EVERYONE Joins in with Jon's BIZARRE Chant?! | 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown | Best Mascots Pt. 3

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  • Channel 4
    Channel 4  2 months ago +17

    If you had to bring a mascot to the show, what would it be?
    Watch the SERIES on All 4: bit.ly/2vQu7Rm

    • Nothing
      Nothing 2 months ago

      Large amount of food and desperadoes tequila beer. Alcohol makes comedians easier to listen to and food makes me less homicidal.
      MWA HAHAHAHA HAR FUCKING HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • scottakasprite
      scottakasprite 2 months ago +1

      +Rikhard Maunula You are an EVIL genius

    • Rikhard Maunula
      Rikhard Maunula 2 months ago +4

      I'd a bring a jigsaw puzzle with 1 missing piece and give it to Jon.

    • Mr. Scarlo
      Mr. Scarlo 2 months ago +1

      The TARDIS

    • Logan Parker
      Logan Parker 2 months ago +1

      proper class this

  • JDGaming
    JDGaming 4 days ago

    "I'm just blowing the clocksucker and I f*cked it!!" Best, most underrated line I've ever heard on this show.

  • Me1892 Ok
    Me1892 Ok 5 days ago

    K2 tax avoidance

  • Naz A
    Naz A 8 days ago

    Romesh at the end had me in stitches

  • 0besity FC
    0besity FC 8 days ago

    Does Phil's chat up line work for mathematicians?

  • Regina Phalange
    Regina Phalange 14 days ago

    2:46 ‘these damn white people’

  • Star-Child
    Star-Child 14 days ago

    what do i sign to make that our real anthem?

  • jetredAMx
    jetredAMx 16 days ago +3

    Good to see the Carr brothers back together

  • Stormstrike 2424
    Stormstrike 2424 21 day ago +40

    All in favour of changing the British national anthem to "*_This is Britain this is Britain this is Britain_*" with the countdown theme, raise your hand. 🙋🏼🙋🏼🙋🏼🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻🖐🏻

    • Clow
      Clow 4 days ago

      ✋ not a citizen of the UK, but sometimes we sing "God Save the Queen" during ceremonies, services, etc over here (in Canada), so I would be happy to sing "this is Britain" instead

    • Emma Starfish
      Emma Starfish 11 days ago

      ✋✋✋

    • Declan Morgan
      Declan Morgan 12 days ago

      ✋✋✋✋✋✋

  • Kevin Karlsson
    Kevin Karlsson 28 days ago

    i wish they would stop bringing Katherine Ryan on. she literally brings nothing to the show.

  • Фаик Тагиев

    JonJon BIZZARE adventure.

  • goldenalex
    goldenalex Month ago

    It used to be britain haha

  • Lucy  Thomas
    Lucy Thomas Month ago

    PHIL WANG!!!!

  • Michael McGrath
    Michael McGrath Month ago +2

    I thought this show used comedians...........and then I saw nish kumar

    • john bloggs
      john bloggs Month ago +2

      He’s only there for the minority quota

  • Taylor Probets
    Taylor Probets Month ago

    gotta start having joe lyctt on their so much more

  • Hi TUBERS
    Hi TUBERS Month ago

    I know the best way to woo a woman, you might not agree with me but it’s very effective and it will work 100%. So here goes nothing...
    Wait for Rachel outside of her car and when no ones looking sort of kidnap her, make sure to pack some food and drinks but more importantly and this is very important. Pack allot of Maths related books and magazines, that would keep her occupied.


    PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, ITS A JOKE, IT WOULD NOT WORK UNTIL YOU USE CHLOROFORM
    (THAT WAS ALSO A JOKE)

  • JJ Stuart on Writing
    JJ Stuart on Writing 2 months ago

    What is this show? I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Brilliant.

    • Nothing
      Nothing 2 months ago

      8 out of 10 cats does countdown. 8 out of 10 cats is a media and statistics show hosted and guest comedians. Cats does countdown is maths n anagrams. Mostly just a bunch of piss taking.

  • Old Gregg
    Old Gregg 2 months ago +2

    Russell's mom would get it.

  • Andrew David
    Andrew David 2 months ago +1

    Alan Carr should be banned from being on TV

    • Andrew David
      Andrew David 2 months ago

      +Steven Deaville Is it? Had no idea

  • MADK 27
    MADK 27 2 months ago

    All these jokes are DEAD

  • Ryan Clark
    Ryan Clark 2 months ago +1

    Why do you post the same clips jumbled up in different orders again and again

  • Matthew Getty
    Matthew Getty 2 months ago +6

    terrifying face in the pillow t=8:16

  • Thomas Stewart
    Thomas Stewart 2 months ago +1

    30 seconds of pushups, so about 3.

  • timeb4ndit
    timeb4ndit 2 months ago +3

    All of these clips have been in earlier compilations

  • FoolishlyFoolishFool
    FoolishlyFoolishFool 2 months ago

    My dad said if you don't subscribe to my channel he'll use my bunny rabbit as toilet paper

  • Totita The Cat
    Totita The Cat 2 months ago

    Where the cat lovers at?

  • Matt
    Matt 2 months ago +25

    Woaaah, at 8:16 in the hole in the pillow it looks like there's a really creepy face of a woman looking out. Obviously it's just coincidence but damn that looks weird as hell

  • Snowy
    Snowy 2 months ago +4

    9:11 for chant :)

  • valar morghulis
    valar morghulis 2 months ago +1

    i love these compilations so much XD it would be fun to see best of jimmy's bits during the 30 seconds

  • Sagar Varsani
    Sagar Varsani 2 months ago +6

    They should just throw 9 letters up at the start of the anthem and then you need to make the words during the 30 seconds

  • a very cool and online guy

    I love that bit from Ol' Wangnam Style

  • Glenn Lockett
    Glenn Lockett 2 months ago +9

    Alan Carr isn't funny

    • UnitSe7en
      UnitSe7en 2 months ago

      +Glenn Lockett No, obviously the joke is definitely on me.

    • Glenn Lockett
      Glenn Lockett 2 months ago

      Good job I can take a joke 😂

    • UnitSe7en
      UnitSe7en 2 months ago +1

      +Glenn Lockett Okay well I suppose that *is* a medical reason for having leaky tits.

    • Laurence Preater
      Laurence Preater 2 months ago +1

      +Glenn Lockett I mean dead mums are the least funny kind?

  • Glenn Lockett
    Glenn Lockett 2 months ago +6

    Can I see 30 seconds of Katherine's top

    • KhAoz
      KhAoz Month ago

      Press pause.

  • Lazy Jesus
    Lazy Jesus 2 months ago

    Sorry Jon but Britain isn’t free yet, if it ever will be due to the deliberate delays from the government and their hope that it will all be forgotten about and fade away.

    • omegastar19
      omegastar19 2 months ago

      Frank Spencer in the words of EU president Donald Tusk, the UK cannot have its cake and eat it. The UK will be dining on salt and vinegar. The EU will keep the cake. Don’t let the door hit you on your way out.

    • Ayrton Steele
      Ayrton Steele 2 months ago

      +Frank Spencer we are a founding member of the eu and came up with most of the laws including how to get out of the eu so if u wanna blame someone for how hard it is to get out of agreements we have had for 40 years blame us since we came up with em lmao

    • Martin Poulter
      Martin Poulter 2 months ago

      +Frank Spencer "EU commission and their self righteous fanatical crusade on their four "freedom" ideology" Translation to English: the EU enforcing the rules of membership of the EU. Your attitude would shit in the public pool and them complain about the "self righteous fanatical crusade of hygiene ideology."

    • Martin Poulter
      Martin Poulter 2 months ago

      You're confusing "free" and "poor".

    • Frank Spencer
      Frank Spencer 2 months ago +1

      Also a quite interesting fact: the European economic community was meant to be the Franco germania pact which consists of five states - France, Germany, Luxembourg, Belgium, Netherlands. It was NEVER meant to be this and certainly NEVER a wannabe mafia organisation where the law is "do what the EU commission says or get fined".
      Re Greece, Spain, Italy (twice) and us.
      We gave much more than any of the others. We should just up and leave and forget them. We were global merchants before, we can do it again.

  • Luke Gill
    Luke Gill 2 months ago +96

    I'm surprised you haven't done a best of Rachel yet

    • Hugh Tube
      Hugh Tube 18 days ago +4

      +Shael Utah true, but she's got some great comebacks.

    • Shael Utah
      Shael Utah Month ago

      Rachel doesn't make any jokes.

    • Kittyeci
      Kittyeci Month ago

      Luke Gill yassss

  • keevee09
    keevee09 2 months ago

    Didn't we have a gay old time. Yawn.

  • Mo F
    Mo F 2 months ago

    Just started my own channel as I will be doing vlogs aswell as reaction videos of all types if you would like to join my channel I would be more than grateful and honoured to have you follow me on my journey... thanks guys:)

  • Citizen Dildo
    Citizen Dildo 2 months ago +10

    Do a video of all the unfunny things Phil Jupitus has said.

  • Michael Rawson
    Michael Rawson 2 months ago +83

    Aaahh! now THERE'S a good idea isn't it!? Bring in an electrocution device, rig it up to yourself, and give the control to noted nutter... Sean Lock!!! You gotta love Roisin!!!

  • thompson223
    thompson223 2 months ago +20

    I'm pretty sure this clip is recycled and re-uploaded. Lazy work guys

    • Unscrewed _ Up
      Unscrewed _ Up Month ago

      thompson223 I agree with you .

    • thompson223
      thompson223 Month ago

      +Unscrewed _ Up so then limit the uploads, no? Doesn't change the fact it's practically a carbon copy of one previously uploaded...

    • Unscrewed _ Up
      Unscrewed _ Up Month ago

      thompson223 no, I know that but I think it’s the fact that they only have a limited amount of material (because new eps don’t include Jon and Sean). It’s sad.

    • thompson223
      thompson223 Month ago

      +Unscrewed _ Up no there's actually an upload that's pretty much identical to this already is what I was getting at.

    • Unscrewed _ Up
      Unscrewed _ Up Month ago

      It’s recycled and reuploaded from the show because that’s what a compilation is.

  • therealoorage
    therealoorage 2 months ago +7

    Please have SEAN LOCK WE BUY ANY CANAL BOAT

  • Rara Zap
    Rara Zap 2 months ago +42

    Jon is such a cutie patootee

  • Rara Zap
    Rara Zap 2 months ago +15

    Romesh is a funny man!

    • UnitSe7en
      UnitSe7en 2 months ago

      Is he? Is it really funny when 80% of your material is based on race? Do you think?

  • WhoDatBoy95
    WhoDatBoy95 2 months ago +10

    Sean lock and jon Richardson are the best I love watching these clips cause I dont have this channel with my cable. Great show

    • Unscrewed _ Up
      Unscrewed _ Up Month ago

      ღ amelia ღ this + use a VPN if you live elsewhere.

    • ღ amelia ღ
      ღ amelia ღ 2 months ago

      Go on all 4 online

    • Harry McDermott
      Harry McDermott 2 months ago

      WhoDatBoy95 I’m sure you could find somewhere online where you can watch all the episodes

  • Mister Itchy
    Mister Itchy 2 months ago +6

    That chant is creepy.

  • Mubashir A.
    Mubashir A. 2 months ago +13

    Sarah joining into the anthem mimicking Jon's hands always cracks me up. Every single time. 😂

  • Nate Benz
    Nate Benz 2 months ago +4

    8:02 did Noel Fielding transition?

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  • Jbeck8524
    Jbeck8524 2 months ago +394

    “If I’ve learnt anything about women, and I haven’t”

    • Kutulue
      Kutulue Month ago +1

      @Jbeck8524
      I can't believe Rachel said no to the date. Even after that heart felt calculated pickup line.

    • jopomeister
      jopomeister 2 months ago +8

      Phil Wang is a blessing

  • Sian Valadian
    Sian Valadian 2 months ago +21

    Oh I love Phil so much

  • Nandr19884
    Nandr19884 2 months ago +243

    Make a video about all the times Sean Locke laughs because of someone else!

    • Mukul Verma
      Mukul Verma Month ago

      It gonna be one of those videos where the ad is longer than the actual clip, isn't it?

    • ajivins1
      ajivins1 2 months ago +3

      All Joe.

    • Big Gazza
      Big Gazza 2 months ago +3

      It would only be like a three minute video

    • Noora Z
      Noora Z 2 months ago +5

      YESS its very rare!! we need it!

  • Ozla Tube
    Ozla Tube 2 months ago

    I'm white and I hate white ppl

    • Jay Adams
      Jay Adams 2 months ago +1

      then you are a cunt

  • Ozla Tube
    Ozla Tube 2 months ago +2

    My videos are better

    • Citizen Dildo
      Citizen Dildo 2 months ago

      You're videos are shit...i presume. I wouldn't waste my time.

    • Michael Rawson
      Michael Rawson 2 months ago +1

      +Ozla Tube:... crikey! Well!! That looks like that's YOU told!!!😂😂😂

    • My Asian turtul Bunny
      My Asian turtul Bunny 2 months ago +3

      +SardonicSpirals no, 50 exactly. No more, no less.

    • SardonicSpirals
      SardonicSpirals 2 months ago +2

      +My Asian turtul Bunny Only 50? Add another bunch of zeros on the end of that.

    • michael Longford
      michael Longford 2 months ago +4

      Its two completely different types of humour, they're pranks, there's no comparison.

  • michael Longford
    michael Longford 2 months ago +380

    *"Britain, Britain, not in Europe...now!"*

    • Luke Vader
      Luke Vader Month ago

      It’s not all Entirely to do with trade though is it.... Trade deals are made regardless of ties to which or whatever. Has been the case prior to any Eu agreement. It’s really not a solid argument. The Atlantic agreement is a power play that should be re dressed along with tppa. Essentially they all seem to take to much power from government and people’s

    • Paul
      Paul Month ago

      +Toothless Of course not. But when and what specifically has Britain objected to when creating new laws or institutions?

    • Toothless
      Toothless Month ago

      +Paul 'britain has only itself to blame for what the EU is today' yeah because the entirety of the EU is dictated by the British, all those other countries that are in it really give a fuck what we have to say

    • Daniel Lucas
      Daniel Lucas Month ago +1

      +BHALT0S No, not *all* trade. The EU has free trade agreements with dozens of other countries. The reason we trade more with the EU is because there's less checks and red tape for people who want to trade within the EU than there is for people who want to export/import normally.
      And we already get all the money from tarrifs on goods we import. The EU sets the rates, it doesn't collect the money.
      Trump put the brakes on the tpp, not the EU. He hated the clause that made the us standards for eu workers entering the USA the same as the standards for us workers entering the EU, because that's 'unfair'.
      As for your little factoid at the end: If you ignore the benefits of the extra trade, which is the main reason to be part of the EU, then never. If you include the extra trade we've had (according to our own government analysis, not theirs), then we've come out ahead every single year.

    • Paul
      Paul Month ago +1

      +BHALT0S How many times has London received more money from the British government than it puts in? How much freedom does London have to make its own trade agreements without the British government getting involved? Thanks, you have really opened my eyes. I'm now in favour of Londout. An independent London can make their own trade deals, and keep all the profits.
      Fwi, thats not the definition of a forced relationship. We (the government at least) elected to enter the EU, and we have always had the option to leave. The EU has never "threatened" negative consequences, outside of the direct benefits lost from withdrawal.
      As one of the early countries that entered the European Single Market and EU, as well as one of the most influential, Britain has only itself to blame for what the EU is today. They helped build the institutions and laws that govern the European Union.

  • the hat in the cat
    the hat in the cat 2 months ago +42

    *this is Britain*

  • Courtney Box
    Courtney Box 2 months ago +402

    British comedians are on another level of funny

    • Euphoric Atheist
      Euphoric Atheist 24 days ago

      +JR422 000 "In general"

    • JR422 000
      JR422 000 26 days ago +3

      Euphoric Atheist Ant and dec, Peter Kay, rowan Atkinson, Hugh Laurie, Stephen fry, Rick Mayall, Adrian Edmondson are just a few of the legendary British comedians who don’t resort to vulgar language to create amazing comedy, that vulgar language is hilarious anyway in the right context, hence why Jimmy, Russell and frankie are brilliant comedians, kind of a short shit argument you’ve given me really, do some research first before saying “ooohhh this comedians saying bad words quite a lot”, yeah mate that’s because he’s a fkin comedian and focuses on black humour during gigs

    • Euphoric Atheist
      Euphoric Atheist Month ago

      ​+Niamh Flynn I was born and raised in Britain. I've seen plenty. In general British comedians tend to be more vulgar and more loud than American comedians (again, Russell Howard). For whatever reason foreigners assume it to be the opposite as they are holding onto the old Victorian stereotype and imagine Colin Firth to be the typical Brit.

    • Niamh Flynn
      Niamh Flynn Month ago +3

      Euphoric Atheist have you not watched this video?

  • Platinum Jail
    Platinum Jail 2 months ago +22

    If only my job was restrained to 30 seconds, I'd be less tired

  • Riley Scadding
    Riley Scadding 2 months ago +56

    Do best of rob Beckett

    • Rocket Raccoon
      Rocket Raccoon 2 months ago +10

      His best is getting roasted for his enormous teeth and they did it already

  • Scott Hollins
    Scott Hollins 2 months ago

    chur

  • Games Junk
    Games Junk 2 months ago +182

    Proof British comedians are the best.