Dieting | Michael McIntyre

  • Published on Oct 8, 2019
  • My wife sent me to an Austrian weight loss clinic and said, “Come back better looking”.
    #MichaelMcIntyre #Dieting #Food
    Facebook: TheMichaelMcIntyre/
    Twitter: @McInTweet
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Comments • 337

  • james morgan
    james morgan 2 days ago

    In austria and hungry... are you fucking stupid? The people live in pork, bacon and fat... I've had breakfasts in austria and thought "how the fuck do you get up in the morning"? The bread is heavier than my suitcase,???

  • james morgan
    james morgan 2 days ago

    He went to oxford.... and even there we flushed his head down a toilet because he was a twat... he is in his 50's now and people who meet him still think "can we flush his head down a toilet?"

  • Evision
    Evision 4 days ago

    The austrian part reminded me of a James Bond movie, anyone else?

  • bookl0ver
    bookl0ver 8 days ago

    Funny stuff but deeply unhealthy. If you wish to lose weight then you need to make changes to your every day life. Like, incorporating more exercise, or healthier foods into your lifestyle. Starving yourself for a week and dropping a load of weight is only gonna result in the weight piling back on when you eat normally.

  • Reeses xx ice skating xxx

    Dieting is controlling your body and changing wat u consume to help make u thinner but that is starvation and once u lose the weight and eat again you'll only go back to the way u r xxx

  • Animal_lover_2006
    Animal_lover_2006 13 days ago

    High metabolism checckkkkk

  • Clayton de Freitas
    Clayton de Freitas 15 days ago +1

    Fantastic he’s beyond fantastic

  • xgxcgxg
    xgxcgxg 17 days ago

    I am watching this drunk and it’s 100x funnier

  • Hasan Khan
    Hasan Khan Month ago +1

    He turns into a clicker from the last of us 😂

  • Tomato Yoshi
    Tomato Yoshi Month ago +1

    The 230 dislikes are health shop employees

  • New Thought
    New Thought Month ago

    Abs look disgusting and are in NO way a sign of excellent health.

  • Arianne Xiang
    Arianne Xiang Month ago +2

    Why I can’t laugh watching him. Anyone same feeling?

  • Ayan Ali
    Ayan Ali Month ago

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  • Sarah Halsey
    Sarah Halsey Month ago

    I am also hungry

  • Inas Iman
    Inas Iman Month ago

    I dont know but i read dieting and directly went to the fridge to get ice cream

  • Jane Braun
    Jane Braun 2 months ago +2

    He's hystericallly funny. 🤣😂

  • ismaldu dakhan
    ismaldu dakhan 2 months ago +1

    3:12 now we know where the first script for a zombie movie came from :D

  • Gregory Albert
    Gregory Albert 2 months ago +1

    Best comedian period

  • Hannah M
    Hannah M 2 months ago

    I’m lucky cause I’m not healthy but I’m not unhealthy either and I can eat what ever I want and not put weight on tho sometimes it’s annoying cause u can see my ribs 😂

  • kimsteel366
    kimsteel366 2 months ago +1

    3:59 -- *Choking on my spit*... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Ciaran Dempsey
    Ciaran Dempsey 2 months ago

    What a twat. Shit comic.

  • Jonny Sevent
    Jonny Sevent 2 months ago +10

    Michael's comic timing is so good. "They don't give you any food." lol Brilliantly delivered line.

  • youpee tralala
    youpee tralala 2 months ago

    He s the best!! 😂😂😂

  • Kevin Davies
    Kevin Davies 2 months ago +2

    He gets many of his sketches and ideas from late great Dave AllEN

    • Alison Cooper
      Alison Cooper Month ago

      Didn't his father write for Kenny Everett.
      Must be in the genes

  • Bambi Morningstar
    Bambi Morningstar 2 months ago +18

    he drank epsom and didnt eat? bruh

    you paid over a grand for anorexia

    • Bambi Morningstar
      Bambi Morningstar 2 months ago +5

      Then you should realize that my comment wasn't fucking ignorant then. You don't need to get all keyboard warrior over every single comment with the word anorexia

    • Abigail Mitchell
      Abigail Mitchell 2 months ago +2

      Bambi Morningstar believe me I know what I’m saying, I’ve had anorexic for over 30 years

    • Bambi Morningstar
      Bambi Morningstar 2 months ago +5

      @Abigail Mitchell I was an anorexic for four years. My comment was based off of drinking Epsom salt to lose weight myself. Don't get fucking offended over everything people say on the internet because MAYBE they fucking know what they're saying

    • Abigail Mitchell
      Abigail Mitchell 2 months ago +1

      Bambi Morningstar an extremely ignorant comment, do your research on anorexia

  • Sean J
    Sean J 2 months ago +1

    Literally crying now 🤣🤣

  • Maria Rodriguez
    Maria Rodriguez 2 months ago +5

    I ABSOLUTELY love him!! On my bucket list to one day attend a show

  • redbugbluebug
    redbugbluebug 2 months ago +1

    Its amazing how lot of people find him funny😳

  • MottyGlix
    MottyGlix 2 months ago +1

    I have seen a GIF of a sign, in the shape of a road hazard warning sign, saying, "Caution. Hungry dieter. May bite if provoked."

  • CaseyKay
    CaseyKay 2 months ago +1

    I’ve watched this video over 50 times now and 4:37 still makes me laugh so much 😂😂😭😭

  • Jreg
    Jreg 2 months ago


  • Alan White
    Alan White 2 months ago

    I've watched loads of Michael McIntyre and he is very funny but he does need to have his trousers tailored...far too long.

  • Green Right Hand
    Green Right Hand 2 months ago +1

    His metabolism sounds like Trump

  • Jenuine JonesZen Productions

    If your stomach sounds like that.. drink 16oz of water

  • Vicki Henderson
    Vicki Henderson 2 months ago

    Lol love him so funnh xx♡♥

  • Con cro
    Con cro 3 months ago +1

    He's so funny and clever

  • Lua
    Lua 3 months ago +3

    It’s the Mayr Clinic if anyone was wondering

  • Diane Clark
    Diane Clark 3 months ago +7

    My best is when he jokes about letting someone in front of you in the traffic. Hahahahahaha!

  • Diane Clark
    Diane Clark 3 months ago +2

    He is so hilarious. Could watch for days. Love him.

  • floww bucket
    floww bucket 3 months ago

    Who's dieting 😴

  • Monique Uhrmacher
    Monique Uhrmacher 3 months ago


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    Gas- couldn't stop laughing

  • Grace Valle
    Grace Valle 3 months ago +1

    How does he make it funny? Something that I get so desperate to do. My cousin is 26 and does not get fat at all 😒. She does not exercise. Her favorite food is French fries 😱 and she stays skinny. 🤔 How could she be related to me. 😣

    • Christine Sharland
      Christine Sharland 3 months ago


  • Fred Creedy
    Fred Creedy 3 months ago +1

    I find this guy about as funny as a cancer diagnosis!

  • Neil Egan
    Neil Egan 3 months ago

    unfunny shouty twat

  • Mixed AMVs
    Mixed AMVs 3 months ago +99

    “Don’t be too happy, this is a temporary situation” me though 😂

  • James Robb Àrtist42
    James Robb Àrtist42 3 months ago

    My favourite all time comedian

  • Kathleen Bennett
    Kathleen Bennett 3 months ago

    Hahah!! Exactly

  • Khanage911
    Khanage911 3 months ago

    Stone = 14 pounds
    Your welcome

  • BARBER Turko
    BARBER Turko 3 months ago

    He need to new hair style

  • Nisha K
    Nisha K 3 months ago +1

    I have done water fasting in the past and this is hilariously accurate😂

    • Mohammed Israr
      Mohammed Israr 3 months ago

      @Annie oh hello Annie. If you don't have something nice to say, why say anything at all? I'm a Muslim, and your comments have hurt my heart. Don't you care how you make your fellow man feel with your ill thought comments? Or was that your objective? Hurt a Muslims feelings, just because he's a Muslim? Doesn't matter what type of person he is??

    • Mohammed Israr
      Mohammed Israr 3 months ago

      @Dutchik I agree, my point is physically you will not be causing any harm to yourself.

    • Annie
      Annie 3 months ago

      @Mohammed Israr no harm you say? It seems a hungry moslem is a very angry one who cheats on their wives with the other wives and run people over oh and bomb kids in arenas. Islam is a cult. Get well soon!

    • Dutchik
      Dutchik 3 months ago +3

      @Mohammed Israr that would be intermittend fasting. And is quite difficult. Also kids don't have to and neither do women on their period or of course pregnant women.
      Water fasting usually is for days at a time, not just daytime.

    • Mohammed Israr
      Mohammed Israr 3 months ago +1

      @Nisha K I would have to disagree. Muslims all over the world, fast from sunrise to sunset, and no one has ever come to any type of harm as a result of fasting. Even children fast.

  • Rumesha Jeyavudeen
    Rumesha Jeyavudeen 3 months ago +346

    I’m afraid to go to any of his shows since I might literally die from laughter

    • LM H
      LM H 11 days ago

      I just watched this on dieting and i laughed so much i needed a tissue. It’s the second time i’ve watched this and it still makes me laugh so much.

    • Sparkling Diva1111
      Sparkling Diva1111 2 months ago +7

      @hotbambi2010 Hahaha, how funny! I know the feeling, I sometimes have that at home watching him. Sometimes have to pause the vid so I can catch my breath again. I'd also fear how I'd fare seeing him in RL.

    • hotbambi2010
      hotbambi2010 2 months ago +9

      Rumesha Jeyavudeen oh believe me it happens to me both times I’ve seen him live I have laughed so much I cry and cant breath the man sitting in front of me ask if I was ok
      Soooo embarrassing

    • Ella D
      Ella D 3 months ago


  • J C
    J C 3 months ago

    He is brilliant in his observation skills. 👍

  • Rich Boy P
    Rich Boy P 3 months ago

    Sub my page guys new track on now blowing up like 🏎💨💨💨💨🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • Simge Karabulut
    Simge Karabulut 3 months ago +71

    I watch Michael when I'm feeling really down and he never fails to make me laugh

  • anita gerard
    anita gerard 3 months ago


  • JC
    JC 3 months ago

    The Scottish comic Frankie Boyle's piss take on this guy is spot on...he's just not that funny!

  • Sera_sam
    Sera_sam 3 months ago +6

    Dieting - the thing i can never commit to

  • Nazeeda Kors
    Nazeeda Kors 3 months ago +1


  • Mr T
    Mr T 3 months ago +4

    This guy is not funny at all. Must Appeal to half wits!