How he met Chewbacca. How they made the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs. How Solo won the Millennium Falcon. How he acquired his pistol.

  • John McClain
    John McClain 9 days ago

    Sure sign the movie sucks? I don't remember a single thing from the movie

  • Mike D
    Mike D 10 days ago +1

    The movie needed an editor...badly.

  • Vahnae Alcarus
    Vahnae Alcarus 10 days ago +1

    "A Red Plastic Cup Story"
    We no joke had Solo adverts on Solo party cups at my store. I feel like corporations were waiting years to do that.

  • dweller on the threshold
    dweller on the threshold 10 days ago +2

    I'm not even trying to talk shit but, there is something very precious about an older overweight white man declaring he hates Star Wars while wearing a Star Wars shirt. It sadly encapsulates everything about the "love/hate" of star wars fans who are also "no longer a fan".

  • Mateusz Piskorski
    Mateusz Piskorski 10 days ago

    ...scene with the dinner of Han and Keira, which Mike is telling at 10 minute..is so adorable and good.

  • Melissa D
    Melissa D 11 days ago

    33:16 had me nearly spit out my drink.

  • Half_Finis
    Half_Finis 11 days ago

    30:26 OMG ShUT THE FUYCK UP

  • John Doe
    John Doe 12 days ago +2

    Han didn't shoot first. He shot Greedo, and Greedo died. Greedo couldn't shoot second because he was dead.

  • Stephen Warhurst
    Stephen Warhurst 12 days ago +1

    I didn't know Lando was a Robosexual

  • soloxcan
    soloxcan 13 days ago +1

    There's a train in shadows of the empire

  • abark
    abark 14 days ago

    Killing Woody Harrelson's character was a mistake. He was the only one in the movie with any charisma.

    • Atheist Bear
      Atheist Bear 4 days ago

      On the plus side, Beckett pushing Aurra Sing off a ledge is an image we get to hold in our hearts forever.

  • Dan Bharry
    Dan Bharry 14 days ago +1

    More people saw this review than the actual movie.

  • vesky82
    vesky82 14 days ago

    i love that rich doesn't know how to pronounce bravado

  • Ranger Red
    Ranger Red 14 days ago +1

    All right, comment thread for the Solo jokes. Here we go...
    *Solo: A Star Wars Story? More like Solo: A Box Office Story! Did anybody else on this planet besides me pay to see this movie?!*

  • J L
    J L 15 days ago

    That laugh about the train made it's rounds on the Internet. Glad I found the source. That laugh makes the stupid movie ok. As long as he is around to laugh at hollyweird, I know everything will be alright. You don't know what that means to the world right now. Thank You!

  • puuxexil
    puuxexil 15 days ago

    Rich's laughter is the new Jar Jar Antics

  • Charles T
    Charles T 15 days ago +1

    34:58 The way that it synced up!!!

  • Anthony Hathaway
    Anthony Hathaway 15 days ago

    I very much enjoyed Solo. I thought it was very refreshing and had a nice lack of faux pas that most of the modern Star Wars films have a plethora of.

  • Sr Pudinzinho
    Sr Pudinzinho 15 days ago

    I got more mileage out of the porn parody than I got from the actual movie.

  • Ricky Mason
    Ricky Mason 15 days ago

    Can you guys do a wreck it ralph 2 review? Would be great, since the movie was just plain god awful, and it got incredible reviews. I think you'd have a great time with it.

  • LabrnMystic MK
    LabrnMystic MK 16 days ago

    Rich was fairly on point. The other two have become (or always were) cynics

  • LabrnMystic MK
    LabrnMystic MK 16 days ago

    The boring heist and chase scene? you mean the thing you guys were asking for in Rogue one, and then you get it and you're still not happy? Just like every other typical fan boy who didn't enjoy the show?
    "... We can't be hypocritical here.
    **Too Late**
    You guys are still entertaining, but I roll my eyes at how fickle & retarded all fans and former fans are of movies and series today.

    • Stuart Redman
      Stuart Redman 5 days ago

      LabrnMystic MK I'm with you on the movie not being as bad as people say, but I understand their complaints, and they're saying the same thing they said in Rogue One - the heist should have BEEN the movie, not just a Star Wars set piece. To their credit, they praised the Kessel plan for the same reason - it was a heist that committed to actually having the tone of a heist movie.

  • scambune
    scambune 16 days ago

    disagree with u guys this time, still enjoy watching!

  • Alex Armijo
    Alex Armijo 16 days ago +1

    Leave Rich out, his laugh is the sound of someone strangling a large bird.

    • Stuart Redman
      Stuart Redman 5 days ago

      Alex Armijo Rich's laugh is the key to all this. He's a funnier character than we've ever had.

  • Tony Hurtado
    Tony Hurtado 17 days ago

    When you've finally watched the film and feel like you've unlocked a door in Super Mario 64 and finally get to watch the review.

  • PJ Edwards
    PJ Edwards 18 days ago

    I'm a big Star Wars fan, like Mike, and still love the universe even after the last movie shat all over it, but I'm with Rich here. I quite liked Solo. it wasn't perfect, but it was thoroughly enjoyable. And as with Rogue One, it was a movie we didnt ask for or need, but somehow ended up being better than the main trilogy we Were waiting for. That's how i feel, anyway.

  • Christian Nelson
    Christian Nelson 18 days ago

    "- Let's talk about the cinematography."
    **Doesn't talk about the cinematography.*

  • Ricardo Mata
    Ricardo Mata 19 days ago

    Soylo A Soy Wars Soyry

  • Lessly Carthan
    Lessly Carthan 20 days ago

    Stupid I was tricked with Ron Howard name on it fuck you star wars

  • Grilled Cheese
    Grilled Cheese 21 day ago

    havnt seen it. lando and the robot are shipped

  • farinal
    farinal 21 day ago

    Emilia Clarke was a miscast. Even zoe kravitz would have been much better

  • Austin Woods
    Austin Woods 22 days ago

    17:55

  • Austin Woods
    Austin Woods 22 days ago

    Hope you guys continue to cover these movies because they are universal and fascinating in how terrible they are. Honest takes are the most important. Hilarious watching this even just 1/2 a year later. Great stuff.

  • Kristal Vibes
    Kristal Vibes 22 days ago +1

    1:06-1:53
    CHECK IT OUT!
    This had me dying.

  • gurgy3
    gurgy3 24 days ago

    I think Joss Whedon should sue Disney for creating a shitty version of the Firefly series. The parallels are just ridiculous.

  • Sherlock Holmes
    Sherlock Holmes 24 days ago

    The guy in the middle seems shocked that he finds him self so opposed to the guys on the outside.

  • Skrowe Tortio
    Skrowe Tortio 25 days ago +4

    Just throwing this out there for Producer Brains... attaching a character for the sake of drawing interest is okay, but if you instead allow innovative characters, you get EXPANDED universes.
    Also, no one knew who Han, Luke, or Leia was before A New Hope. The billion dollar money machine couldn't have existed without the risk of creating the first film. Stop trying to sell us the same old stuff. Please, for the love of all that is decent, either hire people interested in movie storytelling to assist in evaluating risks or GET INTERESTED IN MORE THAN JUST INVESTMENT RETURNS! You have killed so many potential New Hopes for the sake of SSDD because "it's trending" or "it sells already." You have killed other billion dollar franchises simply because you don't know anything about the art you're supporting and have claimed it's "risk management."

  • Nina
    Nina 25 days ago

    The first like 10 minutes until they get to the airport was the worst part of the movie for me. It had so many tropes and the acting was terrible. It made me so nervous for the rest of the movie but actually enjoyed it from there until the end.

  • Lucas Colantoni
    Lucas Colantoni 26 days ago

    Bobo fett was the same problem as Maul but Maul had a cool scene so that’s why he’s so popular

  • Second Wind
    Second Wind 26 days ago

    The name of this review should be "Jay disagrees"

  • That Awesome Podcast
    That Awesome Podcast 27 days ago

    Sing: You say bravado. I say bravado...

  • Ellie Gray
    Ellie Gray 29 days ago

    Incorrect! George Lucas was not an idiot. Rewatch the scene; Obi-Wan clearly responds to the claim with a look of disbelief while the naive Luke doesn't. In the script tells it as "obvious misinformation". It's literally supposed to have been Han Solo making up a brag off the top of his head to tell to the two naive, wealthy strangers so he can get as much money as possible to pay off Jabba.
    But then Black Science Man did a thing where he didn't get the joke and complained about it.

  • Cassandra Tomie Wladyslava

    Lando is a pansexual. Dumbledore is a gay (and an Android). Next Bowser'll be into Latex and Smurfs, Optimus Prime will be into auto-erotic asphixiation...WHO THE HELL CARES ABOUT THE NON-RELEVANT SEX LIFE OF FICTIONAL CHARACTERS!? Too many people, obviously.

  • OSV
    OSV Month ago

    26:32 Rich Evans "Spacecop" is a bounty hunter.

  • [WBG] Arty
    [WBG] Arty Month ago

    26:31 Holy shit it's Rich Evans

  • kamikazemelon787
    kamikazemelon787 Month ago

    Mike nailed that Empire quote from the AT-AT operator. Geez.

  • psuengineer84
    psuengineer84 Month ago

    Red Letter is the most entertaining shit on the internet. I'm considering making my ring tone to be Rich's laugh.

  • Clear Mountain
    Clear Mountain Month ago

    Was Transformers the first, hazy, dark, lensflares everywhere, film? Man of Steel and BvS did it. Star Trek into darkness did it. Solo did it. Why do people keep ripping that look off? It sucks!

  • Chugargonfan
    Chugargonfan Month ago

    Boycott solo because Han is not pansexual enough!
    ...
    *Groan

  • TwasBrilligBrigid
    TwasBrilligBrigid Month ago

    I can’t believe that Warwick Davis’ cameo escaped this convo.

  • wonder
    wonder Month ago

    Anyone else watching this guy on the right with the great laugh and imagining him in his Antifa mask?

  • benway23
    benway23 Month ago

    Please, what is the song playing when Mile is fucking about with the the damn Falcon around 43:50?

  • Yoav Gruper
    Yoav Gruper Month ago

    I enjoyed the review more than the film

  • AndyOfSandy
    AndyOfSandy Month ago

    First off I have to say, I thought the movie was okay. I did not need it and if I didn't see it I would not be upset but it was an okay space drama in a star wars universe.

    Now I have watched all the silly cartoons. I really enjoyed the clone wars. In that one Maul reappears, but seeing Maul in this movie made no sense to me whatsoever. I have not kept up with a lot of the books, mostly because I only enjoyed one of them so far. Maul starts a underground empire in the show but then gets taken down in the show and he is captured by the emperor. In a book that takes place during this event it shows he escapes but when he heads back to the rest of his empire it is taken down and he goes into hiding. Now the clone wars ends and the empire begins and we get to Solo. Why the heck would Maul go back to trying to create an underground empire when it failed horribly the first time? So this part of the timeline is so confusing because then in Rebels, another show that occurs slightly before and up to A New Hope, Maul appears in that as a shadow in hiding being pursued by the empire. I just think this cameo makes no sense with our current timeline and I have been confused about it ever since.

  • MyGoodKarma
    MyGoodKarma Month ago

    these movies should of waited until the new trilogy was done what a fuck up

  • Paulo Pereira
    Paulo Pereira Month ago

    Apart from anything else, this movie was boring as fuck, and not just the first act; the whole fucking thing. And you like seedy stuff, Rich, fine, this movie doesn't really do it well.
    And, seriously, we need an explanation for why Han calls Chewbacca "Chewie"? GTFO of here with that shit.

  • VidyaAntics
    VidyaAntics Month ago

    Finally got around to watching the film recently. The movie explicitly says Lando didn't sleep with L3 so people need to just chill about the pansexual thing.

  • True Gooner
    True Gooner Month ago

    You can tell that Mike really loves Star Wars... but the decisions from the prequels mixed with Disney's conglomerate has worn him down so much that he's just done with the whole. It's actually kind of sad given that people think Mike is just a pure sardonic "hater" but he actually really has a love for the craft and the story of the OG Star Wars... but I love his slurred question at 38:05 really made me laugh a lot.

  • NinepinsKnave
    NinepinsKnave Month ago

    Finally saw this movie the other day. At first I thought Dryden Vos was being played by William Atherton. Then I realized I was wrong about that. Had a good time watching it.

  • dcb1138
    dcb1138 Month ago

    John Kasdan --- ..is a freak

  • Ziemowit Piasecki
    Ziemowit Piasecki Month ago

    I'm with Jay on this one

  • omfgwtfbbq90
    omfgwtfbbq90 Month ago

    Well it's better than The Last Rian Johnson Film.

  • dren %
    dren % Month ago

    You may not have noticed that emilia clarke was awful but your brain did

  • Evangeliman
    Evangeliman Month ago

    They should just do some of the lore shit, so that it's basically unrelated to the known stories... Darth plagus or some old republic shit.

  • Mat E
    Mat E Month ago

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    He loves you so much that he gave us his only begotten Son The Lord Jesus Christ to take the punishment we deserve in Hell.
    If we humble our self, repent and accept his free gift of eternal life through Jesus Christ right now by asking him, he will save you today!
    Now your new life begins by living for him, turning from your old ways and reading his word from this day forward.

  • kikiluthra
    kikiluthra Month ago

    I stand here watching the review of a shitty movie while my mom and dad are dying and I can’t stand up on my feet and help them or myself.

  • Max Boss
    Max Boss Month ago

    it was a fine movie

  • Stickman History
    Stickman History Month ago

    Solo: A Merchandise Story

  • QuantumElectricians

    I clapped when I saw tha- uhg I don't even care anymore...

  • Yakusoku no Ji
    Yakusoku no Ji Month ago

    So apparently the Kasdan's did the Han shot first scene to "make it clear" but it does not really answer the question for real if they aalso did that to retcon the retcon and not only make it happen in Solo, but also in Episode 4. Seems still pretty confusing. One scene showing a character doing something will not make him/her do that always. They should have stated in interviews if they did that for Ep4 as well.

  • Ajax
    Ajax Month ago +1

    It's really good

  • Ben Adelaide
    Ben Adelaide Month ago +1

    I’m with Jay all the way! Just watched now - and glad I didn’t watch before... don’t mind the smallness of the story, but just don’t buy this as a Solo story. In the end, it doesn’t make me feel like it enhanced the SW story. Also there were just too many cringe moments.

  • TESLA CØILS
    TESLA CØILS Month ago

    In defense of the cinematography: Those dark and gritty scenes with murkiness and low light helped portray the grim nature of war (that was a mud war - they were called Mudtroopers), it also helped with those dark smokey underbelly crime atmospheres. But, I am in line with Rich, I should probably let the adults talk :)

  • Philidor News
    Philidor News Month ago

    So many borrowed Simpson jokes in 60 seconds...

  • osbert
    osbert Month ago

    Really enjoyable film aside from the awful colour grading and dimly lit scenes.

  • Blasted Billy
    Blasted Billy Month ago +1

    43:37 El FIN!

  • Anything Helpline
    Anything Helpline Month ago

    The chubby guy in the red brick jacket is the spitting image of the sad, lonely, four-armed monkey midget in Solo. Also, he laughs like one, too. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

  • Bryan C.
    Bryan C. Month ago

    Was thinking about beer at the exact same time.

  • Mark Fennell
    Mark Fennell Month ago

    I'm with Jay on this, and I've not even seen it.

  • DecoySanchez
    DecoySanchez Month ago

    Space Cop in the group of bounty hunters was a great touch

  • Dave Booshty
    Dave Booshty Month ago

    25:55 Because of being an old "Saw-bones". They would hang out their "shingle" and be on the job on duty then as a doctor. In old tymey times. Plus I think in Trek Kirk gave him that nickname.

  • Dave Booshty
    Dave Booshty Month ago

    14:39 the Video Chess game was a callback too. (:

  • Chronusx
    Chronusx Month ago

    In the version I watched (a yohoho and a bottle of rum) the scenes were much brighter once they got off the first planet. It's like it was a different edit because they hadn't finished it in time for cinema release.

  • Leechtime
    Leechtime Month ago

    Finally watched Solo so I could watch this episode.

  • Mr Andrew
    Mr Andrew Month ago

    Rich Evan's shadow doesn't fade out, does it make him a vampire? I'm so confused...

  • Jake Smith
    Jake Smith Month ago

    the star trek meets X-Men novel at the beginning. so epic guys

  • Hex Master
    Hex Master Month ago

    That laugh kill’s me lol

  • The BoJack Horseman

    I'd watch Mike try to open a rubiks cube ship for 2 hours before I watch another Star Wars movie.

  • NotReallyABlessing
    NotReallyABlessing Month ago

    I hoped this movie would be a fun, clever smuggler-thingy with bright colors. Boy... oh boy...