The Pizza-Making Contraption | Joseph's Machines

  • Published on Jun 9, 2021
  • This machine uses a toy train to make a pizza automatically. No need to lift a finger!
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  • Benefactor
    Benefactor 11 months ago +1217

    On one hand, he put black olives on his pizza, which shows he's a man of taste. On the other, he put barely any cheese on it, which is a crime against pizza.

    • Sinned Gnillubnot
      Sinned Gnillubnot 9 days ago

      @B Canadians just also have pizza.
      But honestly I expected yall would think it was fluffy and sweet and called "Manitoba spice cake"

    • B
      B 9 days ago

      @Sinned Gnillubnot canadians also did the same

    • Sinned Gnillubnot
      Sinned Gnillubnot 13 days ago

      @B actually pineapple on pizza is hawaiian style, which is an American state.

    • Hoang Minh Nguyen
      Hoang Minh Nguyen Month ago

      Still looks good tho

    • Oscar L
      Oscar L Month ago

      lol yes

  • Brigg Sargent
    Brigg Sargent 11 months ago +905

    Nasa, this man is a genius. Get him a job.

  • FilmscoreMetaler
    FilmscoreMetaler 11 months ago +125

    Had to watch it three times to understand and admire all the creative little ideas you had. Beautifully done as alyways!

    • DatVido
      DatVido 11 months ago


  • xcutetannyx
    xcutetannyx 11 months ago +423

    Never thought I'd ever watch a man being slapped in the face repeatedly with a slice of pizza, yet here we are.

  • CT 7567
    CT 7567 11 months ago +527

    that is an insulting amount of cheese, honestly. but good job

    • Izuna Wolf
      Izuna Wolf 11 months ago +4

      Y'all got pizza on coruscant?

    • Noveela Zia
      Noveela Zia 11 months ago +1

      @Geeky_Bros yes i forgot to say ikr

    • Geeky_Bros
      Geeky_Bros 11 months ago +2

      @Noveela Zia that’s the problem

  • xiiao hao
    xiiao hao 11 months ago +360

    Be careful with your with that pizza feeder thingy next time. Btw, this is suprisingly a good machine that you've made. Needs some more cheese tho.

    • Mich Wis
      Mich Wis 11 months ago +2

      @Kellan The Incredible imagine post can be constructed in a way, that show both your apprecition AND things YOU think could be made better
      World is not black and white :)

    • fazendo coisas🦉
      fazendo coisas🦉 11 months ago +1


    • Simon George
      Simon George 11 months ago +1

      Needed a bucket of cheese, poured straight on top and drowning everything.

    • Jymble
      Jymble 11 months ago +2

      @Nicholas Plaksin still needs more cheese

    • Brooklyn Zhu
      Brooklyn Zhu 11 months ago +2

      Needs a lot more cheese

  • chenax
    chenax 11 months ago +132

    As always, beautiful inventions

  • 241Cookies
    241Cookies 11 months ago +40

    This man's mind doesn't know the term boundaries, and if he does, it's simply to break them
    Rube Goldberg would be proud.

    • DatVido
      DatVido 11 months ago +2


  • Djanine 818
    Djanine 818 11 months ago +93

    You’re like Mr. Bean, I remembered where Mr. Bean makes his own pizza business and makes a machine making lots of pizza🍕 🍕🍕🍕

  • Micajo Domino
    Micajo Domino 11 months ago +7

    This is one of your cleverest machines yet! The technique you used to apply the tomato sauce was genius!

  • vinimishima
    vinimishima 10 months ago +4

    Esses são os gênios da engenharia que estão por aí espalhados fazendo linhas de produção automatizadas. Parabéns.

  • Eff on the Anchupom Channel
    Eff on the Anchupom Channel 11 months ago +122

    As a pizza chef I rate this highly

  • Joe
    Joe 11 months ago +7

    Frankly, it does a better job of evenly distributing toppings than my local Pizza Hut.

  • dominokid
    dominokid 11 months ago +32

    That’s as an INSANE machine! It was so creative! Great job! Happy you are back!

    • DatVido
      DatVido 11 months ago


  • 5MadMovieMakers
    5MadMovieMakers 9 months ago +5

    Gotta get a pizza that!

  • bendhoward
    bendhoward 11 months ago +1

    I'm extremely impressed by the techniques used to evenly distribute toppings across the full pizza radius.

  • The Awesomer
    The Awesomer 11 months ago

    Thanks for posting! Love your contraptions as always!

  • Marcelo Duhá
    Marcelo Duhá 11 months ago +1

    You're the best! Thank you for three and a half minutes of pure fun.

  • Tanay Kumar
    Tanay Kumar 11 months ago +9

    I can't imagine pizza without a boatload of cheese

  • Victor Musico
    Victor Musico 11 months ago +129

    are you sure this isn't how all pizzas are made?

    • Jeremy Woods
      Jeremy Woods 10 months ago

      No, my pizzas have cheese

    • Elvis Arias Rios
      Elvis Arias Rios 11 months ago

      @Pat Lund 🤡

    • Pat Lund
      Pat Lund 11 months ago +1

      As someone who has worked at many pizza places, this machine is far too slow to keep up with actual orders.

    • Crafty Hamster
      Crafty Hamster 11 months ago +1


  • 2in1 Bricking
    2in1 Bricking 11 months ago +1

    Great work! It's really hard to fit so much stuff in a very small area...

  • Ruben Méndez Homs
    Ruben Méndez Homs 11 months ago +3

    This made me remember those 80s/90s scenes in kids movies like Back to the future or Casper in which they displayed such creativity showing machines of this sort. Which is awesome.

  • Kevin Shea
    Kevin Shea 11 months ago +3

    The cheese went all over the table, just like my daughter does it!
    Awesome how this is made from so many repurposed machines

  • J.D.
    J.D. 11 months ago +29

    The Sauce and Cheese distribution methods were pretty much PERFECT. Incredible machine!

    • Mark Garcia
      Mark Garcia Month ago

      Not even enough to create a full layer of cheese and half of it was wasted.

    • Kyle S
      Kyle S 10 months ago

      That was a pretty weak amount of cheese.

    • DatVido
      DatVido 11 months ago

      @Jeremy Shelton 😅😅

    • Jeremy Shelton
      Jeremy Shelton 11 months ago +5

      While cheese distribution was spot on I take umbrage with the low overall quantity.

  • Pieter
    Pieter 11 months ago +1

    What a beautiful machine!
    Even the clips on the pizza feeder are in the perfect colors!

  • Nawrocki Tadeusz
    Nawrocki Tadeusz 11 months ago

    Genialne muszę taka zrobić 👍👍👍👍👍

  • Yee
    Yee 14 days ago

    I was expecting the machine to bake the pizza. Although I suppose how could you do that without burning your house down?
    Fantastic machine as always.

  • DJRockinRob
    DJRockinRob 11 months ago

    Awesome! I love the creativity to make this!!! Great job!!

  • Rock girl
    Rock girl 11 months ago +2

    This man's mind doesn't know the term boundaries, and if he does, it's simply to break them Rube Goldberg would be proud.

  • Rat Slayer
    Rat Slayer 4 months ago

    Just came across your channel..dude, this is amazing stuff!!!! You caught my attention in just a few cool!

  • Max & me
    Max & me 11 months ago +1

    I love all of your Machines! I love this one.

  • Sakalakalavallabhudu
    Sakalakalavallabhudu 6 months ago

    I can confidently say this is your most beautifully well built machine

  • Mystical Reaper
    Mystical Reaper 5 months ago

    This guy is a genius and he has a sense of humor. What a perfect channel and hard work absolutely love it!

  • Jeremy Möckli
    Jeremy Möckli 11 months ago +113

    Dominos be like: Hire this man!

    • A. W.
      A. W. 11 months ago +2

      Especially since he use dominos in his machines

    • Visalalakshmi R
      Visalalakshmi R 11 months ago +4

      Great comment 👍

    • Jeremy Möckli
      Jeremy Möckli 11 months ago +5

      @Ruangthum Aiemjirakul A pizza restaurant

  • CTB Videos
    CTB Videos 11 months ago

    Ingeniuos and hilarious! My god, I haven't had a good laugh in a while. Joseph is such a great entertainer.

  • BullseyeProductionsTV
    BullseyeProductionsTV 11 months ago +2

    So glad your back! Love your machines! :)

  • noslowerdna
    noslowerdna 11 months ago

    The comb made me laugh out loud. Excellent idea!

  • Chionina
    Chionina 11 months ago +6

    When a train and a comb make a better pizza than you’ve ever made in your life

  • ???
    ??? 10 months ago

    The way he makes the time to do these and it takes less time and effort to do it by hand is like-
    But these are actually smart 😆

  • Max & Anya
    Max & Anya 11 months ago

    This is amazing! How do you come up with all of these amazing machines?! This is so entertaining!

  • Arash Yazdani
    Arash Yazdani 11 months ago +1

    brilliant AND very funny! you outdid yourself sir!
    Sorry I must correct myself: brilliant and funny as usual!

  • ReactioNism
    ReactioNism 11 months ago +2

    That was an Amazing Machine!!!!
    I loved it!!!
    Well Done👍👌

  • Malmut
    Malmut 11 months ago +24

    "Cheese, Grommit." You're a real life Wallace. This just earned a sub.

    • DatVido
      DatVido 11 months ago +1


  • DatVido
    DatVido 11 months ago

    This man creativity is next level 👌😌

  • Mohan R
    Mohan R 11 months ago

    Great effort and ingenuity, the last part has a semblance to Chaplin being fed with an automatic feeder machine from Modern Times.

  • eric blablabla
    eric blablabla 11 months ago

    There is more love in this pizza than in my entire life.

  • c00lmike
    c00lmike 8 months ago

    Fun fact: This was the first prototype for the pizza making machines that Costco uses.

  • Giovanni Elias
    Giovanni Elias 9 months ago

    Genius! Just amazing, keep it up!

  • Arın Beyaz
    Arın Beyaz 11 months ago +11

    This is a masterpiece❤❤

  • john cope
    john cope 10 months ago

    I like the feeding machine. Gotta get one. Life would be so much easier!

  • C•rla ea
    C•rla ea 10 months ago

    I was not expecting the pepperoni to be dispersed so nicely 🤣 it's good my guy

  • bcvbb hyui
    bcvbb hyui 11 months ago

    This man's mind doesn't know the term boundaries, and if he does, it's simply to break them Rube Goldberg would be proud.

  • Reece Perry
    Reece Perry 11 months ago +3

    As a pizza chef, I can confirm that this is how pizza is typically made.

  • Lyndiwe Mnisi
    Lyndiwe Mnisi 11 months ago +5

    It's just.... the comb... and the cheese... other than that this is truly amazing 👏🏾 I wish I had the will power and intellect

  • linc c
    linc c 11 months ago +1

    This machine was actually surprisingly effective

  • ChaoswarriorX
    ChaoswarriorX 11 months ago +1

    If a pizza shop was making this in front of me I’d gladly wait the time

  • Bulk Dominoes
    Bulk Dominoes 11 months ago +1

    Feels like an actual pizza making machine!!

  • Merijn Vogel
    Merijn Vogel 11 months ago

    Just brilliant! Very elegant :)

  • OneTrueLove
    OneTrueLove 11 months ago +1

    I love this dude already its like a mr bean pizza machine hahaha

    DIVYANAND SHARMA 9 months ago +5

    When you make pizza like this.
    The waiter: Sir, only 1 day left

  • pramey mehta
    pramey mehta 11 months ago

    I don't think someone will work so hard to just make a pizza 🍕😀

  • Daffy Duck
    Daffy Duck 2 months ago

    So amazing ❤️
    Dude hands feed you the best 😂😂 hence proved

  • Tousif Khandoker Gaming

    I’ve never been so hungry and impressed at the same time, good job brother keep it up and uhhh keep a slice for me

  • DoctorX17
    DoctorX17 11 months ago

    I believe that all pizzas should be made this way, and that you should always get a video of your pizza being made.

  • Flyn ’
    Flyn ’ 11 months ago

    A machine that seems useful and industry level reliable ? Impossible

  • David Shawn61
    David Shawn61 8 months ago +3

    “ Reminds me of the mechanics of watching an old jukebox in operation selecting and then playing 45 records through the window glass.”

    HOBBIES AND ME 11 months ago +2

    This guy should start a pizza factory :)

  • nick :)
    nick :) 11 months ago +13

    What a creativity!!!!

  • josefbuckland
    josefbuckland 10 months ago +1

    JOSEF’s are on another level I should know iam one with my own channel. Awesome stuff

  • Stephen Johnston
    Stephen Johnston 11 months ago

    A rube Goldberg is an unecessarily complex machine that complete a simple or useless task. This is the work of a genius.

  • Aaron Pinto
    Aaron Pinto 9 months ago

    Ladies and gentlemen I present to you : Innovation at it's finest

  • Daniel Maifad
    Daniel Maifad 10 months ago +1

    This man a real genius

    KEITH the CARPENTER 11 months ago

    Yeah, I gotta say that's a very cool way to make pizza. My daughter would love it.

  • The Invisible cactus
    The Invisible cactus 11 months ago +81

    Domino actually has one of these too it’s just broken most of the time

    • Dionel
      Dionel 10 months ago +1

      @Jeremy Woods Mcdonalds also have a machine that makes pizzas but it's always broken.

    • Jeremy Woods
      Jeremy Woods 10 months ago +1

      Mcdonalds has a machine that makes milkshakes, if you could believe it, but its also broken all the time

    • tehannywanny
      tehannywanny 11 months ago

      so true

  • Robert Shaw
    Robert Shaw 11 months ago

    That is AWESOME, but you may want to tweak the feeding apparatus a bit.😀

  • Runica
    Runica 11 months ago

    It's amazing! Congratulations 👏🏽🎈

  • Sandrija Dalal
    Sandrija Dalal 11 months ago

    Masterpiece ❤️

  • Most recent adaptation
    Most recent adaptation 11 months ago

    Absolutely awesome :) bravo

  • DiplexNormal3
    DiplexNormal3 9 months ago +1

    Imagine this machine found in the Pizza Hut kitchen, the amount of sanitation laws broken, omfg! But it’s worth it lol

  • PandaScam
    PandaScam 11 months ago

    Awesome, another amazing invention

  • İrem Fırat
    İrem Fırat 9 months ago

    Omg this was like watching a childhood movie. Some home made fun stuff like the dog hotel! It's amazing. I think you got yourself a new subscriber. I came from good mythical morning by the way :)

  • oSCAR
    oSCAR 11 months ago

    Pure genius.. 😇

  • mr Baddin
    mr Baddin 11 months ago +1

    Incredible invention lad

  • David Shawn61
    David Shawn61 8 months ago

    “ These were first created on paper by Heath Robinson(contraptions)in the UK during the WWI, later in 1928 American engineer and cartoonist Rueben(Rube)Goldberg started to create them on paper.”

  • Shoeb Jamalpur
    Shoeb Jamalpur 11 months ago

    Your work is very good ☺️👍

  • OCD1
    OCD1 8 months ago

    I love watching this stuff for hours

  • TheBrickGuy7939
    TheBrickGuy7939 11 months ago +2

    Awesome how it's all in one spot.

  • The waffle Gamer
    The waffle Gamer 3 months ago

    This person is a simple machines expert

  • Paco Aldape
    Paco Aldape 11 months ago

    Awesome and what a genious they are.

  • Geoffrey Thuku
    Geoffrey Thuku 10 months ago

    U r a genius man! Keep up. I think all leading industries in the world r losing trillions for not hiring u.

  • Drishti Sen
    Drishti Sen 11 months ago

    This looks fantastic.

  • RossX
    RossX 11 months ago

    Delicious pizza. You get an A+

  • Kevin James Baxter
    Kevin James Baxter 11 months ago

    Perfectly illustrates current software development methodologies!

  • Revanas _
    Revanas _ 11 months ago

    As an Italian... You got my respect

  • max Payne
    max Payne 11 months ago +1

    Good to see you again another great idea.

  • Lee G  RC
    Lee G RC 10 months ago

    Ever pizza place needs one of these in store just to watch as you're waiting for you food

  • Ronak Kumar Sahu
    Ronak Kumar Sahu 11 months ago

    He should convert his whole face into mouth to eat that pizza using his machine 😂😂

  • Kaushal Amrutiya
    Kaushal Amrutiya 11 months ago

    Beautifully created

  • edy hartomo
    edy hartomo 9 months ago

    I see this,and can't stop to smile during this video 🤣

  • AntithesisDCLXVI
    AntithesisDCLXVI 11 months ago

    Great robot but after the toppings are added it needs another round (or 5 😁) under the cheese cylinder!