Dieting | Michael McIntyre

  • Published on Oct 8, 2019
  • My wife sent me to an Austrian weight loss clinic and said, “Come back better looking”.
    #MichaelMcIntyre #Dieting #Food
    Facebook: TheMichaelMcIntyre/
    Twitter: @McInTweet
  • ComedyComedy

Comments • 260

  • Con jaw
    Con jaw 4 days ago

    He's so funny and clever

  • Lua
    Lua 6 days ago +3

    It’s the Mayr Clinic if anyone was wondering

  • Diane Clark
    Diane Clark 6 days ago +4

    My best is when he jokes about letting someone in front of you in the traffic. Hahahahahaha!

  • Diane Clark
    Diane Clark 6 days ago +1

    He is so hilarious. Could watch for days. Love him.

  • floww bucket
    floww bucket 6 days ago

    Who's dieting 😴

  • Monique Uhrmacher
    Monique Uhrmacher 7 days ago


  • Let your mind be free - Meditate

    Gas- couldn't stop laughing

  • Grace Valle
    Grace Valle 7 days ago +1

    How does he make it funny? Something that I get so desperate to do. My cousin is 26 and does not get fat at all 😒. She does not exercise. Her favorite food is French fries 😱 and she stays skinny. 🤔 How could she be related to me. 😣

    • Christine Sharland
      Christine Sharland 4 days ago


  • Fred Creedy
    Fred Creedy 7 days ago

    I find this guy about as funny as a cancer diagnosis!

  • Neil Egan
    Neil Egan 7 days ago

    unfunny shouty twat

  • Mixed AMVs
    Mixed AMVs 7 days ago +22

    “Don’t be too happy, this is a temporary situation” me though 😂

  • James Robb Àrtist42

    My favourite all time comedian

  • Kathleen Bennett
    Kathleen Bennett 7 days ago

    Hahah!! Exactly

  • Khanage911
    Khanage911 8 days ago

    Stone = 14 pounds
    Your welcome

  • BARBER Turko
    BARBER Turko 8 days ago

    He need to new hair style

  • Nisha K
    Nisha K 8 days ago +1

    I have done water fasting in the past and this is hilariously accurate😂

    • Mohammed Israr
      Mohammed Israr 2 days ago

      @Annie oh hello Annie. If you don't have something nice to say, why say anything at all? I'm a Muslim, and your comments have hurt my heart. Don't you care how you make your fellow man feel with your ill thought comments? Or was that your objective? Hurt a Muslims feelings, just because he's a Muslim? Doesn't matter what type of person he is??

    • Mohammed Israr
      Mohammed Israr 2 days ago

      @Dutchik I agree, my point is physically you will not be causing any harm to yourself.

    • Annie
      Annie 5 days ago

      @Mohammed Israr no harm you say? It seems a hungry moslem is a very angry one who cheats on their wives with the other wives and run people over oh and bomb kids in arenas. Islam is a cult. Get well soon!

    • Dutchik
      Dutchik 5 days ago +3

      @Mohammed Israr that would be intermittend fasting. And is quite difficult. Also kids don't have to and neither do women on their period or of course pregnant women.
      Water fasting usually is for days at a time, not just daytime.

    • Mohammed Israr
      Mohammed Israr 7 days ago

      @Nisha K I would have to disagree. Muslims all over the world, fast from sunrise to sunset, and no one has ever come to any type of harm as a result of fasting. Even children fast.

  • Rumesha Jeyavudeen
    Rumesha Jeyavudeen 8 days ago +85

    I’m afraid to go to any of his shows since I might literally die from laughter

    • Ella D
      Ella D 7 days ago


    • Jodie Mullan
      Jodie Mullan 8 days ago

      I've been and i swear i was sobbing from laughing so hard

  • J C
    J C 8 days ago

    He is brilliant in his observation skills. 👍

  • Rich Boy P
    Rich Boy P 8 days ago

    Sub my page guys new track on now blowing up like 🏎💨💨💨💨🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • Simge Karabulut
    Simge Karabulut 8 days ago +32

    I watch Michael when I'm feeling really down and he never fails to make me laugh

  • anita gerard
    anita gerard 8 days ago


  • jcook109
    jcook109 9 days ago

    The Scottish comic Frankie Boyle's piss take on this guy is spot on...he's just not that funny!

  • SeraphicSamantha
    SeraphicSamantha 9 days ago +6

    Dieting - the thing i can never commit to

  • Nazeeda Kors
    Nazeeda Kors 9 days ago +1


  • Mr T
    Mr T 9 days ago +3

    This guy is not funny at all. Must Appeal to half wits!

  • Karen Curtis
    Karen Curtis 9 days ago +1

    My fridge doesn't make a noice thank goodness, I would keep the wife awake all night. Pp, snack , pp, snack 😴🤗😳

  • Vote for Pedro
    Vote for Pedro 9 days ago +1

    loveeee his physical comedy! kills me :p

  • Esther ‘-‘
    Esther ‘-‘ 9 days ago +1


  • Wendy Dee
    Wendy Dee 10 days ago +10

    I absolutely adore this man! Just wondering if anyone else is using google to find out how to lose 14lbs (1 stone) in a week using epsom salt? Without the fasting lol

  • Copper Bunnies
    Copper Bunnies 10 days ago

    does a very good zombie impression

  • Tekashi 6ix9ine
    Tekashi 6ix9ine 10 days ago

    I thought he was a comedian 🤔

  • sad boi
    sad boi 10 days ago +5

    As a skeleton I feel quite saddened by this

  • dylan Kirkland
    dylan Kirkland 10 days ago +1

    Going to get a snack now.

  • Charming nowhere to hide
    Charming nowhere to hide 10 days ago +10

    I have watched is so many times in always makes me laugh.

  • dagmarka lucic
    dagmarka lucic 10 days ago

    It would be awesome when he would come to Vienna.

  • madhav raj
    madhav raj 10 days ago

    People uhv to gain muscle thats it
    If u dont eat ur metabolism will fk up n will regain weight faster n more weight
    U just to lift weight n eat a protein rich diet n thats it u will be amazed
    Thats applicable to both sexes

  • Hugh Conboy
    Hugh Conboy 10 days ago

    I like it how he's both funny and fat. Because a lot of these comedians think that they're funny, but they're not. And many think that because they're fat that they're entitled to their own tv show, when in fact they're not because they're not even funny.

  • DoubleDeckerAnton
    DoubleDeckerAnton 10 days ago +3

    There is a guy on 'The Apprentice' on BBC1 who reminds me of you...!!! 😂🤣

    • A Man Has No Name
      A Man Has No Name 8 days ago +3

      The guy on The Apprentice is a LOT more effeminate though 😂😂

  • Sharon P
    Sharon P 10 days ago +2

    Why not just go on a plant-based diet, lost weight and healthy

  • Paul Osc Slots
    Paul Osc Slots 10 days ago

    This guy was funny for about a week some years ago. His act is literally the same every time.

  • Ellen Herman
    Ellen Herman 10 days ago +1

    Omg i get a headache laughing so hard!!!

  • Leopard Bra Brado
    Leopard Bra Brado 10 days ago

    I think I may have peed a little 😂😂😂😂

  • Amas Bansal Art
    Amas Bansal Art 10 days ago +76

    McIntyre's physical comedy is unmatched. Hilarious.

    • M3rlin
      M3rlin 7 days ago

      @Amas Bansal Art yeah. you get tired just watching him run and jump around.

    • Amas Bansal Art
      Amas Bansal Art 7 days ago +1

      @M3rlin ohh good one. He's a bit frantic for my taste though.

    • M3rlin
      M3rlin 8 days ago +2

      Lee Evans.

  • sillyme sillyyou
    sillyme sillyyou 11 days ago

    The newest language- stomach growl.

    • hen ko
      hen ko 10 days ago

      much that you could chew them in anger

    FJ HAYDN 11 days ago

    Ha, ha! I found a new one

    • FJ HAYDN
      FJ HAYDN 10 days ago

      @Leopard Bra Brado ? (I found a new McINTYRE SKETCH)

    • Leopard Bra Brado
      Leopard Bra Brado 10 days ago

      much that you could chew them in anger

  • Cassie
    Cassie 11 days ago

    the body. The only good solution is a healthy diet and exercise.

    • hen ko
      hen ko 10 days ago

      you should invite me for dinner sometimes.... i'll eat it all....i wont leave anything to you...and i promise not to bring reading glasses, pens, nor hate those things so

  • Cashmeoutside Howbowdah

    This is probably funny if you're boring as fuck

  • LDC
    LDC 11 days ago +2

    Michael, Michael, Michael... god you're the best

  • Manny Khan
    Manny Khan 11 days ago

    Laughed so hard I had to go to the loo

    • Cassie
      Cassie 11 days ago


  • Good things Out there
    Good things Out there 11 days ago +3

    One of the great one... today all comedian was only curse and make jokes only about one thing.. this one is real talent

  • brucedickinson12
    brucedickinson12 11 days ago +1


  • joanne greedy
    joanne greedy 11 days ago funny

  • Zina Stanescu
    Zina Stanescu 11 days ago

    In every private hospital is the same, they not give you proper food .

  • hen ko
    hen ko 11 days ago

    Hi five fellow dieters 🙌

  • kernowarty
    kernowarty 11 days ago +5

    Why does he talk as if he is talking to a baby?

    • kernowarty
      kernowarty 8 days ago +1

      @Martin Ward Yes, but he is not talking to babies is he. He is talking to adults.

    • Martin Ward
      Martin Ward 9 days ago +2

      Because he has young kids. Poo and pee pee are normal words to be now 😂

  • Mer cordi
    Mer cordi 11 days ago

    As sanitary profesional that is not healthy! Really funny 😋

  • CarelessPanda 22
    CarelessPanda 22 11 days ago +107

    When you pay to not eat food
    Poor people can’t relate

    • hen ko
      hen ko 11 days ago +2

      Wow, retardation and anti-health in one.

  • Jennifer Grant
    Jennifer Grant 11 days ago

    I love your comedy. So Funny! because it's True! Very glad to discover MM. XXX

  • GraceFace
    GraceFace 11 days ago +1

    I work in a health food shop but I don’t have anything to do with that lifestyle. So ironically I’m the healthiest looking thing there

  • sexypoetry
    sexypoetry 11 days ago +1

    you should invite me for dinner sometimes.... i'll eat it all....i wont leave anything to you...and i promise not to bring reading glasses, pens, nor hate those things so much that you could chew them in anger