Net Zeroes - Internet Cafe Simulator Funny Moments

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Comments • 80

  • AiErudito __-_-__
    AiErudito __-_-__ 4 days ago


  • Ryan Halstead
    Ryan Halstead 16 days ago

    Adams beard failed at hiding his herpes.

  • SiLenT366
    SiLenT366 16 days ago

    There is literally a food shop about six steps outside of the cafe.

  • Marvin Castro
    Marvin Castro Month ago

    This game has My Summer Car potential

  • stiefdb
    stiefdb Month ago

    Do ppl even play this game in a non ironic way? Nice video

  • Useless Fox
    Useless Fox Month ago

    Weird. This game uses the same base map as "Onward" (The VR combat sim) does for its subway map. Guessing it's a premade unity asset that both games used.

  • Garrett Michaels
    Garrett Michaels 2 months ago


  • Panzer Man
    Panzer Man 2 months ago +2

    That homeless person wasn't real, it was Adam's vision of his future self.

  • bigmuthafooka
    bigmuthafooka 2 months ago

    Charlotte!!! Go Hornets baby!!!! RiP Kobe even tho you didn’t wanna play for us

  • Saul Weinberger
    Saul Weinberger 2 months ago

    Google Assistant managed to activate on my phone the second Ryan said Google.

  • Bob Heath
    Bob Heath 2 months ago

    Gaagle would have been the right name just sayin.

  • Nami Kiyomizu
    Nami Kiyomizu 2 months ago

    Should have called it 'Surf Shop'.

  • Jan Štefanič
    Jan Štefanič 2 months ago

    Where's that Tampon bucket?

  • Robert Johnson
    Robert Johnson 2 months ago

    This was bringin back dollal simulator vibes...yeesh.

  • Rob B
    Rob B 2 months ago

    I wish I could put my peepee elyses mouth hole

  • †JΔE †
    †JΔE † 2 months ago

    In-her-net cafe😂

  • NvrStpGaming
    NvrStpGaming 2 months ago

    Remember when Ford stole Firewatch art?

  • Jamie Tarbuck
    Jamie Tarbuck 2 months ago

    You'd think ryan would be more sympathetic towards the homeless man considering he used to be like him

  • Noah Petty
    Noah Petty 2 months ago

    Café LANdaulet where half of the building has no roof.

  • MrJellyton
    MrJellyton 2 months ago

    Adam looks good in white.

  • Chobo
    Chobo 2 months ago

    Please make this a series!!

  • pieanddanish
    pieanddanish 2 months ago

    Was that cat photo a tribute to lirik?

  • Marty B
    Marty B 2 months ago +5

    “Tutorials. That could be...”

  • TheDrakenZ
    TheDrakenZ 2 months ago

    2:06 - The guy in the black jacket. It's Lawrence.

  • Colin Alexander
    Colin Alexander 2 months ago

    I'm glad Adam gave that homeless guy a chance. Because that internet cafe owner believed in him and gave him a chance, he developed a passion and the skill to become an award winning video editor for the popular GouTube channel, FudHauz

  • The Unofficial Simpson
    The Unofficial Simpson 2 months ago

    Should have named it nothing but net

  • Orlando Trustfull
    Orlando Trustfull 2 months ago

    You can do literally anything in this game, from throwing a games cabinet through a wall, to beating up a homeless guy with a baseball bat, impressive.

  • DreyfussFrost
    DreyfussFrost 2 months ago

    Benjamin Net 'n' Yahoo

  • Sage Sakelarides
    Sage Sakelarides 2 months ago

    Easily the best roster for a video that funhaus can pick

  • SM Kris
    SM Kris 2 months ago +1

    I’m convinced this channel is nothing but retired cocaine addicts

  • VN DM
    VN DM 2 months ago

    This map is from the vr game "ONWARD" WTF LOL

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  • Jeremiah goff
    Jeremiah goff 2 months ago

    Lol and so funny

  • Grizz
    Grizz 2 months ago

    They should've had Law Dog for this gameplay and called it Hard Nettin'

  • kaspaaaudio
    kaspaaaudio 2 months ago

    That cat picture in the hotel room looks like Lirik’s cat

  • Bill Bronson
    Bill Bronson 2 months ago

    You should of called it “Crackffee Hause”

  • nexra
    nexra 2 months ago

    2:54 Can we show that, Bruce?
    Bruce? BRUUUUUUCE!

  • Kyansor
    Kyansor 2 months ago

    C A F R I C A

  • Erik Lucas
    Erik Lucas 2 months ago

    Please make this a series... please for the love of the homeless guy

  • Sharklops
    Sharklops 2 months ago

    I particularly like the Kong of Kong arcade cabinet

  • smartpig555119
    smartpig555119 2 months ago +1

    Suggestion for a name: President Net 'n' Yahoo

  • Rockin’ Pixels
    Rockin’ Pixels 2 months ago

    ...they make microphones that clip onto your shirt collar.

  • TheAgileFatman
    TheAgileFatman 2 months ago

    "tutorials...nope" is an accurate description of this channel

  • flugelblarghen
    flugelblarghen 2 months ago

    Am I the only one who thinks Ryan sound like I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.?

  • Ken Campbell
    Ken Campbell 2 months ago

    HardNettin Cafe

  • WarpStarKirby
    WarpStarKirby 2 months ago

    >starts game
    >IMMEDIATELY eats cat food out of the fridge.
    "You ate too much."

  • New Message
    New Message 2 months ago

    Oof have firewatch screen too

  • Liquid Pixels
    Liquid Pixels 2 months ago

    Holy shit, just turn on the fucking Vsync already!

  • deddwolf
    deddwolf 2 months ago

    I really love Ryan in videos. He is very funny.

  • dayna chin
    dayna chin 2 months ago

    I ilke this video

  • cflibbs
    cflibbs 2 months ago

    Here because of the clickbait...
    Elyse would never go dark blonde, I cant believe I thought she would!
    Edit: "I came" didnt sound right so had to go with "Here"

  • Endrit
    Endrit 2 months ago

    The great Netscape? (Cafe name )

  • Andrew Ward
    Andrew Ward 2 months ago

    No one else going to mention how much James looks like Hugh Laurie? Go look up pictures of Hugh without a beard. You'd think it's his dad

    • Corey Casciano
      Corey Casciano 2 months ago

      022Mopar I think James looks like Thomas Middleditch

  • Brandon M
    Brandon M 2 months ago

    "it's never lupus." -gregory house

  • Gryffen
    Gryffen 2 months ago

    Net N Yahoo

  • Bailey Jackson
    Bailey Jackson 2 months ago

    Mad props to whoever photoshopped the title photo

  • organicmilk5
    organicmilk5 2 months ago +1

    2:05 lmao it's Lawerence

    • daneo
      daneo 2 months ago


  • no name
    no name 2 months ago

    You guys actually played a game...

  • Jermy Jerm
    Jermy Jerm 2 months ago

    Shoutout from Charlotte NC

  • Renster
    Renster 2 months ago

    shoulda called it cumfe

  • Ya Boy Blue
    Ya Boy Blue 2 months ago

    War Star: Medi Fall is my new favorite game simply because the box art is the Serenity from Firefly.

  • Sharktooth57
    Sharktooth57 2 months ago

    4:37 adam breaks the game. Beautiful.

  • Jeremy Hardaway
    Jeremy Hardaway 2 months ago

    I'm pretty sure Ryan is the long lost brother of Keith from the Try Guys. They're both from Tennessee, have big mouths,long heads and a kind of similar face.

  • CaptObvious
    CaptObvious 2 months ago

    Of the people who fill in the slot of Bruce as the 3rd talking head in these gameplays I think I like Ryan the most. Or maybe it's just pity for the homeless.

  • Idk M8
    Idk M8 2 months ago

    Ryan is by far the most handsome man on funhaus now, sorry James but he crippin a bit harder

  • Erik
    Erik 2 months ago +1

    WOW Adam gets to hang out with the stars of Peach Harvest? I'm so jealous!

  • TheDapperdespot
    TheDapperdespot 2 months ago

    Benjamin Net-anyahu

  • Dan CG
    Dan CG 2 months ago +63

    God I miss Bruce with this crew. As someone already pointed out, this is the Spiritual Successor to *Club Naughty*
    Love you Papa B

    • oddfind
      oddfind 2 months ago

      @H Vs M *Angry deer noises* >:(

    • Natilyi M
      Natilyi M 2 months ago +5

      @H Vs M I actually want to punch you... Ive never wanted to hurt someone more in my life.

    • H Vs M
      H Vs M 2 months ago +2

      Bruce is/was over rated.

    • Natilyi M
      Natilyi M 2 months ago +2

      Elyse and Adam my faves too... But since Lawrence and Bruce left ive realised just how much I laughed because of them 😅

    • Natilyi M
      Natilyi M 2 months ago +4

      Yeah... Lawrence and Bruce gone is kinda fucking me up. Funhaus has been my main source of Comedy for years.
      I hope they bring out some more free Arizona content for my broke Russian ass 😅

  • corben oneill
    corben oneill 2 months ago

    Red state ryan yeahhhhh

  • Alen Vidović
    Alen Vidović 2 months ago

    So, no ponytail?

  • Bear McHoneypots
    Bear McHoneypots 2 months ago

    Net Zero squad! Fuck an AOL.

  • Keith Ward
    Keith Ward 2 months ago


  • Alatina Thucklemuggin
    Alatina Thucklemuggin 2 months ago +1

    it immediately hit me that the homeless man was alice cooper's character from "prince of darkness"

  • McCrappy
    McCrappy 2 months ago

    Shout out to Catfe in Vancouver

  • Shlonger Then You
    Shlonger Then You 2 months ago

    Should of called it “Wifi’s beans” and pronounced it wifey’s beans

  • Arthas Menethil
    Arthas Menethil 2 months ago +1

    Well, looks like Ima be watching all Letsplay AND Funhaus videos on the website. Cause that Strip Club 100% DID NOT need to be censored. Fuck you TheXvid.

  • Jordan Mc
    Jordan Mc 2 months ago +1

    New Bruce is lame, Old Bruce would have nailed the puns

  • Guy Incognito
    Guy Incognito 2 months ago

    I can't believe they couldn't come up with "Nothing But Net!" Perfect cheesy name for an internet cafe.

  • wallsentry
    wallsentry 2 months ago

    Mrs Robots the much anticipated sequel to Mr Robot about a hacker woman taking down an internet cafe.

  • Druid From The West
    Druid From The West 2 months ago

    I have firewatch art as my wall paper right now