Half in the Bag: Rogue One

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  • Big Geralt
    Big Geralt 2 hours ago

    2:51

  • Ditch Bank Bandits

    That fuckin guys laugh 💀

  • Ed Hopkins
    Ed Hopkins 4 days ago

    The guy with the hard hat sounds like Piglet.

  • Denis
    Denis 4 days ago

    Horrible characters made it a horrible movie. It was boring.

  • BigDaddy BubbaBullfrog

    Blam Supplebutt wins the porn-name of the year award.

  • Isaac Eleodoro Ehrmantraut

    Rey is a Marey sue

  • Darth Vitrial
    Darth Vitrial 5 days ago

    I have to admit, as a big star wars fan (read every single pre-disney expanded universe book, comic, etc), I adore Rogue One, almost on part with the Originals.
    Whereas Force Awakens caused me to sink into a depression for a month before deciding that I was just entirely done with Star Wars forever.
    Even so, I agree with basically all the criticisms. It's just that to me those problems don't really affect the overall enjoyment of the movie, even if the first half is meh. (It's like a reverse Episode 6, really. In Ep 6, everyone remembers the first half and that's it.)

  • Melvin Gehteuchdochnixan

    fuck it, i like the battle.
    made me install empire at war again. remake mod.
    yes.

  • alwaysxnever
    alwaysxnever 7 days ago

    There are legit criticisms of the film, but it delivered what I wanted because of it's different tone and grittiness. But some of these story idea and performances didn't work.

  • dannydontgoin237
    dannydontgoin237 8 days ago

    I enjoyed Rogue One, but this review is still great.

  • Yairo Martis
    Yairo Martis 8 days ago +1

    God, I love Rich Evans' jackal cackle. 😂

  • winston11381
    winston11381 8 days ago

    Literally, if I want to be instantly happy, just find a clip of Rich Evans laughing.
    I still feel awful but I heard a good laugh.

  • From the Shadows Emerges...

    16:10 THEY PLAYED THE SAME SOUNDBITE FROM 1:50
    FAKE LAUGHS YOU FUCKING HACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • From the Shadows Emerges...

    Daisy Ridley is charismatic? HA!

  • Matthew Huckabey
    Matthew Huckabey 9 days ago

    Video starts at 3:09

  • Matthew Huckabey
    Matthew Huckabey 9 days ago

    Zorgla famblacken..lol

  • Matthew Huckabey
    Matthew Huckabey 9 days ago

    Is this before we found out about the whole thing being chopped and excessive reshoots?

    • Matthew Huckabey
      Matthew Huckabey 9 days ago

      Must have been. You just started talking about the Chinese guys they added for the Chinese market and how they seemed out of place.

  • chuuska1972
    chuuska1972 9 days ago

    Man you guys are funny! Love your show!

  • Alpha Cretin
    Alpha Cretin 9 days ago

    AT-ST’s!!! - AT-ST’s!!!

  • Glen Zisko
    Glen Zisko 10 days ago

    I thought it was really good better then the other new ones. I don’t think these guys know shit there so annoying, couldn’t watch it for 5 minutes lol

  • John Smith
    John Smith 10 days ago

    what...? they didn't censor "fuck yeah" but they censored something after that?

  • Gavin Beeker
    Gavin Beeker 10 days ago

    The KOTOR game was one big exception to Rich's point about the narrowness of Star Wars. It can be done by going backwards or forwards a significant time period from the original trilogy. That allows you a lot more freedom to innovate, as things would evolve in such a time period.

  • Corey Griffith
    Corey Griffith 10 days ago

    Opening was funny. Almost everything else I didn’t agree with

  • armund16
    armund16 10 days ago

    normally i agree with you guys, but i personally think rogue one had the least amount of plot holes. the movie was just to fill in a plot hole in the older movies. imo :) my only criticism of rogue one is why they didnt fit donnie yen in there as a random jedi who dies in the end, one of the top martial artists in movies

  • Gerardo Montalvo
    Gerardo Montalvo 11 days ago

    I like the original starwars films, but Grand moff tarkin sounds like grandma tarkin and it just makes me uncomfortable

  • Ricardo Grilli
    Ricardo Grilli 12 days ago

    This is the best intro to anything ever.

  • Druidlogic
    Druidlogic 12 days ago +1

    Star Wars movies are essentially the Expendables in space. I dont know why people have crazy expectations out of any these films. It's just supposed to be a science fiction spectacle. I mean you have straight up plot chasms in the original trilogy like ewoks beating your main antagonists with literal stone age tools invalidating 3 movies worth of establishing that these villains are a credible threat. And that's just one thing. None of these films have ever had a good well written storyline it's not what they're about.

  • runforitman
    runforitman 12 days ago

    7:26 Spaceship landing laws are very strict
    He didn’t want a ticket

  • LabrnMystic MK
    LabrnMystic MK 13 days ago

    These guys are entertaining, but do they feign ignorance or do they really know nothing of the source material?
    When it came to Vader and his Citadel on Mustafar, and they had no clue why, that just reeks of ignorance.

  • Dinosaur Spy
    Dinosaur Spy 14 days ago

    Should have been the Dirty Dozen.

  • NexisFilms
    NexisFilms 15 days ago

    I think the dislikes speak for themselves .
    This movie was awesome . In my book the only two things it was lacking was character development and maybe one or two additional light saber fights .
    But since I was always more interested in the space ships and battles in the Star Wars universe, this movie totally worked for me .
    Especially the scenes involving Star Destroyers were fucking beautiful .

  • Tim Irwin
    Tim Irwin 15 days ago

    The way he said that certain thing, "then we get a Thor movie and we're in Ass-Guard" I swear that's what it sounded like to me LOL
    🙄

  • Harmless Prankster
    Harmless Prankster 16 days ago

    lol. I liked this as much as Rogue One.

  • Thomas L
    Thomas L 16 days ago +1

    Has anyone ever noticed when people defend this movie being good they subsequently have to trash either TFA, TLJ, Solo, or all three to validate it? Not a very strong argument if you ask me.

  • Collin McLaren
    Collin McLaren 16 days ago

    My dad was totally sold on the Tarkin CGI. I'd already seen some articles on it beforehand, and after the movie was over and we were driving home I brought it up and he was genuinely surprised. He just thought it was another actor who looked like Tarkin and was voiced over in post.

  • Adrian Vanitoso
    Adrian Vanitoso 16 days ago

    I just realized that the plot device Rich suggested around the 29 minute mark, a hologram disguise that begins to malfunction, was actually in the novelization of Force Unleashed II and is one of the best chapters. Proxy imitates an officer with his holo projectors...over the top expanded universe crap does it better than Disney!

  • fg
    fg 17 days ago

    I liked Rogue One, as it was a movie that tried to get Star Wars away from this fluffy kids fairy tale-esque style.

  • Thynqikan
    Thynqikan 17 days ago

    the biggest problem with this movie is the characters. They are all very flat and almost emotionless. Too many cliche characters like the blind guy with the quarterstaff who has no business being in a Star Wars film. I don't care about any of them. If I don't care about any of the characters then I don't care what they do within the film. Disney just has no idea how to make a good Star Wars film, I have not liked anything they have made in this franchise.

  • Dustin Stott-Lander
    Dustin Stott-Lander 17 days ago

    “Ya get Thor, he’s an ass-guard”

  • Ron Wylie
    Ron Wylie 17 days ago

    I loved it and it had that fantastic Vader scene

  • Scorch428
    Scorch428 18 days ago +1

    The problem is that they come up with cool scenes, and film them FIRST, then cobble them together to form a plot,
    when they SHOULD be writing a good PLOT first, then coming up with the scenes...

  • Paul tar
    Paul tar 20 days ago

    What a nice intro

  • Gray Mystic
    Gray Mystic 21 day ago +1

    Daisy Ridley charismatic? WTF?!

  • Angry Silence
    Angry Silence 23 days ago

    0:07 where's the sign?

  • Rammstein45
    Rammstein45 26 days ago

    I actually liked Rogue One

  • Daniel Crowley
    Daniel Crowley 26 days ago

    What did Mike say that was censored?

  • psuengineer84
    psuengineer84 26 days ago

    It broke new ground!! ......AHHH HAHA AHAHA HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHH hAHHA

  • ArchangelDrake
    ArchangelDrake 27 days ago

    I like these guys despite the part where they were wrong about literally everything
    Even when they say insane bullshit, they have excellent deliveries

  • Daniel Brown
    Daniel Brown 27 days ago

    I thought it was better than Force Awakens and The Last Jedi. Just thought it was a fun 'rag tag bunch of misfits' action adventure. Bit darker than usual, would have been nicer if they had more interesting characters but what do you expect?

  • Jenn A
    Jenn A 27 days ago

    I tried watching it on the airplane, and I fell asleep.

  • eddiebruv
    eddiebruv 27 days ago

    Anybody ever noticed that the Star Wars universe is made up of a wide variety of species from far flung planets, but storm troopers come in only one flavour (and they’re not clones now)?

  • RastaJew
    RastaJew 28 days ago +2

    Imagine you are alone in your house at 3am and you hear Rich Evans laugh echoing from downstairs.

  • Activate the rings?
    Activate the rings? 28 days ago

    I love everyone in this fucking show, no homo

  • CR Smyth
    CR Smyth 29 days ago

    This movie could have been done with the war film type of tone, but you have to commit to that. In this one they did everything in half measures. They try to make it bleak but then when theres a battle you just see some sparks when someone gets hit by a blaster. If they had gone full on war film style and showed how blasters actually cleave through peoples bodies and such it could have been pretty awesome...but not many families would have been okay with taking their kids to that lol
    But thats the problem with a lot of studio films. They get a good IP and then try to please everyone and end up making a piece of garbage.

  • CR Smyth
    CR Smyth 29 days ago

    Marvel movies are waaaay different from Star Wars. There is so many story lines to draw from for a new script. Really you already discuss other points, like unique characters and such. As a writer or filmmaker you have much more fertile ground with Marvel, Star Wars....most of the actual interesting stuff was thrown out of canon. Its still possible to use it...but so much has been messed up now lol

  • Joe Mcginnis
    Joe Mcginnis Month ago

    0 out of 10 not enough Bothan's died.

  • IMP 22
    IMP 22 Month ago

    Daisy Ridley is charismatic as hell? I was expecting them to bust out laughing at that.

  • Frank Sánchez
    Frank Sánchez Month ago

    K2SO was the only likeable character, just because he actually had a personality. The only dead that matters for me.

  • David Alarcón
    David Alarcón Month ago

    I love when they dislike a movie because is funnier this way. But I truly enjoyed this movie. Am I retarded?

  • eyepatchplease
    eyepatchplease Month ago +4

    The reason why they "risked" killing everyone was because they assumed the audience needed them dead: 'they're not in A New Hope so therefore they must die' and that was the worst part of this terrible movie. (It's also why Forest Whitaker's character just gives up for no reason.)

  • LaughingFish78
    LaughingFish78 Month ago

    6:10 Thor's an ass-guard, rich

  • YTAqua
    YTAqua Month ago +1

    in the first 4 minutes im pounding my desk in laughter, this is why i love rlm

  • Delinquent Motorcycle

    Hello.
    I liked this movie and I enjoyed the fan service.
    Thank you for reading.
    Bye

  • Joshua Wickham
    Joshua Wickham Month ago +1

    "Jay: Daisy Ridley is charismatic as hell in that movie...Rich: Yes". Hahahahahaha. Good one

  • passenger2ndclass
    passenger2ndclass Month ago +1

    "what could be a slightly underwritten character"

  • Gavin G
    Gavin G Month ago

    The movie was so dense, every single image has so many things going on

  • Pablo
    Pablo Month ago +2

    At least it's better than The Force Awakens and The Last Jedi -_-

    • Pablo
      Pablo Month ago

      Really? In my opinion that movie was the bland version of A New Hope, with worse actors. I wasn't moved even once, I even liked The Last Jedi better simply because there was actually a plot (even when it didn't make much sense).
      Nevertheless, they are all a pile of garbage honestly, it's hard to say which one is worse... The only thing which is really good is the CGI.
      Did you really like TFA?

    • StillGotShit4Brains
      StillGotShit4Brains Month ago +3

      Better than TFA? nope.

  • Parv Verma
    Parv Verma Month ago

    Wait so Rich was sitting on a stool with a chair on top of it that's missing its legs?

  • Marcus Grant
    Marcus Grant Month ago

    You know what I do when I get horrifically disfigured by lava? I invest in real estate surrounded by lava, and just chill near my greatest source of trauma, because I'm not menacing enough by myself or my comically evil outfit, I need to hang around lava to sell it.

  • Franana
    Franana Month ago

    Rich doing fortnite dance

  • Amadeus Debussy
    Amadeus Debussy Month ago

    I remember watching Rogue One...and that's about all I remember about it.

  • Mon Mothma
    Mon Mothma Month ago

    I still can't believe they mocked this movie for rehashing and using old elements only, and liked TFA which was even less original! I mean, that's why I disliked TFA, despite great characters, because they didn't think of anything new at all, right down to having a *third* Death Star.. Rogue One, despite familiar elements, still seemed like a fresher and more creative story.

  • Lando's Lounge
    Lando's Lounge Month ago

    There is a whole plethora of things Disney can do with Star Wars across over 1000 years of lore. Except, the first thing Disney did was throw out every bit of canon to instead mostly fail at doing their own thing.

  • Will K
    Will K Month ago +1

    Revenge of the Sith > Rogue One

  • Tom Paine Common Sense Time

    Moronic

  • arenasification
    arenasification Month ago

    funny I usually agree with you guys, here I don't. This was the only of the reboots I really liked.

  • The Angry Hippie
    The Angry Hippie Month ago

    25:31 did Rich just predict TLJ??

  • The Angry Hippie
    The Angry Hippie Month ago

    17:45 we can all relate to that. I sure can.

  • Matt Alexander
    Matt Alexander 2 months ago

    Completely disagree absolutely loved the film the best Star Wars film that’s come out since the originals

  • Fragmin
    Fragmin 2 months ago

    I have a hunch they were being sarcastic at the beginning...just a hunch though

  • Richard Dunn
    Richard Dunn 2 months ago

    Would somebody please make a Rich Evan's doll that says "at st, at st, at st, I'm gonna cum!"

  • Radiotomb
    Radiotomb 2 months ago

    Didn't like it.

  • Higgs Bonbon
    Higgs Bonbon 2 months ago

    I wish I could hate star wars this much
    I just don't care

  • whybag
    whybag 2 months ago +1

    Make all Tarkin scenes via hologram, solved.

  • 7mwM Mike J. Marziliano

    I T B R O K E N E W G R O U N D ! ! !

  • Gundamguy 2112
    Gundamguy 2112 2 months ago +2

    Jesus. Why can’t it be a boots on the ground, saving Private Ryan movie about the average rebel soldier, and explores WHY the empire is bad to the average citizen. THATS IT!

    • eddiebruv
      eddiebruv 27 days ago

      Gundamguy 2112 Not a bad idea. The rebellion seems to be of no consequence to the general population in these films.

  • zebedie2
    zebedie2 2 months ago

    Harrison ford is very good at acting as if he's been punched in the face.

  • eatshitdie1
    eatshitdie1 2 months ago +1

    I didn't hear you guys mention the space battle to disable the planetary shield, I thought that was really well done. It also introduced ramming ships i think, which causes a problem with TLJ lightspeed ram. If they already have sturdy ships built for ramming, why not have a few remote controlled ones in every fleet just for taking out capitol ships? Anyway, Rogue One had that great scene of the star destroyers smashing into each other and it deserves mention.

  • Ken V
    Ken V 2 months ago

    Love Rich's laugh its the best

  • Chris Nixon
    Chris Nixon 2 months ago

    Ahhh, the AT-ST dance... This is more nostalgic to me than feckin' Rogue One

  • taterboob
    taterboob 2 months ago +1

    “Daisy Ridley is charismatic as hell...”
    Jay is nuts. She’s about on the same level as Emilia Clarke.

  • Phill Pratt
    Phill Pratt 2 months ago +1

    Rogue One is the best Star Wars movie since Return of the Jedi

  • Rage Casanova
    Rage Casanova 2 months ago

    the trailer for this film is better than the film itself lmao

  • the LifeSentence2278
    the LifeSentence2278 2 months ago

    there are thousands of years worth of lore in the star wars universe. all of these movies take place in about a 50 year period. that needs to stop use the fucking lore disney. and stop with the fucking virtue singling for fucks sake.

  • Darrylizer1
    Darrylizer1 2 months ago

    Jyn Urso would have been interesting if she'd gotten her name because of a drinking problem.

  • Erick Gaudreault
    Erick Gaudreault 2 months ago +1

    I thumbed up the video because i love you guys and you made me laugh, but otherwise i must say that i disagreed with almost everything you said in the review though! Lol
    Anyway, keep up the great work guys, you are very unique and so entertaining, i love your reviews

  • Core Voltage
    Core Voltage 2 months ago +1

    It was better than the prequels and the the force awakens :/

  • I am the Walrus
    I am the Walrus 2 months ago

    See 25:56 for the cow diagram of making a star wars film

  • I am the Walrus
    I am the Walrus 2 months ago +2

    The whole video could have just been the intro extended for thirty minutes

  • Una Salus Victis
    Una Salus Victis 2 months ago

    if you watch the animated series you can find that, it wasnt out of char, it was more of a 'im ready to die' moment, the man was never really happy since his sister died, and she was the one who kept him in check as well... kept him from going so dark...
    not fan of this movie so much but, its not unwatchable, unlike TLJ thats just painful if you dont turn your brain off 100%