The Pizza-Making Contraption | Joseph's Machines
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- Published on Jun 9, 2021
- This machine uses a toy train to make a pizza automatically. No need to lift a finger!
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JOSEPH'S MACHINES solve everyday problems using familiar objects in unfamiliar ways. He creates them in his studio in London, UK.
Created by Joseph Herscher
Special thanks to Adam Zmith 
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On one hand, he put black olives on his pizza, which shows he's a man of taste. On the other, he put barely any cheese on it, which is a crime against pizza.
@B Canadians just also have pizza.
But honestly I expected yall would think it was fluffy and sweet and called "Manitoba spice cake"
@Sinned Gnillubnot canadians also did the same
@B actually pineapple on pizza is hawaiian style, which is an American state.
Still looks good tho
lol yes
Nasa, this man is a genius. Get him a job.
He will make contraptions in space
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@Shtro Dmitriy no
@ying no
No
Had to watch it three times to understand and admire all the creative little ideas you had. Beautifully done as alyways!
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Never thought I'd ever watch a man being slapped in the face repeatedly with a slice of pizza, yet here we are.
I still laughing 😂😂😂😂
Lol 😂
I couldn't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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that is an insulting amount of cheese, honestly. but good job
Y'all got pizza on coruscant?
@Geeky_Bros yes i forgot to say ikr
@Noveela Zia that’s the problem
Be careful with your with that pizza feeder thingy next time. Btw, this is suprisingly a good machine that you've made. Needs some more cheese tho.
@Kellan The Incredible imagine post can be constructed in a way, that show both your apprecition AND things YOU think could be made better
World is not black and white :)
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Needed a bucket of cheese, poured straight on top and drowning everything.
@Nicholas Plaksin still needs more cheese
Needs a lot more cheese
As always, beautiful inventions
This man's mind doesn't know the term boundaries, and if he does, it's simply to break them
Rube Goldberg would be proud.
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You’re like Mr. Bean, I remembered where Mr. Bean makes his own pizza business and makes a machine making lots of pizza🍕 🍕🍕🍕
Man i loved that episode
I remember in 2020
same
Loved that episode
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This is one of your cleverest machines yet! The technique you used to apply the tomato sauce was genius!
Esses são os gênios da engenharia que estão por aí espalhados fazendo linhas de produção automatizadas. Parabéns.
As a pizza chef I rate this highly
Doubtful
@The Guff army 🥰🥰
Wow! I believe
Frankly, it does a better job of evenly distributing toppings than my local Pizza Hut.
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That’s as an INSANE machine! It was so creative! Great job! Happy you are back!
@NUR INSYIRAH BINTI AHMAD KHAIRUL NIZAM Moe 😌🥰
Gotta get a pizza that!
Ok
I'm extremely impressed by the techniques used to evenly distribute toppings across the full pizza radius.
Thanks for posting! Love your contraptions as always!
You're the best! Thank you for three and a half minutes of pure fun.
I can't imagine pizza without a boatload of cheese
are you sure this isn't how all pizzas are made?
No, my pizzas have cheese
@Pat Lund 🤡
As someone who has worked at many pizza places, this machine is far too slow to keep up with actual orders.
No..
Great work! It's really hard to fit so much stuff in a very small area...
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This made me remember those 80s/90s scenes in kids movies like Back to the future or Casper in which they displayed such creativity showing machines of this sort. Which is awesome.
The cheese went all over the table, just like my daughter does it!
Awesome how this is made from so many repurposed machines
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The Sauce and Cheese distribution methods were pretty much PERFECT. Incredible machine!
Not even enough to create a full layer of cheese and half of it was wasted.
That was a pretty weak amount of cheese.
@Jeremy Shelton 😅😅
While cheese distribution was spot on I take umbrage with the low overall quantity.
What a beautiful machine!
Even the clips on the pizza feeder are in the perfect colors!
This machine is literally the SLAPS!
Genialne muszę taka zrobić 👍👍👍👍👍
I was expecting the machine to bake the pizza. Although I suppose how could you do that without burning your house down?
Fantastic machine as always.
Awesome! I love the creativity to make this!!! Great job!!
This man's mind doesn't know the term boundaries, and if he does, it's simply to break them Rube Goldberg would be proud.
Just came across your channel..dude, this is amazing stuff!!!! You caught my attention in just a few seconds...so cool!
I love all of your Machines! I love this one.
I can confidently say this is your most beautifully well built machine
This guy is a genius and he has a sense of humor. What a perfect channel and hard work absolutely love it!
Dominos be like: Hire this man!
Especially since he use dominos in his machines
Great comment 👍
@Ruangthum Aiemjirakul A pizza restaurant
Ingeniuos and hilarious! My god, I haven't had a good laugh in a while. Joseph is such a great entertainer.
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So glad your back! Love your machines! :)
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The comb made me laugh out loud. Excellent idea!
When a train and a comb make a better pizza than you’ve ever made in your life
The way he makes the time to do these and it takes less time and effort to do it by hand is like-
But these are actually smart 😆
Haha!
This is amazing! How do you come up with all of these amazing machines?! This is so entertaining!
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brilliant AND very funny! you outdid yourself sir!
Sorry I must correct myself: brilliant and funny as usual!
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Wow!!!!
That was an Amazing Machine!!!!
I loved it!!!
Well Done👍👌
"Cheese, Grommit." You're a real life Wallace. This just earned a sub.
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This man creativity is next level 👌😌
Great effort and ingenuity, the last part has a semblance to Chaplin being fed with an automatic feeder machine from Modern Times.
There is more love in this pizza than in my entire life.
Fun fact: This was the first prototype for the pizza making machines that Costco uses.
Genius! Just amazing, keep it up!
This is a masterpiece❤❤
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I like the feeding machine. Gotta get one. Life would be so much easier!
I was not expecting the pepperoni to be dispersed so nicely 🤣 it's good my guy
This man's mind doesn't know the term boundaries, and if he does, it's simply to break them Rube Goldberg would be proud.
As a pizza chef, I can confirm that this is how pizza is typically made.
It's just.... the comb... and the cheese... other than that this is truly amazing 👏🏾 I wish I had the will power and intellect
We all do bruv, we all do
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This machine was actually surprisingly effective
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If a pizza shop was making this in front of me I’d gladly wait the time
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Feels like an actual pizza making machine!!
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Just brilliant! Very elegant :)
I love this dude already its like a mr bean pizza machine hahaha
When you make pizza like this.
The waiter: Sir, only 1 day left
I don't think someone will work so hard to just make a pizza 🍕😀
So amazing ❤️
Dude hands feed you the best 😂😂 hence proved
I’ve never been so hungry and impressed at the same time, good job brother keep it up and uhhh keep a slice for me
I believe that all pizzas should be made this way, and that you should always get a video of your pizza being made.
A machine that seems useful and industry level reliable ? Impossible
“ Reminds me of the mechanics of watching an old jukebox in operation selecting and then playing 45 records through the window glass.”
This guy should start a pizza factory :)
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What a creativity!!!!
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JOSEF’s are on another level I should know iam one with my own channel. Awesome stuff
A rube Goldberg is an unecessarily complex machine that complete a simple or useless task. This is the work of a genius.
Ladies and gentlemen I present to you : Innovation at it's finest
This man a real genius
Yeah, I gotta say that's a very cool way to make pizza. My daughter would love it.
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Domino actually has one of these too it’s just broken most of the time
@Jeremy Woods Mcdonalds also have a machine that makes pizzas but it's always broken.
Mcdonalds has a machine that makes milkshakes, if you could believe it, but its also broken all the time
so true
That is AWESOME, but you may want to tweak the feeding apparatus a bit.😀
It's amazing! Congratulations 👏🏽🎈
Masterpiece ❤️
Absolutely awesome :) bravo
Imagine this machine found in the Pizza Hut kitchen, the amount of sanitation laws broken, omfg! But it’s worth it lol
Awesome, another amazing invention
Omg this was like watching a childhood movie. Some home made fun stuff like the dog hotel! It's amazing. I think you got yourself a new subscriber. I came from good mythical morning by the way :)
Pure genius.. 😇
Incredible invention lad
“ These were first created on paper by Heath Robinson(contraptions)in the UK during the WWI, later in 1928 American engineer and cartoonist Rueben(Rube)Goldberg started to create them on paper.”
Your work is very good ☺️👍
I love watching this stuff for hours
Awesome how it's all in one spot.
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This person is a simple machines expert
Awesome and what a genious they are.
U r a genius man! Keep up. I think all leading industries in the world r losing trillions for not hiring u.
This looks fantastic.
Delicious pizza. You get an A+
Perfectly illustrates current software development methodologies!
As an Italian... You got my respect
Good to see you again another great idea.
Ever pizza place needs one of these in store just to watch as you're waiting for you food
He should convert his whole face into mouth to eat that pizza using his machine 😂😂
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Beautifully created
I see this,and can't stop to smile during this video 🤣
Great robot but after the toppings are added it needs another round (or 5 😁) under the cheese cylinder!
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