Half in the Bag: Solo: A Star Wars Story

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  • danekarl
    danekarl 17 hours ago

    The droid in rogue one was also awful.

  • Ben Hramiak
    Ben Hramiak 18 hours ago

    Honestly, i liked it.

  • Adrijana Radosevic

    Thinking about this a bit later... can't they hire a writer who sort of understands writing where people of certain character came from? It's not that hard: you look at Han Solo in ANH and he's a certain type of person; a type of person you actually know in real life (we all do) and you kinda look into what's in their past. I mean is "a deep, loving relationship in which HE is the faithful one" REALLY the most reasonable thing that comes to mind for HAN fukken SOLO? Well maybe... if you're dumb. And why didn't the Producers kick in and say "look, that's the same stuff Anakin had in his past. Write something different". Remember how LUKE was very interesting because he fell for a girl that turned out to be his sister? that was INTERESTING.

  • TheArmFlailer
    TheArmFlailer 2 days ago

    Disney will never put homosexual characters in their films because China would block it from being shown in their country, and we all know how massive of a market they are.

  • 3D RECYCLED CARDBOARD MODEL MAKER

    Just watched it and to be honest it was good 👍👍 didn't need it but was good

  • Wes
    Wes 2 days ago

    I thought the score didn't work at all.

  • STIGMA custom collectibles

    I Do The Best Palpatine Impression Better Than Mike.

  • WillyDIreland
    WillyDIreland 3 days ago

    The producers of solo are genius. Film the movie to make it look pirated and people will get pissed off with the quality so will pay for a high quality version.

  • Shadow The Light
    Shadow The Light 3 days ago

    Why are the characters so dark? I just watched it last night and it looked perfectly bright to me

  • Shadow The Light
    Shadow The Light 3 days ago

    I didn't realise that L3 was supposed to be about feminist. I thought it was about racism

  • Quack Attack 5000
    Quack Attack 5000 4 days ago

    Are they wearing makeup? Do they wear makeup?
    ...
    NOTICE ME RICH EVANS!!!!! NOTICE ME!!!!

  • Andrew Lee
    Andrew Lee 5 days ago

    I still don't understand your hatred of Rogue One. So a story about how they stole the plans for the Death Star contains footage of the Death Star...
    And that's a problem because........... I got nothing.

  • Andrew Lee
    Andrew Lee 5 days ago

    It's good to see you guys not blowing smoke up each other's arses and actually disagreeing about a movie for once.

  • Jack Thomas
    Jack Thomas 5 days ago

    Rich Evans is Snoke.

  • Valkor the Green
    Valkor the Green 6 days ago

    Copies of Vampire Assassin everywhere.

  • Devin DeCicco
    Devin DeCicco 6 days ago

    Rich Evans' laugh would make a good ringtone... for when someone you hate calls.

  • Diabolical Butler
    Diabolical Butler 6 days ago

    love that dudes laugh

  • Caesar Belisarius
    Caesar Belisarius 7 days ago

    I have to say I actually quite liked Solo. I'd say it was better than Rogue One and The Last Jedi. I didn't like the L3 character much because it felt forced, shoved in, and very on the nose given the current political climate - but that's a very minor niggle. I don't know, overall I thought the film was fine given what it was.

  • Aivottaja
    Aivottaja 7 days ago

    I will never get tired of Rich's laugh.

  • chris parrish
    chris parrish 7 days ago

    When L3 died me and my niece burst out laughing :D

  • Howesenberg
    Howesenberg 7 days ago

    L3-37 - Is it possible to hate a character so much that it disturbs your bowl movement routine?

  • CaptainLogic
    CaptainLogic 8 days ago

    For the Darth Maul isn't a great character, I must ask;
    Does anyone in the Star Wars Universe need more characterization than being a demon looking dude with a DOUBLE LIGHTSABER?

  • Stephen Fawking
    Stephen Fawking 8 days ago

    For the life of me I don't understand why these people dislike Rogue One. It was actually a decent film.

  • Gundamguy 2112
    Gundamguy 2112 8 days ago

    Fade guy’s laugh is incredibly annoying...

  • oogrooq
    oogrooq 9 days ago

    Jay doesn't like any movies.
    L3 was awesome. I'm sorry Jay didn't get the joke.

  • CK_Twist
    CK_Twist 10 days ago

    OMG! someone please just fast forward the part where he's trying to figure out the falcon toy at the end :P

  • Charles Ayala
    Charles Ayala 10 days ago

    you do fail to give Ron Howard credit in salvaging the film and making it at least enjoyable. See what happens when you hire a good director to direct these high pressure important movies. If they got Howard in the beginning it would have saved $200 million, and maybe be a bit better too.

  • bla blabljak
    bla blabljak 10 days ago

    Seriously give the right guy a micro with lower sound level in the future

  • Hernard Badloght
    Hernard Badloght 10 days ago

    less than 12 parsecs

  • Frederico Batista
    Frederico Batista 10 days ago

    Who else wanted an Han Solo and Chewie adventure, post-ROTJ, with Harrison Ford, rather than this origins story?

  • Apocalypse Is here
    Apocalypse Is here 11 days ago

    Hans solo was the first star wars movie l didn't watch to the end. Unbelievable boring!

  • ToyFREAKS
    ToyFREAKS 11 days ago

    By what I am seeing these days, Fabletics is the only advertiser left on eBay

  • Michael Marple
    Michael Marple 11 days ago +1

    26:30
    One of these things is not like the others. One of these things just doesn't belong.

  • Corey Slade
    Corey Slade 12 days ago

    @28:10, the 12 parasecs thing was definitely because Lucas had no idea what a parsec was, but it was retconned in the old EU and sort of in this movie to be because only a ship as fast as the millennium falcon would have been capable of not getting trapped by the gravity of one of the black holes, which is why, supposedly, the line makes sense in reference to speed. That line means that the ship is really fast because the shortcut is impossible for any slower ships.
    Still, I prefer the original idea other people have mentioned where he was lying out his ass in order to gauge how experienced they were with space travel and how much money he could get out of them

  • bizzleblue38
    bizzleblue38 12 days ago +1

    First of all Rogue One was amazing so of course I totally disagree with any crap talk of that movie. Second I enjoyed Solo I thought Alden Ehrenreich did a great job. Gotta remember this is young Han. Donald Glover did great as well. Now as for the romance in the film, it was just ehh. Really thought she was gonna be killed but was really surprised to see Darth Maul.

  • maciekx10
    maciekx10 12 days ago +1

    I am sad that this movie made Han into a worse pilot then I though he was. I mean now his achievements can all be attributed to his ships AI.

  • Thundersub
    Thundersub 13 days ago

    Well its much better then that Last Jedi shit.

  • Rolando Topete
    Rolando Topete 13 days ago

    I see "solo" and honestly is a good movie...probably in the future they say is underrated...

  • Sky Nabess
    Sky Nabess 13 days ago

    10:17 id be great if they expanded on this more, like im not too into that darth maul thing. But given that, theres still more of a story here then last jedi.

    • Sky Nabess
      Sky Nabess 13 days ago

      Also , heh i guess han can never see him either tho :/ that kinda fucks it up too

  • Sky Nabess
    Sky Nabess 13 days ago +1

    Hey man , the train sequence was an homage to showdows of the empire, so go back to sucking plinkets dick you HAAACK! Haha jk i love you man

  • Brian Cherry
    Brian Cherry 13 days ago +1

    I'm tired of the fact that Lucas will just not admit he didn't know what a parsec was....or that Parsec means something else in A DIFFERENT GALAXY, A LONG TIME AGO.

  • ltankhsd
    ltankhsd 13 days ago

    Watched this last night. Actually enjoyed it much more than I expected.

  • Mike Krystowski
    Mike Krystowski 14 days ago +1

    I'm confused about this whole thing. I thought Firefly/Serenity was the Han Solo origin story...

  • Drew Shaver
    Drew Shaver 14 days ago

    What if they made a Star Wars movie without promoting as a Star Wars movie and Calling it something different

  • Slider6294
    Slider6294 14 days ago

    So I finally just saw this on an airplane but refrained from watching this review for spoilers until I actually watched it. The points about cinematography are SPOT ON--I thought there was a problem with my screen on the plane and just brushed it off but it happened ALL the time. Although this was a terribly unnecessary movie, generally, I'm sort of with Rich here--I liked it, because it was FUN. I enjoyed the shit out of watching this--it was fun. I didn't get all spooled up as a SW fan, just went with it. A buddy heist movie. It was OK.

  • Montana Iverson
    Montana Iverson 14 days ago

    Rich’s laugh is the best thing ever

  • gplechuckiii
    gplechuckiii 15 days ago +2

    I'm with Rich, I liked this more than any of the prequels or the recent Star Wars movies. It had a few problems but nothing that was a deal breaker.

  • Nick Newman
    Nick Newman 15 days ago +1

    Solo is fucking awful... the end

  • Dusty Fred
    Dusty Fred 16 days ago +2

    Definitely never going to watch this movie.

  • Abisso666
    Abisso666 16 days ago

    The parsec is a unit of distance, not of speed, right... so in "Solo" they actually made sense of the "made the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs" thing. The Kessel Run is probably longer than 12 parsecs, and Han did it in less parsecs cause he took a shortcut. It's like "I did a marathon in 35 km" (marathons are 42 km long).

  • PsiJohnics
    PsiJohnics 16 days ago +2

    I thoroughly enjoyed Solo. To bad it was killed at the box office by The Last Rian Johnson film.

  • Sharon Granger
    Sharon Granger 17 days ago +1

    I just rented it on Blu-ray and surprisingly it was not that bad. I was better than I thought it would be!

  • MiaowGaiGar
    MiaowGaiGar 17 days ago

    It continues to amaze me that we as a species are so insecure that literally any of us could be interested in the sexuality of literally any character, except perhaps ironically.

  • Sykotronic
    Sykotronic 17 days ago +1

    They turned up the brightness for the blu-ray

  • Painbow
    Painbow 17 days ago +1

    Why did she start fighting Han in the bad guy's office? She was clearly going to kill the bad guy so for whose benefit was all that? It's almost as if she thought there was an audience watching.

  • Dimitri Petrenko
    Dimitri Petrenko 17 days ago +1

    The Obi vs Maul thing ain't gonna happen cause it already did.

  • Dan Slash
    Dan Slash 17 days ago +1

    Just watch it. I'm with Rich Evans, kinda loved it.

  • Henry Hammond
    Henry Hammond 17 days ago +1

    Rich Evans hates Star Wars... but knows that Boba Fett's armor is Mandalorian...

  • camdon king
    camdon king 17 days ago

    Bones is called "Bones" because "Bones" bone's

  • Asdfadi Wasdisfid
    Asdfadi Wasdisfid 18 days ago +2

    This is the first of the modern Star Wars movies I actually enjoyed. It was essentially reskinned Firefly (complete with train heist, gunslinging, suspicious black lady second-in-command, etc.). The lighting decision was probably to make it seem grittier, and I feel like it worked well enough, especially in the trenches. I only found it difficult to tell what was going on in the fight with Chewie.
    I'm usually bored by blockbuster action, especially chase scenes, but I enjoyed them in this film. That might have something to do with the fact that there weren't 500 cuts per minute. When jumps occurred, they tended to add something to the scene (action and reaction in the same shot).
    It was definitely flawed, but it was a fun space romp, and at this point that's the most I could possibly hope for.

  • Luigi Nastro
    Luigi Nastro 18 days ago +1

    Rewatched it last night.
    Jesus Christ, the cinematography is truly *awful.*

  • DarthBrodius
    DarthBrodius 18 days ago

    Finally saw it. Had to turn the brightness up all the way so I could see what the fuck was going on. The movie sucked.

  • Jeffrey Riley
    Jeffrey Riley 18 days ago

    Disney knows what works and what's safe? Didn't work for Solo, did it?

  • Jeffrey Riley
    Jeffrey Riley 18 days ago +2

    Robots are robots. Why would droids and humans be equal? How could they be equal?

  • Jeffrey Riley
    Jeffrey Riley 18 days ago +2

    End of the day, we were all better off with Lucas in charge and not Disney. Sorry, George. You're an eternal asshole for the "Special Edition" but you're better than what we have now.

  • jake hopgood
    jake hopgood 18 days ago

    HIGHlarious

  • Skeptical Simmy
    Skeptical Simmy 19 days ago +2

    I finally watched it. I’m with Jay on this. Yawn. Cuts in the film were short as fuck as well, to the point where it felt like a cinematic version of a strobe light. My spouse was so bored in the third act he started timing the cuts, and the longest cut he counted was 9 seconds.

  • Dan Parus
    Dan Parus 19 days ago +1

    “SOLO”=“SHIT”

  • Liquid9281
    Liquid9281 19 days ago +1

    Finally watched this last night and I really agree with Rich

  • Ryan Barnhart
    Ryan Barnhart 19 days ago +1

    L3 was far and away the worst part of the movie.

  • Jim Parkin
    Jim Parkin 19 days ago +1

    After having played a lot of the Star Wars: Edge of the Empire RPG from Fantasty Flight, and THEN watching this for the first time, I liked it way more than I expected. Jay's comments about the climax in the office and the overall sentiment of just immersion in the setting, not strictly pointing to THINGS WE KNOW, worked very well. Star Wars writ large is an ugly, lived-in place with a lot of rough edges. This film actually portrayed that quite well.

  • C M Large
    C M Large 19 days ago +1

    I think it was the best Star Wars movie since the Phantom Menace.

  • Will Robinson
    Will Robinson 20 days ago

    "Nontraversy" has been around for years, you hacks ;)

  • Jeremiah Kane
    Jeremiah Kane 20 days ago +1

    There really isn't much to do with Maul in the movies, he already had his final showdown with Obi-Wan in the Rebels animated series. He was used well and made a more interesting character in The Clone Wars animated series, other than adding additional stories in that medium I don't see the need to expand much upon Maul beyond what is already there.

  • Anthony Zav
    Anthony Zav 20 days ago +1

    another rotten movie

  • George A. Goebel Jr.
    George A. Goebel Jr. 20 days ago

    I want to kick my own ass for kinda liking this movie

  • Jose Parcenary
    Jose Parcenary 20 days ago +1

    Solo = easily the worst SW film to date.

  • stantz
    stantz 20 days ago +1

    'Nontroversy's' beenaround since at least 2010, or possibly earlier. Sorry, Rich

  • Kanji Klub
    Kanji Klub 20 days ago

    Solo Plinkett!

  • NarratorJackDotCom
    NarratorJackDotCom 20 days ago +1

    Forty asterix, twenty obelix and the vitalstatistix of geriatrix.

  • Matt Krause
    Matt Krause 21 day ago +1

    Spacecop is also a bounty hunter? He must have been in the special edition but missed it.

  • lol
    lol 21 day ago

    26:31 what the fuck hahahahaha

  • Your Sanity
    Your Sanity 21 day ago

    If Disney wants to do a good spin-off movie, they just need jump full-on horror and make a movie based off of the Death Trooper book. It needs to be Rated-R

  • Danny in SoCal
    Danny in SoCal 21 day ago +1

    When Im feelin serious about life, I turn to Half in the Bag to remind me to stop being so serious. Mike Jay and Rich seem like good, honest people, and they remind me of time when I was truly loose and free. They crack me up too.

  • C Summers
    C Summers 21 day ago +3

    The only funny thing in the movie for me was Han speaking Wookie!

  • Gabriel
    Gabriel 21 day ago

    Better than The Last Jedi

  • George A. Goebel Jr.

    Maybe one other flaw in Empire: The Space Slug. Prob George's idea.

  • Karl Wa
    Karl Wa 22 days ago

    "Oh no, iz Emilia Clarke"

  • Mike Hawk
    Mike Hawk 22 days ago +1

    They didn't find a young version of Harrison Ford or someone with similar charisma. That's why it bombed.

  • cezar211091
    cezar211091 22 days ago +1

    Sucked ass

  • Dise Nore
    Dise Nore 23 days ago

    Guys the film is good. It's not perfect, it's not a master piece. But it's honest. With One more year, this could have been a hit.

  • Ifodder
    Ifodder 23 days ago

    When i saw the Train Part & the Planet that was producing the raw fuel i was thinking that they are references to Firefly.

  • TheUltimateRiku
    TheUltimateRiku 23 days ago +1

    Honestly I just want a Darth Vader movie.

  • Proapocalypse
    Proapocalypse 23 days ago +1

    Hans first word to Chewbacca in case you don't know wookie was Martha.

  • goauld88
    goauld88 23 days ago

    Better than the last two movies imo, but still numbing and boring and the last star wars movie I'll ever watch. I'm done.

  • Jim Jam
    Jim Jam 23 days ago +1

    You know your over the hill when you have lost the ability to operate a toy. Have a nice day :)

  • ThomasHaberkorn
    ThomasHaberkorn 24 days ago

    not too bad, not too good

  • Huw Guyver
    Huw Guyver 24 days ago

    I agree with most of the video, except that Rogue 1 kicks every other post-OT Star Wars movie to the kerb, including Solo, which was okay but kind of bland. Rogue 1 was willing to show the not-nice aspects of the rebellion, whereas in this film Han, a supposed outlaw from the wrong side of the tracks, seemed a bit too squeaky clean by comparison. He was also way too quick to help the rebels at the end. He needed to be more self-interested like he is when we meet him at the start of Epidode 4.

  • JonCombo
    JonCombo 24 days ago +1

    L3 grabs her crotch in one scene.

  • JonCombo
    JonCombo 24 days ago

    17:00 Just needed to show a wookie in the crime gang in the start.