Weekend Update: Trump Announces Deal to End Shutdown - SNL

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  • slayer 1
    slayer 1 4 hours ago

    I'm offended yet A little appreciative

  • Ramon Gonzalez
    Ramon Gonzalez 2 days ago

    "...paying Black dudes to bang his wife. I don't know whether to feel offended or appreciated." lmao

  • shan cr
    shan cr 3 days ago

    MAGA=MULLER AIN'T GOING AWAY
    STONE YOU NEED TO STFU!! IF YOU WERE BLACK YOU WOULD BE ON A SLAB RIGHT NOW!!!!
    YOU THREATENED SOMEONE TOLD THEM TO " PREPARE TO DIE"AND THEIR PET ASSWIPE!! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BEAT SHITT!! YOU NEED to BE TREATED JUST LIKE ANYBODY ELSE!! THEY CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK they WANT TO DO !! YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL!!!! YOU'RE A LIAR and YOU ARE A CROOK!! ALONG with your ORANGE CROTCH GRABBING NO READING BASTARD ASS FRIEND!! DONALD TRUMP! YOU and MICHAEL FLYNN are TRAITORS TO THE UNITED STATES!!! ALL FOR GREED for YOUR FRIEND DON THE CON!!!
    **YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THAT WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED if MUELLER DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING ON YOUR DUMBASS**!!
    THE MEN THAT BUSTED YOUR DOOR DOWN DIDN'T EVEN GET PAID!!!!!! FOR THEIR JOBS!!!!! DUE TO YOUR LIEING ASSS FRIEND TRUMP!!!!!!! WHAT KIND OF MAN IS HE??? Well GUESS WHAT!!!!! BIRDS of A FEATHER!!! **PLEASE DON'T SEND STONE TO FEDERAL PRISON !!!! SEND HIM TO REGULAR PRISON!!! LET BIG BUBBA TOSS HIS DAMN SALAD AND TEACH HIM A LESSON !!!!!!
    YOU GOING TO BE TRADING IN YOUR BADASS GANGSTER SUITS FOR A ORANGE JUMPSUIT!!!! PLEASE! SEND MR. BAD ASS!!! TO REGULAR PRISON!! **** NOT FEDERAL VACATION PRISON**!!!!
    LET'S SEE HOW BAD HE IS THEN!!! HE WILL BE CRYING LIKE A BITCH!!😫😫
    I can't wait till they start messing with HANNITY'S SORRY ASS!! HE SEEMS TO HAVE FORGOTTEN HIS ASS WAS NAMED IN COURT A YEAR AGO!!

  • Chasing the Murdered

    No political crap fgs we need a break

  • Leshaun Bankole
    Leshaun Bankole 7 days ago +1

    How Micheal Che manage to look at someone and think that AND then find out that they actually did that, amazes me... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Snow Angel
    Snow Angel 8 days ago

    These two guys are the best of SNL oh and Jeff Beauregard Sessions ❀️❀️

  • Tristan Denis Benedetti

    Damn, this is pure gold! :D

  • Amethyst Samia
    Amethyst Samia 9 days ago

    Che is hilarious!

  • Shane Funk
    Shane Funk 9 days ago

    I love this shit but that was some racist ass shit if I've ever heard any in my life!!!!! Whats up with this?

  • Simon Winther
    Simon Winther 10 days ago +1

    Weekend Trumpdate

  • DAV!D&CLARA
    DAV!D&CLARA 10 days ago

    4:53 paused to google it. Omg it’s true!!!!! Some stories circulating he bottomed for guys while watching his wife get banged. Wow. And I thought I was kinky. Also, just go into google images and search roger stone. Very odd stuff.

  • Seetiyan
    Seetiyan 11 days ago

    "As a black man I don't know whether to feel offended, or a little appreciated."
    LOL! Mixed feelings, bro.

  • Cali_ Cheebs
    Cali_ Cheebs 11 days ago

    Hahahaha we learn something new every day πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ½πŸ‘πŸ½

  • Brian Sounalath
    Brian Sounalath 11 days ago

    did colin switch to wax in his hair? or better yet clay?

  • alisha
    alisha 11 days ago

    this is amazing

  • REBECCA JACOB
    REBECCA JACOB 12 days ago

    Β¨Ofc the white house would say that, the president is the white house.Β¨ LMFAOOO

  • Fred Rogers
    Fred Rogers 12 days ago

    anyone remember when snl was funny?

  • Ted Robinson
    Ted Robinson 12 days ago +1

    LOCK Him Up! LOCK Him Up!! Go Team Muller!!!πŸ˜πŸ€—

  • La Soleil
    La Soleil 12 days ago

    SNL is a see-through propagandist group of SICK NAZI LOSERS. They're ever so faithful to their mass-murdering, cocaine trafficking, raping, abusing, thieving, compulsively lying sociopath leaders, THE CLINTONS. HEIL HITLERY COCAINE CLINTON! HEIL HITLERY COCAINE CLINTON! HEIL HITLERY COCAINE CLINTON!

  • La Soleil
    La Soleil 12 days ago

    Let's hear about Dan Lasater, Clinton BFF, donor, and CONVICTED COCAINE DISTRIBUTOR: thexvid.com/video/yvcbljkrzly/video.html He and Bill were well-known in Arkansas for giving away BUCKET-LOADS OF FREE COCAINE TO HIGH SCHOOL CHEERLEADERS, some as young as 14-years-old.

  • La Soleil
    La Soleil 12 days ago

    This is WAY FUNNIER than any DUMB FUCK SHIT you'll ever see on SNL. It's the senate testimony of Dan Lasater, Clinton BFF, donor, and CONVICTED COCAINE DISTRIBUTOR: thexvid.com/video/gqcwa8zpcpy/video.html

  • La Soleil
    La Soleil 12 days ago

    "Hillary Clinton: A Career Criminal" thexvid.com/video/kypl1myukdy/video.html This 19-minute film covers less than 1/2 of the Clintons' crimes, considering the fact that their Class A felony crime spree began in 1968, when Bill Clinton raped a fellow student at Oxford University.

  • La Soleil
    La Soleil 12 days ago

    "The New Clinton Chronicles" thexvid.com/video/errg1cul3ky/video.html This is a documentary about the Bill and Hillary Clinton COCAINE CARTEL, the witnesses they murdered (which include 5 teenagers), Bill's cocaine addiction, sex addiction, laundering of drug money, and more.

  • La Soleil
    La Soleil 12 days ago

    "Obstruction of Justice- The Clinton Machine (pt 1 of 2)" thexvid.com/video/bk45bxuokec/video.html This is a documentary about the August 23, 1987 murders of 17-year-old Kevin Ives and 16-year-old Don Henry, as COMMITTED BY BILL AND HILLARY CLINTON. These boys witnessed a CLINTON CARTEL cocaine drop and needed to be "eliminated."

  • La Soleil
    La Soleil 12 days ago

    On August 23, 1987, Bill and Hillary Clinton ordered the murders of 17-year-old Kevin Ives and 16-year-old Don Henry, because these boys witnessed a CLINTON CARTEL cocaine drop and needed to be "eliminated." Here are their murders explained in under 5 minutes: thexvid.com/video/oqy_fm5uaac/video.html

  • La Soleil
    La Soleil 12 days ago

    Let's hear from Danney Williams: Bill Clinton's ABANDONED BLACK SON: thexvid.com/video/rlop2ybhute/video.html

  • La Soleil
    La Soleil 12 days ago

    Here's a great book for you DUMB FUCK SNL fans: "You'd Better Put Some Ice On That: How I Survived Being Raped By Bill Clinton," by Juanita Broaddrick www.amazon.com/Youd-Better-Put-Some-That/dp/1979834245

  • La Soleil
    La Soleil 12 days ago

    Let's watch this NBC interview from the '90s with Juanita Broaddrick: JUST ONE OF BILL CLINTON'S RAPE VICTIMS: thexvid.com/video/p2n4jbgfqss/video.html

  • La Soleil
    La Soleil 12 days ago

    Let's hear about how the Clintons and Obamas RELEASED THE FALN TERRORISTS FROM PRISON: thexvid.com/video/srrl_vjrik0/video.html The FALN set off bombs, killing and maiming innocent people in New York City and Chicago. Clinton released 16 terrorists, and Obama released the head of the terrorist organization.

  • La Soleil
    La Soleil 12 days ago

    "Wake up! Hillary belongs in jail!" said these Haitian protesters after the Clintons stole millions of dollars from Haiti's earthquake relief fund: thexvid.com/video/-qtahtrra1m/video.html Meanwhile, Donald Trump has given away his entire $400,000/yr presidential salary to various causes since he's taken office.

  • La Soleil
    La Soleil 12 days ago

    SNL is just another DUMB FUCK show for BRAINWASHED LOSERS who can't think for themselves. Their IQs are so low that they actually find this moronic shit to be "comedy."

  • La Soleil
    La Soleil 12 days ago

    SNL = SICK NAZI LOSERS. Hi. This is SNL. And if you don't worship our mass-murdering, cocaine-trafficking, raping, thieving, abusing, compulsively lying sociopath leader, HITLERY COCAINE CLINTON, then you need to be gassed. HEIL HITLERY COCAINE CLINTON! HEIL HITLERY COCAINE CLINTON! HEIL HITLERY COCAINE CLINTON!

    • Natalie1729
      Natalie1729 10 days ago

      You have a LOT of time on your hands πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Andre V
    Andre V 12 days ago

    Hahahaha...Spirit airlines is SOOOO bad!!!!

  • tom quigley
    tom quigley 12 days ago

    I want the death penalty reinstated for treason. Bury these bastards.

  • Philip Crockett
    Philip Crockett 13 days ago

    WHY???

  • Lucius Sulla
    Lucius Sulla 13 days ago

    I miss Norm

  • The Djinn
    The Djinn 13 days ago +1

    Snl sucks!

  • James Jones
    James Jones 13 days ago

    🀣

  • Shanna Sweger
    Shanna Sweger 13 days ago

    SNL should have Trump on the show as himself

  • Villy Rivera
    Villy Rivera 13 days ago +1

    SNL sucks....

  • Patricia Gamber
    Patricia Gamber 14 days ago

    I cannot trust a man who wears more eye concealer than I do,Trump the chump of a punk!

  • deep south
    deep south 14 days ago

    Stop the murder of helpless baby's! Fight abortion now.

  • Crucial Speaks
    Crucial Speaks 14 days ago

    ..JUST WATCH, TRUMP WAS OVER-FINANCED AND BROKE WHEN HE RAN FOR OFFICE TO PILLAGE OUR TAX DOLLARS AND THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT! ..THE WALL BS IS JUST ANOTHER KICKBACK SCAM!

  • Valley Girl
    Valley Girl 14 days ago

    Whatever you wanna call it... I'm gunna call it Something that's never gunna happen ok then Trumptard!

  • Kathy Simonton
    Kathy Simonton 14 days ago

    Donald?trump is trying to build a wall across the street from Hyvee flowers 🌸

  • Burnell Browne
    Burnell Browne 14 days ago +1

    trump is a (bob-ado) russian for cheater/liar

  • lukassnakeman
    lukassnakeman 14 days ago

    wait bit confused. was he trying to find someone to cuck his wife or bob doles wife

  • Jeff F
    Jeff F 15 days ago

    Dumbest man on the face of the earth.

  • Robert Saltzman
    Robert Saltzman 15 days ago

    The article he's referring to in 07 was written by Glenn Simpson of fusion gps they erased Bob Dole and put in trump. .. all the other names are the same ppl in the buzz feed publishes dossier

  • Bruce Alucard
    Bruce Alucard 15 days ago

    How do you even look like you ask black guys to bang your wife??πŸ€”

  • Andre Jenkins
    Andre Jenkins 15 days ago

    I lost it at steam punk Lincoln

  • Ian Lerner
    Ian Lerner 15 days ago

    I say we call it the tortilla curtain

  • Annie De'de'
    Annie De'de' 15 days ago

    A wheel is older than a wall.... 😊😊

  • Beef Twinkie
    Beef Twinkie 15 days ago

    Its just not that funny...what is funny is all the virtue signaling idiots on here who think this is real news...bring back norm macdonald! M.S.N.L.F.A.!.....make saturday night live funny again!

    • D R
      D R 14 days ago

      +Beef Twinkie exactly

    • Beef Twinkie
      Beef Twinkie 14 days ago

      So sense in arguing with a moron

    • D R
      D R 14 days ago

      +Beef Twinkie what a response.

    • Beef Twinkie
      Beef Twinkie 14 days ago

      +D R ..lol..u so crazy

    • D R
      D R 15 days ago

      Virtue signaling? You mean what you just kind of did there? Comedy is subjective,wrong think it's funny? Don't watch?

  • yaleblor
    yaleblor 16 days ago

    there's a laugh track , listen to the laughs , when they come in and fade out , how long has this been going on ? sure it's not funny , it's just reading the news

  • Mac Tomorrow
    Mac Tomorrow 16 days ago

    I'm sorry, can someone tell me where the SNL videos are? Whenever I search for it, I just find unfunny political videos

  • RolyMoly
    RolyMoly 16 days ago

    Business babadook πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ oml

  • freesoulraquen
    freesoulraquen 16 days ago

    Funny video... Sad is the part that shows racism can go both ways

  • Lesley Allinson
    Lesley Allinson 16 days ago

    Next trump will baning women from votes

  • Abby Mohler
    Abby Mohler 16 days ago

    STEAMPUNK LINCOLN

  • londell murdock
    londell murdock 16 days ago +1

    Was it excessive? YES! And I wish it was worseπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • YarrBr0
    YarrBr0 17 days ago

    what was going on with Colin's mic in the beginning?

  • YarrBr0
    YarrBr0 17 days ago

    offended... "positive" stereotyping is still stereotyping

  • Xtoriez Novel
    Xtoriez Novel 17 days ago +1

    If you hate Trump then you hate Democracy. In the U.S. ANYBODY can be president. At least Trump hasn't killed anybody like the Clintons did.

  • Tarase Construction
    Tarase Construction 17 days ago +1

    my beatifull wall, bla, bla, bla, bla.....

  • amishrobots
    amishrobots 17 days ago

    4:32 Toby Fair tho, his wife looks pretty bangable: duckduckgo.com/?q=Nydia+Stone&t=canonical&iax=images&ia=images&iai=http%3A%2F%2Fdailyentertainmentnews.com%2Fwpgo%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2017%2F08%2Froger-stone-nydia-stone-7.jpg

  • Consuela Evans
    Consuela Evans 17 days ago +1

    #45 is an embarrassment

  • Patrick Allyn
    Patrick Allyn 17 days ago

    For a similar style, but a bit edgier, try googling: PAT TALKS TO PARAKEETS

  • Edward Anthony
    Edward Anthony 17 days ago +1

    SNL should be thankful for President Trump..

  • Mark Stevens
    Mark Stevens 17 days ago +1

    Trump and his administration(SMH)......you can't make this stuff up.

  • Mike Apicella
    Mike Apicella 17 days ago

    I watched snl years ago now u must be a moron to watch it

  • Jasmine Kelley
    Jasmine Kelley 18 days ago +1

    This Update was SO GOOD

  • Kenneth Robinson
    Kenneth Robinson 18 days ago +1

    Trump is making George W Bush look like a genius!!

  • Jasmine Kelley
    Jasmine Kelley 18 days ago +1

    I cannot believe he's the President. Holy Shit

  • Kimberly D
    Kimberly D 18 days ago +1

    "Steam Punk Lincoln." I almost coughed up a lung laughing.

  • bkershaccount
    bkershaccount 18 days ago

    saturday night live fucking sucks

  • Allan Alston
    Allan Alston 18 days ago +1

    Classic..

  • Monica Noyes
    Monica Noyes 18 days ago +1

    We laugh and laugh and enjoy the ridicule of Trump, until....we realize that this imbecile rules our country. It's NOT funny - it's pathetic

  • kenneth bredow
    kenneth bredow 18 days ago +1

    I hope to see a brave sole with ice water in his veins fling a fresh turd and hit trump with the poop, that would be a good day in history.

  • Lobsterkiller72
    Lobsterkiller72 18 days ago

    A couple douche bags=Michael Che & Colin Jost.

  • Stephen Sanders
    Stephen Sanders 18 days ago +1

    WHOS A GOOD BOY HA HA HA HA

  • Stephen Sanders
    Stephen Sanders 18 days ago +1

    LOL

  • Stephen Sanders
    Stephen Sanders 18 days ago +1

    HA HA HA HA HA HA

  • Jamie Presley
    Jamie Presley 18 days ago

    My dearest snl, its been a fortnight and a half..so a fortnight and a fort since i last commented. Please do a trump/modern family sketch in the vain of "Bern your enthusiasm". This should have been done eons ago. Forever yours Jebediah

  • Meera Grace
    Meera Grace 18 days ago

    is this in. the correct order.

  • Marie M
    Marie M 18 days ago +1

    Like Weekend Update has said in the past "I wanna go back to when people ask: Hey have you heard what our president did? And i say.. *NO*"
    Damn I miss the calmer days in America.. take me back to when I was young and innocent and the only thing I cared about, was icecream sandwiches and coloring books. πŸ˜‚ (

  • Deborah Charles
    Deborah Charles 18 days ago +1

    CLUTCH THE PEARLS! Googled Stone and it is true!!

  • marcus kornegay
    marcus kornegay 19 days ago

    Anybody seen dudes wife?! Askin for a friend...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Megan Elsa
    Megan Elsa 19 days ago

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ rofl lol!

  • John Kincaid
    John Kincaid 19 days ago

    Trump is a disturbance. Dump Trump!

  • nick Linebarger
    nick Linebarger 19 days ago

    I'm so sick of these snarky punks on SNL, they are not funny. You got their stupid millennial audience laughing at everything they say. It is so pathetic....New York City what a joke ! What do you expect from a place that elects nitwits like socialist Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez. Trump could cure cancer and these asshats would find a problem with that. Both Colin Jost and Michael Che are just unfunny.

  • Will Haskell
    Will Haskell 19 days ago

    Trump cave Trump cave

  • casey B
    casey B 19 days ago

    Yawn. The majority of Americans are tired of you snl. This is all you ever talk about. I miss madd tv

  • Melissa Henriquez
    Melissa Henriquez 19 days ago

    I just lost brain cells thinking about how not surprised I am by anything anymore

  • Kara Krouse
    Kara Krouse 19 days ago

    1:43 when che's facial expression changed so fast lol

  • Valentin Anghelescu
    Valentin Anghelescu 19 days ago

    Business Babadook.

  • Ann Azealia
    Ann Azealia 19 days ago

    Whoever typed: MAGA (My Attorney Got Arrested), that's not nice. Can't we all just get along? πŸ›πŸ—½πŸŒƒ