Trying To Choose Wedding Colors. Chad Thornsberry

  • Published on Aug 30, 2019
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Comments • 100

  • Rant Therapist
    Rant Therapist Month ago

    so good

  • Betty Houk
    Betty Houk Month ago

    My comment is in reference to a movie commercial . the fact remains war isn’t funny !particularly when trying to portray Hitler as funny Not funny ever !πŸ‘Ž

  • Betty Houk
    Betty Houk Month ago

    World 2 was not a comedy millions of people died horribly , think about it !

  • Truth Seeker
    Truth Seeker 2 months ago +2

    Hate humour that deprecate a partner, especially in marriage.

  • Thomas Smith
    Thomas Smith 2 months ago +1

    Wow! An 86/14% split. That sounds fair. I would've taken the doors and windows.

  • Vee
    Vee 2 months ago +2

    The dryers door! Genius! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Trixie Cat
    Trixie Cat 2 months ago +6

    I always wanted the biggest one and never got it because my parents thought it was way too expensive so when I was grown and on my own I bought the big one. Woo hoo! LOL!

    • Trixie Cat
      Trixie Cat 4 days ago +1

      TazarZero I used them.

    • TazarZero
      TazarZero 4 days ago +1

      Did you ever use them? Or did you buy them because your parents wouldn't? :)

  • Sangria Dracul
    Sangria Dracul 2 months ago +3

    Chad Thornsberry became my favorite one in this channel!

  • Truth Stalker
    Truth Stalker 2 months ago

    *Notice the eerie silence at this point?? Do you know why it happened? Because a MAN said it about a WOMAN. Had a woman said that (or a man said that SHE only took HER 14% that affected HIS 96%), some laughter would've kicked off right there! Females are VERY sensitive about ANYTHING that sounds or looks like it might be detrimental to a female. No one cares much about what happens to males. Males get laughed at. Not so much with females (except in SOME cases where it's a female poking fun at herself but it also depends on the context).* πŸ€” πŸ‘€

    • spirals 73
      spirals 73 2 months ago

      I'm female and I found it the funniest joke of the whole set.

  • Cindy Eckles
    Cindy Eckles 3 months ago


  • Shiahian
    Shiahian 3 months ago


  • Eben Wagner
    Eben Wagner 3 months ago +4

    "all of em. those are mine. give em here". XD why do i find that so funny?

  • Sciranger6
    Sciranger6 3 months ago +8

    Girls can see 4x as many colors as guys. :)

  • Matt gaming
    Matt gaming 3 months ago

    Opening killed me

  • Claudine B
    Claudine B 3 months ago +14

    "My yellow crayon weighs 9 pounds and I am 6 years old" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • chimakalu41
    chimakalu41 3 months ago

    Hahha πŸ‘

  • Jason Smith
    Jason Smith 3 months ago

    I don’t believe he’s married

  • batmanfan20101
    batmanfan20101 3 months ago


  • AntBee
    AntBee 3 months ago +1

    I forgot how much I wanted the 52 box with sharpener!🀣

  • Jessica Milestone
    Jessica Milestone 3 months ago +1

    Absolutely hilarious 🀣

    MGTOW SWORD 3 months ago

    Once when a woman I was going to marry, and I am glad I didn't, asked me to go to the store and buy her some tampons when she was in the bathroom, I replied, "No, you knew full well in advance that you needed them, so go get them yourself." She thought I was supposed to care when she got upset about my answer, but I didn't.

  • Christian kathryn Grimes

    i want my wedding colors to be yellow gold darkblue like navy blue and maybe red

  • Shannon Abeywardena
    Shannon Abeywardena 3 months ago +4

    I remember macaroni and cheese and robin's egg blue.

    • spirals 73
      spirals 73 2 months ago

      I'm so old that my box didn't have those colors yet.

  • jinxiejae
    jinxiejae 3 months ago +58

    The 64 set with the built in sharpener = grade school ballin.

    • Violet Joy
      Violet Joy 3 months ago

      πŸ˜‚ That was my prized possession. I took meticulous care of those for years.

  • Matthew Martin
    Matthew Martin 3 months ago +2

    My grandmother gave me a piece of thread and told me to go to the sewing store and get a spindle of thread. It was white. I went and got the white thread. Apparently I got polar white and it needed to be off white. I still can't see the difference but whatever, I sure heard it up until she passed away.

  • gans subs
    gans subs 3 months ago +2

    Too good Chad. Absolutely love all your clips .. huge fan :)

  • ChipArgyle
    ChipArgyle 3 months ago +2

    The top 25 richest divorcees are all women. How long is it going to take men to catch up?

  • hillbilly bob
    hillbilly bob 3 months ago +1

    Good to see Chad back!

  • NGMonocrom
    NGMonocrom 3 months ago +30

    I had the 64 box with the fancy sharpener on the back..... sooo many useless colors I never had a chance to use.

  • T.j. Wright
    T.j. Wright 3 months ago +29

    Hilarious! I'm thinking about the 14% and he ready took the dryer door!

    • Chad Thornsberry
      Chad Thornsberry 3 months ago +2

      Haha. Thanks. I like that someone likes the dryer door line

  • Lindsey Gustad Finance
    Lindsey Gustad Finance 3 months ago +3

    That's some serious kindergarten bitterness! haha!

  • Jay Brown
    Jay Brown 3 months ago


  • E K Daufin
    E K Daufin 3 months ago +1

    Dryer...door. 🀣

  • Jeff Jeffers
    Jeff Jeffers 3 months ago +1

    Love this guy!

  • NoOneOfConsequence
    NoOneOfConsequence 3 months ago +137

    You want the house? I want the roof.

    • Things I like
      Things I like 3 months ago

      NoOneOfConsequence "i must know" "get used to disappointment" its from that movie, the princess bride, right?

    • billion8
      billion8 3 months ago

      NoOneOfConsequence Reminds me of an old Madea movie

    • Jonathan Devon
      Jonathan Devon 3 months ago +3

      You want the dog? Fine, i want...

    • Dawn Wayfinder
      Dawn Wayfinder 3 months ago +3

      Roof? Too easy. I want the basement.

  • Raine Devries
    Raine Devries 3 months ago

    So true, and so funny!

  • 1stAmbientGrl
    1stAmbientGrl 3 months ago +1

    Dane Cook is annoying. This guy's funny.

  • PrognatusSeptem
    PrognatusSeptem 3 months ago +1

    yes. funny.thanks.

  • CamTheDestroyer
    CamTheDestroyer 3 months ago +3

    This legend is back!

    • CamTheDestroyer
      CamTheDestroyer 3 months ago

      Chad Thornsberry OH MY GOD HE RESPONDED TO ME! Dude you are the funniest comedian I’ve ever seen! Keep up the great work!

    • Chad Thornsberry
      Chad Thornsberry 3 months ago

      ha! Legend? lol. I really appreciate it.

  • x3 JuJy Fruits
    x3 JuJy Fruits 3 months ago +18

    Yes! I’ve been waiting for another video with his stand up-so funny!

    • felipe rosa
      felipe rosa 3 months ago

      @chad thornsberry, since you are reading these. Please come to the stress factory in Bridgeport CT.

    • Chad Thornsberry
      Chad Thornsberry 3 months ago

      Thank you. Appreciate it

    • Chad Thornsberry
      Chad Thornsberry 3 months ago

      @James Dakis, D.Min. Thank you very much

    • Chad Thornsberry
      Chad Thornsberry 3 months ago

      @felipe rosa I appreciate it. Thanks so much

    • Chad Thornsberry
      Chad Thornsberry 3 months ago

      Thanks I really appreciate it.

  • lunacron
    lunacron 3 months ago +62

    Do kids these days still have crayons and coloring books.

    • acan thus
      acan thus Month ago

      XmanSully the very fact that you can see that you had and are strong enough to admit it gives very strong hope for the rest of your parenting. I would say you are at least in the top 15 percentile.

    • billion8
      billion8 3 months ago

      drtbag39 Hope you're okay and get out the dumps soon.

    • Drtbag39
      Drtbag39 3 months ago

      @XmanSully Wow,youre just A jackass. Thats it,thats all youre worth.

    • XmanSully
      XmanSully 3 months ago +1

      @Drtbag39 So, your hands are too shaky to hold a mop, but you can point your finger thousands of times to touch exact points on a tablet or iPad screen?
      I am guessing you can't handle a smartphone with hands that shaky.
      Anyways, I never said apps to aid the physically challenged were a bad thing, did I? I specifically said apps vs. arts. I don't force them to my way of thinking. The little one has an app like that on her tablet, I even helped her finish one. It is just not my way.
      And I totally do as I preach. The only things decorating my house are things made by us

    • Dvine Slim
      Dvine Slim 3 months ago +1

      They do and for adults too. I still enjoy coloring

  • YTYKM _
    YTYKM _ 3 months ago +114

    If you had the Crayola 8 pack you were richer than my family. We had RoseArt. The ones were the color streaked

    • Madge F
      Madge F 3 months ago +2

      Oh they were dreadful! I was that spoilt brat with the big crayola box.

  • Dvine Slim
    Dvine Slim 3 months ago +21

    My favorite crayons from the 64 were sky blue and meadow green. I don't think they have them anymore though.

  • Dale Holbert
    Dale Holbert 3 months ago +3

    Going to go watch paint dry

  • Dvine Slim
    Dvine Slim 3 months ago +22

    I remember the original 8 crayons. When my sisters can't figure out which green I'm talking about I always tell them the green from the original crayon setπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Pearl * Tears
    Pearl * Tears 3 months ago +6

    this is my dad and mom totally

  • Austin
    Austin 3 months ago +72

    Wow. That Dry Bar banner along the bottom is up to almost 30% of the screen. That is a tacky and annoying way to copyright/advertise something.

    • Austin
      Austin 3 months ago

      @Ashton Montgomery Wow. I left that comment after 3 seconds of watching. On another note, I loved Chad's whole act, and this bit was just as funny as the others.
      I'll try to remember though to lead with praise for the comedian next time. Thx

    • Dawn Wayfinder
      Dawn Wayfinder 3 months ago +3

      I think it was to show the audience the difference between Periwinkle and Cornflower.

    • tintinismybelgian
      tintinismybelgian 3 months ago +4

      I rarely watch. Mostly, I just listen.

    • Ashton Montgomery
      Ashton Montgomery 3 months ago +8

      Austin wow. You watch a whole comedy video and the only thing you can say is that the banner is annoying. Way to be encouraging!

    • Joey_Bones Jr
      Joey_Bones Jr 3 months ago +8

      Yup its getting progressively worse. I just hope to be able to at least hear it in the future

  • Paa Joe
    Paa Joe 3 months ago +2


  • MooreLoveMinistrys
    MooreLoveMinistrys 3 months ago +5

    I have the first view first like. Hilarious!!!!!