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The black guy who turns into a clown was from High School Musical!
Scary Or Die looks like a Len Kabisinski film!
Does anyone know what Josh's shirt says, I can't tell what the text says.
Note: never Google "sexy Reagan".
I saw Mike and I clapped!
fun fact: the director of Clown is doing the MCU Spider-Man films now.
@Luke S. not at the time this episode was released...
Pretty sure they knew that and were being sarcastic.
Director of clown is now doing spiderman far from home lol
The guy that made clown did nothing after:(Makes cop car and Spider-Man far from home & homecoming)
clown was good !!!!!
Never realized Josh was wearing a Scanners shirt when talking about Scanners.
Rich Evans, that... is an octagon.
There isn't much "chopping" action in "Chopping Mall". Plus, the characters are retarded.
DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THE NAME OF THE BOOK THAT THE MONSTER AT 0:07 IS FROM
0:46 Indiana Jones
1:01:32 you can tell the minute Jay steps behind the camera lmao
Upload the whole pineapple pizza discussion you hacks
40:48 she destroyed the robot by throwing a flare at it.
23:10 why didn't jay get chopping noises
'The Crossing' still isn't Rob Zombie's worst film.
In Edmonton mall here in Canada they have a gun store and shooting range.
daaaaamn linda blair was hott
Lmaooo jack was fucked up drunk in this episode xD
Jay Bauman: great taste in movies, great taste in pizza toppings
The ending is shot better than Space Cop.
That last bit was well done, it's almost as if you guys make movies or somethin'.
All these comments and no mention that the doctor lady in Exorcist 2 is also Winn Adami from Deep Space 9. For shame.
Our mall has two sporting goods stores that sell guns.
This happens to be one of the best BotW segments. That ending really makes me want to see RLM make an indie horror slasher.
Oh shit, Deathstalker 2 is in Chopping Mall
Most sporting goods stores have guns. Is it weird to have a sporting goods store in a mall?
Linda Blair was so damn sexy in The Exorcist 2.
Best pizza is pineapple, Canadian bacon and chorizo.
Extra red sauce, jalapenos, pepperoni and pineapple is the best. Get that foreign ham outta here
I like this show and Rich Evans, but fuck you; pineapple pizza is delicious.
Is that the mom from the Institutionalized music video?
31:59 isn't that the Deathstalker 2, guy?
Rich Evans in...HANDS OF FURY!
“I guess I’ll die”
Jay has patrician taste in pizza toppings
So no one is talking about how that’s Death Stalker from Death Stalker 2
Director of “Clown” - Jon Watts is now directing Spider man movies. What are you talking about Jay?
I’m personally so proud of Rich for knowing about Baba Yaga who is a big figure on Russian fairytale folklore. And yes it’s true she lives in a hut that walks around the forest on two giant chicken legs.
I feel like the mall closest to my hometown (backwoods mojave desert) had a gun store, at least for a few years. Pretty sure it's a country thing.
Man a good twist on that vampire short would have been if the sad Asian man was the Vampire hunter and was acting that way so the vampires would let him into their lair where he could kill them all.
Box that says THE GAME behind Mike in the beginning. GOD DAMN IT!
So many ads jesus
Yeah directing a movie like Clown gets you nowhere, only a directing gig for a Marvel movie like Spiderman: Homecoming.
You didn't show Halloween 6 in that head explosion montage. Shame!
Didnt Dexter's lab do the werclown thing... and way better?
Leopard vs Locust vs Tomato
back in 97, i was working at a kaybee toys as my first ever job. our asst mgr got fired because she fucked an employee in the plush toy bin after hours. so yes, jay... now you cant un-know the truth. people have fucked in a kaybee toys.
Undead clowns from outer space.
I just noticed that The clown that bit the guy is John Wayne gacy's clown, Pogo. I can tell That's supposed to be edgy but that makes it even dumber.
31:46 Surprised to see a smoker act so calm when needing a cig cause they are more frantic and pushy
I like how when Mike's behind the camera, Rich asserts dominance over the pack.
Thank you Jay for standing up for pineapple on pizza. Gotta disagree with you about canadian bacon, though. Not sure why those always go together. Pineapple/pepperoni is the best combo.
That first "movie" starred Corbin Bleu, yet that that main short didn't have him in it at all.
RIP Dick Miller
R.I.P Dick Miller
36:01 - Rich is wrong... Jay is right. Pizza with pineapple *_is_* the best pizza.
This channel needs less Jack. No Jack to be precise
You could definitely buy guns in malls in the 1980's.
Hawaiian pizza is great...Fight me!
Love how genuinely confused/pissed jack is around 36:15 - 36:21 when jay states he likes pineapple on pizza
It´s an OCTAgon...
Jack really doesn't like people from the south.
that dood in the bed for chopping mall is totally fuckin deathstalker 2
I can't believe Rich didn't intimidate the film by chopping dirt with that axe!
I love you Jay Bauman for many reasons, pineapple on your pizza is now one of them. 💛
40:05 no one ever "gets it" they're not pushing around octagons they're pushing around nuts, you know because it's a room full of "nuts" eh eh get it? I know its lame but at least it makes some symbalance of sense.
0:06 that looks *so* familiar to me but I can't place it. Can someone help me out please? Thanks
The end gag was actually a little creepy.
I'm surprised they didnt mention the head explosion in wes craven's deadly friend with a basketball
well Clown director ended up directing Spider-man Homecoming, so...
I do kinda like the artificially kind “Thank you, have a nice day” dialogue of the robots in Chopping Mall. It would honestly be kinda good juxtaposition if it was handled correctly.
Leapord v Locust v Tomato v Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Recently watched Chopping Mall as a double feature with Night of the Comet.
I haven't seen the exorcist 2, but... Aren't all those hexagons a reference to a panopticon? Kinda looks like a metaphor for an all seeing eye...
I shat my pants
MIKE ! WAKE UP !
Is the one guy from chopping mall the guy from deathstalker 2?
Such a missed opportunity @40:17 There's a living embodiment of a fuckbot 5000 among them...
the director of Clown went on to direct spiderman homecoming
Is that the guy from ''Take this Lollipop ''?! In scary or die...
The RLM crew should make a were-clown movie based on their ideas
Lol Rich's face after that bad pun.
"This was the Fist Full of Yen on the Anthology"It's okay Jay, I know you were talking about Kentucky Fried Movie
To anyone in the retrowave/synthwave scene:I recognized the robots from Chopping Mall and couldn't place where from. Came to me later - it's the cover album art for Protector 101's debut album. Hah!
Not sure why the film is called Chopping Mall, because its actually Killbots
The ad in the middle of the scary end kinda ruined it for me xD
Chopping mall is so excellent.
They should have left it as Killbots, makes more sense than Chopping Mall....
Jack Packard: Halloween Drunk
23:26 The director of Clown went on to direct Cop Car and Spider-man: Homecoming
Who else is rewatching these for Halloween?
When you see jay laugh, more often than not, he seems to be laughing about how he knows he will edit what’s going on- more so than what’s actually being said/happening.
I've seen Chopping Mall before! Yesss
Hawaiian pizza and a Lynch marathon. Someone’s perfect date night...