Weekend Update: Trump Announces Deal to End Shutdown - SNL

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  • Published on Jan 27, 2019
  • Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like Roger Stone's arrest by the F.B.I.
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  • Mo LFC
    Mo LFC 7 hours ago

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Carson Cook
    Carson Cook 10 hours ago

    3:59 they didnโ€™t call into work complaining Democratโ€™s donโ€™t have jobs.

  • Cam Rock215
    Cam Rock215 6 days ago

    You know he is a bad president when he is more concerned about other countries

  • Wilted Lamp
    Wilted Lamp 23 days ago

    So... how yaโ€™ll doing post-Mueller? Doesnโ€™t seem like he was a criminal after all.

  • Vincent Nelson
    Vincent Nelson 28 days ago

    Thumbs up!๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚

  • karter shaw
    karter shaw 29 days ago

    4.13 they look like supervillans

  • L C
    L C Month ago

    Trumpton u deserve a big fat ugly prison for u and yr minions u pathetic uneducated racist rarse!!!

  • MaxXx SH
    MaxXx SH Month ago +1

    It's funny how right Che was. He did call a state of emergency for the wall!

  • Rev. J. Roger Allen

    This is not funny just disgusting!

  • Rev. J. Roger Allen
    Rev. J. Roger Allen Month ago +1

    McAvoy is not funny! I wish he would call it quits.

  • Rachel Curl
    Rachel Curl 2 months ago

    God I love The Babadook

  • Arthur Trauer
    Arthur Trauer 2 months ago

    You know, Iโ€™ll be watching some documentary on TheXvid about geology or astronomy and start browsing the comments section. Thereโ€™s always some jack-off making some rude and often threatening comment about political shit that has nothing to do with the video. The rest of us are discussing gravitational lensing or something and some fool spouts off about how โ€œlibtardsโ€ and โ€œsnowflakesโ€ should all be shot and how the Donald is Gods gift to America and is trying to save us all (I mean the ignorant, violent and classless, childish Right) and it just breaks my fantasy of humanity making progress. Laughing at them is better than hating them. Forgive them for they,... are foolish idiots that donโ€™t do any of their own research and make all their pathetic decisions based on what FOX news or their dumbass friends say - you know, informed intelligent choices. Cough.

  • Phil N' Friend's
    Phil N' Friend's 2 months ago

    Said business Babadook lmfao ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • David Sielaff
    David Sielaff 2 months ago

    This is racist

  • David Sielaff
    David Sielaff 2 months ago

    Call it quits? How awful

  • slayer 1
    slayer 1 2 months ago

    I'm offended yet A little appreciative

  • Ramon Gonzalez
    Ramon Gonzalez 2 months ago +1

    "...paying Black dudes to bang his wife. I don't know whether to feel offended or appreciated." lmao

  • shan cr
    shan cr 2 months ago

    MAGA=MULLER AIN'T GOING AWAY
    STONE YOU NEED TO STFU!! IF YOU WERE BLACK YOU WOULD BE ON A SLAB RIGHT NOW!!!!
    YOU THREATENED SOMEONE TOLD THEM TO " PREPARE TO DIE"AND THEIR PET ASSWIPE!! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BEAT SHITT!! YOU NEED to BE TREATED JUST LIKE ANYBODY ELSE!! THEY CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK they WANT TO DO !! YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL!!!! YOU'RE A LIAR and YOU ARE A CROOK!! ALONG with your ORANGE CROTCH GRABBING NO READING BASTARD ASS FRIEND!! DONALD TRUMP! YOU and MICHAEL FLYNN are TRAITORS TO THE UNITED STATES!!! ALL FOR GREED for YOUR FRIEND DON THE CON!!!
    **YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THAT WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED if MUELLER DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING ON YOUR DUMBASS**!!
    THE MEN THAT BUSTED YOUR DOOR DOWN DIDN'T EVEN GET PAID!!!!!! FOR THEIR JOBS!!!!! DUE TO YOUR LIEING ASSS FRIEND TRUMP!!!!!!! WHAT KIND OF MAN IS HE??? Well GUESS WHAT!!!!! BIRDS of A FEATHER!!! **PLEASE DON'T SEND STONE TO FEDERAL PRISON !!!! SEND HIM TO REGULAR PRISON!!! LET BIG BUBBA TOSS HIS DAMN SALAD AND TEACH HIM A LESSON !!!!!!
    YOU GOING TO BE TRADING IN YOUR BADASS GANGSTER SUITS FOR A ORANGE JUMPSUIT!!!! PLEASE! SEND MR. BAD ASS!!! TO REGULAR PRISON!! **** NOT FEDERAL VACATION PRISON**!!!!
    LET'S SEE HOW BAD HE IS THEN!!! HE WILL BE CRYING LIKE A BITCH!!๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ
    I can't wait till they start messing with HANNITY'S SORRY ASS!! HE SEEMS TO HAVE FORGOTTEN HIS ASS WAS NAMED IN COURT A YEAR AGO!!

  • Chasing A Murderer Murdered

    No political crap fgs we need a break

  • LLB
    LLB 2 months ago +1

    How Micheal Che manage to look at someone and think that AND then find out that they actually did that, amazes me... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Snow Angel
    Snow Angel 2 months ago

    These two guys are the best of SNL oh and Jeff Beauregard Sessions โค๏ธโค๏ธ

  • Tristan Denis Benedetti

    Damn, this is pure gold! :D

  • Amethyst Samia
    Amethyst Samia 2 months ago

    Che is hilarious!

  • Shane Funk
    Shane Funk 2 months ago

    I love this shit but that was some racist ass shit if I've ever heard any in my life!!!!! Whats up with this?

  • COPWATCH
    COPWATCH 2 months ago

    Lmao

  • Simon Winther
    Simon Winther 2 months ago +1

    Weekend Trumpdate

  • DAV!D&CLARA
    DAV!D&CLARA 2 months ago

    4:53 paused to google it. Omg itโ€™s true!!!!! Some stories circulating he bottomed for guys while watching his wife get banged. Wow. And I thought I was kinky. Also, just go into google images and search roger stone. Very odd stuff.

  • Seetiyan
    Seetiyan 2 months ago +1

    "As a black man I don't know whether to feel offended, or a little appreciated."
    LOL! Mixed feelings, bro.

  • The Cheeba Lounge
    The Cheeba Lounge 2 months ago

    Hahahaha we learn something new every day ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ

  • Brian Sounalath
    Brian Sounalath 2 months ago

    did colin switch to wax in his hair? or better yet clay?

  • alisha
    alisha 2 months ago

    this is amazing

  • REBECCA JACOB
    REBECCA JACOB 2 months ago

    ยจOfc the white house would say that, the president is the white house.ยจ LMFAOOO

  • Fred Rogers
    Fred Rogers 2 months ago

    anyone remember when snl was funny?

  • Ted Robinson
    Ted Robinson 2 months ago +1

    LOCK Him Up! LOCK Him Up!! Go Team Muller!!!๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค—

  • La Soleil
    La Soleil 2 months ago

    SNL is a see-through propagandist group of SICK NAZI LOSERS. They're ever so faithful to their mass-murdering, cocaine trafficking, raping, abusing, thieving, compulsively lying sociopath leaders, THE CLINTONS. HEIL HITLERY COCAINE CLINTON! HEIL HITLERY COCAINE CLINTON! HEIL HITLERY COCAINE CLINTON!

  • La Soleil
    La Soleil 2 months ago

    Let's hear about Dan Lasater, Clinton BFF, donor, and CONVICTED COCAINE DISTRIBUTOR: thexvid.com/video/yvcbLJKrZLY/video.html He and Bill were well-known in Arkansas for giving away BUCKET-LOADS OF FREE COCAINE TO HIGH SCHOOL CHEERLEADERS, some as young as 14-years-old.

  • La Soleil
    La Soleil 2 months ago

    This is WAY FUNNIER than any DUMB FUCK SHIT you'll ever see on SNL. It's the senate testimony of Dan Lasater, Clinton BFF, donor, and CONVICTED COCAINE DISTRIBUTOR: thexvid.com/video/gqCwA8zPCPY/video.html

  • La Soleil
    La Soleil 2 months ago

    "Hillary Clinton: A Career Criminal" thexvid.com/video/kypl1MYuKDY/video.html This 19-minute film covers less than 1/2 of the Clintons' crimes, considering the fact that their Class A felony crime spree began in 1968, when Bill Clinton raped a fellow student at Oxford University.

  • La Soleil
    La Soleil 2 months ago

    "The New Clinton Chronicles" thexvid.com/video/ERrg1cuL3KY/video.html This is a documentary about the Bill and Hillary Clinton COCAINE CARTEL, the witnesses they murdered (which include 5 teenagers), Bill's cocaine addiction, sex addiction, laundering of drug money, and more.

  • La Soleil
    La Soleil 2 months ago

    "Obstruction of Justice- The Clinton Machine (pt 1 of 2)" thexvid.com/video/bk45bxuOKEc/video.html This is a documentary about the August 23, 1987 murders of 17-year-old Kevin Ives and 16-year-old Don Henry, as COMMITTED BY BILL AND HILLARY CLINTON. These boys witnessed a CLINTON CARTEL cocaine drop and needed to be "eliminated."

  • La Soleil
    La Soleil 2 months ago

    On August 23, 1987, Bill and Hillary Clinton ordered the murders of 17-year-old Kevin Ives and 16-year-old Don Henry, because these boys witnessed a CLINTON CARTEL cocaine drop and needed to be "eliminated." Here are their murders explained in under 5 minutes: thexvid.com/video/oQy_Fm5uAac/video.html

  • La Soleil
    La Soleil 2 months ago

    Let's hear from Danney Williams: Bill Clinton's ABANDONED BLACK SON: thexvid.com/video/rLOp2yBhuTE/video.html

  • La Soleil
    La Soleil 2 months ago

    Here's a great book for you DUMB FUCK SNL fans: "You'd Better Put Some Ice On That: How I Survived Being Raped By Bill Clinton," by Juanita Broaddrick www.amazon.com/Youd-Better-Put-Some-That/dp/1979834245

  • La Soleil
    La Soleil 2 months ago

    Let's watch this NBC interview from the '90s with Juanita Broaddrick: JUST ONE OF BILL CLINTON'S RAPE VICTIMS: thexvid.com/video/p2n4JbgFqSs/video.html

  • La Soleil
    La Soleil 2 months ago

    Let's hear about how the Clintons and Obamas RELEASED THE FALN TERRORISTS FROM PRISON: thexvid.com/video/SRRL_vjrIk0/video.html The FALN set off bombs, killing and maiming innocent people in New York City and Chicago. Clinton released 16 terrorists, and Obama released the head of the terrorist organization.

  • La Soleil
    La Soleil 2 months ago

    "Wake up! Hillary belongs in jail!" said these Haitian protesters after the Clintons stole millions of dollars from Haiti's earthquake relief fund: thexvid.com/video/-QtAhtrRA1M/video.html Meanwhile, Donald Trump has given away his entire $400,000/yr presidential salary to various causes since he's taken office.

  • La Soleil
    La Soleil 2 months ago

    SNL is just another DUMB FUCK show for BRAINWASHED LOSERS who can't think for themselves. Their IQs are so low that they actually find this moronic shit to be "comedy."

  • La Soleil
    La Soleil 2 months ago

    SNL = SICK NAZI LOSERS. Hi. This is SNL. And if you don't worship our mass-murdering, cocaine-trafficking, raping, thieving, abusing, compulsively lying sociopath leader, HITLERY COCAINE CLINTON, then you need to be gassed. HEIL HITLERY COCAINE CLINTON! HEIL HITLERY COCAINE CLINTON! HEIL HITLERY COCAINE CLINTON!

    • Natalie1729
      Natalie1729 2 months ago

      You have a LOT of time on your hands ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Andre V
    Andre V 2 months ago

    Hahahaha...Spirit airlines is SOOOO bad!!!!

  • tom quigley
    tom quigley 2 months ago

    I want the death penalty reinstated for treason. Bury these bastards.

  • Philip Crockett
    Philip Crockett 2 months ago

    WHY???

  • Lucius Sulla
    Lucius Sulla 2 months ago

    I miss Norm

  • Jason Muga
    Jason Muga 2 months ago +1

    Snl sucks!

  • James Jones
    James Jones 2 months ago

    ๐Ÿคฃ

  • Shanna Sweger
    Shanna Sweger 2 months ago

    SNL should have Trump on the show as himself

  • Villy Rivera
    Villy Rivera 2 months ago +1

    SNL sucks....

  • Patricia Gamber
    Patricia Gamber 2 months ago

    I cannot trust a man who wears more eye concealer than I do,Trump the chump of a punk!

  • deep south
    deep south 2 months ago

    Stop the murder of helpless baby's! Fight abortion now.

  • Crucial Speaks
    Crucial Speaks 2 months ago

    ..JUST WATCH, TRUMP WAS OVER-FINANCED AND BROKE WHEN HE RAN FOR OFFICE TO PILLAGE OUR TAX DOLLARS AND THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT! ..THE WALL BS IS JUST ANOTHER KICKBACK SCAM!

  • Valley Girl
    Valley Girl 2 months ago

    Whatever you wanna call it... I'm gunna call it Something that's never gunna happen ok then Trumptard!

  • Kathy Simonton
    Kathy Simonton 2 months ago

    Donald?trump is trying to build a wall across the street from Hyvee flowers ๐ŸŒธ

  • Burnell Browne
    Burnell Browne 2 months ago +1

    trump is a (bob-ado) russian for cheater/liar

  • lukassnakeman
    lukassnakeman 2 months ago

    wait bit confused. was he trying to find someone to cuck his wife or bob doles wife

  • Jeff F
    Jeff F 2 months ago

    Dumbest man on the face of the earth.

  • Robert Saltzman
    Robert Saltzman 2 months ago

    The article he's referring to in 07 was written by Glenn Simpson of fusion gps they erased Bob Dole and put in trump. .. all the other names are the same ppl in the buzz feed publishes dossier

  • Bruce Alucard
    Bruce Alucard 2 months ago

    How do you even look like you ask black guys to bang your wife??๐Ÿค”

  • Andre Jenkins
    Andre Jenkins 2 months ago

    I lost it at steam punk Lincoln

  • Ian Lerner
    Ian Lerner 2 months ago

    I say we call it the tortilla curtain

  • Annie De'de'
    Annie De'de' 2 months ago

    A wheel is older than a wall.... ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š

  • Beef Twinkie
    Beef Twinkie 2 months ago

    Its just not that funny...what is funny is all the virtue signaling idiots on here who think this is real news...bring back norm macdonald! M.S.N.L.F.A.!.....make saturday night live funny again!

    • D R
      D R 2 months ago

      +Beef Twinkie exactly

    • Beef Twinkie
      Beef Twinkie 2 months ago

      So sense in arguing with a moron

    • D R
      D R 2 months ago

      +Beef Twinkie what a response.

    • Beef Twinkie
      Beef Twinkie 2 months ago

      +D R ..lol..u so crazy

    • D R
      D R 2 months ago

      Virtue signaling? You mean what you just kind of did there? Comedy is subjective,wrong think it's funny? Don't watch?

  • yaleblor
    yaleblor 2 months ago

    there's a laugh track , listen to the laughs , when they come in and fade out , how long has this been going on ? sure it's not funny , it's just reading the news

  • Mac Tomorrow
    Mac Tomorrow 2 months ago

    I'm sorry, can someone tell me where the SNL videos are? Whenever I search for it, I just find unfunny political videos

  • RolyMoly
    RolyMoly 2 months ago

    Business babadook ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ oml

  • freesoulraquen
    freesoulraquen 2 months ago

    Funny video... Sad is the part that shows racism can go both ways

  • Lesley Allinson
    Lesley Allinson 2 months ago

    Next trump will baning women from votes

  • Abby Mohler
    Abby Mohler 2 months ago

    STEAMPUNK LINCOLN

  • londell murdock
    londell murdock 2 months ago +1

    Was it excessive? YES! And I wish it was worse๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • YarrBr0
    YarrBr0 2 months ago

    what was going on with Colin's mic in the beginning?

  • YarrBr0
    YarrBr0 2 months ago

    offended... "positive" stereotyping is still stereotyping

  • Xtoriez Novel
    Xtoriez Novel 2 months ago +1

    If you hate Trump then you hate Democracy. In the U.S. ANYBODY can be president. At least Trump hasn't killed anybody like the Clintons did.

  • Tarase Construction
    Tarase Construction 2 months ago +1

    my beatifull wall, bla, bla, bla, bla.....

  • amishrobots
    amishrobots 2 months ago

    4:32 Toby Fair tho, his wife looks pretty bangable: duckduckgo.com/?q=Nydia+Stone&t=canonical&iax=images&ia=images&iai=http%3A%2F%2Fdailyentertainmentnews.com%2Fwpgo%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2017%2F08%2Froger-stone-nydia-stone-7.jpg

  • Consuela Evans
    Consuela Evans 2 months ago +1

    #45 is an embarrassment

  • Patrick Allyn
    Patrick Allyn 2 months ago

    For a similar style, but a bit edgier, try googling: PAT TALKS TO PARAKEETS

  • Edward Anthony
    Edward Anthony 2 months ago +1

    SNL should be thankful for President Trump..

  • Mark Stevens
    Mark Stevens 2 months ago +1

    Trump and his administration(SMH)......you can't make this stuff up.

  • Mike Apicella
    Mike Apicella 2 months ago

    I watched snl years ago now u must be a moron to watch it

  • Jasmine Kelley
    Jasmine Kelley 2 months ago +1

    This Update was SO GOOD

  • Kenneth Robinson
    Kenneth Robinson 2 months ago +1

    Trump is making George W Bush look like a genius!!

  • Jasmine Kelley
    Jasmine Kelley 2 months ago +1

    I cannot believe he's the President. Holy Shit

  • Kimberly D
    Kimberly D 2 months ago +1

    "Steam Punk Lincoln." I almost coughed up a lung laughing.

  • bkershaccount
    bkershaccount 2 months ago

    saturday night live fucking sucks

  • Allan Alston
    Allan Alston 2 months ago +1

    Classic..

  • Monica Noyes
    Monica Noyes 2 months ago +1

    We laugh and laugh and enjoy the ridicule of Trump, until....we realize that this imbecile rules our country. It's NOT funny - it's pathetic

  • kenneth bredow
    kenneth bredow 2 months ago +1

    I hope to see a brave sole with ice water in his veins fling a fresh turd and hit trump with the poop, that would be a good day in history.

  • IronChef
    IronChef 2 months ago

    A couple douche bags=Michael Che & Colin Jost.

  • Stephen Sanders
    Stephen Sanders 2 months ago +1

    WHOS A GOOD BOY HA HA HA HA

  • Stephen Sanders
    Stephen Sanders 2 months ago +1

    LOL

  • Stephen Sanders
    Stephen Sanders 2 months ago +1

    HA HA HA HA HA HA